Jun 1 2006Mariah Carey and her dog leave Hotel Gansevoort

Are we really that surprised that she has to doll herself up to walk the dog?

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dammit, i almost made it to first!

I would do the dog to Mariah

Wow, its amazing that Mariah could actually take PHONIER pictures than the pnes with the homeless guy. As if she could walk in those shoes! She can barely pose in them.

*ones*

*ones*

she looks so awkward with that dog. she's such a fat cow. and pigeon-toed. i liked her so much in 1991.

Doesn't she have a huge NYC apartment that most of us have seen on Cribs? Then again, if I was doing the walk of shame, I would want a dog with me too..."I don't have bed head, the dog had to go!"

wait, didnt she wear this on 106 n park yesterday?

Poor shrinking violet. She's utilizing the "cute doggy" act to get attention. Bet you that dog winds his leash around her stilletos and she flashes the beav again.

dress up to walk your dog is not the problem... dress up to walk your dog and act like the most stupid of the whores, it is, IMO.

Look at that black dude "mad dogging" the dog. Ha. Bad joke.

He kind of looks like Lando Calrisian (sp?).

where are the baggies for the dog's poo?? you can't crap-up manhattan with your friggin dog. i hope she gets a fine. friggin lazy losers who don't pick up after their dogs.

What a tragedy. In the last stages before her age is impossible to hide, Mariah is a MILF except I don't think she's had a cock in years - maybe ever. She is in for one of the rudest wake up calls of all time - either that or paranoid schizophrenia within 2 years.

I always get this dressed up to walk my dog. And, like Mariah, I pose a lot as he makes poopy. What's the problem?

She was learning Chinese recipes and just picked dinner up from the local pet store. Check out the picture with the muscle dude, he's like "I can't believe she's gonna eat that shit".......

in the 2nd photo it looks like she's "presenting" to the guy in the striped shirt. or to anyone behind her...

I want to see the picture of her bending over and picking up a steaming pile of dog crap.

Good thing she's not wearing nylons. Those thighs rubbing together could start a huge forest fire.

I wonder if the dog is a half-breed like Mariah.

Could she be any more OBESE??? Her dress looks like sausage casing to her mounds of fat. She could learn a thing or two from Nicole Ritchie.

What a POSER!

Guy in striped shirt is there for picking up dog poo, and he's not too happy about it. He also is the one who wipes Mariah's ass for her.

Looks like she's a six-fingered Thalidomide baby in the first pic. And what's with the dog's cock? TCLT(dog's)C.

Stripe in the 3rd picture looks PISSED. Like that dog is a football and he's Charlie Brown. Except that Mariah is no Lucy, Lucy was way hotter.

look at him, he's a mutt! he's white with a BROWN EAR. looks to be untrained; he's all over the place and his head is hanging. and mariah's holding the leash at arm's-length like she's never held a leash before.

It was raining in Baltimore the other day and I was headed to my Korean friends house. When I got there him and his cousins asked if it was hard to see while I was driving. I told them it was raining "cats and dogs" out there. For some reason they all grabbed forks and knives and ran outside.........

and just think... she just insured her legs for $1BILLION... i can't imagine how much it would cost to insure that fat ass..

Maybe she's wearing those spiky heels and walking the dog in the hopes that the dog will trip her up, thereby causing her to fall and break a leg or 2, and thereby allowing her to collect the $1 billion in leg insurance.

I'd regret it, but I'd hit dat. Fat girlz need lovin; too.

if i saw her on the street i would just think she was another nutjob on the streets on new york

she wises so bad she could've been a supermodel. fat ho.

Good call, MotherOfPearl.

In the first picture she looks like she has to piss worse than the dog. Either that, or her knees have kung-fu grip. Which is probably the case, because I read somewhere that she actually has hands on the ends of them.

She is so wearing a girdle!

Only Mimi can make walking a dog look sexy. We need to see more sexy everyday pictures, like Mimi doing laundry, Mimi changing a tire, or Mimi frantically searching for a bathroom because she has the runs.

Why is there a giant banana walking a dog?

The only way this could not be a photo op would be if she was seen scooping up the dog's poo and carrying it home in the little blue bag. But since the woman can't even drink out of a straw by herself there's no way she scoops the doop.

She is a fat ugly cow. All those mean kids from school she talked about on Oprah were absolutely right. Her legs loog like pillow cases full of chocolate milk.

@21 Please don't ask that because I'm sure its possible, and she would probably keep dressing like a 5 dollar ho.

BTW, isn't she married to that skinny-ass douche from Jailbreak?

What a bitch! The dog, too.

Oh, she's not that attractive as celebs go. She's a little fat. But here in the real world, we guys are mostly looking to thoroughly boof a chick with jugs like that. It's just what we do and how we are wired.

If you gotta problem with that, sorry.

She looks like a taxi, only bigger.

When people finally figure out her singing is horrid she has a bright career ahead of her as a linebacker. Look at her beefy shoulders.

