Jun 20 2006Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy tongue kiss

MY EYES! MY EYES!

They have the same hair style! If you squint your eyes this looks like a lesbian kiss. And even though i'm female somehow that's more acceptable...

I just got back from lunch, came to see if there was anything new on here, and now I think I'm about to lose everything I just ate.

Totally disgusting!

gee, guess i'm hot shit now. first without even trying.
well, maybe this will help burn out the vision of shitney and madonna. euwww. nope.
damn.

omg i just finished my tuna fish sandwich *vomits lunch*

Yuckies!

i would rather tongue jenny mccarthy than jim carrey, and i'm totally gay

booooo you whore.

I totally thought it WAS a lesbian kiss at first, but its not, and its kinda gross.

I need WINDEX!!!!!

The googles, they do nashing!!

HUUURRRRLLL! HUUUURRRLLLL!

Makes sense. Jenny's entire career has been to be the female Jim Carrey, so in a weird way making out with him is actually masturbation.

First Spade and Locklear- then Carrey and McCarthy- What is next? But Why should I complain- Hopefully the trend will sweep the nation so that some hot woman will find be attractive- The first shall be last and the ugly shall inherit the poon!!!!

I feel like washing my eyes out with soap after looking at that.

Raunch-a-riffic!

WHY oh WHY are you so cruel to us?!

Ugh. There's nothing like the taste of stomach acid in the afternoon...

i dont know about you all but this is so gross i cannot wait for the sex tape.

This has to be staged. How could they be ... licking each other ... like that long enough for:
1. a photographer to be interested
2. a photographer to zoom in like that

They should have given him the Oscar for the Truman Show like he wanted so he wouldn't revert to this behavior. I despise Jenny McCarthy. Jim Carrey doesn't bother me, but ... ew.

"You don't believe me how sick these boogers taste? Here!"

Now THOSE will be some truly stunning children.

Damn, this is weapons-grade raunchy. All that is missing is a clear picture of Jimmy's schlong splitting Jenny's red sea.

French kissing is so eighth grade.

10 - jacq

I'm still laughing. 'The googles' - Oh my God!

This doesn't bother me for some reason. I know I should be grossed out, but I'm not. Something must be wrong with me.

This is what I imagine it looked like behind the scenes at The Brady Bunch when Greg was playing tonsil hockey with his TV sister Marcia. Or was it his TV mom Florence Henederson? Nothing like a little TV incest...

looks like he is licking up his own spunk out oh her mouth........

Jim Carrey???....*BBLlllllech*

then he makes that face he did for "The Grinch"..that's the creepy part

I don't know why he dusted off his old Beatle wig.
I hope there's not another one of those hokey biopics in the works that he thinks will prove his work 'as an artist.' But has "Life of Goober" been done ?

@21 That visual is revolting. No more of that, please!

If Jim Carrey can pull this off, now I know I have a chance with Keira Knightley.

Another one trying to have hair like one of their girlfriends...he must be taking lessons from Brad Pitt. What an unlikely twosomes, only in Hollywood I guess...

And they'll still probably both claim that they are not dating. Jenny'll get knocked up and they still won't be dating.

This is pretty gross. Shouldn't his tongue be in her mouth instead of being launched at her? She looks pretty willing.

I agree that she is the female version of Jim and it does make sense, but it won't work out. Didn't they see the Seinfield episode where Jerry dated the female version of himself (was it Janeane Garoffalo?) and they couldn't stand eachother? Duh!

At least she's not shitting on him.....

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/03/01/jenny_mccarthy_has_public_diar.html

i dunno... if jimmy's tongue can do that in her mouth, i can only imagine what it can do down south.

i heart jim carrey, always have, always will. *sigh*

Jim Carrey is a freak! Jenna better get it while she can. Let's just hope she doesnt get preggers like every other woman in hollywood.

Jenny^

I love anything remotely sexual but that made me dry up like the Sahara.

She should shit on him. I'm surprised they aren't wearing red clown noses and trying to stretch each others faces like silly putty.

I just don't find him attractive at all. Same with Jerry Seinfield. Yuck.

He kisses like Mike Tyson fucks.

Are we sure that's a tongue and they're not sharing a cocktail weiner?

So, whose tongue is that in the first picture? His or hers?

In that first photo, it looks more like they're passing a vienna sausage.

He's showing her his Ace Ventura Dolphin tongue trick.

