Jun 21 2006Lindsay Lohan gets kicked out of Butter

Fist!

@1: Why are you talking about your fist?

life is grand, isn't it? I find it ironic that an emaciated "actress" was kicked out of a club named after a food item...

glorious.

#1 Tool! And if you are going to just post "first" at least spell it correctly, jackass!

hmmm....two things. One, enough with the comments about white people being "racist." And two, get over yourself Lindsay, you made a few crappy kids movies and your album bombed.

haha @1. Maybe Linds thought her scary low man voice would intimidate them.

siventhht!!

God, these people are like high school kids. Screaming at each other, spreading rumors, bitching about sharing tables? It's frigging hilarious....high school cliques on a global scale.

what a little bitch. I hope she stays smelly and ignorant. At least Madonna can be proud of her new 'Friend'

What a whiny little spoiled brat of a snob. It's too bad that Diddy and his posse didn't kick her ass and leave her black and blue. I would have loved to see her with a little more color to her skin, for once.

Do you think she runs to the street, grabs her cell and calls Madonna?

Maybe they both then work to put a Kaballah curse on P-Diddy and his peeps.

@1...So I take it fisting is popular in your family, you've got the wrong site bubba.

Google is your friend www.google.com/fisting/asshole/phaegget

Now, so the Lindser or "G'ho" wants to get a cap buse'd on her ass?

I like how she's thinking. Someone hook'er up with DMX's crew. PRONTO!!!!

what those bodyguards should have done is spike her drink, get her high, then whip her silly with their willy.

Not only is Hiho a no-talent, disease-filled, coked-up slut, she may also have some outdoor plumbing in her nether-regions (she's a man, baby!) It takes some serious brass cajones to mess with P.Diddy and his posse. Or utter stupidity.

my eyelids gets really heavy whenever I see Lindsay on the Superfish, she's a bore and a whore...
that makes her a boring whore...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

shes such a twat she probably didnt know who he was. he on the other hand will find out where her mother lives in five seconds flat.

she juz got too big for everyone's "heads".

even the rappers dont want her. hahaha

That should have read

"Lindsay Gets Kicked in the Cunt"

Horrified onlookers dialed 911 at a local club today, as a body guard attempted to pull his foot loose from Lohan's crotch. Witnesses state that Lohan's head began to spin and she began moaning "Mine, all Mine" as the guard was slowly sucked, foot first into what must have been a smelly death. The guards last words "Christ help me, is that a Starbucks?" were cut short by slurping sound, followed by a loud, noxious queef.

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I'm voting utter stupidity.

Why do I have to sign in everyday or several times a day. I click the "sign me in for two weeks" thing and I still have to sign in.

Now on to Lindsay...if she is such a crazy bitch, how does she get any work? It's not like she's a wildly popular established actress like Julia Roberts (or any other person in Hollywood with established box office clout). The fact that she will get near Paris is pretty telling.

How long before the intervention? I will give her credit, she is following the Joey Heatherton 8 steps to the downward spiral to a T. I believe she is on step 6 now, with public arrest and sanitarium rape next up.

Tranny- Thank you for making me spit diet coke thru my nose. Hilarious.

#18

You're on a roll today... my co-workers just called security to get me removed after not being able to stop laughing... then they noticed that I hadn't gotten over that Vida Guerra calendar shoot, screamed at me for being a perv (especially because it was Bring Your Daughter To Work Day) and I'm getting sent to HR to fill out my termination paperwork... Thanks.

I need a thesaurus so I can find another word for established.

I think Dick Cheney should take Lindsay hunting

I just wonder if Prince continued to perform as if nothing was happening? I mean, six tables...there's no way he wouldn't have seen the Lohan drama unfold.

Did he continue to sing while shedding a lonely, solitary tear?

what's a p. diddy?

ya know tranny you must be very jealous. lindsay is nothing but a classy actress whose actions have shown nothing less than tasteful. shes smart, brilliant, has a voice like a bluejay and looks healthy as ever. you must be one of those jews with big noses.

thats what happens when brothers can't read and miss seeing the whites-only signs.

that mofo wouldn't dare try that shit with my fav's "Prussian Blue".

No you're missing the whole point here. The point is P. Diddy STOLE Lindsey's table from her and the righteous firecrotch was only working to get back what was rightfully hers. The same thing happened to me one time, and I was all "fo shizzle" and the next thing you know a big bunch of huge black guys was hauling me out to the street. P.Diddy totally has no sense of humor.

I bet she was drinking Cristal straight from the bottle too.

Cause she's classy like that.

Prince sucks anyway. He's a fey little overrated pretentious tacky circus clown who writes horrible music and lives in his own fantasy world and treats people like shit. I've never understood the hype or why he was such a groundbreaking icon.

