Jun 5 2006Christina Aguilera at 2006 MTV Movie Awards

God Damn It, somebody please tell her that she's not Marilyn Monroe, that she looks like a clown, and that I want to have sex with her. Thank you in advance, I'll be waiting at the cabana.

Dirty Clown Sex here I come.

she looks like marilyn monroe's little sister who was never quite as hot but tried twice as hard to get the look down.

I heard clowns started the AIDS epidemic by eating circus monkeys during lean times.

She really thinks shes great, doesnt she? I think she's a skank. So the universe is now even.

I once asked Christina Aguilera for a ring, and she put one around my husband's penis. It was made out of red lipstick.

SKAAAAAAAAAANK HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i do her anytime she wants... i love that silicone!

Her boobs, i mean, her EYES look wonky. Like she's drunk. And made out of wax.

i dont recall marilyn monroe having leathery tan wrinkled skin and green and red scabs on the insides of her elbows.

And I know she's rich and that dress is probably expensive... but it looks cheap. Well, it matches the rest of her.

Have you heard her new song lyrics:

You've got style,
You've got class,
You've got soul,
You're bad ass.

Wow, now if that doesnt knock Paul Mccartney out for possibly the best songwriter of all time, I don't know what will!

in the last picture it looks like someone should write "insert balls here" on her forehead.

She has some REALLY weird track marks....

look at her right elbow

Sooooo tired of the wannabe Marilyn look. I think she needs a switch.

Tar and feathers should do it.

You could lubricate all the tools in a lumberjack camp with all the "product" that comes out her dirty pores.

This girl's as dirty as they come, yeah she's dirty....

Can somebody please tell me what the hell that tattoo is on her left arm? And why she's going for a Gwen Stefani bobblehead doll look??

Straw-haired trashbag.

I'm really tired of seeing this bitch blow kisses.

Fat Marilyn was sexier than this skank. She looks not quite human. Definitely something weird about her eyes.

Could her boobs look anymore FAKE? It's tragic how celebs have ALL this $$$ and can't afford decent plastic surgery. I almost feel so badly, I should start a charity fund for them.....

I'm sure that no one else has noticed or even cares, but I can't stand her fingernails. Especially her thumbnails. I first took note when she was flashing her engagement ring. They're shaped like toe nails.

Marilyn Monroe? She looks like MM after she went through the spin cycle and came out damp, then got hung up to dry for a long long time. Don't even compare this skank to Marilyn Monroe. She can only wish. And why do these people think white hair makes them look good?

I have the feeling that touching her skin, with my bare hands, would leave a more greasy-after-feel than me rubbing lard all over some dude.

not that I would know anything like that.

Oh..I have a feeling you DO know something about that, my dear Pinkster. ; )

@24 *cough cough* of course you wouldn't...

We musn't not forget people, Marilyn Monroe was also a dirty skank, and dumb, AND a druggie.

We are not gonna go soft just 'cause she's dead.

*must*

stupid no edit.

I fucking love the word "wang."

That is all.

Zanna: You dirty little slut, let's pudding wrestle.

The Boycott is Called Off

DO NOT boycott SF this Thursday. I received the following email from the SF Editor:

The only thing we can do is turn off comments completely. We can't ban IP's and we tried banning accounts before but they just create a new one and it seems to fuel their stupidity. We're looking into a better comment system, but until the only option we'd have is to shut down the
comments completely. I dunno, what do you think?
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So, since they can't ban IPs, we are stuck with lamebananafrogwhipper until the technology exists to ban them forever and all time. Being that there is nothing the SF can do about "it", then I guess it wouldn't be fair for us to boycott what is an otherwise excellent site. Further, they ARE trying to remedy the situation.

Maybe one day the technology will exist that allows me to reach through my computer screen and strangle lamebananafrogwhipper until its eyes pop out of its retarded head. I could videotape the whole thing and then post it on youtube. That would be cool.

First of all, she looks hot! Marriage seems to be agreeing with her.

I disgree with everyone about the MM look alike "thing".

I think she is trying to go for more of a Gwen Stefani "thing" because GS is so hot right now. She has just been to slutty in the past to pull it off now.

She still looks hot!

20

Yeah, with all that money, I would have someone with big boobs offed, and have them tranplant the bigger boobs on me, that way they'd be real. Except I'd have all those nasty staples for a while, and I'd look like Frankentits.

30

Darn. Now they'll be no living with HWMNBN.

#30 - You really did your homework! Ok, we tried. Hang in there BigBuddy, it sucks for all of us.

Pink_nip, I think that touching her would feel more like that slimy play-dough stuff that you can make at home. You know? Where it's sort-of wet and kinda slimy, but very white and soft and smooth. This is making me feel ooky, I'm going to go take a bath now.

P.S. I figured out that feel ooky because it is probably like white marble covered in vagina-slime.

I think only battery acid could make human hair turn that color "blonde." Or maybe ingesting chlorine tablets with a chaser of muratic acid.

I'm not sure what chemicals it takes to turn human skin that color orange, either... maybe an "iodine wash," followed by a dip into a vat of pureed carrots.

That is one unholy, unnatural monstrosity.

