Jun 23 2006Christina Aguilera wears short shorts in SoHo

1st!

from the side, she doesn't look like she's holding a barrel between her shins.

I'm a girl, and I'd hit that.

thrice.

...and looks much better than Victoria Beckham in them, because instead of two chicken bones with the meat picked off them, she actually has legs.

Yeah, she's definitly the best lookin' of the pop-sensation-bunch. (Except maybe Katharine McPhee but she hasn't put out anything yet aside from American Idol so I don't know if she counts or not.)

She dosen't even look good! She looked much better when she had a little more weight on. And, BTW, have you heard "Aint no other man"? IT SUCKS!

Orange skin is the new puerto rican.

That hair is peroxided to death.

Lets see a front picture where we seee the freaky legs.

One word for that first picture...

CANKLES.

What's cankles?

Woo-hoo! New post! Okay.

She's been spackling herself in a paste made from the cheese powder in boxes of mac n' cheese, is wearing those FMP's again, and has thought it necessary to cover her arms, but neglected her legs. That about covers it.

YOU KNOW YOU LOSERS MISSED ME... YOU CAN'T STAND NOT TO HEAR FROM ME. YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I DON'T EVEN POST THAT DAY.

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You are really obsessed with me all you haters who can't stand that I'm better than you.

It looks like she's been taking lessons from Jessica Simpson by the way she's walking. Can anyone say degenerative disc disease?

Yay! New thread!

I hate to admit this, but I would hit that. . . screw her wheels off. . .

That's crazy, you can't even tell where her forehead ends and hair begins.

This is a stupid story. Where are the funny ones? Who cares if Christina Aguilera wears shorts? She can't have anything touching her legs or her tan will rub off.

she needs to change those shoes...

she looks fine... better than Posh, better than Brit... (3 picture, looks like she's coing out from a giant car...))

she looks ok except for the FREAKY WHITE HAIR. Damn. Let it go already.

At least she kept up her ass unlike her mousetwin, britney. Xtin grew up poor and stayed 'out da ghetto. Brit went right back in.

who the fuck is this annoying little twatfart that keeps posting and isn't funny but thinks she's great and is really nothing more than roadkill that the highway patrol won't even pick up because it's so skanky so they just let it rot there until it gets run over so much that eventually it just goes away never to be heard from again?

I think she looks good. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who would love to have legs like that. If I did I'd worse short shorts far more often. Although her hair is too blonde. fo sho.

Asshats are going to be all the rage this fall.

loves the shoes...
but i liked her alot better when she was just straight up skanktastic.
now it seems like she's this freaky little doll creature that scares everybody by being so small and doing nothing exciting..like superficial...jeez

Is that some weird new ad for Calvin Klein's Obsession or something? Those commercials never make sense.

and when did porno-slut shoes that you keep on while you're buttnaked & getting rammed in the asshole by a dildo while some nasty guy with a 'stache fucks you're other hole become all the rage?

Christina Aguilera is probably 4'10" and 85 pounds. Those shorts are not short on her for the same reason a pair of capri pants merely look like highwater jeans on a short person.

If the true offense is the fact that she's wearing hooker-heels with cut-offs, let's just put that out there: Christina, you're dressed like a hooker Skipper doll.

Maybe, like Skipper, she lacks the toe separation required to wear flip-flops...

Cankles are fat ankles that blend right into the calves. This would require having calves, which she does not, hence no cankles.

Christina looks crosseyed to me. Something is wrong with her eyes.

i always hated Skipper....i had a Midge doll once and i threw it into a lake cause she was just so damn ugly and disgusting...

OSH, YOU ARE THE RAGE.

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The short shorts are definitely in for the season. Much less chance of a photog getting a catch of your snatch as you exit vehicles and such.
LOL #6!
Any bets on when Christina's cotton candy hair just gives up and starts falling out like Nicole Kidman's?

I was hoping Lame Banana finally took our sage advice and put its head in the oven. No such luck however, the fucking twit is back.

Glad to see the short-shorts are making a triumphal return. Not long before we are exposed to the always delightful sight of fat thighs bulging from beneath too short shorts.

Hint for the ladies: If your legs don't look like Christina's, (and they don't) please feel free to skip this trend.

she looks amazing

Don't talk to me lame bananas, or I will put on the shoes I used to wear when my name was Paradyce and poke holes in your face with them.

I guess before this rash of pictures of her, I never realized how short she was. She makes that SUV look blackhawk helicopter size.

Little people unite! Bowlegged bottle blondes welcome!

I thought it was Pairadykes??

slurp.......

OSH, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU ARE THE LAME ONE.

#34 you rock.

i think those legs are fantastic! especially after those pix of victoria beckham yesterday.

and somebody, PLEASE kill the troll. seriously.

How great would it be if she WIPED OUT on those cobblestones.....

Banana you are cum dunt.

Best I can tell, if you ignore the troll, it will go away. *Whispers* Don't provoke it! You'll unleash the lameness!

Lamebanana,

Why don't you go tounge wash some hobos balloon knot you attention seeking troll.

