Jun 12 2006Lindsay Lohan with mystery man

first fuck yeah

whats with lohan always looking like she shops out of a dumpster... she's got like bajillion dollars

Lindsay Lohan and Russell Crowe's fat, gay, younger brother.

Lindsey Lohan and a really gay-looking man.

Which makes her a fag hag.

Why is she carrying that huge, ugly bag? It's a wreck with the clothes she wears and drowns her in proportion.

The guy doesn't look too thrilled to be in the picture either. Maybe that's why he's stepping on her foot.

I think my 60 year old mexican gardener had those shoes... he wore them all the time.

She looks so hot! Well, she does if you over look the granny sweater, oddly tapered jeans, adnm hideous shoes.

But at least she doesnt have her rib cage showing ABOVE her boobs!!

oh god, that guy looks totally feminine.

and um why are they *both* wearing skinny jeans? Jesus CHrist

Really ugly bag, when did trash bags become en vogue? or is it just for trashy stars? He needs some help dressing as to not draw so much attention to his chubby belly!

No, Lindsay, no!!! He's got mips!

(man hips)

he's wearing girls' jeans. and i can hear his sassy voice in my head.

he's ugly.....but through Lohan's Cocaine goggles...he looks GREAT!

#2.. nah, she's only worth like 7 million, which is really poor. I mean, she lives in a hotel.

What exactly is she doing with her right hand to the front of his trousers? Is she using the same death grip she's using on her phone in the second photo?

That is one creepy he/she. His face is guy (well, sort of) and his body is kinda feminine...I mean, that guy's got a fat ass! Floopy, is my word for it. He looks floopy.

It's Pat!

Did anyone overlook the fact that it might just be a fan who got his picture taken with his idol? Which REALLY makes him gay. It might as well have been Barbra Streisand.

And the skinny tapered pants (BLEH) don't help his pear-shape.

jane's eyre...

If that guy has a fat butt,m so does Mary Kate Olsen... me thinks you are just a little too critical.

She looks great, I'm glad she's cleaned up her act...except for the whoring...cause everybody like a hot whore

#17, if he was a fan, he would be standing BESIDE her, posing and smiling at the camera. right?

Not if he's flamboyantly gay, #21. He could be striking his Movado-pose he fakes in the mirror twice a day.

He looks like a bigger star than she does.

He's probably just some guy who said "hey can I press my crotch up against you?" and she said "sure- go ahead, but you should know that I'm very discriminating and I don't let just anyone press their crotch up against me. I'm practically a virgin- but, if you wanna fuck me- you can do that too."

Well, #24... he's gay, so I really don't think it effected anyone.

I think she stole my grandpa's pajama shirt from the assisted living center.

And that poor guy - his jeans. It isn't hard to find jeans that don't make your butt look weird and give you big enormous duck feet. And his hoodie is too small. A sartorial disaster, all around.

does anyone else notice he looks like Perezhilton??

Both of them are disasters! Maybe if she knew how to dress herself, she wouldn't look weird all the time. Maybe.

That ugly man is wearing girl-pants. On the plus side, Lindsay's hair is pretty.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL GIRLFRIEND THAT HE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN THOSE JEANS.

That buy in the background with the hat looks like Putty from Seinfeild.

What the hell is my coke dealer doing with this bitch??? Oh....

22
Speaking from experience?

And he has man-boobs.

AND WHAT'S WITH THE SCRUFF? WHY DO GUYS THINK THIS IS A GOOD LOOK? Very few guys can pull the scruff look off, and he is not one of them.

That is an impressively ugly bag Lindsay is holding. It looks like something a mad scientist would carry a human head around in.

I think she's lugging that horrible purse around as a diversion to keep people from noticing she's dating a retard.

#32 wins the thread so far, BTW

Lohan: "You said you had some coke in your pocket, you ass."

Dude: "Oh, it's there, just keep digging."

What is with the Pippy Longstocking personation? UGH those loose braids have to go!!

35-- I actually really like most men with some scruff. I like the way it looks and the way it feels.

However, this guy could have his picture taken while screwing some woman, and he'd STILL look like a flaming homo. A little scruff isn't going to help the massive gay-vibe he's got going.

And he DOES have a big ass. A big, round, feminine ass. Looks like it belongs on Oprah or something. Ew.

DOH, I mean IMpersonation. Damn.

Well Ari, to each his own. When my husband goes without shaving for a day, I avoid kissing him, because I don't like to have my skin sandpapered off. I'm such a delicate flower, you know.

And even though I think Colin Farrell is a skank, I think he looks good with scruff.

surprisingly she actually looks sober...i mean, decent in this picture. but somebody needs to tell that dude that a) people with huge butts should not wear skinny jeans, and b) men should not wear skinny jeans.

I bet if I threw a bucket of water on LiLo, she'd melt.

The guy is thinking "Does Linsay make my butt look big?"

42- Yeah, it's a personal preference. *shrug*

#32 - Rolling on the f*cking ground! That was damn funny!

#16 & 27 - You all aint right! HA!!!

#38 Wins the 'caption this' contest

Besides, she looks like she just got back from shopping at the Salvation Army. That outfit sucks.

I have no idea what
"You all aint right! HA!!!
is supposed to mean.

46
Just like some people prefer phallic fruit.

I bet if I threw a bucket of water on LiLo, she'd smell like the bathroom at the beach.

That man is no mystery, he's a John.

woah he looks almost
as ugly as me
while those shoes
are immaculate
you would probably
have to ask avner all
about it was would be
one of those steamer
things with the ...
...sandles?
...what was the question?

...oh yes, hi mary kate :)

40 - "you all aint right" meaning calling him Pat and Perez Hilton was messed up thus you being not right (like not right in the head). But you are not messed up in the head, those comments where hilarious! It's just a saying, that's all.

One of Lindsay's many overseas boyfriends? Yeah, right. If I could caption that, it would say, "I am ze gay. And you are not."

ok so the guy looks gay but shes looking hot agion

There's only two alternatives here folks:

a. she's a street level prostitute.

b. she's a faghag.

Those are some euro-cut-jeans like whoa.

49--

Heheee.... yeah, just like that!

53

Well all right, I'm glad to see that you can speak regular english too. Carry on.

She looks homeless in that get-up. Very Mary-Kate. And high. It's really classy how they are bumping firecrotches right on the street.

If she's a fag hag she just went up a notch in my estimation - to notch 1.

I think jane's eyre is a fag hag, too. Her husband is the fag.

Oops, did I really type that?

Mystery man my ass. This is the pathetic punk paid to pop the pustules permeating pop-princess' pussy. I postulate pay-tard is porking popped-puss sores, puking and pallid. With greate panache, and a likely pandemic, this parasitic panting pansy has a paranormal grasp of panspermia, thusly....

TCLTC

TrannyGranny...

Alliteration always appeases my already ample attitude. I appreciate any anxious attempts at applause. I also applaud the aforementioned post.

909-873-****

909-473-****

crap it ownt let me

oh well later. i almost think i got iambananas phone number. its one of two. ill try it out.

Dude, that isn't even close to my phone number. Not even close. Let it go, already.

And try using the shift key once in a while. Idiot.

I'm pissed.