Stacey and Clinton have always said no mini skirts after 35... I'm sure they'd say no sausage casing EVER......

She'll need a lot stronger leash than that if she starts singing.

What's funny is that you don't get to see the pictures where she unhinges her jaw and eats the dog, her bodyguard, a broken parking meter and the lower half of her left arm. Fatty.

41
mushmouth,
but at any cost? what if the cost is syphilis? or chlamydia? i'm afraid that's what we're talking here.
infested receptacle.

These are even more phoney than her beach photos with the dog. Who walks their dog in 5 inch heels. And.....this just in, Here is STar Johnes apt. that is for sale. Scan through the pics to see just how tacky it is. I would like to point out the bathroom tile and the zebra striped furniture...

http://www.corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYC&ListingID=758488

13

that's what the black guys are there for...

alright said it...

This bitch uses that dog as a ploy every time she wants attention. I remember a similar photo of her in a bikini walking it on the beach in the Bahamas or some shit. I also just heard she's getting ready to go on tour. She's just using the dog as a publicity opportunity. I'm sure she has someone who gets the pooper scooper duty. Lucky bastard.

Can't a girl earn a little extra cash?
It's obvious that she's wearing the heels because she got a side job as a jack-hammer. She just wobbles that fat ass around & the dog spins here around a little and there goes the sidewalk.
Even fat whores need to be able to earn a living when they can't fuck no mo.

I'd like to kick that dog, then scream something random, like "Now you know how I feel mother fucker!!" and just run off.

Nice dress and shoes for a morning walk with the pooch!! She looks like a tranny hooker from the meat packing district. At least she isn't singing that vocal lesson shit...

And why is Gary Sheffield with her?

48

her bathroom is zebra striped because star jones takes craps the size of africa...

#1 Sharkbite - Before I can even be surprised that she has to doll herself up to walk her dog, I still have to recover from the shock that Mariah herself is holding the leash.

Poochie looks a little jumpy - and apparently, the word at the kennel is poochie calls MARIAH 'bitch'.

The dog looks embarrassed - I hope he shits on her $800.00 shoes...

If no one wants her services as a prostitute she can always register as a public utility so that anyone can use her...

#54 'Cause theah both fahkin' ovahpriced, geriatric, primah dawnahs?

55, lol...did Star have a framed picture of herself on the bathroom counter?

i heard that Star's stuff is zebra-striped because she's such an animal in the sack *rowwrrr* (w/ her gay husband)

I hate fat people. Everyone in my office is fat and they turn the AC on so high that I sit here freezing my ass off but they are covered in 10 inches of fatty tissue and are always hot. They also get so excited when when of them brings in treats they almost start to cry. Sorry just thought I would share.

Woof! What a pooch.

Nice dog, though.

I wonder if the dog is a bitch too.

Looking at this picture reminds me of tanning lotion but I can't seem to remember why...........

Banana Boat, I remembered..........

that furry animal looks like it's about to squat down on its hind legs and take an enormous steaming shit right there on the sidewalk...same goes for the little white puppy

i know, 40, i stole your joke sorry. originality's a bitch

Foghornleghorn sez:I say, I say, God DAMN woman! Somebody tell her to put down that Barbazon modeling handbook and Slimfast, and to give that dress back to BoredBlonde.

That dress looks like it was cobbled together out of the foam swimming floats middle-aged women bask on in the pool. Great for a hot day at the swim club; absolutely craptastic in a dress.

Mariah isn't really fat by normal person standards, but by celebrity standards, she is heeeeyooooge - a force to be reckoned with, like an army tank sitting next to a Little Tykes plastic wagon.

She's going to fall off those ridiculous shoes and twist her ankle. I hope one of those guys standing around leering at her is in the mood to be chivalrous and haul her butt up off the sidewalk.

Reminds me of a joke.

Me: That's the ugliest pig I have ever seen.
Mariah: It's not a pig, it's a dog.
Me: I was talking to the dog.

At least she has a normal sized dog rather than one of those diamantee-clad Tinkerbelle things that have to be carried around in your handbag.

62

Well my fat coworker (she calls herself "fluffy") just got her bellybutton pierced, for the love of pete. Did I mention that she's also in her 40's, has a big abdomen (which is further distended from a hysterectomy to remove her diseased uterus), and sweats so much she has to wait til she gets to work to put on her makeup? She and her 16 year-old daughter went to Venice Beach (yeah, I know) over the weekend, and her daughter wanted to get her bellybutton pierced, so for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to subject someone to seeing her stomach. I can see it poking through her shirt and it's quite nauseating. Ten to one it'll get infected, because how could any oxygen get through the impenetrable wall of "fluff"? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

They say the camera adds ten pounds, so I assume there are 15 cameras on her.

she could use some corn rolls!

BoredBlonde - as a fat person, I hate you too.
Skinny chicks never swallow, worried about those extra calories.
Which reminds me: TCLTC

Oshkosh WHY would I want her dress? Unless I am going camping that is. I could use a yellow tent.

