Jun 12 2006Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe are workout buddies

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and by bedroom...he means my bedroom...

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Is that Dave Chapelle working out with them? First he loses his mind, then his t.v. show, now he really hits rock bottom and goes gay.

I think Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. And I think that Ryan Phillippe is probably annoyed enough by Reese to try ANYTHING. (call me if you like underaged rectangles, ryan) So, it could work.

Uh...ha ha ha ha!

You always need a "partner".

hot. How do I get drafted to that team?

"Let me help you with that jockstrap, Ryan."

GOD JAKES FACIAL HAIR is soo awful! Its like a sasquatch rubbed it's ass on his face and that's the result! He could be decent looking if he found a freaking razor.

dave chapelle... lmao.

Mommy! Mommy! Why is that man doing push-ups on that other man?!?!

Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are trying to kill each other!!

Jake is nasty, but I'd give Ryan the workout of a lifetime. Sport-fucking.

mmm, two hotties!

Must be the latest exercise fad, stand around with your arms crossed. Very low impact. The other celebs will love it.

I love when celebs get together to do everyday stuff and try to seem like average people.

Jake's beard looks like he scooped hair off the floor of a barber shop and super-glued it to his face. In the second pic, he's "assumed the position."

FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA,.........1-0 BITCHES.......

a-lo
I agree, the scruff has got to go. Though I don't find Jake attractive, he's too goofy-looking to suit me.

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Brokeback was great training.

what exercise? standing around looking at black men...then breaking out in a sweat?

Eewwww.......

Hey this story is original and new. And when I say original I mean I've seen it before. And when I say new I mean I've seen it before on this site. And by seen it on this site I mean something else. And by something else I mean another thing resulting in a witty pun. Hilarious.

I'd hit it...

This reminds me of that movie... Men in Black Men. The special effects are shitty, but it has a happy ending.

So does Jake automatically bend over now when he gets within 10 feet of another guy?

Slow gossip day, eh?

I couldn't give two shits if these guys were gay or not.
They can argue it out while I am the center of the manwich.

-Tom Cruise

These two fags take pole vaulting to a whole new level........

Since when is smoking pole a sport?

I said a new level, damn..........

is that Billy Blanks training them???!! Yay for Billy! Has any one done his 8-minute Tae-Bo workout?? It's brilliant! I love the part where he messes up his own routine, it makes me giggle. And then at the end when he rambles on about how important it is to exercise, and then he says "i WILL see you later!" and its like "Yes Billy! You WILL see me later Billy!" yay for Billy. I think I have a crush on him.

On second thought, I cant really tell who that is in the picture.

Brokeback Hurdles

Picture 4 looks like Jake is trying to conceal his raging gay boner.

Extra! Extra! Phillinhaal are the new Vaughniston, or perhaps Pittolie!!!

#32

Gyllenpee?

#31: He TOTALLY has a semi in these pics.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

They need to spend more time reading the bible so it can cure them of the gay.

Gyllenpee RULES!

They need to spend more time studying my pussy to cure them of the gay.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Huh-hmmm.

FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, 2-0 BITCHES..............

I will refer to them as Faagpee. I think that is a fair and relevant title as any.

@39: Yeah, fuck those Ghana pigs!

way tooo hot!
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#40 Faagpee it is!

Is Ryan wiping his tears in the one photo?

I wish I knew how to quit you!

@41 I love you......I would have updated the U.S.A when they scored a goal, but, well you know...............lol

#45 . . . but the US soccer team sucks more than Faagpee?

43 - You're very agreeable. I like that in a man.

#45: Ck your email.. sent you a funny little piece I read in S.I. about the Devolution of the Fan...

@46: The U.S. teams sucks more than Tom Cruise.

*team (although, we might have more luck with teamssss)

#47 One of many talents.

@48 got it, thanks, I am one of those crazy Italians when it comes to the World cup, it's in my blood..........The sausage is just an added bonus..........

#47 One of many talents.

Apparently the ability to only post something once is not one of my talents. . .

54 - I forgive you because you obviously have a huge penis and the ability to make women orgasm multiple times with just one touch. I mean, it's obvious.

#55

Thank you for your graciousness. Remind me to throw in a couple of extra tongue-swirls next time.

#55 Who is he, that little Korean guy from Remo Williams?

I studied those pics for a few moments, in between bouts of horrendous nausea, and have came to a conclusion. Due to Gyn-halls particular, arms crossed, knees oddly close together, stance....He is trying to keep feces from falling from his over-stretched sphincter, until the camera guy goes away. Then, Look Out Shoes!

oh man...I really can't think of a hotter celebrity pairing.

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56 - The next Vaughniston/ Faagpee: Chicoshb'gosh. Or Oshicagoshb'go.
We could spoon or we could fork. Either one would be knife.

60 - Fuck you asshole :)

#61 I like Chicoshb'gosh and have no preference as to knife, fork or spoon. Will let you lead on the first dance.

The guy "training" them looks like my good friend, Ben Dover...

63 - Atta' boy.

49. I am amazed USA made it to the World Cup...
(my country didn¡t make it either ;_;)
And back to the pictures... are they exercising at all? They are just standing there in their sport clothes :S

This is news? Didn't Brit drop her kid or something today?

You should see the pictures of the two POLE VAULTING in the sand pit.

#65 You will find I take directions quite well.

62- I do all the time. :) You?