Let it ALL GO!!! Weirdo's

LOL ... he's GAY (as noted about by a dozen people already), and wearing really huge fcking shoes so people think he has a big dong .. but you can tell by his body habitus that his dick and short and fat... like 1.5" long and 1.5" thick (with nasty red pubes)

71...HollyJ

Shoes can be deceiving, I wear a size 12...but I am hung like a 12 year old.

An entire 12 year old.

haha, just kidding.

on a serious note, mosquitos are quite envious.

TrannyGranny ...

Shoes cannot be decieveing, there is one reason and one reason only for big feet.

There is one reason and one reason only for small feet.

^ big footed
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Check out my SIIIITE, yo!

Email me at Whipper_willow@yahoo.com!

How much coke can Lindsay store in that gin-fucking-normugly bag of hers???

I fucking hate her.... I hate her so much, I'd rather read the coob's posts all day long than look at that cuntly ho-bag.

In other news, Tom licks and fondles the cock.

I'd hit it like Tom Cruise, but he has got to lose the beard first.

tranny--
check your mail, please

@72 Does that 12-yr-old have achondraplasia? ;)

PS I don't think it's a purse. It's a bowling bag. For her bowls of cocaine.

This what a A Pimp Named Slickback (you say the whole thang like, A Tribe Called Quest) has to say about this here Ho.

*cue southern black Baptist Church organ*

Let us say the pimp's praya: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and MAKE IT STRONG lord so that she might learn a HO's place.

Amen

Gay is the new black.

Yummy!

Tranny is the funniest mofo on this site. Hands-down. No contest.
Tranny, are you going to link your blog?

Ha! The Phallic Fruit is shamelessly promoting his pathetic page on all the threads.

did her cloths come form "Grandma Salvation Army"?

P.S.

that dude is totally gay.

Tom Cruise was booked solid, so she hired a male on male consultant to help her organize her time and fit more cock in between coke visits to the bathroom.

It looks like she rummaged through Mary Kate's closet.

That guy is the dope man .. i know cause i got a 8 ball off him yesterday

That guy is definitly gay. It's less his horrible taste in clothes that gives it away and more the 'girl!'*snaps fingers* look on his face.

And I'm so sick of Hohan and her homeless person fashion. She needs to go somewhere and die. However, because my doctor told me to think postively about things, her hair does look nice(I like it better red, it matches her firecrotch that way).

Yep, he's as gay as a Wham record.

But he doesn't look like the kind to say "fierce" or "fabulous" a lot. He's probably proud to be gay and will even admit it, but it has to be on his own. Even though he will help a woman pick out an eyeshadow color before she goes out, he seems like the type to try to kick your ass if you even mention that he has sugar in his tank.

I bet he says "anyways" while rolling his eyes alot.

his name is DEREK BLASBERG and so what if he's gay??

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Well, I guess she's officially run out of straight guys to fuck in NYC. Had to happen sooner or later. Well, in her case, sooner.

I think she's already wiped out Beverly Hills, Bel Air, and Malibu in LA.

his name is DEREK BLASBERG and so what if he's gay??

http://www.style.com/peopleparties/search/thumb/person3698

Actually, she doesn't look too bad in that last picture.

But I guess that's like saying relative to cancer, violent dysentery hasn't killed that many people.

I actually rather like the braids. Shoot me.

The fudge packer is just her local drug runner. She has to have someone doing the dirty work for her. This lameass is the pussy that does that job for her.

girls that hot and famous should not such fat ugly guys. i bet he's also an asshole.

Ari@96 - did you just say that out loud?

And 97 - you are probably right and they "posed" to make it look like another one of her fuckbuddies. And her hand is in his pocket to get her stash...

I know because that's how I do it.

*shrug* Best pic of Linds in a while. Looks somewhat less corpse-like than normal.

99-
Yes, I said that, because she does, at least, look like she's bathed and brushed her hair recently. Beats the hell out of the looks she's been sporting over the last couple of months.

100--

Sad, but true. She still looks like she's shopping at Goodwill though.

But I like the style.. it's kind of like mine! Or my mom's.

We swap clothes.

My mom and I, that is.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A 440 pound German man discovered that being overweight can be good for your health -- if you get run over by a car.

German police said the extra body mass prevented the 30-year-old man from suffering potentially fatal injuries when a Volkswagen Polo drove over him after he braked suddenly on his bicycle at a crossroads and fell off in front of the car.

"It certainly helped him in this case," said Sven-Marco Claus, a spokesman for police in the western town of Gifhorn on Monday. "Someone smaller would probably not have been so lucky."

The man dislocated his hip, which local doctors put back in place, but otherwise suffered only scratches and a bloody nose from the underside of the vehicle, police said.

That was my dad.

To the idiot pretending to be me (most recently post 102):

Do you really think nobody knows the difference? You could at least do this right by studying how I write and trying to match that.

You can watch it, but you can't like it... Mon Jun 12, 10:47 AM ET

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Phnom Penh patriarch Non Nget has told Cambodia's 40,000 Buddhist monks to remain passive while watching World Cup soccer games or be defrocked.

Non Nget said Monday monks should not watch the games in public, cheer or bet on matches as such actions were against Buddhism.

"It is very difficult to ban them because new technology means the games can be aired live and seen everywhere," he said. "They may watch, but must be calm."

"But if they make noise or cheer as they watch, they will lose their monkhoods," Non Nget told Reuters.

Why would I want to study you! HA. Someones full of themselves. Like you're ANYBODY!!! That's freaking hilarious. I'm not pretending to be you at all.

Whatever.. I just admire the fact that you're secretive enough to keep it real.

Ewwww lookit the chick with huge titties and a fat ass...

..oh yea, and fugly Lohan, too.

Oh what a tangled web of deceit.

Er, no. The tangle's just on the boat.

AUTHOR: Ari
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DATE: 06/13/2006 12:33:48 AM
AUTHOR: Ari
EMAIL:
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DATE: 06/13/2006 12:33:48 AM

I POST BLANK HA HA HA HA HA I'll do it again, too.

Antidis..........ahhhhhh...

Nope. Can't do it.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted in New York City with whoever that guy in the picture is. And judging from the way he's stepping on her foot I'm assuming it's one of her many overseas boyfriends. I don't want to explain how the reasoning works, but it involves science and test tubes and is 100% accurate. Did I mention test tubes? Because test tubes are involved.

One more shot of Lindsay after the jump.

Comments
1. Posted by tourettesguyswifeSHIRLENA on June 12, 2006 06:28 PM

first fuck yeah

2. Posted by tourettesguyswifeSHIRLENA on June 12, 2006 06:29 PM

whats with lohan always looking like she shops out of a dumpster... she's got like bajillion dollars

3. Posted by mrs.t on June 12, 2006 06:29 PM

Lindsay Lohan and Russell Crowe's fat, gay, younger brother.

4. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:30 PM

Lindsey Lohan and a really gay-looking man.

5. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:30 PM

Which makes her a fag hag.

6. Posted by No_Angel on June 12, 2006 06:31 PM

Why is she carrying that huge, ugly bag? It's a wreck with the clothes she wears and drowns her in proportion.

