Jun 13 2006Kevin Federline is still alive

Lordy- am I first?Brittany, baby and husband. yawn.

I have to tell you- he looks like a guy who works in an office, or at a petrol station, or who sells wall to wall carpet.He's a rapper right? That's not 'wrapper' is it. as in, "hi, I'm kevin, I'm here to wrap things for you- thanks for shopping at Woolworths"?

almost first

How lame, all the talk got him to come out and be photographed with Britney.
Die already.

brit needs to get hot again.

I am truly amazed! Britney has a) combed her hair, b) not showing off a black bra (not as far as I can tell anyway) and c) pushing a stroller. Even K-Fed looks relatively normal. Who ever thought a day like this would ever come?

Love SP's shirt, by the way.

I just noticed Britney's head looks like The Brain's head, from Pinky And The Brain.

So damn early...

I hate K-Fed more than life itself, but at least for once SP doesn't look like he's about to take yet another vertical dive to the pavement. Kevin is holding the baby in an almost fatherly grip, whereas Brit's style usually involves dragging the kid around by one leg, like the proverbial caveman she so closely resembles nowadays.

I did find it special that Brit was considerate enough to put SP in a shirt with his name on it, so as to make it easier for Kevin to distinguish this child from the other 32 kids he's got stashed away. Hey, c'mon, give K-Fed a break--babies all look alike, remember?

They look as trashy and unwashed as ever, not even good enough to be featured on COPS, more suited to Real Stories of The Highway Patrol.

Can we talk about the "Sean P" jersey?
You would think Kfed could steal enough money from Brit to get something better than a wife beater ... and who still has a beeper?!

What we have her folks is a perfect female specimen of the Cowtus-Hefferus-southernicus species. Notice the bloated bosoms, the tall hair, inflated neck and canckles. Of course you can also observe the male drone, carrying their offspring, who will be devoured as soon as the litter reaches the second phase of their development cycle or "walking stage."

I love Sean Preston hes the cutest baby in the world, I really want to steal him :$. I bet K-Fed is amazed he finally has a white baby.

I K-fid would just stick to banging her gunt he wouldn't have all these young'uns to worry about

This is the most jacked up thing ever. What would have been a normal kid otherwise is now son to a drooling loony, raging with preggo hormones and uh... whatever kevin is supposed to be. Maybe the whitest rapper ever. And given M&M is an albino, that's really saying something.

Britney needs to stop leaving the house looking like shit. She knows she's gonna be photographed when she's out. She has millions, she can afford to take a little time to fix her hair and put on something decent. What a piece of trash, christ.

All I can say is that when Brit-Brit's with her new studly 'manny,' she looks MUCH happier, SP looks much happier and K-Fool probably looks much happier (wherever it is he USUALLY holes up -- the basement, is it?) They all appear to be suffering a fate worse than death in these pics.

I don't think K looks like a functioning member of society, Superfish Guy. I think he looks, as always, like a shifty-eyed, skeevy wanker; the kind of person who would much rather be carrying a malt liquor than a baby.

And Britney....Britney....

When I think of how pretty she used to be and how pretty she still *can* be, it makes me feel like smacking her when I see her going about looking like she just got finished scrubbing toilets.

I'm not one to get on her for gaining some weight because I've been pregnant and had babies and weight gain can happen. But this general air of unkemptness and smelly armpits and ironed clothes and bed-hair....*sigh*

Whoops. That was supposed to be UNironed clothes in #18. Although Britney's clothes don't so much look as if they're unironed, I suppose....more like they've been slept in. UGH!

Pregnant or not, that hillbilly will never again have a skinny neck. But, on a positive note, that means she has a nice sized asophygus for deep throating. But, on a negative note, I might feel like I was deep throating a linebacker, which would be a turn-off.

#9 putting Sean P on the back of the kid's shirt does sound like a good idea at first, until you realize that would require K-Fed to be actually literate.

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It doesn't matter how Britney looks, as long as she's happy. I just hope she finds happiness someday soon. If Kevin just put his head and heart into it, he could be a great husband and father.

After spawning several children all over So-Cal and apparently largely ignoring them except for photo ops, I would venture a guess that Kevin is not really 'into' concentrating on being a great father. Generating masterpieces like POPAZAO are much more important, in the grand scheme of things. But perhaps I'm just being cynical ...

Okay, the very sight of K-Fed is usually enough to make me urp my morning corn flakes, but I have to say that without his STUPID beard he looks...well, *gorgeous*! Holy shit, what a difference a razor makes!!

SF, please don't post any more about these two until one has killed the other.
I'm putting my money on Britney killing K-Fed and stashing the body - she is country you know and they do things just a little different in the country.

#11 I think that's a garage door opener..?!?

They still look like shit to me. This is too easy, it's like taking candy from a baby.

Have a good day everyone, I'm off to work!