Good for them. I like both of them. What's the big deal? They're both attractive. It's not like Jim Belushi making out with Kathy Griffin. Now THAT would be disgusting!
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This whole thing would bother me a lot less if they looked like they actually knew what they were doing. It had to be a set-up; why else would they be doing the porn 'yes-we-must-show-everything-so-people-can-see-how-into-each-other-we-are' kiss??

We need a new story right away so that this isn't the first thing that pops up on my screen. I'm looking, waiting while the page loads, then BAM! I would rather get slapped in the face with a shitty diaper than have to see these vile images again. That is, of course, assuming that no feces ends up in my mouth.

I guess the one positive thing that I can come up with, in spite of how unnnatural this is it IS easier to stomach than Skeletor and Ryan Peecrust.

Yes or no: Ranks as more desperate and obvious than the Richie and Denise on the balcony.

Proof that Jim Carrey is a cannibal.

I asked my mom what was going on is this picture and she said that the daddy movie star was passing his energy to the mommy movie star. These people got too much damn energy.

Papa - I want you to put your tongue in my mouth like that. Only more tongue.

It looks like they are sucking on a piece of meat, "Lady and the Tramp" style.

That's so sweet, he's cleaning her teeth for her so she doesn't have to brush. It's like she's a grouper and he's one of those little reef fish.

BO-RING! He's a has-been and so is she. They are perfect for each other. Let's hear some real news about Shitney dropping Sean P. on his head again tripping on her hooker heels or if the timer on fake child Suri Cruise's L. Ron Hubbard incubating machine has dinged yet.

I like the other picture better when they were just holding hands.
Has anyone noticed that they're getting alot of tongue action but no lip action? I didn't want to look too closely, but I think it's what I saw. Again - gross.

It has always been a dream of jane's eyre to kiss someone like so, but her hook nose gets in the way. Poor janes eyre........

Ewwww... That looks disgusting!

@54: You are a naughty boy!

Just the way I like my boys....

Wow they are remaking Dumb and Dumber??? Wo knew !!

@57- No, but they are remaking "Roxanne" the producers have cast our own jane's eyre in the lead. Congrats, you middle eastern jew whore, you have earned this role.

I've seen people touch their nose with their tongue, but it's really something when "one" can reach their nose with their tonsils.

I'd much rather see Paris Hilton tongue kiss a crocodile. Or a python.

Ewww... that looks like a mother bird trying to feed her baby her vomit..

Papa - how's the site coming along? Huurrrrreeeeeeeeeee I'm bored!

Yeah Papa, chop chop,bimbo bimbo!

Hey Pinky! thanks for stopping by today...we love you too!

my god.

You sure that's not two male emo kids snogging?

It's cum-lovers like these that causes traffic jams, where's the road rage when you need one.

which one is which?

And, yeah, Papa... i'm horny, so hurry it up!!

Why do you guys pick on Jane? I like Jane.

I like Jane too. She can spell.

I wish Jim's tongue was in my mouth.

Jane is stupid, that's why!

Cripes, I just shit my pants - what the fuck was that??? At first I thought it was a couple of horny bulldykes goin' at it - yeccchhh...

70 You forgot to put the Big in front on Jim. It's ok, we knew what you meant.

Jane is okay, but the person worthy of contempt is the coob.

Die coob, die!

ooo yeah :)

lol bitches

or babes :)

your [sic] choice

In other news.. TOM LOVES THE COCK!!!

just to help and set the record straight :)_

the protection is removed
i thought everyone got that

talk about whatever
you think
might
be
believed
by anyone else

...just expect that
...not everyone
...will know
...what you are
...talking about :)

U and gh.

...and in other news :)

http://starked.com/archives/the-quickest-of-snippets/

Jen and Vince= Married with baby. doubt it :) lol
Paris and Brandon= brandon will never be cool again
Britney and Kevin= she thought she turned the tables in oops, apology needed
Angelina and Brad= so get s-pending on charity
Mischa and her new budget= Who?
Pussycat Dolls= let's all talk about vaginas without actually doing anything
Hilary and Lindsay= Who the fuck is hillary are we talking clinton?
Madonna, Lindsay and Kabbalah= bullshit = religion.
Kristie Alley= cheers? is she havinmg probs?
Wilmer and Nicole=hey nicole, have some cheese?
Writing at Starked.com= no money, bummer [sorry cant help]

lol babes : ) )

herpesfrog is yet another stupid coob alter ego.