#29 I think you are either suffering from a mild case of rabies or you are at the wrong site. This is not the KKK or White Supremacy forum.

Take your racist shit elsewhere, you ignorant fuckstick

I'm pretty sure Diddy has some kind of low-grade Down's syndrome. He has the retarded shaped head and his mouth is always open.

I bet Prince showed up to the club in the same shit he was wearing to play Basketball that day.

"Would you like some Bananas with your pancakes"
"Bitches"

Are there not enough nightclubs in NY and LA that these pathetic "starlets" keep running into each other?

And I work two doors down from Butter, why am I never there to witness this in person?

Prince is a little guy, but damn he can BALL!

"Shoot it!"

"I be, that nigga that yo niggaz cant fuck wit
That nigga that yo bitches wanna creep wit
That nigga that you cant get along wit
Playa hate but you wanna do a song wit
That nigga that you see in the videos
That nigga with the jewels and the jiggy hoes
That nigga thatll die for his main man
That nigga with STEAL YOUR TABLE gameplan"

she problably got kicked out of Butter for DOING too much butter.

Shirts versus the Blouses.

@37 I knew you would get that.....

@42: And you know, P. Diddy only drinks the finest Cambodian's breasts milk.

@40 Leave it to MeganHarris to try to be funny and make no FUCKING SENSE!!!!!

Your gonna miss your Alpo commercial, better hurry they might give the part to another dog...............

It would have been great as she was being removed, yelled "Stop! Hold On!" When they put her down, she should've raised her skirt, stuck her finger in her pussy, and then just started chasing and touching everybody with that one nasty finger.

I'm not surprised some lame pussy like diddle needs to have guards rough up women for him. His kind doesn't know how to behave in polite company.

A white man and a gentleman would never steal the chair of a lady. We offer our seats up to them (regardless of color).

There must not have been any real men at that club or they would have came to her aid.

P.S. there's no such thing as the kkk anymore.

Prince was heard to comment, "This bores me, is anyone up for a game of basketball?"

Then he took it to the quim and slammed on the Hohan. Then he took it backdoor.

There so many so fucktards in this story it's hard to tell who to pick on.

If P. Diddy was really upset he'd have had his bodyguards tie her to the chair and made her listen to the rest of the concert.

I don't know where your from Stallion, but where I come from it's common knowledge that "Butter" is a name for cocaine.

thats what i meant. Duuurhhhh!!

Why would she want to sit at a table that a black person sat at? Doesn't that mean it's like ruined or something?

Well, that doesn't surprise me at all, so all the people in your town are as stupid as you. If they think cocaine is butter, I bet your coke has a different affect on people, instead of the Ritchie look they blow up like ballons. Your still a stupid cunt either way. What do you guys call crack? I can't believe it's not butter..........oh yea, almost forgot, FUCK YOU!!!!!

Well, MeganHarris, where I come from butter is not snorted, it does not evenly coat the fist before entering the rectum, and it is not an entree. If you dropped those bad habits maybe people would stop hating you so much.
No, probably not.

It's not my fault that I was so high at the time. I just love coke. Aiigghht.

@34: P-Diddy's mouth is always open cus, much like Missy Elliott, he can't fit all of his damn teeth in there.

@43: Breaaaaaaaaaaast millllllllllk, you maaaaaaake my daaaaaaaay-eeeeee-aaaaaay!

Dave Chappelle is hillarious! lol

@48: I've never heard of butter being a nickname for cocaine either. You completely pulled that out of your ass, didn't you? If so, lube it up with some "butter" & put it back up your ass. Thanks!

balloons* #50 is @ 48

(common knowledge that "Butter" is a name for cocaine....) thats bullshit

if anything its a reference to something being "smooth". a common reference from jewish folks.

#46 - this was Hohan they're talking about, not a LADY.
Of course Diddy must have been hard-up to want to sit in a chair after that little skeez-bucket sat on it. There's probably litle Fezzies all over it.

Megan, as much as I love you dear, I've never heard coke referred to as butter. Maybe white lady, booger sugar, Snow White but never butter to my knowledge. Have you been snorting too much salted Land O'Lakes?

I hope she got thrown out like Jazzy Jeff on Fresh Prince.

What were they there to celebrate, the fact that Prince has finally completed his transformation into a woman?

If I was the Nachos guy I would knock Paris and Lindsay's head together like two cartoon coconuts and jet back to Greece with my cockleberries soaking in a vat of Listerine.

This is like in grade 3 when the prematurely pubescent, borderline-"special" girl starts chanting about her love of all the popular boys. And how they'll make babies together, and love and kiss and hold and touch and kiss and love each other forever. Or else!

Lindsay probably was all bent out of shape because someone sold her some margarine.

Jacq - Prince might be a little weird, but he rocks.