36 - No, that was when me and Zanna used to do a tag-team lap dance, AKA double trouble, or dangerous erection overload. Not that you would know anything about that.

@43 the only thing "it" can unleash is gas

Sometimes you feel like gettin' a nut. Sometimes you don't.
Xtina's currently sporting Mounds
But sometimes she don't...

@21- You're killing me... asshats... I love it!!! Christina, it's time to die your hair, sweetie, to something that won't blind us when you step out into the sun- and get a new shade of lipstick... "Cock-sucking red" is a great one, but how about trying something a *wee* bit more subtle. You know, like "Muff munching mauve"???

*sp correction "dye" sorry... My asshat was crushing my brain :)

@49 Does your asshat have any fruit salad on it?

Who would you rather see naked: Christina Aguilera or that lead girl from the Pussycat Dolls? I'd rather see the Pussycat Dolls girl naked. Because she's hot. I'm just saying.

It isn't what you would call a 'brainteaser'.

i'm thinking cankles too. and she bowlegged. yuck.

@50- No, but I can arrange for you to toss my salad... I hear it tastes like fruit? Haha

see the thing with christina aguilera is is that she's the jan brady of the pop world. it doesn't matter how much talent she has, or how much less of a mess she is then britney spears, people are always going to want to hear about britney. britney and christina kissed madonna, and everybody made a big deal about britney doing it and mostly forgot that xtina did it too. britney got married (twice) and everybody went berserk trying to get photos, analyzing said marriages, ect. christina got married and nobody cared. it's always britney britney britney. the hooker shoes and short shorts is like jan brady putting on the afro wig, a lame attempt to get people to pay attention to her.

Wouldn't you hate to be that girl sitting on the bench in the background? She sneaked out of work for a smoke and a quick call on the cell phone, and the next thing you know she is plastered all over websites and magazines. And her parents didn't even know she smoked! And her boyfriend wants to know who she was talking to! And her boss thought she was working! Damn, Christina Aguilera ruined her whole day. Bitch.

@54 Jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.
(Slightly old pop culture reference...)

I have to agree with you 100% Chanel- Now I'm just hoping she does the same thing her "role model" Marilyn Monroe did, and just kill herself already. She's so damn un-interesting it's ridiculous. She's a midget with the body of a boy. She put fake tits on her chest and now she thinks she's hot?

@57 I like syrup too, and if you're good I'll put some whipped cream on there, too... :P Mmmmmm!!!

yup, barbituates administered up the ass. thats how xtina should go. just like marilyn.

looks like orange is the hottest color for summer, what the fuck if you have millions of dollars you should at least be able to get a decent looking fake tan?

@61- True... but I also believe that if you're willing to undergo plastic surgery and put silicone and shit inside your chest, you shouldn't be weary of a tanning bed, either...

yeah but tanning beds dont make you look orange, cheap ass spray on tans do

#56: The only reason I would hate to be that girl sitting on the bench is because she is fucking butt ugly, her hair color is atrocious and her shirt is embarassing. I don't even want to touch on the fact that she's wearing black slacks with what appears to be white flip flops.

Right, which is why I can't understand why these "superficial" plastic surgery gung-ho assholes aren't afraid of putting foreign objects and botox into their body, but God forbid they step into a tanning bed and get a REAL looking tan instead of this Bozo the Clown shit. If you can stand for artificial materials in your body, you should be able to handle some artificial rays!!

I was trying to figure out what she looks like in that second picture, and I've figured it out:
http://www.samanthasdolls.com/Charisma%202004/ginghams.jpg

ROTFLMAO Jane.. nice.

Fake boobs, orange colored skin, fake colored hair, and an attitude.. I'll pass..

@64 I thought it was some kind of uniform. Only she obviously does not have enough "flair."

69: That is certainly no uniform to be worn at the Soho Grand Hotel. They don't hire the ugly, either. Someone really looked in her closet & said "hhmm, I'm gonna wear this today & take the world by storm!" I bet she's related to meganharris.

She's hot.

But the thing you've gotta realise is that she is beautiful, no matter what you say... Words can't bring her down.. oh no. So don't you bring her down today.

No relation. dumb ass.

@59 wont syrup stick to the "salad" and make more dingleberries like that? ewww

wax!

I'm sorry meganharris but I really think that the girl on the bench is a relative of yours. Wow, what a bitch you are. Denying the fact that you know someone that is a family member just because she's as ugly as you are? Even I wouldn't stoop that low.
You're even more of a bitch than I originally thought. that's cold and downright rude.

her legs are small but her skin tone is beautiful.

She looks great. I'd hit that!

72: But the thing you've gotta realise is that she is beautiful, no matter what you say... Words can't bring her down.. oh no. So don't you bring her down today.

I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.

That is the Comment of the Week.

She looks doll-like and cutesy.

And I'm digging those shoes. I'd be digging them even more if they were waving in the air and her cute little toes were curling in them while I......*censored The Superficial.com staff*.....and...*censored The Superficial.com staff*....