I still think she looks hot, I'd definately bang her. Over and over!

she doesn't seem to be getting very far on that walk. And that dress does *nothing* for her. It's almost too skanky for Paris...

I've thought it over and decided that I would rather see Mariah Carey in a dumb dress and shoes like this, with makeup and nicely brushed hair fakely walking her dog than Britney Spears dressed in pajama bottoms, a stained t-shirt, no makeup and bed hair fakely strolling Sean Preston through Safeway on a Cheetos run.

Yes, Mariah looks like a hoochie mama, but at least she's put some effort into things.

#76 I read in Maxum there is only 75 calories in the average ejaculation. Anyway I don't worry about calories, I just don't go around shoving every morsel of food down my throat like a fat person.

why don't you guys get jobs where thin and beautiful people work? you're kinda fat by association if u don't

@77 nextime I go camping, I could use a BoredBlonde......

@#62 - I did offer you one of my cookies. :)
Mariah makes me feel good on my bad outfit days - b/c there's no way anyone can look worse than her.

#78 Are you a buffalo hunter by chance? That'd be one big buffalo to bag!

#73

Can you send me her phone number? Or email will do.

She's actually walking a pony, but next to her fat yellow gorilla body, the pony looks like a small dog.

wtf, while I'm female and realize that sometimes it can be difficult to walk in heels....IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PIGEONED-TOED!!!!!!!!!!

76.
iFuckingHateYou,
give some perspective.
it's a skinny-person's belief, that fat people are so, by their own doing: eating poorly, not exercising. and that's where the lack-of-understanding comes from.

what is the fat person's perspective?

81 - Silly, I was saying she borrowed YOUR dress, because it's tight. And she's fat. Ergo, fat people suck. I rest my case.

I love this fat versus skinny thing. Fat people always lose. Ha! Fatasses...

She's not fat, she has a weight problem.

She can't wait to eat.

86

Are you into fat chicks or something? 'Cuz I know she's looking to be porked.

91

Unless they sit on us.

92 - That joke probably works better when spoken, and a few shots of Yager wouldn't hurt either.
P.S. I know its spelled Jager. Stay out of our insider's circle of trust and secrets. And lies and sex. Oh yeah.

#92 haha that was the best! I can't wait to use it and claim it as my own.

I'm sure that someone already pointed this out - but why does it look like she has no idea what do to? It's an effen leash, Mariah! I'd talk trash, but no one can keep this fat/thin/fat bitch down.

I hate that fucking woman.

@95- Stay out of your circle of trust?

99 - That was referring to the people who would read and correct my spelling of "Yager". On another note, Mariah Carey smells like pork! Constantly!

76 -> 89
still waiting for the representative fat-person's perspective...

#89 Most fat people haven't been able to see their own perspective in years.

I would say she's an attention whore, but I would have to agree with one of the earlier comments, she probably hasn't been laid in years. I don't think she would even know what a cock was if it slapped her in the face, shoved itself down her throat, and gave her the ol' Mikimoto necklace... I'd be happy to try to remind her, as soon as I put down my copy of Fat Celebrity Wanna Sluts...

73

did they keep trying to roll your friend back in the ocean??

#89, sounds like the skinny-person perspective is about right. I like to eat shit that's not good for me, don't exercise and like my beer.
That's probably why I'm 5'3" tall and weigh 423 pounds.
Wait, I was channeling Britney there for a minute, that's not me at all.

102.
Dr. Rokter,
well is anyone able to see it?
(if it's unseen, how do we know it exists?)

91

because they run out of breath from typing so much!!!

I'm not the biggest Mariah fan, but she is looking good these days, at least her outfit covers everything (even if it is skin tight). And man, that sure is a cute pup! Anyone who likes Jack Russell Terriers is aces in my book!

Has anyone else noticed that it looks like she is almost always wearing the same outfit, but in a different color? I guess its because it is the only outfit that (semi) fits her so she just dyes it a different color everyday.. huh.

104

They tried for a while, but she was tenaciously clinging to the Hot Dog on a Stick stand, so they just rolled her over to the workout area, and used her as a trampoline.

Wow, she looks really dumb in these pictures...she can barely walk, not because of the shoes, but she's sucking in her gut so hard...ahhh those powerful lungs of her not only work so well for singing but for the sucking in of gut!

Ok, I'm sorry guys, Mariah is hot. Anyone see the video with Snoop and Pharrell? Very MILF-ish indeed.

# 7

You are so right, I loved her back then, when she wore clothes and had brain cells. Now she's just a dumb, poorly dressed tramp.

Is it just me or on some level doesn't this seem worse than how Britney dresses b/c she's trying so hard?

i heard Mariah's on a seafood diet

when she sees food, she eats it *POW*

(yes, I went there)

She just looks like a lame banana.

115--noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (but cute one!)

Dear Ms. Carey,

Choke on a ham sandwich already.

