She mean to him. That's why he puts her in the same leggings every day.

SECOND! Lindsay Lohan is a skank, enough said!

Lindsay Lohan = Malcom in the Middle in drag. Pass it on.

She hit him in the head with her Blackberry after he called her a firecrotch. That will get you a ticket back to LA so fast it'll make your head spin.

5th again. damn it.

There's something strange and a litle humorous in using the words, "Newell is dead to me", in a text message. Kind of like reciting Macbeth while taking a dump.

Newell was just tired of sopping up after sores. Stylists can get pretty bitchy about things like that.

All expense trip to NY just to comb a few locks and the gay fuck can't handle the stress?
Get back in the closet you tired buttfuck...

Bitch.

ugh - after "her" sores.

Cowabunga dudes! How do you start an argument with a redhead? Say something.

He should have known that she would get pissed at him for having his friends pay for his flight home, after she probably spent a couple grand to get him out there... But she must be pretty desperate for company...

Raphael, Michaelangeo, Donatello, and Leonardo. Heroes in a half-shell! Turtle power! April was a redhead - gang bang? Just sayin...

a hollywood stylist and he can't afford a plan ticket home? is he enrolled in the Michael Jackson school of financial management?? (I hear they've got GREAT rates on daycare)...

Does this make Lindsay the Shredder? And why does that arouse me? And does that make me gay? where are my pants?

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

d-dillusional
i-irrational
v-vulgar
a-ass

#13, thank you! My thoughts exactly. He didn't have to pay for the flight there, the hotel or anything else and tell me he's THAT broke? This is the only thing that makes this whole story hard to believe - even in a pinch NYC to LA couln't be more than $2000.00. What do stylists make these days anyway?

I had a big crush on Casey Jones.

Plane Ticket to New York: $248.95
Hotel Tab in New York: $698.49
Dinner and Drinks: $182.36
Gay Stylist Flying Back to LA Early Because He Doesn't Want Part in the Firecrotch: PRICELESS.

She looks like a flaming CAT-IN-THE-HAT in that picture......

@16 so did I :)

#16 - Me, too. But it never would have worked out. That whole unemployed hockey player thing... I dunno.

13 & 15 thinking the same thing. He must just be starting out -- hence the aforementioned leggings (1). Even through the annoyingly large sunglasses her eyes look fucked up. does this chick ever stop getting wasted?

#0
i know it's hard
but...

can ANYONE get this b*tch
to shut the fuck up?

go linds :)

lol bitch :))

20
Yeah, it wouldn't have worked out very well between us either, but that would be because I was 9 when that movie came out, and according to IMDB.com, he was 29. A tad pervy, no?

She must lay off the coke at least part of the day if she's eating.

You know that Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Firecrotch's publicist, hates getting up in the morning. I bet she can't wait to open the paper or answer her cell phone and find out what her little Lindsey did now. Watch her leave Hohan for Naomi Campbell. Getting belted for the most minor of infractions must seem like heaven compared to taking care of America's favorite coke whore. Dodge that diamond-encrusted cell, Leslie, you go girl!

Douchebag ho has a spagettio hangin' off her bottom lip. I want her locked in a room with Naomi Campbell. I want Naomi on crank locked in a room with Lindsay Ho-han.

herb, who's #0? You keep on referring to that number. Are you just too chicken to insult someone directly? Come on, now, I know you can do it.

However, it looks like she's making a sloppy mess out of herself. Ick, nothing bothers me more than seeing people with food on their face. Don't they have any fucking aim for their mouths? It's not that hard... unless you haven't eaten in a few days and you're shoveling it down to quell the starvation you've been through all weekend because you're a coked out mess.... Then yeah... I understand. Get your grub on Lindz.

IF
MY
STYLEST
MADE
ME
LOOK
LIKE
THAT
I'DE
STRAND
and
BE
MEAN
TO
HIM
,
TOO
.

IF
YOU
ASK
ME
,
HE
HAD
IT
COMING
.

BTW
IF
ANYONE
MISSED
YESTERDAY
...
THIS
IS
HOW
I'M
GOING
TO
POST
FOR
A
LITTLE
BT
UNTIL
I
GET
TIRED
OF
HITTING
"
ENTER
"
.

PaisleyMoon
...
IT'S
HOE
-
HAN
!

I
MADE
HOE
-
HAN
UP
...
I
TOTALLY
COINED
THAT
PHRASE
!

#33

You goddamn retard, did you type that with your flacid dick?

31 why noy just do that on your
own posts till you understand
the rhythm :)

[love the word rhythm]

If her stylist was my coke dealer, she might have paid him to stay.

#34
WHY
ARE
YOU
PICKING
A
FIGHT
WITH
ME
?
PLEASE
ANSWER
THIS
QUESTION
!
NOW
NOW
NOW
ANSWER
ANSWER
ANSWER
!

