Jun 7 2006Kevin Federline hates Britney Spears' manny

Sup all?

Kevin Federline hates anyone that doesn't reek of failure.

Is she parked in a "fire vehicles only" spot?

That's because the Manny and Britney are having an affair. Duh.

Yeah, sure, Kevin, it's the HOUSE'S fault that your music sucks...and if you're jealous of this guy, why don't you try being a DAD and actually participate in the raising of your child, instead of bithcing and moaning about it. Fag.

OMG SIX WOOT!

Did you hear Popozao? I think anything would be an improvement. Lets hope to gosh that it's affecting his music.

She looks like one of those stupid cabbage patch dolls.

K-Fed is such an idiot. How can even hope to compete with a guy who actually likes to hang out with Britney and Sean Preston?

I think she looks good... jealousy... somebody???

I think he's just jealous because this manny has like ...a job.
Of course the guy singing, " a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down" around the house - could get on Kev's nerves as well.

I like the manny... he's dependable, always there, caught poor Sean when Britney dropped him... everything a father should be when accompanied by an inept mother.

And "In Portuguese it means bring the ass" isn't annoying AT all.

I prefer a spoonful of sugar.

She's eating her mannywich

It's about time Britney comes to her senses and ditches that blood-sucking parasite called K-Fed. Of course knowing Britney and her impeccable ability to pick men, she'll probably end up with someone much, much worse.

Let's break this down:

“She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,”

So she's using an Old West bordello as her theme.

“[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait, wait, HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick's bedroom.’”

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!

You fuckers are supposed to be lynching her not defending her. Jesus christ good thing consistency doesn't count for anything. Oh wait it's an odd numbered day - nevermind.

I never thought I'd feel sorry for Britney Spears. I love her manny. I think it would be a great Hollywood love story if they got together, as opposed to the raunchy, Red Bull filled cheeto-fest that is her life with Kevin Federline. As for his music--my God, can't we refer to it as something else? "Work"? No. "Art"? Absolutely not. I hope she puts so much girly stuff in the house that he can no longer function at all.

why isn't that child wearing a helmet???

Brit and K-Fed need to have a dance-off and set this thing once and for all.

She is holding that poor child by his leg!! He looks like he is going to fall.... again. I hope that old guy's reflexes are as quick as the manny's!!

What a surprise. Babies are like kryptonite to K-Fed. Well if he had any power that is. He gets a woman pregnant and then runs away. Didn't BS see this coming. Sure she can get rid of him-You can get the k-fed out of hte house, but you can't get the DNA out of hte baby. The manny in just filing the void. The void is huge- I mean K-fed is a black hole. But it would be easy to impress BS right now. I mean change a diaper, put your shoes away, and listen to her complain and you are in. Of course he has to put up with a few months of her carrying the devil seed and then a lifetime of K-Fed spawn being lazy good for nothings like dear old dad. It is amazing that BS stock can go up just just by losing K-Fed.

let's see the manny is taking care of brit and sean p more than kevin... he's a fucking idiot

it's her fucking house too.. she can do whatever the fuck she wants

why has she let this marriage go on so long?? her first marriage would have been better than the shit she's in now

So,K-fed is having trouble coming up with Fitty-Cent quality lyrics for his "production" 'cause he's living in a Whorehouse circa 1883?

I suggest that he promptly take a bus to the nearest inner city and start "droppin" his knowledge, so that the brothas may give him inspiration straight from the street by beating him to death.

i've seen monkeys carry their children with more comfort.
Natural selection skipped a couple of rounds.
Also if she is dressed so... well not so dressed, why is the child wrapped in a heavy blanket? The poor kid.
Id take him from her but I dont want the federspear genes infecting my child.

This gene pool needs a "no diving" sign. . .

ugh, pregnant women should not be allowed in public...what a piloh shitt

Very true Chicago Very true.

or maybe hazardous substances.