Thanks,
'Fish Readers

#106 Hmmm?

The thing I'll never forgive Mariah for is once, during the last Thanksgiving my grandmother was alive for, she kicked down the front door of our house and started grabbing things off people's plates, lolling her thick, pink tongue in the gravy boat, and mashing her chubby fingers in all the relish and pickle dishes and licking them off. She ate all the potatoes, squash, stuffing, napkins, and two of my cousins. Bitch.

She is an idiot. Everyone of those pictures makes me think of Brian Griffin doing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time". A fat, UGLY Brian.

the pictures made me think of chris farley in tommy boy. everyone sing along, "fat girl in a little dress, fat girl in a little dress."

Man, her forehead looks like the Elephant Man, minus the humps, how old is she now?, like 40? Time to quit dressing like a junior Mariah, imagine what she looks like before they do all that lighting manipulation and stuff for her nearly naked ass in her videos, poor video crew!

#115 - Hit the nail on the head - BONUS!!

She is a 5'9" BLIMP - bragging how she wears a size 4. In her dreams. She probably has her staff cut off the size 18 tags in her clothes and replace them with size 4 tags.

Wrap her up in foil and write GOODYEAR on her side.....B L I M P

# 80, I was totally thinking the same thing! Better an overly dressed for the occasion, tranny hooker outfit and combed hair than a trailer park pajama bottomed, bra hanging out, barefoot, white trash, cheeto eating, cigarette smoking, knocked up, bedheaded, wigger lovin bitch.

# 115, that was HILarious!

Papa, as always, hats off to you! And that's not an asshat by the way.

you know Mariah has tons of money, yet she dresses like her clothes are from some cheap-ass mall store. But as far as amazon- voluptous chic goes, she's nailed it. horse face is unfortunate. hell of a lot of talent. what a mixed-bag of compliments.

Is it true that fat women have a really hard time dispelling the horrible odors that emit from their vagina because of the fatness and poor bathing/ grooming habits?
MeganHarris, answer yes or no.

Dr. Rokter, the thanksgiving day kerfaffle is making me laugh out loud at my desk in my very quiet office. thanks -- between that one and the Southie Irish pipe-fitters beating K-Fed and the Bahston Tahk yesterday the people in my office think I'm a lunatic.

I wonder what kind of space age super fabric they used to make this dress, because that motherfucker looks to be under alot of pressure.

Mariah Carey is fucking clown shoes.

124

My coworker's sister-in-law used to be a OB-GYN nurse, and before the doctor would see obese women, he'd make them get in there and scrub them down. He'd refuse to get near them because they had so much funk stuck in their folds. She said she'd have to heft the fat apart, just to be able to wash them. And after one particularly smelly patient, they didn't use the room for several days, it stank so bad. So to answer the question, yes, I do think it's true they stink nonstop.

I don't care waht people say. She's still attractive.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

What is this 'walking the dog' shit. She's outside posing. I see no walking happening. None.

Hey guys, lay off the poor stinky fat ladies for a while. Guys (fat or not) can have some stank on them too! BARF!

128 - Thanks for the fun facts. I am now going to shoot myself in the head because of your descriptive and elloquent imagery.

On second thought, let's just shoot all the fat women in the head. Shooting really hot chicks such as myself with vaginas that are clean as a whistle and taste like grape soda isn't going to solve anything.

Does anyone else notice how effing big her forehead is??? What the hell? You could sign aliens by shining light of that thing!

Mariah really needs to stop pretending she's 17. Nobody's buying it but 36-year-old mariah Carey.

Fire her pr person. This stunt makes her look deranged and stupid.

caption to first photo: I'm ready for my scene now.

She's such a screw up. Talent + excess = beached whale.
Who knew whales and dogs could be such pals.

#125 Why thank you. Don't fear laughter. One should never let the straights in one's office dictate how you act. Because that shit is for sissies and girls. And Communists, and fat people, and pederasts, freedom-haters and "malfeasers" (whatever they are), the starting lineup of the New York Yankees, people who watch children's DVDs about religious vegetables, and anyone who uses "ur" instead of "your" or "you're".

At least when her dog takes a shit Mariah will have a nice light snack to keep her strength up.

@89
My cousin was sexually molested by her father from the age of 2 to 10 and suffered from bulemia and anorexia until around the age of 16 she got tired of guys pawing at her and bringing back bad memories. So she ate herself to about a size 16 until she met her now hubby and felt comfortable enough to lose the weight. She's now a size 0 if that. So its not always because someone just likes to sit around and eat too much.

138

True, but it usually is. I'd say about 99% of obese people are that way because they eat too much, and don't excercise. And if they're doing it because of emotional problems,they still need to eat too much to get that fat, don't they? So many of these people could be thin, if they really wanted to, just like your cousin.

I don't particularly consider Mariah fat, but I do consider her sluttish. You don't have to dress like an aging Skid Row whore to take your dog to pee.

