Jun 26 2006James Blunt is ruining Petra Nemcova

ew, ew, ew.

I want to punch him. He just has one of those faces.

to put it "bluntly" this dude is hella ugly.

They both look like they've had too much lemon with their tequilas. She's still hot though

At least this time, he has a shirt on...

Eghhh. I had nightmares for a week after that last photo of him! He looked like a british brunette version of David Spade. Gross!!! Maybe he swooned her with his brilliant lyrics.

After what Petra Nemcova went through, I think she's OFF LIMITS for any gossip and catty comments.

Didnt she die and come back to life..I'd look like hell on wheels too!

I saw them at a night I was at on Friday. Click on my blog to hear all about it. Don't worry, she is still looking lovely, and yes, he is a cunt.

Poor girl, first she has to suffer through almost dying in the tsunami, and now this.

When she was holding onto that coconut tree for dear life during the Tsunami, she obviously was hit on the head by an extremely heavy, falling coconut. That explains how she can find this geek attractive.

I thought Petra lost a leg? She is probably attracted to him because of his song, "You're Beautiful."

Again, this must be a slow news day!

Is it just me or does this bitch have Fred Flinstone feet?

I love how she's standing as far away from him as possible whilst still holding his hand, and the look on her face is of shame in the first pic.

She is really good looking. Even better looking next to that ugly ghost.

He looks like Jar Jar binx if thats how the god damn thing is spelt, in the first picture! and wtf is happening with her left leg in the first picture, it looks like its half been eaten.

What a fucktard

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fucktard

My wife is much hotter than Petra.

She looks her right leg is significantly smaller than her left. I think she have a wheel on her shoe to keep her balanced because it doesn't look like that leg bends.

i absolutely postively most definitely hate that fucking anal song. blech...

HE
DID
ONE
SONG
AND
HE
THINKS
HE'S
ALL
THAT
AND
A
BAG
OF
PATATAH
CHIPS
.
I
KIND
OF
LIKED
THAT
SONG
HE
DID
AND
KNOW
NOTHING
ABOUT
HIM
BUT
STILL
THINK
HE'S
WEIRD
LOOKING
.
STICK
THAT
IN
YOUR
BLUNT
AND
SMOKE
IT
!

#11, She didn't lose her leg, that's Heather Mills McCartney. Petra did break her pelvis and had severe internal injuries, as well as crushed her leg, but it looks like she's recovered quite well.
After latching onto a palm tree for eight hours and watching corpses float by after the tsunami, me thinks Petra feels somehow comforted by the Ichabod Crane appearance of Blunt. Perhaps he brings back to her some memories of her holiday or something?

Just a new style I'm trying out :-) Like it?

#21... was she the girl that walked out of a bus on the freeway because she thought it was the bathroom door?

she could tell by his face the he was fucking high...

You know what else makes you turn ugly? Being a whiny little bitch when your boyfriend dies in a tsunami. It seriously can ruin your complexion.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh
=
IDIOT
WITH
NO
RESPECT
AND
THAT
IS
DISGUSTING

#20- I wish a virus on your computer, you lame-ass piece of shit. You're seriously starting to piss me off... go read the post I left you on the Backstreet Boys thread, you useless waste of life.

SHE
IS
ALL
POSING
FOR
THE
CAMERA
AND
HE
LOOKS
LIKE
HE
HAS
NIO
IDEA
THEY
ARE
TAKING
PICTURES
AND
IS
PICKING
HIS
TEETH
WITH
HIS
TONGUE
.

VANITY
IS
DEFINITLY
MY
FAVORITE
SIN
.

@25 that was so evil... I love it!

#27
NEWBIE
...
SHUT
UP
AND
STOP
SITTING
IN
FRONT
OF
YOUR
COMPUTER
WAITING
FOR
MY
NEXT
POST
.
YOU
DONT
EVEN
KNOW
ME.

GO
AWAY
.

IVE
BEEN
ON
THIS
SITE
10
TIMES
MORE
THAN
YOU
HAVE
.

ITS
CALLED
SENORITY.