I love it - K-fed would still be living in his parent's basement if it wasn't for Brit and this talentless poser has the nerve to complain about how the mansion she lets him live in is decorated! Too much. Typical. He's blaming paint colors on his inability to form a sentence or "think" in general. I wonder what he actually tries to "think" about!

The simple rumor of her filing divorce papers increases my liking for her by 50%. I hope she's fucking the manny, then she'll get my true respect...and if the manny kicks K-Feds ass in public and starts making out with her in front of him, I may actually buy an album (her first one, of course).

#21 My first thoughts too! What is wrong with her? Why can't she hold her child correctly yet???

Christ, she looks like a fucking Freightliner, you know who she reminds me of, that no good trash talking Wynona Judd. Perfect examples of the southern white trash gene pool that makes America, great.

K-Fed is just such an idiot!!... Blaming your house is just sooooooooooooo stupid!!! Man, you suck.. face it!

I'D DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO IRRITATE THAT INFECTIOUS FUNGUS OUT OF MY HOUSE TOO IF I WERE HER...

He has to blame the house. Otherwise he would actually be admitting to being a K-fucktard.
His lack of talent has to be everyone elses fault. Not his. We just dont see it yet. Thats all.

Kevin: Hey, manny, can you start fucking her for me, too? She's a fuckin' hog.
Manny: Yessir.
Kevin: While you're in her, can you ask when I'm going to get my allowance?

Boo hoo, Britney finally got a clue and hired a real father for her baby.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

She is pregnant right? Bet that baby is..... manny's!!

I will hand it to K-fed on one accomplishment, he managed to turn his no-talent-ass-clown self into tabloid fodder for all of us SF'ers. Would anyone even know this guy if he hadn't gotten Brit to drop the box of ho-ho's and play hide the sausage without a jimmy-hat?

K-Fag just looks for excuses to his miserable existence. His music is shit that would make the deaf embrace their handicap, so he blames the decor?? I'm certain Picasso had his blue period due to the addition of a pair of loveseats and an armoir. And he's jealous of the manny? What kind of man would be jealous of a manny?? I mean, what kind of man is a manny? How has someone not beaten this pathetic excuse for white trash into anonymity?

That's some funny shit - K-Fed thinking.
Thanks SF, my afternoon is gettnig better already.
I'd fuck Britney, then tell everybody that I did. Of course I wouldn't mention that it was fat, ugly Brit, I would let on that it was when she was hot.

TCLTC

has this woman ever heard of a baby carriage? seriously.

Sounds like she's forcing him out of the place with her pink, apricot and feather decor, which sounds good to me, he shouldn't be complaining, he can't do shit, and as for the manny, he's doing more for Brits then he EVER has...all he's done is stick his wee-wee in her and impregnated her with his semen...YUCK!

kfed and paris hilton should do a duet. something along the lines of captain and tonei. that shit would be hot.

oops my bad. Tennille.

"Fire Vehicles Only"? Is that where Lindsey Lohan parks her car?

I guess Britney decided against that leopard print couch (with purple accent pillows) and the black lacquer furniture that Kevin picked out.

WTMF?
Britney is making some actual smart decisions....Hiring The Manny...Divorcing K-Fag...and now harrasing him out of the house...

Now...if she can learn to hold her baby correctly / use a stroller before the next one pops out...

Perhaps if Kevin had even paid for his "beloved" leather furniture he'd have a say but then maybe Brit will give it to him in the divorce so he will have some place to sleep and his beloved furniture at the same time...

I actually feel for Fed: My house was once taken over by a fat, knocked-up high school girl and her gay theater club friend. Fortunately I got that porblem taken care of. Thank you Terminex!

porblems are a big problem where I'm from, in case you were wondering.

I fucking guarantee that kid's gonna be a no good punk wigga like his daddy.

kill them while they're young, that's my philosophy.

I saw her picking up some pretty awesome glass unicorn figurines and ballerina music boxes at "Thing's Remembered" in the mall. They'll go great with her new decor.

Coincidently, she was wearing that very dress at the mall, only with a pair of gray sweat shorts on underneath. I thought maybe it was a hip new fashion trend, so I asked her about the shorts, and she said the shorts were there to help keep her thigh-chafing to a minimum.

