She's not picking her teeth, she's eating a $100 coke booger.

Okay, that made me laugh.

THOSE SHORTS. lord.

She's trying to replace that piece of broccoli with some black nailpolish.

Who wants to bet that #1 eats jrz boogers?

who wants to bet you're a bull dyke.

The shame comes from the fact that she doesn't have some PA cleaning her teeth for her.

Get a freakin' manicure already! We know you have the cash, you stupid whore.

I think the craziest thing is what she's wearing on her ring finger. Anyone else think it might be a rather huge canary diamond?

I.do.not.get.it.

The nailpolish, that is. The rest are simply side effects.

aww, her nails are chipped.

such a pretty girl...
shame she dresses like an aging barfly.

Is it just me, or does her skin look really blotchy in the 4th picture?

#5 - I'm the biggest, fuckin' craziest lezzie you'll ever come across.

I bet that sucks getting pubes stuck in your teeth, just ask jrzmommy, she blows goats...............

#12 - She looks like she Mystic Tanned the area around her vajay-jay and the backs of her calves.

I can almost see that bitch's skin between her freckles. She looks like she's covered in sand. Or cum. Whatever.

I won't come across ya, don't worry. not equipped.

It's probably just pubic hair caught between her teeth. Those pubes are a bitch to get out.

In other news, Nicole Kidman has an intestinal parasite.

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

not goats needledick.

I wonder which one of the garbage men is jrzdaddy?

#17 - I don't like old stretched out vaginas anyway. So no, you're not equipped.

The blotchiness is from her spray tan wearing off. It sticks to scaly patches longer....GROSS!

@16 Started picturing every freckle being a tiny drop of somebody's cum. The big mole looking one on her hand must be an oil-laden one by Brandon Davis.

you're used to people coming across you, aren't you? silly skank.

Goat pubes are the worst, and their goaty chode stains? Don't get me started!!!
I'm afraid Lindsay was too coked up to realize one usually goes to the ladies room and dispenses their lunch in the commode, not on the table. It's bulimia etiquette. Bulimiquette.

Okay, she looks like a normal person here. And her clothes look new and not like they came out of a dumpster. She should try to dine out next time so she is not facing a huge plate glass window if she doesn't want her picture taken while she is eating.

She's demonstrating what it was like to blow Wilmer Valderamma.

Stupid media quit harassing her!!!

How else is a young, up and coming prostitute supposed to remove the spooge from between her teeth.

What would really be embarrassing is for everyone to see your granny-thong the entire time you are singing on stage. Or wiping your nose up and down your arm while getting your hair done at a cheap beauty salon.

sweetcheeks, youz a funny ho.

Everyone is missing the fact that she appears to be actually eating something!

what next, a picture of her picking her ass...that would be pretty hilarious

She's just rubbing ointment on her mouth herps. Duh.

Just as Jrzmommy. She rubs ointment on his irritated asshole.

29

Or flashing your panties-less granny butt while at the Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards. Like Hohan did.

she should be embarrassed look at those nails.......yuck

31

So what, that doesn't mean it's staying in her stomach.

#33: on who's asshole? That doesn't even make sense you pathetic bitch. ARe you still in a snit from yesterday? Or did the batteries on your little toy-friend finally run out.

never thought I'd be grossed out by a shoe before but:
A) they are on her
B) they are ugly

*his* in reference to "jr". As in your only identity is being some brat's mother.

WHY, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

How do celebrities become celebrities anyway - most of them don't seem to have any common sense.

Then there is the group that are sexual predators.

Then there are those who just care about their art.

Yeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

First this bitch is seen with my coke dealer and now she's buying from the same Banana Republic stockboy that I switched too. She is singlehandedly raising the price of yayo for all the rest of us law abiding citizens. What a bitch.

She may actually keep that down. Her legs are looking a little meaty these days.

Eww, do you see how she's got some chicken leg action going on. It's sad how she lost the body she had on Mean Girls.

That was a body you could jack-off to.

sad

jrzmommy has a pizza-box ass and a pageboy haircut. And she drives a Tercel. And she smells like Nair and she wears sweatshirts every day, even in the Summer.
I bet her name is Carol or Joan.

#44 - I wish I could marry you, crazy fruit-salad head.

