Jun 8 2006Lindsay Lohan enjoys "powdering" her nose

Maybe she was getting up to 'powder' her nose constantly because she was at the CFDA awards? What the hell are those anyways? I would get up and go 'powder' my nose as well if I was stuck at the CFDA awards. either that, or get drunk. really, really drunk.

I also like to "powder" my nose.

Maybe she has a bladder control problem due to the urinary tract infection caused by her fire crotch.

Maybe she was getting up to 'powder' her nose constantly because she was at the CFDA awards? What the hell are those anyways? I would get up and go 'powder' my nose as well if I was stuck at the CFDA awards. either that, or get drunk. really, really drunk.

C'mon people cut this little bitch a break, maybe she just had to PISS really bad, hm???

why are we looking at firecrotch skank when other sites are talking about the possible fact that Angelina Jolie just had NOT BRAD PITT'S BABY!!!

will be so awesome. i hate him for leaving jennifer for her.

I'm sure with all that food around she hoovered up as much blow as possible. could she have been more obvious? if she wants people to stop asking her if she uses cocaine, she should stop sniffing her way through interviews and making overly frequent and quick trips to the ladies'

I'm guessing sistytus

Or maybe she's one of those disgusting chicks that takes laxatives to be skinny and she had the hershey squirts, but then again, when the folks from SNL have an intervention with you....it's probably blow, and you know it must be bad, cuz they've seen it all

Anna Wintour is a WITCH and Lohan is a losery moron, no surprise there was a Level 5 bitchiness factor. And add Karl Lagerfeld into the mix, well that's just a recipe for disaster

#5, I'm sure she did...cocaine will make you run to the bathroom to pee constantly if you drink anything, let alone alcohol

Or cystitis, even

that looks like an orphaned Olsen. and WHAT IS THAT SHIRT.

Is anyone suprised? She has been a walking zombie (ie cokehead) for months now.

@6 yeah I heard that too. doubtful, since it was started by the national inquirer.

Um, this is where she really drops the millions... makes a heck of a lot more sense than just clothes shopping methinx.

hey, cocaine buzz only lasts for a few minutes....OR, she is an addicted masturbator or something.

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No kidding, you should see her stoned-out looks on GoFugYourself:
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

You just need to scroll down a bit.

A combination of laxative use and cocaine...I wonder if you can mix the two and snort it...? God forbid she should eat anything at a dinner...that would go against her own personal ethics about food...you could throw it up afterwards Lindsay...in the privacy of your own home perhaps?

I submit that she was going to the MEN'S bathroom every few minutes to screw whomever she could find.

Her people stated that she was not in fact going to the one toilet several times, but going to multiple toilets throughout the evening.

Cocaine?

Lindsay Lohan!

NEVER!

Next thing you're gonna tell me that Britney Spears is a bad mother, The Olson Twins are anorexic and that Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.

I'd like to powder her nose with my fist.

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Maybe she's like that teen environmentalist on The Simpsons, who "won't eat anything that casts a shadow."

Why do people even bother with this cum-dumpster?

if only she would have fallen in the toilet....the water would of course cause her to melt

Anyone want to start a pool as to how long before Lil' Lindsey checks into a resort for "exhaustion" (read rehab)? As an aside, the laxative postulations do jibe nicely with Brandon Davis'assertions that her "Firecrotch smells like diarreah".

Six times, eh? You know something's going down in the little girls' room that we need to know about.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

She should powder her hair between shampoos, she's looking about due for her annual scalp-talc.
#26: high time for that, too. I'm in for a fin if she makes it to September without checking in.

Well I don't like her, but I'm finding myself taking up for her, hell I get up to pee every twenty minutes at work because I can't stand the people I work with, maybe it was just bad company or boredom, either way they're both good excuses.

Shit maybe she just had bouts of explosive diarreah attacks...God damn! can't a firecrotch just go release her bowls in peace!!!! God I'm so angry right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I LOVE anna wintour. I hope she destroy's Lindsay's 'career' and never ever lets her pose for vogue.

Go Anna Devil in Prada!!!

#20 flabby- ...in Europe
excellent

Oh please, Linsey was going to the bathroom to get repeatedly double-teamed by Italian porn stars.

Finally, we've identified someone who loves the cock more than Tom Cruise.

And for the record, Anna Wintour was just jealous. So was Kathy Griffin, but that's another issue entirely.

That's why I don't do coke, I have to hook a converyor belt to my nose to stay happy.

Crystal Meth is where it's at. No foreign competition, made locally, and a big line will keep you crazy for 8 hours. Buy American!

hmmmmmmmmmm well all she needs to do now is a kate moss, and get her picture taken while doing coke, she could then apolagise, get dropped from a few films, publicly go to rehab, start hanging out with a socially acceptable crew and get paid even more for even better films!

I'm confused. If she knows Karl Lagerfeld well enough to be his date, why does she wear clothes that look like they came from the Salvation Army?

I used to powder my nose every 15 minutes whenever I'd go out. It kept me skinny and I kept my powder in my bra. Looking at an image of Lindsay makes me feel like I've got an upset tummy and runny shits.