And then she glanced around to make sure the clerk wasn't watching, farted, and shoved two of the glass unicorns in her diaper bag. Fuckin' thief.

Her bedroom is decorated in the "Hello Kitty" motif.

True fucking story.

I always heard it was a "garbage and beer cans" motif with a hint of bacon flair in the wallpaper. That's right, wallpaper. Fucking trailer trash.

@45 very funny.....Thats actually where they park Britney's fat ass.....

Who wants to bet she has a velvet Elvis painting hanging somewhere in her house?

She musn't forget to pick up scent diffusers for the home in her favorite aromas: Kool 100's, Marlboro Menthols and the ever popular Skoal.

#16 lol :)
no they used to have much more
r
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in them :)

#53 - That's funny. I would imagine the whole spread would look more like the recent picture of Whitney Houston's bathroom.

#26 i think the sign
is there for all to see :)

fire what ?...

“She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick's bedroom.’”

First of all I didn't think it would bother Fed-ex to hang out in a high school chick's bedroom. It's not like he's never done it before (like last week). I'm sure he's got a glove compartment full of candy bars in his car.

It is interesting to not that you drive off leaches with only "pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers". I thought you had to use fire.

I have nothing witty to say because it's all been said...except that I love this website, it's such a guilty pleasure!!!

Oh and I've said it before and some of you have said it again. GET A FUCKING STROLLER!

My porblem is: are there 2 manny's? One that looked like a 70's porn star and the other that looked like Prince William on 'roids?

Please solve my porblem.

Love me.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. . .

“[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music."

well, his music can't really get any worse, right?

Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

I want to see K-Fed and that guy get into a Drunken-Frat-Boy fight: Acceptable club clothing and backwards white baseball caps. A lot of them calling each other "bitch" or, "fag", and that thing they do where they sort of push/slap/shove each other with the palms of their hands. Then they lock with each other like mating octopi and roll around knocking poeple's drinks over and toppling furniture, while girls plaintively yell things like, "No! Oh my God, you're gonna hurt him! Stop!"

Awesome.

Too bad he's too young to remember the PSA or else I bet SP could get away with so much shit.. "I learned it from watching YOU, Dad! I learned it from watching YOU!"

Stupid is as stupid does. . . And Forest probably has more brain cells than these two nit-wits.

Jaq - good call on the PSA!

from new scientist :)

The carbon-rich disc of Beta Pictoris will either evolve into a planetary system like our own or seed freakish planets with diamond mountains and methane skies

...either they are feeling
...what we'r efeeling
...or i want some
...of that shit too :)

#6:

OMG SEVENTY-TWO W00T!

;)

#71

Seed Freakish Planets
With Diamond Mountains
And Methan skies

"She looks with kaleidoscope eyes"?

@54: Wallpaper? Fuck that... fake wood paneling. Held together with duct tape.

...and in unrelated news... :)

LONDON (Reuters) - Parliament was briefly sealed off in a security alert on Wednesday after a man threw powder in a public area of the building, police said.

"A man spread an unidentified substance in the central lobby. He has been detained at the scene while inquiries continue," police said in a statement.

Doors to the historic building were briefly sealed while police investigated, but the alert was called off within an hour after police decided the substance was harmless.
One police officer said there had been fears the powder was anthrax but a member of parliament said later he had heard it was flour.

"Somebody we think had a grievance threw some powder in the central lobby. No one is allowed in or out while we check this," a uniformed police officer on duty at parliament told Reuters during the security alert.

...an eyewitness later said
...the only strange thing
...about it, was that i could
...see tony [bliar] on his
...hands and knees
...hoovering
...it up with
...a straw :)

@75: You reside in Jamaica, right?

"doctor my eyes cannot be disguised?"

#76 i wish :)))

The girly decorations can only be an improvement on Papazao...ugh... Brit, I'm no fan of yours, but for your children's sake, please grow up and be the adult you must be to care for your wonderful kids.