@138
Jesus, that's a little too much info.

120 & 133

Her forehead IS huge. And her hairdo in those pictures probably makes it look even bigger. It's really disturbing.

She isn't fat, but she's always wearing something slutty, which is horribly unattractive.

Also, by the way she's holding that leash, that's probably the first time she's ever walked a dog.

PS. 138, I hope your cousin's father rots away in prison and gets molested by all the other inmates.

@139
Hey girl, yep, you probably have to be eating almost constantly to become obese. Although I hardly saw my cousin eating, I think she waited until she was alone. Now, she just doesn't eat at all. She's like, Oh my God, I ate so much today. When I know she had no breakfast, no lunch, and a salad made of carrots and lettuce for dinner, that granted took up the whole plate, but probably was about 50 calories max. Well anyway enough of that, give me some of your goddamn chocolate. I feel emotionally distressed. I'm a size 7/8 which makes me terribly obese compared to everyone else in here.

Sorry Papa, I'm in a ranting mood today, but I'll feel better after I roll me a big fatty.

142, nope the bastard never did time

gotta love pic #1 where she is trying her hardest to look like she's a diva and at the same time trying her hardest to suck in her tummy and stick out her titts and has anyone one noticed that she really hasnt made it any further than doors wow what a work out mariah the poor dog gets to go for a five foot walk now when she calls hey pooch lets go for a walk he has to wait for 5 hours so his owner can get all skanked out for his 2 second walk i cant wait till he decides enough is enough and eats her in her sleep now that will be a story

she looks like a tall midget

143

Ha, you and me both. I could never starve myself, I like food too much. I'd be miserable.

I think 146 might be on speed. Just a hunch.

145

Damn. :( People like that don't deserve to live.

#142: Mariah isn't fat? Are you blind??? She is grossly obese. What is weird is that she STILL looks disgustingly fat and retarded EVEN AFTER the liposuction. Trust me, she's had lipo. People of her "girth" tend not to have that "muscle line/indentation" on the outside of one's upper thigh. Also, it is evident that she had the fat sucked out of her arms too. I'm just curious why she didn't get the rest of the fat sucked out of her when she got all that work done.

I swear, every time I see a picture of Mariah, she gets fatter and fatter and whorier and whorier and stupider by the second.

148
146 might be on speed, but it was still a funny post :)
149 I agree, but don't get me started again, I'm trying to chill.

@ 146 - Can you say run on sentence?

Who keeps referring to a MILF??? You have to be a Mother in order to be a MILF. Aha, 14, Proteon.... I am a MILF, not this Mariah Cuntawhorus.

Her dress is what I wore to Monster of Rock in 1989? or 1988? Can't remember, but I remember not stretching it to the seams like her.

*Cuntawhorus*
You rock Krisdylee!

89 -- i think that body shape and individual behavior are only roughly correlated. some people who eat junk food and don't exercise are thin, others are large. similarly, some people who exercise regularly and eat nutritious foods are thin, while some are large. you can't always tell what people's practices are by looking at their bodies...

for whatever it's worth, since we're talking about perspective, i say this as a very average sized woman (5'6" and 125lbs) who loves "health foods" and "junk foods" and works out 4-6 times per week. i have lots of friends who have similar food and exercise practices as myself, and we all have very different bodies.

Also, at the rate Mariah is going, she's going to pop or explode pretty soon...like an over-inflated balloon.

Laughing @ photo #2. It's hysterical how Mariah is trying desperately to walk and look sexy; she's trying her hardest to swivel her humungous hips and fat ass and sashay around as nonchalantly as possible. Typical attention-seeking diva wannabe hooker.

#93

Nothing is sexier than delusion. Except maybe desperation. Or neurosis. I'll take whatever I can get. And by "get" I mean club over the head.

@146 lay off the coke............

I'm 10'7" and I weigh a pretty average 890lbs (a lot of that is my indestructible pneumatic cock). I eat tons of things that are bad for me (fast food, junk food, bicycle tires, blood sausage, manhole covers and fairy-people), and I'm still fairly trim. Trim enough to fit into my spandex costume and kill Taliban operatives anyway.

@152 ya its a run on a sentance but hey its also the superficial i will save my good grammer for when i write to the goverment or something thats important and to the people who think im on speed I AM and then at night i take valuim and sleeping pills so there

Have you seen that commercial for that "feminine" spray to ease chafing for "a woman's delicate skin" or something like that? They have some thin woman spraying it behind her knees, under her arms, etc. I cracked up when I saw that commercial. I was like, yeah, sure, it's made for normal-sized women, 'cuz you know we chafe so bad, especially behind the knees, since there's so much skin-to-skin contact back there. It's sad that they had to come up with a spray for all the fat women who are rubbing themselves raw. I think that's what that box of "manteca" is for. I think "manteca" is Spanish for "fat lady butter".