He's squinting because he hasn't seen sunlight in weeks. That, or after weeks in solitary masterbating in his own feces, he has come out to find his wife one box of Ms Clairol away from looking like a fat version of Beeker from the Muppets.

Wow, that looks like Britney Spears. It's amazing what a little makeup can do to a fat guy.......

no no, it isnt that hard to still make fun of him. there's plenty of ammo still

#28 -- lol. She does look like Beeker!!

Ugh, it's hard to say which one I'd be more embarrassed to be seen with.

But Sean P. is adorable -- poor kid. Once he realizes who his parents are he's going to pray to be kidnapped by aliens.

Although K-Feds hair is cut, it looks like he hasn't washed or combed it since he did that photoshoot.

As much as you can say about K-Fed, at least he's knows how to hold a baby when he's drunk.

buurrby burrby buurrby

OMG! She has a stroller.....she must have taken that from the basement as well. Two words for you Brit....USE IT.....

Now that could go for many things;

Stroller for Sean
Birth control
shampoo
brush
soap
deodorant
your gift card to Wal*Mart

The list could go on.....but I know how annoying it is to read the nonsense that people sometimes post that takes 3 hours to read and most people just scroll down anyway......kinda like you are doing now............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Point proven..... Have a nice day, and like someone posted earlier.....don't post anymore about these guys unless one has killed the other.....

Q: Why does Britney always look like she needs to take a giant shit?

A: Because she does.

Ok...so the Superficial likes to edit.....that will explain the lack of humor to my post..... *pout*

Wow. Nice jersey kid. I think the back should have read "Mommy's Mistake" instead.

KFed is forever wearing wife beaters, but does he really beat his wife?

God, I hope so.

I wouldn't trust him to be carrying such precious cargo. Then again, I don't trust Britney much more.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

The reason Brit let KFED out from his Desperate Housewive's mock basement dungeon pad is that for the first time, KFED actually looks better than Brit. She needs his handsome looks around him. I must say that it's good pr to have cleaned KFED up. He does look good and will get the gay sympathizers to help rehab his image.

Give the pr people a raise!

She is definitely keeping him in the basement. He seems totally disoriented by te sun and I guarantee that he has no idea what he's holding.

The media says we're breaking-up! 1. Schedule softball interview with Matt Lauer. 2. Cry. 3. Put away Manny. 4. Take a walk with hubby. If that doesn't convince you that they're "awesome" together, I don't know what would.

I think he looks pretty good with out the facial hair! I can't wait to see her interview on the Today show....gonna be good stuff!

Will this family implode already!

Why doe she have a cell phone clipped to his waist. Who is calling k-Fed? Keep waiting by the phone jackass

How can SF guy say that K-Fed almost looks like a legitimate human without the goatee? Did he NOT get a good look? Even his kids aren't legitimate! SNAP!

What's that on the side of K Fed's shorts? Looks like a GPS tracker. Yeah, he's definitely being held against his will. Maybe Britney's keeping him as her sex slave because she knows no one else will bang her.

this guy makes 'the manny' look butch...

who are we kidding...he'd even make the tranny (alexis arquette) look butch...

I think K-Fed looks like Ty from that Extreme Home Makeover show without his goatee, but a pasty, man-slave version of Ty with more of a douche essence.

Here is a little gift for the Btitts out there. I LOVE this story, I always thought Paul McCartney's second wife was a bitch...Superficial, come on, lets jump on some of these!...

Heather Mills McCartney is counterpunching at British reports that she was once a high-priced call girl who took part in orgies with rich Arabs.

Continuing the newspapers' scourging of Sir Paul's estranged wife, London's News of the World reported on Sunday that, when the future Lady McCartney was in her 20s, arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi paid her more than $11,000 to have sex — and that a Saudi prince shelled out $9,000-plus to join in a three-way with another woman.

Denise Hewitt, identified as a former prostitute, claimed she performed a lesbian sex act with Heather. Petrina Montrose, said to be a former escort, alleged Heather and the prince had it on at London's Dorchester Hotel.

Lawyers for Heather, now 38, said she "strongly denies the allegations," calling the paper's sources "unreliable persons who have been paid for these stories" and noting that she had refuted the stories when they surfaced four years ago.

But Abdul Khoury, identified as Khashoggi's former private secretary, contended in the News of the World that "she has repeatedly lied. She was a hooker. I know. I paid her."

Isn't this, like, the very first time K-Fed has held his own kid? Shocking!

Whoops, forgot the link to that story.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/426192p-359534c.html

America's First Family of Trash. Ugh.

And I know I said this before, but K-Fed looks like he's prairie-doggin' it.

great Brit. when we told you to get an stroller, this was supposed to be for the baby... Even sean p. thinks he be safer there than with dad...! if kev droppes him, i don't want to hear you saying, "but I have an stroller... muaaaaa!"
And yes, they kinda look normal... sort of... lightly...

It's cool he's out there in public with his son Sean P., but what ever happened to his other two kids? Oreo baby 1 & 2 ? Did Britney have a hit put out on them?

