Jun 23 2006Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz not broken up

fuck yourself meganharris

I second #1

didn't meganharris star as Cameron Diaz's neighbor in 'There's Something BAout Mary?'

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I don't get their relationship either. She only looks pretty when she's airbrushed in a photo. Eversince The Mask, she's looked like crap. It appears she does her own hair and makeup for events, which is not a good thing.

#3

HaHaHa Magda! Who was also Munson's landlady in Kingpin!

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"

"You really jarred something loose there, tiger!"

Yup, chicagoboy! LALALALALALALALALALALA

Cameron, you shouldn't make that face. How would you like it if it got stuck like that?

Don't kill me, but I think they actually look good together.

I heart Justin Timberlake.

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I'm sure she does.

LMFAO she does look like the joker. But I still find her more attractive than Justin, who sounds like his voice has yet to change. And that brillo pad on his head! UGH.

I think the only time Justin looked hot was in that Rock Your Body video. Can't resist a man who can dance.

I HATED his goldilocks days, and this partial fro thing has got to go, too.

She's hot. You guys are crazy.

I hate this fucking website. It's boring. Who gives a crap that Christina A. went out on the town in short shorts, I can look out my window and see 50 girls like that right now. Isn't there any such thing as juicy gossip anymore?

All this lame-ass website does is post picture that were papparazzi throwaways.

they just saw themselves on the big screen and they're laughing themselves silly on how stupid they look.

You hate it yet you took the time to post. What a maroooooon. Byne now. Push off. Fuckyouvery much.

15: Go to said window of yours. Walk out onto the ledge. Now jump. See, things are looking better already - for all of us!

#15-i agree.

How come on YO MOMMA Wilmer Valderamma says cash MANNNNNEY?

I am puzzled by the amount of people who come on this website and post about how much they hate this website. If you hate it #1, who are you on it? and #2 why do you even waste your time posting? seriously, and where did you even get the mistaken impression that people care that you don't like this website. go away and stop being annoying.

They're laughing because Cameron just pulled the "pull my finger" joke on an unsuspecting fan.

and what the fuck does number 19 mean?

i heart this website.
it's just that the stories posted so far today lack pizazz.

Hilarious, Equalparts! Don't you have anything to do today? It's Friday. You actually took the time to get a username and password so you can say a site sucks. You sound like the type that would move to the country and complain about the birds. Seriously. Do you have any gossip?

I heard Angelina had a paparazzo arrested for sneaking picts of Maddox at daycare.

See, we all have a bunch of time on our hands today!

Well if you're all bored with this shit just click on Destination: Beautiful's name. Because she has like the coolest myspace EVERR!
You are a true poet laureate. fucking loser. join your buddy #15 with jumping out the window. That's what real poets do anyways so you'll be all cool & shit.

And you're not allowed to watch the Colbert Report. Only funny, cool are allowed to so stay the fuck away from it before you ruin it.

Here's a pizazz-y story for you: Jessica Simpson got a nose job. It's now even smaller than Ashlee's. And it looks god-awful.

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

ouch. that was mean. i didn't realize i said anything that bad.

I'm pretty sure Justin Timberlake is Cameron Diaz's "Katie Holmes." She only lets him out every once in a while, and he has to smile uncomfortably for the cameras and act all happy, then she puts him back and gives him a makeover before the next outing. She calls him "Just." Oh, and he recently had L. Ron Hubbard's baby.

Lamebananas - Being the loudest kid on the short bus is not something to be proud of.

I think Wilmer Vilderama is attempting to create a catch phrase. It's pretty lame. It's so 1980's Miami, no?

sweetcheeks:
omg. that picture is scary. i hope that's not really her.

cojo: it just sounds like he's talking to someone named manney.

27: you didn't say anything bad. I just pick on people that deserve it and, as I have stated many times today, I am especially bored and just feeling punchy, but in a good way.

#20 is obviously confused.

Pay attention now, beautifull:

TheSuperficial:
http://www.thesuperficial.com

Megan Harris (in a very flatering pink shirt, i must say):
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Images/34.jpg

Now go and bash correctly.

oh okay. no big deal.

@32 I heart you, but I would be terrified to let you see my myspace.