#27 i assume its the the fish guy
that selects the posts to post
and decides when not to post
and decides when to post
and when to let you comments thru
and when not to

have great lives b*tches :)

There is food on her face -- that's why Newell went home, he didn't want to be seen with a slob who couldn't get her fork to her mouth. ('Course she gets other things in her mouth just fine, so this is curious.)

Yeah, I'm officially retiring that kind of posting. It's getting tiresome!

So, you people are telling me you've NEVER had any food on your face past the age of 10? Bologna. You are hypocrites. She is was more attractive than all of you, probably.

#38... it's way funnier when you end it with that last word... especially after "lol".

You're pretty funny.

LOL ___s :-)

"She is was more attractive than all of you, probably."

She is was more attractive to than you, sweetums...

No, I was raised to know how to use a fucking napkin and not keep forking it in.

#1, jacq... are you Chinese?

@41 "is was"?

was *way.

#23 - No, not pervy. At nine, you probably just thought he was cute in that cooties kind of way. If you were wanting to sleep with him, yes. Otherwise - does that make the thing I had for Aaron Spelling pervy?

#41 - I have bologna on my face right now.

43.... WOW Where did you get that??? OH YEAH THATS RIGHT... I just said it. Retard.

#44... You are so full of it I can smell it from all the way in NY.

#43... kind of deludes your wit and credibility when you just regurgitate what I've just said and think it's an insult. This is the big leagues. You're playing hard ball. Go back to the minors where you belong, you're not ready to play with the grown ups yet... keep playing house.

48
Pervy for HIM, not for me. I'm a perfect little angel.

You're a necrophiliac? Groady.

HEY! 51!!! jane's eyre! WHAT'S UP -- GHETTO! LONG TIME NO SEE! Ran you off, did I.

psst... I heard that's really Frankie Muniz.... can't recall where I heard that though. Ha. He's a drag-fag, coke-sniffing, cunty cunterson.

Will you play with my hard ball?

No, HAD! Past-tense! That wierd eye of his, the one that sorta looked like it rolled around on its own, was c-ute! I'm a scatologist, for the record. A scatologist with a thing for WAY older men.

jane's eyre and I have a love/ hate relationship. She loves me, I hate her.

love for her = obsession with me.

Iambananas, please be aware of the fact that I'm the only one on here who doesn't hate you. Don't make me start. You didn't coin Ho-han. Everyone with half a working brain cell would look at her and call her Ho-han. You silly banana.

Jacq, that isn't bologna, it's my beef curtains.

Linday needs to go on Howard Stern and ride the "sybian".

#56

Now if I only gave a shit...

LMAO @ cunty cunterson.

Actually, yeah, ***did*** make up Hoe-han.

And if you can hate someone in the INTERNET for saying "I made up ho-han" you've got major issues.

and, also, no one here REALLY hates me... they may say they do, but were just joking! It's all in good fun. They love my comments and we have a good time.

Want to know something REALLY cool, you guys?

I invented the question mark.

???
???
???

Thank the banana every time you hit shift /!

ok guys, you are starting to understand
so we may have to leave here
but we love you nevertheless [all one word]

love babes :)

I don't think that's food on her face, I think it's a gigantic herpes sore oozing on the size of her face. Ewwww!!!!!!

I understand now. I hate bananas. Retard city.

I invented my foot in your ass, you thought it was Red Foreman, dint ya?

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I actually kind of like bananas. funny witty, pleasent

PaisleyMoon... you are an idiot. That makes no sence and it a really reatrd thing to say.

I doubt weather or not anyone cares if you like them or not. You're nobody.

Oh, this is fun.

HOMEGIRLZ GOT MY BACK BOYIEE!

How sad that it's so desperate for me to respond to its posts, that it's pretending to be me again. The bad spelling and general humorless nature is a dead giveaway. Try again!

"There was no drama whatsoever". How this phrase and Lohan got together is beyond me.

#70 well done :)

...this shit is bananas

b a n a n a s :)

[repeat until satisfied :) ]

...heard that you were talking shit
and you didn't think that i would hear it

...

buffalo girls... ?

[thanks charlie :) ]

Looks like you have a stalker Jane, careful not to feed the troll so much bananas, just let it go back into the jungle where the silverbacks are patiently waiting for their leader.

LOL!!!! She is so irritating that even people she's PAYING to be with her ditch her skanky sore covered ass.

#79 now that is interesting

g

care to share?

cos he was gonna post...

we just got
the
tv [tivi]
vs
tivo

thing :))

lol guys
you marketing guys are really good :)

@49 Just what am I full of? I use a napkin when I eat and I wipe my fucking face if something gets on it. Its called basic hygiene and *class* -You can smell it all the way from NY can ya? Funny, cuz, I'm here. In NYC. So, if you're hungry and you haven't raised enough change prostituting yourself on the streets, you're welcome to eat the crumbs off of my napkin LOL :)

That styleist is such a pussy. I'd have partied with her.

...and buttered it up!