JRZ isn't anyone's name dipshit. You really aren't very bright..or funny.
and 44--wrong on all counts. Sounds like you speak from experience, though. Pretty descriptive. A little too descriptive....Almost like you're looking in a mirror and typing what you see.

i think "jrz" might mean "jersey" as new jersey...but I thought pizza was more abundant in New York...not New Jersey...but who am I to know? I'm just a silly Connecticut girl

and what the hell is YOUR identity? Nip pinky? Is that a nipple description? Are you a nine-fingered cousin fucker?

Damnnn frecklessssss!, there all over the place! and i thought they were all gone, silly me

Is there some reason why this cunt just picks on me? Is your name Becky and your husband screamed out my name to you the other night?

Because then I can understand why you're upset.

Chill out, Jizzer Mommy, I was just saying you're just the kind of MILF I've been searching for. Take another xanax, and kick off those Easy Spirits, I'm going to rub your corns with Vicks and then dust off that musty toupee downstairs. I know it hasn't been viewed by the human eye since you squeezed out lil' Junior. Afterward I'll pour you a tall glass of Benefiber and we can watch the Home and Garden Channel.

why I pick on YOU? Are you for real? where are you typing this shit from, the psych ward? all you do is give ME shit. Try keeping your comments focused on the dipshit celebrities and not zeroing in on people who post...then people won't "pick" on you, you fucking cry baby.

Thanks Osh, now she'll bitch at me some more.

I love you with all my vagina.

look at the chubby girls toes in the 6th pic, damn they are chubby toes, just horrible

I think what we all need is a big vagina hug. That means that we need jrzmommy because she has the biggest vagina in the universe, perhaps even the galaxy.

I never understood why New Jersey had such a fishy smell to it. There is this one spot, on the way to Atlantic City, that you just can't stand driving through because of the smell. I didn't know jrzmommy lived there. Please keep your legs closed at all times so I won't have to gag driving through there anymore, plus I'm sure your the reason for Global Warming, and thats just not cool................

oooh, vagina jokes. how sophisticated a word from an inbred. nope, no gapes here... C sections for me, ass clowns.

who asked you, you stupid wop? stay the fuck out of my state, anyhow.

Wow, you had a c-section? That must mean you have a really tight little puss! Your logic is astounding! Nice scar, by the way. I like how it hangs over your Jordache jeans like an awning made of skin.

Awww.

That's actually a.....cute picture of her!

*looks at the rest*

Jesus Christ on a bicycle...I forgot how big her feet are. And she could at least get some decent looking shoes.

no, here in the land of where people have MONEY, we get tummy tucks. Once again, oshkosh, very descriptive.....are you SURE you're not describing yourself, or if you're a guy your morbidly obese pig of a wife?

jrzmommy kid pic in natural habitat, very disturbing, may be the cause for her anger. Caution not for the faint of heart..

natural response would be.....silence, followed by hmmmmm

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j266/bigponie/monkey.jpg

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh i think you have some serious issues, or just a great imagination.

jrzmommy is a guy by the way you sick bastard

Jacq, you're a lesbian? What the hell have I been wasting my time fucking you for then? You could have just brought a friend over and put on a show for me you tease.

jizzmommy, you sound very angry - turn your vibrator up to high and have a big bowl of ice cream, that'll make you feel better.

Like I've said before, every few days some new asshole has to come to this site and act like a total dick.

Jrzmommy, your comebacks suck, you'll never be funny and you're just really pissing me off with your "describing yourself", "short bus" & "wop" replies.

Do us all a favor, leave your kids computer alone while he's in summer camp and go back to All my Children.

You exist to me NO MORE!

#58 - So your husband fucks you in the ass and your baby comes out of your stomach? No wonder your snatch is dusty. What do you use it for? Oh yeah, that's right, you talk out of it.

nope, not angry, just going right back at you fools today. If you want angry, you should read the rants on the Britney comments yesterday. Now there's a bunch of sad and angry folks.

"no, here in the land of where people have MONEY, we get tummy tucks"
I guess in the Land Of Where People Have MONEY, which is North by Northeast of Smug Jersey Jew TRASH, you don't need to worry about getting an education which covers basic 3rd grade grammar, being that you have money and all. Too bad you can't buy a brain-lift.
And I don't need to see you to know you down to the little details I've provided. Everything that you type is as predictable as your QVC jewelry matching your Bedazzled denim purse. Go finger yourself with a big gaudy ring-covered digit, it might make you feel better.