33-
Too bad HWMNBN has no shame. If it did, surely it would've killed itself in a most dramatic and news-worthy way.

Damn.

#33

all that needs to be done is NOTHING!

do not acknowledge, reference or comment to it, if you ignore it it doesn't exist.

She is a "bag over the face" like Jennifer Love Blewitt. If you like your girls to look like clowns or Twisted Sister, then she's the skank for you. When is this ho going to clean up her act? Why doesn't she just go into pornos already? Whenever I look at her, my dick softens.

Pinky...you are making me horney...cut it out (no don't).

And BigJim--if they ever come up with the technology that you can reach out and strangle someone....don't. Reach out with your unit instead. LOL..I love that word..UNIT.

She looks like hatchet-face from the movie Cry-Baby.

Can the SF at least make one of those overarching umbrella comments that HE WHO IS THE SUPERFICIAL dislikes when lamebanannaswhipperherbiewhateverthe-fuck comes and defiles the site?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIeIWkK0t4s&search=evolution%20of%20the%20dance

BTW, what is she like 2 years old with the stupid "blowing kisses"? Quit blowing your cum breath in my direction.

I think she should just simulate "head". It would be more realistic on her part.

Oh Look, it's Gwen Stefani's ugly cousin.

Considering that both Mariah and X-tina (stupid name) both got enough silicone to run most of Microsoft, it makes you wonder why Whitney never did. Oh that's right, crack ain't cheap when smoked in copious amounts. As much as I'd like to say I wouldn't, Christina would get the pirate eye quicker than you can say "not in the face, not in the face" SPLOOSH

37

Any other decent person would have backed out of this site a long time ago, seeing as how everyone despises IT. But they're something haywire in his brain that gets him turned on when verbally bashed. The best punishment is to ignore it.

Ugh, that totally sucks, BigJim. Isn't this always the case, some fuckface gets to do whatever it wants and ruin it for the rest of us, and they can't stop it? Lame-ass better hope I never run into it on the streets (I'm sure I'd know it if I saw it) because I'd commence to beating it's ass. Well, I guess we should all go with Plan B- IGNORE EVERYTHING IT POSTS, NO MATTER WHAT PATHETIC ATTENTION-GRABBING SHIT IT DOES. Thanks for trying so hard though. You are one of the best people on here (the rest of you know who you are) and you make me laugh no matter what.

Has anyone found actual proof that X-tina is a man? I didn't think Mac produced that much make-up annually...

She should just show her pussy. That's the only way I could care about a picture of her, if it had her big pussy in hi-res.

Xtina's fake tits look horrible. And for the love of Jeebus, COME UP WITH A NEW LOOK!!! The whole MM thing has been done to death by every untalented starlet skank for the past 30+ years. It's old and tired. Please, define your pathetic, useless existence by coming up with an original identity, it would make you way more memorable and interesting.

@47-

It's like some people have no shame, or realization of how much they are hated. It just keeps on blithely posting it's stupid, pointless comments, expecting us to actually RESPOND to it or something. It MUST be delusional, I cannot think of another explanation. I'm just glad you didn't let it run you off...that goes to all of you regulars as well.

#44 - That would be very "tongue-in-cheek"

Hey sweetcheeks -- where's my mail?

ps MLTCA

Zanna:

That video was some seriously funny shit. Do you do any of those moves in your performing?

Great skanks think alike just look back at all the wannabes that have tried this "look" :
Marilyn Monroe (the original talentless whore)
Madonna "original sore" Ciccone
Paris "carrier" Hilton
Christina "dirty sewer"Aguilera

BigJim...you just made me laugh because I was thinking about being naked doing some of those moves and it just made me laugh.

And then I stopped and thought..no really..I wonder if it would work.

BigJim, you wanna be my new manager?

I have to disagree, Xtina is obviously trying her hardest to actually embody the same sort of look as some old hollywood starlet (gawd I am sick of that phrase "old hollywood" it's the gays fault I swear) and I don't think it's marilyn monroe but someone more obscure because I'm sure she thinks she is being so trendy with this bullshit. She's stuck with this look for awhile now, right? Also she does look haggard so it doesn't work.

Actually..you know I think the 'Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting' segued into "keep on dancing on through the night" would be very appropriate in a strip club environment. And I'd do it just like he did...with the big smile and everything. I bet you I'd get the most tips EVER. And it would just be because i was one funny bitch that didn't take herself so seriously.

Jim, I'll split the tips with you!

Hey, #11, those lyrics are just as good as McCartney's "love, love me do, you know I love you, so please, please, please. please , love me do". LOL Anyway, Xtina looks like...well Xtina. Her voice is good but that song is just okay (IMO).

I feel like I may have contracted something just looking at that picture.
55-so true, and Madonna looked just as ridiculous.

HWMNBN:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

Zanna:

You can pay me in lap dances. If you want to see more of BigJim, send an email to therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca

I guess when you marry a clown you look like a clown. The SF guy is a little delirious huh 12"? I guess him thinking that he is that big is for his own amusement, is that in fish inches????? People can have such good imaginations, like Christina thinking she is anything but a mouseketeer. Whatever!!!!

I've already started to 'bone up' on Spanish; just so I can say "Boy, I'd like to bend you over a desk..."

