Jun 2 2006Lindsay Lohan doesn't like being called a fire crotch

Look, Brandon. If you're going to call her a fire crotch at least REALLY set her in fire. She should just kick him in his oily, decrepit little penis.

First Bitches!

#2 - Haha!

Ok, not first...Damn you Jacq!

I was gonna be first but I hadn't signed in so it failed me.

Actually (speaking of Nazi Germany) the whole reason Erwin Rommel was "asked" to commit suicide, is because he called Hitler a fire crotch.

Could she keep bringing more attention to this? God, now even my Grandmother is calling people fire crotches in the home.

I think she should accuse him of being 'Brandon Davis'

I would have thought that a written apology would have been more of a stretch for Brandon than a videotaped one. Of course, he probably didn't write the apology by himself, but he seems like the kind of guy, who has trouble writing his own name, so he probably struggled long and hard trying to sign it.

Well, maybe she should consider stopping being such a fucking STD ridden firecrotch. Just a thought.

What is America comming too? Since when are people not allowed to express what they feel about another person? Freedom of speech. This is America not the USSR!!!!! Lindsay just because you're a celebrity does not mean you can sue everyone for saying mean things about you.

Lindsay Lohan has so many crabs, six people died during filming of "The Deadliest Catch" on her vagina during shooting last season.

# 6&7
LOL
I wish my grandma used such terms. And Hitler was almost certainly a firecrotch.

Fire crotch! Fire crotch! Fire crotch!

The judge will sentence Hohan to a three month treatment Valtrex.

I'm having my lawyers sent Lohan a letter threatening her with a lawsuit if she doesn't stop doing so much blow. She's affecting the national supply, causing dangerous shortages! Oh, and the firecrotch thing. My lawyers will have to do something about that as well.

I would love to see him make an apology video. priceless

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

#12 Funniest thing I've read on here.

1. I can't tolerate this foul slut.

2. "Freedom of speech" does not mean what you think it does. It does not mean "the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want." You can't go up to your boss and call him a shit-eating prick without expecting to get fired. "Freedom of speech" means you can say whatever you want to about the government without retaliation.

I mean I kinda understand where Lohan is coming from . . . I'd be pissed if someone was calling me a firecrotch . . . then again I'm not a gross and disgusting whore . . .

Good god... that chick is fucking annoying. Just like the new movie she made. What a waste of space.

The girl in the background looks like she smells something rotten and fishy.
I wonder what it could be...

@20: a tuna melt

Together now...

He...was...drunk...

Yeah, he's a loud, obnoxious, pig-boy, but so are a lot of people, they just don't get caught on tape. Paris is a fuckin' bitch for encouraging him and if that red-tie guy was supposed to be keeping things under control he failed miserably.

Lindsay Lohan has every right to be angry, but threatening to sue if he doesn't give a videotaped apology?! Brandon Davis may be a worthless piece of scum, but you aren't looking too classy in comparison, fire-crotch.

#17 . . . true, but I think that Brandon has the right to say what he wants about Lohan. That is protected by our constitution.

She got a written apology... that's more than she deserves.

I heard someone actually caught polio from her crotch. Polio.

I didn't know Feed_Me was one of her friends, thats kind of cool they let her stand in the backround.....

Feed_me, just to show no hard feelings I just donated $250,000 dollars to Hershey's and will release an apology tape the next time "The Biggest Loser" comes on.........

She looks like Slash in that hat. Oof.

First, stop it with all the 1st bullshit! That is not a comment! No one cares! What are you 10? Second, Lindsay Lohan is just a bad person. We all know it, she knows it and, apparently, Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton know it. Well fire crotch=bad person, right? Lindsay Lohan, quit your goddam bitching about every aspect of your life, NO ONE LIKES YOU.

That woman's nose is way too small to be Feed_Me. Unless she starts to lie. Then her nose will get bigger and she could actually be mistaken for her. But the bitch better tell a lot of lies.

she looks like the chick from the bryan adams "run to you" video. if anyone knows who i'm talking about i'll be impressed

17: Not quite. Even speech against the government can be regulated: incitement to riot, treasonous speech, etc.

Hitler was a fire crotch???? Did he smell of diarrhea too? And I bet he was worth like $50.00...he should sue.....in the same court as Lindsey Lohan

THANK YOU #17 nortex00 !!!

You are correct: far too many people don't understand that, and don't understand that there are still libel and slander laws. First Amendment doesn't protect people from saying whatever they want to whomever they want whenever they want.

Feed_Me's nose is so big, she makes pinocchio look like a cat.

I can't believe no one said anything about her stupid hat. If she can sue Brandon, can I sue her for wearing leggings and that hat??

What charity wants money courtesy of Lindsay's fire crotch?

#24 -- Sorry, but you're wrong. #17 got it right. Brandon Davis COULD be held liable for his slander.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libel

http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html#Am1

Oh no, not POLIO!!! AAAAH!!!! I guess I'd better get the ol' iron lung out of storage...anyways, there's two words for this: EXTORTION and BLACKMAIL. He already apologized, that should be sufficient. Like Lindsay is that fucking concerned about her reputation? Please. If she was, you'd think she'd stop fucking everything with a cock, stop doing clubbing, doing coke, etc, and maybe act like she has a modicum of class. Fake it til you make it, Lindsay.

Pinky, will you marry me? You whore.

If you mixed Feed_Me with Lindsay Lohan, would you get Danny Bonaduce in 30 years?

Papa: you had me at whore.

You know I was kinda surprised when Brandon Davis didn't say the obvious, that Paris Hilton is a walking STD ridden fire crotch! I mean if anyone's as bad it's definitely Paris Hilton. That bitch is nasty, and not the good nasty!

Off to the bathroom to give birth to another "lindsay lohan"

#7 - Well, are they?

