Jun 12 2006Denise Richards performs at Pussycat Dolls Lounge

Catfight! Rrrrwww!!

(Well, there will be eventually, it's her destiny.)

What is wrong with her face. She looks like i cant really explain it. Well i dont like her shes evil pure evil.

She looks ridiculous. Her dark eye makeup with that bright red lipstick makes her look like an old hag.

She looks a little bit like Kathleen Turner

Judging from her appearance, Charlie violated his restraining order.

#4 - I agree, if you mean that as in Kathleen Turner also looks like a man. Nice transvestite make-up.

Who is that ugly skank next to her??
She makes Denise look hot

It's like a crack whore flashback from the 80's

charlie sheen is looking better and better as the primary caregiver for thier children...

So she overdid the make-up for some campy night club act- just scrap it off- look at that body- She really pushed out two pumpkins? Nice

What a classless slut. Sheen's parents can't see these kids, but mommy's running around like an utter whore.

BTW Denise, you're not 20 anymore you aging skank.

P.S. Are '80's driving gloves sexy? I never knew.

At least being suddenly single hasn't thrown her into a spin about all those years she missed being hot and yung. Yeah yung you pigs.

What "performance" was Denise Richards giving? I'm not aware she's a singer, or a comedienne, or a juggler. About the only performance she's famous for is making out with Neve Campbell. Judging by the make-up I'm guessing she was a clown for the night.

the one in the white dress looks like a girlyboy

If Donna Karan and Heidi Fliess had a child, it would look like the lady in white.

That white dress is the most vile thing I've ever seen. Looks like it was made out of a shower curtain with a bodice tie borrowed from someone's laundry bag.

She looks like a witch-hag. And I kind of like her. Girlfriend needs a makeover.

Was the point there to look like a prostitute? Theres a difference between sexy and trashy. She crossed that line.

Love the diamond cross, really goes well with hooker outfit

/sarcasm off

She has the potential to be a very attractive woman. Too bad she went so far overboard trying to prove she's young and sexy. Sheesh

Who's the man with the boobs standing next to her?

The hag in the white dress is Robin Antin, creator of the Pussycat Dolls. She's also the older sister of Jonathan Antin, the hairdresser with the penchant for crying on his show, 'Blow Out'.

I think her hair could stand to be a bit more poufy. I don't think the maximum pouffage has been achieved yet. If you're going to do something, do it all the way.

Hmm..i miss her nonchalant side ponytail.

Why is Tommy Lee Jones standing next to that Real Doll?

I'm with 22: who's the guy next to her and why is he holding a dildo?

"Yeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww! Hoooooooooo doggy!"

This is destined to be Exhibit A in the custody hearings.

My Gramma was right, you can screw your way to the top. All the way to the top of the famous stripper chain. It's a long way down from here...

That's one cat I wouldn't mind seeing get tied up in a running engine.

Lol, I didn't even notice the cross. Is she seriously going to look like that then claim to be a good person?

I'm beginning to take Heather Locker's side, here. I mean, I was all "Go Deniece" when she got that (old, but a little) hot rocker an Heather got... well... David Spade. But now... I'm thinking:

-Denise's stole Richie away.
-She broke a friendship's trust
-and shes a ho and a half.

Three years ago, this would have given her some sort of cache when being a Pussycat Doll was still somewhat exclusive. She's a little late to this game. The Pussycat Dolls are franchising themselves all over the place, like they're the McDonald's of girlie dance revues. (Insert witty comparison of Denise Richards to Filet O Fish sandwich here)

#33: Filet O Fish..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
I'd take a Filet O Fish over the dark haired woman. And supersize it please.
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What's up with those veins in her forehead?

WTF? Does she have a cafeteria style punch card of all the crap Charlie Sheen did, and she's just playing catchup? What happens when the she fills a ticket? Does she get a free lapdance and consolation prize, since she doesn't qualify for the continental breakfast and blowjob?

What a bitch, she needs to realize that she's basically a nobody, her looks are fading with every minute that passes, and soon enough karma is gonna come back and bite her for this shit she's pulling. And her eyebrows have ALWAYS creeped me out, they look like huge, nasty caterpillars. Pluck those things, dammit!

What is with the driving gloves? Not even David Hasselhoff wears them anymore.