Notice how her skirt is folded up to make it even shorter? Is that what people do these days? If so, I like it.

AND
BY
THE
WAY
...
I
DIDN'T
EVEN
POST
ANYTHING
ON
THE
BACKSTREET
SITE
...
IT
WAS
AN
OBSESSOR
OF
MINE
KEEPING
THE
DREAM
THAT
IS
ME
ALIVE
WHILE
I'M
BUSY
AND
CAN'T
POST
.

LOL Lame-ASS funny that you call me a newb because I've been visiting this site for a while now, just not posting, and I seem to remember you showing up maybe only 2 weeks ago. You can shove your "SENIORITY" up your ass, loser. No one likes you here, and they never will.

umm by the way...she's ridiculously hot. sorry superficial, i love hating on celebs, but you've got nothin here.

Why didn't Superman stop the tsunami? - Because he's dead, and before that he was in a wheelchair

Terri Schaivo could've stopped the tsunami with her big, fat ass, but I guess she was just too lazy. I hate fat lazy people.

TWO WEEKS
HA
HA
HA

IT'S
BEEN
AT
LEAST
4
MONTHS.

YOU
REALLY
ARE
AN
IDIOT.

GET
YOUR
FACTS
RIGHT
.

WHEN
YOU'RE
WRONG
YOU
LOOK
IGNORANT.

"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed."

OBNOXIOUS- Your new style REALLY works for you Lamebananas. Can't wait to see your ass booted off of this site for once and for all.

I think I saw him in The Ringer.

Listen, Lame-ass... I'm not the one who can't take a hint. It's really been four months that you've had people hating you? And you're still here?

JUST
LOOKED
IN
THE
ARCHIVES
LOOKS
LIKE
APRIL
WAS
MY
FIRST
POST
BUT
I'VE
READ
IT
A
LOT
BEFORE
THAT.
MY
FIRST
READ
WAS
POPOZAO
...
FIGURE
OUT
HOW
ONG
AGO
THAT
WAS
IDIOT.

That fuckawful song gives me flashbacks from 'Nam, except that instead of disemboweling and blowing away NVA or Vietcong, it's him, and instead of 'Nam it's the corner from my house.

And err...I was never in Vietnam....weird.

Really? Popozao caught your attention, huh? LOL Fucking trailer trash that you are... I've been reading this site probably since January. Long before Popozao... Thanks for giving me Seniority by dating yourself, dumb-ass. Since it means so much in your world....

Obnoxis is picking a fight with someone for no reason. A lot of people wish they had your life for one minute so that the only person they hate is someone on the internet they've never met. You really are the lowest scum sucking form of prehistorical frog crap there is. Picking fights and being an idiot. So go back to wherever you came from, you child.

Hahaha, funny but obnoxious is someone who just posted like a "child" about 5 times in this thread- YOU. And after reading your posts and trying to figure out why you're so hated, I realized it's because YOU START shit with people because no one thinks your original, funny, or interesting. Now have a Lame life... like you've been having loser. I'll join the rest of the commenters now and ignore your useless posts. Actually, I could print them all out and wipe my ass with them, since that's all they're good for, but that would be too much work on my part. Later shitheel.

Hahaha, funny but obnoxious is someone who just posted like a "child" about 5 times in this thread- YOU. And after reading your posts and trying to figure out why you're so hated, I realized it's because YOU START shit with people because no one thinks your original, funny, or interesting. Now have a Lame life... like you've been having loser. I'll join the rest of the commenters now and ignore your useless posts. Actually, I could print them all out and wipe my ass with them, since that's all they're good for, but that would be too much work on my part. Later shitheel.

LAMEASSBANANAS - You are a fucking musTARD. Please see definition at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mustard

I wish lame bananas would go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

Are we sure thats her? She looked totally different in those beach shots.

Also, he looks like the oldest boy in Hanson.

James, why the long face?

It appears Petra may have anywhere from 3-5 extra toes.

Also, glad to see you are still an annoying ass banana. Die. Now.