#65 - It's all good, I've never faked it with you. You want a show? Bring TWO friends *wink wink* I'm such a silly slut.

@59 stupid wop?!?!?!?

How are things there in planet 1942? Are the new Hudsons out yet? Are the Nazis still winning?

I like how you have this weird sense of grandeur, like this bizarro cult-following thing you've concocted in your mind, nip pinky.....This is like the only place misfit fuck-ups like you fit in. You can't make it outside of your dark, dank bedroom where the only light coming in is from the monitor of your beloved computer screen. Hey, you started with me, dumbass.

bigponie,
that is sick! I got a bitter taste in my mouth looking at that, for some reason. *shudder*

i guess thats what happens when you come on the superficial and pretty much say its ok to change a babys diapers (wether clean or dirty) in a public place in front of strangers, then have the audacity to hand said diaper to an employee.

osh is pretty right on with the description of you. and it was hilarious.

#70, OK, as long as one of the two isn't jizzmomma - she sounds fat, ugly and pissed off. I could handle any one of those separately, but not all three rolled into one bitch.

ooh, the anger. the impotent rage. you guys are hillarious. quick, turn off your computers, the charge nurse is coming to give your noon meds to you.

I bet jrzmommy can't even power an ant motorcycle around a penny.

Is that nail polish or are her fingers slowly rotting away from trying to dig the extra coke out of her nose?

It's impotent rage, of course. We're very impotent people. It's also extremely impotent to me that you shut up.

oh that and she probably breast feeds her kids in the mall.

way grosser than it sounds when the kid is 6 years old.

guess so. guess that's what happens when you have a different point of view when you're among a bunch of shut-in wack jobs.

She's 12 shades of nasty.

She needs:

-A hairbrush
-Nail polish remover or a manicure
-The application instructions to her spray tan
-Thicker arms
-Talent

Hey, my fellow hermits, is meals on wheels delivering to you today? I hope they bring me some more fruit salad so I can drip it over my head and run around my dank bedroom singing show tunes!

What's disturbing about that picture is that it was loading slowly, so all I could see was this cute baby monkey face, and I was all, Awwww, that's so cute, look at his sweet little eyes!

And then I noticed his unusual

pacifier....

Giver her a break, she hardly ever eats, she's just forgotten her table manners.

I like a good comeback, but Wop? Considering you hear that everytime I dick slap you, I'll let that slide. Stay out of YOUR state? No problem. I guess I have to find a new place to dump my garbage. But what will your children eat then? They shouldn't have to suffer because mommy doesn't like Italians. It's bad enough they suffer because mommy is, well, their mommy...........

Weren't we supposed to get our meds like 50 minutes ago. The thing with time dependent jokes is, well, they have to be time-accurate or they splat.

Does jrzmommy know what sarcasm is? Does she know it has nothing to do with orgasm or any other "asm"? Does she not understand that fucking with one of the regular posters on this site is akin to pouring gasoline on a campfire? WTF

The mystic tan has GOT to go. Everyone knows "gingers" don't tan, Lindsay, just let it go. BE WHITE like you ARE. You'll never look like Paris, and you don't WANT to. EEIIIICK!

pinky i was hoping for a nice peice of meatloaf.

then i was hoping that nice young man from down the block would come read a nice story to me.

Jacq, who made up that stupid phrase in the first place? I can't remember who said it--was it Sherry-co or MeganHarris? Way to bring back the good ol' days.

OOOOOOH, one of the regular posters. wow, do you fags have, like, satin jackets with REGULAR POSTER embroidered on it, like the Pink Ladies in "Grease?" ooh, a real GANG. The regular posters.

okay, i'm bored with you all now.

#92 It's not our fault that you are too fucking stupid to keep your mouth shut. Probably get banned for that. . .

chicagoboy: I know it's not your line of litigation, but I may need representation.

May I count on you?

Actually, I'm escaping my bedroom right now... not to return until Monday... out of town for a weekend. A convention for shut-in losers.

#95 Pinky, if it's in my power to help you, then consider it done. What's up? Did the police finally find the body?

Only if I visit Jersey this weekend...

Love you babe...

Pink, just remember, it's only illegal if you get caught.

#91 - I'm pretty sure it was Sherry. I threw that one out for the vintage posters - the days of Edna and Sherry before COOB. :)

#92 - We're not the Pink Ladies, we're the The Garbage Pail Kids.