Give me your myspace right now rori. I demand it.

destination:banaltown

come on rori give it up...

32
i think i've learned my lesson.

You wouldn't have mentionied it if you didn't want to give it up rori... come on, let's see it. And while you're at it smoke this marijunan cigarette as well.

what's banaltown?

Everyone,s doing it...come on, be cool.

They're like the perfect McCouple.

come on rori, give up the account, I mean it's not like there's stalkers around here

#39 I really don't think that you have learned your lesson. I still see poetry and goofy-ass pictures of yourself trying to look like a darkie washington. Why don't you just wipe the slate clean & start over again.

@41 it's when a well hung ponie goes down-town in your ass

Banal--Drearily commonplace and often predictable, Trite.

Town--A population center that is larger than a village and smaller than a city.

rori? myspace please.

let the myspace bashing begin!

Errr.... Idk. Are you some sort of predator that's going to show up on perverted justice next week?

Megan Harris posted hers. You're telling me you don't have the courage of a Megan Harris? Is this what you are telling me? Say it aint so rori, say it aint so...

i don't have any poetry on there.
i have some lyrics from some bands, but no poetry.
?

i wish there was another tom cruise story.

who the fuck are you calling a pervert? I'm a chick... and we all know chicks aren't perverts. It's science. Get over yourself. God.

MYSPACE!
MYSPACE!
MYSPACE!

THE REAL QUESTION: WHO CARES?

Can't argue with science.

Alternatively, Megan Harris should probably be wearing a helmet. Am I coward or just smarter than her? (Btw I thought someone found her, I didn't think she posted it.)

My bad biatcho. Course you're not.

Well, you're telling me this shit isn't lame-ass poetry:

my skin is like a map
of where my heart has been
and i can't hide the marks

or

waiting for the rain to stop
destination: beautiful
seems that i'm still waiting for the sun

It's not good poetry, but it's faggy nonetheless.

the first one is from a song by natasha bedingfield. the second is from a song by mae.

the song by bedingfield is "i bruise easily" and the one by mae is called "sun"

I dont know idf this is old but anyone see Ashley drunk at Mcdonalds...

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=910bb4b0-1066-4b2e-962c-63c44fec7cb1&f=06/64&fg=copy

such a spoiled piece of shit!

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yes, that's old.

Rori - you need to ask yourself this: Do you really give a fuck about what a bunch of strangers say about you on a goddamn computer screen?? We don't know you, you don't know us. If someone makes shit about you you just shit twice as hard on them & take it like a man. Don't be a fucktart like MeganHarris.

Oh & #55 - Sorry to interrupt the exciting string of posts about Xtina. Why don't you go log onto her fan club website if you want to talk about her with people that could give a shit about her.

No one cares! No one!

But the good thing is that the superfish guy can post this crap all be wants.
"Oh look, it's X-tina WALKING!"
"Oh look, Justin and Cameron STILL together!"
It doesn't matter.
We'll all be here, making posts about myspace and etc. The quality of the story does not affect the post count.

And...I love this place for being extra-superficial.

60 & 61: I don't know who the hell you're talking about and I won't respond to it.

66-but you just did.

Biatcho- my point is similar to yours in that how i act/talk on this site is different from who i am in real life, and my myspace has probably too much personal info on it. I guess I just want to keep it separate.

Fuck, did I just give a self-righteous diagram-like explanation in here?

*goes kill herself*

you're obviously too stupid to have ever watched Arrested Development or you would have gotten that joke you dumb-ass. I bet you like Fiona Apple.

Oh I see rori. So people on here don't really talk this way in real life? Bunjch of pussies. That sucks. You're really missing out on a whole bunch of fun.

I never was a faithful watcher of Arrested, but I watched it a couple times. Apparently I did miss the joke.

Too much personal info yet it is on myspace...yeah, noone will see it there.

by the way #70 was aimed at #67 because I don't like her.

She's thin and tall. Evidently that's all you need to succeed in Hollywood. Her hair is awful and her skin is so bad it looks like it's been shaved with a cheese grater.

I'm sure he wouldn't be the first guy to "accidentally fall into her mouth." I figure that's how she gets most of her movie roles...