This whole debacle makes me feel like Nazi Germany. When I think of either of the two, I recall the "fuck!" feeling that you get at about 5:45 when the birds are starting to chirp and the sun's rising because you've been up snorting lines and talking about nothing for the past 8 hours.

is the "charitable donation" lindsay's bank account? cause the last i heard, she was worth only $7 million. what a poverty-stricken bum.

@44 Mine always looks like a black midget holding a kernel of corn............

There was a kid named Michael Queeflander in my 7th grade algebra class who called me a "turd-sniffer" once. So I took a dump in a shoe box and put it in his locker, along with a note that said, "Who's the turd-sniffer NOW?"

So it seems that the logical course of action would be for to Lindsay to douse Brandon's balls in kerosene and actually set fire to his crotch. And then politely inquire as to the true identity of the firecrotch.

She actually plans to donate the $250,000 to the "Dr. Rokter Soup Experience", which is really just going to be a giant tanker truck filled with warm carrot and celery soup I plan to spray on homeless people. I need the extra money for the P.A. system to play classic rock and modern country. Both of which attract homeless people.

poor brandon davis is getting so much crap for saying what is obviously a biological fact.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii DARDOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48, she doesn't need to douse him in kerosene. that kid is oily enough to start a blaze at the slightest spark.

although she' on her right, I hate when celebrities sue other people for every single thing they do to them. Big deal! call him firecritch, Linds, you will be even.

21: Nice. :)

Actually doesn't Lindsay simply have a firemuff?? Paris has the firecrotch.

49, seeing that she is homeless and living in a motel, lindsay would probably appreciate that. just tell her it's a liquid form of cocaine and squirt it up her nose till she chokes.

"...Lohan may sue him if he doesn't make a $250,000 charitable donation..."

That money is to be sent to the Ginger Kids Foundation.

Cruelity has been inflicted upon Gingers for far too long.

It's time our attitudes change...save a Fire Crotch by donating whatever you can to the Ginger Kids Foundation. You won't regret it...at least, not immediately.

38. If that's true than that's stupid. Libel and Slander laws are rediculous. I think people should have the right to say what they want.

I feel bad for Feed ME you guys are assholes. She's not a celebrity, why are you making fun of her. The rule should be you can't make fun of what other posters look like unless you post YOUR picture. Naked picture. With a puppy in it. And a pair of pliers, or a slurpee. Seriously though she's probaly killed herself by now.

paris actually has a "speedbumpcrotch".

@47, THAT was funny.

Holy crap this chick is a LOSER!!! Get a life woman! Uh oh! I wonder what she's going to do to all of us when she finds out what we've been saying about her. Yikes! Beware the wrath of Lohan!!!

you know, these kinds of nicknames stick with ya forever- no 200k donation to charity is going to stop people from calling her firecrotch for the rest of her life
it reminds me of cucumber-chick back in high school, I mean, a girl masturbates with produce one time and to this day I think the principal still calles her "cuke"

long live firecrotch

Ugh, I dread to think what a written apology from Brandon might look like. A) I am entirely sure he can't spell for shit (he probably can't read for that matter) and B) can you imagine the paper it was written on? ugh, it would be dripping with disgusting dripping grease.

http://celebreligion.com

It is hilarious that Paris was laughing about all of the shit that Brandon was saying. Lindsey's crotch hasn't starred in a porn and been viewed by 3/4 of the free world. Except in places where people aren't free - then it's used for torture. Geneva Convention my ass.

Hey - everybody quit picking on Feed_me. She's really funny. I saw how that stupid crap started and I think that we need to save those feelings for Whipper and Sherry.

P.S. I miss MeganHarris.

It'd be easier to spot the Virgin Mary in a tortilla than it would be to read whatever Brandon writes on his Big Chief in Crayola.

@47 what happened to the fried chicken and watermelons....did they drop in the pot?

#64 An "A Confederacy of Dunces" reference? Good work.

OH! the money will go to a charity to save fire crotches, well they need all our donations now, they have a lot of work to do. Lindsay, Britney, Paris, Colin.... anyone who has ever come into any contact with Paris.

"freedom of speech" "freedom of speech."

Will the people who keep saying this PLEASE, for the love of God, get a copy of the Constitution and read exactly what the 1st Amendment says and try to comprehend it?

@68: What?!? I fucking gave up homework when I discovered pot and penises.

If she sues him, will her crotch then be considered evidence?

"I present Exhibit D your honor. Lindsay, lift up your skirt."

The only thing she could sue him for is if he is lying....so since fire crotch refers to red hair I would have to assume that she is claiming she doesn't have red hair on her crotch......because it rotted and fell off.

Also, Brandon Davis is a tool but I did crack up when he said that Lindsey's dad was hotter than she was. ((Snicker))

I'm sure I wouldn't be satisfied with a letter of apology penned in crayola either, but i think the bigger issue here is the conclusions that we could jump to . . . namely that Lindsey Lohan may be illiterate and video or puppets may be the only media of communication that she understands. Additionally, making Brandon give to charity emphasizes that, in conjunction with her spending problems, she is indeed poor and may not be able to make those motel payments at the end of the day or week or however she does it. If I were Brandon, I would be weary of any charitable causes like "Lindsey Lohan's Checking Account" or one that pledges to use the money to buy sick kids medicine if they request Lindsey Lohan songs on TRL.

All I know is that the Funkitution of the United States guarantees me the right to get down.

All the people I've ever met that have read "Confederacy of Dunces" were stuck-up college philosophy majors who wore T-shirts with ironic messages and listened to a lot of Radiohead.
I jerked off on their libtard book and slammed it shut. Then the pages were all stuck together and they had to talk about goddamn Charles Bukowski instead.

Brandon Davis should wear a headband to hide the circumcision scars

There's an article about her "private party" in Vegas last weekend in the NYPost online today. She's got that fucking hat on. Who wears a black hat in 90+ weather? Tweaker!

#73. Damn Straight. One Nation Under A Groove? And The crabs have One Nation in Lindsay Lohan's Groove.