Why you fucking with me, ese? Don't you know I'm LOCO?!

Pinky & Chicago - Also remember: no means yes and yes means harder.

100

That Hansel is so hot right now.

how did jiz mommy make it past the moron filter that the superfish put up awhile ago?

first time visiting in months so its fun seeing all the new people who think they are oh-so-witty and can recall those AWESOME comebacks from high school.

I guess in jrz's case it would be cum-backs.

I believe the ant motorcycle was Sherry. I knew that and I'm not even one of the satin jacket club.

Jacq and Pinky and Osh, you guys are FUNNY today (for real). Just when I thought I'd give up the SF and work on my wedding plans with Tranny you guys suck me right back in!!! YAY!

When you click on those bottom pics of Lohan, a MAX factor banner is under it. Not what I'd call good publicity. You too can look like shit....MAX FACTOR...

#104 - You absolutely are!

#105 - Where in the hell has Tranny been?! We sure suck alright!

Paging Dr. PapaHotNuts & Dr. Tranny.....

We need an inject of humor in this mofo...STAT.

ugh, gone for a couple days and the jerkoffs are still at it - jacq, nip, osh...and their sycophants.

she looks cute in the first few pictures, like the lindsay we used to like, before the drugs and 'wanna be cool' attitude which is so not working for her.

and her nails, she has zillions of dollars and looks like she paints her own nails.
all that nail polish that she's ingesting by cleaning her teeth with her fingers isn't very healthy.

oh please; everyone's done embarassing things at restaurants in public. just they aren't as big of a deal. i love lilo

I cannot stand to see snow white freckled skin that redheads often have, i'm sorry it's nasty, I know its not their fault to be born with it but please, tan it or cover it up!

All I know is, I for one, have never farted in my entire life.

True story.

I am disgusted at the way you people have been talking to my wife. Just digusted.

Sorry, guys, did I miss something? My mother came down to the basement and caught me diddling myself again so I had to say 1,000 hail Marys and flog myself with a wet noodle. But I promise the whole time I was sweating with anticipation just to get back and see what all my best friends (you guys!) were up to. I missed you so much, almost as much as I miss sunlight and talking to real live people, although those two things are also what I fear the most in life. That's why I'm always wearing this Darth Vadar helmet - to keep the sunshine and real-life people out of my head. :)

I am going to kick the shit out of that Stallion guy. He insulted my wife one to many times. Fucking Wop.

@107 - Oh Trannny and I have just been really busy. We have a lot going on, what with the pinto in the shop and his Aunt Flo in town.

come back to bed, jrzdaddy.... i'm getting cold...

#116 Um, Mr. Rocket Scientist. . . how do you propose to "kick the shit" out of somebody whom you only know as a name that posts on a website?

"movie star"? Uh, we're talking about that same person who was in Herbie the Love Bug right?

Ahhh, the jizz family - I just love those goofy bastards.
I didn't realize all you poor fuckers were shut-ins, just htought you were bored at work like myself. I'll bring you all an ice cream cone right after I get done video-taping jizz mommy's dog banging her in the ass. See you soon.

@118- I'll be back in a minute bitch

@119- It would be a virtual ass-kicking

@121- Don't bring the dog into this discussion.

114 Jizz-Daddy;

Stallions hilarious, and totally handed you your ass, shut the fuck up. Oh, and tell your wife she still owes me change from that nickel I gave her to blow me.

If anyone is interested in what the love of my life, Zanna, and I have been up to check this out. And if you know a good mechanic, email me!

http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

#5: STFU
#17: STFU
#19: STFU
#24: STFU
#37: STFU
#46: STFU
#48: STFU
#53: STFU
#58: STFU
#59: A pox on you for the racial slur.
#62: STFU
#68: STFU
#72: STFU
#76: STFU
#81: STFU
#92: STFU
#93: STFU

1. You talk too much.
2. It's people like you who have ruined this place, which used to be fun.

About Lohan, obviously not to many ex-meth heads in the crowd. She is just making sure her teeth didn't fall out during a grinding session last night. Suprised she is even eating.

@124 Watch your mouth mother fucker. That's my soul mate you're talking about.

@123 Scallion hasn't even responded to me yet, so I'm confused on how he handed my ass to me. Nice Pinto by the way. Does the glovebox hold all of your foodstamps or can your tattered overalls handle the last few?

