Jun 23 2006Britney Spears still has black hair

Here are some better shots of Britney Spears with her newly dyed black hair. Considering Kevin Federline also recently shaved his face it looks like these two clowns are getting ready to restart their lives with new identities. Or rob a bank. Or get a really early start on Halloween. And I've already made fun of one baby this week so I won't even comment on Sean Preston.
One more shot of Britney after the jump.

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Reader Comments
1. MeanNate - June 23, 2006 5:57 PM
Still a skank.
2. diddleysquat - June 23, 2006 5:59 PM
That kid is creepy.
3. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 5:59 PM
2nd... yes!
4. MeganHarris - June 23, 2006 5:59 PM
Ha! thats the funniest headline ever!
5. Brak - June 23, 2006 6:00 PM
I'm a sucker for dark hair...
... and skanks.
6. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:00 PM
crap... I meant 3rd...
7. EvilFiend - June 23, 2006 6:01 PM
the hair is black but the eyebrows are still blonde
8. BriBri - June 23, 2006 6:01 PM
Why is that kid not wearing pants? She has money....
9. BarbadoSlim - June 23, 2006 6:01 PM
Great, she goes from Louisiana trailer trendy to Joysy italian greaseball.
Mama mia !!! where are'a my meatballs!!!
10. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:01 PM
fuck- I meant 6th...
11. biatcho - June 23, 2006 6:01 PM
cankle-having, droopy-tittied, ugly-kid producing, fat dicksquirter. She's a prize.
I LOVE showing these pictures to male friends of mine who drooled over her all those years ago.
You know she's trash when she tries to match her shoes with her hair. idiot.
12. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:02 PM
I give up... 10th or 15th or 83rd or whatever the hell...
13. jane's eyre - June 23, 2006 6:03 PM
She should have done brown hair, not black. It's way too harsh on her.
And put some friggin' pants on the kid, already!
Poor kid's going to suffer some permanent eye damage from all those flashing bulbs. She could do him a favor and put him in a stroller, get him some sunglasses, and quit feeding him lard.
14. biatcho - June 23, 2006 6:03 PM
stop fucking counting & say something mean already for fuck's sake.
15. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:08 PM
#11
Hey biacho go back to the Christina Aguilera string and look at posts 92 and 93 they’re for you... OXOX
16. snark - June 23, 2006 6:09 PM
that kid is a slack-jawed yokel
17. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:09 PM
#14
Hey biacho go back to the Christina Aguilera string and look at posts 92 and 93 they’re for you... OXOX
18. LeslieH - June 23, 2006 6:09 PM
I guess Britney is just too damn busy eating fried chicken to wash her hair...
19. katlady12 - June 23, 2006 6:10 PM
I know she's trying to conjure up her 'Toxic' days but why oh why is she still wearing wedge shoes and carrying her baby? Doesn't she knew there may be cobblestones on the street and scary paparazzi.Plus any smart expectant mom knows better than to dye her hair during pregnancy. Humf. The girl will never learn. Where is her mama?
20. sirokai - June 23, 2006 6:10 PM
Wow, that looks terrible. Here's a tip for everyone, you can disagree with you want but I'm right: you look best with the natural color of your hair.
Didn't Britney start with sandy blond or brown? w/e, she's kind of funny looking regardless.
21. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:10 PM
Oops *biatcho...
22. jane's eyre - June 23, 2006 6:12 PM
Yes, I can also disagree with me.
23. yuckyfresh - June 23, 2006 6:13 PM
OMG, she's finally made the complete transition to hopeless, hippo housewife. ladies and gentlemen, may i present the mu'umu'u.
24. imabeeatch - June 23, 2006 6:18 PM
Read this and tell me she's not a cow. Or should I say elephant...
http://www.pr-inside.com/britney-spears-has-developed-a-pregnancy-craving-for-ice-r9128.htm
25. LilRach - June 23, 2006 6:20 PM
Forgive me but in the second picture i think she looks nice - hair looks good, make-up looks good, legs look good - that's all i'm saying - nice.
Oh yeah and Sean-Preston is adorable!
26. Tiffany - June 23, 2006 6:21 PM
What the hell is in that bottle?!? I hope it's apple juice, but some little piece of me is screaming "corn likker."
27. cinnarose - June 23, 2006 6:24 PM
Britney, put some f'clothes on your kid. I know you're "country" but when you live in the big city it's customary to completely dress your crotchlings. Christ on a cracker.
28. idntgiva_hOoT! - June 23, 2006 6:26 PM
Someone should sue her for being so damn UGLY! No matter what color she dyes her hair, she'll still be ugly. What happen to
her pooch lucky? I guess Kevin ate him.
29. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:28 PM
She is a glowing and beautiful mom, with a beautiful chubby little blond GERBER baby... and most of you are mean and wicked people... have you no shame, or sanctity for the preciousness of MOTHERHOOD !!! GEEEEZ…
30. shankyouverymuch - June 23, 2006 6:29 PM
Where is the MANNY?... I want the MANNY...
31. Musa_ acuminata - June 23, 2006 6:30 PM
Biatcho,
Your hatred is magnificent and pure. May it flow endlessly from the Mountain of Repugnance to the Sea of Disgust.
32. Musa_ acuminata - June 23, 2006 6:33 PM
Megan Harris still has no personality
33. lurkinggirl - June 23, 2006 6:35 PM
You know, maybe she wouldn't drop the kid if she wore more suitable shoes when carrying around Sean-Rotundra. It does look like she dyed her hair with a box from the drugstore...goes along with the whole interview thing. She is starting to snap, just you wait.
34. margot - June 23, 2006 6:38 PM
it looks like she dyed it herself. it's really uneven & fake looking.
i can't help but feel slightly bad for her, she seems like she's depressed or something. it's crazy how even the rich and famous can be dumb girls and make the same kind of mistakes that REAL girls make, hooking up with losers that walk all over them. then they grow up a little & realize what they've done and how it's too late to take most of it back. it's too bad. she's more of a real person than any other pop princess there ever has been & i think more highly of her now for being herself (in all her redneck glory) than when she was the hottest thing around.....
35. Evangelia - June 23, 2006 6:45 PM
godDAMN that's one fatass redneck kid. oh look, his momma dressed him in his daddy's nascar tank top. how sweet.
36. Jacq - June 23, 2006 6:48 PM
Holy shit, that poor baby looks SUNBURNED.
Do you think she's trying to send some dark, cryptic message by dying her hair black. I wish she would just send the message from beyond the grave already.
37. biatcho - June 23, 2006 6:50 PM
shankyouverymuch - you've got issues. serious issues and that is saying something for me to say that to you.
38. Italian Stallion - June 23, 2006 6:50 PM
Barbado, I can't believe you let your black half get grip on you like that, it's a shame. I hope at the least it was some good butter you were selling......
http://barbado.slim.wasarrested.com/crack
39. PaisleyMoon - June 23, 2006 6:52 PM
Sean Preston looks sunburned and kinna sick. Hope he's okay. Brit looks alright, not too glam, but, hey, she's gotta bun in the oven. I hope she gets her fab figure back and makes all you mean Britney haters feel stupid. But I think maybe #33 is onto something. LOL @ #31.
40. Jacq - June 23, 2006 6:52 PM
Asslee Simpson's hair looked better and she did it herself in a hotel bathroom.
Britney's probably done it in a hotel bathroom, but I'm not talking hair color.
41. endometriorama - June 23, 2006 6:52 PM
why does she insist on dragging her kid around everywhere? poor guy looks exhausted.
42. dabitch - June 23, 2006 6:52 PM
Of course it's uneven and fake - I'm suprised it's not got slight tints of green in it since she was such a bleach blond. Black has a hard time sticking to that - I know from experience. Just wait until she washes it and the black starts to come off.
And why is that kid never dressed? No hat, no pants, no socks? WTF? Does she not know how?
43. Wild Rose - June 23, 2006 6:57 PM
Just 'cause Sean is a redneck kid *doesn't* mean he has to be a "red-necked" kid....he is either very flushed in this pic, which means Britney should have left him in an air-conditioned hotel room while she parades around the city, or he is sun-burned from their vacation on the beach.
You know, I just can't help but wonder if Britney had just...a....little....class, the paparazzi would show her some respect, but honest to God, toting your baby around with just a tank top on (probably from her new collection) and no fuckin' shorts....can you say "Backwoods Hick"???????? There's such thing as being Down-to-Earth, and then there's looking like you just don't give a damn about anything.
44. bigponie - June 23, 2006 6:57 PM
that's it, I'm getting my m-16 airsoft rifle and I'm gonna shot that devil child.
45. Iambananas - June 23, 2006 6:58 PM
GET A STROLLER FOR THAT BABY! YOU ARE THE WORST MOTHER EVER!!!
That hair makes her look like a hag.
46. Cat - June 23, 2006 7:01 PM
That baby is the Donald Duck of the celebrity baby world. I have never seen him wearing pants.
47. jane's eyre - June 23, 2006 7:02 PM
39
I hated Britney back when she had a good figure; getting it back again isn't going to change anything.
48. Jacq - June 23, 2006 7:10 PM
Maybe we are asking too much with the stroller thing. The one time she was snapped with one, K-Fag was carrying SP. We ought to start begging for at least a shopping cart. I mean, she's country and even people in Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning know how to put a baby in a shopping cart.