Yeah.

Definitely the monotonous hotness... you say silicon, I say money well spent. Posh, you taking notes?

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Yes, that's a beautiful combination of yellow #5 and red lake #7.

why the fuck do people tan orange & them dye their hair a wicked shade of fucking blonde? ex; paris, xtina, kelly ripa....smh.

Yuck, this bow-legged midget hooker thinks she's hot. She needs to lay off the pancake make-up, pronto. She also needs to find a way to look less greasy.

She looks greasier than the driveshaft on a '74 Pinto.

Her skin is close to being Day-Glo.

oh the driveshaft of a '74 Pinto. Whew, that brings back memories. That was good times. Greasy, sweet times.

#82

Actually the whole reason she looks looks hot is because of the whole greasy bow legged midget hooker thing. I've seen parts 1 - 9 of Greasy BowLegged Hooker Midget Sluts and I like the way they don't have to bruise their knees to unwrap the package. That, and the whole orange skin thing makes me feel like I'm fucking an alien.

This is the second Xtina posting in a row where she's juxtaposed with people or vehicles that cause her to look, like, 3'4".

Is she photoshopped into every picture, or is she actually an Ooompa Loompa?

she looks awesome.

who was it accusing us of saying bad things about everyone?? assholes.

drool

74- Dingleberries? Mmm sounds tasty! The more fruit in the salad the better! hahahaha... no waxing necessary, good luck with your jungle of dingleberries since you sound so familiar with the subject....

Another one with a penchant for Christain Louboutin shoes. Victoria Beckam likes them too - http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/06/22/victoria_beckham_wears_short_s.html.

These girls try to act like they hate the paparazzi following them. But you know, if you dress like THAT just to go shopping, then expect to be noticed because most girls who live in NYC do NOT wear short shorts and stilettos on a daily basis (unless they work on the corner of 45th and 10th, that is).

#24

For putting the enticing picture in my head, I hail you as my newest fav... thank you biatcho... please, tell me you are a woman, that would only make it sooo much better...

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BIATCHO... more pictures!!!... I’m in LOVE... but you must stop, I’m making a big mess over here... NO don’t stop!... OXOXO

Christina does have a rockin' bod and she can sing (but jeez, enough of the shrieking 500 notes before you utter an actual word - tiresome) but this picture makes her look like an Oompa Loompa hooker. What is it with white chicks and orange skin? Jebus, I'd rather be as pasty as Queen Liz than orange. And with white blonde hair? Yikes. Christina, wash that orange crap off and then get to a colorist who doesn't hate you.

issues, too many issues...

I would like to be her personal slave, you know, clean the bathroom and the tub kitchen floor etc. all the while being locked in a chastity tube and she only lets me have an orgasm every 8 to 12 weeks. that's the hottest idea ever on the superficial. thanks for agreeing everyone

No #12 nobody missed you. Megan Harris has been feeling froggy and she's getting gang banged.

They do look like cankles in the first photo. I just can't get past the orange skin with her weird hair color. It clashes.

I'd buy meat in that.

Well I don't need to post anything really coz #94 took the words right out of my mouth. Fuck Xtina is ugly. She looks like a damn cartoon.

She looks like one of those skanky hoes in your PE lesson who think theyre too cool for school. Some one needs to get christina's head out of her own arse maybe then she won't walk so funny.

"I give money to deaf people so they can get hearing aids. more people should hear me sing".

You know I think she looks cute. Tiny girl. She must live in heels

Christina looks great. She can pull off the hooker look really well. Seriously, she is hot!

Enough with the immitation of Marilyn Monroe.

that orange rat is really desperate for attention...if she styles herself to look like a prostitue or cheap porn star maybe no one will notice that she has an ugly face, a pear shaped body, and parentheses for legs.

Hey, I was just in Soho. Why didn't I see her? Wop...wop...wop... oops, I mean whomp

You know, everyone on here makes a good point. So i guess the only thing i'm gonna say is...to me, this is the best i've seen her in a long time. I think she's pretty, but only cuz she's got the money to make herself look even THAT good. But if i saw her walking down the street, i'd think she's average to below average...actually pushing ugly. But hey...that's just MY opinion.

she is gorgeous and tbh she can pull off anything and looks fab! and i lurve her new song im a dancer in all types of dance and i new it was a gd song straight away as after i had listened 2 it it was still in my head ages after !

She definately has the legs for them, go Christina! at least she is not all skinny ans skanky looking like anorexic posh spice.

OMG, Y'all need to get over it! Christina has an AMAZING body! No cankles, no orange skin, etc. I know millions of people who would kill for a body like that. Christina can wear short shorts!!

Christina is like many extremely talented, young and over-exposed stars of the future. She will most likey become more beautiful, more talented, more self-aware and more fabulous with time.....Not is spite of the negative so-called friends and fans, rather in the spirit of the same.....I think Christina shows incredible strength and promise.

She should gain some weight; her legs are scrawny like whoa.

Wow shes the same colour as the guys boots... ouch
And whats with the feeble little legs?