I admit it. I confess. She is picking my DNA out of her teeth. Sorry folks, nothing else to see here. Move along.

@126

We don't put valuables in the glove box and he can't put foodstamps pockets because his penis is too big.

that was the international signal that she likes to lick pussy.

and everybody knows she squeezes out strawberry ice cream for her #2.

Ew, gas_up_the_hrududu, you're fucking jrzdaddy's MOM? That's so gross.

126 Jizz-mop;

In addition to your exceptional comebacks, I see that your ability to read is extraordinary as well.

@131 I guess I'm not seeing his post directed toward me. Let me know the post #. I do have exceptional comebacks, opposite of that piece of shit you call a blog. I hope the Pinto was just a joke posted on your blog, because I hate to think you haven't acquired enough fucking credit in your life to afford at least a Ford Taurus. Or maybe you're one of those cool hippies, who thinks having a shitty car makes you a poet. Either way, that fucking stripper you have "partnered" with is much too good looking for you, even if you have a cool beard, which by the way, it's impossible to have a cool beard. Unless you're ZZ Top.

It's so nice to have everyone here today.

look at this series of pics....looks like she was being stalked.

Is she wearing an engagement ring?

y'all *kuh-RAYzee* up in here today

i can't believe LiLo is barfing up her lunch right there at the table! A spoon handle works better than a finger though, in my expear.

btw, why does everyone hate jizzymop today? did i miss a memo or something?

My wife stood up for herself, then she was attacked by houligans.

132 Jizz mop

Quick note before I go get some Fuckin Food! Let's see, find it yourself you Garbage-State dwelling freak, no you don't, that is my real car, I can't rhyme at any time, she IS way to friggin hot for me or anyone else on this site, and ZZ Top rules!

Now go take one of those little pills the Dr. prescribed for these emotions you are feeling, and go lay down. And remember, just because you live in New Yorks toilet doesn't mean you have to smell like shit.

Later, fools!

I suppose she does look like she's picking food out of her teeth. Or we could just realize the truth. She's really trying to be sexy for the 15 year old waiter boy and got caught making suggestive faces. Unfortunately, not even he cared enough to take her up on the offer.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We finally get rid of Lameass and Whipped, and now we've got Jizzmommy & her brother..oops, I mean HUSBAND. Why do we attract these trolls? And anyone who fucks with Tranny is seriously the STUPIDEST motherfucker ever. Go on Tranny, take these bitches to school!

Have a good time eating your welfare cheese sandwich for lunch. I guess you're taking public transportation since your rockin' Pinto is in the shop. If it costs more than $8.00 to fix, then your car is considered totalled.

jrzdaddy has lap rash. Pass it on.

First of all..I think beards are hot. Especially when they are nice and tight like my man Tranny's. And it feels good against my bald pussy at night. With that said..

ZZ top DOES rule and stop making fun of my car. (you didn't have to shake it like you did but you did and you did...AND I THANK YOU)

I don't know why you are picking on that when he's got a perfectly good aunt to pick on.

jrzdaddy, aren't you supposed to be at work? Or did your wife call you to tell you that mean people ON THE INTERNET were picking on her, and did you sir, at that time, sign up with Typekey with the express intent to "kick the shit out of that Stallion guy" (virtually, of course) when your wife VOLUNTARILY subjects herself to ridicule? Maybe the better course of action would have been to tell her not to come back on this site, if she didn't like the way people were treating her. I've kept out of the fight so far, as it has nothing to do with me, but it strikes me as utterly ridiculous that you came on here to defend her. I think you need to find better things to do than riding in here on your white horse, throwing down the gauntlet, to defend your fair lady's honor. You cold at least make it funny by calling someone a charlatan. THAT would be origial.

I actually like Aunt Flo, I won't be hatin' on her. Sweet ZZ reference, and I'm curious how that sack of shit conned you into working with him. I can name 10 people on here with more wit than Tranny, and less facial hair (except Oshkosh).

*could* and *original*. At least I made it to the end before I mispelled something.

Oh, and I see you chose to go the route of "Houligan", but, unfortunately, I think it's spelled "hooligan".

@146, I'm fairly certain everyone knows that you are that big-nosed Middle Eastern Jew whore formerly know as Feed_Me_Chocolate. Don't subject yourself to more ridicule sweetheart. Just go back to work at the zoo in the anteater exhibit and try to smile.