#36 - Because Karl degsigns clothes that look like they're from Goodwill. He used to be a bad-ass now, he's just a strange fag.

My mom use to make me go to church when I was younger, not the youth group, but the long-ass sermons... I would get up and "go to the bathroom" like 8 times in a 2 hour period. In reality, i was sneaking in to the nursery and eating their snacks...

#18 - Not that I know from personal experience...but dealers typically cut cocaine with baby laxative, and yes, you can snort the two of them in combination...many have. And said combination would certainly explain multiple visits to the bathroom...

Skankzy Hohan probably just thought it would be better to explain it away by saying that she had to go "powder her nose" than by saying "I've gotta go blow some mud"...

plus crystal lets you fuck for days...

I don't care if this was the Spears-Federline "Cheeto-Fuck Dat Ass" hillbilly convention to raise awareness of oral hygiene and the importance of protection when porking one's sister. There is no excuse for being a bad guest at any event. She should have apologized to the hostess or excused herself permanently if she wanted to take a trip to the Colombian ski slopes.

I was raised by etiquette Nazis, spent a long time learning the proper way to eat at banquets and dance, and while a lot of it is ridiculous it amazes me that the "highest" class of people in America have absolutely no class.

no way Lohan could have a blowout every fifteen minutes for 3 hours...bitch doesn't even eat

It takes a lot of blow to gussy up to the musty old balls of a man like Karl Lagerfeld. Not that I would know or anything.

#40 - Are you serious? She's not going to the bathroom to take a dump because it's cut with laxitives. It's to DO MORE COKE. Hi, this is Earth. Have we met?

The reason for her not getting wet, on the other hand, is becuase she's multiplies like a Gremlin.

she probably had Urinary incontinence

"Urinary incontinence — loss of bladder control."

#23 - I liked Homer's diet (when he was trying to get fat so he could work at home) where if he rubbed his food on anything and it turned clear, have no fear. Him and Bart rub the food on the wall at the Krustyburger and they can see outside. Awesome.

#31 0 Anna Wintour is renowned as a complete cow. There's an item on Gawker Stalker today that reports AW smells like a cross of 'wet rug and menapausal chic'. The truth is AW in her late forties is every inch the self-obsessed moron that LL is shaping up to be. Apparantly at Conde-Nast, if you happen to be at the elevator when the old cow is heading up to Vogue, you have to wait for the next. Anna is special and travels alone.

Her looks are gone. You'd need to be on drugs to screw her.

Maybe because all of her movies have tanked, she was working in the kitchen as well, you know, for the extra cash. "Order up!" "86 the filet!"

um #42 "highest class" you HAVE to be joking.

She had to run to the bathroom to fan her firecrotch, actually.

#42 Celetina. I hope you are kidding. Lindsay Lohan, just because she is famous wouldn't be considered "The Highest Class" Her mother was a wannabe Rockett and her father has been in jail for fraud. She is just some little down home girl from New Jersey that has had buckets of money dumped on her.
This is what people forget. Most of these movie stars are uneducated idiots that are now making tons of money. Thats why they all act Ghetto Fabulous and have the manners of fishwives. (I NEVER get to use the term fishwives...this is a good day)

Oh, and back to what I was going to say...I now think that she is going to pick up speed and hit rock bottom BEFORE Tara Reid.

I think she really kept doing that so she could seem cool because she heard that line in Pulp Fiction. She's probably never even done coke and most likely chops up her xenadrine pills and snorts them in public so people can see that she's cool and does drugs just like Uma Thurman.

#40 sikofdis- "blow some mud" is almost the best thing I have ever read.. I'm crying actual tears, thank you.

I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for this.

That "powder her nose" line was probably just an excuse for Lindsay to step outside and make a phone call to one of the several men overseas she is dating.

Those overseas paramours sure do come in handy. It's like the L.A. hill trash version of having a girlfriend in Canada.

#55 - glad to brighten your day...

#45 - no, I wasn't serious...thought the mud-blowing comment might've cleared that up...

Exerpt from one of Lohan's many trips to the bathroom:

Lindsay: (steadying herself in front of the mirror) Comon Lindsay, you can do it! All you have to do is take the sponge and wipe it across your nose. That's it. That's it....(Takes the makeup sponge and grazes her forhead).

Shit this is hard (heavy breathing)....I need a drink. I'll try again later.

*Exits the bathroom*

she's freaking 19, that's how 19 year olds act. she needs to start hanging out on myspace like other kids her age and quit playing grown up with uncle karl.

Lindsay's only 19? I keep thinking she's in her mid-twenties: she sure looks like it. This is not going to end well.

I was actually serious about the "highest class" comment, but in a facetious manner. Obviously these people aren't classy; they're loudmouthed, obnoxious, drug-fueled freaks, but we pay money for photographs of them and fund their lifestyles. We treat them as though they're high-class, and that's what bothers me.

I smell bulimia....

#61, Agreed, but if it makes you feel better. I think we're in for a few years of progressivly more and more entertaining Lohan Stories before they finally find her dead in a cheap motel room in Inglewood, heroin needle in one hand, pistol in another hand. Days later the autopsy report will determine that she died choking on the semen of the desk clerk after blowing him to pay for the room and actually died before she could take her own life....so I mean, there is that to look foreward to isn't there?