The guy doesn't look too thrilled to be in the picture either. Maybe that's why he's stepping on her foot.

7. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:31 PM

I think my 60 year old mexican gardener had those shoes... he wore them all the time.

8. Posted by waterranger on June 12, 2006 06:31 PM

She looks so hot! Well, she does if you over look the granny sweater, oddly tapered jeans, adnm hideous shoes.

But at least she doesnt have her rib cage showing ABOVE her boobs!!

9. Posted by mEGGSnBACON on June 12, 2006 06:35 PM

oh god, that guy looks totally feminine.

and um why are they *both* wearing skinny jeans? Jesus CHrist

10. Posted by mellymel on June 12, 2006 06:35 PM

Really ugly bag, when did trash bags become en vogue? or is it just for trashy stars? He needs some help dressing as to not draw so much attention to his chubby belly!

11. Posted by BestNameEver on June 12, 2006 06:35 PM

No, Lindsay, no!!! He's got mips!

(man hips)

12. Posted by hurley on June 12, 2006 06:35 PM

he's wearing girls' jeans. and i can hear his sassy voice in my head.

13. Posted by Toonlite on June 12, 2006 06:36 PM

he's ugly.....but through Lohan's Cocaine goggles...he looks GREAT!

14. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:36 PM

#2.. nah, she's only worth like 7 million, which is really poor. I mean, she lives in a hotel.

15. Posted by ShoNuff on June 12, 2006 06:37 PM

What exactly is she doing with her right hand to the front of his trousers? Is she using the same death grip she's using on her phone in the second photo?

16. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 06:38 PM

That is one creepy he/she. His face is guy (well, sort of) and his body is kinda feminine...I mean, that guy's got a fat ass! Floopy, is my word for it. He looks floopy.

It's Pat!

17. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:39 PM

Did anyone overlook the fact that it might just be a fan who got his picture taken with his idol? Which REALLY makes him gay. It might as well have been Barbra Streisand.

18. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 06:39 PM

And the skinny tapered pants (BLEH) don't help his pear-shape.

19. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:40 PM

jane's eyre...

If that guy has a fat butt,m so does Mary Kate Olsen... me thinks you are just a little too critical.

20. Posted by andrewthezeppo on June 12, 2006 06:40 PM

She looks great, I'm glad she's cleaned up her act...except for the whoring...cause everybody like a hot whore

21. Posted by waterranger on June 12, 2006 06:40 PM

#17, if he was a fan, he would be standing BESIDE her, posing and smiling at the camera. right?

22. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:42 PM

Not if he's flamboyantly gay, #21. He could be striking his Movado-pose he fakes in the mirror twice a day.

23. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:43 PM

He looks like a bigger star than she does.

24. Posted by honey on June 12, 2006 06:43 PM

He's probably just some guy who said "hey can I press my crotch up against you?" and she said "sure- go ahead, but you should know that I'm very discriminating and I don't let just anyone press their crotch up against me. I'm practically a virgin- but, if you wanna fuck me- you can do that too."

25. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:45 PM

Well, #24... he's gay, so I really don't think it effected anyone.

26. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on June 12, 2006 06:45 PM

I think she stole my grandpa's pajama shirt from the assisted living center.

And that poor guy - his jeans. It isn't hard to find jeans that don't make your butt look weird and give you big enormous duck feet. And his hoodie is too small. A sartorial disaster, all around.

27. Posted by simone166 on June 12, 2006 06:46 PM

does anyone else notice he looks like Perezhilton??

28. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:46 PM

Both of them are disasters! Maybe if she knew how to dress herself, she wouldn't look weird all the time. Maybe.

29. Posted by aivilo on June 12, 2006 06:47 PM

That ugly man is wearing girl-pants. On the plus side, Lindsay's hair is pretty.

30. Posted by EvilFiend on June 12, 2006 06:50 PM

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL GIRLFRIEND THAT HE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN THOSE JEANS.

31. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 06:50 PM

That buy in the background with the hat looks like Putty from Seinfeild.

32. Posted by RichPort on June 12, 2006 06:52 PM

What the hell is my coke dealer doing with this bitch??? Oh....

33. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 06:52 PM

22
Speaking from experience?

34. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 06:59 PM

And he has man-boobs.

35. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 07:01 PM

AND WHAT'S WITH THE SCRUFF? WHY DO GUYS THINK THIS IS A GOOD LOOK? Very few guys can pull the scruff look off, and he is not one of them.

36. Posted by limper on June 12, 2006 07:04 PM

That is an impressively ugly bag Lindsay is holding. It looks like something a mad scientist would carry a human head around in.

I think she's lugging that horrible purse around as a diversion to keep people from noticing she's dating a retard.

37. Posted by limper on June 12, 2006 07:05 PM

#32 wins the thread so far, BTW

38. Posted by PelvicBoogie on June 12, 2006 07:13 PM

Lohan: "You said you had some coke in your pocket, you ass."

Dude: "Oh, it's there, just keep digging."

39. Posted by Skrpune on June 12, 2006 07:17 PM

What is with the Pippy Longstocking personation? UGH those loose braids have to go!!

40. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 07:19 PM

35-- I actually really like most men with some scruff. I like the way it looks and the way it feels.

However, this guy could have his picture taken while screwing some woman, and he'd STILL look like a flaming homo. A little scruff isn't going to help the massive gay-vibe he's got going.

And he DOES have a big ass. A big, round, feminine ass. Looks like it belongs on Oprah or something. Ew.

41. Posted by Skrpune on June 12, 2006 07:22 PM

DOH, I mean IMpersonation. Damn.

42. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 07:23 PM

Well Ari, to each his own. When my husband goes without shaving for a day, I avoid kissing him, because I don't like to have my skin sandpapered off. I'm such a delicate flower, you know.

And even though I think Colin Farrell is a skank, I think he looks good with scruff.

43. Posted by chanel_bear on June 12, 2006 07:34 PM

surprisingly she actually looks sober...i mean, decent in this picture. but somebody needs to tell that dude that a) people with huge butts should not wear skinny jeans, and b) men should not wear skinny jeans.

44. Posted by Nikk The Templar on June 12, 2006 07:35 PM

I bet if I threw a bucket of water on LiLo, she'd melt.

45. Posted by plymouthrock on June 12, 2006 07:39 PM

The guy is thinking "Does Linsay make my butt look big?"

46. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 07:39 PM

42- Yeah, it's a personal preference. *shrug*

47. Posted by MP$40 on June 12, 2006 07:52 PM

#32 - Rolling on the f*cking ground! That was damn funny!

#16 & 27 - You all aint right! HA!!!

#38 Wins the 'caption this' contest

Besides, she looks like she just got back from shopping at the Salvation Army. That outfit sucks.

48. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 07:55 PM

I have no idea what
"You all aint right! HA!!!
is supposed to mean.

49. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 07:55 PM

46
Just like some people prefer phallic fruit.

50. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 07:57 PM

I bet if I threw a bucket of water on LiLo, she'd smell like the bathroom at the beach.

51. Posted by BarbadoSlim on June 12, 2006 07:58 PM

That man is no mystery, he's a John.