Can anybody on here tell me why there is such hatred towards MeganHarris? There's a rumor flying around that she's a cunt, but I haven't heard for certain.

@59 hehehehehehehehe "I can't believe it's not butter"

So Lindzer doesn't like dark meat.

why the hell should i even waste my time. I'm arguing with 12 year olds. The closest any of you have ever been around cocaine was when your mothers were doing it while pregnant with you.

Butter is cocaine. Um, thats probably why they even called that nightclub "Butter." It's an inside thing.

fucking morons.

jFP you are the most racist stupid piece of cow shit that i have ever read a post from! i think you are just saying these things to get a rise out of people. the whole whites only thing is not only ignorant, but a litte old! that shit ain't funny brah!

in a packed fuckin concert with only about 6 tables there, you move you lose! and eventhough Linsey Hohan is female, she is not even 21 yet, hence the you move you lose! She could have stood her little coked up ass up! now if she was elderly, then i doubt Diddy would have taken the seat! but considering who the little powder head was i'd have taken her seat too!

JFP you must be as white as that shit Hohan puts up her fuckin nose! and yes asshole the KKK does still exist! They are very much alive and well! maybe you ought to try and find a Klan convention or something......you'd fit right in!

34

He wuz bohn wif big gums, suh.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butter

ugh, definition 5 and 8.

losers.

"duuhh ..uhhh, I'm a weetawd, Megan pulled dat owta her asssss.. durrrhhh"

Yeah, me and everyone else. loser.

wtf is up with lindsay lohan? someone please piss on her in public! actually, she might like that...

and just to let those of you who don't know......Cocaine is more commonly called:
White Girl, White Lady, Snow, Blow, Coke, Powder...etc.....

BUTTER = cocaine that is cooked up, which turns it a brownish yellowish color when cooked right! Butter is a common term for some good crack! you all know crack cocaine! fuckin idiots!

thx for the info negro

#67 - I will have none of your third-person self-deprication. Look into the mirror and repeat "I'm good enough. I'm strong enough. And, doggoneit, people like me."

#60 - She is the very first person who we verbally feasted on. MeganHarris may/may not be a man/woman. But she is most definitely Jessica Simpson. Then, we got coob, Sherry, Edna and those stupid thunder cunts and realized how good we had it.

@66 Your still a dumb cunt.......

@69 If I needed an opinion from a crackhead I would have asked Whitney, thanks for clearing that up for us Miss Moss............

I wish I was part of the elite club of Hollywood insiders that know all the hippest trendiest lingo and slang, otherwise known as MeganHarris' stuffed animal collection. Although, I wouldn't want to be all crusty in the crotch like her special friend Teddy Ruxpin.

Jacq, you funny. I likey you.

jFp i know thihs is the internet and i knowthat i can't see you or demand anything from you. However, don't call me negro again, or anything else that starts with the letter "n" for that matter! i have a name just like you do.

#71, thanks for clearing that up, but MH had already made a few posts that lead me to believe that S/he was indeed a cunt. Sorry for your wasted keystrokes.

WAITAMINUTE WAITAMINUTE!! ...lohan has an album out?

Italian Stallion you can kiss my fuckin ass! Sorry to inform you asshole but i am not a crack head! just because i was tryin to stop some of these people from confusing what is slang for butter and what isn't and i happened to know wtf i was talkin about doesn't mean that i am a crackhead! Goddamn dummy!

#77 - I think that she's got two out, or something. I'm pretty sure, one definitely. And no, I've never heard her on the radio, either.

#78 - I think that the point is just that THAT particular type of slang is the shit that only hard-core users know. Like, well, yourself, for instance.

Well, I AM a crackhead, and on behalf of crackheads everywhere I would like to say shame on you, pf, for making the broad assumption that all crackheads are sexy broads with big knockers. Except for myself of course. It just puts unreasonable expectations on my fellow countrymen. I also would like to say that you are gay. Now please excuse me, I have to go pawn my shoes.

@78 awww, did someone steal your crack stem?

So nigger, you have a name just like we do. What does pf stand for, or let me guess, it's pig fucker isn't it? The whole thing made for some good jokes dickhead, so go fuck yourself!!!!

@63: "why the hell should i even waste my time."

'cus judging from the two posts you made AFTER asking that question, you ain't got shit better to do. So sit back & just enjoy the comments, puddin.

I do appreciate you making me laugh by getting irritated that we actually don't recognize a made-up term for cocaine. That's pretty damn funny. Kudos Megan Hairyass!

WTF! I might not be able to pronounce "r"'s - but I can drive.

If she were to suck dick during her 'bathroom breaks', Puffy might have given the table back. Or not. He's a self-interested prick trying to destroy hip hop anyway.