150

I'm pretty sure I'm not blind. ;) And yes, she's probably had lipo, definitely dresses like a whore and isn't exactly skinny, but she's not fat either. Her weight is probably average and normal for her height. And personally, with all the anorexic celebs, I say good for her!

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA She should be running might shrink those hips !!!

I like this website and I get good laughs from it and all,but sometimes it goes into vindictive territory too much. I guess I can be that way as well.

Yeah,I'm fat and I'm so hungry right now I could eat BoredBimbo--I mean Blonde,but isnt silicone and collagen inedible? Also Feed Me Chola--Chode,I mean Chocolate.Assuming your name has food in it,I'd cram you down my gaping maw as well,but I remember Mexican gives me the shits..something terrible.

Didn't know 'The Superficial' was synonymous with mean spirited assfaced tools.Duly noted,I know my screen name does have the word "delicious" in it,feel free to make any joke at my expense...then again,feel free to go fuck yourself with a jagged metal pole as well.

im pretty small, but i seriously don't think she's fat.

*but = and*

Seriously #21, did you really say that? Did you ACTUALLY say she could take a tip from Nicole Ritchie? What the hell is wrong with you? Dude, Nicole looks like she could keel over and die at any moment. Don't get me wrong, I luv luv luv Nicole, but girlfriend needs some carbs in a serious way. I'm just so sick of the skin & bones craze. LOOKING LIKE DEATH IS NOT HOT!!!! I can't be the only one who feels this way.

Uh oh, the fat chicks are mad. Hide the Pringles.

Oooooh, I tink someone's GWUUUUUMPYYYYYY...

Someone needs a hug!

i tawt i saw a puddycat.

165

I don't think she's fat either, she just dresses really really badly. She'd look cute if she wore more age-appropriate and body-appropriate clothes.

dude, she's fat. don't pander to the riotgrrls, just admit it.

I like fat girls best when they cry. I'll take a crying fat girl with me to the mall. I'll take them to the ball game. I'll even take them to my office. Because everyone knows, if you own a crying fat girl, you just know how to party.

Is she going bald or is her head getting bigger to hold in all that crazy?

What a loser she looks like....
Why does she dress like that? I think she is ugly on the outside - and I bet it is not much better on the inside.
She may have a ton of cash - but look how desperate she looks. I bet she does not have a true friend in the world. sucka!

Give me back my goddamn pringles goshdamm, I have the munchies!

unfortunatly she's the kind of little whore that i would bang hard...the problem is she'd probably just stare at herself in the mirror and have no idea what's going on...

Hey, she turned into a tranny. Here's proof:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/MariahCarey-MCcover.jpg/200px-MariahCarey-MCcover.jpg

I agree with everyone who said that Mariah dresses like a whore. She really needs to dress more age appropriately. I think her horrendous choice makes her fatter than necessary, although her above-average girth certainly doesn't help. She also needs to cut her hair. She thinks she is a teenager but is sorely mistaken. Her horrible breast implants also make her look fatter than necessary; unfortunately, Mariah is extremely proud of her big fake breasts and, hence, wears extremely slutty clothing that accentuates the implants--even when she is parading around a bunch of underage African children at the G8 Concert in London (last year).

Finally, I think not having a perpetually stupid facial expression would help detract the attention from her fatness. Unfortunately, I'm not sure this is possible.

In photos #1 and #2, Mariah looks like she is doing some sort of pee-pee dance. In photo #3, she looks like she needs to defecate really badly.

In all of the photos, her poor dog looks realy embarrassed by his/her slutty owner. Poor thing. The dog is really cute too.

Okay, you need to go back out to the homepage and check out the new ad that's up there, top right. So appropriate to this conversation.

and everybody needs to stop calling her a milf. she's a man, baby.

Damn, it's not there anymore. It was for "Catherine's", a plus size store.

i don't see it?

Damaged fat girls with low self-esteems who were molested by their uncles in kindergarten give the best head.

#167, I feel the same way. However, everyone's entitled to their opinions. That's why they vent on here.

184, that's a pretty low blow, shame on you

184

fat girls do try harder...

I am ashamed ...

because I'm so awesome it makes everyone else seem less awesome in comparison.
That's all I have to be ashamed of, please refer all other questions of shame to LandMan and his LandBalls.

188

you truely are the hights i one day wish to reach...

i bow down to you...

If you are male, and you have made snarky or sarcastic remarks that don't involve you having some sort of sexual contact with Mariah Carey, based on these photos, then you are gay. Very, very gay. Whether she is crazy, conceited, "overweight", or not, she is SMOKING HOT in these photos. To a man that is. Anyone saying otherwise is a doofus hipster female without that kind of body, a gay gay man, or a complete and pathetic loser. I'm no Mariah fan, but I would definitely go balls deep if she looked like this.

190
as we all know, some guys are pickier than others.
(and by "picky" i mean "not wanting std's".)

190 - Would you go balls deep in a giant chicken soft taco supreme that was doused in Calgon and covered in foundation, because if so, your balls may be splashed slightly with fire sauce, and I heard that burns just a tad.

doesn't MILF stand for "mom i'd like to..". is she a mom? or does one just default to "mom" status when one reaches 40?