15
Perhaps she had to eat that part to stay alive while clinging to the palm tree.

she doesn't have extra toes, they're just pointed the wrong way for some reason.

I think he must have a foot-long cock. What else could it be?

She's hot he's not - get over it.

The superficial is not about the celebs anymore is it? It's about picking a fight with anyone who posts! For fucks sake people - stop being cowards - post your comment then move on! Life's too short to hang around bickering with computer geeks you don't even know!

Be the bigger person and ignore the retards.

(that's feels beta)

She's hot he's not - get over it.

The superficial is not about the celebs anymore is it? It's about picking a fight with anyone who posts! For fucks sake people - stop being cowards - post your comment then move on! Life's too short to hang around bickering with computer geeks you don't even know!

Be the bigger person and ignore the retards.

(that feels beta)

You really are obsessed with me! It's funny!! Do you just sit in front of the computer waiting for me to post and do a happy dance when I do and you can finally correspond with me? That's what I picture!

mus·tard Pronunciation Key (mstrd)
n.

-Any of various Eurasian plants of the genus Brassica, especially B. nigra and B. juncea, which are cultivated for their pungent seeds and edible leaves.
-A condiment made from the powdered seeds of certain of these plants.
-A member of the mustard family.
-A dark yellow to light olive brown.

I make it a policy not to click the links I find here except from the superficial guy.

You really are obsessed with me! It's funny!! Do you just sit in front of the computer waiting for me to post and do a happy dance when I do and you can finally correspond with me? That's what I picture!

Défaut de la reproduction sonore ! Vous peuplez m'aimez vraiment ! Je suis la célébrité de cet emplacement, ne suis pas je ? ! Bien, je crois sincèrement que vous tout hantez au-dessus de moi et pensez à moi, même lorsque vous êtes outre de cet emplacement. Défaut de la reproduction sonore... qui est triste.

En outre, j'aime la facture de mise à mort de film. Les gens semblent à comme moi parce que je suis poli et je suis rarement en retard. J'aime manger la crême glacée et j'apprécie vraiment une paire gentille de mous. Des ans après, un docteur me dira que j'ai un Q.I. de 48 et de AM ce que l'appel de certains a mentalement retardé.

Ha ! Je gagne parce que je suis intellectuellement supérieur parce que je suis bilingue !

Women who wear skirts above their knees are whores. They typically have bastard babies and will go to hell. I will pray for you all.

I am a banana of many tongues.

Fake Edna Bambrick... All Edna would say is "I am reporting all disgusting posts".

But thanks for the prayer, Edna...

And Edna would NEVER say "whore".

IS ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!???

Fine bye guess I should work now. Whatever.

NANA!!! I'm here, I have internet acess in this hotel! I'M IN MIAMI!!!!! It's awesome, you have got to get your butt over here and check this out. WHY DIDN'T YOU COME!!!?

petra sounds like fish food

Lameass...before you call me a newbie and think in your warped little brain that that makes you superior, I'll tell you yes, I'm still a newbie, but I don't give a shit how long you've been posting so I'll carry on...

Vous êtes un espèce d'idiot. S'il vous plaît la boucle et meurt en haut et nous part tout seul.

(You are a fucking moron. Please curl up and die and leave us all alone.)

Hey whip...!!!

I got you're e-mail but are you calling me? I've been BUSY lately.

What are you up to, you sly dog?! How's the beach? Is it crowded?

TELL ME EVERYTHING. CALL ME THOUGH! Keep up the e-mails, I'll reply later.

***Warning*** We are in the midst of an official COOB attack. Posters are urged to refrain from feeding, playing with, touching of, or having any contact with the COOB. Thank you for your cooperation.

I know what it says "djcamerin". DJ? Wow, now that's a life worth living.

And BTW, the more you are corresponding negatively, the more you are obsessed with me.

#73...I'm sorry, I jumped too soon, I promise I will hereinafter refrain from feeding the animals!!

Wow. Things haven't changed, nana. People are still ragging on you because you are better than they are! Wow, a website full of freaks and loners and retards. Except the author, that is, lol... (WHADD DUP A?)