1. Bag over the head (Medusa).
2. Duct tape over the mouth (no talking points).
3. Bubble gum in the ears so her brain doesn't roll out.
4. Bottle of Johnnie Walker (half for you, have to sterilize yourself afterwards).

I could see it. Might even be inclined to invest in plastics afterwards.

hi everyone! I'm new to this site! what's the big deal about iambananas?

Give it up, we know it's you.

I am beautifuuuuul, no maaaatter what they saaaayyyy...
You're wooorrrrrds caaan't bring meee-yeee down,
whooaaa whoa whoaa yea yeahhhh
so donchu bring me dow-wown
todaaayyyyyyy
Mmmm mmm MMmmmmm yeah eeeyah eyahhhh.
Heee haw.

When is she going to do porno like McCarney's wife?
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

It isn't that Jordan is uncircumsized - she just makes his penis crawl back up into his body.

whoa..papahotnuts...I'm serious (if you are directing that comment to me that is) I really don't understand the whole "iambananas" hatred..but I've read a couple of threads before and I get the whole hatred to that whipper person...are they the same person?

i thought the mtv movie awards were supposed to be June 8th? http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/ma06/ wtf? I'm confused

Pinky..that picture of HWSNBN almost made me cry.

Ariel sucks. Let's set her on fire and pee on her smoldering cremains.

Christina Aguilera looks exactly like Hitler in these pictures.

I just wrote that e-mail down, BigJim..expect an e-mail shortly....

wow that's really mature oshkosh. Especially coming from someone who has the name "oshkosh" kinda like what my 2 year old sister wears.

@67 It's pretty sad that we know that, but would be pretty funny if it wasn't and we just told someone new to FUCK OFF.........

#74 - I wouldn't pee down her throat if her tonsils were on fire.

Ariel (or lamebanana, or whipper, or whatever), we know it's you. So just quit it. You are in time-out.

Oh god, it's got yet ANOTHER name. Why won't it just realize that we hate it and go the fuck away already? Why God, WHYYYYYYY???? Why hast thou forsaken us, Lord? I'm seriously about to sell my soul to the devil just so we can get rid of this oozing pustule on the ass of humanity.

Tip to you, retard:

If you want to fool people into thinking you are someone else, don't make your first post a question about one of your split personalities. You sure have some fucking ego.

#77 - How fucking old are you if you have a sister who is 2? Do your parents know what you're doing? I bet you're 14 and wearing only a bra in your myspace picture. Run along, now.

yeah I really am new and thanks for telling me to fuck off. I found this website while I was bored at work the other day and found some of the comments funny and I felt bad for Feed_Me ...and I really didnt get the whole "iambananas " thing

lol @ 82. I'm 21...my mom had me at 17. LOL and I dont have a myspace.

I never thought someone would turn their shower head in a spurting nozzle of glitter. Her skin matches her dress. How did the reflection from the camera flashes not turn into one large white glittery blur from the masses of specs covering her godforsaken orange *I mean naturally tanned* body? The things people do with their money.
But shes a Fiiighter she'll attempt a come back.
Also, if you are going to have boob implants at least cover up the scar. * above her left boobie sticking out of her dress*
Dirrty.

79 - Would you pour somebody else's pee upon her charred, lifeless body? Somebody being a dog or horse, perhaps?

lol @ 84
I'm sorry your mom was such a whore.

@73: That dude lives in my town. Nice.

@79: I wouldn't pee on them PERIOD. Because they'd dig it. Golden Shower Freak.

Hey Ariel:
LOL OMG LMAO LMNOP 12345 NMH STFU LOLOLOL BBQ ASDFGHJ BYOB 36DD SK8ER BOI whatev! u no! ur krazy 69 :) kewl!!!

ok I am SERIOUSLY not iambananas/whipperwillow/fake feed me. I have commented on another thread and i told whipper_willow to fuck off at almost the same exact time he/she/it commented. Don't believe me..go to the mariah carey thread

DON'T FEED THE BEAST and the beast will go away and feed somewhere else! Ignore lameherbiewillowariel.

aw papa...my mom may be a whore but I heard you might be my dad...then again, maybe not, my mom doesn't go for guys that can't get their dick up

@92: You actually know who your mom is?!? Wow!

BTW, LOL! :)

You heard I might be your dad, but then you heard I might not be? Then you heard I can't get an erection? Was all this from the same person?

Pinky, have you been talking about me behind my back?

@92 Worst Insult Ever....he uses Levitra dumbass.......

Can you imagine being such a fucking pathetic waste of space like Lameass/Whipped/Ariole? How sad and lonely do you have to be to spend all your time on the internet, posting over and over under multiple names, feverishly hoping for someone, anyone, to acknowledge your existence? It needs serious psychological help.

Lots of guys can't get their dicks up for ugly fatties with dingy t-shirts and cut-off sweatpants. With dirty feet who live in trailers and drink Boones Farm.

Just a medical fact.

And a penis pump

Yeah well apparently my moms a whore so she couldnt remember all the names of the guys she fucked...come on now.

@95: The only thing I've spread in regards to you, Papa, is my legs.

