Jun 16 2006Christina Aguilera is a wonder of nature

First!!!

ANd that was my first comment on this site. Now for the story, eeh hmmm, let's read it first, shall we?

Omg, she is tiny!! Or is that car just huge?

i love christina. shame on her for having such an ugly husband. and yes, she is that tiny.

She's a bow legged slut! hahahahahahha! What a great pic. And in the second to last pic HE looks like he's either caught a whiff of Xtina or Paris perfume launch.

#3 - I just noticed that. She's that short with hooker heels on?! I bet she'd scare an elephant.

From the looks of those legs, Jordan's been hitting it. A lot.

Of course her breasts are perky. They're fake.

Hi um, zuigdrmrop? Welcome to the site. Yea, so we don't do "first" here.

She's probably just been doing a lot of horseback riding lately. Either that or she's been fucking a bunch of sumo wrestlers.

She's looking a little knock-kneed but meh.
NEXT.

used to be so hot, and now?

Actually not knock-kneed, i meant the opposite. Bow legged.
NEXT.

WOW she looks great even with the bow leg

yep, when I ride 'em hard....they walk that way for a while.

OK, who washed Christina in hot water?

#8 - I generally also pick on the new people, but for more legitimate reasons. We DO do first here. There is one at the beginning of almost every thread. Be nice, it's Friday.

#4 yeah he's ugly, BUT he doesn't live off of her.

Scientifically, I think her legs should be breaking. I almost don't believe it's a real picture, but who would take the time to photoshop her into some strange L.A. cowboy walk syndrome?
Arguably, I did just take the time to post this, so probably someone out there might.

I was hoping that thing with her leg might be an optical illusion, but I don't think that's the case. I think the only logical conclusion is she is a Gumby.

Check out the putz she's with. I guess she wanted a boyfriend who hasn't hooked up with either Paris or Lindsay yet, and ended up having to really scrape the barrel. Beats getting the herp.

I'm having a hard time also believing that her legs could look like that. There is no angle of perspective that you could be lookig at that and have that be normal.

Oh, and nice to see her wearing her WHITE hooker platforms with jeans. So stylish, Xtina. I bet she makes up half of Kiwi's Shoe White earnings with those suckers.

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That's her husband. Yeah.

I walk that way when my underwear starts riding up into the unknown. . . Maybe Xtina forgot to take out her anal beads before heading to the airport?

That last photo looks like it was taken from an undercover agent following up on a child prostitution lead.

only one other species with inverted knees come to mind and they're usually associated with the word "pink ...", hence she belongs with that same species.

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------------It's weird. In the other pics her legs don't look all curved like in the first pic. So I guess she has some kind of powerful ability to cuve and uncurve her legs.
---------Whatever. I love this new retro look of hers! She's got the Jean Harlow/ Marilyn Monroe thing going on! I love her hair and her shoes! Go Christina!

The last picture is obviously not Christina. It looks like a child. The jacket is clearly different and the pants are rolled up and the shoes look about 6 sizes too big.

Jesus Saves. I will pray for all in His name.

there is no way she weighs less than 32 lbs. her breasts alone have got to weigh more than that.

besides, she looks great. waaaay better than 2 yrs ago. yuck.

She is walking, but taking baby steps and with her legs spread. This walk happens on days when you forget to wear a belt or, in Christina's case, finally get your weight down to absolute zero, allowing you to travel through time and slit Marilyn Monroe's throat.

She's obviously bowlegged....

Is she climbing into a giant cartoon car?

Let's take that second picture and dramatize it ,shall we?

*in a stereotypical new york jewish voice*

Is it cold or what? Oh, oh, my sinuses are acting up again, Christina, Christina what's that smell? How much did you tip that guy, THAT MUCH?!?!?, what are we made of money?, you gotta lowball these things!!!

Edna you have been reported.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

You know your packing a Circus Penis when your wife walks like her knees are broken and she's about to drop a 10 lb. placenta.

*you're,
before the grammar police arrest me and throw me in grammar jail with some cracked-out grammar abusers.

Her husband looks like Mr. Peepers from SNL.

She had her legs surgically bowed to accomodate the large, NBA-sized Black lovers she intends to cheat with on her tiny, Jew husband.

Girl needs a new pair of shoes! in the 3rd pic, her toe is hanging over the edge about an inch. I guess when you pay $1000 for shoes, it's hard to let go....let go xtina. I think you can afford a new pair.

What's with the last picture? Different jeans, wearing a skirt(?) under a different sweater. Fatter ass? Were these pix from the same camera?

Edna's back! Fuck yeah!

I missed you Edna, and the sweet smelling douche you wear. You wore it just for me, didn't you? Next time wear those clown stripper shoes, too. You know, like the ones Christina has on.

Are those legs...or parentheses? She frightens me <=0
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#35 - I am the Grammar Police. Im going to arrest you and trust me youll be soory.

Could the person in the last pic be her stunt double? Her dwarf-world stunt double?

At least with those enormous ears, she can guide him with total accuracy whilst he partakes of the fish taco.

@45 hehehehe ...fish taco.

gold!