49. rachie - June 23, 2006 7:11 PM
Why doesnt the baby ever wear pants?
50. PaisleyMoon - June 23, 2006 7:12 PM
#44...you're a sick pup.
Yeah 47, I dunno, somtimes I feel so damn sorry for her, I think someone on here should be half decent to her. You know?
51. Jacq - June 23, 2006 7:16 PM
#46 - Haha. After his first words, he'll be Howard the Duck.
52. Jacq - June 23, 2006 7:18 PM
#50 - Half decent? What? Oh, that's right, we're only 3% nice to her.
53. useyournoggin - June 23, 2006 7:25 PM
damn, with all that money you'd think she could dress the lil fuker up. Talk about lazy and irresponsible. Lemme dye my hair and dress my own fatass up and just put a diaper and shirt on my kid! Besides....we're country and that's how my daddy used to dress me!! HAHAHA!
54. TheRedInk - June 23, 2006 7:34 PM
aw, sean preston is cute. look at his cheeks.
55. Puppy Kicker - June 23, 2006 7:35 PM
Poor Britney... where do you go from here? Postpartum depression? Celebrity Fit Club? Crystal meth?? It makes the mind wonder.
56. krisdylee - June 23, 2006 7:41 PM
hee hee
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/06/letter_of_truth.html
57. WorldWideWendy - June 23, 2006 7:49 PM
Britany spears has a husband who is a rap person( artist or star seem wrong here) who wishes he was black. She has died her hair black- therefore , logic dictates, Britany is turning herself black bit by bit to support her husband.
This is what people in love do for one another.It's called love.If I knew any black people,and I fell in love with one- or for that matter, if I knew anyone who WANTED to be black- and I fell in love with them, and they asked me to, I would dye bits of myself too. It's just a matter of trust, and there is not enough of it around.
58. Depraved22 - June 23, 2006 7:49 PM
Oh my eyes! She really screwed up her looks. If she's going to be seen in public, she needs to clean up.
59. ob1 - June 23, 2006 8:22 PM
Aaaaahhh, he's got his mother's cheeks. Creepy little fucker.
60. pixel killya - June 23, 2006 8:25 PM
#11 - You are as right as rain.
Humbly speaking, my infant son is about 100 million times better looking than yours Britney. Guess money couldn't buy you good genes (obviously).
61. Fa Cube Itches - June 23, 2006 8:50 PM
Um, Britney dear, he's a child. Not a prop for photo ops. Remember that once in a while, huh?
Nice look in the kid's vacant eyes, too. Somewhere in there, there's an IQ just *waiting* to happen!
62. esquared333 - June 23, 2006 8:57 PM
Aren't expectant mothers NOT supposed to be dyeing their hair when their pregnant...the baby hasn't even popped out yet and she's killing it!!!!!!
63. esquared333 - June 23, 2006 8:58 PM
Aren't expectant mothers NOT supposed to be using harsh chemicals on their hair?!?!?!?! Jeebus! The baby hasn't even popped out yet and she's killing it!
64. Chcknhippy - June 23, 2006 9:00 PM
I have that same bottle for my baby, it's from walmart and she has the wrong top on it. It's supposed to be blue not red....
65. krisdylee - June 23, 2006 9:41 PM
I'm fairly sure I could seduce her.
66. suzy - June 23, 2006 9:50 PM
why does her hair always look like it hasn't been shampooed in 2 weeks?
67. krisdylee - June 23, 2006 10:17 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1696056/
sweet lord I pissed my drawers....
68. destination:beautiful - June 23, 2006 11:05 PM
She looks better with dark hair.
SP is the ugliest, fattest baby I've ever seen.
69. yuckyfresh - June 23, 2006 11:44 PM
c'mon, no takers on the mu'umu'u??
she should just go back to the blond, miss piggy look. it suits her.
70. aura - June 24, 2006 12:13 AM
i feel bad saying that her baby is ugly... i think he'd be cute if he wasn't so fat... he's huge. if he keeps growing at this rate, he'll be one of those obese 100lb two year olds on maury.
#8, i'm wondering the same question. yeah, he's a baby, but BABIES WEAR CLOTHES TOO, BRITNEY! she's such a moron. she has no common sense at all.
i actually feel bad for britney... but not because everyone picks on her. i feel bad for her because she's retarded.
71. peanut - June 24, 2006 12:39 AM
I wander what happened to the little chihuahua that she once packed around everywhere. She probably lost it with little SPs cloths.
72. cyndi48 - June 24, 2006 12:50 AM
As she's supposed to be coming out with a line of children's clothing, shouldn't she try to dress her own child better? A poster-child for fashion he isn't...Unless the stale diaper look is the one she plans to market.