@ 98...you would know wouldnt you?

hottest chick in the world.

@102: SNAP! You got me!

Do you love the little mermaid?

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Painfully.

She's the little sperm-maid.

um, no. My name is Ariel

tee hee

I think a reasonable amount of make-up waved bye-bye to her about 30 coats ago.

I may have been wrong Ariel. You actually have some sort of sense of humor and a dirty, whorish mouth. Maybe you're not realted to the others. Insult me again, this time, don't hold back and make me laugh. If you do, I will gladly apologize for insulting you and for calling your mother a whore. Unless she is, then I would like her number.

At least Marilyn Monroe had the decency to overdose.

And Osh, I don't think I would pee on the fucktard, either. I WOULD, however, ask that crazy hobo down by the Winn-Dixie to take a dump on her tonsils. And then wipe his ass with her tongue.

@106: Eh, BigJim. How's the lovely country? Been to any good white sales lately?

Yesterday I was pretty hungover, and History Television was showing all of the "Band of Brothers" one after another. So, my day was set. That's what I did all day. Afterwards, it got me to thinking about how bad war sucks. It made it personal for me, thinking about those brave young men on all sides who were taken away from their families and their homes to go off to lose limbs, minds, and even lives in battle.

It really is a shame that people have to die in such a way.

And it's a bigger shame that people like the lamebananafrogwhipper get to live.

Ariel, did your mother name you that after she saw how you swam in the toilet so gracefully with the afterbirth?

Sooooooooooooooooo.
I think Xtina should dye her hair "Gingersnap"...might really look nice on her. She's been blonde too long.

Posted by Ariel on June 5, 2006 02:09 PM

ok I am SERIOUSLY not iambananas/whipperwillow/fake feed me. I have commented on another thread and i told whipper_willow to fuck off at almost the same exact time he/she/it commented. Don't believe me..go to the mariah carey thread

Thats a neat trick to pull off, for your next trick try disappearing........

Just when I thought that IT couldn't get any lamer or more pathetic, IT digs a little deeper.

pinky:

I was referring to Ariel as the sperm-maid, just in case you didn't catch that.

Canada is great. My igloo is finally starting to melt. But what do you mean about a white sale?

109

Ha ha! And I like your handle.

@17 It says "Te amo siempre" Spanish for "I love you always" and has her husband's Hebrew initials in the middle.

wait! Christina looks like that teacher in florida banging kids.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html

#17 It says "Rough Trade" and she got it in the women's penitentiary after she beat up the leader of the "Chingas Locas" in a hair-pulling contest and became Queen of Cell Block C.

BigJim,

I did get your sperm-aid joke. It was cute.

Maybe they don't call them white sales in canada. In the US a white sale is when bath towels, bedding, etc go on sale.

Thought maybe you got yourself a new towel to wrap up in!

120

Yeah, because that "X-tina" is really in touch with her latina roots with that white hair.

17 - It says "Drastically Marked Down! 50% Off OBO! See Owner!"

"Ask not what your country could do for you, but rather, what you could do to "Ariel" with a soldering iron and a pair of pliers were she handcuffed to a radiator in your storm cellar."

--John Fitzgerald Kennedy
(1917-1963)

Do mermaids smell fishy?

Ariel, I believe your mom was a teen when she had you, seeing as how she named you after a cartoon character. that must suck

#120 I'm scared you knew that tidbit

In that bottom right pic of X-tina blowing a kiss, the red lipstik makes her look curiously like a blow-up doll. A blow-up doll with a lazy eye.

@57 I agree-not Marilyn. I don't know-
she may be going for the Veronica Lake look. At least that's what I thought when I first saw the pics.

@124 don't shoot the messenger, baby. I don't know what her motive was for the Spanish, but that is what it says.

She looks retarded, what else is new?

120--So she's a shiksa. What self respecting Jew could sleep with her. UNCLEAN!! UNCLEAN!!

126

I love all these "never-before-seen" quotes from famous people: Mother Teresa, MLK, and now JKF.

@129- I am no fan that follows all things Christina, but I know how to read Spanish and the Hebrew symbols are an educated guess knowing that her husband is Jewish.
But if you want to fear me, go ahead it kinda gives me a power trip and makes me tingle in special places.

If you zoom in you can see the Virgin Mary in her armpit.

133

She's the "other" white meat.

#130 She looks like one of those blow up dolls that was made in China that has secret chemicals impregnated in the plastic that give American men erectile dysfunction afterwards so that the Chinese can invade us and tattoo bar codes on our children and make Christmas illegal. I heard about it on the O'Reilly Factor.

Christina is Clownyshiksahookerlicious. I'd hit that with a wiffle ball bat with a welders mask on and tape it. And then I'd sell the tape to you fools and make a claen break with my student loan providers, you perverted suckers.

hey papa...I just checked out your myspace page. Nice pictures you got up there. Too bad they are the kind of pictures only blind people can masturbate to...

Thank you CONFUTATIS. How um.. sweet... what an odd place for a tattoo.

God i feel like IT is that chick from the disco in austin powers. WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!

corrections:
* "clean"
* I would be wearing the mask, not the bat

140 - Silly. Blind people don't masturbate. Thay don't have feelings either, duh.