148 i think she's confusing it with Houlihan's, her neighborhood hotspot for appletinis, buffalo wings, and anal sex

@147 - He's NOT a sack of shit and he didn't con me. I am the one that approached him. I saw what I wanted and I went and got it. Like the bumper sticker at the dollar store. Only WAY better.

I love you, Tranny!

147 - Bitch, I know somebody like it.

mmm i love government cheese sandwiches with lots of yellow mustard. yum!

Ya know, I had a feeling that the coob was back with two more identities.

jrzdaddy, spank me and pull my mustache while you give it to me this time...

@152 - Osh, i thought you were coming to try out at the foxy?

@149

And it's you and your "wife" that are subjecting yourself to ridicule, or haven't you noticed?

The coob has reincarnated as the jizz family so that it would get attention, because we were ignoring it. Now let's just ignore this one too. So sad, so desperate.

This person actually is funny- no way it's whipanansherrywillow.

150
Or maybe Patches O'Hoolihan.

That guy can play a mean game of dodgeball.

@160
Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Then again, that's almost everywhere for you. Mule.

159

Mmm, that sounds delicious. Do you know how to make that drink?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. It's like a hydra.
This place used to be so much fun. I guess it's still fun, but in a pulling hot shards of glass out of my eye kind of way. I won't leave, though. That's what it wants. That would be like letting the terrorists win...or something.

AAAANyhow, that first pic has got to be the funniest pic of Blowhan I have seen in a while. Fucking awesome!

WTF is she eating? They must have giant green leeches on the menu.

It's Little Edie Beale! I thought she died... oh, wait, it's Lindsay Lohan.

I'm shocked by how happy Lindsay looks in that first picture. I never would have thought her the type to find fulfillment in picking crud out of her teeth. That seems like more of a Britney Spears trait.

@162
It's one part stupidity, one part worthlessness, a shot of virginity, and one shot of everyone hoping it will get shot.

every day, in every way Blohan gets a little fuglier.

If the jizz family isn't the coob, then it seems to have caught coobitis. I agree with papa that, at present, it seems to have a slightly higher IQ than the coob (read: patient zero).

However, I am certain that, as the disease progresses, it will because less and less coherent, and more and more annoying. I say we kill it now and save it needless suffering.

Anyone got some nuclear weapons lying around? We could nuke all of Jersey to make sure we got it, because no one would miss the rest of the state.

My wife may be a fat dirty gutter-slut, but you guys were really mean to her. I have a right to stand up for my spouse, regardless of her obesity and resemblance to Shrek. And BigJim, haven't you seen those movies where people get nuked, only to come back more fucked up than before? Is that really what you want, New Jersians with nuclear powers? Think before you speak man, think a little about what you're wishing for.

re #169

he's right you know...

sean p reads all this shit
and he's fuckin'
mad as hell
and gonna...

spit the dummy

oh shit, i'm still 6months old
bugger

...but you'd better
...watch out...

Zanna, I don't "try out" when go to a club - I walk in and I'm hired. Even if I'm going for leisure, the strippers throw money at me. I'm just that sexy.

And... given the strange disappearance of Italian Stallion coinciding with the "coincidental" appearance of this new character, "jrzdaddy", I can only assume one thing:
jrzdaddy killed Stallion and fed him to his fat ass wife. Being that this is the second time Stallion has left us, we shall mourn for 2 1/2 minutes instead of the previous five. Poor horsey.

The first picture looks more like her trying to be seductive rather than her picking her teeth but...it all goes back to the plain and simple fact of WHO GIVES A "S".

Celebrities don't sleep, either.

BTW- Some of you posters have terrible potty mouths. Someone needs to shove a LifeBoy bar down your throats to teach you a lesson in manners. You don't deserve to post on this site because you contribute nothing but vulgarity and negativity. I'm highly agree with gas_up_the_hrududu when she says "STFU!!!" You make me sick, people.

Oh, go smoke a mcpole you fucking lameass whiner.

174
Way to try to steal the "LifeBoy" bar bit from A Christmas Story. And gas_up_the_hrududu was saying STFU to the jizz-man. And, does that mean if we cuss in acronyms, it's okay? Because you just did.