43 - Well I be the spelling police if'n you don't not quit that no good spelling I'm fixing to be putting you in that there spelling prison we be having over in that there we do be I you no bad spelling yes ma'am bitch.

#34 your = correct
#35 you're = lol babe :)

stop trying to fuck with me :))

lol

i'll get to xtina in a mo :)

herbiefrog, usually I just ignore you - but, look:
You know your packing <---wrong
You know you're (you are [contraction = you're]) packing <---- correct

Please herbiefrog, nobody likes you, we all just find you weird. Your bohemian antics may seem cool to some people at your Junior High poetry club but you might as well be typing in Croatian. And it's repetative as fuck. Just had to get that off my chest.
Go
suck a fat
Puerto Rican
Cock
you cocksucker
lol bitch :)))

It's "repeTITive, osh. I thought you of all people would know all the words in the English language with the word "tit" in it. Geez, way to slack.

Edna, how's your cunt flaps doing? I really REALLy fucking missed you. I can feel your beady eyes reading these posts. Hike up that muumuu, get down on your knees and pray for all our salvation. I know I need it. Osh DEFINITELY needs it. Actually, the only thing I need is some hot clit-on-slit action.

#50, u missed ur calling, u should have been an english teacher in mexico.

50 - Hey Feed_Me_Bacon, I didn't know you were the spelling police. I guess Jacq stole your badge and was impersonating an officer. So arrest us both and we can be lesbo cellmates with matching tattoos.

hey people, She doesn`t know how to walk with does shoes ,she looks so stupid ....

um..#16, in support of um #8...we don't do, like or want fucking "FIRST" posts. I especially hate the ones who post first without making any relevant comments...this twat didn't even read the post first. The creator of site instructed us not to do it a few weeks ago. So.....zuigdrmrop put down your crack pipe and think before you decide to post on this site again fucktard!!

#24 hello :)
i think you might be on
to
something there...

looks like it was a wild ride :)

53
Um, it was a joke, honey. Sorry to get your panties in a bind.

Who cares about her legs. With those nice tits and tight body, nothing else matters.

#30 hey pete
...funny how that happens :)

57 - My panties are always in a bind because I like it like that.

#37
i gTHER
we r nealt there :)

#49 lol babe :)
i like it when you talk dirrrty

where am i gonna
find
a puerto rican
this
time
of night

lol lol lol :)))

I would love to titty-fuck her big, lucious, fake, plastic boobies. I really, really would.

Is herbiefrog coming on to me? I'm confused. I don't want to get warts.

I thought you don't wear panties, Osh. Remember last night? You told me they get in the way of labia-lovin'.

just lick him and get high.

krisdylee I only told you that so I could tap that ass. Sorry, you gullable little minx. I'll never lie to you again.

http://www.spellcheck.net/

Use it.

Christina looks really great and those perky fake tits are better than the pancake look she sported in her genie video.

She obviously having trouble standing because of a permanent open legged position she used so much to accomodate all the brothers she did.

She liked the brothers cuz they 'have the flava" and now she has a disjointed posture.

Keep on banging baby!

And the brothers like to hit smurfs. Gives them that daft feeling of power when they come close to snapping her pelvic bone.

The "first" shit is annoying, and I'll tell you exactly how annoying it is by rating the following annoying activities in order of most annoying to least annoying, with the least annoying still being VERY annoying:
1-HWMNBN or whatever
2-Herbie Frog*
3-"Firsters"

*Very close race between first and second place.

Yes, I know. This post is annoying.

Is that Jennifer Aniston helping X-tina out with her luggage in the first picture?

Cristina,

you are not that genie in the bottle and no I won't rub you the right way.

hey I know, why don't you go and find dorothy and lead her to the yellow brick road you munckin...

is that car enormous or is she a midget in 4 inch heels?

Okay, its a freakin weird pose, but i think she looks good, she needs to get rid off the red lipstick though! and while she's at it, get rid off her husband, i think he's even worse than k-fed! look at his ears? i can't stop staring at them, he has a dumbo thing going on

65 & 67 Panties are packaging (and sniffing)...half the fun is getting to unwrap the package.

68 - fuk you assholl

...you're missing
...the real news
...tonight :)))

...payback is a bitch
...and then you realise
...you just became one :)

“Not tonight, Brandon,” was the verdict on Saturday from doorman at the nightclub Hyde.
“What are you talking about?” said Mr. Davis, according to an onlooker. Mr. Davis had, among others, his brother and Sonia Kinski, daughter of Nastassja, in tow.
The doorman said it again. “Not tonight, Brandon. Tonight’s not your night.”

