Jun 1 2006Lindsay Lohan has a shopping problem

Hey, I heard from Lindsay that magic hippos have the best blow.

I think we can all agree that Lindsay has much bigger problems than a shopping addiction. Ahem.

I can't believe this firecrotch can even make that much money. Life is cruel. But not to her I guess.

I think that she's someone who is addicted to being addicted to whatever is cool at the moment.

I think that shopping is the least of her worries - when is someone going to call the LAFD? I heard her crotch is on fire.

I thought she was poor! Doesnt she only make 7 million?? That will only last her...... like 7 years! She is so dirty and poor! ewww!

wtf? I thought she was poor? How could she afford to spend so much money? That damn Brandon Davis lied to me...

That would make her worth only, like, $6M which is REALLY REALLY poor.

she's just a dumb twat.

wasn't there a post on her wasting 1 million on motels for dirty, raunchy midget sex or something?

anyway, that means she's only worth 5 mil.

oh dear.

Well a new story is good - I think everyone was running low on 'bitch' jokes.
I visited a hypnotist once. Unfortunately it was Raveen and I've lost all recollection of why it cost $20. My memory was wiped out. However I now recall there was less cheese in Velveeta.

I'm amzed she "blows" this kind of money on clothes and then wears the same skanky white leggings every day..she never looks well dressed! What a waste...

-amazed

I could give a shit. Get back to me when she's got nothing left. THAT is what I want to watch.

@4 "I think that shopping is the least of her worries - when is someone going to call the LAFD? I heard her crotch is on fire."

SOM.......

#10

Yes! It is amazing how she spends thousands of dollars on clothes and still looks like something the dog threw up.

If she spends over a million bucks on clothes, then why the hell wasn't she wearing any underpants at the freakin' Kids Choice Awards? Something just isn't adding up here...

Great... another Lindsay's problem: drugs, anorexia, bulimia, asthma... what's next? Tourette? satanist? diarrhea?

" My shopping's insane, and I'm high on cocaine, Lynsey Lohan you better, watch your spending"......

Her last movie tanked, in it's first weekend it didn't even make back the money that they paid her....trust me, she ain't getting any more 7 million dollar pay days any time soon, People finally figured out that Mean Girls was good in spite of her...not because of.

I bet all her clothes smell like hair dyde, tomatoe soup B.O. and menthol cigarettes, and NOTHING goes with Prada like Tomato Soup B.O.

god life is so unfair.

Hopefully, the hypnotist will convince her that she is actually Kurt Cobain, and.. well, you know what happens next.

on that note i'm going to go scrape together 1.50 for a dirty water dog for lunch. go me

Insofar as her panties - it's more like she's wearing Wednesday's on Friday. Ewwww!

If they made it up, it's a pretty believable story...the hypnotist b.s. takes it a little far though...

Rumor has it she also has a problem keeping her legs together.

Here ya guys go, since Mariah's obese and fat, this is just your type. She's got gorgeous pointy bones, eh??

@20 So what happens next? Courtney Love puts a hit out on her......I don't get it......

Whoa, sweetheart. Don't blow through that paltry seven million so quickly!

How can she spend $1 million when she's only worth $7 million? Oh wait, everyone else made that joke already.

She was good in Parent Trap, and then she grew up. She needs to figure out Paris Hilton's secret... Paris doesn't buy stuff, people just give her stuff for free. And she doesn't have to put any effort into her acting. And she probably has a real firecrotch. AND she has a videogame. Beat that!

@26 no, she becomes some overrated icon of an angsty and lost generation that ruins decent music for the next 10 years. We don't want that to happen do we?

Leave it Stallion to fuck up a perfectly good suicide joke.

bored of her. i get excited for a new thread, and then i find out it's either about lindsey or paris, then i get depressed, then i cut myself some more with this razor

Maybe the hypnotist can get her to stop being the Swirling Vortex of STD's.

I think she should join the carnival and be the flame-throwing vagina.

If I were her hypnotist I'd make her believe she was a mandrill and maker her fling poo at people.

why do celebs where those big ugly sunglasses nowadays? they're just stupid looking

This girl used to have a rack.. now her sunglasses are bigger than her tits

@29 I let that slide if you send me some Tai stick........

@30 I got it motherfucker, it made me cry, I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in some food with Mariah...............

It's only a matter of time before Xenu knows she has that much disposable income. "Hey baby, is that an Operating Thetan in my pants, or am I just happy to see you?"

you'd think if she spent so much on clothes she wouldn't look like something a laundromat barfed up.