@65

That stuff digests, silly......

@57

I'm working on it, 7-eleven here I come......

And, Brandon is always dripping sweat, WTF? He's too fat to be a crackhead.

Oh and #48 sweetcheeks

Damn, That one got me some weird looks for cracking up a bit too loud. F-ing funny!

Chardonnay @ 11

FYI: Even the USSR is not the USSR any more. Not for quite some time now. Russia and other independent states. Just sayin'.

knew a girl once
who said...

"wanna know the real diffrence"
"between us?"

"huh? you talking to me?"

...and then she said

i have class and you don't

lol bitch, back to school :)

"If you don't say you're sorry... I'll... I'll... I'll MAKE you give a charitable donation!!!"

-Lindsey Hoehan

Wow, she's an idiot.

Know what I do when people say mean things to me? I say mean things back!

Or, the old "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" always fits...

regardless.

So, basically, she's a wimp.

Some of that stuff was funny, except when he called her poor because she's only worth 7 million. What a colossal doofus.

"Among his insults are saying that Lohan's dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she has a fire crotch"

He basically said that a guy was hot... which makes him gay. And he must have a lot of diarrhea to know what it smells like so quickly...

Or, he's just immature!

But... my question is: What is "fire crotch"????

No, seriously, what is it?

And P.S. A LOT of people on this site a make fun of her! What... you're not GOOD enough for a warning letter?

But, won't an "I take it back" from that guy work?

We have a bigger problem here people....Lindsay Hohan is slowly taking over Debbie Gibson's life!! First the 80's leggings, now the Debbie Gibson hat....what's next? Skating with the Stars??

Noooooo the only thing that will suffice for her is MONEY$$$$$. Freaking rich people.

she sure likes to sue for crotch shots/nipple shots/ anorexia claims

but this could be argued as slander.

I'd sue the bastard too, If he didn't crawl a little for me first.

slimy fuckface.

Who is Debbie Gibson?

I really hope the note said:

Sorry you're a fire crotch,

Stay sweet,

Brandon

#38 - be careful about getting your legal advice from the internet... especially wikipedia. if you read all the way down anyway, you'd see that in order to be liable for slander, the statement has to be false.

in this case, brandon davis saying lindsay lohan has fire crotch, is actually true.

She can shove it. It's America, and we can say just about whatever crazy shit we want. If she doesn't like being called firecrotch, she'd really hate it if I went to the paparazzi and told them about how she totally digs felching man-jizz out of Paris Hilton's bunghole while dressed like Ben Franklin. Allegedly. See - I said allegedly, so it's totally cool because it means it's my opinion.

WOW- I guess I just showed my age! Debbie Gibson was the Britney Spears of the 80's....without the grease stain that is K-Fed. She was known for that goofy black hat and leggings and for her bitch fights with Tiffany the Mall Singing Queen.

tell you what... [:)]
...if i had
...a
...firecrotch
...i
...think
...i'd
...be
...kinda [ :) }

proud of it :)

lol :)))

In related news, Mayim Bialik from the TV show Blossom threatened to sue Lindsay Lohan for failing to return her hat and leggings.

#96- Good call!

Okay, I just watched the vid of Brandon Davis...

First thing that struck me is:

He's fat.

The second thing was:

He is trash!

Guess that comes from not working a day in his life. No sence of someone who has worked for their money. I like Lindsey Lohan now... and I do not like Paris Hilton anymore!

If you say "It's America, we can say what we want."

I say..

"It's America... we can sue who we want"

#94... it's okay... at least "Debbie Gipson" didn't use the phrase "fire crotch"... so I think you should be kind of proud... lol.

I VAUGELY remember the TV show Blossom... sis that girl Six talk really fast?

If the ailment is fire crotch, would being frigid cure it?

And BTW... #6 was actually first because he wrote the first witty comment!

#102.. I watched the video, and I think that that ever so classey man was referring to the color of her hair. The color of fire.

I thought he was referring to the sensation he felt after doing her

Plyus, no matter what he says about Lindey Lohan... at least she dosen't have herpes.

I think Tux help extinguish the fire crotch--at least that's what the commerciall claims.

No, because that might be a compliment...

...or
...the
...feeling
...that
...she
...feels ?

more?

Tucks is for fire booty

oops, *commercial*

Ok Lindsay sorry to break it to you but the world doesn't revolve around you.
If you are going to play with the older kids learn how to take the HITS!!!!

Plus, all he was talking abotu on the video was how he would never ever do her.

And all I was thinking is "She has her standards."

OK, I just got back....had to run outside real fast and save someone's life. Damn kids and their razor scooters.

And here's my comment: Lambananas, shut up. I have never attacked anyone other than Edna, but you have got to be the KIng of Pudwhacks. And, you offend on so many levels; Grammar, spelling, ideology, post-frequency, and I'm told, body-odor.

So please, take a day off.

#112... but he didn't have to be immature like that... he deserves to be sued.

#108- I'm not sure what you've heard, but having a burning sensation after sex is NOT a compliment....hehe

68 - AMEN! Problem - half of these people cannot read.

Well ordinarily I would never defend her as well she is hayness. But as a real redhead I feel for her situation, being a natural red head you get teased ALOT as a kid and well that video reminded me of some of the nasty things said to me as a kid. I like the 250k donation but maybe it should go to support the melatonin challenged red-headed step child fund. Then again she could just ignore it and get the same result.

I think she is slightly more strawness than hayness.

Isn't Firecrotch a character from the new X-Men movie? I always get those damn mutants mixed up.

@120

If it's not, it should be.

@117

That's right I'm banging my Cro- Magnon fore h e a d

agains t the key b oard and som ehow it's

com ing out O kay!

I wonder if Feed_me can smell what i'm thinking...?

feed_me will not return until oshkosh,stallion, and papa-nuts apologize and make a donation to new orleans so they may purchase more body bags and remove the stench...