I'm out... it's dinner time.

You do know that COOB stand for Club of Obsessors Over Bananas? Right? You're keeping your own club alive!

Bye whip, I'm out, too. These people are WAY beneath me. It's nice to be a higher, better class of person than these mutants.

Thanks for reminding me ;-)

@75 It's ok, you're a newbie. Just remember, you feed them, and thereafter they follow you around, licking their chops and begging for seconds.

I wonder if she is carrying fins and a snorkel in that bag. You know... just in case.

#80 - You're absolutely right, once it started with the french I just couldn't take it anymore LOL. Anybody can use a french translation site!

That gave me the biggest laugh of the day...oh my. *wiping tears*

Hi chicksicle!

sorry, chicsickle. =)

Hiya jane's eyre, I missed ya!

That was some freaky disturbance of the force.

It is kind of sad to see banana/whipper talking to shimself again.

Hey, it said it was in Miami--maybe it's hanging out with MeganHarris! HA HA HA HA HA

He looks like a retarded Hugh Grant and she looks like she's storing nuts for the winter

My thanks to #11 because I was trying to figure out who the fuck James Blunt was. Now that I know he's responsible for piece of shit song, I'd like to ask that #2 proceed with punching him in the face as planned.

62...

edna, i heard that iambananas and wipper willow stick men's penises in their mouths!!!

PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM TO BURN IN HELL!!!

...as far as the topic...

see what a big penis and a bunch of blow can do for you...

Can this guy not close his fucking mouth? EVER?

That is one homely sonuvabitch.

93

i bet his pillow is soaked in the morning...

Wouldn't be at all surprising, but still.. EW!!

Wow, Blunt looks surprised he's not gay.

95

can you imagine a french kiss from that motherfucker...

you'd need a bib or a mouth canal...

28. "vanity is my favorite sin", and I would have guessed it was getting your ass slammed, or having sex with goats, ...

57. lame.tard

Any of various fruits of the genus Uranassica, which are never cultivated due to their pungent stench, prolific production of dingleberries, and insignificant flacid stems. Also known as Whipper Willow.

61. "je suis bilingue" There are no spelling errors in your French, yet your English is barely legible. And, the tone is much too formal, like google, or babelfish. As much as I would love to believe that you are French, or Canadian, as it would explain a lot, your claims to be fluent in any language are incredible, fucktard.

Well - she's sort of smiling in these pix.
(For a while there I thought Petra was regreting she learned to tread water.)

As their contents violate several basic laws of nature, I can only conclude that these pictures were photoshopped. Petra will sue the SF guy for libel, defamation of character, nausea and projectile vomiting, ...

#55- spot on sista!

What do thread wars and the Special Olympics have in common?
It doesn't matter who wins or loses, because everybody looks retarded!

Holy Schnikies! Just discovered the true identity of everyone's favourite ass wipe:
http://lambanana.com/Members/Members-HTM/McFart.htm
It's a flippin' butt pirate with a penchant for both little lambs (because a sheep can't pleasure such a tiny weenie) and bananas (when away from the farm)!:
http://lambanana.com/Photos/FullSize/Ens0405_004.jpg

why is it not surprising that lame-bananas is a fudge-packer...

102

you are the man/girl/whatever...

i knew he was a bitch...

102. That would be amusing, but real Iambananas myspace page is much lamer, and maybe even gayer :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315936

The stupid fucker even used Whipper_willow@yahoo.com as his myspace email link.

I love "Iam has 1 friends", with the default link to "Tom". Priceless.

If Tom only knew, lol.

I JUST BUTTFUCKED A LIBTARDS WIFE AND JERKED OFF IN HER SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DEATH TO ALL LIBTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh, a virtual goatse. Lovely.

I was gonna comment on something, but now I'm too traumatized.

108

lame-bananas might take that as an offer...

SALADTARD, I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THAT YOU'D OFFER YOUR FREAKIN' REAMED OUT, FAT, WHITE ASS TO THE SF FREAKTARDS, ASCIITARD!!!