I got the AD joke, by the way. It's one of the few shows I watch...or watched. Too bad it's gone. Loved Lucille.

@73 I'm not a myspace whore, so no, not really.

@74 Well that doesn't make me any less stupid, now does it? :)

It's official: MySpace is for homos.

biatch - I'll show you myspace if you show me yourspace. ;)

I meant biatcho

Cool I'm a homo?

did you say tall? are you lit? shes not even 5 feet tall.

uumm, myspace is for faggotsissypussyfreshman. This site is about as close to myspace as I will ever fucking get.

now mygash.com is a different story.

actually i'm the one thats lit. we're not in the xtina thread. oops.

ps myspace is gay.

rori - you're not dumb nor are you a homo (you're not right? cause I can't talk to you if you are a homo). But you just can't go around waving your myspace in people's faces and expect us to not threaten you to show it to us, only to back out because of "privacy".

@81, besides being a homo, are you also into beastiality, say like a pony

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I hereby decree: MySpace is for homos!
MySpace people will now be identified by a rainbow flag tattoo on their face.
That is all.

Anybody that is dumb enough to link their comments to a myspace account deserves the superficial-style thrashing that will inevitably ensue. . .

Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

First off I never posted my myspace. Someone else found it and wanted to make fun of it. i don't even care.

Secondly.. Justin Should dump her OLD ass. Cameron Diaz is OOOOOOOLD. I'll take Justin.

Since apparently today is "Poetry Corner" on the SF:

There once was a man from Nantucket. . .

where's your myspace OshKosh? You know you have one. Or wait, lemme guess, you still have a Friendster?

Wait, do they have a Facebook for elementary school kids? Thats more your thing.

You care MeganHarris. Obviously not about the cousin of yours whose shown sitting on the bench in the Xtina picture, but we all know you care & HATE the fact that we're in your head now.
And let's add that you have a crush on Justin Timberlake to the list of stupid-ass shit you are all about.

Meganharris, it is called a SLAMBOOK, not a facebook. reject. You were never cool enought to be a part of the slambook festivities in school so why would you know what it's called.

What's Megan's myspace?

@88 I didn't post my myspace, because I haven't put up any pix of my new rainbow flag face tattoos yet.

I think we should have a contest to find the biggest douches on myspace.

Here's a loser:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=11038580

Papa sent it out earlier.. here it is again:

http://www.myspace.com/meganharris84

97: that's a FEMALE????????????????????

Megan does have a little Kirsten Dunst thing going on. (If that is her)

@97 have you seen the worst myspace hairstyles thing on demonbaby? There's some douches.

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html
(Sorry, forgot to add the link. And now I'll shut up.)

there's nothing i love more than a gangsta thug who loves dinosaurs, stars and telling people "I love you".

I just need to say for the record there is some fat chick named "danielle" that keeps popping up who writes only in CAPS and is so dumb & annoying that I might start to hate her more than meganharris.
I'm just sayin'...

http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Images/15.jpg

http://catamountsports.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/harris_megan00.html

http://www.uncwil.edu/Athletics/2003-04%20womens%20soccer/Profile%20Harris%2C%20Megan.htm

92 - Hey Butterface! This site right here is as close as I get to having a MySpace or Blogger.com or Friendster account because I am not a super-dork like yourself who has no real friends or job. In fact, I had never heard of Friendster until now. Why don't you try insulting me because I don't have the latest Trapper Keeper or because I haven't seen the latest Matthew McConaghey movie? You ugly little snotball.

http://judolphins.cstv.com/sports/c-rowing/mtt/harris_megan00.html

http://www.uncwil.edu/athletics/2001%20Women%27s%20Soccer/05%20Harris%2C%20Megan.htm

Boy, meganharris' really resemble bulldykes, huh?

Mission accomplished. I set out to prove Megan Harris is not pretty or cute.

biatcho=

http://www.dickandthechicks.com/images/ugly.jpg

MeganHarris - I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

how the fuck did you get a hold of my high school grad picture? You sneaky little shitstain you. Don't even attempt to go there with me buddy, you won't make it out alive.