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I understand that the penis of a homeless man was still wedged into her vagina. Apparently it got stuck in a cheese-like substance, and he had to gnaw it off.

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Hey, you gotta do what you need to to survive. Remember the guy who sawed off his own arm to get free from that boulder? Same principle.

P.S.
That's really gross, Tranny.

*rolls eyes* if she's too young then go play in a sandbox... I don't need to hear about her trying to hook up with Brett Ratner and Karl Lagerfield

66 sita

She can't play in the sandbox, a cat will bury her.

Maybe she just had a shiny nose that day...

Maybe she just likes appling make up...

Maybe she figures... "hey, it beats eating".

maybe she had a urinary tract infection

or maybe she has a small bladder and she was nervous?

no, I think everyone realizes that she was hitting the bumps...

69: Now that you mention it, the natural reaction to someone going to the bathroom a lot at a party would be to ask if they are feeling okay. The fact that Wintour got so angry instead suggests that after the first couple trips to the restroom, Lindsay must have been coming back to the table with a little white mustache and cold, shaky hands.

Eh. While I do not dispute the fact that Hohan is a raging coke whore, I also find it entirely plausible that sitting at a table with a bunch of old people (Anna Wintour is like a combo of the Crypt Keeper & the biggest Bitch to ever live... The stuff nightmares are made of, really) for two hours might not exactly be "fun" and making excuses to leave as often as possible is not only to be expected, but completely rational behavior.

Does she not realize that she is ugly? She is the ugly girl with the freckles everyone picked on in grade and high school. But,she's different, I guess. She's a cheap whore and a coke whore. I bet her parents are so proud.

She could just be preggers with Fez's baby...hey, it could happen!

I think she's just an ugly and untalented whore who desperately seeks attention. Maybe someone should hook her up with Jessica Simpson's old man.

62: Ugh, I swear to God, bulimia just makes me sick! *rimshot*

She probably had the skeeters.

Is it her or one of the other "It Girls" who is always eating at Taco Bell?

Anyone else see a Jack Nicholson resemblance in this picture?

yeah, maybe she just likes "appling" make up. I swear, you could just read the first words of the comment without looking at the name, and you'd already know which dumbass wrote it.

die die die die!!!!!

I just love my nose alright. Powdering it, sticking stuff up it, what's the difference?

LINDSAY'S TOP TEN REASONS FOR DOING COKE

10. Who wants to piss away an entire night SLEEPING?

9. It makes my gums feel funny.

8. I want superhuman powers akin to Kate Moss'.

7. My money's not going to just spend ITSELF, you know!

6. Those 5 a.m. interviews on the Today show.

5. It takes stout Colombian drugs to mask my insecurity and feelings of worthlessness. Okay, whatever! Who wants to do it with me now?

4. Compulsive shopping's more fun with a buzz. Like, $9,000 more fun.

3. It helps "burn" the image of Wilmer's disgusting uncircumcised hornet from my brain.

2. Everybody knows eating is for fat girls.

AND LINDSAY'S #1 REASON FOR DOING COKE:

1. Herbie: Fully Loaded was the apex of my career; it's all down hill from there.

All of you who are mentioning the fact that Lindsey is only 19, have hit the nail on the head. When I was 19, I wasn't hanging around socializing with people in their 40s, 50s and 60s, unless my parents dragged me to my Nana's bday party. Why do these middle aged and elderly people insist upon hanging around with teenagers? And why do these teenagers even matter? When is the last time anyone took a 19 year old's opinion about anything, seriously?

...and I thought she kept her youthful shape by diet and exercise....well she did..
no food and incorporating high impact running to the bathroom to "powder her nose"....good ol' coke head....fully loaded

#81 Sweetcheeck.....Fucking hilarious

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/400/blo1.3.jpg

Classic Coke Whore pose! ROFL...

82 I think it's the other way around
Lohan grovels for attention and then acts like she doesn't want to be at the Hollywood event... I say don't go to anymore Hollywood events then ... no one would miss her... seriously.
as for the young thing... the CFDA is a privilege to get an invite... other 'young' stars there included Amanda Bynes, Rihanna, Scarlett Johanssen... bitch wormed her way into a seat at the host table and then needed to act like this... she deserves any judgement

"Maybe she has a bladder control problem due to the urinary tract infection caused by her fire crotch. "

Oh MAN, that was good lmao!

I am going to powder my nose right now Anna Wintour be dammed ! And Lindsay isn't doing coke she's drinking toilet water, poor girl.

oh no, not another one...

Lohan ready to work retail to feed habit

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606090096jun09,1,5783235.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true

just stfu
take a week off
holy fuck
can anyone shut this bitch up?
ok?

screw coke..
she was prolly throwing up her dinner

you know i would hate to have to say something bad about her,but her horrible reputation makes me say she was doing something,puking,cocain,just something that made her go that much,or she really had to go pee or she took some medicine to make her go so she would have an excuse at a boring event!either way HAHAHAHAHAHA