Feed-Me's new myspace page:

http://www.proboscismonkey.org/

release a damn tv statement? does it have to be live too...
someone's a tad defensive ... and watch she hooks up with random guy number hundred right after... loser.

Holy shit lamebanana.

Hopefully the Davis charity money goes to buy you a personality.

@85
Firecrotch is someone who has red hair..."down there".
Even though Davis is a fat disgusting sweating slob...it is still kind of funny to see his DSL's flapping together calling Blowhan a firecrotch.

Holy crap, you guys, you're STILL throwing personal insults at me? Tsk, tsk. You're seriously taking after Whipper/Iambananas.

M@ce,

That's not nice, I never said a mean thing to you. I frequently laughed at your posts, and this is how you behave?

I can't believe all this bashing came out of a (tacky) joke I made, which wasn't even directed at anyone, and then you turn around and start calling me foul names. I guess you guys could plead temporary insanity from having no new post, but isn't it time we moved on? Doesn't the threat of being compared to Whipper/Iambananas strike the fear of God into you? I won't post my myspace page anymore, since it offends you so much, but I'd appreciate it if you'd lay off. And by the way, I am neither Jewish or Middle Eastern.

@#94:

"Debbie Gibson was the Britney Spears of the 80's..."

Oh HELL no. No way.

Debbie Gibson was not the Britney Spears of the 80s.

Debbie Gibson was (and still is) talented and worked hard to write, perform, and produce her own songs when she was barely old enough to drive.

Sorry but to compare Debbie to Britney is like comparing George W. Bush to Thomas Jefferson....

129

it's about fucking time!!!!

WAY To give it back Feed_Me_Chimichangas!

131

I don't know if you're happy to see me or what, but, whatever. Been working hard, or hardly..blah blah.

132

I wasn't going for "scathing comeback", I don't really care enough to bother. And who are you? I don't recall ever seeing you post anything worthwhile.

133

VERY glad to see you...

did't take you as one who would back down from a scrape...

133
I am just passing through.
I heard there were some great posts here reagrding Jake Gayenhall and Nate Portman and had to stick around

@#130 I'm sorry too- sorry you know so much about Debbie Gibson's musical triumphs. I was referring to her popularity and being dubbed a "pop princess." As far as her acutal musical talent- they both suck, and will continue to suck until the day George W. Bush lives up to Thomas Jefferson's presidential awesomeness. (speaking of....was he awesome?)

#130: You HAVE to be Debbie Gibson. Who else would defend her with such vehemence? I mean, really-a HELL no AND a No way?

135

Well keep on passing....we'll miss you.

136

yea he was...he banged one of his hot slaves and had some kids by her...

may have been the first dead-beat dad...

Furthermore, comparing anyone to Britney is like pitting Tchaikovsky against a chimp with a casiotone.

38: Not likely that he could be liable. First, Lindsay's a public figure; she'd have to prove actual malice. Second, it would be very easy to argue that he's joking. Third (related to point 2) she'd have to prove that reasonable people would believe it was intended as fact. Given the reference to a 7 foot clit, tough sell.

134

No, Fridays are busy here, plus we're short one person and I'm picking up the slack...

137

I prefer Pat Benetar. Who else could do that stupid dance and make it look cool?

141

I was starting to fall asleep at your legal lecture, then was jerked from my reverie by "7 foot clit". Way to go.

142

...love is a battlefield...

I can't leave until I learn a little more about the history of debbie gibson

EVENIN' FUCKTARDS!!! I SEE SOME OF YOU BOYS, GIRLS, AND FREAKIN' CONFUSED MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!!!

PAPANONUTS ... MISSISSIPPI AND LOUISIANA ARE THE COLLECTIVE CROTCH OF THE UNITED STATES. EDUCATION, CRIME, OBESITY, POVERTY, CORRUPTION, YOU MUST BE PROUD. YOU COULD BUY HALF OF YOUR STATE WITH YOUR FREAKIN' FOODSTAMPS, AND IT WOULD STILL BE A LOSER INVESTMENT!!! THE FRENCH SURRENDERTARDS WERE FREAKIN' GENIUSES TO DUMP THAT SHITHOLE FOR PENNIES AN ACRE!!! WAS JEFFERSON "AWESOME"? WHAT DO YOU THINK, HISTORYTARD!!!

ITALIANSTALLION ... IMPRESSIVE NAME THAT SUGGESTS A VIRILE MAN, WHICH PROBABLY MEANS YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR FREAKIN' MINISCULE COCK-GNAT WITH BOTH HANDS AND A FLASHLIGHT!!!

THE BALLSACK HAS A PROPOSITION FOR YOU ( DON'T GET EXCITED COONTARD AND PONYTARD, MISTER SHRIVELED DOESN'T SWING THAT WAY ) ... YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF OTHER POSTERS LARGE NOSES, AND WE WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR MICROSCOPIC PENISES, FREAKIN' HOMOTARDS!!!

145

Okay, carry on.

144

I do that stupid dance when I'm drunk. Good times.

145

she's now debrah gibson, and she posed nude for playboy a few years back...

To all those arguing about who I compared Debbie Gibson to.....you should to be ashamed of yourselves. We are not giving Miss Lohan the proper respect she and this whole situation deserves. After all, SHE was the victim of FireCrotch.

YOU TOO M@CETARD, WAY TO PILE ON, YOU FREAKIN' "SLAM"TARD COCK-GNAT!!!

Wow.

Mister White Shrivelled Ballsack to the rescue. How very odd.

I think's that's the first time he's ever directed anything to any specific person on here.

136: Actually no proof if he did or didn't father a kid by Sally Hemmings. DNA testing only revealed that someone from his family did, and one of his brothers was well-known to bang the slaves. The allegations against TJ were made by political opponents.

That said, wouldn't surprise me if he did pop her once or twice.

145- ask #130- obviously an expert on all things Debbie.

