Jun 27 2006Kate Beckinsale is a good wife

Yeah that's not drawing attention to yourself. That chick looks pissed.

Aren't you supposed to stop changing your pants in public when you're like, um, 4?

Why isn't she using her mouth?

What the hell is he doing? Tucking his dick back in? Looks to me like it fell out of his shorts and his wife is holding a towel while he replaces it where it belongs.

He looks like he's giggling and begging her not to touch his wee-wee.

what a 'mo.

Well Blow me down. What a EXCITING BIT OF NEWS!!! YOU'RE KIDDING! Kate Beckinsale and her frat boy hubby on the beach?? I never would of guessed it could be possible. Whoop De Doo Dang.

Tell me, Kate, should I wear it in our out today?
Hee-hee-hee! In! In!

@5-LMAO!

I like the look on the girls face in the second photo. It's like a combination of intrigue and disgust

#10 - that chick in the 2nd picture has no reason to look at anyone else in disgust. I mean, she's fucking hanging out all over the place. Lock that shit up.

#10 - I, too, am intrigued and disgusted. Intrigued by her boobs and disgusted by her gut.

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than peeking at a small, shriveled, sandy wiener that's been soaking in brine all morning. That's really the only way I ever want to see a man's penis. Unless he has a Jacob's ladder adorning his scrotum and has dyed his pubic hair neon red. That's pretty hot, too.

Thanks, everybody, for leaving comments on my site! I have so many imaginary friends now, I can probably stop cutting myself and drinking Everclear for breakfast.

I said PROBABLY.

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Yeah, that's pretty much what my Mum used to do with a towel when my brother wanted to change pants at the beach and didn't want anyone to see his willy. He was about 4 years old at the time.

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Hee hee! I heart you, sweetcheeks.

small, shriveled, sandy, brine-soaked weiner? I sense a market for that.

I only wish there were a fourth picture where she yanks the towel down exposing his "shrinkage" and him kicking sand in her face as she laughs at his small weenie. Then and only then would this be newsworthy.

At least it looks like they're having fun, unlike all these millionaire celebrities (or Paris) that are always pissed off.
Plus, I saw "Click" this week-end and now I'm more ad-dick-ted to Kate - she is fucking hot.

I'm sorry I am too distracted to give this "newsworthy" item a comment. My eyes are fixed in the sausage staring at them. OR is that a before picture of a girl using TrimSpa?

#11 and #12, I was just waiting....waiting... for the inevitable comments on how the girl in the red bikini top is a fat cow, a whale, a rhino, disgusting, doesn't deserve to live, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

Surprised it took so long to get to that point. God y'all are so sadly predictable.

#19 - Are YOU the girl in the red bikini top?
Would you rather we pick on her very unfortunate braids?

#0
the lessor fish guy omitted
the photo where she is
peeking inside the
towel...

...presumably to
...see how the cold
...water affects things :)

Kate is bowing down, and worshipping the religion of penis. It's the new Hollywood fad, next to Scientology and Kabalah. That, or she's trying to show the fat chick what a naked man looks like.

#21
...and for those that couldn't find it...

http://www.superphotospace.com/view.php?img=kate367yellow_44a1550fb8180.jpg

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What's the "lessor" fish guy? Is he the big tuna that leases a empty clam shell to the little minnow (the "lessee")?

I've got an empty clam shell for lease. Twenty dollars per hour.

25 no if that was a cockle shell :)

Red tube top chick looks like she's about to deck Kate and run off with her man.

The lady in the red bikini top looks like jrzmommy. All stretched-out in the mid-section.

#26 - Ok, herbie, that was actually good. :)

25 Does it happen to be a bearded clam?

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Yay, herbie, you made a cognitive sentence. Stay with us! Do not retreat to the land of superfluous line breaks and nonsensical babblings! You can do it!

could be wrong but it looks like she is covering him while he makes water.

what a gal!!!!!!

#28 & #30 - does this mean the end of te world is nigh since you are praising Herbie?

#29 - Bearded like Rip Van Winkle.

I can't quite recall when red and neon green has EVER gone together. I'd be very ashamed if I was that blimpy fatso in the background. Cuz, see, I am soooo hot. Man am I hot.

#32 - I don't know. I'm scared. I feel unwell.

Jacq, pleasant as ever, I see.

#35 - you'll be OK, just take a few shots of tequila and it will all pass.
And hurry up and do it before you start chatting with meganharris or Lamebananarama

jizzymomma - how's Wisconsin treating you?
That's where you are from, correct? That's where all ugly chicks come from originally.

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I embrace all who reject the religion of indecipherable posts.

Those who are names after psychotic phallic fruit, however, can never be redeemed and go straight to Hades.

*named*

#36 - *tips hat*

#34 - I know. I know. It's tough being dead efen sexy.

*effen* dang it!

#39 - is Hades another name for Tom Cruise's ass? That's the only place tha lame banananananana has been lately.

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No, to him, that would be Paradise.

29 - she sucks sea shells by the seashore...

actually there are two different pics
of her peeking into the "towel"

looks like she's trying to get a bit closer in the second

but i really couldn't comment :)_

Kate Beckinsale is nothing. She's less interesting than Paris Ho and Lindsay Ho. I hate her top. I hate her shorts. I hate her hair. She makes me puke.

#13

HA! That sounds like pickled dick.... too funny

PaisleyMoon - you are just as interesting as MeganHarris

is that britney spears in the background?

49,IFuckingHateYou, drink my ass juice. Tard.

#20, I *wish* my stomach looked that good. Puh-leeze, that girl's in good shape. It's just that that knee-jerk reaction here is to call anyone who's not anorexic fat.

#52 - it's called lovehandles and they're nasty. You can do something about that very quickly. And you must be extraordinarily large & in charge for you to think that chick is in good shape.

Now let's talk about the "predictable" comments:
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned and people like me because I am NOT anorexic".

"You guys are never happy - you think this one is too fat, this one is too skinny, this one takes it in the ass while this one prefers oral stimulation. Geez, will you guys just give it up. You're so sad".

My ususal response: Suck a dick & get over it.

#51 - Ass juice? Anal leakage? Diet pills? Fatass.

#52 - Fatty McFat-Fat.

Kate is my pick for babe of the year.

She is perfect..good looks,great body,smart,
tough, AND..still willing to give it up on the beach when her man needs a hand.

Well honestly never was a doubt in my mind that Kate was anything less than wonderful. And to all the people whining about the comments on the red tube top lady. PHULEEEZZ when did it become ok to parade about in ill fitting outfits exposing you fat. Bottom line if she was in a one piece and a top which gave some support she would look better.

I am sorry the rule is if your belly sticks out as far or further than your boobs it SHOULD BE COVERED IN PUBLIC. What you do at home is your biz but please don't subject me to your inability to put the fork down and get your fat ass to the gym. Call me Superficial but if I wanted to look at a imperfect body can examine my own in a swimsuit.

she needs one of those swimming dresses like they wore in the 20's.

I like how in the 3rd pic it looks like they spotted the guy taking pictures of them.
He's thinking: "Hell yea, it looks likes she's been giving me head in public!"
She's thinking: "Oh, Jesus Christ, it looks like I've been giving him head in public.."

@56 - case in point: Shitney -- she needs to lock that shit up!

Sheesh, she is just being a good wife, and holding up a towel while the guy spanks it on a public beach. I hope she's got a splatter guard handy.

She's playing peek-a-boo with his pecker. And she can't find it. Poor Kate.