Any post involving a Black guy in any way brings out all the racial tensions and tendencies in everyone. And everyone can hide behind their PCs and pretend that they would say the same shit to their co-worker in the next cube, whether they be named Kwame or Dunston. I must admit, it makes me laugh pretty fucking hard. What's funnier still is when some people get so offended they fall for the same righteous/ racist BS over and over again. So to all you gooks, wops, niggas, greasers, kikes, spics, dingos, crackers, honkeys, slant eyes, chinks, towelheads, sand niggers, fruitcakes, fags, limey bastards, dikes, dotheads, hoovers and nips, I say good work.

Oh yea, and Eskimos. I fucking hate Eskimos.

Things pf may stand for:
Prince Fucker
Putrid Fart
Pimpled Freak
Poor Fuck
Pock-marked Fatass
Porn Fluffer
Princess Fag
Pork Flapper
PStupid FCrackhead

Oops, forgot:
Phucking Freak

I like Peepee Fairy. But then, I am high on Parkay.

Pussy Farter
Poop Feeder
Pompous Fag
Pink Foreskin
Pretty Fugly

Just signed back on...

45 Papa, that was friggin hilarious!

And because I would like to quiet the hilarious racial tensions, may I present a few games for enjoyment of people of all colors.

http://www.resist.com/racistgames/index.htm

I bet you guys thought the Aryan Brotherhood didn't have a sense of humor.

#87 - When you get high on Parkay, does the tub talk to you, too?

Oh, and Megan.....your dealer and your dictionary are lyin' to ya', pure coke is so white it is almost blue, we made some in my chemistry class at Berkely.

#91 - That reminds me, I would like for you to share your cookbook with me.

"Get the butter. If you love me, get the butter!"

Is it true that if you're related to MeganHarris your social security number starts with 666?

Butter is a reference to the famous scene from the movie "Last Tango in Paris". Because that's how all of them - the stars and the starfuckers - like it.

He puts the butter in the basket or else he gets the hose again.

Dane Cook: "My dick feels like corn"

Me: "Give me the butter baby.. give me the butter"

#84 -You forgot porch monkies and red necks. Everyone has the right to be racist!

Butter is also what black people call a "fly" hairdo. " I see you got yo shit buttered".

Butter is also what I use to make these fabulous gourmet pound cakes, anyone want some? As it relates to Prince I heard short guys have bit dicks. Anyone know if that's true.

Lindsay has totally lost her mind and her innocence. I used to like her.

I BLAME TOMMY M0TTOLA aka PURE EVIL!...

Thalia's next!...

I must beg the question, what's with the Asians driving comment?

#101 - Look what he did to Mariah. Cuckoo!

You know it's bad when your wife has her purse with her at all time because she's hoping she's going to get kidnapped.

I think sambo's name stands for:

Prick-Fluffer

(those are the people that churn the butter
in the porn business between "takes"
to keep 'em up and ready )

*times*

Everyone knows that Asians can't drive because they're too busy trying to calctlate quantum physics with their chopsticks. Duh.

calctlate is what happens when you try to do physics on butter. It's fuckin' weird, man.

@106 I always thought it was because they can't see over the steering wheel, or see anything for that matter.............

They let Asians drive...? When did that happen? And excuse me, but PDiddy black? Just because he banged Mariah Carey doesn't necessarly mean he's black...and while were on the subject...aren't we supposed to use African American? I mean, I finally get used to using African American and you people just decide to go back to black. I guess tomorrow you'll non-chalantly start dropping a "nigger" or two into your humorous comments about the rich and famous. You people make me sick....

Osh and Stal - I should have known. I can never drive when I'm chinese-eyed.

*stealing bike* Don't smoke pot and ride your bike if you're a 12 year-old girl.

@108 I think they remedied that situation by sitting on pillows

@ 84---you forgot beaners, porch monkeys, and sand coons.
It's funny cuz it's sad. LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! The part I LOVE is that P-Diddy's people VERIFIED IT!!!! Normally publicists just say "No comment" or deny. But her stock has fallen so far that they aren't even covering for her. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Go him and comb out your crabs Ho-Han

Diddy should have shot Lohan.

So let me get this straight...when I go get my crack in a spic neighborhood, I'm supposed to ask for "montequilla?" This might explain why "el crack-o" wasn't producing results.

Yo quiero mi montequilla...dame mi montequilla.

P. Diddy, a talentless, fat, drooling, mongoloid, gay ass clown, he is. Lohan's ass kicked to the curb by the gay Puffy Posse, it was.

Like rude, ugly black men, Lohan does not. That there are limits to her appetite for posers with penises, amazed I am. Mmmmmm.

Behold, MeganHarris's myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/meganharris84

@50 - "I can't believe it's not butter" U Rock!!!

I think MeganHarris took the Queen song "Fat Bottom Girls" a little too seriously. I don't think they meant 500lbs bitch!

I think MeganHarris must be a butterface.