...give that fuckin doorman a medal :)

http://starked.com/archives/b-douche-gets-rejected/

BRANDON DAVIS has checked into rehab to battle his addiction to cocaine and alcohol. The socialite pal of PARIS HILTON's went public with his problems yesterday (15JUN06) when he confronted an In Touch magazine reporter in Hollywood and revealed his rehabilitation plans. Davis said, "I am checking into rehab today. I am on my way right now." The oil heir has recently embarked on a career in clothing after designing a jeans line for Italian company Replay. Friends claim footage of him partying in Los Angeles, where he launched a vocal attack on pal LINDSAY LOHAN, prompted Davis to seek help. A source tells In Touch, "Brandon must have watched that footage a thousand times. He can't believe those words came out of his mouth and realised it was the drugs talking." Davis is no stranger to rehab - he sought treatment in 2001

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/bartons ex checks into rehab_1000042

...revenge is sweet
...and best served cold

lol bitch :)

#72 that was almost mu first thought

so

...well done babe
...for beating the
...agoraphobia

see it's safe outside
as long as noone
knows who you are :)

thanks babe :)

So that guy is her husband, eh? Well I guess his huge ears do provide visual balance for her big fake tits, so they have at least that much going for them as a couple.

If Christina Aguilera is a "wonder of nature," then Britney Spears is "the shame of nature."

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

YES HERBIEFROG!

Looks like he would kill to be a firecrotch now, instead of a druggie.

"ain't no other leg can stand
up next to you
ain't no other leg on the planet does what you do
You're the kind of leg a girl wears when she's a freak
You've got no soul, you've got NO class, you've got NO style, you have a weird ass
Ain't no other leg can do
Ain't no other leg but you."

She used to be good, now she's just an over singing skank.

But she looks okay in this pic. Too sknnny though... kind of eww.

What kinda car is that?! It's behemoth.

That thing probably uses little children for fuel.

Sorry Jacq, the PMS is really getting to me today. I'll try and play nicer with the newbies.

What's with her wearing a different outfit--but the same shoes--in the last photo? Did she change? Is it from a different day? But more importantly, why do I even care?

wait, what's the point of this post?

Seeing as how we're in STFU-Friday....

What an amazing place. With all the trolls, coobs, teenage-mutant-herpes-frogs, dame ednas and other generally annoying fucktards this site is truly an exercise on one's patience. And by one's I mean mine. So I'll STFU and continue looking for the funny among the (b)anal.

OBTW: herbie, at each of your hard returns (uh, the "enter" key you love to use so creatively you fucking dullard) I imagine a sharp object plunging into/heavy object striking onto (your choice) lamebananas skull while Edna, tied in a chair naked, covered in piss is forced to watch.

This helps me a little. Not much, but a little.

Other than that, everyone enjoy the weekend; beware the fucktards.

#89
...you said

> > I imagine a ...

and that's how it works
lol babe :)

re:edna

I wonder if these people realise how offensive that can be to others..like me...
that don't believe in their cult.

@85 - Well, it's cheaper than gas...

#86 - Forgiven. Trust me, Loritab and Miller Lite works WAAAAAY better than Midol.

Osh and Jane, you too behave or you mite get stinged by the spelling bee. *bzzzz*
Me fail English?! That's unpossible!
Someone please citizen's arrest me!! I want to go to lesbian grammar prison and see how many different ways we can spell "do it," if you know what I mean.

I don't like you.

ill be the first to state the obvious...wonder of nature, dont you mean freak?!?!
her legs are the same size as her husbands arm...eat a cheeseburger

If she were fat youde be all over that. Let it go. She's the way she is.

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style with your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man its true - alright -
Ain't no other man but you.

I think she looks pretty amazing - Those photos make her look like Gumby though. Hey wait, maybe she has an artificial leg! Yes, that's it! :)

She's fabulous and one of the few celebrities that look great in red lipstick. She has a classic/funky look that's pretty cool.

I look homeless half the time when I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt. :)

I think she looks pretty amazing - Those photos make her look like Gumby though. Hey wait, maybe she has an artificial leg! Yes, that's it! :)

She's fabulous and one of the few celebrities that look great in red lipstick. She has a classic/funky look that's pretty cool.

I look homeless half the time when I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt. :)

Title should read, Christina Aguilera is a Freak of Nature.

jane's eyre..
Duh, that's what he was going for.

Why is she wearing a jacket? It's it June?

Is that her husband? He's ugly.

Gidget Gossip - girl reporter

Just the person I was looking for, I need someone to do a report on my massive 20" ponie cock and ten pound balls. If you do a good job I might even let you ride me.

so come on down to the sunny west-side, if you wanna ride, ride the wild ponie...

jacq you are an idiot.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/05/17/you_havent_been_banned.html

saying 'first' is lame. get a life

Well that car is new Rolls-Royce which is one giant car, high as truck but nice inside, too good for such a skank........

the guy she's with left his car doors open.

in Baggy it would not have this kind of problem, because here that does not give desire...!

#108.

In intelligible English, speak I do not. Speak in a stream of non-sequitur babble, I do.

This is the best I've seen her look in a long time, I hope she's leaving the "Midget Marilyn Monroe" look far, far behind.

And that last photo is a little strange. The hair, bag, and shoes look the same as in the previous photos, but the sweater looks different and I don't think she's that small.

Aguilera is 5'2", and she's wearing about 4" heels. So, the car is about 5'8", and her husband is probably 5'10".

Midget myth busted.

She's still a freak.

Yoda, you forget the "Mmm?" My favorite part.

For more unintelligle English, visit
htpp://www.engrish.com

http://engrish.com/

Damn

101

suck my cock...

In the first photo, I don't think she's bow legged, as her legs look normal in all the other photos. Skinny, but normal.

