Wait... I thought these fucks all broke up with each other like 10 years ago when it wasn't cool to be in a gay band anymore?

um, who cares?

Something tells me that the end was met with a lot of men weeping very womanly tears.

OMG. I'm a broken woman now...

Not.

He is around 44 years old. A bit old to be in a boy band.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

ohs hit!

Strange. I thought they changed their name to the 'Backdoor Boys' about six years back.

@ Geno - 35, but still... way too old.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0724657/

I would have thought that they would have matured a little more by now, watched their videos, and committed hari-kari(sp?).

HAHA! Now the age of ´crap´will end and rock n´roll will come again!! Len Len, Sheema, are you with me!?

Uh! I've always thought they were so ugly, too. That freaky guy with the devi's facial hair, and horse-boy there with the flaring nostrils. YUCK.

who are the backstreet boys?

I would have thought that at least ONE of them would be a Backstreet Man by now. This story soars to new levels of crapdom. I cannot find anything even remotely funny in this. Aren't we all BSB joked out?

Now Harry Carey - THAT'S funny! If the moon was made of cheese, would 'ya eat it, Norm?
What's your favorite planet? Mine's the sun!

So, what exactly, are these "other interests" Kevin aims to pursue?

Lord knows he will never, ever have a solo career. People would confuse him far too much with Peter Gallagher.

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right,
Backstreet's back alright.

Oh my god we're back again
Brothers sisters everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavour
Show you how
Gotta a question for you
Better answer now
Am I original
Yeah
Am I the only one
Yeah
Am I sexual
Yeah
Am I everything you need
You better rock your body now

Chorus Everybody yeah
Rock your body yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright alright

Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
Cuz we've got it going on again

Am I original Yeah
Am I the only one
Yeah
Am I sexual
Yeah
Am I everything you need
You better rock your body now

Chorus

So everybody everywhere Don't be afraid don't have no fear
Gonna tell the world
Make you understand
As long as there be music
We'll be coming back again
Chorus (x2)

I love how the Superficial guy says to play with a bear if you knew they were still together.

Yet... he's the one trolling the Backstreet Boys website for information.

Uh oh uh oh oh, wait that was New Kids on the Block.

Shit, excuse me, I need to go buy some steaks and a plane ticket to Alaska.

TCLTC

The BSB's did have massive amounts of 13 year-old hispanic kid trying to grow a moustache going on. Except never enough to cover an upper lip. Cruisin'? Molestache?

Is it just me, or does he just totally look like gay version of a Ken doll - a really gay version?

#16 - It's ok. Please just buy a ticket for Big Daddy Cool.

what #1 said. I never realised they were still together. Maybe it's a publicity thing -

manager - "Kev, there's been nothing in the press about the BSS for years. Declare that you're leaving, and we'll pay you $1000"

...or something

Now what am I going to listen to on my Hello Kitty boombox when I'm making out with my pillow?!?!?!

i think my little sister just killed herself.

I guess it's back to jerking off to my N'Sync poster.

Superfish is increasingly becoming really witty... I peed myself at some of his comments.

It makes me sad that this is still news.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Now excuse me, I have to change my underwear

Wait, aren't those the...ahem, men... from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

I fucking LOVE how bad-ass Nick Carter is trying to look in this picture. Like he's really gonna fuck some bitches' shit up if they don't pay up.

I don't know how I will make it through work today. This is just devastating. Now I know what it was like when the Beatles broke up.

"Leaving to pursue other interests?" Hmmmmmmmmm......like what? Has the money ran out and he needs to get a job now...

Who cares they sucked anyway.

Howard Stern's version of the "Backside Boys" were better.

Isn't this a lot like asking to leave the boat after it has already sank?

The real reason he left the band, in his own words: "I'm full. I thik if I swallow any more cum, I'll end up like Rod Stewart and I don't want to be like Rod Fucking Stewart."

Why does Kevin Richardson look like he has AIDS?

Now that he quit the Backside Boys, he can pursue other interests....like joining Hanson or being Nick Lachey's cabana boy.

Backstreet Boys Are Gay!! It's best if you have volume.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm/

Who wants to play Beat Up the Backstreet Boys?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/241705

Replacement? Hilarious if they try to find one! Perhaps Ricky Martin is looking to get Back into Boys??? er, you know what I mean...

Everybody knows the Backstreet Boys were constructed using models from clippings out of Tiger Beat, and sewn together from medical waste found in a dumpster behind a children's clinic in Beijing. The communist Chinese used a secret radiation machine to give "life" to these "Atomic Singing Grownup-Children" in the hopes of disrupting the United States economy enough to be able to take our country over, impregnate our women with their Oriental seed, sexually assault our National monuments, and overcrowd our parks system with small two-stroke vehicles.

Have I fallen into a wormhole? Is it 1996 again?

http://www.ashe-prem.org/three/GEN.jpg

Maybe he just realized that nowadays you don't have to actually DO ANYTHING to be famous. You just have to show up to events and act like a complete asshole. Like Paris.