She's lucky Shine wasn't there with Puffy.

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#114: it's 'mantequilla'.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton just keep on fighting… the archenemies became embroiled in another ‘tacky’ public argument last Monday when the hotel heiress accused the teen star of dating her ex-boyfriend.

Hilton stormed up to Lohan at the New York City hotspot Butter, shouting, "I can't believe you’ve been sleeping with Stavros! You are ridiculous!" A series of insults followed and Lohan responded, "That's how you say hello to an old friend? I don't need to respond to you," and she left the club…

And we all thought the story stopped there, but as it turns out only a few days ago, Paris made a secret telephone call to Lohan demanding she tell her the truth, did she or didn’t she sleep with her ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III???

And it was during this secret telephone conversation our ‘our well placed source’ revealed that Lohan just flipped out at Paris, screaming, “Why are you stalking me!” and then just kind of blurted out in anger, “OK bitch I did sleep with your boyfriend, so what, is that what you wanna hear!”

Thent Hilton slammed down the phone and burst into tears…

122. That post is almost as gay as I am, but much, much, much longer, ... much.

I'll be in New York this weekend. Wouldn't it be hilarious, if I walked up to Butter on a Saturday night and tried to get in. No...that was the joke. Get it? Because I don't have any connections and the bouncers would just laugh and make me wait in a line that only exists to make the spot look hot.

Whoa! Stop with all the hating on Prince! Watch this video and then tell me he is "overrated."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLdVkoKNToE

(I hope that works).

I was obviously joking with the "Fist!" comment. God forbid someone actually injects humour into these threads.

Chicagoboy, I'm sorry if I ruined your afternoon break at the massage parlor. Too bad your comments are so boring and cliched. OMG, you called Lohan a "disease-filled, coked-up slut." I can't believe you went there! *YAWN* Please refer to the Superish archives dated 2002-present before beating any more dead horses.

Star-fish Mockery;

Nice save on the typo, you slightly less bright than my fecal matter mime. Way to rock the net. I am not attempting an insult, this is truly praise for your....wait, did you say something? Voices, people, Voices!

Notice her tiny water bottle. The big Liter bottles have way too many calories.

ASIAN ARE BAD DRIVERS (More Often Than Not)
Especially those who drive Camrys or E-Class MBZ.

I am even Asian, I know that I can drive very well and offensively, because I have spent most of my life in traffic.

However, when I see an Asian driving esp. a Camry-even when they signal-there is NO way that I am letting her/him get in front of me, unless they are younger than 35 but older than 19 and driving a faster car.

Most Asians are really dumb behind the wheel and I blame them for further propagating the "stereotype" that they are bad drivers. Stereotypes don't generate spontaneously and arbitrarily.

Why am I writing this retarded rambling nonsense? Because I am supposed to be studying, and I have less than six hours to cover five chapters of physics.

Slow drivers make me angry when they are not even aware that they are leading a caravan.

Old people should not drive, unless they are tested every year after the age of 65.

Why did people stop shooting people on the freeways over here?

!!!! LAST !!!!

Doesn't feel quite as good as yelling first, but I guess it'll have to do.

@14
good one, blowhan needs to recognize that shes NOT bigger than Diddy's bodyguards...mwahahahaha!
i can believe they kicked her skeevy ass out i bet you could fit a 747 into that gash of a pussy. fuck, now i have to go barf out the percocet i just ate after seeing her fugly face .....

@28 the "Jew" comment was pretty shitty. save it for the cross burning adolf. racist shit smear
can i have some help please?

Why didn't Diddy just pull out the heat like he did the night he was in the club with J.Lo? Or at least a pencil, that would have scared Lindsay to death - at least to the point where she probably would have shut the fuck up.

#109-If blacks AREN'T African citizens, ie. born there, they AREN'T African-American regardless of what they say. Acting like you have dual citizenship doesn't make it so. It doesn't elevate them in importance to say it either, like they seem to think it does. That's like me saying I'm a Canadian-American when I was born in the US. Why is everyone so ashamed to just be an American citizen?

This girl is straight up skank. How did she get famous?

k - I have been to Butter and the six tables they are talking about are in this little ass VIP room I don't know where the hell they would put Prince to perform besides on the bar cause it's a cramped up space where there is only enough room to dance or up in the DJ booth. People dance on the couch's etc pretty much every square inch of the joint... it's actually a fun place. I danced with a drag queen all night for fun. O and it's 1000 bucks a bottle to get in with 10 people... (for the common people that is) I told em they were smoking crack and went in like a sucka anyway.

...hey babe
...it's
...time
...to
get
a
grip
and
...remember
...that there is a purpose :)
...that you are here )

[love]

P. Diddy is a disgusting turd.

LOL! Its just so hilarious!