Damn, I wanna be Lindsey's stylist. She flies me out to hang out and party with her, pays for my hotel room, drinks, coke, and any other expenses, and all I have to do is shop at hot designer stores and only pick out the "most homeless looking" clothes they have? Piece of fuckin cake!

quote:

she's a mutant turtle

then i'm spossed to say...

#1 eeeewwwwwwww [disgusted]

the same leggings every day.

Herbie/lameass go back to jerking off to your sister's nekked barbie dolls you fucking spaz.

nice one #8, well stated.

So damn hot she's smoking, but come on! who the fuck is she?
Oh, I get it. She's a rich fit bitch whore who blatantly screws herself up on drugs- no more questions.
He on the other hand doesn't know when he's got it good- dumb muthafucka

My cat just farted RIGHT in my face. No more Tuna Delight for that bitch.

91: did it go down your throat? did you swallow it?

I thought Lohan was supposed to be anorexic or something, so why have the past two stories had pics of her eating? Poser.

Couldn't help it. Shit went all down my trachea before I could 'drop and roll'

It tasted like how I imagine it would taste to lick this between the legs:
http://muyfunny.com/MyTake/Images/hairiestman.jpg

HollyJ, stick a firecracker up the cat's ass and that'll teach it not to fart in your face again.

I image-googled "uncut penis" to see what would come up (no pun intended), and this shit came up. I have no idea WTF it is. If someone knows how this is related to an uncut pencis, let me know OK? Cuz I'm scared and shit.
http://www.uncut.dk/UNCUT/billeder/cronen3.jpg

HollyJ - You rock girl! I was getting so bored with these stupid damn posts - then you come along with funny as shit!

As for the "uncut penis" pic - WTF!!

#95

ok :)

#91 - My new kitten is way more heinous. She got up on my chest the other morning, stretched toward my toes and sat her little kitty vagina down RIGHT on my mouth.

96
That's so gross, and I don't even know what it is! It looks like it might be a severely compromised chocolate starfish. UGH.

99
Nothing like the smell of pussy's pussy in the morning, eh, Jacq?

When my Manx, Ms. Fenestration, farts, I just enjoy it. Just like when she is a good kitty, I jam a dill Gherkin up her twat, and throw her in the river. By the time she swims back to shore, the pickle has been dislodged, and she is clean as a summers eve. Cause I'm a fucking animal lover.

you didnt expect
a lesson
in economincs :)

lol babes

cat sopell

96 HJ

That is merely a pic of the smallest sore on Lohans crotch. I know, because that was the last time I saw my thumb in one piece. DAMN YOUS Lohan, Damn YOUS!!!!!

...so did you get that...?

we cant release the goddess status
to you
cos you're just not ready

Why is this mediocre looking, non-talent even worthy of a story? By the time she's 35, she'll be a washed up hag playing Celebrity Poker Showdown on late-night TV. And is she eating mac n cheese there?

HollyJ, Jacq, and TrannyGranny, you made me spit out my wine! Several times! The simultaneous timing of sipping and reading your posts is not good for consumption. Now that's what I call alcohol abuse! Please warn me first so I can drink before I guffaw all over the place. Keep up the good work. Meow!

#91

One of the funnier of the topic remarks I've read in a while.

91 & 99:

My one-yr-old male cat needs to have his balls cut off, so in the meantime has taken to sodomizing my other cat and getting on top of my daughter's American Girl doll and humping it. *True story*.

Well, clearly the little bastard can read and has a dry sense of humor, too, because shortly after I wrote of him humping the American Girl doll, he climbed on my dining room table and shat. He's never done that. For the love of all that's holy, I take it back! I take it back! Tobey Maguire is a good kitty! A perfect, good little boy!!!

Someone should start a website called neuterlindsay.com - just put up a poll!

Her PR rep is the biggest liar and bullshitting publicist out there! She also said Hohan never had implants, doesn't drink underage, doesn't do coke, didn't have an eating disorder, denied that Lohan's dad was going to jail and denied Lohan was dating Wilmer. Unreal.

seriously when u wear sunglasses when u eat-you know you have some kind of fucking problem!! HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT the fuck does this nymphbo even DO?? Does she sell tickets for her movies? Sing in a voice that makes one beg for more? NO..she is talentless and ignorant and her mother should get a citation for raising someone so vain/dumb/self-aggrandizing. She does NOTHING but fight with other, equally as ignorant "adults" and whine about her 'special-needs'. Come ON DINA!! Your daughter is not even legal to DRINK and she is in bars every fucken night and banging grown men who should turn her away like the trouble she is. HOW does she even GET into bars? WHY do bars in Vegas not CARD her? How can she get mad all the time when people call her names when she does nothing to stop behaving like a sex crazed sybarite? Bang who ya want to girlfriend....but STOP fucken denying it like you are all :"misunderstood" and shit. ADMIT it. Embrace IT! Stop with the whining and be thankful to the godamed powers that be, that for some unexplained reason?? You even HAVE a career AND scads of money. You make me sick with your fakeness and your ongoing attempts to dupe the public. GO AWAY!!!!! get to rehab!