Jun 28 2006Lindsay Lohan at Social Hollywood's grand opening

OMG..........why the close up????????????

DAMN!!!!!!1

I'm waiting for the day that she finally pulls off her mask, and we find out she's really one of those old dudes from the Scooby Doobie Doo endings...

She reminds me of Sharon Stone for some reason.

her legs are disgusting. ive never like her teeth, and she looks like shes 60 in the second picture.

Woooo.....she looks haggard and worn out....like Paris' vagina or Tara Reid's liver.

I'm crying. She hurts my brain. And eyes. Well, she pretty much makes everything hurt.

The day she dies of a drug overdose, I am having a rocking barbeque. You are all invited. I already filled my propane tank.

TCLTC

fucking hell. isn't she a teenager? nineteen or something? maybe twenty? Regardless. She looks like a 40 year old bar fly.

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!

can you say 'mugshot'

wanted - is she dead or alive?

I can't believe how horrible she looks...how old is she? She needs to stay out of the bottle for a while...all the bottles be it alcohol or cocaine.

And she has skinny old lady legs.
SKINNY. OLD. LADY. LEGS.

#7

right on.

suddenly I feel happy that I still get carded for liquor and cigs...

#10 - cocaine bottles? lawl. okay.

#4 That's why she reminds me of Sharon Stone.

LOL

Now I know what lipstick on a pig looks like, so I have that going for me. . . which is nice. . .

This is what happened when her stylist punked out and flew back to LA...In a fit of desperation for a replacement-stylist she went into Park Slope and found a 75-year old Yenta to be her stylist and this is the end result.

The gutter slut looks like she put her make-up on with a paint roller.

Holy, crap, is it Halloween already?!!

People, people, we are missing the point here. She is NOT wearing those tired ass leggings! There is a God!

fucking jesus, lindsay is gross.

She looks like the Joker

Oh yeah -- TCLTC

why would a 19-year old dress like someone you'd see on a tour bus to Atlantic City? What is with the satin jacket? The only positive is at least her pupils aren't dialated and her nose isn't all red and runny and covered in white dust.

Clown-whores bring the best of two worlds together - the world of whores, and the world of clowns. Now if we could only make a Clown-whore-maid-vibrator, MY world would be complete.

awwwww...and she looks so proud of herself!

Clown-whore-maid-vibrator-unlimited ATM-espresso machine.

#23 I think they have that at the Pleasure Chest...

what is the deal? can't she just buy new skin or have someone skinned for the sake of her glory? that is what I would do with my 7 million.

what is the deal? can't she just buy new skin or have someone skinned for the sake of her glory? that is what I would do with my 7 million.

What a fresh bright "I just snorted in the ladies room again look". It really suits her.

she looks like a deformed gillian anderson in the first picture. GET THAT LIPSTICK OFF YOUR TEETH.

where is charlize? i need to see something hot.

white suit, silver bag, yellow shoes, red lipstick bad hair

wtf is wrong with her!!!

WARNING HOLLYWOOD!!

Keep your stylist happy.

This is an example of what happens when you piss him off.

i'll be honest with you - i've got quite the back-ache from digging up my grandmother for this photoshoot....thanks Nana! Your value has surpassed my past-due payments on that iron lung of yours...

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You can tell she has freckles until you get up on her, then they are all over the place

Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch. She has, like, freckles on her nipples and she totally does coke off Wilder Valderamma's toupe. She has crack-whore knees and she's such a firecrotch. She's only worth, like, $7,000,000.00. It's disgusting.

Argh...that's an eye sore. Instead of dreams about rabid clowns eating me...I will now be killed by this chick.

The horror.

can someone please tell me why a 19 year old girl has wrinkles! she has crows feet all around her eyes, and NO its not just from smiling. i dotn get wrinkles around my eyes like that when i smile.

her big scary clown face is the last thing i need to see when i open this page. gosh.

and umm hello naked britney spears with that ugly baby of hers. oofa
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/not_helping_her_cause_20060627.php#comments

Okay, her clothes, fine, no true insults there, but what's with the siver bag and the weird brown suede heels??? She could have better pulled that look together barefoot and holding the 8 ball of coke in her hand.

I think her stylist ran off with her makeup person (and her white heels)!

Jesus I give it 10 years or less until she starts looking like a Kirstie Alley, either way it's only a matter of time until she replaces the coke for cake...