#190 Wouldn't being "gay gay" technically make someones straight? I can't keep up with you kids today and your sexual orientation lingo. Back in my day, we only had "sodomites", and, "normal Christian people".

Dr. Rokter,
isn't "normal Christian" an oxymoron?

Mariah Carey has a JACK RUSSELL TERRIER??? This is sooo not the dog I pictured her with.

As to why he's not dressed up in an outfit: because he would chew your hand off. JRTs =/= Tinkerbell or whatever Paris dog of the month is.

Some guy tried to give it to me "normal Christian style" once. I just laughed and laughed, and you could tell he was starting to feel bad about the laughing, and so he pulled out and then his dick fell off and squirmed away like and inch worm across the floor. Except it was an 8-inch worm because I pre-screen all my clients.

Fat people who smoke cigarettes are the worst. If I were fat I would never eat in public, because when I do see a fat person eating in public it makes me want to vomit. Which I do every day anyway. After every meal.

i would have to advise any "fat" or "obese" person to stay away from any food products.

198

just make sure you brush after vomiting...that stomach bile does a number on the teeth...fatty...

I used to think Mariah was really attractive, god she used to be my idol when i was about 12!

These photos have just completely changed by mind. In photo 2 and the last photo she looks incredibly manly - an atractive transexual though!

I used to think Mariah was really attractive, god she used to be my idol when i was about 12!

These photos have just completely changed by mind. In photo 2 and the last photo she looks incredibly manly - an atractive transexual though!

Personally, there's nothing wrong with her body, she just needs to wear a different dress. Ugh.

203- Except for the cankles, the thunder thighs, and the gut.

Why would anyone wear a spandex ribbed yellow mini-dress? She looks like she's wearing a big condom...

And I'm not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but her forehead is seriously so big that it's a fivehead... She should think about some Progaine...

Since when did she get a dog? The poor pooch must be like great, you walk me now so you can get attention for dressing like a slutty Big Bird...where's my parade, bitch?!!?

PapaHotNuts..
when is your website going to be up and running?

The comments in here are almost better than the story it self. The website is called the Superficial right ?????
So uhm I am guessing I get to comment on things that are with in Websters definition of....................

SUPERFICIAL implies a concern only with surface aspects or obvious features. more generally derogatory in implying lack of depth in knowledge, reasoning, emotions, or character

Cut it any way you want her obvious feature is that her HIPS are too big for her height.

why does she act like that?

anyone else think this lady needs to start wearing a bra before her boobs head south??

Have you ever seen an overstuffed Twinkie, where there is waaaay too much white cream crammed into the yellow spongecake that the cream bursts out from all direction? I haven't, but I imagine this is what one would look like...only not so whorish.

nah, she's not fat but nasty dress and the worst boob job...i love the shoes...those are nice...

Heartbreaker!

They didn't take a picture of the dog taking a dump, now did they?

That's a shemale Mariah impersonator, right?

Like, oh my God!! That is so the dress I donated to the Salvation Army in the late 80s for sure.

I didnt know it could stretch like that! LOL

I dont think she looks bad, she just dresses bad. Really really bad.

Oh, that whole photo shoot just screams "Desperate enough to fuck Tranny!!!!"

Cost ya a 6 of Schlitz, and a bus pass, bitch, I ain't cheap...

216, Pagan;

Damn it, I almost posted that exact comment

I hope when I am Mariah Carey's age my breast still defy gravity. If I were ever on a plane that went down over a body of water I would have no other choice than to use her a a flotation device. I love her music though. Well, some of it.

I can't hold back any longer, if I see that woman in another tight lycra minidress like some 80s throwback I will KILL someone.

that is the worst fucking wig i've ever seen.

#208 everything about her is too big for her height.

Including that giant forehead.

Dog: RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWRRAWR!!!

Terrier:
No comment.

Can you say glorified street whore

God she's hot. Too bad she's a crazy person.

If this is what we are defining as fat these days, then perhaps I should get me some of that thigh-rubbing, fat-girl body butter because my 5'6, 130 lb disgusting, morbidly OBESE frame!!!!! Curves are hot, bones are not. C'mon, people...Mariah looks like a real woman and not some skeletal freak such as Nicole Ritchie.

Mariah's issues aside. She is a black woman and as such has curves. In our communities this is way more attractive than Nicole Richie or Kate Moss or any of the other emaciated "role models" that are part of the cause of eating disorders in the young. Mariah could dress better, but the body rocks.

If this was a normal person, they would be arrested for street walking. She looks like a hooker.

227 - Sorry, Mariah's not black, she's black, white and latino. We're all glad you're a fan of fat chicks, but I have one word for you: Eracism. Fat knows no color.