148

Yeah, I was gonna ask about that...I think I saw a "Debrah" Gibson on some judge panel, and I was very disturbed.

Heh, I thought Morton Downey, Jr. was dead...

150

Well, you can't really blame him, feeding frenzy and all, he smelled blood and his eyes rolled back in his head, and everything went black.

146

and in other news...

louisiana congressman william jefferson (no relation) was caught with $100,000 of bribe money in his freezer...

he probably kept it there because it would float in a flood...

Pat Benatar is a rock and roll icon. Her husband rocked and she rolled baby.

Fire and Ice is a great song and remember all ye biyatches,
Hell is for Children.

As for the firecrotch and her new hat, I kinda like that picture. Lindzer I promise to make them stop calling you firecrotch but you have to swallow my crotch.

C'mon I know you can do it. Ho it up Linzer, ho it up.
America's favorite ho.

(The mantle was passed from Christina Skankarella)

I hear that Debbie Gibson smelled like Diareah and wasn't as hot as her dad.

one word: fucktard

...could Ballsack be a true gentleman? That was actually very gallant, in an obscenity-strewn-post-kinda-way!

152

yea but if you had a piece of ass like kizzie, how could you resist???

159

But she WAS hot shit.

Feed_Me, are you lebanese? I personally don't think there's anything wrong with your looks/nose, I was just wondering.

oh... & post 93 was BRILLIANT.

No, I'm Mexican.

166: Isn't the P.C. term for that Greencardilly Challenged? ;)

I still love you Feed_Me, and I think are HOTT.

Looking at that picture, it appears that Boy George and Tara Reid had kid. Good for them.

Er, a kid.

166

dude, quit talking to yourself...

the portman thread took a little out of everyone...

Just speaking in third person! :) All the cool people do it.

I like Loinsy's bodyguard in the background. That's the real reason brandon "F-bag" davis apologized

Thanks, krisdylee, love you too, you are my favorite cuntalicious bitch. I STILL don't have a picture of you, send it NOW! I think I sent you an email before. I'll be expecting it to be there when I get home!

168

...Give me time
To realize my crime...

#130
hi debbie :)

how's it going' :)

Just kidding Feed_Me, since I missed out on yesterday's fun and all. I actually think you are attractive so, SMASH me.

Don't pick on Feed_Me. She has a kickass myspace page, and she makes me laugh until I pee my pants. She's the reason I have to stock pile Depend's undergarments. Well, that, and my fetish for old folk paraphernalia. You should see my collection of catheters and rolley toilet seats. HOT!!

Firecrotch UBER ALLES!

@161
I know, I am amazed! It makes me want to tenderly hold his ballsack while he jerks off in a libtard salad.

156
That one is still making me laugh.

Dear Papa Hot Nuts:

I friended you on myspace!

Sincerely, Aiivvilooo

177

i bet your hands are cold...

it would be shrivled ballsack...

180 I could dip them in icy hot for him :)

@150

It's 'SMASHTARD' if you want to be technically correct. Now go back to pulling your PUDTARD to your SPUNKTARD encrusted collection of pictures of BUSHTARD and RUSHTARD. I heard RUMSTARD will be the centerfold in next month's Sexually Confused Neocon Digest. Should be good fodder when you're tickling your shrivelled beanbags.

You know what people...you don't always know what is going on in someone's life. She HAS had a lot of problems with her father, maybe she is just emotionally wrecked, or depressed. If some people would have seen pics of me when I was going through some shit you would have thought the same thing about me, but the worst I was doing was smoking some weed. Big deal! Get over it ya'll. What did she ever do to you guys!?!

Calm the fuck down!

177- in this case, he wouldn't have to jerk off...I'll give him a hand-job on the house!

I'm not a republican though, so he would probably tie me up, force feed me a salad while making me listen to taped Rush Limbaugh shows.

did davis write his apology in crayon...

and why does'nt hohan just go with "i'm like rubber,your like glue..."

#186-- or "I know you are, but what am I?"

She don't like being called firecrotch? Then how 'bout the more accurate: sewerhole.

Don't forget to support her next indie project, Anaconda IV: Curse of the Giant Clit.

@184 Now that's service

*you're*

183--most are commenting on how lame it is to sue an individual for something he said while severely plastered and being prodded by a cackling praying mantis to make a total ass of himself.

185

i think he listens to g.gordon liddy...

183: Um, she was born, that's offense enough to merit retaliation.

OK, boys and girls, the word for the day is, ... "sarcasm." Those of you who can't read ( and M@ce, you know who you are ), please ask a big person to explain it to you.

Next time, our word for the day might be "gullible", or "misdirection", or we might double up and go with "gray propaganda", ... I haven't decided.

Oh, and the all caps thing annoys me too. I adopted it when I created this login to make fun of Mister White Secure American, who also probably made "liberal" use of todays word.

@184. Damn!!!

183

see, the way this thing works...
they post stories so we can comment on them...and most the time we're big meanies...

besides, your a real person and she's a spoiled fucktard who spends 1 million dollars a week end shopping...

Ya know....if Lohan got all bent out of shape about being called "Firecrotch," just imagine what she'd do if she read some of the more choice comments here. Once she got to sperm-burper, she'd probably shoot herself.

And I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing, either.

Wow Chocolate I don't know what the hell happened but damn. Anyway, is only a gossip blog with way to much asskissing and clicky bullshit, so fuck them up their stupid asses just keep doing ya' thing.

Because I think you can handle it, I believe that Thomas Jefferson was one of the best Presidents, and that historians will not be so kind to the cretin who now defiles that office.

Still, I reserve the right to go ALL CAPS on your ass if I think you richly deserve it. It's really not that hard to pretend to be an angry, illiterate, salad-shooting neocon with a caps lock problem.

I'm just sayin', ...

We are starting to veer way off course...can we please get back to the history of debbie gibson?