My spelling tody is awsumn

#109 - MeFailEnglish - that's unpossible! Are you who I think you are?

#138 - Where do you come up with this stuff? I love you more each day.

Is she the cute "Genie" girl? No, but she's 100 time better than the dark-haired, pierced-nose, orge she once was.

Pete's pretty good with the apropos quotes, too -- he's clearly a real lover of history.

On that note:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, with the exception of bananafucktard, who should be put in the stocks and pilloried."

(The Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson, June 28, 1776)

i wish someone would tell her to stop trying tolook like marilyn! she needs to figure out her own style, until then she will just look like fool.
http://celebreligion.com

146

My favorite look was the Twisted Sister.
http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_06.28.01/funny/twins.html

@140
I gave you a fair shot a being funny and you failed. I would like to hit you in the face with that driftwood David Spade was holding.

Ugh.. she gets scarier and scarier every time she ventures out into public.. *shudders*

and #21 - her thumbnails really DO look like toenails! What a mutant..

I wish I was as popular and talked about as that bananas/whipper/whatever the new name is this week person. Maybe I should start acting like an ass hat so people will forget all about the celebrites talked about on this site and post about me instead... mwahahahahahahaaaa!

On second thought, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show :)

Are you sure MandiMOOMOO. We could just as easily pick on you, especially with that name.

And the fact that you could start acting like an "ass hat".

#145 I love you too. I *did* see it on the Factor. It was the episode where Anne Coulter shot Alan Dershowitz after he called her, "penis breath".

I say we change the term ass hat to ass mittens this week.

MandiMooMoo, go ahead act totally assmittens.

Please don't "feed" the bananawillowfucktardasshole anymore morsels! Just sit back and let IT talk to itself (see #59).
@43 Zanna: that video is hilarious! Definitely a keeper!

sorry..I didn't post on the Mariah Carey thread...I posted on the Kirsten Dunst thread.
291. Posted by Ariel on June 1, 2006 12:13 AM

hey whipper_willow...I took french for four years and finally I am putting it to good use. FOUS LE COMP.

for all of us english folk, it means "fuck off"

Hi, I'm new here. Why does everyone hate Ariel so much?

I bet that Christina looks really hot to blind people. Lots of different textures and smells.

I was just wonderin... If Edna could be banned, why not a certain other person?

hey Papa...the scary thing is I wasn't trying to be funny.

and it would be kinda hard to hit me with the driftwood Spade is holding when it is so far up your ass....unless you're freaky like that, then I'm down.

Dear MacGuyver,
Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please help get rid of Whipper/Lamebanana/herbie frog.....

Thank you,
Your biggest Fan

#158 It's true. She used to do charity work passing herself around to roomfuls developmentally-challenged children, because they "see" so much of their world through touch. But her vagina bit off a five-year-old's hand, so they had to stick with puppies.

Ariel: I don't think you are bananawhipperfucktard... so welcome!

I bet if you lit a cigarette near Christina, she'd explode. With all those chemicals coating her body and hair, she's pretty much walking meth lab.

Ariel actually has some good comebacks - something the lameassbanana is incapable of.

Jezebel and Ariel: go jerk off on lamebananas face. Christ.

That tattoo in her arm looks like she cut herself. Twice. Maybe she should have chosen some other colour to declare her love for her husband.

and a very sincere FUCK YOU to BigAssCheeks!

#145- If you think I am awesome, yes.

thanks Jezebel! and lol @ 169

I heard that C. Aguilera's songs are used as an interrogation weapon at Gitmo? Anyone here own any CDs?.....Any desire to belong to AlQaeda?

Oh jeez, booface, you just walked into it. See #66.

But in all fairness, everyone else, I've seen booface occasionally before, so I highly doubt HWMNBN would have picked the same name.

# 61
i've been wanting to mention this for a few days now, and your link reminded me (snopes).
i don't know what they use over at snopes.com (RE: HWMNBN), but i personally got kicked off snopes FOREVER, mind you, because i had something silly written in my profile. for my location (like all the other folks) it wasn't dirty, mean or even incredibly anoying. i received no warning, and no explanation, at least not until days later when a fellow poster explained it to me.
of course i'd hate to see poor mr. superfish have to turn into the dictator that snopes is, i'm just thinking, if i can get banned for saying i was "southeast of disorder", there's got to be a better system for posting.my two cents.

and i also think that what this asshat is doing is only anoying as hell, but that it is illegal.

bunnyhugger
always 100% PETA free!

I kinda like Ariel, like a Hitler/Jew type of fondness. I'm not freaky like she wants, but she can come speak into this big microphone I'm holding and let me know what she has in mind.

@173: I think booface was being funny, you know, jokin' around.

Miss Aguilera looks about 9568456456481 times better than Britney Spears.

& while she's a skank, the girl can SING. So, I got no problem with the Marilyn Monroe look.

Watchout Papa... you'll be told to go jerk off on the banana...

By a BIG FATASS

Hey Papa...you promise? My slutty mother taught me some tricks. I can sing really well.

The family that blows together, stays together.

I found a Christina sex tape on Hedonistica.