She might just have very flexible knee joints that can bend a few degrees beyond vertical when locked. Mine can.

Oh, and tap that, I would, clown makeup and all ;^)

102

...It's it june"

wtf does that mean???

dumbfuck...

112. Consumed by the dark side of sexuality you have become, and gay you are.

113. Mmmmmmm.

Alas, I remember when Christina looked like a normal, pretty girl at 18. Now she's the postergirl for how Hollyweird distorts people's self-image to the point of looking cartoonish. Give her a few years and she'll make Wacko Jacko look like Andy Rooney.

She also looks like she's turning tricks in that last photo. Five bucks for a tittay fuck!

@111 Up Aguilera's ass you are Mmmm...tasty her shit is Mmmmm...defending this midget skank you are Mmmmmm.

I want christina to make me clean her kitchen floor with just a toothbrush and some ajax while i'm naked and wearing a ballgag. she then asks "what are those little drops you're leaving on my floor piglet"? and then she makes me do it again. oh' i'd love to see her in bare feet standing on her tiptoes. thank you and goodnight

I'd still want her

121. I don't listen to her music, she wears too much makeup, and her hair usually looks retardd, but she has a tight bod, looks like she might be a bit of a freak, and hasn't dated any Hilton / Hohan rejects.

So yeah, I'd hit it.

Oh, and lick my balls and like it, you do. Mmmmmm.

*retarded*

@123 I heard she wants you too.

Hey, Edna:

Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound!

(Note to non-Canadians: I would have used the name of a current Edmonton Oiler, but I'm not sure any of you would recognize one.)

@127 Cheering for Italy or USA tomorrow? If you say USA, no blow job for you.

hehehehehehehe

:)

129 Why did you just giggle like a catholic school girl?

128. It really doesn't matter, because Ronaldinho is a god.

In an alternate universe, if USA wins both remaining group matches, they may advance in the E2 spot, and immediately lose to F1 Brazil.

If Italy wins, they will probably lose to the Czechs, advance as E2, and immediately lose to F1 Brazil.

...and in other news :))

i just love paris and lindsay :)

...a "dance off" lol

keep the faith bitches :)

...

It was like Paris was saying through her looks, 'You stole my man!' and Lindsay's looks were like, 'What are you going to do about it?'"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/news/news/2006/06/15/32943.shtml

The impromptu contest began early Wednesday morning, when both celebrities began dancing in the club's VIP section and continued for hours, with both women reportedly waiting for the other to stop first

http://www.locationlohan.com/index.php?showtopic=11492

BigJim, Oilers? Really? Even tho'....??? RIGHT ON!!! Keep it in Canada...

FUCK YEAH!

and I hate lambananas.

131 WOW. You spoke, and not backwards!

133 You're a dirty whore and I love you.

Holy crap, she's so perfectly miniaturized, she makes that Phantom looks gigantic.

134. If most fortunate, they are, face Brazil Italy will. And by face, mean suffer humiliating loss, I do. Mmmmmm.

Better?

LOVE HER! She has an amazing voice.
I do think she is a little "off" though...but aren't they all?!?!?

#93
...and when you say
..."know what i mean"

we meant
get those panties off now girl
were coming in :))

#131
22nd october
f1 brazil
no idea why
boys kick balls around
or why people watch :)

keeps them occupied :)

Looks like her legs will snap off with each step....held together with crazy glue...only her stylist would know!!!

BUT....

who's the monkey beside Christine?

Whatever happened to Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters?

Seriously, it's been bugging me all fucking day. Well, only for the last 3 minutes, since I smoked that fattie.

Remember their show? Oh, fuck, good times.

More like a freak of nature.

does she have rickets?

she's so hot !!

Well, I already pointed out in the SF's last Christina "news" that she is very bowlegged... nice to see some visual corroboration.

But, that first picture makes it exaggerated, since she is actually walking there, and because of the angle of the camera.

She's hot though.. love those fake boobs.

I'd hit it. I'm sure my bf wouldn't mind as long as he could watch.

She is gorgeous (bow legged or not)!

I find that her being short makes her even more attractive.

#143 - that's exactly what I was thinking!

Someone get Aguilera some vitamin D, STAT!

Oh and did anyone else notice she seems to be in the process of dropping some sort of phone/camera/pda looking dealio in the set of pictures with Hubby.

Kris i watched them too (the mandrells) n donny n marie. i have to smoke a lot to ferget that but if they ran repeats i would be there. YOU ROCK

oh my god, this poor girl looks like she is havin trouble walkin n breathin thanks to the 10 inch heels n the 10 pound implants. christina, WHY?? you were the teen angel who could actually sing. we loved you the other way gurrl. sad.

krisdylee:
I though Barbara Mandrell was dead, but I did find a picture of her with Kenney Chesney and Reba McIntire, and damned if she didn't look younger than Reba. She'll have to be careful though, one more facelift and that curly, neatly-trimmed goatee she will suddenly have will take some explaining away. It's probably a safe bet that you can have your way with a Mandrell sister for $15 or 3 cans of Skoal behind the dumpsters in the parking lot behind the Rebel Yell Tattoo Parlor and Studebaker repair shop in Branson, MO.