194

yea, i put that "grey prop-shit" on my hot dogs...

199: Well, she did a fairly lame Playboy spread a while back. I think she also pulled a Ricky Schroeder and makes people call her Deborah Gibson now.

201

i tried that @148...

but you spelled it better...

I thought it was "Sir Deborah" now.

I like the "Six degrees of separation here...we go from Loinsy Hohan's flaming "Beef-Drapes" to a mall hack such as Sir debbie gibson

I think she hosted a VH-1 show for a while, too. There was some hype about her big "comeback" album - which fizzled - and she got the tv show as sort of a promotional thing. Has also done some broadway shows, including Les Miserables.

BoredStiff--'cause you asked so nicely...

Debbie was a good girl and could hardly be called a media whore like Shitney. She was cute and sweet and although I thought Cyndi Lauper was miles ahead of her in artistic talent and personality, I really could tolerate Debbie. The same cannot be said for Shitney.

MisterWhiteShriveledBallsack--there's more where that came from if you continue to rescue damsels in distress...

Rose: Yeah, Debbie was far less annoying than the clustercunts out there now.

;^)

Debbie was/is nice and so is that, "I think we are alone now.." what's her face.

Heard she really loved the cock back in the day, Tom Cruise style.

Thanks 206/Wildrose. Shitney should have never dropped out of the 5th grade. Let that be a lesson. I can't think of a worse predicament than hers. (Her own fault) I would rather go "sockless" with Paris H. than give $ to kevin F-bag

206, 207

now comes the duet of "only in my dreams"...

Off topic...
Those pics of the cleaned-up K-Fed were pretty amazing (didn't get a chance to comment on them) What a little soap and water can do...

On topic...ptprez, wow, that's a blast from the past. Shit, Fa Cube, when the hell are we going to see the end of these "clustercunts"? I'm not even a feminist and these girls make me want to commit murder.

Barbados: That would be Tiffany - er Tifany I think she spelled it. Unless you mean the guy who sang it first - Tommy James.

Just wanted you all to know I am about to commit adultery....

http://jocelynsspace.blogspot.com/2006/06/matthew-mcconaughey-is-back-on-market.html

My hubby never stood a chance...

214-- Yet another fine piece of ass from Texas.

Rose: I think it's coming fairly soon, actually. Just like hair bands and supermodels, sooner or later the trend will change - just like all the girls in question went from virginal good-girls to dishrags pretty much overnight. Well, Paris never tried the "cute and innocent" angle, but all the rest did, at least to a degree.

Be sure to bring weed and bongos. :)

@214. I'm not sure you have the right equipment for the job.

214 and 215 Be careful; he "indirectly" tasted Tom Cruise and,as you know, TCLTC

Seriously, Ladies...

http://goldenfiddle.com/wp-uploads/youdbealotcoolerifyoudid.jpg

OMG, just came a little in my panites...

@219. Just because McLongAntiPhoneticName and Tom shared a beard, doesn't mean they exchanged genetic material, ...

The fact that Matt was caught by cops, playing bongos, naked, stoned, in the middle of the day, with another man, also naked, doesn't help my argument.

I'll stop now.

Kris--good luck with that endeavor. All donations previously contributed towards Big Jim's trip to L.A. will now be diverted to Krisdylee's flight fund--destination-- wherever Matthew is hanging out these days (although he more than likely will be somewhere in Canada, what with runaway production still goin' strong...)!

@220. There are four man-hands in that picture.

and, #222, Wild Rose, the fact that smokin' pot isn't so much a crime, rather a hobby that is "frowned" upon....

Jesus in tights, he is one hot fucker of a man....

Teufelhund, not caring.... man hand, woman hand... it's all good.

225- Agreed.

I'm fairly certain Penelope never had TC's twigs n' berries anywhere near her hairy taco.... but again, not caring... M McC can do me!!!!

krisdylee,

Let your freak flag fly. I'm just sayin', ...

Teufelhund, I really fucking like you.

*blushes*

I'll be back later, after I throw the kids in bed & smoke some majayjay.....

see, cuz it's really only 6:45 my time...

weird huh....

oh, and lambanas, NOBODY reads your posts... Seriously, I see that stupid name, and scroll on by....

Alright people, LL is not able to sue on the premise she was called a "firecrotch" unless she is really not a "firecrotch" and she will also have to prove "actual malice". This means that she must prove that the oil slick previously known as Brandon Davis acted with the intention to cause harm, was aware that the statement was false, or acted with reckless disregard for the truth or falsity of the statement. Since opinions cannot be considered defamatory (Gertz v. Robert Welch, Inc. (1974)),BD would only have to prove that it was his personal opinion that he thought LL's dad was really hotter than her. However, insult laws make it a criminal offense to injure the "honor and dignity" or reputation of (public) individuals, regardless of truth. If LL can show that she is a "public figure" (usually taken to mean government official), she may win.
Finally, the law is fucked, if LL gets a smart lawyer, she may pull off a spectacular win.

213

tiffany hade a much better playboy spread...giant cans!!!

234

i still believe "firecrotch' is a natural redhead...if she has to drop trow in court to prove it. i hope it's on court tv....

234

and who are you, f.u.bailey???

B-Slim, thank you, and I will keep on doing my thing!

#37

Check to Charity...250,000

Memo Lne: Fire Crotch

Yup...that is pretty well what the check is going to say....Now Will Brandon have to apologise for the check memo line?

Brandon Davis is disgusting. He looks like he shits out of his mouth and breathes out of his ass.
Not to mention must stink worse than a dead person.
He needs to buy a new bath tub instead of donating that money to charity.

damn

Does anyone really care about this douche?? She started out as sweet and wholesome, no she's just "The Hohan" - and I am sorry to say it, but I just think that Dad's been down there...you know what I mean.hmmm??

Oh and supposedly "firecrotch" is red pubic hair? not sure.