SORRY, BUT MISTER SHIRVELED DOESN'T SWING THAT WAY, FREAKIN' HOMOEROTITARD!!! I'M SURE THE FREAKIN' COOBTARD WOULD BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'D BE ABLE TO FEEL HIS FREAKIN' MAN-MUSCLE, GNAT-COCKTARD!!!

'NIGHT ASS CLOWNS!!!

HEY NANA...

WHERE ARE YOU FAG BOY???

AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE SUCKING WILLOWS COCK, COME BACK AND PLAY , BITCH...

For your viewing pleasure....

Bottom row, second from right.

now we know why Suri is MIA....
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/459/2465/1600/celebrities02.0.jpg

...and i have nothing against homosexuals...

it's just that this fucker needs a bitch-slap...

ironically, Marilyn Manson is somewhat normal....

Huh. Go figure.

BALLSACK, MY CHURCH CAN CURE YOU OF THE GAY. THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE THE DISEASE. THE SECOND STEP IS SEEKING HELP. GAY WE CAN CURE, LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER AND CAN ONLY BE CURED BY DEATH.

EVENIN' LIBTARDS, CONSERVATARDS, AND SALADTARDS!!!

IS YOUR CHURCH CALLED "NAMBLA", FREAKIN' SEXUALLY CONFUSED HERMAPHRODITARD!!! THE CURE FOR COOBTARDS IS PUBLIC HUMILIATION, ... KEEP POSTING, MISTER SHRIVELED CAN "CURE" YOU TOO, ASSMUCHTARD!!!

'NIGHT ASS CLOWNS!!!

Well, I guess Mr. Blunt has achieved rock 'n roll stardom - he's now destroying a previously desirable model.

See:

Ocasik, Rik and Porizkova, Paulina

Hunter, Rachel, and anyone who ever played an instrument from high school band on.

Cokate Moss and Smackhead McCokefiend

Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour

etc., etc., etc.

YOU ARE PROBABLY STROKING YOUR COCKTOE WHILE YOU READ MY POSTS YOU SPOODGE EATING AZZMASTER. YOU NEED HELP. I HOPE GODS ANSWER TO FLAMERS (AIDS) EATS YOUR AZZHOLE FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND YOU DIE A SLOW DEATH.

@118

Why don't you cure yourself of being such an idiot and stop writing with capital letters you stupid fucking retard.

P.S. LIBERALISM IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOUR MOM DIDN'T CLUB YOU TO DEATH AS SOON AS SHE SHAT YOU OUT OF HER FAT HAIRY ASS.

I can't wait until we have the Sirius "James Blunt" station. The suicide rate would be a great way to maintain population control.

I'm sorry, I am truly a stupid fuck, because apparently, I can't tell the FREAKIN' difference between two different names :

Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

Mister_White_Secure_American

I apologize for being a waste of semen, and for misspelling my own name :

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ignoramus

Have a nice day.

I just realized that I also forgot to apologize for my failure to recognize, or understand, sarcasm, and for generally being a douchebag.

Thank you for your time.

@118

I'm so sorry. I got the wrong guy. But now that we're here, you're a fucking idiot too and everything I previously said applies to you as well. The only thing that you deserve is a pat on the back for giving yourself an appropriate name - probably the only useful thing you've done in your life - so that people can know you for the tool that you are.

P.S. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I SAID THAT. AND BOTH YOUR DADDIES ARE UGLY.

Mister White Shriveled Ballsack = GAYER THAN AIDS

MR_WHITE_SECURE_AMERICAN = STRAIGHT AS A ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm also sorry that I suck precious oxygen that would otherwise have been available for higher life forms, like cockroaches, leeches, and coobs, ... and for having frequent unprotected anal monkey sex with Bill Frist, without lube. God, am I sorry for that one.

@126 Doubt it, you're constant referral to homosexuals makes me think you protest too much.

How exactly does one cure "the gay", anyway? Do you have gay circle jerks in the woods? Immersion therapy, perhaps.