More like she spent 1 million dollars on COKE last year.

How much did she spend on those stupid sunglasses? Seems like only the really slutty and whorish celebs were them.

Lindzer don't listen to them. You just go on and be the best lowhore you can be and white trash spend all that money and in no time you'll be back on the Island turning tricks on a Hicksville corner with Mariah Carey's sister.

But before you do, blow me again while wearing your granny sunglasses. That's hot.

Hey - here's an idea! It's called a BUDGET! Ever heard of that? It's not like she's always had fuckwads of money.

I once went to a hypnotist for my giant, firm breasts problem. He would dangle a pocket watch in front of my eyes as I grew sleepier and sleepier, and when I came to he'd do the same - all over my tits. I don't think it worked too well, but I wish Lindsay the best of luck with her freckled vagina problem, or whatever.

She better save some money for Valtrex and Antibiotics for all those nasty STD's her and Paris keep swapping!

uhmm... so she also spent a million on Chateau Marmont... basically she's like an Hollywood escort...

She may not be the best dressed girl in the poorhouse but she will definetly be the skankiest.

@37 next time I go to tai-land

maybe that tai stick is what happened to Lindsey? Nah I think it was just the ugly stick, har har

Apparently Hohan tried to tempt and seduce Marc Jacobs with her gaping firecrotch in order to get free clothes but she couldn't turn him. Dude's as gay as a French horn.

She's wearing a big shopping problem on her face -- I can't believe she bought those!

P.S. I loved her new movie!

She actually only spent about $12.95 on clothes last year. The rest was various...ahh... pharmaceuticals.

@48 funny, but the stick was cute before you hit her with it.........

It's more likely that Lindsay Lohan was found naked in a club bathroom last night than it is that she's a shopaholic.

I mean, she wears the same pair of leggings for days on end. And think of the damage suffered by the leggings from the firecrotch, people!

Damn, I didn't realize roach clips and dime bags were so expensive.

Yeah that idea is really stupid. Come on now. Who can possibly afford to spend that much money on clothes and still be able to blow through an entire bathtub full of coke on weekends. Not HoHan, who is only worth 7 million. Besides, she's poor and lives in a motel.

Maybe they charge per pound for her sunglasses.

The Big sunglasses make everybody look like their in some Neil Simon movie circa 1975........And Tom Cruise loves the cock....and MI3 hasn't yet broken even here in the U.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

If those ugly ass glasses are that big...then she don't have a forehead.....she has a five head!

ok is it really a problem if you can afford to spend that much. She makes like 15 mil a picture this seems like chump change in her tax bracket

I guess I'm guilty. If it was my vagina that smelt like diarrhea I would also constantly powder my nose with coke and shop excessively.

Prediction:

Lindsay will be broke, and still coked out, in 5 years....and the star of 'Where are they now?' or The Surreal Life. But hopefully it won't take that long for her to disapear.

These little drugged up/annorexic 'actresses' are a dime a dozen these days....

Next!

Nice goggles. I guess she's off to hunt down the Red Baron?

62-- but where's the scarf? Ohhh right. Nicole Ritchie had it at the beach.

Yeah - and she was wearing goggles, too. I guess they are going up in a two-seater. Well, as thin as they both are, a one-seater would still probably be ample.

The cool thing is - if they get shot down, they can just jump out and drift gently to the ground. Ain't no way those bags o' bones are gonna hit terminal velocity.

Hrmmm

Upon extended recollection, I think "Red Barren" would probably be an apt nickname for Lohan.

If only she'd have a shopping addiction where she spent money on clothes that actually made her look halfway decent...how much do her stupid dresses and leggings cost anyway? not to mention the huge bug-eyed sunglasses that make everyone look like a stupid anorexic space alien?!

Lindsey's got ALL kinds of probs -- the least of which is shopping. Somebody needs to interevene on her ass, but I'm not waiting for her "manager" mom to do it.

I seriously hope she's barren. The very last thing she needs is a kid she'll use as a fashion accessory. I think Hollywood has enough of that happening already.

Makes sense... she seams like the kind of idiot that would blow money like that with no responsible view of the future. Makes her seam really bright... doesnt it?

There's an orb in front of her face in taht pic... orbs in picturess are ghosts. It's interesting it's right over har face.

lambananas, have you been in your daddy's liquor cabinet again?

She doesn't actually have to pay for any of that shit...I'm sure her publicist gets sent truckloads of free clothes every day.

72

From the Salvation Army, that is.

Hey! Aren't those white lacy leggings mine? From when I was like 6?