52. Posted by herbiefrog on June 12, 2006 08:02 PM

woah he looks almost
as ugly as me
while those shoes
are immaculate
you would probably
have to ask avner all
about it was would be
one of those steamer
things with the ...
...sandles?
...what was the question?

...oh yes, hi mary kate :)

53. Posted by MP$40 on June 12, 2006 08:02 PM

40 - "you all aint right" meaning calling him Pat and Perez Hilton was messed up thus you being not right (like not right in the head). But you are not messed up in the head, those comments where hilarious! It's just a saying, that's all.

54. Posted by Lala on June 12, 2006 08:04 PM

One of Lindsay's many overseas boyfriends? Yeah, right. If I could caption that, it would say, "I am ze gay. And you are not."

55. Posted by amajean040904 on June 12, 2006 08:11 PM

ok so the guy looks gay but shes looking hot agion

56. Posted by BarbadoSlim on June 12, 2006 08:15 PM

There's only two alternatives here folks:

a. she's a street level prostitute.

b. she's a faghag.

57. Posted by Ms. Pants on June 12, 2006 08:18 PM

Those are some euro-cut-jeans like whoa.

58. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 08:22 PM

49--

Heheee.... yeah, just like that!

59. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 08:22 PM

53

Well all right, I'm glad to see that you can speak regular english too. Carry on.

60. Posted by Bored_Brunette on June 12, 2006 08:27 PM

She looks homeless in that get-up. Very Mary-Kate. And high. It's really classy how they are bumping firecrotches right on the street.

If she's a fag hag she just went up a notch in my estimation - to notch 1.

61. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 08:35 PM

I think jane's eyre is a fag hag, too. Her husband is the fag.

Oops, did I really type that?

62. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 12, 2006 08:36 PM

Mystery man my ass. This is the pathetic punk paid to pop the pustules permeating pop-princess' pussy. I postulate pay-tard is porking popped-puss sores, puking and pallid. With greate panache, and a likely pandemic, this parasitic panting pansy has a paranormal grasp of panspermia, thusly....

TCLTC

63. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 08:43 PM

TrannyGranny...

Alliteration always appeases my already ample attitude. I appreciate any anxious attempts at applause. I also applaud the aforementioned post.

64. Posted by ptprez on June 12, 2006 08:45 PM

909-873-****

909-473-****

65. Posted by ptprez on June 12, 2006 08:46 PM

crap it ownt let me

66. Posted by ptprez on June 12, 2006 08:48 PM

oh well later. i almost think i got iambananas phone number. its one of two. ill try it out.

67. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 08:49 PM

Dude, that isn't even close to my phone number. Not even close. Let it go, already.

68. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 08:49 PM

And try using the shift key once in a while. Idiot.

69. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 08:51 PM

Let it ALL GO!!! Weirdo's

70. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 08:51 PM

I'm pissed.

71. Posted by HollyJ on June 12, 2006 08:51 PM

LOL ... he's GAY (as noted about by a dozen people already), and wearing really huge fcking shoes so people think he has a big dong .. but you can tell by his body habitus that his dick and short and fat... like 1.5" long and 1.5" thick (with nasty red pubes)

72. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 12, 2006 08:57 PM

71...HollyJ

Shoes can be deceiving, I wear a size 12...but I am hung like a 12 year old.

An entire 12 year old.

73. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 12, 2006 08:58 PM

haha, just kidding.

on a serious note, mosquitos are quite envious.

74. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 09:08 PM

TrannyGranny ...

Shoes cannot be decieveing, there is one reason and one reason only for big feet.

There is one reason and one reason only for small feet.

^ big footed
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75. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 09:09 PM

Check out my SIIIITE, yo!

Email me at Whipper_willow@yahoo.com!

76. Posted by krisdylee on June 12, 2006 09:13 PM

How much coke can Lindsay store in that gin-fucking-normugly bag of hers???

I fucking hate her.... I hate her so much, I'd rather read the coob's posts all day long than look at that cuntly ho-bag.

In other news, Tom licks and fondles the cock.

77. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 09:13 PM

I'd hit it like Tom Cruise, but he has got to lose the beard first.

78. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 09:14 PM

tranny--
check your mail, please

79. Posted by HollyJ on June 12, 2006 09:15 PM

@72 Does that 12-yr-old have achondraplasia? ;)

80. Posted by HollyJ on June 12, 2006 09:16 PM

PS I don't think it's a purse. It's a bowling bag. For her bowls of cocaine.

81. Posted by BarbadoSlim on June 12, 2006 09:19 PM

This what a A Pimp Named Slickback (you say the whole thang like, A Tribe Called Quest) has to say about this here Ho.

*cue southern black Baptist Church organ*

Let us say the pimp's praya: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and MAKE IT STRONG lord so that she might learn a HO's place.

Amen

82. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 10:01 PM

Gay is the new black.

83. Posted by Iambananas on June 12, 2006 10:02 PM

Yummy!

84. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 10:26 PM

Tranny is the funniest mofo on this site. Hands-down. No contest.
Tranny, are you going to link your blog?

85. Posted by jane's eyre on June 12, 2006 10:31 PM

Ha! The Phallic Fruit is shamelessly promoting his pathetic page on all the threads.

86. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on June 12, 2006 10:33 PM

did her cloths come form "Grandma Salvation Army"?

P.S.

that dude is totally gay.

87. Posted by PelvicBoogie on June 12, 2006 10:53 PM

Tom Cruise was booked solid, so she hired a male on male consultant to help her organize her time and fit more cock in between coke visits to the bathroom.

88. Posted by suzy on June 12, 2006 10:54 PM

It looks like she rummaged through Mary Kate's closet.

89. Posted by HALENDOG on June 12, 2006 11:04 PM

That guy is the dope man .. i know cause i got a 8 ball off him yesterday

90. Posted by Lilith on June 12, 2006 11:11 PM

That guy is definitly gay. It's less his horrible taste in clothes that gives it away and more the 'girl!'*snaps fingers* look on his face.

And I'm so sick of Hohan and her homeless person fashion. She needs to go somewhere and die. However, because my doctor told me to think postively about things, her hair does look nice(I like it better red, it matches her firecrotch that way).

91. Posted by justlikehoney1 on June 12, 2006 11:12 PM

Yep, he's as gay as a Wham record.

But he doesn't look like the kind to say "fierce" or "fabulous" a lot. He's probably proud to be gay and will even admit it, but it has to be on his own. Even though he will help a woman pick out an eyeshadow color before she goes out, he seems like the type to try to kick your ass if you even mention that he has sugar in his tank.

I bet he says "anyways" while rolling his eyes alot.

92. Posted by subeeyo on June 12, 2006 11:34 PM

his name is DEREK BLASBERG and so what if he's gay??

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93. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on June 12, 2006 11:40 PM

Well, I guess she's officially run out of straight guys to fuck in NYC. Had to happen sooner or later. Well, in her case, sooner.

I think she's already wiped out Beverly Hills, Bel Air, and Malibu in LA.

94. Posted by subeeyo on June 12, 2006 11:46 PM

his name is DEREK BLASBERG and so what if he's gay??

http://www.style.com/peopleparties/search/thumb/person3698

95. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on June 12, 2006 11:46 PM

Actually, she doesn't look too bad in that last picture.