Uh, yeah. She's definitely applying her own make-up now. See what happens when Linds really powders her own nose?

That or else her little sister is now playing make-up as her stylist.

she is looking great...very smart suit....

she is on my top babe list for sure.

To everyone that thinks Lindsay Lohan is hot, may I present to you, exhibit A.

The dark crepey neck skin in Pic 2 looks disturbingly like that of Dixie Wetsworth's on "Cabana Chat".

Herbie should've ran her over.........twice

When they say the camera adds ten pounds, I always thought they were talking about weight. But now I know the camera adds ten pounds of ugly. And Lindsay must have have 6 cameras on her.

She reminds me of that clown in "Poltergeist" that attacked Robbie.

Her eye makeup and that lip stick do nothing for her. She looks like a little kid that's been into her mothers makeup.

If I looked like that, I'd be high on blow all the time too.

it's almost like a mortician and a Vegas show girl collaborated on her makeup... the foundation's got that dusty, pallor of a dead person at a wake and then... VAVOOM glam lips. strange child.

She looks really old and nasty. I guess constant partying ages you about 40 years.

What's up with the lump on her thigh in pic 3 and her feet are white. I bet she forgot to take off her socks when she sprayed on the fake tan.

I think that's actually a picture of the madam who runs the "Bearded Clam" off of 87th.

PLEASE- GET THE LIPSTICK OFF OF YOUR TEETH. Looks like she just downed a cherry popsicle... Get the eff out!!

#30 Sorry- didn't refresh before I posted... didn't mean to repeat you.

Is it me or is she getting skinny again?.... uggghhhh

SASSY OUT!

For....the.....love.....of....God......I pray that People or US Magazine puts those first two pictures ON THEIR COVERS, so that everyone will see what a dried up, skanky bitch she is. In addition to being a HORRIBLE actress, she has apparently decided to decorate her thin-ass lips with one of her USED tampons. And you'd think that when she was wiping the coke on her teeth she'd wipe that other shit off. Jesus. Oh, and I LOVE the candy pink nail polish, What the hell is this, 1985??????

Nicole Kidman is about to lose her title as Owner of the World's Largest Forehead....pajiba! look at the size of that thing on Hohan!

lemmings

Looks like she's made the mistake made famous by Britney Spears in her chatfest with Matt Lauer of DOING HER OWN MAKEUP. No, just no. Not when you are a celebrity.

And Lindsey, fire engine red lipstick is:
a) so 1986 (I was there, I remember)
b) only good on women with olive complexions.

58-- and c)not to be applied when you got the shakes/DTs

Well at least she doesn't look coked up! I kinda liked the coked out look....oh well.

*Does the Dance of the Pool Boy* for #43. That was an astute observation, thanks for the lulz!

Her make up person and her stylist probably had the day off.

She had to dress herself. That's why she's smiling like she accomplished something.

Is that lipstick on her right "eye" tooth?... ewwww. Even us regular folks dont leave the house like that.. damn.

If she smells as good as she looks, then I bet she smells just like tulips. Ass tulips, that is.

...ashy-assed knees....

just a year ago she was really busty and cute.what in the hell happened? she's always had the skin of a 50 year old meth addict
but damn.now she looks like she's dying

Crack does NOT do the body good.

My God, she makes Pippi Longstocking look evenly complected by comparison. She has to be a medical oddity in terms of freckles, she probably has some on the inside. Her fire engine red lipstick is to detracted from the blistered red nostrils her nightly cocaine binges gift her. She'd better enjoy it now, because she's going to need a plastic surgeon by the name of Mephistopheles by the time she's 30.

Krusty The Clown........

I am turning into a clown whore. So there!

She reminds me of Lucille Ball when she was like 60... but uglier.

that is frightening.

Ick...she's so pale you can see through her skin.

It looks like she fell out of the ugly tree (with the gravitational force of Jupiter) and hit every branch on the way down...and then was hit in the legs and face with an ugly stick...or ugly sledge hammer...

Redheads do not have the complexion to pull off an all-white outfit. Bright red, glossy lipstick is also a no-can-do.

Lindsay needs to quit tanning (either real sun or fake 'n bake) cause it just makes her freckles look like they're running together. The tanning is wreaking havoc on her skin -- I have never seen a nineteen year old with a wrinkled neck.