But which is the REAL MeganHarris?

biatcho=
http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg

God, biatcho, you are so photogenic!

one more time:

biatcho=

http://www.realrealfunny.com/gallery/detail.asp?iType=33&iPic=1113

I like Cameron Diaz better when she's a 19 year old dumb fuck dancing around topless in futuristic softcore movies. He looks like Bob Saget after a night of hookers and hydroponic northern lights...

ooohhh, that one really hurts me. I have such low self-esteem that these pictures you're sending out really make me think I look like that. And, it bothers me, you know. I think I might cry now.

Tell me shitstain - today was obviously your last day of 9th grade, yet you're sitting in front of a computer?? Why not out partying with friends right now? Oh - you didn't get invited again? Well, there's always next year to make friends, and to not get erections in front of your public speaking class and to lose the nasal spray from your snot-filled nose.
Let me guess where the nickname shitstain came from: superatomic wedgie by the bigger kids on the bus and everyone saw your shitstaned underpants?

Thanks rori - I know I'm hot!! sizzling!

The thing that's wrong about me in that 3rd picture is the tattoo. You see, I would never ink myself. I just don't want to have that on me when I'm like 80, you know?
But other than that, the image is pretty accurate. Kudos shitstain.

*shitstained, sweetie.

thanks, tiger! good job, ace! Nice one, doll.

Cameron Diaz is a circus freak. And I'm not talking regular freak such as the bearded lady. Nah, nah, we are talkin' HBO's Carnivale evil hermaphrodite clown and shit.

She's also going bald.

Does anyone else keep getting fucking logged off?

MeganHarris, Mateo called and wanted me to tell you he doesn't like you and to please stop following him like an ugly, pasty little puppy.

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Never keeps me signed in, either.

#117
WAIT! i thought that was suri cruise!!!

(thanks for the great site, sweetcheeks)

Megan, come on now... we all know you CAN'T be related to the girl in the xtina pic. NO ONE in your family is remotely that small, or feminine looking, right?

Megan Harris is cool, don't you all remember?? Waiting for the avalanche....she made out with Leonardo DiCaprio!

#102
that's so f'ing hillarious!!!

#102
Holy fucking shit, thank you SO much for that. I pissed myself laughing at those tard.

God damn emo kids. Can't live with 'em, would have no one to make fun of without them.

#33-Megan Harris looks like a retard on steroids. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

good job Cruising For COck, But none of those Megan Harris's are me. I"m way prettier than all those jock girls.

i'm sure he actually has fallen into her mouth. he just somehow managed to climb his way out, then back again, and discovered it was a very fun game....

#136
Ouch! that really hurts, boo fucking hoo!I was just giving you a compliment. But if you think your too good for one, then too bad ya hag! You just keep on dreaming if that helps. As for cruising for cOck,..you wish you had a cOck in your hand right now retard!

*making amends* the last post was entirely for MEGASS HARRIS! and not for cruising for cock. MY BAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!

I bet she could swallow a 12 inch cock.

91-
That sounds familiar!!!

Cameron is fugly and looks like she would have a smelly crotch. As for Justin, he can rock my body any day!

Cool picture. I can't believe Noah Wylie and Bo Jackson are hanging out at the same party behind Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. I didn't know those guys chilled. Sweet.

Dontcha just hate it when you see a hot guy dating an ugly broad?!?! It's worse when you stop and realize that she's 10 years his senior!! Justin...what a waste, maybe if you would've just worked things out and stayed with britney she woundn't have destroyed her career, life, offspring, and looks, and you could've stayed with someone on the same callaber as yourself...*tisk tisk tisk*...WISE UP AND DUMP THAT OLD HAG B4 U WIND UP CHANGING HER DEPENDS!!! lol

is itme or does biatcho have a whole fan club of enemies...? this person really doesn't have a life. by the way, if your listening...are u by in chance the hooker that stands on the corner in front of the doller store?

The difference between you & me (besides the fact that I am white & privileged & you're not) is that I am not here to make friends with anybody clearly. I have my own friends, but they're not like any of your friends because they don't try to kill me if I don't pay up.
Hate away - it's what I love most about this site. But it's refreshing to know that it bugs you to be hated so I am going to work on that even harder. laquita!