But I guess that's like saying relative to cancer, violent dysentery hasn't killed that many people.

96. Posted by Ari on June 12, 2006 11:48 PM

I actually rather like the braids. Shoot me.

97. Posted by Sheva on June 12, 2006 11:51 PM

The fudge packer is just her local drug runner. She has to have someone doing the dirty work for her. This lameass is the pussy that does that job for her.

98. Posted by sabahat on June 13, 2006 12:17 AM

girls that hot and famous should not such fat ugly guys. i bet he's also an asshole.

99. Posted by Zanna on June 13, 2006 12:18 AM

Ari@96 - did you just say that out loud?

And 97 - you are probably right and they "posed" to make it look like another one of her fuckbuddies. And her hand is in his pocket to get her stash...

I know because that's how I do it.

100. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on June 13, 2006 12:21 AM

*shrug* Best pic of Linds in a while. Looks somewhat less corpse-like than normal.

101. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:24 AM

99-
Yes, I said that, because she does, at least, look like she's bathed and brushed her hair recently. Beats the hell out of the looks she's been sporting over the last couple of months.

100--

Sad, but true. She still looks like she's shopping at Goodwill though.

102. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:25 AM

But I like the style.. it's kind of like mine! Or my mom's.

103. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:26 AM

We swap clothes.

104. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:26 AM

My mom and I, that is.

105. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:28 AM

BERLIN (Reuters) - A 440 pound German man discovered that being overweight can be good for your health -- if you get run over by a car.

German police said the extra body mass prevented the 30-year-old man from suffering potentially fatal injuries when a Volkswagen Polo drove over him after he braked suddenly on his bicycle at a crossroads and fell off in front of the car.

"It certainly helped him in this case," said Sven-Marco Claus, a spokesman for police in the western town of Gifhorn on Monday. "Someone smaller would probably not have been so lucky."

The man dislocated his hip, which local doctors put back in place, but otherwise suffered only scratches and a bloody nose from the underside of the vehicle, police said.

That was my dad.

106. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:28 AM

To the idiot pretending to be me (most recently post 102):

Do you really think nobody knows the difference? You could at least do this right by studying how I write and trying to match that.

107. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:29 AM

You can watch it, but you can't like it... Mon Jun 12, 10:47 AM ET

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Phnom Penh patriarch Non Nget has told Cambodia's 40,000 Buddhist monks to remain passive while watching World Cup soccer games or be defrocked.

Non Nget said Monday monks should not watch the games in public, cheer or bet on matches as such actions were against Buddhism.

"It is very difficult to ban them because new technology means the games can be aired live and seen everywhere," he said. "They may watch, but must be calm."

"But if they make noise or cheer as they watch, they will lose their monkhoods," Non Nget told Reuters.

108. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:30 AM

Why would I want to study you! HA. Someones full of themselves. Like you're ANYBODY!!! That's freaking hilarious. I'm not pretending to be you at all.

109. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:32 AM

Whatever.. I just admire the fact that you're secretive enough to keep it real.

110. Posted by BillyGurl on June 13, 2006 12:33 AM

Ewwww lookit the chick with huge titties and a fat ass...

..oh yea, and fugly Lohan, too.

111. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on June 13, 2006 12:33 AM

Oh what a tangled web of deceit.

Er, no. The tangle's just on the boat.

112. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:33 AM

113. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:34 AM

I POST BLANK HA HA HA HA HA I'll do it again, too.

114. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:34 AM

Antidis..........ahhhhhh...

Nope. Can't do it.

115. Posted by Ari on June 13, 2006 12:34 AM

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Yeah, fake Ari. You're a real genius. Post blanks. Because it's really, really cool.

Post blanks, but when you load that gun to play Russian roulette, be sure you don't use blanks. And while you're at it, use a semi-auto too.

Just trying to be helpful there. Must suck having an identity crisis.

Didn't whippy go away for a while? WTF is a whipperwillow?

A whipper? A willow? A whiny-assed prepube with nothing better to do than hang out with LameBanana?

Think about this:

Gwen says, "This SHIT is bananas..."
Stupid, who plays off her song, says, "I am bananas"
So, we can logically conclude that we may substitite SHIT for I in this situation, which basically means that Lame-o admits to being shit, or some form thereof.

I bet LL's hotel-home is decorated in Early Salvation Army. Has that cool orange plaid sofa, the wire spool for a table, and a whole bunch of mismatched coffee cups. Funny, but the mirrors are all top-quality, and for some reason, are not hung on the walls...

Licky: pretty fair analysis, I'd say.

Heh, no mirrors on the walls, and housekeeping uses three bottles of windex just to clean the counter. I hear Colombia is going to put her picture on the 100 note.

thank god she got her tits back! keep eating those cheeseburgers lindsay, GO FOR IT GIRL!

There is NO chance that oddly shaped man (man?) in the too tight jeans is not gay. NO chance. I am not a huge fan of exercise, but for the love of god, if I were shaped like that person I would cuff myself to a treadmill and subsist on water until that were no longer the case. As for Lindsay, I am speechless, but then, I naturally despise red haired, freckle faced people. Because they are different.

Awww, he's such a gentleman; he's letting her rest her tit on his gut...and in the street too...and in front of a photographer. And he KNOWS that TCLTC.

Don't call him gay.....
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/socialites/just-dont-call-them-it-boys-or-gay-20060424.php

linds and a perez-looking fat gay guy.

I think he's just bumped into her as he is trying to get up the kerb.He looks startled.As to if he is gay- who knows? Most of the gays I know are deeply unhappy twisted people. Is that what's known as irony?He looks happy enough.

That guy has a gorilla's ass.
And what the hell.
Lindsay Lohan has enough money to buy a good pair of shoes. I gave a man a dollar on the side of the road holding a "I have cancer, help me out" sign who was wearing those shoes.
The guy with the ass though is distracting me from even looking anywhere else on the picture.
How sick.

I didn't bother reading the earlier posts on this thread, but the guy looks gay to me. Probably a gay hairdresser since Lindsay's hair looks pretty good in those pics.

Hehehehe nice one Johnny B.

My dealer is my fairy fat ass mother.

I just need to make it clear to everyone, wearing pants like that is NOT cool and that guy looks like a fukin retard in them.

Gay, straight, or bi -- he still looks too lucid, clear-eyed, and functional to be standing that close to Lindsay. Where's her usual red-eyed posse?

Hey, do you guys suppose that guy in the picture is gay and has some ugly pants on? I'm just sayin'...

Everytime I see her, I can't help but imagine flames coming from her crotch

Where are you people from? Podunk, Arkansas? Idaho? South Dakota? Do you know what fashion is, or did they stop bothering to stock fashion magazines where you live?

Lindsay's clothes do not look "cheap" or like they're from the trash, nor does her companion look all that odd (if ever so slightly overweight). You see, here in New York City, people experiment with styles, cuts, fabrics using their wardrobe, as a part of their personal aesthetic. People here are creative and intelligent, and can deal with the sight of a male in (gasp) tight pants. What you think looks outrageous because you live in an area where everyone is Old Navy-clad would hardly get a moment's glance in New York.