I gotta admit, life's just no fun without tanning beds and cocaine. I'm 25 and my skin looks like a suitcase, but I have a good personality so I get laid all the time.

Pity, she used to look really hot b4 the drugs n partying.

she splits her time between NYC--the fashion MECCA--and LA--with tons and tons of high-end stores--and this is the best she could come up with?? Her outfit looks like a shiny tampon.

I think she is trying to do a tramp to vamp transformation ala Chirstina Aguilera. This will never happen only because Xtina actually has talent and is pretty hot, not to mention the fact that Xtina knows what lipliner is and isn't a well known cokewhore.

man when you see pics from far you want to hump here like a jack rabbit....but the close ups make me want to puke!!!!...It's like they sayr "good from far....but FAR from good!!"

that looks like a pretty sweet Mercedes in the background, though.

What the hell is that on her necklace????? A golden liverspot????

see seems to age 10 years in every new photo

words cannot begin to describe my feelings towards this creature feature. why is her neck wrinkled? why is she so ugly? ick- i just want to bust her right in the face and knock all the freckles off her!! gross!!

cocaine is a powerful drug

I feel like I'm watching Margot Kidder all over again.

@61 put on your thong and shake it for Dixie.

okay, can we have another celeb now? I mean, it's Wednesday....hasn't Britney shaken her baby yet this week or hasn't someone ripped off Katie Holmes' face mask and revealed a scientology fem-bot yet?

86--won't be long now til she's in someone's bushes and yelling at the pavement.

She looks so much older than she really is...yuck. That close up will give me nightmares.

White suit looks terrible on her pale freckled malnourished body
Red lipstick is awful on redheads
then light pink nails and blackish-red toenails and those God-awful mustard shoes, no wonder her stylist is broke!

not to mention gold jewelry and a silver bag....

A perfect Superficial title for this one would be...

Lindsey Lohan, Natural Beauty.

Lindsay just needs to find a good rock to rub up against so she can finally shed that old skin.

Oh, Madonna....pucker up!

#84, OMG!!! You're right!!!! She is NINETEEN YEARS OLD And her neck has old lady creases in it!!!!!!!

@56- I think Chistina Ricci beat out Nicole Kidman in the 4 by 4 forhead dept.
I like the 2nd pic. She trys to look sophisticated like.

Natural redheads age faster, poor delicate gingers.

In the third pic her metal penis is showing......

She's all wrinkly because she been plowed more times than a midwest cornfield. And much like said field, she needs fertilizer so please, somebody, ANYBODY, take a shit on her.

97--mea culpa... Christina Ricci has a real melon there. Kidman is pretty close, and if Hohan here isn't done growing, we're in for cranium anarchy.

I got some oil of olay for those wrinkles Lindsay. All you got to do is suck it out of the hose thats in my pants.

I see better looking necks on the old broads here in Florida playing canasta. I have never seen a 19 yo whose face just begged for Botox! And that satin blazer that is way too long in the arms...what was she doing? Blasting Duran Duran and playing dress up in Big Mama Lohan's closet?

@99 lol, you're twisted!

"I'd hit it."
- Pete Doherty

She's POOR! She probably has to resort to shopping at Dots and using Wet & Wild makeup.

It's hard to believe that's the same thing as this:
http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/img/human/lindsey-lohan-waiting.jpg

It looks like someone's lipo'd out her youth.

Her she-slit's kinda scary too
http://pushthepulldoor.com/images_contextual/astridwound007.jpg

Her hair color looks good. However, it looks like she picked up that outfit at K-Mart.

look at that jacket. whats up with that? and her legs? and her lipstick? and her face?

wow. thats seriously ugly.

you know when you're in third grade, and you put a chicken bone in a glass of diet coke, and after a while its completely soft and grey and eaten away? its kinda like that, only replace the bone with lindsay's teeth, and the diet coke with meth. just a personal opinion.
ps- her satin coat makes me want to vomit. or start doing the moonwalk. i can't decide.

Ill, she looks terrible in this. Pasty white skin, and gross smile.

So I flipped over to the superficial and BAM! I got hit in the face by that first picture. I ran to the bathroom and threw up in the toilet. THANKS SUPERFICIAL GUY!!!!!

#0 hey babe... we get it

we're talking to her about class...

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give a dog a break

Whoever put that shade of lipstick on her should be bludgeoned with a crowbar.