You can't really tell it's her, because she's not wearing the requisite 12 lbs of makeup, and her face is kinda wrinkly -- but I KNOW it's her. The best part is the end, when the dude letting her have it -- um -- "christens" the sidewalk.

It's exactly how I'd finish if I had to fuck Xtina.

http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/dog_sex_gone_way_wrong.wmv

I'd put it in her butt. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying or gay.

Uh, Jezebel, perhaps you didn't get that "Hitler/Jew type of fondness" bit. Meaning, *whispering* Hilter wasn't that crazy about Jews.

Hi! I'm new here and looking for friends!

BTW,
Why does everyone want to gang-bang Papahotnuts?

LOL!!!!!

182

well, it's safe to say that I WON'T be viewing that video at work!

Nooooooooooo She has OLD LADY BACK! when women tan too much and their skin gets all leathery. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

183

At least that's what the frat boys say.

Jane -- I heard, in fact, that Hitler used to jerk off on lamebananas face. After he took a dump in Jezebel's mouth and made her tongue kiss Ariel.

Yeah Jane, I caught that. Just didn't want celluliteriddencheeks to jump to any conclusions....

i heard ariel's mom fell out of a bus recently after opening the wrong door

188

Ew.

FatAssCheeks: was going to ask you if that wasn't a family video... good ole Dad...

sweetcheeks...you sure that Hitler didn't take the dump in your mouth? Maybe that's how you earned the name "sweetcheeks"

191

She wouldn't happen to be that model, would she? She was looking for the bathroom, if I remember correctly.

Hey Fisher, how did you find that out?? Wait ...I'm sorry, I forgot that my mom fell out of the small bus you were driving...

Hi all, I don't usually post but I am a fan of the sight and luv reading the posts every day. I just had to make a comment on this one. I was starring at the pic of the Gaguilera, trying to remember where I'd seen that gag-me face before and it came to me. I didn't know that was her as Hatchet-Face in Cry-Baby.

http://www.deppimpact.com/crybaby/100/crybaby050.JPG

shit, my grammar and puctuation sucks today. note to self: keep it down to one or two sentences.

@192 -- I know. That sick Aryan fucker. I don't think I could physically stomach spending time with the fucktards, much less jerking off on their collective face.

But then I'm not a Jew-hating pyscopath.

*psychopath*

I heard that this one time in band camp Hitler made out with Lame Bananas while Ariel pretended she was asleep and she totally wasn't and Ariel got caught masturbating by Whipper_Willow who put his finger in sherry_co's butthole and said his finger smelled like Ariel's breath. And then someone stuck a flute in Ariel's vagina. Only it wasn't a vagina but more like the Venus Fly Trap in Little Shop of Horrors.

Band camp sucks.

@196, Ariel, my baby girl, because Fisher was DRIVING the small bus doesn't make him/her a retard. But nice attempt. I really think I like you, you silly whore.

@185, because it's a natural instinct for a woman.

When did ScarJo's nose get so big?

Papa- You're right...it doesn't make him a retard himself, but it is clearly a pathetic job. One that anyone can get with a GED. And Papa..I live on the East Coast...how much is a plane ticket to where you are so I can talk into that big microphone of yours?

@205, let me check. I have some Middle Eastern friends of mine wanting to book a flight from somewhere on the East Coast. They're looking for the flight that has the most fuel on board (for whatever reason, I'm not sure). I'd like for you to get on that flight if at all possible.

Ariel's reputation as a slut is diminished only by Ariel's reputation as a fat transvestite with a webbed penis who collects stool samples from stray cats.

#182, that was utterly disgusting. i loved it.

i think the new girl is actually feed_me.

Ahhh Papa..you make me laugh.

#175 - Beware, that microphone has gone off in my eye before.

#170 - Just checking :)

I think when they were bleaching her hair that they got peroxide all over her skin, too. Or else she's albino. She glows in the dark, like Nicole Kidman.

208 - No, Feed_Me was actually somewhat humorous and lucid, despite her gallons of excess body fat and her pounds of excess nose.

@ 207...wow. I'm impressed. Did you get that out of your own autobiography?

she glows in the dark through her 68768 layers of mystic tan.

Christina looks like a white sandy beach.

Full of syringes and soiled diapers.

212, i actually liked feed_me also. i just have a feeling that the new girl is feed_me because:
1. her first comment referred to "feeling sorry for feed_me",
2. undoubtedly, feed_me would have to come up with a new name to post on this site without her nose being mocked by everyone, and
3. i have a woman's intuition about these things. and tarot cards.

@213 I had an autobiography once when I was younger but the check engine light kept coming on so I got rid of that piece of shit........

Wow... Christina Aguilera is a man-ho.

213 - Yes, the part in my autobiography where I talk about this person "Ariel" who's been going around raping people's housepets:
"Ariel's reputation as a slut is diminished only by Ariel's reputation as a fat transvestite with a webbed penis who collects stool samples from stray cats. The entire neighborhood was in distress at the thought of little Fluffy's blown-out cornhole, but no one would bring themselves to confront this monster, who lived in some elderly woman's basement down the road. The only solution even the police could conjure was to torch the building when the old woman went out to buy it food and more mason jars. The smell alone was enough to keep law enforcement from enforcing arrest on this obese and foul thing that called itself 'Ariel'."
pg. 134, Ch. 5, My Life as an Awesome Hot Sex Goddess: The Trials and Tribulations of Oshkosh-b'goshdammgosh

oh, and i forgot! she said her mom had her when she was 17, so she's obviously mexican. it's totally feed_me.