Yeah, it's great that Britney's finally got a stroller, but that means she'll just find other ways to put SP in danger. You know, letting the stroller roll out into traffic while she opens a bag of Cheetos, letting it roll away down the sidewalk, down a flight of stairs, getting it stuck on the escalators in the mall, etc.

*Sigh* So true, jane, so true ...

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I wouldn't put it past her to tie the stroller to the back of the car either.

"we're country!"

My God, they're hideous. It's obscene to have that much money and yet look that bad.

Unless Britney does something amazing like wash and style her hair and put on something more flattering, I am not interested. I am missing the freakshow that is Tom Cruise. I guess fatherhood has sucked some of the crazy out of him....but I haven't given up hope. Come on Tom get back to your usual antics, I believe in you!

Wow old Brit is starting to look more like Ms Piggy each day. Lay off the Bacon.

"We're country," too. But I never almost dropped my baby because I had to hold onto my drink while staggering around in stillettos or DROVE WITH HER, UNRESTRAINED, IN MY LAP. She also never fell out of her high chair. She'll be 11 this fall.

Brit is lookin real happy and just plain frumpy.
K-dick looks like a swamry, oily punk as usual who still can't find anything to wear except a $1.55 tanktop and pants that can't reach up to his underwear.

But I guess showing a guy's underwear is a classy statement.
It lets whores know you are ready to impregnate and abandon them.

Yeah, that turns on the ghetto/trailer park ho.

Look at the anguish on K-Fed's face! He looks like either a)someone just shoved something large and spike-covered up his bum or b)Britney just told him she's going to cut his allowance in half and then go on Jay Leno and call him a douchebag.

I hope it's both, actually.

That's Sean P.'s jersey for his new Pee-Wee football team, the "Moon Pie and Natural Lite Tigers".

these people should not be allowed to walk the streets in these clothes. My eyes are burning from the sight of K-Fed's underwear hanging out. God he is such trash. His first picture back on the Brit scene and he wears a wife beater? Loser.

I think I should offer to take Britney to Old Navy and buy her a cute sweat suit. Old Navy would be a huge step up for the rags/pajamas she's been seen in lately. After that we could hit CVS and I'll treat her to a brush and a bar of soap.

Why does she think going casual means being a disgusting slob?!?!

Being country isn't the same as being cuntry.

They look so happy! Just like Sid and Nancy!

I'm back as my true self. I think k-fed is dreamy.

Osh, you da BITCH. #69 was possibly the best line I have ever read on the Superfish. XOXOXOXOXO

arent babies suppose to at least have a HAT on when they're in the sun to protect them from the sun rays?

poor sean p is going to have sun cancer before he's 2yrs old

Brit look a little tired.

who is this Britney and why is Anna Nicole Smith holding these kids?

oh, and will someone PLEASE buy Britney a bra?

The stroller is for pushing the baby, not a 12 pack.

At least that's what I've been told.

country, cuntry whatever. the defintion of country is a backwoods inbred "people piss in my gene pool" neanderthal. she fits it quite nicely, as does 85% of the US.

I wonder when Brit is going to do a cover of Cher's "Halfbreed" song.

Upon further review, this picture shows K-Fed in mid-fart. Baby Fed is clearly looking for the source, assuming that it's Mommy again. Over-Fed is thinking about cheesburgers, just like she does when anyone farts.

They look GRIM, oh so grim ...

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Brit thinks that having Sean Preston's initials being SPF is sun protection enough.

78 - Being that you think you're better than 85% of the US, you would know a bit more about the cuntry side of things.

So, they OWN a stroller, they just never use it. Poor baby.

They look like that poor family at K-Mart you feel sorry for when you're just stopping in to buy soda.

Team Manny!

Federline is so lowbrow that shaving his goatee is considered a career move. And am I blind or is Britney looking more and more like Officer Clementine on Reno 911?

And yet again, the kid does not smile...

I dunno; I think she's looking kind of like Martha Washington ...

And that kid is TIRED! Damn, Britney, quit dragging him all over Southern California!!!!

I saw him dressed in a suit and he looked like a real person.

SHE HAS THE NECK OF AN NFL LINEMAN!!!! It's WIDER than her CRANIUM!

Does anyone else notice this? In EVERY photo? Accentuated by her redneck quick-bun hairdos?

She needs a neckectomy. Or at least neck diameter minimalization surgery.

I love how Sean Preston's shirt has his name on the back of it. Do K-fed and Britney habitually forget it, or something?

Also, K-fed looks almost attractive with the lack of a goatee.

#33 Yes! I was just thinking "at least Kfed can hold a baby better than Brit..."

Hah! Saako tänne kirjoittaa suomeks? Tarjamarja: nice to see another Finn who has found this site, great!! :D

They look fabulous....for a "country" couple.

(please note the sarcasm) :)

This family leaves me speechless

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Siitä vaan, mutta tuskin kovin moni ymmärtää. ;)