58., 54., 70. PapaNoNuts, PonyBoy and COOB, hate large "Jew" noses, so you say. Most unfortunate. In your tiny "COOB" schlongs, great amusement she may have found. Mmmmmmm.

Jim Carey rocks! He is a fucken halarious guy! Finally we get someone who is decent and original on this site (unlike the Britany's, Lohans, Paris etc - who are the FREAKS)- and yet we still mock. Wat up wit that!?

It's pretty obvious that they are putting on an act for the photographers

Jane, I love you. Don't leave us...

Jenny's in for a big surprise when she digs into Jim's pants and find a big red ball on that schlong

you guys scared poor little jane eyre away, maybe she ran back to Mr. Rochester?

Ha! I just saw an ad at the top of this page for visiting Canada. Apparently you Canucks are already feeling the drop in tourism because of Paris' visit. I guess no one wants to come within the radius of her herpatomic bomb.

Love you too, krisdylee.

And kudos to bigponie for knowing the book; and yes, I was screwing the living daylights out of Mr. Rochester. Silly half-blind cripple, he didn't know what kind of a nurse I'd be to him.

81

Yoda, your green schlong is magnificent. FYI, I am neither middle eastern or jewish, so sorry, thanks for playing, Buh-BYE.

I'M STILL HERE YOU RETARDS. KNEW YOU COULDN'T LIVE A DAY WITHOUT HEARING FROM ME... I'VE BEEN SUPER BUSY AND HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO SIT ON THIS SITE LIKE YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIVES OR LOVED ONES.

JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONE... KNEW YOU WERE WORRIED.

P.S... said I woulnd't say anyhting about IT, but come on!! Did you see the Ketchup board? I asked it to leave me alone and it COULDN'T. THE OBSESSION WITH ME IS SOOOO SAD! STOP DIRECTING COMMENTS MY WAY... PURE AND SIMPLE.

WELL, I'M LEAVING... KNEW YOU WANTED TO HEAR FROM ME. I'LL NEVER GO AWAY.

I still want BigJim's tongue in my mouth, ... is that gay?

You know what goes well with man tongue, ... man meat. Yummy :^0

Young man,
there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man,
pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man,
'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

Young man,
there's a place you can go.
I said, young man,
when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there,
and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Jim: "Check it out, I just farted so hard that a booger shot out of my nose and onto my tongue!"
Jenny: "That is soooo coooool. Can I have a taste?"

I am SO glad Jim Carey ain't Canadian no more. One less idiot.....

Most. Revolting. Photograph. Ever.

I'm Canadian, on my mother's neighbor's nephew's best friend's teacher's side.

No wait, I'm gay. I always get those confused, ...

Are you sure they're not just sharing a Vienna sausage?

nah, i think it's placenta.

Jim Cunty and Jenny McCunter are a match made in Cunt Heaven.

The first pic is a bulimic's best friend.

46 -- You took the words out of my mouth. I wasn't even going to post on this because it's so revolting, but had to say please, YES, can you put up another story so this is the image doesn't further burn our retinas when we open the site!

On a completely unrelated topic if any of you are still out there. Went to justjared today and those folks are disturbing. I believe they're erecting a shrine of golden feces to Brangelina as we speak. I made the mistake of making a half-assed joke about some stupid Maddox story there and they went all apeshit on me, with very bad grammar, I might add.

#88 that's always the danger
with free will...

...that they will simply
...fuck it up

...as you just did...

please make it go away.

let's see..

rene zelwiger...jenny mccarthy

rene...jenny...

i go with the giant fake cans...

...and you know she sucks better dick...

JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONE... KNEW YOU WERE WORRIED.

hey babe, i was getting worried
no contact, and yet negative contact
if you know what we mean
and i think that you do...

please take care of yourself
it is very imposrtant
to us
very

Yeah, this is pretty much the worst thing I have ever seen. This in no way, is hot at all. Jenny Mcarthy. I remember she used to be really hot, now, even though she looks the same...not so much.

God, Allah, Vishnu, Ganesh, Buddha, Jesus, Zues, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Great Pumpkin all hate the coob.

And so do I.

I'm stoned and I say... Photoshopped. Or media manipulative ploy on their- truly sick sense of humour - behalf.

I'd love to have the relations with BigJim, perhaps in the style of dogs-in-heat, my chasteness marred by my verbal whorish talk...

Krisdylee, I love it when you're stoned. You cunty bitch.