Poor kids. Their choice is Charlie Sheen, the prostitute and drug loving parent; or Denise Richards, the prostitute/husband stealing parent. Great choices. Almost as good as Sean Preston's choices. At least the Sheens are not "country."

Is she showing off her Caesarean scars?

Her name was Lola...she was a showgirl.. Didn't they name their child after a fellow prostitute??

The kids thought daddy was back when they saw Denise in this outfit.

They mistook her for "aunt" cherrie who would visit when mommy was gone.

Yep, that picture looks about right....

Now all Denise needs is a tricycle and a toot horn...

If she walked into my professional office of political writing and white collar business conducting dressed like that, I would hire her on the spot. Then I'd put her in a big cake and tell her to jump out on my birthday, which is about six months from now, FYI. I would pay her in bananas.

She's one of those women who looked like a hot 30 year old when she was 20...so now that she is 30 she just looks like a skank.

bananas! LOL

I suppose "she looks like a hooker" has been done?

naturellement.

Introducing the new "Crack Whore Barbie!"

Brett Michaels called, he wants his 80's hairstyle back.

#37 - I agree, her eyebrows are awful. They look like they belong to Bert from Sesame Street.

I've seen women overdo it with make-up lots of times (Carmen Electra in the new Max Factor ads & pretty much all the women in the M.A.C. Cosmetics ads). The difference is that the make-up still looks hot on them, the colors go well together & it doesn't make them look way older than they really are.

Denise looks like Tammy the Littlest Hooker in these photos which is probably the look Charlie's been trying to get her to achieve for years.

she really does have dead fish eyes.
oh and that freak next to her is the woman who invented the pussycat dolls.

An ugly whore is still an ugly whore, even if you dress her up in slutty lingerie.

And Tom Cruise is still a cock-loving guy, even if he decides to throw on a white dress and pretend he's a girl.

so so wrong, this person is the most revolting thing ever, I wish she'd drive herself off a cliff

i <3 42....i think i peed myself a little when i read that..

she looks like she did a single white female on tammy faye baker

*sings*
Dontcha wish your motha was a whore like me?
Dontcha wish your motha was a whore like me?
Dontcha?
Dontcha wish dontcha?

her body DOES look pretty damn good for havin 2 rugrats though. bitch.

holy crap, the lady in white is in desperate need of a berka

I am so embarassed for her. She looks HORRIBLE! Looks like she did a few key hits in the bathroom before she put on her make up.

Jeez, I guess I can overlook the "Desperately Seeking Susan" look because for someone who just calved for the second time not that long ago, those abs are pretty fucking stellar.

I agree with #10. Those abs are fantastic. FYI, she was dressed up for her next movie role -- Wild Things 6; Full Frontal Ho on Skinemax.

It would have been a much better publicity if the lady in white had a dog collar on and denise holding the leash.

It's so OBVIOUS and sweet and sentimental, yet no one here has mentioned it back. She's trying to win back Charlie "the Whore Lovin', Prostitute Frequenting" Sheen's heart back.

I am so touched. Literally. Mmmmmmm Huh Huh Huah. Owwwwww Yahhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhh.

Dancing at a strip club with clothes on is like getting blown with a condom on and non-alcoholic beer.

It has the air really well the diet of kate Moss because one should not dream... arrived has a certain age, the weight it is very difficult to lose, even with sport! :o)
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@65: WTF? Lay off the crack pipe.

#65 In what language are you typing?!?!?

Who, or what, is that he-thing standing next to her?

#68 - Richie did get a bit carried away when he decided to get into the spirit of things, no?

67
I recall a while back, we were having fun with the coob's alter ego. He was claiming to be able to speak French, and was posting in French. So we all had fun posting in different languages, thanks to a language translator. The translations always came out a little funny, because of verb/adjective arrangements.

I think that's what's happening here.

The coob is fluent in Klingon, because it is one of those Star Trek super geeks.

#67

Oh. I think I came in at the tail-end of the whole Coob thing (or at least started posting after the Coob was "outed"), so sorry if I sound a little confused.

But that's not the coob, I was just using that example to suggest what that screwed-up language was all about.

And the coob has been outed many times, it just keeps pretending it's two people.

#73 I figured. I have learned to spot the Coob no matter what alias it tries to use.

Chicks with dicks.