First of all, Lindsay can sue Brandon Davis for defamation as certain types of speech are not protected under the first amendment. This is not unprecedented as Tom Cruise has sued tabloids in the past that have called him a homosexual. Other celebrities have successfully sued tabloids for defamation and since Davis's statments have been recorded, he could be sued just as easily as a tabloid. As far as Brandon Davis's written apology, I'm sure it's just something his publicist released as Brandon Davis has neither the mental capacity nor the opposable thumbs needed to express himself in the written word. I would also like to say that it is a sad state of affairs when firecrotch is an insult to be thown about. Natural redheads have red pubic hair, that is not something to be ashamed of, but rather something to be celebrated. I'd love to get a peak at Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch. Additionally, a man who is dating Paris Hilton has no room to defame the vagina of any other human being. That would be like Louie Anderson telling someone they needed to lose some weight. Oh and by the way, another famous firecrotch was George Washington, before his hair turned white later in life.

The whole story/ fight is so ludicrous, and I never tire of hearing the word fire croch repeated here.
The Video from that oil slick Davis was really vulgar and trashy, and a little funny.
Especially when noting the hotness of Lindsey's dad.

241. No, she's as annoying as Parasite praying mantis Hilton and the rest.

242. IIRC from the video, the oily pig seemed to make reference to fire crotch re: her red hair but also something more. Such was the nuance of his performance.

I think Brandon Davis is a an obnoxious piece of shit, but Lindsay Lohan one ups him by turning a few drunken comments into this whole ridiculous situation. I would go from wanting to kick Brandon Davis in his fat face to thinking he was pretty cool however if he tipped back a few drinks this weekend and told Lindsay via the paparazzi that he stands by his previous statements and for her to go fuck herself and dare her to sue. Then he could spend some of his family's hard earned money amusing the world by presenting evidence that she is in fact a fire crotch with STD's and call any number of B and C celebrities who have fucked that slut to testify that he is telling the truth. Oh, in a perfect world. Fuck you Lindsay Lohan you CUNT and fuck you too Brandon Davis you mindless, self-absorbed, spoiled, cokehead piece of shit!

Also, notice the number of well below par looking girls Lindsay surrounds herself with in an obvious attempt to turn herself from a 6 on a good day to an 8. She is the once popular girl that people suddenly realize they hate, as evidenced by Brandon Davis brazenly taunting her for the white trash slut that she is...hey, the truth hurts Lindsay, just shut up and take it would be my advice.

#243 is so smart! i love it.

@213 thanks Cube yes Tifany, that reminds me, that girl and Debbie Gibson had to do mall tours and shit AND had psycho parents. I feel genuinely sorry bad for what they went thru, or maybe it's that supreme pizza I had at 11pm , haven't had a wink of sleep.

@246,It would be fun to see that greasy stinking pig bury Lohan under a mountain of litigation. I read somewhere that "truth" is an absolute defense. Just imagine the discovery process.
There's no doubt in my mind he could litigate her all the way to the poorhouse.

38 that's not true. Neither libel or slander would apply in this case for a variety of reasons (public figure, joking comment etc). Basically the comment was that Lohan is ugly. That is not libel. If it was every critic who gave a negative review would be in court. Libel is more like saying she kills puppies for fun. Well, you get the point.

Has anyone noticed how much make-up she is wearing in that pic ( and she reminds me of a chipmunk too) , i mean seriously the way i see it is if you have to wear that much make-up you must have something to hide! Also why doesnt she just say he has a small cock and that would be the end of it, plus i bet in the near future they hook up anyway!

#243 rickhatman1984.

No, Lindsey has no case. Tom can sue a tabloid for calling him "Gay" if he can prove that it is untrue, or more likely prove that the tabloid had no proof and just put out a story based on rumors. Brandon just called lindsey ugly, said she was a fire crotch refering to her pubic hair etc... She can't sue over that because there isn't a direct attack on her person that is specific and damaging. Her saying she can "sue" means nothing, you can "Sue" for anything, however that doesn't mean you can win.

has anyone noticed that herbie speaks like that handicapped kid on malcom in the middle

i

did.

LOL pinky-nip!!!! if she dosent like being talked shit about maybe she should stop being such a fucking whorebot and shut her fucking mouth. shes got her own money, shes just being a greedy,ball breaking, buck toothed bitch whos tryin to make a point out of her own mistakes. everyone knows brandon davis is an assclown.

do we really need to get out the law books for this... I think everyone has gone to kindergarden no...
her lawyers are Ftards to put this crap out... but then it's Lohan they have as a client...
bottomline she's going to continue F-ing random guys... I'm going to put my name on line and call her a ho.

"Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we've got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want."

Check again douche. This is not, nor has it ever been true. You can never slander or defame anyone. With celebrities you must establish it was done with actual malice and it detrimentaly damaged their reputation... Which is going to be pretty hard for Lohan because "truth" is an absolute defense and she is, in fact, a dirty friggin coked-out, fire-crotched, slut-bucket, ho-bag with herpes.

256--"slut-bucket," It's funny cause its true.

this is stupid... people please, you CAN sue for slander. And what brandon davis was saying was definently slander. You guys are calling her a slut but I've never actually heard any roomers (not even from this website) that she sleeps around. All she does is often wear clothes that she falls out of.
But I think the biggest point is that she's actually worked and made movies while Davis has done absolutely nothing with his life.... who is he again? Oh thats right, he's the guy who had to make fun of someone to get anyone to notice him.

she can only win her case if she can prove that due to Davis's statements, a reasonable person might actually believe that she has a 7 foot clit and fire coming from her crotch.

Damn, I hope he has a good lawyer.

Nice to see people are still obsessing over every word I read. Even after all these days of purely not typing a response to any of the children who attacked my person (and know nothing about me).

Who can I win if Children won't let something so? This is a sure sign of immaturity to keep up the insults and not let me just post.