What is being "potty mouth"? English and Latvian phrase book tell "pot" is jar and sometimes having vegetables inside. I have a thought English is more likely hard, but Americans are being with great much humor I'm loving your State! Go Red Sox! be not in losing fight with Middle of West team of Twins on this night. And BigJim I loved also much Canada and have learning theme song for people what lives there! Go Hockey!

Eee hee hee, DocRoc, you are sounding like that crazy French Digypoke person.

pinky nip. do YOURself a favor and realize that this little community you have built for yourself on thesuperficial.com is a shitty thing to hold onto. every few days someone has to come around and act like a dick? what, afraid of a little competition? i realize jrzmommy (being from jersey and all) isnt the brightest crayon in the box, but shit, isnt the point of this website to come around and talk some shit once in a while? stop treating it like its your fucking private little fort and grow some balls you whiny baby.

#178 Is more and funny! In Latvian having with "digi poke" meaning backwards sexing intercourse with mouth for organ is like! Ha, ha, ha! Witty for being American style! Statue of Liberty! John Wayne and Gacy, chocolate ice cream and Chevrolay autocars!

@171 - Osh...okay...I KNOW but you know what I mean. Basically when the hell are you getting here?

And do you think JizzDaddy misunderstood what his wife wanted? She asked for a Large Italian so he killed the Stallion? Communication breakdown.

#180 I like America! Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! Betty Boop, what a dish. Betty Grable, nice gams.

Thank You, Doc. Now, Everything is Illuminated. :)

...can you guys
...get your own lives

there is only one
thing that is important
right now

and that is to vote
for the best film ever :)

Greatest movie ever made: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490668/

Hohan is just getting ready for my patented ol' Double Fishhook move later tonight back at the Space Spot.
She always smiles like that, too.

...only one thing left to say...

...i believe it was

debbie does dallas
not
lindsay does dallas

so no...
...wise choices

...and in other news
...nominations are already fixed
...but you all know that :)

so... see you then :)

jrzmommy, you are a moron. You are ruining the comment section of this website. Go away. Go take care of your dirty kid. Please, take a break from here and go subject some new unsuspecting people to your stupidity?

... Lohan looks like she doesn't even know how to shower so this is... not surprising lol

Can't a petition be started to have her banned from the face of the earth?

@59 OMG did u really call someone a racial slur?!?!? WTF? Hey cutie, I'm African-American. Ooooh, can't WAIT to hear the names u can come u with for that!

Seriously now, tell the truth.....

You've had a lobotomy haven't you?

Ahhhhh, ahhhh yep yep I knew it!

Whew, girl, don't play like that, why didn't u just say so???

And here I was thinking you were just stupid! Sheesh

I'm curious does that metal plate in your forehead block EVERY sensible thought from getting out or just when you try to post online?

@59

and BTW sugar, just how LONG have u thought u were the Queen of New Jersey?

That toilet paper crown you got at the pageant in the Psych Ward honey was just for fun. The art teacher forgot her origami paper so they had to come up with something quick for the Saturday night social. It was all pretend baby. New Jersey doesnt really belong to you.

all_d'z_kidz will you be my friend? I have a "rap" concert I need to attend and I want to look cool. Also I need to borrow some of your clothes, and will you be a pal and braid my hair into some of those "corn rolls"? Thanks.

I'm totally kidding. Or am I?...

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kidding??? of course we are!

Ordinarily Lindsey goes to the city zoo to be groomed and cleaned by a group of apes....they pick her lice, ticks and crabs and pick her teeth clean......but she was unable to get there on time...hence she had to do it herself.....Damn midtown traffic!!!!

Its good she is cleaning her teeth , but to be completly honest thats not what needs to be cleaning !

Why is she a star? Why would anyone even waste film on her ugly ass?

thanks so much - its as if youread my mind. I had been wondering what she did with her day - now I no longer wonder.

;)

yes

is the answer to your question

hey come on jrzmommy lay off Jacq she is just one of a few people who make me love this site, along with the likes of PapaHotNuts(u r so my fave)Kristie Lee ( if i was into rug munchin u r the girl), Big Jim(shame u are married and Canadian.LOL), oshkoshb-goshdammgosh(u always make me piss myself laughing) Hmmm Landman always has me thinking of his Land cock for some reason and sorry to any one else that i have forgotton as this is my very FIRST post but a very long time reader. It is because of u guys that i get paid for a full time wage at work when i only actually work prob 20 hrs a week. I love u guys :)