This bitch graduated Summa Cum Laude from the Angelina Jolie school of skankology.

@77: Hi Jen! How's Vince?!?!??

Jonathans sister is looking as cute as ever.

She needs to have her Eyebrows waxed.

75
The bad spelling, Napolean complex and overwhelming sense of idiocy ARE dead giveaways, aren't they?

P.S.
I used to know a guy from Chicago. Do you really call shopping carts "buggies"?

...and not one stretch mark, I now officiallly hate her.

damnit..."officially"

This bitch is a straight up smack-whore, bet her legs and inner toes are full'o tracks and shit.

Heard she used to go out with Charlie Sheen too. You know how HE rolls.

@78. Vince is fantastic. He has a much bigger cock, actually knows where the clit is, and bathes!!! I couldn't be happier. Thanks for asking!

She looks like something from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Even Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman looked classier than that and she was playing a hooker. Cinder-fuckin-rella.

Eyebrows that look like hers normally come attached to plastic glasses with a fake nose and a moustache.

#81

I have never heard of a shopping cart referred to as a buggy.

Yes, Coob's vapor trail is not hard to spot.

87
Okay, I guess he was just weird. I thought it might be a regional thing. I hear in Wisconsin (or maybe it was Minnesota, one of those places where they talk in sing-song) that they call water fountains "bubblers". But maybe that's wrong too.

We should all laud Denise for coming out and showing her true colors. She is a two-bit whoring, manstealing skank and she's finally dressed appropriately. We all know now what Charlie saw in her... she reminded him of his youthful indescretions at the House of Heidi.

I like the white dress. It would look so much better on me, though, seeing I look like a girl and not an aged transvestite.

Hi tarja

Hiya Jane! :)

I'd fucking LOVE it if #85 really was Jen.

I never knew when dressing like a cheap ho, one had to time-travel back to 1988.

Looks like someone's had a visit from the hair fairy!

I bet its an outfit Charlie bought her but she refused to wear it until now. Maybe she is trying to lure him back.

Since everyone is so fascinated with me, I thought I would share.

LittleJim,

You can do better than that?

It's time to confess. I do have multiple personalities. I will now go by my true identity. Please always refer to me as so.

Silly me, I forgot to change my name here. teehee

Lindsay Lohan called and she wants her cocaine back.

Dear coob:

You have achieved new levels of sucking.

Your link doesn't work, but in reality, who cares? What you intended us to see is just another pile of bullshit.

No one gives a Paris Hilton infected discharge if you are male, female, or hermaphrodite. We don't care one Charlie Sheen spooge about how old you are or what puss-covered rock you crawled out from under either.

All we care about is your death. Hasten it, and we all promise to give you one helluva send off.

Is the tranny in the white dress Jonathan-the-Hairdresser's sister?

The bigger Question? Why do I know that she is the founder of the Pussycat Dolls?

Why is there a dildo in her hand?? It should be tucked safely in her purse.

BigJim, it's just not nice to pick on retarded people. Leave the coob alone. It smells like dog anus anyway.

Wow, you guys are all sooo nasty! I think she looks great for age, especially after having 2 kids. Give the girl a break!! She's going through a rough divorce with a total drugged-out psycho - it takes real courage to leave an abusive marriage. She's dressed in a saucy way, cos that's what the Pussycat Dolls image is - it's all about empowering women & their sexuality in a fun, kitsch, tongue-in-cheek way. It's not like it's the clothes she would normally wear! And as for all the comments saying what a crap Mom she must be because of it is totally ridiculous! Re: all of the Heather Locklear stuff - talk about pathetic. She had split up with her husband, so why can't he go out with anyone he wants? Heather really needs to get over it & stop acting like a High School kid. If she didn't want him going out with anyone else, she shouldn't have ditched him!

Is that Richie Sambora next to her in the white dress?

94 - did I say hair fairy? I meant whore fairy.

im sure if the "working girls" of america opened up a beauty salon called "whores r us"..... denise would be a regular

Holy Shit!!! My eyes!!!

Friends, we have proof positive that Denise is trying to get Charley back. Except she fails to understand the difference between a 1000 dollar a night escort, and a 24.99 Bowery hooker that will blow you for crack.