OK FIRST OF ALL, U ALL ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. ESPECIALLY WHOEVER MADE THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE STEREOTYPICAL ANALYSIS OF AFRICAN AMERICANS. GROW UP. U PALE CASPER LOOK-ALIKES. LINDSAY LOHAN CAN TAKE WHATEVER STICK SHE HAS CRAMMED UP HER REAR AND USE IT TO CLEAN OUT HER EYEBALLS CAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE SHE SUPP0SEDLY THINKS SHE DOES. SHE NEEDS TO STOP ACTING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY...OLD TANGERINE COMPLEXION SELF. LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN.

ALL OF YOU CALLING PEOPLE NAMES ARE UNKNOWLING TARGETING YOURSELVES. I WISH U WOULD COME TO A PART OF TOWN YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH AND TALK SMACK LIKE THAT, YOU WOULD GET A BEAT DOWN.

danielle - do you like cock & balls?

BIATCHO...U SERIOUSLY ARE A STALKER. TAKE YOUR MICHEAL JACKSON ANTICS AND DO AWAY WITH THEM. I REALLY HAVE NO TIME FOR SILLY "BIATCHES" LIKE YOU. LOOK IN THE MIRROR PERVE AND AND DO TO YOUR BALLS WHAT U PLEASE. COUNT ME OUT. SMALL TESTICLED HEIFFER.

do you do that thing where you point your long-arsenio-hall-ass finger at people and move your head & neck around like a snake when you talk all mean & feisty to them (like you're trying to do to me)???
Cuase that's what I picture in my head when I read your dumb ass screams & rants. And you say things like "No you din't" and then follow it by making that sound with your mouth like you're sucking on peanut butter.

Danielle - I sure hope you see this. BUY A MOTHERFUCKING DICTIONARY.

what a dumb ho...

"It's, Like Yeah, MF, I'm So Get Your Ass Out Of My Seat Or I Am So Out Of It, I Mean, Out Of Here..."

I don't blame ya for bein' a beeotch, Linds. But the story as reported does not say you said anything at all racist to the former Puff Daddy, so these playa hatas who weren't there should just shut the Puff up.

I wish somebody would -- what a straight-up bore. His MTV MVA's show last year was a total laughing stalk even if they weren't so pathetically unfunny.

Maybe Lindsay, could it be just because P was but no longer is, a Daddy, and your own Papa turned out not to be a real daddy to you, so your were like... "Hell, it ain't even Father's Day yet, Mr. Man, but you're all acting like everyday is anyway, even though you can't live up to your name or go die in shame... so hey, You, get off-a my cloud!"

The PD is so over and not in your JLA Unlimited Universe so why should he be allowed to just steal your table? Oh, and then, he can't be bothered to talk any smack with ya like any good enemy mastermind pimp-resario would?

His security became "concerned?" What did they think, ya would pull out yer gat?

The LL Lick The Star Wars weapons are not of this world. "There are more things in heaven and earth, [Lothario], Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

And just who threw whom out? Like race had anything to do with it, but PD and his brothers in arms look like the real haters here -- they segregated you from your rightful place.

But Pee Diddly-Squat didn't have the cojones to kick ya out himself. Mr. Rich Above It All & Therefore So Much Better Than You had to have his gang of flunkies send you back where you came from.

Diddy Wha? Diddly has to Puff up his chest and tell everyone that he's a "bad boy for life," but you're the real deal.

You go on with your bad-ass self, Ms. On The Down Lo. (Who loves ya, baby?)

BTW, like anybody here cares, here's what the New York Daily News reported same day as story listed here (6/21):

"...She kidded with him, asking what he was doing at her table.

'He didn't realize she was joking,' says a source, 'and he then yelled at her and told her to get out.'

Diddy 'was really mean to her,' says another source, who claims one of Puffy's bodyguards lifted up Lindsay, and the rapper himself got into a scuffle with a Lohan pal who defended her."

So PeeWee can't take a joke, and then goes after her pal? Doesn't have the guts to take on the mighty Lindsay "The Lioness" Lohan himself? That coward is smarter than I thought.

People on 6/21: "An insider tells PEOPLE that Diddy later had his bodyguards evict Lohan from her own table. 'Lindsay did nothing wrong,' insists a Lohan source. 'She wanted no drama.'

And so the Mary J sings: "You go your way... (Ohh) I go my way (No more, no more, no more) I need to be free Ohhh... So tired, tired, tired of all this drama..."

Even so tired or not, I think it's time you brought the Lohanarama drama hamma down, girl.

And so The Lindy sings the P Seeger Sessions: "If I had a hammer/ I'd hammer in the morning/ I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land/ I'd hammer out danger/ I'd hammer out a warning/ I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters/ All over this land.

