Jun 20 2006Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy hold hands

I can only imagine what these two do in their private time together. I assume it's along the lines of farting in each other's faces and then laughing about how gross their boogers taste. Which actually sounds like a lot of fun. I'm thinking threesome.
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1. MeganHarris - June 20, 2006 12:02 PM
First bitches!
2. tito - June 20, 2006 12:03 PM
I hear Jim has a huge dick. Like, almost the size of mine even.
3. ultra8201 - June 20, 2006 12:03 PM
Why not, he always dates hot women, and they are both funny
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com
4. waterranger - June 20, 2006 12:06 PM
She looks hot in her pantsuit! wow, I never thought I would have to use THAT particular phrase. Hehe, pantsuit.
5. trophywife - June 20, 2006 12:07 PM
I'd hit it!.... um, him!... um, her!... um, both!!!
6. superstar26 - June 20, 2006 12:07 PM
Cut the mullet, Jim!! She's hot and you're not!!
7. Dean - June 20, 2006 12:08 PM
WHAT?!?
8. suzy - June 20, 2006 12:09 PM
whoa.. i never thought those 2 would be together.. that's so freakin weird! but yet.. both of them are quirky.. they might be a good match for each other lol
9. suzy - June 20, 2006 12:12 PM
and in case anyone is wondering about age..
jim is 44 and jenny is 34... so 10 year difference if that matters to anyone
10. BarbadoSlim - June 20, 2006 12:12 PM
I'd hit Jenny 'til my cock came, then I'd smoke a cigarette and do it again.
11. Burner27 - June 20, 2006 12:14 PM
#6 that's not a mullet.
This is a mullet:
http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/500_con_billyraycyrus1.jpg
I even shutter that I found one on a celebrity.
12. BigJim - June 20, 2006 12:15 PM
Jenny McMidgit. Either that or Jim is pretty damn tall. She's got four inches of heel and he still towers over her.
I just like saying "midgit." And "retarded." Those are two of the funniest words in the English language. Try it out: "Tom Cruise is a retarded midgit." That's funny shit.
Battling for top place for funniest phrase is "Loves the Cock."
13. waterranger - June 20, 2006 12:16 PM
http://www.mullets.com/
14. xikita - June 20, 2006 12:19 PM
Um, anyone else wonders how in the world does Jim UGLY Carrey hook up with sexy girls all the time?
15. BarbadoSlim - June 20, 2006 12:20 PM
I actually find this two semi-tolerable. And I just remembered Jenny doing Night Calls on the Playboy Channel.
I will masturbate furiously once I get home...or better yet..
16. RTH - June 20, 2006 12:22 PM
#14
Jim is super-rich... and hot girls are petty. There you go!
17. endometriorama - June 20, 2006 12:26 PM
oh jenny, PLEASE date and/or marry jim. your career will come back! hello, jim, you could have a step-son in addition to your ugly daughter.
18. pinky_nip - June 20, 2006 12:34 PM
Dumb and dumber.
19. yuckyfresh - June 20, 2006 12:47 PM
for some reason, this makes me really happy.
20. jFp - June 20, 2006 12:50 PM
what I notice is that he can't keep a girl.
when you look in his eyes its like 2 black holes with nothing sane behind them.
21. leahdeadly - June 20, 2006 12:55 PM
she's 5'6 1/2 and he's 6'2". Not that big of a diff. Also, she is currently still married to John Mallory Asher but she filed for divorce. Judging by this picture...I'm just hoping he's funny... http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3069/Events/3069/JohnMallor_Vespa_4903014_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Asher,%20John%20Mallory
22. Italian Stallion - June 20, 2006 1:04 PM
I thought they killed David Koresh in Waco.......
23. kandyk0119 - June 20, 2006 1:20 PM
I thought she was at least 40, she looks older than 34
24. Lala - June 20, 2006 1:48 PM
I can't decide who the winner in this relationship is.
25. bunnyhugger - June 20, 2006 2:13 PM
i realize this is a strange thing to say about jim carrey, but what's wrong with his face? most likely bad lighting, but he looks all blotchy!
26. bunnyhugger - June 20, 2006 2:19 PM
face hickeys?
27. Jacq - June 20, 2006 2:20 PM
All I can think is funny rubber faces and fart noises.
Here's a thought for you:
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy can pick each other. They can pick their noses. But can they pick each other's noses?
28. Spindoc - June 20, 2006 2:30 PM
For some reason I kinda like this match-up. They are both kinda funny and kinda obnoxious. I think they might play off each other.
29. PapaHotNuts - June 20, 2006 2:48 PM
Ace Ventura: Whore Detective
30. TrannyGranny - June 20, 2006 3:01 PM
With Carreys stretchy body antics and Jenny's fake boobs, they could breed a real life Plastic-Man
31. UNWASHEDMASSES - June 20, 2006 3:12 PM
One can only imagine what the sex between these two must be like, with all the mugging and exaggerated reactions they are known for. Probably like if Don Knotts and Lucy ever got it on. Jim moaning in various character voices, Jenny overdoing the pornstar dirty talk. Come to think of it, if these two ever made a celeb porn, it'd probably be the funniest thing either of them have done in a while.
32. Hara - June 20, 2006 4:01 PM
Jim Carrey is extremely hot. That is all.
Oh. I heard that while Tupac was in jail Jim wrote him letters to cheer him up. So he has a good heart too.
[i don't know why I find that so absurdly funny]
They even match guys! They're the new Brangelina! Jimney McCarrey? Jemmy Carreney? Am I right? eh? Eh?!
33. Rylie - June 20, 2006 6:45 PM
Uhh, I thought Jim Carrey was married? I can never keep up with these silly celebrities and their relationships
34. alaskanchicsickle - June 20, 2006 7:14 PM
Even freaks need lovin'.
35. junebug - June 21, 2006 3:38 AM
Both of them are equally annoying, it's like they were meant for each other.
36. Toonlite - June 21, 2006 9:38 AM
so staged....they were just coming out....no one coordinates their clothes just to be "caught"......totally staged..."WE'RE A COUPLE".....a couple of what is yet to be determined.
37. Equalparts - June 22, 2006 12:40 AM
Jenny McCarthy is one funny beyotch. If you haven't seen Love Stinks--do so! It's not the funniest movie ever made, but SHE WROTE THAT MOVIE %100 by herself (her then-hubby directed it) and I got nothing but respect for her since seeing it. Not to mention Carmen Electra is AWESOME in that movie. Too bad it was soooo overlooked. I think they make an excellent couple!!
Jim Carey is great, too. That's just a fact.
38. tetine - June 24, 2006 1:23 AM
I gotta say, I give not the smallest fig for either of these two. They are about as celebrintimidating as my trashy downstairs neighbors. Viewing them in the same light as I view said neighbor-lichen, I pronounce them icky yet non-fakey. All the booger-sharin' and comparin' jokes above ain't far off, and what's wrong with that? We all just wanna laugh with someone. Snark is more my bag than boogies, but it's all about the laughing together, non?
I'm jealous of sharing ickiness with someone.