71 chicsickle

No, babe, it's just naturally retarded.

Shit, I swore I would stop kicking retards! But they bounce like a fucking kick ball!!!!

Well, the helmets help, right?

[tumbleweed rolls across foreground]

[wind whistles lowely]

so we all agreed?
...less is more :)

Fa'

There is a fine history of Retard-Kicking; Started during the Shogunate, 1544. I'm not going into all the Japanese historical information, but let's just say, it started out when a certain mentally retarded yella, by the name of Hari-Kiri mis-prepared the shogun's favorite dish, disemboweled squid....the rest is history.

#9
For those of you keeping score at home. Apparently it's REVEEN *
The show wiped out memory of spelling as well

ooopps

and this was supposed to be in the last comment for all you snackers
http://www.kraftfoods.com/velveeta

( if your dip is what "makes the party" consider pulling out Clue or Twister)

#1

Hey, I heard from Lindsay that magic hippos have the best blow

lol :))

Heh, Twister.

Guaranteed to end in sex or a fight. Perhaps both.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3818&p=3

Back to the angry sex, Fa?

You strike me more as a strip chess kinda guy. ;)

That, or shot checkers. "Guess the word I'm spelling" is kinda fun, too.

Hmmm... what would you use to do the spelling, and where would you be doing it?

Dammit, now I really want to play Twister...

86: Any number of things in any number of places. If Red-Whip is involved, they get twice the number of guesses, for example.

#83
that is a funny link
i'm having to sew my sides
back up as we speak :))

I can't even form a coherent response to that at this time.

Fucker.

After a few minutes' thought...

How 'bout I use my tongue to write exactly what I want to do to you across various parts of your body. Nips and nibbles for punctuation (because I'm all about proper English, though body English is my specialty). When you figure it out, I'll do it.

Work for you?

I'm game...

lol the link #83

*grabs Fa and marches into another room, locking the door firmly... and turning the stereo up really loud*

Ari;

You are quite the whore. That was a complement. I LOVE that in an woman!

Tranny... for you, I think I'll be spelling out select lyrics from Blood Sugar Sex Magik...

... erotic shock is a function of lust...

Sisters of Mercy could be good for that game, too.....

I open to suggestions...

#83 that was fukn funny man! I love it! :)

97: Personally, I'd opt for a little Sinatra.

Specifically - *sings*

"The best is yet to come..."

Hmm... and can you keep up 'I Feel Good'??

*keep up WITH 'I Feel Good'

For a while. :)

*squeeze, flip*

No problem.

I seriously need to dig out that hat.

Time to go visit Stockman's Saloon...

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Hmmmm... works for me, but I think we may need props for that second part.

105: Actually a real place, and that's their slogan. :)

Also, seeing that picture of Lindsay again, it looks like she's starting to get Barry- Bonds-head. That's a gargantuan cranium. Looks like an orange on a toothpick.

106, Where is Stockman's? When I was living (briefly) up near Reno, there was a Stockman's Casino.

Montana, North Dakota, or South Dakota. Don't remember exactly, but it was in one of the old west towns that has more or less kept the frontier feel. Pretty cool place, actually.

This magic hippo of Lindsay's, would that be Mariah, or Anna Nicole?

109: I vote for Britney. :)

Although, I suppose that

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Hippo

fits the song perfectly...a little TOO perfectly to be coincidence.

if she manages to spend so much on clothes, why does she always seem to be pictured wearing the same pair of footless tights?

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHOPPING!

if i were her and as hot, I'd be spending like crazy too.

well she's pushing it with the being hot thing...
there are so many hot actresses who do the same thing... she releases this junk as 'news'

Every time I read a post about her or the Herpe that Walks as Woman I suddenly start smelling day old tuna. Why is that I wonder?

lohan is litte irish cutie! now if only shed return my calls....brandon davis is a greasy filthy waste of human space, just like parasite hilton. as a working doode in a fuckin cubicle, $7 mill isnt poor to me!!!!! if she spends her money, she earned it, girlies usually love shopping right? not tryin to steriotype, but help me out ladies!

that much money on clothes and she still looks like she shops in thrift stores

#118 LOL!!!! no matter what designer duds she gets, they all look like theve been dragged across a pre-school floor.

lol dudes :)

so, just the 7 mill ?

well i guess that will have to do :)

so well done babe :)

7 mill...

sounds good to me...

what shall we spend it on ?

She should really be seeing a therapist for the plate full of coke a day habit.

She should really be seeing a therapist for the plate full of coke a day habit.

"It's Like, Yeah, MF, I'm Fine..."

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