Many of us, including Lindsay, have the money to experiment with personal style using a variety of different designers' department store lines (Marc by Marc Jacobs is a big one, Miu Miu, etc.), vintage designer shops, boutiques, etc. This is, of course, ignoring the fact that Lindsay has a stylist, doesn't dress herself, and gets designer threads (including haute couture, not just department store lines) for FREE so designers get their clothes promoted by celebrities.

134 - Ashley? Ashley Olson? Is that you?

Still waiting to be amused by any of you...

People do cocaine? CELEBRITIES do COCAINE? Gasp! How frightening. Such a threat to a my small-town family values!

Young women like Lindsay have SEX and LIKE IT? What is this world coming to?? Next you're going to tell me they want to vote.

Gross shoes man

youre really funny you bitcho because i'm from NYC and i think she looks like shit. its obvious youre a 17 year old fashionista wannabe, but when you grow up you'll realize you can look great wearing "cheap" clothes, and you can still look like a shitwad wearing "designer clothes"

i love that you can name drop. youre like so cool.youre my fucking hero.

and shut the fuck up about NYC. youre giving us a bad name. just because you moved here from the midwest doesnt make you carrie fucking brashaw. people born in NYC like me want to kill people like you. now run off and go to an advanced screening of the devil wears prada you fucking wannabe.

He is rubbing his gut against her breast. He can barely get his hand down into his pockets to play with himself. "Damn these tight girly jeans, my Hello Kitty thong is binding and I can't fix it. Ahhhhgg!!"

Also, straight men do wear tight pants. Ever heard of Mick Jagger? Ever been to the LES. Ever gone far enough outside the realm of Bumblefuck to get a whiff of the cosmopolitan experience? Didn't think so.

#116 - You're an asshole.

I hate the chipped nailpolish thing that has descended on Hollywood. Lindsay showed up at a premire with her fingers looking like that. When it gets that bad, TAKE IT OFF. Or spend $20, which I'm sure she has even though she's poor, to get some little, yellow lady to do your tips and toes. Second, I hate hate hate hate those sandals. Fugly slut.

I'm a native, darling. And I'm not 17. I'm sitting here on the Upper East Side right now, surrounded by fabulously (if conservatively) dressed people.

Of COURSE you can look good in cheap clothes. That's goes to my point about experimenting with personal aesthetic. So what if her designer clothes are drawing inspiration from kitschy 70s macrame shawls? So what if her long sweater is a throw-back to the fugly mid-80s. I'm sure that's on purpose. That's called pastiche. It's fun. It's also called having a sense of humor about your clothes.

What should Lindsay be wearing? A pretty lavender jersey v-neck t-shirt and a denim mini skirt? I like her (read: her stylist Rachel Zoe's) style. It's fun, kitschy, and she always had the most fab Chanel and Fendi bags. The craftsmanship on them is spectacular.

134,136,137,138,142 - Who are you arguing with? Just wondering...
By the way, the name of this site is 'the Superficial', not 'I'm a rich douchebag who thinks my farts are a "cosmopolitan experience"'

not only are a New York wanna be youre a fucking hipster wannabe. the worse kind of all. how about this, go to the real LES, you know where the hipsters and rich midwesterners end and the real new yorkers begin and then start talking about NYC.

my god i hate your fucking guts apocalypsist. i know exactly how you are and who you are. you came here from the midwest with big hopes for success in the Big City. your dad paid (pays) for you rent in your cool apartment on the upper west side. you hang off of hipsters in williamsburgh, ride the L train, wear big sunglasses and go around saying i'm a new yorker man, lets go hang out in the LES! lets go to DUMBO! i fucking hate you!!!

GROSS HIPSTER IN TIGHT JEANS. anyone from nyc would know this unwashed mess belongs in hipster hell-williamsburg, brooklyn. ALL the men look gay there. every last one of them. oh yeah, they also all look as though they havent showered in the past year.

I don't go to the LES. But many a straight male in tight pants does.

Why is everyone here so upset by men in tight pants? Scared you might like it too much? Homophobes, much?

I'm FROM NYC. I was raised in Washington Heights, you fools.

OH MY GOD I WAS SO RIGHT!! see how i got you ALL FIGURED OUT! sorry i said "upper west side" instead of upper east side. you are not a native. youre a fucking liar. i KNOW people like you. i hate people like you, you are so not a New Yorker. cunt.

He's got a puffy bum.

Unfortunately for you, the hipsters are where designers are drawing inspiration these days. It's called "the vanguard." What do you care? If you want to wear clothes from the mall, you're allowed. Why criticize someone like Lindsay Lohan for wearing silly designer clothes? It's SUCH an easy target. You just look jealous, darlings.

katie i fucking LOVE YOU. fucking apocolys would fuck anyone on the L train that moved. i hate her.

i hate you because you represent all that is wrong with NYC and you make us look like a bunch of snotty, hipster loving fools. go on the L train, suck a hipsters dick, then go to trader joes, go to a cool artshow in DUMBO and go fucking die. better yet, go to places in Brooklyn bronx or queens that hipster cunts like you would never dare to step foot in. or are you scared? you fucking sex and the city wannabe.

Sitting on a website making fun of people's clothes is ridiculous. I've never seen anything like this. Not worth this much time or effort.

I live in Bushwick. I work on the UES. I am not scared of Brooklyn. I am from Washington Heights.

You are all jealous because you don't have Lindsay's money, career, fame, or notoriety. Face it.

I'm not-- I think she has some cute clothes and is not even worth thinking about. Ever.

o... so gay

http://coacd.blogspot.com/2005/07/derek-blasberg-lost-his-phone-again.html

Skinny jeans are in? So what! The bitterness all of you exhibit toward people who care about having a personal aesthetic (like hipsters) is almost scary. What do you care? Feel left out or something, because you don't have a fun personal aesthetic?

apocalyptist is more likely a snotty gayboy who works at Olive Garden ,spends his weekends hanging out with his hipster friends smoking meth around the pool and cutting out pictures from "W" and "British Vogue", or hanging out at some dimly lit club where they play trip-hop and jungle and all the furniture is apholstered in red velvet. I hope you choke on your hair gel and cologne, you smug little turd.

It looks like they're in the middle of a drug deal....he's slipping her the goods. Either that or she's just grabbing his crotch.

And if you don't think Lindsay Lohan is worth thinking about then why post 30 or 40 times in defense of her fashion taste? Don't you have some gothic chicks at the coffee shop you can bitch to about it?

trip-hop!! haha. no one's listened to trip-hop for 10 years.

and i'm female. and i work in fundraising for non-profits.

you live in bushwick surrounded by fucking rich hipsters, running real brooklynites out of their neighborhoods. youre so scared of real new yorkers its ridiculous. scary black man run, scary puerto ricans!!! run!

dont try to have street cred with me. i know how you are i predicted everything about you. people like you make me sick.

while i greatly enjoy making fun of everyone who inhabits the states btw the east and west coast bc i think they are pretty much entirely useless and filled with religious morons, i dont think you represent NYC very well apocalypsist.
also spatz, we generally agree, and while i dont like the people that inhabit the LES (DUMBO is not very hipster-ish just yet) i do like those areas. everything about new york and every place in new york contributes to what is "new york" for better or for worse.

either way, you are interminably annoying apocalypsist or whatever the fuck your name is.

thanks for the fashion lesson as well. i also would like to say that out of ALL THE PLACES in NYC i HATE the UES the most. It's filled with spoiled JAPS. daddy pays for the apt and my clothes while i teach in a private school making jack shit and basically be useless till i find a husband to support me JAPS.

and dont pull out the jew card bc a JAP as far as i am concerned is a state of mind that is blind to religion.