I can tell you 5 things about whatever (#104):

1) They are still in high school
2) They lost their virginity two months ago at prom
3) They've never been to a strip club
4) They think Charlie Sheen is cute
5) Everything they ever needed to know about feminism, they learned from their mom, Sunshine, who sells homemade rugs for a living.

If you read #104 in a valley girl voice, it's so much more entertaining.

That dumbass coob forgot the "www." This is where it wanted us to go:

http://www.myspace.com/newconstilations

It talks about wearing dirty pants and not showering. And its photo reveals an utter lack of intelligence in those eyes. I've seen dairy cows with more mindful expressions.

Finally, I believe the word is spelled constellations.

i am bananas. i am speshul.

What-EVER!

I'll give Denise a break. Like with my iron-clad johnson on her teeth. And I can tell she's a bad mom, because my mom used to get dressed like that when she went out for days at a time and would only come back long enough to "empower" herself with a needle full of cough medicine, and stuff a box of macaroni and cheese through the hole I'd chewed in the door of the coat closet where I lived.

like Oh. My. God. you are sooooo right Jane! ok? cool!

She. scares. me. a lot.

113 - That's not a "bad" mom. That's a forward-thinking mom who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Grrrl power!
Signed,
Ann Coulter

114
Whenever someone goes on a rant defending the proffered celeb, it's always fun to find the voice to go with the speech. It keeps me from falling asleep at work.

so, i take it big hair is back in?

is that really the bananaperson?

I think I got an STD from reading this post. Did she have a stroke recently cause her eyes be fucked UP

These Pussycat Dolls keep mutating. Makes it hard to keep track of whether they're strippers or strippers who try to sing or just whores. I thought they started as a neo-burlesque kind of thing, with Christina Applegate and Carmen Electra. Next thing you know I'm watching what looks like a Skittles commercial with chicks singing about how trampy they are and wanting to fuck people's boyfriends.
And now this.
Maybe if she worked that look for Charlie he wouldn't have had to do so many drugs. Or pistol-whip her.

Yes, she's got amazing abs for someone who had a kid not long ago, however, I do wonder... why is she putting that much work into her body and not bothering to get those brows waxed? Kinda makes you wonder what else has never seen a razor or wax, doesn't it?

I have the urge to say, "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!" even though I know it's not.

#50

I just hope the 80s hair thing isn't the next big retro fad. All that hairspray could start destroying the ozone layer again.

I know a guy who caught chlamidya from looking at a picture of the Pussycat Dolls for too long, so watch out everyone.

Bananas: If that is indeed your link, I am guilty of viewing, and "Mozart" only has the one 't'. At the end.

p.s. still wondering about your gender.

122 - her brows are waxed - she just doesn't have the top part done, so they start blending into her hairline because she has those dark fine lanugo hairs on her forehead.

Either her esthetician is asleep on the job or Denise is just part chimp, part evil.

What a sad person she is. She's an embarassment to women. Shouldn't she be at home with her two small children. Two weeks ago she was running around Paris with her friend's estranged husband and now this?

You don't marry Charlie Sheen and expect to have a typical family environment. Normal people do not prevent their husbands family from seeing their grandkids either. She is a sad, empty person.

What a nasty pre-op tranny looking hag-freak eww.

The one with the microphone isn't winning any pageants anytime soon either.

104 -

Yeah, whenever I wear MY bra top paired with a miniature tie out in public, along with fishnet stockings, the shortest fringed skirt I can find, and all of my MAC products all at once I always feel empowered! That is exactly the moment when I feel that my sexuality is benefiting all of womankind. It's all okay, because I'm doing it in a fun, tongue-in-pooper chute kind of way.

I bet your life's ambition after graduating high school is to be a "dancer" at the Pink Poodle Lounge. Striking another blow for female dignity, eh slutever?

128 B-Slim

I think you may be mistaken about "pre-op" That thing is looking like it ran out of money half-way through the transgendering procedure. Can we all hold hands and chant "Vagina on a Stick"?

Yo, Whipper_willow@yahoo.com!

This game of identifying #104 is great. Let me try:
#109/110: Freshman English major looking down on the high schooler. You are sooo much more mature... and unlike Denise, you don't screw just anyone (unless he has suffered through your latest analysis of Heloise first).
#129: has the body and face for radio. Would be right next to Denise wearing a G-Banger if not for the fact your Fugly. You are the butch lesbian ready to welcome Jane Eyre (110) into the world of feminism (er, rug munching). Dont worry lads, one day you will grow out of this fad and actually be attractive to men. In the meantime, #104 and the like will take a hint from Denise (although to a lesser degree) and show us men what she got.