This site used to be cool with a bunch of funny people posting, but either they haven't been taking their personality pills or they have been replaced.

Now it's just a bunch of people throwing insults at other posters. And it is quite ridiculous that they have the time to do that to a stranger online.

You read everything I type with a fine toothed comb, you memorize all my previous posts, you recall my screen name without being spoken to, you are truly obsessed. I have come to believe that Sonja is the leader of this group of obsessives. I haven't spoken directly to you don't_need_no_chocolate for days and yet she still hols some grudge of something unknown.

My message: Get over it, just leave me alone and enjoy my posts, and I will enjoy yours.

No one is obsessing over you. You are simply a punchline to everyone's jokes.

#253
hey babe :)
you wish...
but
unlike you :)
we have
no
w
arts
genital or otherwise :)

go stick tinkerbell
up your ass
you wannabe
firecrotch :)

lol :))

...are we nearly there yet?

or are we still waiting to
hear p.hilter
admit her mistakes?

lol bitch
you thought we
would like to
watch you?

got close
...but you have no idea
...what is going on
...with your betters
...and
...you
...imagined
...that you were their peer ?

lol bitch :)

back to infant school for you
where britnay
is serving
her time :)

...oh, and babe
...what part of
..."don't respond"

did you not

understand?

253--lol bitch. I can read the heaving breaths in between each line.

I think being called firecrotch is a vast improvement over the leather shorts she chose to wear in that picture...her nose looks very red in this picture...time to lay off the blow!

I am new to commenting around here, there are definitely some very funny and witty comments to be read, but as an observer does anyone agree that maybe after 200+ comments a thread might have outlived it's usefulness?

People pay me to call them firecrotch.

Ok, I lied, but I would let someone call me firecrotch for $250,000.

Ok, I lied, I'd let someone call me a shit-faced, cock-sucking, tweaking, cunt for $5.

But not on national TV. That would cost $100.

266
Ha ha, you ARE new. Last weekend we made it past 666. Good times.

253

That was comedy gold!

I am trying to think of a better user name but Fire Crotch is hard to top.

Yes, Feed Me, I read the Superficial but haven't commented. It's quite a scene.

I wouldn't like being called a fire crotch either

I know... it was long and we were all bored last weekend... what ca you do? It was fun.

270... don't change a thing... unless you aren't a redhead.

Just so you guys know, this twat Whipper_willow is posting under my name. #'s 272-273 are his, but he's pretending it isn't him. Check out the Matthew /Penelope thread to see how he follows me around, because he has nothing better to do than to pretend to know me, and (incorrectly)insult me. I don't know why he's so psychotic over me, but who can fathom the mind of a schizophrenic? I think I'm going to change my name just so he gets off my back, the flea-bitten little monkey. So whipper/lamebananas, go back to fingering your comatose mom. You'll have to find someone else to follow around. And I hope you do get banned, if not for posting under my name, then for your malicious rantings, and for never actually staying on the subject. The world is filled with enough psychos to have them come on this board, which used to be fun, until you showed up, you bloodsucking leech on the ass of humanity.

The part of the Brandon Davis thing I don't get is this: what is so bad about having a large clit? I mean, the clit serves no purpose other than sexual pleasure. I think it might make a straight man's life easier if women had really large clits that their men couldn't miss.

Thanks, Feed Me.
stingy, I like how you brought it back around to some deep analysis.
Especially an idiot like Davis- I wonder if he's mad because he still couldn't find it?

That and the unresolved sexual frustration he feels towards her dad. I swear, the more I think about it the more I think someone should do a thesis on this.

hello
i did explain
how to
switch
it
if
you
want :)

How badly I wish Lindsay would let me put her fire crotch out with my tongue ... then use friction to re-ignite the fire-crotch with my big thick 9 1/2 inch fire hose...

Oh - yeah!!! Dreams are made of that...

well, yes, this IS america...but there is also a thing called slander...maybe more people should understand what that is before going and yapping their traps and then they wouldn't have to be completely humiliated by having to apologize for calling someone something like a "fire crotch"....i think that its more humiliating to have to appologize for calling someone a fire croch rather than being one!! LOL

well, yes, this IS america...but there is also a thing called slander...maybe more people should understand what that is before going and yapping their traps and then they wouldn't have to be completely humiliated by having to apologize for calling someone something like a "fire crotch"....i think that its more humiliating to have to appologize for calling someone a fire croch rather than being one!! LOL

First of all, #248 thank you, and #252 you make some good points. In my opinion if she did choose to sue, she could probably get her case heard but not win. Although, I think she might have a chance because the key to such things is playing to the jury and while there are many people who don't like Lindsay Lohan, there are many others that do. And I don't know of any Brandon Davis fans, just people who share his distaste for Lohan not a like for him. Of course, "I'm suing" is the new "F*ck you!" and doesn't always mean legal action will take place. Hopefully, though Davis will apologize and donate the $250K which might help some people. Basically, you can love Lindsay or hate her, but you have to admit at least she's earned her money. Davis just so happened to be born into a wealthy family and has done nothing on his own to deserve it. I find it frustrating that someone has be born with such great opportunities to do good in business, creative, and/or humanitarian fields but rather chooses to spend his time mooching off of his family and berating other in a public and vile fashion.

273, 276--Yep, those damn clits are so hard to find... all front and center like that. And no, I'm not picking on you two, it's just funny to think that someone might possibly *not* be able to locate it.

Err, ok. Someone beyond the age of 17, at least.

What a surprise. She isn't really going to make him into a gentleman by threatening to sue him. What exactly is she trying to accomplish?

#281
no comment

...are we nearly there yet ? :))

Linds is hosting SNL tonight and I just caught her opening act. Her teeth look like fangs. Very well-polished, whitened fangs.

#285
no idea why
but
we dont
get
snl over here

probably too subversive :)

Maybe if you took more of an interest in political happenings more than gossip columns you might have realize America HAS become Nazi Germany