She's not THAT pretty.

End of story.

While pushing Ignoramous' buttons has been mildly amusing, for your sanity, I strongly suggest that you take a deep breath, exhale, then follow the link :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Read contents until assimilated, repeat as required, then read the warnings regarding your "Frist" problem, ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

Rob 'McFart' Wind. Ha.

As if there weren't already enough reasons for me to want to molest Mr. Ballsack, he invents the term ASCIITARD.

Kisses and kudos, Mr. Ballsack!

wow, Giggles, are you that dumb?? What petra n "went through" was the best thing that ever happened to her. she can look good in some photos, but is not one of the best looking models. so she was CERTAINLY not famous before the tsunami. she has almost milked the tsunami for all it's worth, but not quite. don't make her out to be a saint.

Yoda:

..."I love "Iam has 1 friends", with the default link to "Tom". Priceless"...

Pissing myself silly as I write this. Good shit, dude!

Oh, and he just looks like Johnny Knoxville on the first day of camp in "the Ringer"!!!!! She looks like she can't believe the levels she's sank to in order to get a good pile of coke these days.

TCLTC!!! NKIAFH!!! (Nicole Kidman is a Fag-Hag)

P.S. Bananas and the other ass clown:

I wasn't going to but had to comment on how gay your posts to each other were...acting all territorial like you were pissing on the message board fire hydrant to show how long your stain had been there. Kill yourselves. Now. Your mother was drunk the night she forgot to abort you.

Mag

well how about instead of you all making fun of eachother (not really in any position to i mean cmon, look at where your fighting and look what your fighting about, could you guys be screaming PATHETIC any louder?) lets get back on to topic which is discussing that the only possible explination as to why james blunt looks like meshed up retard is because hes suffering a stroke..

James Blunt does look like he is having an epileptic fit, but Petra is still hot

I don't think that look is so much "mentally handicapped" as it is "English".

@139 lol

She looks fine, but what hell is wrong with his face?! Is he wearing lipstick? Geez, that's the wrong shade for you, man.

#139 and #140- I take great offence-he may be English but tarring us with the same brush? It's this type of stereotyping that causes serious racial divides.
oh yeah-he was in the army which makes him a cunt, not the english part

#139 and #140- I take great offence-he may be English but tarring us with the same brush? It's this type of stereotyping that causes serious racial divides.
oh yeah-he was in the army which makes him a cunt, not the english part

I was blasting his "You're Beautiful" song the other day in my car as I was driving past a cemetary and all the corpses came to life just so they could kill themselves again. True story. It was weird.

I give you "nipples."

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

Go in peace, my children.

He actually looks hotter than her in the second pic. Her outfit is stupid and makes her look unproportionate. And what's up with her left thigh. Looks weird.

Ah, I'm so glad I woke up this morning, did some work, logged on whilst sucking on my straw in my Diet Pepsi, and this dude is still an ugly fuck and she has a big head.

Because, god forbid, change is bad.

Awful day -- worse than a Monday if that's possible -- and I find the same story on SF with James Blunt's ugly face. I may just jump out of a window now...

My wish list: a new story that does not include Paris Hilton, Nicole Kidman, or Suri Cruise.

Oh, and add to wish list that people stop posting in all caps with only one word per line. I know I'm a newbie, but what the hell is up with that?

@149: It's the resident moron that we all try to ignore. You know, how every office has one DICK that no one can stand and is SOOO annoying.

Like in Office Space, the chick who says: "sounds like someone has the case of the mundays."

136: they are the same posters. I love a fuck who insists everyone is a loser who sits in front of their computer and "obsesses" over them but who, in turn, keeps writing over & over again and actually has multiple screenames so they can talk to themselves & pretend they have friends. I'm no psychologist but it doesn't take someone as dumb as danielle to know that lameassbannana fucker has got some serious Sybil issues. And is really nothing more than a 750 lb morbidly obese pig who can't even leave the house & requires a nurse to lift her ass cheek every time she has to fart.