In case

Yikes. I didn't know Lili Taylor was a Pussycat Doll. *shudder*

#104: Totally agree with you.

Denise is 37 !! She looks great ...
That's it, no more frikadeller for me.

I agree with #104. I also happen to find the whorish look with overdone makeup and big hair incredibly attractive, so these pictures are gold.

Things are looking right up for Charlie Sheen at this point. No more annoying nagging over the little things like...well, for example, rampant drug use, out of control gambling and unprotected sex with multiple partners. Not to mention that his soon to be ex-wife recently completed her transition from a fresh faced 9.20 to a rapidly falling 6.00 with the tired looks of an aging prostitute. She disgusts me.

Damn, I hate to watch these aging once-starlets spiral down the whirpool of has-been, whorish, I'll-do-absolutely-anything-for-attention desperation. "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth." BTW, where the hell are her kids as she chases all over the globe after Mr. Heather and manically gyrates in public?

137, shocking as this may seem, mothers are occasionally allowed out of the house without their kids. Do you wonder where they are when you see pictures of Charlie out?

'Out of the house'? She's whoring herself onstage! Although Charlie whores himself with whores ... Maybe you have a point ...

132 - I only look down on high schoolers when they're giving me oral.

She starts dressing like a tranny AFTER she leaves Charlie Sheen...

Why do I keep picturing 132 as looking exactly like Ali G?

And 132, why must you persist in stereotyping any woman that makes fun of another woman on this site as automatically jealous or fugly? It's the SF, for shit's sake!! We're SUPPOSED to make fun of them.

Suffice it to say that:
1. My screen name is related to the fact that my occupation is a dispatcher;
2. I have been married (to a man) for two years and have never munched or even nibbled at a rug;
3. My body and face are both devilishly attractive and I don't look my age;
4. AND I do not have the need to wear all of my MAC cosmetics at the same time.

I merely pointed out that if you want to look like a whore, then look like a whore! But don't say that you're empowering other women by your tacky get-up. That statement would insult the intelligence of a hamster.

And if I may do a little stereotyping of my own, you sir, sound exactly like a pathetic loser; the type who desperately believes he is attractive to women but furtively attempts to suck his own tiny cock during his long, lonely evenings while awkwardly watching the entire humiliating spectacle in a floor length mirror.

Have fun tonight on your "date" with yourself.

That ugg monkey next to her is Jonathan's sister/brother,the hairdresser from Bravo,who in their right mind would take any type of beauty advice from her,she looks like her face has been beat in by a meat tenderizer

Coming soon to a New Jersey Mall near you...Its hollywood superstar Denise Richards. You know her as the pair of tits in the Cinematic masterpiece wild things and also as the pair of tits in the Eddie Griffin classic undercover brother. Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to meet Denise Richards. Bring your aquanet and your favorite bon jovi single to the mall on Saturday between 9-11 AM and also dont forget to pay 80s superstar Tiffany a visit at 2 PM

#144 -- u crazy -- lol --

Radio-Siren,
based on your knowledge of my anatomy and sexual proclivities, the fact that you have been married 2 years (as have I) and that you call me a loser, you are clearly not a dispatcher, but my wife! Hi Honey!!! (P.S., I will keep your rug munching secret if you insist). Listen, just don't dish it if you can't take it. Now, if you don't mind, I have to polish my ... er.. gold chains.

146 -
Oh! Is that you, sugar? I thought you were still performing your...er, gymnastics in the other room. Sorry 'bout that! Well, I will cease to complain about your small...er, anatomy since you will keep my secret regarding the berber carpet.

However, 104's "sauciness" is still irratating and I could not resist throwing a barb or two in her direction. You're cool with me though, Ali. See ya tonight in bed. Bring the gold chains.

I agree her makeup is too heavy here but I do think she is just a stunning beauty. Don't know if she's had plastic surgery but she she's always struck me as gorgeous. She just had a baby and what a bod!!

She was at the Palace to thank Caesar for his nice 'n' easy birthing method.