On a slight change of topic:
Porn creates unrealistic expectations.
When I have sex, I'm never that well lit.

Okay, you guys... I have to clear some things up...

I'm not "herbiefrog"
I'm not "Iambananas"
I'm not "Ariel"
and I'm not any other aliases...

I am simply whipper_willow. I really don't have any other names. You have childish reasons for not liking me, but don't take it out on new people. And don't take it out on other posters. I know Iambananas personally, but we do not share screen names.

@210, Oh baby, Papa can make you moan and scream too.

Just gotta find that fucking hammer...

I'm not into the while bleached to death blond hair look. She looks bad. Like barrio barbie. Fake everything.

"Remember when Christina Aguilera used to actually do stuff?"

-no.

MY BOY-EEE! IAMBANANAS GOT 1ST ON THE NICOLE KIDMAN BOARD... EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT!!!!!

222 - hey, go fuck yourself asshole! :)

I got my name whipper_willow fro the tree in front of my house. Whipper willows grow a lot around here. I live in Tennessee... its beautiful and green and mostly a high class end of people where I live, so it's better than the ghetto.

#183 I'd stick "it" in her butt too. If by "it" you mean a ham sandwich with carpet tacks and pepper jelly in it. Because only a *really* gay man who collects Boston Terrier miniatures and gets upset about how to properly Feng Shui his laundry hamper wouldn't do that.

-"Remember when we gave a crap what Whipper_willow said?"

-NO!

I'd hit it.

C'mon what's wrong with you folks. Almost 225 posts in and not one I'd hit it.

Look, she's got fake tits but they are not overdone. She's gotten off the skank look and doing the Marilyn thing, right down to blowing the Mr. President a kiss.

And most importantly, despite sucking down tons of the brothers "flava" she still looks like she can go a few rounds.

Take it off and get to work Christina. You're no little flat chested genie anymore.

Oh for fuck sakes.
Can I be the new writer for the Superficial? I promise I'll update it more than twice a day with something a little more hair-raising than a picture of Xtina and news of Keith Urban/Nicole whats-her-face's plans to do something something something. zzzzzzzzzzz.....

@231: Just what every guy wants, a chocolate milkshake dumpster.

From a famous statement made by U.S. Democratic vice-presidential candidate Senator Lloyd Bentsen to Republican vice-presidential candidate Senator J. Danforth Quayle during the 1988 vice-presidential debate.

"Senator, I served with Iambananas, I knew Iambananas, Iambananas was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Iambananas.

@231 did u miss posts 64 and 65? I'd bend her over, hit it and feed her that new TexMex deal - Bujita.

Ariel, Did u really just try to insult me by saying that I was the driver of a bus that carries around your retard mother?

HAHA

(loser)

who names their daughter after an Isreali guy anyhow?

"I have yet to begin to defy myself. And goddammit I hate that whipper_willow faggot. What a douche."
Doc Holliday, Tombstone (1993)

Bitch's looking hawt though her gum looks disgusting in the first pic. And what's up with the scribbles on her left arm? Looks like her 8 yr old kid bro was let loose with some red crayon. And she let him be.

237

Ha! Sharon.

228

there you go, fucking talking about other people's financial situations again.

The way to get people to like you is to NOT sound like a racist asshole.

Papa - I love you. a lot.

Normal gossip and style magazines are all impressed with Christina's newfound classy senese of stlye. I don't understand it. It seems like she is trying to emulate someone else (which means she doesn't like who she really is, but can you blame her?) and her clothes make her look like a cheap version of whomever it is she is attempting to look like. It's sad really and not classy at all.

#12
"in the last picture it looks like someone should write "insert balls here" on her forehead."

i think you'll find
that's
called
landing
strip
one

:)

Aguilera is a cross between Marilyn Manson and Paris Hilton. I wonder how big her dick is.

Tranny baby, how are ya?

241

The median home price in Tennessee in 2000 was less than $100,000. Pretty fancy talk.

Friggin SPLENDID!!!!!!

Herbie 243

I am willing to bet that 95% of us just skip right over your posts. Just write in regular, readable paragraphs and your annoyance factor will drop drastically...I think. Unless the content of your posts suck too, which is pretty likely, I just wouldn't know because I've never actually read anything you've written.

Tenessee?? are you kidding? a rathole apartment in NYC is probably worth 10 times more than your shitty house in tennessee. idiot.

246 & 249

Definitely. Tennessee is mostly mountains and the housing market is cheap as hell. I don't know who he/she is trying to kid.

#43
lol babe :)

down pat

lol :)

well you have to go through it
just dont ask how fit we are :))

Guys, there is nothing wrong with Tennessee.
Sure the houses are built badly, the land is polluted, brothers and sisters are fucking and having children, it's got the highest mental retardation rate in the states, the governor was caught having anal sex at a rest stop in the early 80's, missionaries from Africa go there to teach starving children how to read and Kentucky is building a wall to preserver their quality of life from the people attempting to escape TN.....wait, maybe there is something wrong with that place.