Kicking K-Fungus to the far side of the street is a good start. Then put him on a train to someplace cold in South America.

I can just see the pictures after she has her other baby, tripping over their arms as she carries them by their legs. I hope manny gets a raise, he's going to be grabbing kids double time.

totally [ot] but you shoudl be aware

BEIJING (AFP) - Beijing authorities have revoked the licenses of six Internet websites and temporarily shut down 12 others during a 90-day city-wide crackdown, state press reported.

...and it's you next
...hear what moby
...is desperately
...trying to explain

thanks babe :)

on another topic, check out how bizarre lohan's lil sister looks in this photo:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1217mud.jpg

damienda? damiendra? damienette? help me out here....

#82 i thought she was looking
much better just the other day
maybe she doesn't want to be
in showbiz?
maybe she could be smarter than you?

She's taking away his inspiration. After all, he came up with those songs by plastering himself on his leather couches for weeks (naked), and every so often he painfully peels his cheeto, sweat encrusted body off the leather, and the first sound he makes getting up becomes his next song. How else could he have come up with "popozao" ??

@67

**BOING**

*cue drummer*

...ignore if you don't get it :)
...another from new scientist

Test will show if dark energy interacts with dark matter
10 June 2006

THE tale of Galileo dropping two cannonballs of unequal weights from the Leaning Tower of Pisa laid the cornerstone for a theory that explains the way matter behaves in a gravitational field. Now a test on a far grander scale, involving stars and galaxies, could determine how the unseen mass that makes up dark matter behaves under the influence of the unseen field known as dark energy.

Mike Kesden of the Canadian Institute for Theoretical Astrophysics in Toronto has a model for how the dark matter thought to make up 90 per cent of the mass of a galaxy interacts with dark energy, the force thought to be causing the expansion of the universe to accelerate. Because of this interaction, he thinks dark matter acquires an extra "mass" that attracts other dark matter. Normal matter, however, is immune to this attraction.

Kesden, of course, can't lob balls of dark matter ...

...so, do let us know
...how that
...turns
...out
for
y
o
u

lol bitch :)

Ummm... yeah... he should just feel lucky that Britney lets him live in her house. Marrying her is like winning the lottery. He should be like "Pink Silk!!! YESSS!!!" Talk about an ungrateful brat.

maybe
herbiefrog
is a dildo?

Hey K-Fed - Rent-A-Center called and they want their black pleather furniture back.

88 -
wow bitches lol
herbiefrog
r
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is a far out cat
maybe
just maybe
he should
S
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and die! :)

mommy, the frog-man is scaring me!

i cant believe he has the balls to complain. he wouldnt even have a house if it werent for her!

Look!!! A baby driving a fire truck!!!

Kevin fed is a goober.

what a wiener..
=/

Does her kid seem abnormally large to anyone else? I think she didn't like the one she got and traded him for a different model.

Obviously this is all a plan she has for K-fag.
Clearly she's done with him because she already has ass.
You can see from the picture she knows the ass she wants.

And it ain't K-fag's.

My sources also tell me that K-Fed was k-fed-up that this manny kept taking off with all the umbrellas.

The best part is dudes probably had training and shit and would absolutely destroy k_Fag if it ever came to violence, which I for one am hoping it does.

Oh yeah and stop feeding the damn kid cheetos for fucks sake,or he aint ever gonna out grow that massive baby fat thing he has going on.

Leave SP alone....he's just *husky*...yes, if she doesn't put him down and let him learn how to crawl or walk, he'll never get enough exercise or ever care to...and he'll have to be banished to shopping in the *husky* section of Wal-Mart...any guys out there identifying with that heartbreak as a kid?

There's "husky" and then there are the kids who end up on Maury weighing 100 lbs at 4 years old.

he is one fat gross baby. sorry, the sheer fact that he is the unholy offspring of two of the dumbest people alive precludes him from being cute or worthy of being saved in any way. if she drops him and he bites it i will consider it an act of darwin.

who knew they made cheetos in baby food form!