As you all know, I have been absent from my mission in cleaning up the internet. I have been lobbying my state legislature as well participating in a letter writing campaign to my representatives in the US House and the US Senate. My church has gleemed over 100,000 signatures to stop obscenity. I have warned repeatedly for years that you will be REPORTED! and nothing has happened except for a few accounts being deleted and a few sites being temporarily shut down. I gave you all a chance to change for the good, to police yourselves with help from me. Now I kickstart my campaign for internet decency into high gear. No longer will children be subjected to filth and pornography. No longer will they read about topics such as s-e-x or drugs. The vise is clamping down, either shape up or get sqeezed out.

her leg is like this from all her years of dancing she has had several surgeries on it.......sorry to spoil all the rough riding hillarity

I like her leg. She is a nice girl. I like bukkake too

i don't mind her leg it adds character i think

i think the car's a rolls royce phantom and that's why she looks so small, not sure though

I think she has double-jointed knees.

Is she, like, 4'8?

Edna, even if the internet was shut down, children would still be subjected to filth and pornography. And the ones you lobbying are some of the worst offenders.
Fight if that gives you something to do, but its like trying to patch the Titanic with tape.
Why don't you try helping the hypocrital religious types that preach one thing and then go out and cheat on their wives, beat and molest their children, and scam sheep of their money.
Leave these people alone. They may have some filthy mouths, but they are regular people just blowing off steam and having fun. There are actually some pretty decent people if you would just open your eyes, and stop judging people. No they are not going to burn in the "fiery pits of hell".

Today is BigJim's birthday.

well BigJim i wish you a fantastic super duper jolly happy birthday

I've been saying for a while that herpesfrog was just another fucked up personality of lame bananas (meaning that it is just another coob).

Does anyone else see this?

I love the way the sun shines through Xtina's hubby's earlobes in the third picture and his ears look bright red. Haha!

I still think the hubby is cute, though.

27

Yeah. Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses, He shoots. He SCORES!!

Happy Birthday, BigJim! :)

Edna,
Your church has "gleemed" over 100,000 signatures? But, doesn't all that scrubbing with toothpaste kind of mess up the signatures? I didn't even know they made "Gleem" toothpaste anymore. Good to know, good to know.

Hibbity hoppity happy birfday, BigJimmy.

Happy birthday, BigJim... c'mon over for a beer, you cant be that far from me(a fellow Calgarian... well, just north of...)

BigJim,

This one's for you, hoping all your dreams come true today...

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/granny.jpg

BigJim just because it's your birthday, I'm going to let you go first and bang the shit out of girlfriend on top.

Wipe her down when you're done.

Christina, assume your favorite posture.

omg that car mush be huge! she's hot. her husband's not.

Jane:

That was some nasty shit. I wonder if she took her dentures out. That might actually feel good.

Ug, 38 today. Forty is coming up faster than Edna can scarf down a dozen Krispy Kremes.

it looks like she's trying to shake something out of her pants leg

Wow - that's right! It IS BigJim's birthday! I hope you have the best birthday ever - 24 hours of non-stop sex - mental/physical/oral/imagined/pretend/manual/singles/doubles/triples .... and any other way you can think of (and I ONLY wish that for you because I think that would be THE perfect gift--and come October, you'd better wish me the same!)
Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY BigJim! Flex On!!

A Rolls Royce Phantom is 64.3 inches high... 5'4", in other words. Shit. Christina is tiny.

#152

Anyone who posts at 4:14am is either done looking at porn or watching 13 year olds on their web cams charge to get naked. Either way, you're apparently riddled with guilt. The Bible is chock full of debauchery and sinful behavior... will it be your next target? Saying TCLTC is not sinful, it's a fact. Because he does love the cock. Probably quite often, as do many antiporn Christian Taliban loons. Saying I want to check Christina's artificial mams for buoyancy and their ability to firmly hold a love muscle during the challenging event of mammillary fornification is also not sinful. It can be a very holy experience, as would be evidenced by my probable screams of "OH GOD! OH GOD!" when I'm done. Missing her face when I'm done? Now THAT would be a sin...

LittleJim is 38? I knew all the people posting on this site were old and decrepit except me!!

Is there ANYONE here younger than 21?

Old losers. Don't you have jobs, homes, kids, spouses, yard work, bills, checkbooks to balance, young kids to shake your fists at, or fiber to consume?

I hear the new line of Jazzy electric wheelchairs are our, get right on that (which means driving 30 miles an hour there with your right blinker on the whole time.)

Christina Aguilera — Height: 5'2"
According to http://alwaysceleb.com/christinaaguilera/

Shut the fuck up lamebananas. I KNEW I smelled something bad.....

Happy Birthday BigJim.... I hope you have the best sex ever tonight.....

Ohhh, "shut the $%# up"! Wowwww... that's both original AND funny AND intelligent! It's a triple threat we've got here folks!

both very

LittleJim is 38? I knew all the people posting on this site were old and decrepit except me!!

Is there ANYONE here younger than 21?