The sad thing is, if you read the entire article...they are going into the studio to make a NEW CD!!!! Shit, I thought if Tom Cruise ever managed to impregnate a woman that the world would end. WEll come on world, if you're gonna end, do it before those turds put out another CD.

Oh, and Tom Cruise impregnating a woman is surprising becuase he LOVES the cock.

Jane looks like that backsteret boy. You know, the one with the huge nose? Wait, are you saying that her nose is as big as all the backstreet boys combined?

Lamebananas - Repeat after me you attention-craving douchebag - I'M GOOD ENOUGH, I'M SMART ENOUGH, AND, DOGGONNIT, PEOPLE LIKE ME!

Yes! this is really him!

www.myspace.com/kevinscottrichardson

Oh and jane probably doesn't know who the backstreet boys are. But she does know who the backsteret boys are. And by backsteret, I mean that the body doubles who travelled to san bernadino and volunteered to to play in porn/ ghetto country for the backstreet boys. So they wouldn't get shot or nothin.

aww, i loved them

but what can you do... *shrugs*

"And by backsteret, I mean that the body doubles who travelled to san bernadino and volunteered to to play in porn/ ghetto country for the backstreet boys."

Wow, you know way too much about that shit. First-hand experience perhaps? Also, your sentence structure makes my ass ache.

Iambananas=
http://severe.wso.net/images/pigs.jpg

Everyone should be shot for even discussing this. I thought he died.

To have any type of career now all he needs is to put on a pair of glasses and he can possible make a career as a Groucho impersonator.

It's been rumored that the Backstreet Boys, O Town, 98 Degrees, and the remaning N Sync boys will be forming a supergroup called Who the Fuck Gives a Shit. WFGS is currently in the studio working on their debut CD reportedly entitled "Please Buy a Ticket and Shoot Me On Stage" and is in talks to expand their marketing prowess to dildos and cockrings. The group's publicists could not be reached for comment, but was overheard mumbling angrily to himself "TCLTC".

its such a shame he could also play piano...what wasted talent

I've hated these boy-bands ever since one stole a song of mine and became famous....

(Group)
Fingerbang bang bang Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

(girls screaming in background)
And, girl you know that you're the only girl for me,girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl,
(Screams: girls scream I love you!!!)
You're my girl, my girl.

Fingerbang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

(Group)
Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

Lamebananas- Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and let your little sis/bro on for her/his computer time now since you're so educated on Backstreet Boys History? Oh, and if you're wondering why EVERYONE HATES YOU, you dumb ass retard, it's because YOU START WITH EVERYONE when no one pays attention to your feeble attempts at posting. My advice for you: Keep TRYING to post something funny and MAYBE JUST MAYBE it will happen one day and someone will give you a shout out- That's if you don't wreck yourself by talking shit about people.... as always. Now go sign on as Megan Harris, because we love her sooo much more than you... that butchy butchy dyke crushes your lame-banana ass.

Oh my god! Oh my god! This can't be! This is a nightmare! Oh my god!

lmao, Good riddance to homosexual pop music.

I could never understand who actually liked the Backdoor Boys, N'Stync and 98 Disease anyhow. The guys all wanted to beat their pansy asses and the girls were all way too young to fuck them. What gives?

@55 Well they couldn't fuck those girls, but they weren't above raking in the moola that those girls' parents gave them.

I have it under good authority that the Backstreet Boys are communists.

55
They were the male equivalent to the Fembots. That's the only explanation I can give.

After all this time, isn't it just a bit much to carry on calling themselves "Boys"?

As the immortal Spicoli once declared, "YOU FAG!"

And the rest of the members have no career, one dated Paris Hilton, one is bald now and they all suck, except that Brian dude, he seems alright. What's your point? You shouldn't even pay any attention to this "story." Come on superficial. You are better than that. I'm sure there was something that Paris Hilton did today that you could have reported on. Or Lindsay Lohan probably got in another fight or something. Come on now...

damnit. Kevin was my favorite Backstreet Boy!!!

@ 53-- you stupid idiot, most of the people on this website, even you, have shouted me out thus far. And anyway, don't you have anything better to do than a futile attempt at making "the coob" change its ways? Stupid losers.

Dateline: North Atlantic, April 14, 1912.

Millionaire socialite J.J. Astor has just announced, through his agent, that he is "leaving" the luxury steamship "R.M.S. Titanic". Per his agent, Mr. Astor described the maiden voyage of said vessel as quote "a magnificent vision realized" unquote, but that the decision was necessary in order to have a further chapter to his life. Mr. Astor has reportedly expressed kind sentiments to crew and passengers remaining upon the vessel, and vowing, peradventure, to obtain seating in a lifeboat. Godspeed, Mr. Astor.

Oh, good Christ - when I quickly glanced at this headline I thought it read, "Keith Richards Loves the Backstreet Boys."

Now THAT'S a story.

well.

Please! Who gives a damn? The Backdoor Boys were over years ago!

--

Cameraman: Can everyone who likes it in the poop shoot please look in this direction...................

Hey, if nobody else is going to do it, I'll 69 them. Oh yes bebe oh yes.

why won't they die already?

what is he gonna pursue? his other talent? SNIFFFING ASS?!!