FIRST!

She thinks the fucking kid is a toy. That's what life is for this woman, everything's a fucking game.

K-Fed is popozao! Fire! Ungh!

...just a btw :)
was browsing :)

Posted by rachel on May 24, 2006 02:14 PM

Kabbalah center is killing Madonna. They are starving her and causing her to look so haggard. And her skin - leather.
Madonna- It don't mean nothing.mp3

...anyway
...what was the question?

And speaking of Madonna, it appears that Janice Dickinson who did or was done by everyone (male and female)during the 80's, didn't hit her (madonna) 'cause she was stinky ho'.

yuck on many different levels.

#104

that was the first comment that actually made me laugh

Doesn't K-tard have a lot of babies he's not taking care of right now? How come a guy that has no career in music gets to bitch to the media all the time? I want to bitch to the media about last night. I passed out in the bathroom of the local bar, and woke up with a woman that has more body hair than me. I hope that's my own piss I'm covered in. Damn you Page 6, Look At Me!!!

I think that Britney should hire K-Fag's ex. Shar would make a killer Mammy.

#110 - Tranny - was it as good for you as it was for me? And it wasn't! Tee-hee-hee Start small, think blind item.

111 Jacq;

Duly noted. But please, at least wax the hobbit feet!

#112 - I've fired up the grinder, I'm about to do my toes...

113,

holy shit, that was funny.....and later, after I've cleaned the piss off me, maybe I can "do your toes" as well?

Rich does not equal smart or tasteful. Hmm, I suppose the same could be said for Paris Hilton.

64> I don't think anyone answered. Yes there is one awesome porn mustached guy who looks like security, he's the one that caught the baby when brit-brit almost dropped SPF while wearing too long pants and carrying her gin and tonics in her other hand. Youngish cutish (dream as compared to Kfed) her Manny is the manny. Out with Manpri and in with Manny. And I know more about this bs than my own family right now.

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Nicole Richie turns 92 !!!!

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/nicole_richie_i.html

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My IQ has really just started plummeting every time I hear another half-snippet of this woman's life and lack of parenting (or judgment in general) abilities. She's just a body to ogle and make money... Wait. She was just a body to ogle and make money with. Now she's 4 or 5 bodies with absolutely nothing to give to anyone. It's really pretty tragic.

Britney: Marilyn Monroe :: J.Lo : Liz Taylor

After Brit and the new guy complete their conspiracy to whack out Sean Preston, will he be considered a hit-manny?

Can y'all imagine how depressing Brit's life is now? She hoped for this fab life of being married and having her own family....instead she got a fame-seeker for a husband who knocks her up so she cant ever have a career again....the media makes her look like a bad mom for almost dropping her son and for teaching him to drive.... poor Brit....I wish Justin could take her back so this nightmare could get juicier....

Can y'all imagine how depressing Brit's life is now? She hoped for this fab life of being married and having her own family....instead she got a fame-seeker for a husband who knocks her up so she cant ever have a career again....the media makes her look like a bad mom for almost dropping her son and for teaching him to drive.... poor Brit....I wish Justin could take her back so this nightmare could get juicier....

Of course he does! He's never around to save the kid's life, so he's (the baby's)only going to be able to identify with Wario the wonderfuck as Daddy.

I knew from the beginning that this would be a great slow train wreck. One minute she's suggestively chewing on a pencil (or a phone cord, or her finger, or anything but what's implied - can you still say cock here?) and writhing around with her hair in pigtails, and fourteen minutes later she's exactly where all those other teenybopper kinderwhore sluts I went to jr. high school with are now - barefoot, pregnant dishrag whores with greasy dirtbag boyfriends/husbands.
Good for you, Britney Spears, you go, Britney Spears. I still care, here, have some chips. And an ice cream cake.

This poor little chunk makes me rethink my current, pre-election diversionary tactic.

Instead of homosexuals, I think we'll amend the constitution to ban marriage between vapid, shallow, delusional, inbred trailer trash. Oh, wait, that'll REALLY alienate my base!