Old losers. Don't you have jobs, homes, kids, spouses, yard work, bills, checkbooks to balance, young kids to shake your fists at, or fiber to consume?

I hear the new line of Jazzy electric wheelchairs are our, get right on that (which means driving 30 miles an hour there with your right blinker on the whole time.)

I always thought she reminded me of a Bird, now its confirmed with that twisted leg of hers. she is a FLAMINGO !

LittleJim... aren't you the guy at the retirement home I volunteer at that has that weird eye thing going on? I THINK SO!

Now, all you old fogies... go eat some oatmeal and take a nap.

LittleJim is 38? I knew all the people posting on this site were old and decrepit except me!!

Is there ANYONE here younger than 21?

Old losers. Don't you have jobs, homes, kids, spouses, yard work, bills, checkbooks to balance, young kids to shake your fists at, or fiber to consume?

I hear the new line of Jazzy electric wheelchairs are our, get right on that (which means driving 30 miles an hour there with your right blinker on the whole time.)

ME! i'm 19. like lindsay. except i dont go around screwing guys.

ruyukyo ... finally, someone who wasn't around for the Nixon administration.

159 BigJim

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! You over-grown piece of Canuck. It's tradition for married folk in the US to get blow-jobs on their b-day, you might want to pass that gem on to the missus.

152 Edna, you fat fucking cunt, Bambrick

Did you ever get the come off your face from the bukkake you invited Me, BigJim, Stallion and the 101rst Infantry to? Cause I think I see a lil' somethin' on your chins.

Her pic is bringing the wood back......

quick...show a pic of that roadkill paris again.

...nevermind, I'll take a cold shower.

hey lameassbananas,
Since you're so freaked out by anyone over the infantile age of 21, maybe you should proactively perform euthanasia on yourself, since *newsflash!* you won't be a young faggot forever, someday you will grow up to be an OLD faggot. I'm sure there would be many volunteers here that would be willing in assisting you in your passage over to banana hell.

And was your brain short-circuiting or something? Why did you post the same thing three times? Geez, you're young and your mind is already in shambles. Such a pity. But not really. A good brain would have been a wasted commodity on you.

Well, you and ruyukyo should be very happy together. You can paint each other's toenails "sparkling blue", squeeze each other's blackheads, and watch "Pieces of April". Good choice.

Holy shit! Did you take a look at her blog? It was hysterical!!

#161 :)

...some hopeful "bigjim" snurled :)

> I've been saying for a while that
> herpesfrog was just another fucked up
> personality of lame bananas

...yes, we did notice, lol :))

...do let us all know
...how that works
...out for you
...lol bitch
... :)))

#0 ...and christina

may i just say...
[and apparanetly i may]

no matter how bad
that tasted...

you look so much better
as a human being

Ella, ha ha, that's what I was talking about! I could only read a few lines, and had to bail quick!

Yes... jane's eyre... one day I will get old. But you will ALWAYS be older than I am. Always always always. And such a wasted life you have there, scrounging around in your lame 9 to 5 trying to put food on the table for the mistake. You are, indeed, very pathetic.

And it must be hard to feed that big nose of yours, so make sure to break your back working overtime.

And how did I know that you would stick your HUGE nose in mine and LittleJims business. Butt out. Not everything has to be an argument that involves you. I know how you love to argue, though.

Blackheads go away, big noses are forever. It's not like you have the money to get a nose job.

Don't be bitter becasue you're old and have wasted your youth.

Well darling, if you post idiotic comments on this site, you must be prepared to take flak for it.

And why is it that you need like 4 posts for every train of thought? Don't be so hasty to push that "Post Comment" button, love.

And I'm perfectly content to be always older than you. I do not envy your youthful stupidity and ignorance one bit. Nope.

#200. "Blackheads go away", you say. Yet, still here, you are. Mmmmmm.

Youth IS wasted on the young--especially you LAMEASSBANANAS. Fuck off now to your playgroup and leave the grownups alone.
No one admires a mean spirit and an UGLY mouth...especially a dumbass such as yourself.
Jane is a responsible mother and a functioning member of society--way above the class of your kind...What do you offer to society except to insult strangers on a website and offend everyone? Tell me - what is it that you can bring to the table that would make anyone give a shit about you?

Squeeze this fucktard Yoda -- squeeze it hard and sideways!!

I'd make big bucks selling tickets for Yoda & BigJim putting the *squeeze* on the rotten banana!!!

#185. Ruyuko, loved your site, I did. Yet most confused, I am.

SF :

"ME! i'm 19. ... i dont go around screwing guys."

Blogspot :

"I'm seventeen, ... a really lovely boyfriend and a 1 year old daughter. I love ..., porn, ..., getting into fights with strangers, animal abuse, scolding people when they get on my nerves, ..., and sex - even if I hate my body."

Immaculate conception, you had? Sex without "screwing", you like. Fit in well here, you will! Mmmmmm.

coob:

If you wanted to give me a birthday present, you could kill yourself.

I'd like that a lot.

Happy Birthday to me!

Hey she kinda looks like me, Megan Harris, in these pics!!!!

She kind of looks remote controlled. It's cute! I like it.

I want one!