...If I've got a hammer/ And I've got a bell/ And I've got a song to sing ... all over this land/ It's a hammer of justice/ It's a bell of freedom/ It's a song about love between all of my brothers and my sisters/ All over this land."

So this is me then all over this land singing to ma belle of freedom: "I need to make you see/ Oh what you mean to me/ Until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean..."

- LOHANARCHY IN THE USA! -

umm jacq is it? i dont remember addressing you. sit you silly behind down and mind your business you spoiled milk smelling casper the ghost look-alike whore.

again with the racial slurrs....yawn, bored alrady. u people only say these things because you know we are so much better than your ugly asses. im so glad im notlike you fake tan, "totally", "like oh my gosh", clones. biatcho, someone seriously needs to hit you in the head with a brick.... your body odor is seriously bad, and you look like an xtra from and eminem video. step the hell off you red neck

There you go again waving the long-ass calw fingers & snaking your head around. Do you like you some fried chicken or chitlins?

oh & it's not racism when it's the truth.

yeah its not racism when i call u a crusty, musty, dusty, thrift store clothes wearing, beer-stained tooth having casper the ghost relative either. ITS THE TRUTH. LIKE TOTATALLY, OH MY GOSH, AWESOME!

i dont eat chittlins, but im sure you smell like them.

casper the friendly ghost threats AND I smell like chitlins?? You win. I just can't compete with such a highly intelligent, far-superior Colt 45-guzzling, Newport cigarette smoking, 5 kids without a baby-daddy in site mama such as yourself.

(figures you know what chitlins smell like, by the way - I have never even seen them).
I hear they go down smooth with malt liuor though.

just so you get it I meant to type "liquor" there at the end. Didn't want to confuse you. Now go change one of your nasties' little diapers.

.....look you OSCAR THE GROUCH/DONALD DUCK LOVECHILD....i dont have time to play these silly mind games with your SPECIAL-ED ass. go read a dictionary and when you get to the word BIATCHO please notify me...even though the word doesn't exist. GO TO KFC, GET YOURSELF A BUCKET OF CHICKEN, AND GO BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE THAT YOUR HOMELESS ASS CAME OUT OF. im neither a "baby-momm", nor a "hoochie", you HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH, WHITE TRASH, butthole.

YOU:

WHITE,NEAR BRIGHT,LOW-LIFE,FINGER SUCKING,MOTHER HUMPING,DIRTY,CRUSTY,LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK,POP GOES THE WEASEL,RETARD!

if you need to try that hard, hoochie, you're not a worthy adversary for any sort of verbal assult from me. Now keep it down, your co-workers are going to have you fired because you keep screaming at their clients when you're answering the phones for all of the white guys in suits.

honey, i so dont need to try hard for anything. its your dumbass who keeps responding.....i works for NO ONE, bitch! now get back to YOUR job at the DAIRY QUEEN.

yawwwnnnn. if i knew i had to go through this with this dumbass, i would've just turned on Dr. Phil and called it a day.

Good for P.Diddy she had it coming, that bitch deserves to have her ass kicked!!!

Yes I do keep responding because I quite enjoy annoying the shit out of you and I ALWAYS get the last word in. You have quite the vivid imagination - you, being who you are, taking on my role of working for myself and me, taking on your role, of working at a Dairy Queen.
By the way, where I live we don't have such a place anywhere near us...eewww.

yeah....where you live...you're surrounded by forrests and trash cans. ...ummm where does your ass work? i go to an ivy league college, and i work in the government,not as a temp, i have my own office....hmmm and at only 20 years of age. what are you..like 40? is this is the only enjoyment you get in your life....making fun of those more successful than your ass, so it will make you feel better about your lame useless life? why don't you just jump off a bridge already?

you can say that you always have the last word...but...could you...really?

I am more than satisfied with the way my extremely privileged life is. If you don't believe me you can look up the median-income for Plandome, NY... it's money you're never going to see in life.

But my husband is looking for a new secretary if you're ever thinking about leaving the projects in DC. But sorry, you're not allowed in our town for dinner parties.

well damn. YOU have a HUSBAND? no wonder your so CRANKY...i heard "gay" people often are. :)

PLANDOME..SUPERDOME..MOTOR-HOME..same thing.

*privelidged*...isn't that code for
->dillusional<-?

That's right, privileged is code for "rich whitey" who doesn't set off all the clerks in stores to man the cameras & block the front doors.

cool dude! thats like soooo awesome...totally!

now go screw the security guard's ass in the same store ass like a good gay boy.

um, can you speak that in english please? Oh sorry, I meant ebonics. Then I'll find a darkie washington to translate it to english for me.

u seriously need to quit watching BET and
get up-to-date in the "racial relations" department.