I just want Jim to cut his hair. This would have been okay several years ago but it is just wrong now. Cut it.

I'd definitely fuck Jenny though.

Cuz, this one time, in college, my best friend and I we hanging out on her bed yakking and smoking... (man, I miss the cig.. 9 years now, guys...) and her dorky roomate came in,and I told her that "we fell asleep in each other's arms after making love" line. The look on her horrified, and slightly retarded, face made my decade.

Anyways. I just am really sad I never had the hot lezzie sex with my best friend in college.

I am high, and I love you Cruising. I'd definitely go down on you.

You know, I'm not a lesbian if YOU go down on ME. Even if I really enjoy it. We should video tape it and sell it. We're rich Bitch.

I don't think it's tongue .. I'm pretty sure they're sharing a hotdog.

This has put me off my breakfast.

Looks like they're sharing a small package of meat.

I bet Jenny McCarthy tastes like "whore".

I am very unhappy. I have just vomitted all over my laptop.
http://celebreligion.com

Great. I just finished breakfast and now this. I think I'm gonna hurl.

This is how I kissed when I was 6. But that sounds reasonable for McCarrey. Sounds like a cheap burger.

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maybe it's a contest to see whose idea can gross out the rest of the human population and this is the best they came out with :P

If Jenny McCarthy tastes like "whore", Jim Carrey tastes like fried retard, which we all know tastes exactly like chicken, and crayons.

Jim : "Ew - there's an amputated thumb in my sandwich!"
Jenny: "Hey! Slip me some of that, super-toke style!"

- outtakes from Dumb and Dumber: The Reality Series

Jim Carrey is lucky. Id' french-kiss her to if it gave me the opportunity to play with her juggs.

Everyone knows girls like guys who make them laugh. That's what whores say. And Jim Carrey is a whore. I mean, Jenny McCarthy. I really can't tell them apart.

Dammit. *I'd* and "french-kiss her *too*". :P

What would have been more disgusting is if we had a clear picture of
Jim shoving his unlubricated fist into Jenny's rectum

You know, I liked the good ole days when Carrey was a schmuck and Jenny was a whore...SEPERATELY.

whats worse is that when a picture tells a thousand words, this one juz says "whorebagful of germs"

I was really hoping that there would be another story this morning or even something that posted after I left work with 8745485 posts. I am sending the SF guy the bill from lunch yesterday and breakfast this morning. Fucker.

He did his Ace Ventura, and her inner-animal came out.

Who the hell french kisses like that anyway? I thought that the whole-tongue-sticking-out thing stopped once you got out of Jr. High. Yuck. Way to sample the tastebuds, Jenny.

gawd still! i cannot believe this is STILL what i had to see when i opened the superfish this morning. thanks a lot douchebag.

NEXT!

It's the 1st day of summer and hump day. I guess that means SF guy is out humping himself on the beach and too busy to post a new f'ing story.

Hey 119 - there is no way in Hell I will visit your website. Try saying something interesting, then do your advertising.

YOU SUCK.

OK, back to work then.

has "xannalvzhallax" even made a post other than "visit my" f-ing "website ^^^^^"????? I vote for a ban!!!

and i believe the screen name is supposed to be ____ loves _____, but it looks like they just pounded their fist on the keyboard and whatever letters popped up is what they used for their name.

Can we get a new story yet? PLEASE?!

Is that his tongue? It looks like a slug passing itself through their mouths. Or maybe the exchange of the brain they bought times shares in. Because if they each had their own, it would never work out.

Their average conversation:
"You're funny!"
"No, you're funny!"
"You're funny!"
"NO, you're funny!"
"But you're funnier..."
"Not as funny as you are..."

That crap can go on for days!

wow.wow.i actually thought these were photos of two ladies getting it on. jim carrey's hair has me shuddering with disgust and amazement. i guess he's funny, but...what does j.mcCarthy see in him? can you imagin waking up and seeing the "grinch grin" on the pillow next to you???

I wonder why it is that we don't mind seeing them hold hands ( look at the comments- all" yeah for them, nice to see, good on ya Jim") but wish to re- eat our last meal at the big tongue-y?
True, his tongue does look like the gag prop used in Dumb and Dumber.
And it makes me all shuddery.
But you know what they say- men with big tongues....need to take extra care with oral hygene - plus he has caps, so there's some extra work required there too.
Poor bugger- all day,all night, floss, brush rinse, floss, brush, rinse, floss brush rinse...
Sorry.
Slow news day at work.