200

PLEASE...SUCK MY COCK LIKE YOU DO DADDY...

YOU FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK-YOU!!!

Damn ptprez, I was just going to advise he go suck a cock.
Anything to make him STFU.

213

either that or play catholic priest with him...

or scoutmaster on a camping trip...

@209 ...hmmm yeah "she" looks exactly like you, but, you talkin' about the little jewish guy, right? You must have missposted she for he.

215, BarbadoSlim:

No, I said it right. i meant SHE. I'm a girl and Christina is a girl.

Nope I'm pretty sure you are wrong.

good day to you sir.

Here's a little something to make your day... A big shout out to Edna for this one...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060616/victoria%20silvstedt%20oral/vsoral3.html

Have a great Saturday night all. I am going out to a friend's shindig, live band, home-grown "medicinal" marijuana, little vino and a WHOLE lot of fun.

I wanna go to that party!! Damn!

....But I'm stuck at home....with the white pop (yeah--that's right--I said pop--get over it!) The kind of 'white pop' you buy in the duty free shop when you cross the border!

221. "pop", that's the sound Whipper makes after he 'splodes in my bum, ... Good times.

219. I'm going to a party too! Actually, it's a petting zoo, but there's a cute little fella' with such fuzzy horns, ... yummy.

Young man,
there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man,
pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man,
'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

Young man,
there's a place you can go.
I said, young man,
when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there,
and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Or she's bow-legged?

Her leg inverting like that reminds me of that movie "Death Becomes Her." I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Mrs. FAGuilera took some magic potion to keep everyone from completely losing interest in her. She better get a refill on that though, cuz it's starting to wear thin.

next thing you know, her head will be spinning around and she'll need to be spackled & spray painted.....hey!
That happens NOW!!

*175 Just curious lamebanana, at what age do you consider someone old?

Now why would you interupt the lameass from swallowing jizz to ask a stupid question like that?

After reading how many lameass comments, you feel compelled to ask what he thinks about anything?

CHRISTINA IS A SEXY BIARTCH! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THOSE LEGS - SHE WORKS THEM WELL. SHE IS A TALENTED BEUTIFUL WOMEN - SO TO ALL THOSE HATERS - BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

I am double jointed, I can make my legs look like that, your knee joints actually go backwards a bit. Maybe she is a freak of nature too.

Yo Sheva,
I just want to know so when the fucktard reaches that age, I could do it a favor and send my cousin Tony over to do it in. Just feeling compassionate, that's all.

@229 Lay of the meth.

This site rocks. You guys are hilarious.
Love it.

... But someone explain to me what exactly is "hot" about having plastic boobs, white hair like my grandmother and big red clown lips??

Big red clown lips have their appeal.

The girl with her in the first pic looks hot, i'd hit that.

what is "hot" about having plastic boobs, white hair and big red clown lips?

You'd have to ask the McPlastic McClown with the McBoner.

"Happy Father's Day" to all you HOT Spankn' Daddys out there!!

Hope you all enjoy a wonderful day!!

Oh, dear jane's eyre / Feed Me Chocolate...

I knew it wouldn't take long for your new screen name to appear because neither your argumentative streak nor your obsession with me can be hidden.

I think you need to realize a simple fact... I would appreciate it if you wouldn't direct any more malicious comments toward me. I won't direct any toward you and neither you to me. This has to end, I cannot be wondering what childish comment you'll be posting to anything I say anymore. You're supposidly a grown up... act like it.

To prove this on going maturity you have,, accept my deal and leave me alone. Or is your obsession too strong? We shall find out.

LilRach = Christina Aguilera

239..you're in no possition to deal with anyone...

why don't you deal your mouth around my cock...

Iambananas = Whipper_willow
Whipper_willow = Goat Fucker
...

238

thanks ella...

Your doctor called lamebananaramaonomatopeialanaramadingdong, he told me, to tell you, to take 5 dosages of STFU and come back next month.

Please take his advice for all our sakes.

Good day to you sir.

Wow. 245 posts about bowed legs.
That must be some kind of record.

In other unrelated news...
Will someone please tell me WTF is up with these :
http://premium-galleries.com/hostet/bollywood/bol1/aishwarya-rai-19.jpg

Wow 241 and 244... Your overbearing maturity had really put me in my place. You have shown me that you are so intelligent to think of things that are not juvenile and make me see some intelligent point that would make me leave this website. I can't believe that power and greatness of your words. You show how smart you are.
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How 'bout no.

I said GOOD DAY, sir.

246

why don't you go give daddy his father's day blow job while grandpa fucks your ass...

you wish you were me...punk-bitch-faggot

The only time in my life when I've ever seen legs oddly bent like that was back in 3rd grade when I used to post the legs on my Peaches and Cream Barbie.

Yiiiiiikes!

Is that Jennifer Anniston carrying Christina Haguilera's luggage in the first pic? I knew the "Breakup" was bad but WOW

#240 - i will take that as a compliment! cheers buddy!

Wow, Ha. This is funny. Child like infantile people with no lives just logging on to see if I have posted. Get a life instead of checking back to see if I post anything.

This is enough... you thought I was annoying before? You have no idea who I am.