She's going for the Bette Davis look, from the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" years.

gross

Wow! Lindsay looks terrible here... I agree with HollyJ, she looks like she's had her youth lipo'd. She looks least haggard in the 3rd picture, though.

I suppose I'm the only one around here who actually likes Hohan?

Is this somekind of PSA against under-age drinking and crack whores?

please tell me that is not peach nailpolish with black feet polish and red lipstick. oh god, and they call her fashionista. and why do her legs look bruised up and saggy?

she is all sorts of fucked up in that 1st picture, it's fantastic! One eye bigger than the other and a ridiculously happy grin on her otherwise glub face, when you know all she wants to do is jump off a bridge because she just sucked off some 80 year old in the bathroom and is putting on that lipstick to hide the ilk.

Wait, she looks fucked up in ALL of the pictures... fucked up the ass by 2 shieks & a donkey is more like it.

Guess she decided to wear her outfit for P. Diddy's White Party since it's safe to say she won't be invited...

#112 just described herself, except you are way uglier, and that's saying a lot.......

#81 finally someone notices...

damn, I just read that other worthless story about Asshead Simpson and saw the donkey comment from Mr. Superficial. Apologies for "biting".

OMG!! I use to think that Lohan was semi-attractive - but these pics have totally just made me give up all hope for her.

Seriously - WHAT IS WITH THOSE LEGS! - My nana has better looking legs than that!

She reminds me of Julianne Moore and she's like 40+!

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lol bitch ...

Ahhh, freshly squeezed after another round with your sisters' barbie dolls again I see Herb.

Ok, that first picture is scarier then the Brian Peppers one from the Wacko Jacko thread..

Lindsey Lohan always reminds me of that part in Clueless where Cher's all, "She's a total Monet." And Brittany-Murphy-when-she-was-fat is all "What's a Monet?" And Cher goes "It's like a painting. From far away she looks okay but up close it's a big old mess."

I think she is seriously doing cocaine. This is sickening and how old is she? 19? Her skin looks horrible and her "i'm so sexy, don't you want to have sex with me" face poses aren't cutting it. Blah, this is too much to take.

Am I the only one who thinks she looks strikingly like Madonna in the first picture? (Madonna now...not Madonna at her age)

And the second one looks like a mugshot.

And in the third one it looks like she's trying to scratch her ass on that thing behind her!

Clearly she and Britney Spears were taught by the same people on applying make-up.

LEAVE MAKE-UP APPLICATION TO PROFESSIONALS, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS STUNT BY YOURSELFS.

if my senator were a porn star...
scary.

It looks like she has crystal meth sores on her face. No wonder she looks older.

To this http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Lindsay-Lohan-wallpaper/Lindsay_lohan_2.jpg
to that - I DON'T GET IT!!!

SORT YOUR SHIT OUT LOHAN

She needs a jaunty nurses cap on her head. Then she could be a porn star.

# 86 nailed it. Nothing more to say.

Does anyone remember Molly Ringwald? Same as it ever was, only much quicker.

To all the redheads in the world:
Never.Wear.White.

Hubby saw Nicole Richie's pic and said she looks like an 80-year old woman. Without reading the comment. So I read it to him.

Then he saw this one and said that she kinda looks like the girl who played her own twin. The look of horror on his face when I told him that she IS the girl who played her own twin was priceless.

I love him. He's great. I love him almost as much as Tom loves the Cock. That says a lot.

HOLY FUCK. What the HELL is wrong with her head??

I have been reading this site and all your comments for some time now but this is the first time I have posted.
I am so amazed by all you yanks - all you do is slag off your celebrities. Does this make yourselves feel better? Or what is it? Shallow? Jealousy?
Here in England, we love your celebrities. What's the point in keep slagging them off. You must feel so miserable and depressed.
For gods sake, say something nice for a change!

Okay, Sarah in England..go have some spotted dick. We make fun of them because we can. When the world is full of genocide and kids being raped and floods, why not fuck with the celebs a bit! Cheerio and pip pip!!

totally overzealous for take your daughter to work day...

jrzmommy, you must be kidding! Have you ever tried spotted dick, its fooking disgusting!
I would rather have some good old Ben & Jerry's! :o)

@145 Had to look up spotted dick; when I saw suet and pudding in the ingredients I just knew I'd never try that, gag! Probably just as bad as scrapple.