#47

...only in your head babe :)

lol b*tch :))

#61

so let that be a warning :))

253

Make me want to move there pronto.

#111
yes we got that impression
its just a switch

you need to get a life and
read some other boards

...if you want to unswitch

#129
you would
be
suprised
[happily]
by what we
know

lol etc

cross-eyed prune face

probably shouldnt say this
but al*ana
i said
you would look after her
tutors
harvard
that sort of thing ?

#147
didnt realise
you were
the s
a
m
e

lol babe :)

#199

...finally

did you ever consider
that they weren't right ?

182

it's the girls that do that when i fuck them... i don't get it???

just so you know

scissor sisters

"stay"

enjoy :)

Okay, this is seriously getting weird. Her husband needs to sit her down and tell her that she isn't Marilyn Monroe!

Pathetic that she'd rather gain publicity now by imitating someone from a way-gone era than by actually being productive and releasing a listenable cd. I used to think she was way better than Shitney but now I don't think I'd hit either of 'em with Natalie Portman's dick.

She's pretty damn hot. But has anyone noticed how bolegged she is? She always seem to try and hide it by putting one foot directly in front of the other when she walks... but she can't fool me! It's probably from all the impossibly dirrrty sex she's had.

@266-Yep, I've noticed that big time. She always wears chaps, knee socks, or boots when she can. She is pretty bow-legged. I've noticed that with Stephanie Seymour ,also. But I think SS is more knock-kneed. You won't find too many pictures of her legs that are full on frontal without being bent or crossed.

look at some of those closeups...DAMN she's wearing a lot of makeup! she's been doing that "blonde bombshell" marilyn monroe red lipstick thing for years now...time for a change christina. id even rather see you in assless chaps than this drag thing you've got goin on, really

If you want to look like me, baby
Then you hafta paint this way
Buy some Spackle by the gallon
To fully dry, it takes a day
If you want to look like me
Slather, scrape, and then re-do
Add on a few more layers
Then paint it pink, red and blue

Put your weenie in my cornhole, baby
Gotta shove it the right way, honey
Put your weenie in my cornhole, baby
Good, good, good luck gettin’ out.

damn she is looking more like a tranny than ever i wish her mum could see this oh wait she can. what the fuck is she doing i liked her better when she didnt know what red lipstck or etiquitte is (i hope i spelt that right

Hey Licky - long time no see. :)

He, Fa! Same here, man. I'm swamped with everything; good to know someone missed me!

I need a drink, a massage, and a nap... in that order.

You might not like the way the girl looks but hey at least she can sing which is more than you can say for a lot of the other girl singers out there.

-> unzips pants <-

I LOVE HER.
If I had the choice of living my life as of now, or being forced to fucking her 5 times a day for the rest of my life, I'd go with the latter.
She's so fucking disgusting and beautiful at the same time... She's my angel.

"'Scuse me, isn't this where the International Porn Slut Wannabe Awards are tonight?"

Can someone please just get this slut a stripper pole and be done with it???

It looks like Christina and Parasite Hilton learned their posture from the same coach.

"C,mon now! Hands on hips, elbows splayed waaayy back, head turned, mouth open and - most important - hips, cooch and tits thrust waaayy forward! That's the ticket! Sexay!"

Madame Tussaud's wants their wax dummy back. It's the first made that has bendable arms like Gumby so that it can be positioned at various events and appear, at least to the screaming retard 'fans', as if a real celeb is on the red carpet. The real Xtina died several years ago of mercury poisoning from spraying all that gold/silver glitter on her skin. The guy who married the Dummy Xtina reported that the sex with the waxy mannequin was almost as good as that he had with Paris Hilton. Except the dummy made of wax moved a little more. And he prefers no movement whatsoever.

Listen up you tone-def idiots...Christina Aguilera is fabulous! She sounds amazing and looks even better! You will all be blown away by her new 2disk album coming out Aug 15th! Christina...'Do your thang honey!'

She is nothing but a wannabe, at first she was a Britney wannabe and now she is a Marilyn wannabe.

BE YOURSELF ALREADY AND STOP TRYING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE

Isn't there some kind of dark network voodoo by which a person's MAC address can be found?

whoever said hatchett face from cry-baby was right. plus shes got some fucked up knees and bow-legs. and everyone hates her except for lil'kim because shes weird as shit.

Her songs are better than the way she looks nowedays. She kinda looks like a transvestite.

She has the fakest smile I've ever seen. Pic #1 looks like she's about to rip some guy's head off and chew it up. And check out the sneer in Pic #7.

The dress is hot though. I want that dress.

she needs to take out those clouded colored contacts. her skin in multi-colored. compare it to her hairline, scalp, and ears. gross! her blush was applied into her hair. wtf is that stuff on the inside of her arm? it looks like a male and female symbol that she drew on herself in kindergarden. she in no way looks like marilyn. christina's boobs are mis-shapen and her stretch marks are very unatractive. why do little girls want to look old? if they have talent they shouldnt need to prove something to others. i would tell that to mariah as well!