252
o.k Iamprez bitch...

you don't know who i am..

i'm not some high school wanna be...

you might be cool in french class, but this is the real world punk..

bring it on bitch, i'll just slap it back like your gym teacher did when he made you blow him for a passing grade...

i know...maybe you'll pretend you're me...

why don't you pretend you're not a faggot...

She is still taller than Tom Cruise!

TCLTC!

pt--check your hotmail.

252 You love it, admit it.

I think ptprez should let me give him head.

I will not be a gay ass clown.
I will not be a gay ass clown.
I will not be a gay ass clown.
I will not be a gay ass clown.
I will not be a gay ass clown.
I will not be a gay ass clown.

This is sad...even though "we" say we will rise above it, the 'regulars' keep feeding it.

With all due respect to everyone I love here, what the fuck, you are helping to ruin it. that's why me and T are reduced to hooking up, getting married and touring the country in a corndog stand.

http://www.trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

Well, I take back that last comment. No one here can take the credit for our NASCAR cordog love. That there is fate. And that's why my man is out there right now putting bottle rockets in my beer bottle and telling me to come out and see.

http://www.trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

I LOVE YOU BABY!

damn, I had to log in and remember my password just to get on here and say I wish bananas would just go away. I have never read anything as stupid, childish, or idiotic as what he/she/it keeps writing. Please, please...just go away.

how does that song go- 'banana's is shit...shit is banana's...' something like that. I like Edna though- I like it when people pray for me- It means someone is taking care I get into heaven. God knows, I can't get in there by myself.
Big hug for Edna.
Big Kiss for shit-ana's.
Big hello to all the gay arse clowns.
You know who you are.

Anyway- her legs are what we in the business call 'riders thighs' and it does not involve the riding of horses.

God bless you WorldWideWendy! The golden gates of heaven will welcome you with open arms while the fiery pits of hell consume those posters who do not follow His word.

she was never attractive to begin with

she looks like she is getting into her pimp daddy's mobile, looking to make a few bucks...those shoes look like shit...they don't look sexy with the denim rolled up....she looks like a cheap hooker that could possibly have a penis.

Well, if I'm gonna be consumed by the fiery pits of hell, at least I'll be warm. Man, I hate being cold. Sucks (lame)bananas.

Happy fucking Monday all. I'm going to Tranny and Zanna's place.

uhh are you kidding? no new story? i guess suprefish guy is just bitter cause perezhilton and trent.blogspot.com got featured in Entertainment weekly! if you posted more than two stories a week maybe you'd be on that list too!

She's always had those bowed legs/rickets legs. She was clearly malnourished as a child. Blech.

@267...As a part-time pimp, one of my career goals is to make this Ho on one my "ladies," and when that day FIIIINALLY comes, I will pray to the Lord so he may take my pimp hand and MAKE IT STRONG!, so I may teach this Ho, her place.

LET ME HEAR AN AMEN!!

SHit make that: *one of my "ladies"

DAMN!! nigga! you need to put an edit on this bitch shiiiiiit.

Is anyone else besides me wondering when we're going to get a new story?

no youre not. and it was a pretty good gossip weekend too. britney and kfed pretending to be a happy family frolicking on the beach. hello!!

i bet the next story he posts will be a really lame Paris story.

HAHA! shes a midget!

Wish he'd get on it. I really need to see Britney frolicking before I can properly begin my week.

Geez. This sucks. No new stories to report? Are you trying to tell me that Britney hasn't endangered little SP over the weekend? Really? I find that hard to believe. I sure miss TC posts. Those were fun.

Oh yeah, and Christina looks like Woody in drag from Toy Story.

"You've got a friend in me, you've got a friend in me..."

MORE STORIES!!!

WORK BIATCH!

Krisdylee....we've got videos from yesterday...

Zanna~

Lovin' you and Tranny's shit. BTW, My grandpappy used to farm that land where MIS is and sold it to "them race track folks" years ago...

I was about 15.0 minutes from you this weekend visiting my dad for Father's Day.

You whore! I could have had some fun with you & the the lil' ones.

Pinky you crazy bitch!

I'm glad you are loving it...you know, I thought I could "sense" your presence around there! I said to T, "don't you sense some EXTREME estrogen and sexual energy around here" and he was all like, "yea, actually I do.." Then we got it on.

god you people are stupid.. it's the way she's walking and the way her pants are flaring out that make her legs look like that... the photographer must have been taking tons of pictures of every move she was making. That's usually what happens with celebreties.. they have tons of pics taken of them so anything that seems to be out of the ordinary is captured on film for everyone to pick apart.. and yes christina is a small woman.. but that is a BIG and Expensive car DUH!!

282

Um, yeah many previous 'stupid' people have already said that's it's just the camera angle, and discussed Xtina's height to point of actually looking it up, (5'2"), and the size of the car, (quite large). Of course none of that factual information matters as we are going to disregard it to make jokes about her being bowlegged midget with an artificial leg anyway because it's funny...and it's what we do here. DUH!!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!”

Yeah, huh #282? the site where you put your head up celebrities' rectums is THAT way:

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good day sir.

why the pic is removed ????