@146 you are all quite welcome to come round to mine for a good old cup of english tea and scones in the back garden and talk about the delights of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton! :o) lmao

Her face looks like an autistic person's art therapy session gone wild.

@147 Sounds ever so delightful! But don't forget about Tom Cruise, I hear he's fond of spotted dick, in fact most dicks.

@149 I heard Rush Limbaugh couldn't spot his dick so he started taking Viagra.............

@150 That's a mental image I could have lived without.

Rush Limbaugh IS a dick.

Does Hohan's mouth gross anyone out as much as it grosses me out? It's disgusting. Her lips and everything, oddly shaped skinny and weird , uuuggghhhh gives me the icky chills.

#142

Your country is used to having a group of people that are rich and worshipped for no particular reason. You call them the Royal Family. That is part of the reason who could give a royal flying fuck about whether or not you condone our political or cultural choices and idiosyncrasies. We enjoy denegrating our hollywood whores because they have exploited the ideals of capitalism and have forced their image upon us offering nothing in return other than firecrotches, herpes, awful music and even worse movies. It is our right, I dare say our duty, to bring them down to Earth a bit. And you people are obsessed with 'Madge' and 'Becks and Posh', which downgrades your opinion further. That and the fact that there's not a single elevator in your whole damn country (when I need a 'lift', I smoke a joint). It's not jealosy, it's good natured humor. Oh yeah, TCLTC.

I don't trust people who call cookies biscuits, call fries chips, and sweaters, jumpers. Uh-uh.

...and sausages BANGERS.

how old is she? I thought she was in her 20s and she looks like she was baked in an oven 40+ years. Damn - thats NASTY!

... we call candy 'sweets', cops are 'bobbies' or the 'old bill', potato chips are 'crisps', cell phones are 'mobiles' pants are 'trousers' and underwear is 'pants', sneakers are 'trainers', friends are 'mates' or 'pals'. i don't think english and americans even speak the same language.

don't even get me started on cockney rhyming slang... but it is our language and we spoke it first so we're allowed to do what we want with it...

i'm bored with hohan... she's a skank we all agree, i wish there was something new to read...

She looks as good as Jon-Benet Ramsey did trying to play dress-up! YUCK! No woman under 30 looks right in red lipstick.

My favorite is "fancy dress" for costume. How faggotty is that?

158
Older ain't better.

#158-You would be speaking German now if it wasn't for us.

When will Lindsay realize she's out-of-control, people only liked her as a child actress and now she's used up and boring?

163.
Thanks for that. We too fought the good fight but it was checkmate when the dodgy-moustached house painter shot himself.

i'm seriously disappointed.
at first i thought they were re-making "killer klowns from outer space".
now, THAT was classic!

163--I'm laughing because I read your name first--Smartass--and then your comment "You would be speaking German now if it wasn't for us" and it just made me laugh because it's a truly smartass thing to say. True, too. nice job.

but i forgot to add that the brits did fight a hard fight...it was the faggot french that caved like sheep.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I can't wait to show these to my boyfriend, he used to say she was hot. Nasty ass fire crotch. Lindsay and Paris should form a lesbian couple and kill eacother with their various STD's, that way I'll never have to hear about ither of the skank bitches ever EVER again.

#160

I wore red lipstic at my prom and I looked damn hot thank you very much!

She looks like a young girl playing dress up with her grandmas clothes.

What the fuck is this? I'm scared, please hold me.

Omg! I cant stand her! she is so disgusting looking like an anarexic frog. She is just hideous and I hate her with a passion.

i still say killer klowns.
if y'all haven't seen it, it's a fucking scream! face it, most people (me included) hate clowns. which is what lilo is looking like. aggh!
check it out:
http://www.kultureshock.co.uk/v3/images/np22.jpg

170..did your cousin/brother/uncle tell you that? You can't even spell lipstick so wearing it and looking "damn hot" is questionable at best...well unless you were 30 or older when you finally managed to get through high school and attend prom!

ok, she aged like 50 years after putting on that outfit and makeup.

QUIT HATING ON LINDSAY LOHAN!
she just need to get her taken in the right light....in the right pose...on the right planet.

clown whore? ore gramdma whore? you be the guge..

EWWWWW she looks like shit!
Is it just me or somebody else thinks she looks like a 50 year old transexual clown!!!!!

She does look a lot older than her age. I guess drinking Fez's jizz makes you age faster...