This is fat
http://www.blackmama.com/welcome.html?refer=chud135
Mariah is a big girl, but she's not fat

why does this woman always stand with her legs like that, looking like she has to urinate? i guess pee is the new sexy.

i actually think Mariah has an adorable figure. the problem, as has been noted earlier, is that she dresses horribly and tries way too hard. look at that second picture! it also wouldn't hurt if her hair had a tiny bit more volume, or wasn't flat-ironed into complete and utter submission. i think that's what's really increasing her hideousness in this picture, by making her forehead look unnecessarily large and making her look even more vapid than she has to. she should get a makeover from whoever did kevin federline.

also, the latino dude behind her in one of the pics is laughing his ass off. i'm going to go ahead and assume that he's laughing at her, and it's because she has no freaking clue how to handle that dog, and is clearly posing and trying to pick up random dudes like him on the street, even though she's supposedly a star. so sad.

In the first photo it looks like the dog is strategically placing himself to make her trip.

In the third photo you can see that the guy in the striped shirt is pissed at the dog because he didn't go through with it.

When ever I see Mariah, it always reminds me that
1) Fat chicks work harder in bed
2) Crazy chicks are great in bed
3) Loud chicks are an ego boost in bed
4) Latina chicks know how to please in bed

So as much as I don't like her, she must be a damn good lay. I'd schtup her once or twice just to see.

I'm hoping that the administrator of The Superficial will post something about Star Jones soon, because the only thing fatter, more hideous, more self-absorbed, more annoying, and more desperate than Mariah Carey (if that is even possible) is Ms. Fat Ass "Look at Me" Star Jones.

as 5*8 women and a former size 13 who is now size 7. I only justifed/defended my size when it was TOO BIG !!!!! Now I spend that time at the gym

she looks pathetic.

i liked her pre-rehab.

What the hell are those poses?! Look at the second and third ones!

Oh, and did she actually walk her dog or parade it around in front of the hotel? 'Cause it looks to me like she paraded it around in front of the hotel. My logic - she's standing in front of the hotel in all these pictures.

Great job, Mariah. Great job being an asshat.

ok enuf :)

lol guys

me and paris :)

Mariah has man hands and man feet.

Look, it's true.

She didn't seem to have them when she was married to Tommy M--wonder if they were a divorce prsent????

mariah carey is p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c. she gets on my nerves and i cant stand her. she needs to stop wearing them tiny ass and tight dresses because she is not small.she said in an inteview shes a size 4. are u kidding me more like a size 14. i wish her career would end just like ashantis

Her face kinda looks like a chipmunck permanantly carrying acorns in her cheeks

Why does she always insist on looking like a common gutter whore????????

mariah carey looks like a fucking caveman with a rock for a head and no fucking neck, shes lucky she has a body and millions of dollars or she would be about the most disgusting thing ever

You all need to stop hating on Mariah.U may not have to like her as an singer,but at least respect her as a person.I think Mariah looks gorgeous in those pictures.And her dog,Jack, seems to enjoy it more than she does.I think u all really need to get a life.And for the people who say negative comments about her,I don't think it's mean..b/c it's your opinion...(and I respect that)...but some of u r taking it TOO FAR.U would'nt want people making jokes about u..would u???I like this little website and all and I think u guys r very original with your jokes but gosh,U don't even know Mariah..She's nice,kind,beautiful,funny,caring,and she is so not the kind of person they say she is in the tabloids.And i really wanna know, what makes her a bitch...If u wanna call someone a bitch at least have a good reason why that person is one.Just wanted to let u know that some of the comments on here r just plain disrespectful...and i've been overlooking the subject of her being so called "fat"...look at it this way.Marykate Olsen had a eating disorder(and could have killed herself if she had continued) b/c she wanted to look like those other celebs she was seeing. I think it's nice that Mariah shows that she doesn't have to be super skinny to look beautiful and other girls can look up to her for that.And guys,would'nt you want a woman with curves and an "real" ass u can smack around???Skinny girls r beautiful too,some just wish they had a big butt.Well I'm out of here..just had to get that off my chess and stick up for my friend Mariah....She's an outstanding person and I could'nt just sit back and read all of this without saying anything.

TAKE CARE

yous are al jelous except TRUE FRIEND *MARIAH HAS THE VOICE OV AN ANGEL* she is no were nere fat and wud it matter if she was she has amazing talent and she is a beautiful person i thinks its really sad that people have 2 crisisize a really beautiful person beacause of what they look like it is really pathetic just take a step back n c if ur really perfect huh????? jus stop all this hatin it happens on like every "stars" websites/chat rooms i understand it on some like people hu r degrading nasty bitchy and mariah carey is a beautiful person and comes under none of that she is truly an angel xx xsx_laura_xsx@hotmail.com add me 2 your msn if you would like 2 chat more about this but i think the majority of you are very jelous of her fame and OUTSTANDING TALENT she is fantastic HOPE PEOPLE ADD ME PLEASE XX

take care and just respect Mariah for who she is *Mariah Carey has the voice of an angel*