And as for Petra Nemcova - boo hoo, I was in a Tsunami. Boo Hoo, I lost my boyfriend & had months of physical therapy. Now everyone feel sorry for me & let me get my face on the cover of every magazine out there & get the fame I so rightly deserve.
She's a hoser. And that guy she is with looks like an ugly, buck-toothed brit (my apologies for the oxymoron).

#55 & other little hippies - Not sure how long you've been on this site but I remember the good old days of laydeebug & manunited from many, many months ago and ripping the dumb people to shreds was hilarious back then. There are just so many more annoying little wannabe's on here now that the bickering is out of control - but it's still fun nonetheless.

And 137 - you strike a good point. Arguing with little children on the internet is totally loserish... but people who come on here for the sole purpose of saying how much they love or hate lohan & hilton are really intelligent & all around fun people to hang with. It's way more cool to do that than bash the shit out of some ridiculius little cuntrags.

Dear SF Editor:

The term is NOT "mentally handicapped."

It's retarded. Get it right. Although we would also accept the term "Coobified."

please please please let there be a new post so this string will die.

James Blunt is hot. Bananas is funny if a little annoying. There's senority on here? What's that entitle you to? LOCKED CAP KEY? Doh. James Blunt is still hot.

Well, we could always talk about penises and vaginas...

In case anyone gives a flying rat fuck, I'm out of here for three weeks.

I'm sneaking off to BC to have lots of wild hot sex with krisdylee while her husband isn't looking.

Biatcho, if the coob is still here when I get back I will consider you a failure. Kick its worthless ass for me.

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=3480eb0c-7481-468e-81ee-996d37913e6b&t=m137&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos

Hasselhoff pulls off another HOT video.

Whoa, you're TIME-TRAVELLING, BigJim? Neatoooo....

POST SOMETHING NEW AND GET THIS UGLY MOTHER-FUCKER OFF OF THE TOP SPOT.
PLEASE!!!
I'M BEGGING YOU HERE.

BigJim, I am a failure through & through. At least that's what my mom always said.

But I suck a dick real well.

hmmm, guess she's really mourning that boyfriend of hers

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova established the Happy Hearts Fund at http//:www.give2asia.com to aid children in need who have suffered from natural disasters and other causes. The Fund's initial focus is helping children affected by the December 2004 tsunami, in Thailand, where Petra and her boyfriend were vacationing that fateful morning, as well as Aceh, Sri Lanka and India. Thailand is recovering somewhat, but other nations like Sri Lanka and India are not. Please do a good deed today and give what you can.
Purchase Petra's book, "Love Always, Petra", all of the proceeds of will benefit the Fund. God bless you all for your support and contributions!
“What you keep for yourself you have already lost, what you give is yours forever” Tereza Maxova Foundation
Life is a journey. It maybe long for some of us, it maybe short for some of us, but to live and benefit others is the life to live

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova established the Happy Hearts Fund at http//:www.give2asia.com to aid children in need who have suffered from natural disasters and other causes. The Fund's initial focus is helping children affected by the December 2004 tsunami, in Thailand, where Petra and her boyfriend were vacationing that fateful morning, as well as Aceh, Sri Lanka and India. Thailand is recovering somewhat, but other nations like Sri Lanka and India are not. Please do a good deed today and give what you can.
Purchase Petra's book, "Love Always, Petra", all of the proceeds of will benefit the Fund. God bless you all for your support and contributions!
“What you keep for yourself you have already lost, what you give is yours forever” Tereza Maxova Foundation
Life is a journey. It maybe long for some of us, it maybe short for some of us, but to live and benefit others is the life to live.

oh ick! HAHAHAHA

omg SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny. just peed my pants AND fell out of my chair at the same time. The commentary is actually funnier than the photos. Hilarious.

Rock-Star-Ccok-itis.....the act of getting beautiful Trim whilst having a face like an anorexic burro. A few chords on a Geeetar and some sappy assed lyrics and Whamm-Bamm-Petra-Land! Run chica RUN....a wave of UGLY is about to pull you under!

yeah, what's he been doing to her? oh