All I know is that people from NYC travel in a train that moves under the streets. Under the streets! Can you imagine? What's next? Rocket-powered back packs? Sheesh! I'd be scared to even walk on the street there, because I might fall through the pavement and get hit by one of those trains. I also heard they have buildings that are taller than even the post office flagpole here in God's Wrath, Alabama. I'd be mighty scared to walk under those, because if I wasn't falling on a train, the buildings might fall on top of me! Now, I know what your all thinking: I'm just some provincial asshole who thinks where I live is the yardstick with which the rest of the world is measured. But I'll have you know, I've been to Mobile twice, so I know about what's happening in the outside world. They even got colored folks and boxes that take your nickles when you park your pickup. Right there on the street! What's next? Chinamen and some feller what parks it for you? Mercy!

Oh crap. You know what? apocalypsist is right. All great fashion comes from NY, so soon we will all be wearing skinny, tight 80's jeans!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you people have no idea how predictable wannabe NYC hipsters are. everything i said about her is true (notice how she's not denying)

osh, if you had to live around hipsters like this you'd fucking go postal on them. i cant go to williamsburgh (its a part of brooklyn where rich hipsters have their own little world, its disgusting) sounds a lot like what you described.

seriously spatz, i HATE hipsters. PLEASE SHOWER. please get jeans that FIT. oh yeah, and PLEASE for the love of god EAT.

BUSHWICK? that is the next hipster hell. Stop moving east you are ruining all that is brooklyn. jesus. at least we can smell the hipsters coming.

Regardless of whether her clothes are designer or garbage bin, she looks like a self-righteous loser.

yes katie i agree. williamsburg and park slope are some of the most beautiful ares in NY. beautiful. if it wasnt so overrun with hipster assholes, i'd love to live there. but alas, i cant.
i dont have my dads money to pay my 1500 dollar a month for a studio in williamsburg the size of a shoe box. i have to pay for things on my own. gasp!

the worst part? my sister saw a hipster wearing a i hate hipsters shirt. what hte fuck is that about?

she's trying to show everyone heres shes mad gangsta because she lives in bushwick. little does she know that i am a native brooklynite and the bushwick she lives in and the real bushwick couldnt be more diffrent. hipsters are running us all out. out i tell you!

I pay $650 for half a loft that I share with my boyfriend. None of you know me, and of course that shows.

What is a "real" Brooklynite? Everyone who lives in NYC came from somewhere originally. Whether it's Sicily, Puerto Rico, Denmark, wherever. If it wasn't you, it was your parents. Or your grandparents. So silly to be provincial about New York, of all places.

What has a "hipster" "asshole" ever done to any of you? What does it matter? Live in Park Slope if you want to. It is a pretty neighborhood. Personally, I think the yuppie parents in Park Slope are more annoying than the hipsters, for taking up the entire sidewalk and overrunning the restaurants with their crying children. Whereas on the northside of Williamsburg, the trustafarians are really irksome for driving up rent.

yeah but then you have to choose btw the hipsters and the GUIDOS of howard beach, astoria, bay ridge and bensonhurst where again its beautiful (and much cheaper!) but is filled with greasy guineas. WHAT to do? mass transportation challenged red hook? go with the poles in greenpoint? brooklyn heights with the yuppies? AHHHHH.

and to comment on your sisters horrific sighting, yes i have been unfortunate enough to see that as well. ugh.

dont you just want to stand on a corner in williamsburg with a hose and shampoo?

I agree with you about the UES, #163. JAPs it is. Spoiled and annoying.

#166, I'm not responding because I have nothing to be defensive about. I have a personal aesthetic that I like, so I'm not mad about, say, Lindsay Lohan's.

I, like the Dr., reside in Hell's Anus, Louisiana, and there's no such thing as hipsters here becuase they've all been lynched. But I have lived in Denver, L.A., and Phoenix, where the hipster flourishes, and your description of the 'i hate hipsters' shirt pretty much sums it up, doesn't it? Hey, apocalyptist, please take off those big ass sunglasses, wash your hair, and give up the idea that your friend's band "The Heathens" is going to be the next Radiohead, because they're not. Oh, and spending $750 dollars on a handbag that looks like something pried from the hands of a woman who died in 1935 is a funny compliment to your fundraising occupation.

actually replace hose and with shotgun and yes, sounds good

id take guidos and what not to hipsters anyday, but yeah i know what you mean. and i wish i could live in greenpoint. its beautiful there and i have nothing again polish people. my area of interest is definitley brighton beach/coney island.

That's her bodyguard assigned to protect her fire crotch.

LEave it to Lindsay to by a gay male hooker.....clean it up coke whore and you'd be able to tell the difference.

Radiohead is terrible. I think you meant Joy Division.

I usually buy cheaper vintage things or shop at Forever 21 or anywhere I can find cotton/rayon blend t-shirts for less than $20. I can't afford super-expensive things. I do have a few pieces of Marc Jacobs that I got on ebay at a good discount. I have some Chanel sunglasses I like. I just have fun picking out different pieces to wear--maybe I don't like to wear business casual or office-ready clothes all day, but so what? I'm not hurting anyone. I'm just having fun with my personal style.

I'm not judging anyone for what they wear, I'm saying why make fun of Lindsay's clothes? There's so much else about her that you could make fun of. I hate the hegemonic stranglehold "Hollywood" has on beauty ideals as much as anyone else. This all just seems to feed your jealousy.

ahhhh true, coney island has old school nyc grit feel to it. going to the siren and mermaid festival? so much fun, even if it does become overrun with hipsters trickling down from williamsburg, they are still concerts out side in the summerwhich i love. my one beef with coney island/brighton beach are is that the goddamn subway ride is so long into mahattan (where i work) i might as well come from fucking montauk.

Sitting here, lmfao. This is the best entertainment on the 'net! Don't go 'way, apocalypsist! Don't go back to work on the UES!

oh my god please shut up apocalypsist you know i have you all figured out and youre just so obvious.

you wouldnt know a real new yorker if he kicked you in the head repeatedly, til you were a bloody pulp joe pesci style.

the last thing i have to say about hipsters and about you is die hipster die

when i see bitches like you in the subway with your big sunglasses and lindsay lohan wanna be tight pants it takes everything i have to not push you in. but i dont do it because the wrath of the NYC police department is not something i want to encounter.

youre wearing a denim mini and lace trim tights RIGHT NOW arent you?

Osh, I've only been to Hell's Taint and it's pretty flat there.

if i were, why would you care? calm down. think. what is it that bothers you so much? do you wish you looked like her? why the hatred?

what is your personal aesthetic like? can i see a picture of your outfit?