Thrilling. And by thrilling I mean who gives a rat. Because I care deeply. And by care deeply I mean I'm nodding off just thinking about it. And by nodding off I mean I'm wide awake. And by wide awake I mean I'm in a coma . . .

That device is as tired as "I just threw up in my mouth a little" or "freedom's on the march."

How old are you people? Shouldn't you be in school?

Children, let's try to remember that Jake played a gay man in a movie. A movie is a film production where a group of actors depict a story. So you see, Jake et al, were acting. Reading is another form of entertainment and a popular pasttime, however when you read you imagine the story for yourself, sort of like what you are all doing in your enlightening responses.

In most of those pictures Ryan and Jake are either standing in a defensive posture or fidgeting nervously. I think they're scared of black people.

Wowwww.. That Ryan. He is... extremely cut! I mean, come on, he looks good.

this is kinda
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I love Dave Chapelle.....he can be as frooty as can be and I'd still love him....

Is Ryan Phillippe a tiny little guy? He looks really, really short standing next to Gyllenhaal.

...oh
...and...

what's nat
sposed
to be
doing now ?

oh i see

well were being slow

t
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night :)

hi nat :) hows it hanging

Thats a whole lot of yummy goodness in one picture.

Grizzly Adams needs to cut off about 3/4 of all that monkey hair on his head and face.

I was trying to work the mini-skateboard ramp on Gyn-halls hair into a gay bashing thing but it ain't working for me. If it is a nice place to set the balls, where does the cock go? It is useless to stand a beer. Perhaps it has a jesus-handle effect? Na, not big enough. Wait, do queers have small hands? Faggots, help me out, is there a function to that doo, or does it help the Fuckshun of his Doo?

#79. That's a whole lot homosexual in one picture.

My boyyyyyz, Whipper_willow@yahoo.com!

Shocked, I am; shocked that this fact and these pictures do nothing to squelch the speculation that Messrs. Gyllenhaal and Ryan "Hey, remember me!" Phillippe *might* be gay. It just doesn't make sense. I mean, those pictures just scream hetero. Christ, next thing you know, someone will suggest that Tom Cruise might be gay. There's simply no justice for such obviously and openly heterosexual men out there.

Yes, sweet Jesus, YES.....

Another picture of Jake and Ryan (first pic)

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3863&p=12

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Sarcastic? YOU? Surely not...

I hate to be so um..what do you call it...whiney?
But all of these articles that were posted today have been so "general", and by that I mean they put a picture on, put in a few comments, and then leave the rest of it up to us to figure it out...
Sounds like a case of the Monday's.

Those of you who have been all over the internet and know where to find stuff...what are some other links to celeb gossip???

Ari: Never!!! You wound me, madam.

*checks Word-a-Day calendar*

Cool...antidisestablishmentarianism

Good word.

89: THe Defamer is pretty similar to this site

Thanks, I shall return...

Jake's facial hair reminds me of a neighbor I once had who, after his wife had a miscarriage, went crazy and thought by growing awful facial hair and not bathinbg for long periods of time he would become closer to God and find out why He took his child from him. Kind of random but the memory stirs as I look at this photo.

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You rotten fucker you.

well... ok. Not a rotten fucker.

Just a tease. And a wicked one at that.

#93 that bloke sounds like a nutter.

I really really hope Jake is gay because that'd be like all my fantasies come true!! no wait, Jake was gay with David Beckham... ooooooh yehhhhhh!

PS Prediction: England 2 - 0 Trinidad & Tobago.

PPS How the fuck did the USA make it to the world cup???

PPPS You're right. The US team would be a national embarrassment, except only 10 % of the population gives a damn about the sport, and they are all supporters of Mexico.

Oh well, perhaps Brazil will impress.

Those two are gayer than Whipper blowing Lame Bananas at a showing of Brokeback Mountain.

My Thoughts on these pics are

Jake looks like a Wimp

Ryan is Sexy

So if they are homos Ryan is definitely the fudge-packer.

The sheath dress Ryan Phillipe is wearing in the first photo is hot. I didn't know L.L. Bean had come out with a line of dresses for men, but there you have it. We saw it here first.

Guys, place your orders soon, because now that Ryan's been photographed wearing the mandress, everyone's going to want one.

I remember the first time I ever saw Ryan Phillippe. It was in that movie that comes on HBO all the time, the one that is a modern-day Dangerous Liaisons with Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Michelle Gellar I think. I had never heard of him but I kept thinking, "This guy is so gay. Are we supposed to believe he is the love interest of these women?" He was laughably unbelievable in the role of heterosexual male lead. Then when I heard he married Reese Witherspoon, well, that's about as believable too. He and Jake make a better couple.

Is Ryan wearing a Philadelphia Iggles(sic) hat? Keep supporting the home team!

In the 4th picture (second to the last), Jake is obviously trying to control the massive erection he got from looking at Ryan's stomach.

I always thought that Jake Gyllenhaal looked like KD Lang with a beard. This just proves they could be the same person. Or maybe he's the male version of Kd with the same sexuality.

#3 and by fag, he means, you're a fag

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hey-yo!

uh, you got any gum?

Are they training with Maurice Greene, former 100 meter dash world record holder and gold medalist in the 100 meter dash and 4x100 meter relay at Sydney in 2000? That's awesome!

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DAMN REESE IS ONE LUCKY WOMEN! HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN HOTT! HE CAN WORK OUT WITH ME ANYTIME!