I don't watch black television because it would turn me into a dumb crackwhore like the rest of its viewers. And I enjoy plenty of race relations... when I need my golf clubs cleaned at the club they get done very quickly. Same goes for the car wash.

ooops, thats right! all you CAN watch is BARNEY AND FRIENDS and THE WIGGLES. i keep forget your IQ is -0.

*As for your "golfclubs getting cleaned"? why the hell should i care about what you make your FATHER do to pay you back for MOLESTING you?

forgetting,does.

Oh yeah, my Dad molested me. Yeah, he died a few months ago from lung cancer but thanks anyways you cotton-picking, slave ass whore.

I take shit from anyone & give it back thrice, but don't your poor nigger ass ever fucking bring up my father. At least I knew who mine was. And he provided me & my family a glamorous life that you'll never, ever experience. Nig.

YOUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, YOUR UGLY, MUGLY FATHER.....LALALALALALALALALALALALLALA

PLEASE JUMP THROUGH THE COMPUTER NOW, AND HIT ME. OH, THATS RIGHT...U CAN'T.

DUMBASS, CRACK. since you want ot be funny and call people a NIG. what a VIRGINAL PESTICIDE you are. geesh.

You want to start with me I will get even more bucknasty on your stained ass. You food-stamp collecting, living off the system & "gubment" cheese, big-lipped porchmonkey.

spearchucker - that's my all-time favorite.

hmmmm. lets see:

• Bubba
• Cracker
• Hick
• Hillbilly
• Honkey
• Hoosier
• Hucklebuck
• Huff
• Pea-pickers
• Peckerwood
• Poor White
• Redneck
• Trailer trash
• White Niggers of America
• Wigger
• Yokel

OH YEAH...and DUMBASS*

please do get bucknasty..thats the only thing you're good at doing..you know, ever since you realized that you have no worth in this world.

by all means...feel free to get bucknasty.

YEE-HAW!

To repeat myself, the above stereotypes are totally true for the poor people in the south and don't really relate to me.

Click on this link: http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/genInfo.php?locIndex=1438
If you scroll down click on "Plandome Population"... there are 1200+ whites & 3 blacks. Hilarious. They bring down our median-income level obviously.

how old are you? seriously?

here's another website 4 you:

www.kissmyass.com/couldcarelesswhitey.php

I am definitely older than you, sister sledge. And while I don't necessarily believe in a lot of the things I have said to you I am enjoying bugging the shit out of you because you are nothing more than some insolent little idealistic moron who doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut.
While I am the boss of people I can get away with such behavior - you will never be the boss of people and with your attitude will not be going very far in life, chica.

Oh & you're too stupid & lazy to give me a website address that has a link so I don't have the time to copy & paste it. But hope you had fun checking out mine. Keep dreaming...

dreaming of what? you drowning? hmmm that would be a nice dream.

be back in 5, im going to go take a little nap.

stop lying..you're like twelve or four. if you aren't...i feel soooo sorry for you. this is the better part of your day?

geesh...i feel sorry for the poor bastard who married your ass.

dreaming of what? you drowning? hmmm that would be a nice dream.

be back in 5, im going to go take a little nap.

stop lying..you're like twelve or four. if you aren't...i feel soooo sorry for you. this is the better part of your day?

geesh...i feel sorry for the poor bastard who married your ass.

keep dreaming of living a privileged life, without having to think everyone is staring at you in every store you go into because they think you're going to steal. Oh wait, you probably shop at Conway's or Marshall's where they all look like you there so there's no security. No worries then.

what the hell is a conways? and marshalls?

are these your past jobs or something?

hahahaha. you are so full of yourself.

really..how old are you?

wait, I need to stop laughing now. Don't know about you but I never had a job until after I graduated college. You see, I didn't have to work to get money to spend... it was given to me whenever I wanted it. I had a fucking credit card when I was 15. It's called a trust fund, but something you wouldn't know about because you're parents didn't care enough about you.

If I seem like I am your age, it is because I bring myself down to your level so you can unserstand what I am saying.

ugh yeah. quit watching True Hollywood Story on the E! network.

and i "trust" you don't know what that is, since you and your poor family can't even "fund" a television to watch it on.

you seem to be getting my upperclas family confused with your poor, low class gang for a family.

keepin' on dreaming sister sledge. It's so funny how mad you get because you're jealous. Come on - hit me with some more jealousy comments.

i'll hit you with my fist before i ever hit you with a jealousy comment.

jealous of what? i could care less about an old dried up hag like yourself. paleese.

btw-my family isn't half as poor as your deadbeat one.

looking for your next meal in a garbage can...sound familiar to you? it should, since you did it the night before.

id just like to know why not sharing a table makes you a racist? that doesnt make any sense

local income: $192,073. is that all?
WHAT A PIECE OF CHUMP CHANGE.
MY FAMILY MAKES MORE THAN THAT IN A MONTH.
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND IN TO A TEXTBOOK.