Hey, will someone clue apocalypsist in one the fact that this site is called The Superficial and the point is to make fun of celebrities' "personal style"

do you think the nypd would care spatz? really i wonder sometimes.

I HATE BIG GIANT WHITE SUNGLASSES. also people, i want to say WASH your hair and GET IT THE FUCK CUT EVENLY! with all that money they have from daddy you would think that they wouldnt need to stick their head in a food processor to cut it.

180 - Everytime you speak I feel the need to take a huge shit on a Prada bag. Except my shit isn't made out of ice cream, like yours.

shes wearing a denim mini with tights. yes she is. cowboy boots? dirty vintage t shirt?
to be fair spatz, i work near FIT and hipsters arent the only mini with black leggings offenders.

if this bitch says "personal aesthetic" one more time

i wish i could have thrown you and your lace tights into the Puerto Rican day parade. the latin kings would know what to do with you.
but then again i know how you must feel about puerto ricans. yuck!

#187, of course it is. but you still look pathetic and jealous.

oy FIT. my condolences.

i work in the garment district all i see are hacidic jews. and the occasional girl hipster peppered in. heh.

how the fuck do you know what anyone on here looks like? you on t he other hand, are very obvious. katie and i could draw a picture of you and be right on the money, down to your oversized sunglasses and oversized colorful plastic beads. you cant say the same about anyone else here because unlike you, they dont like like every other asshole in their cool "hood"

idiot.

You're right, apocalyptist. I'm so jealous. I wish I was boring and stuck up and I cared a whole lot more about what people looked like. I wish I was a smug little cunt like you that thought they were better than everyone else. Because if I was I wouldn't be able to see how stupid I looked in the mirror because my bangs would be covering half of my face.

hasidic jews. now THERE are some people who have a personal aesthetic spatz.

hahahaha osh kosh hit it RIGHT on the money with the bangs covering half her face. hahahahaha.

plastic beads. ugh.

Pathetic and jealous is the new fall style.

boring and stuck up is the perfect way to sum her up.

that and she worships at the altar of Karen. O

I had never heard of a fashiontard until today.

I also heard that in New York they got a statue of a lady what's hundreds of feet tall. Imagine! And, I heard the French gave it to us when we won the Civil War against England, or some such. Well, if I was the Mayor of New York, I'd send that statue right back, because it's probably full of French, communist terrorists who hate our country. Like in that movie with Brad Pitt where all them fellahs pack themselves into that big horse like a bunch a' queers. I bet it shoots RADAR waves out of its eyes an that's why folks in New York is so downright peculiar.

That reminds me of the time I went and saw Troy with my husband who was blacked-out drunk. He kept yelling, "you want to fuck Brad Pitt, don't you?!" and "The Spartans are a buch of nayggers!". Charming little Southern boy almost got us both killed. But I digress...

You can't tell me with a straight face that that guy is straight.

Karen O? Please. Her music sucks. Think harder. Try harder. Figure me out! You're all so much cooler than hipsters. I need fashion advice from you. What should I wear?

seriously i can bc if you've ever been to williamsburg the straight men look like that. i swear. and they are legitimately straight. most gay men dont have taste THAT bad. at least in nyc.

Well, Ah'll be goll durned Dr. Rokter. I think you're on to sumpin here. That must be why them New Yorkers act all queer and all. Wuryin 'bout their clothesn stuff. Heck, I wear my husband's old shoes with newspaper stuck in the toes 'cuz they're too big. But us hicks out here in Colorado don't put much into 'pearances. It's all 'bout the functionality and all. Plus, we be po folk.

204 - I think you should wear some kerosene or a swarm of wasps with some nice knee-length flesh-eating virus to compliment the way you burst into flames and die.

He's not, Chamois. But some straight guys wear tight jeans. I know we're all supposed to bow to heteronormative standards wherein males all look unkempt, shop at Eddie Bauer, and drink domestic beer out of cans while watching sports all day. But there are a few renegade straight men out there (heteronormatives call them "metrosexuals") who try to be different for fun.

*Yawn.*

Saucie, you know as well as I do Denver is a hub for queer hipster scum.

honestly, did you really use the word "heteronormative" on a site like this. TELL me you didnt. and dont start attacking my intelligence bc i know what it is, i just have the sense not to use it on a fucking gossip website. and showerless dude with lindsay is NOT a metreosexual. Guidos are metrosexuals. this guy is just ugly.

i have no problem challenging standards, but can you manage to shower and not dress like a yahoo at the same time?

yes apoc whatever the fuck your lame name is, you all look so different. walk outside your shit apartment in hipster land and tell me you all dont look exactly the same.

the more you say the more i want to rip your head off and take a dump in it. i bes a vicious bitch when it comes to hipsters.

Still, no suggestions. What do you all wear? I'm curious. I don't like the Mary-Kate/Ashley beads with grungey tshirts thing, either, myself. I do like a little bit of the 60s sailor dress vintage look. I like tight jeans, cute t-shirts with ruching. I like to spend more on accessories, less on clothes, which I like to wear in neutrals. Black, grays, browns, cream/taupe/beige, some dark purple and deep deep navy blue. I like my tight black jeans with my grey t-shirt and lightweight cream cardigan, vintage flats. don't wear jewelry...

Katie, if you'll note, I said that guy with Lindsay IS gay.

Osh, I live here in Devil's Taint, CO. I only been through Denver to go to the stock show ever year. Ah try tuh avoid hipsters cause my husband is a sworn hipster outlaw hunter and I jus can't have him going back tuh jail again.

I use the word "heteronormative" with no discretion--it always works!

Don't take what I say so seriously and maybe you'll all start to get it.

oh.my.god. seriously, is this a joke? 60's sailor? i must still be drunk or something. i didnt see that.

Seriously, quit talking about what you wear, what you buy and any other inane comments you all have about appearances.

My boner is seriously wilting.

hey, all guys in billyburg look like that i bet he IS straight.

Spatz, on Sunday I was hanging out with my Puerto Rican friend on S3 and Havemeyer. Take a wild guess what I was doing over there...

uhhh you make me sick.

saucie, can i plllllease borrow your husband? he would LOVE it here. im in with the cops so dont worry he wont be arrested.

I have the cutest cream colored dress with super thing black stripes that has buttons on the sides of the chest, kinda sailor-y. So cute. I get compliments on it all the time.

Can I see some pics of your clothes, Katie? I want to know what people who are cooler, better, smarter, and better dressed than La Lohan wear.

Hmm, I think if he was gay and lived in NYC he would have a better ass and wouldn't look so dumpy....and definitly would have a cooler haircut. Nope, he's probably just there to help her put new wet naps in her underwear so she doesn't have to bother with a shower.

Inane, Saucie? Isn't this website the bastion of everything inane, stupid, banal, trivial, inconsequential--superficial?

cocaine? cause thats what i have done on havemeyer and south 3rd with puerto ricans. i am actually dead serious about that. my drug dealer is puerto rican and from williamsburg. whatcha gonna do about it!?

After reading this thread I have determined that using "personal aesthetic" in any type of phrase is really annoying.

Statements like:

I just live in a really cosmopolitan area where experimenting with fashion and developing a fun personal aesthetic is hip.

Being trendy just for the sake of trendiness makes one look like an ass....no matter where