Never mind. I think we'll just torture the prisoners at Abu Ghraib with Papozao playing top volume in an endless loop. (Screw Amnesty International. I really don't get their problem with cruel and inhumane punishment. Pussies)

Who gives a shit. She can make a gingerbread house for all I care the shit is gonna come tumbling down anyway.

With all the money spending these two are doing, she has no brains fuck maybe when I get my next paycheck I'll Fed-X this dumblina a stroller.

Maybe this will end well. Maybe K-Fed will lose it and take a swing at the manny, and the manny will beat K-Fed into atoms.

I'm sorry....but what does Popozao means??!! Could someone explain me?!

I think it was supposed to read: K-Fed hates being a tranny.

126 -- it is Kevin Federline's sad excuse for a "song." It is the worst thing you ever heard. You've been warned.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h1qe6DDa1WM&search=popozao

Hahahahahaha Tai Tai I swear that never gets old.

Yet, for some reason, as the soothing strings and beats of POO POO POO POO ZAO play on and on and on and on and on, I snap out of the trance just as I'm about to pull the trigger on my Remington 1100 shotgun.

I meant...what do the words mean? I ask this because I'm Portuguese, and I have read somewhere that Popozao was sth portuguese....What the hell?! :S

Okay, has anyone seen the new US Weekly with Angelina Jolie on the cover? Well inside there is a picture of Britney Spears and OH MY GOD she looks HORRIBLE!!! And more horrible than usual. She has on a yellow dress with like flowers or strawberries on it thats far to short for her pregnant ass, stringy hair with like 1 inch of roots coming through, a big gawdy necklace, and BRIGHT red ipstick. You know those women who look like they are 53 and are trying to be 23 and are on Maury Povich THATS what she looks like...oh the horror!

'Popozao' is supposedly Portugese forshaking your ass or some such devil-worshipping act.

I think it is really Bosnian for crusty shit stain, but I can't confirm my sources.

The More You Know!

AH! REally? OK, always learning with these stupid bastards...especially my own language. There isn't a word remotely similar to that one. Pls someone shot these sorry asses....

Si, like I, for example, am going to make up a word and it will be the newest dance craze: Nipapahobag
It's Peruvian for Douche-scented Pillow Stain, which has deep sentimental value to me, and therefore it will be all the more suitable to shake your ass to. Hail Satan!

No new topics yet this morning. It will be so nice for everyone when there is a website that updates throughout the day. It's coming soon, don't worry.

http://www.papahotnuts.com

Flash to 2026 - Year of the K-Fed Offspring Family Reunion...

Kid 1: Which one are you?

Kid 2: I'm A.B. - After Britney, K-Fed's Kid No. 26

Kid 3: So the rumors aren't true? There was no genetic mutuation after that unfortunate incident with Daddy and the pissed off radiologist?

Kid 2: Unless you consider three testicles mutation, I'm alright!

@134 LMAO that is funniest thing I've read this year!

Papa stop teasing us and get it up already!

First!

Ok whats k-fed waffling on about AFFECTING HIS MUSIC that shite he sings oh no im sorry "raps" what could possibly make that worse i mean seriously. he probably wasnt even doing one thing that manny is doing. he is only jelous because britney isnt at home playing adoring wife instead she is plannning to kick him out on his heiney

i'm so waiting for the story "spears leaves k-fed for manny". I mean how many times has the woman been left for the nanny? it's time the tables have turned.

My husband just guessed that Kevin Federline's 'music' must sound like David Silver's from 90210. I think he's onto something.

God, Britney, PLEASE get it together, girl.

According to Mama Taylor (Perry, the Manny's mom) Perry has a girlfriend that he's been dating for 2 years. Prime pickings for the country bumpkin who can't keep her hands off of kept men.

I'd love for the sign to read, "No fat chicks." Thats why she looks distressed. Not because she's a whore.

k first of all kfed is the fag here. don't diss britney on how horrible she looks and how fat she is. she's freakin pregnant and has had a kid already I'd like to see how you looked after that.