73. dominocat - June 24, 2006 12:57 AM
#33 - "It does look like she dyed her hair with a box from the drugstore.."
a box of *what* though? Her hair looks like it's not seen any conditioner for months, and I guess it's always difficult to repair the damage from constant bleaching, but a salon would have been able to advise her.
Funny, when I saw her doing that Matt Lauer interview, I thought how nice she looked when her hair was light brown. I totally agree with #20 - natural is always better - especially when you're fair.
oh, and finally, Brit, PUT SOME FUCKING SUNBLOCK ON THE BABY, ALREADY.
74. peanut - June 24, 2006 1:10 AM
67-
That was some funny shit.
75. Sliploco - June 24, 2006 2:00 AM
I'd bang that ass so hard now... Especially since she's already impregnated by some other piece of shit.. I'd be a shoe-in.
76. Genevieve - June 24, 2006 2:58 AM
She's fried that poor kid to a crisp. All that money and she can't afford sunblock - or comfy flats for her pregnant self to walk in?
77. PrincessMuMu - June 24, 2006 4:03 AM
Definately an obese Maury baby waiting to happen.
78. tarjamarja - June 24, 2006 5:04 AM
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I think she dyed her hair by herself, too. I don't think any self-respecting hairdresser would have agreed to dye her hair so dark and horribly unflattering.
I can't wait till she's 9 months pregnant and STILL carrying SP around while wearing high heels. That's going to be such a sight. And when the new kids pops out - wonder if she'll try to carry them both around (while wearing high heels) or will manny carry the other one.
79. IvyLeagueB*tch - June 24, 2006 5:27 AM
Ew. My boyfriend never thought she was hot, even when she was "hot" to America. He thought her face was ugly.
My opinion: She was okay, but she has no talent whatsoever. Now she's ugly, fat, still talentless, and looks 40 years old. Seriously, how can she look that old already? Yuck.
80. Jolene - June 24, 2006 5:44 AM
Call me crazy, but I actually think black hair look kinda good on her... But the baby...Dear good, what's with the Droopy cheeks?
81. Jolene - June 24, 2006 5:45 AM
Dear *god... hahem
82. SoupaSarah - June 24, 2006 6:38 AM
I still love Britney.
83. Kershi - June 24, 2006 7:14 AM
I still love her, too;)
84. ifsixwasnine - June 24, 2006 8:00 AM
If she wants to make a fashion choice that says 'rebel' AND show how much she's 'changed', she should just get some Doc Martens so she can walk upright like the rest of us.
But $4.99 for Nice N' Easy vs. $84.99 for sensible boots - I guess she's made her choice. With the money she saved she can always get a few bottles of Golden Glow, that way at least she can drink in an alley with the crust punks.
Just like all the other little rich cunts who dye their hair black trying to be cooler than they are, buying cheap booze to make friends.
Welcome to the nineties, Britney! Have you read Kurt Cobain's poetry? He's just too pure for this world....
85. causewerecountry - June 24, 2006 10:36 AM
i really do think that she is getting ready to snap..i'm excited. people are always like-"aaw SP is so adorable..blah blah" seriosuly..that kid is fat and enormous..and i bet he smells like sour milk...not his fault..it's cause of his mother. and i really thought i was going to like brit's redneck ways...she's just crossed the line.
even us girls in west virginia aren't THAT bad...
86. ChickenScratch - June 24, 2006 10:44 AM
She looks like her mother...
...he looks like an Oompa Loompa.
87. frenchtoaststix - June 24, 2006 11:06 AM
Could be a wig, people. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Shitney, get a stroller. Why do you carry the kid with you everywhere like he's an accessory? Leave him with the manny while you run to Starbucks for the venti triple-mocha latte. She brings so much of this shit on herself. And what is with the wedge shoes? I could barely walk when I was barefoot and pregnant, let alone with inappropriate shoes. Stupid backwoods hick. Please die now. And take K-Fuck with you.
88. frenchtoaststix - June 24, 2006 11:16 AM
Y'all, I'm cuntry. My mamma used to haul ussens around on her hip all day while she washed the clothes in the crik and hid the moonshine still. I'm jes' doin' what mamma done. I don't know no better. Even with eleventy-billion dollars like I got. Ya jes' cain't buy brains!
89. Laffinmybuttoff - June 24, 2006 11:25 AM
at least shes wearing cloths in this picture. Almost normal cloths.
90. Iambananas - June 24, 2006 11:30 AM
#82, 83. I love it when Whipper 'splodes in my ass.
91. Iambananas - June 24, 2006 11:33 AM
But I mostly love goats, ... mostly.
92. destination:beautiful - June 24, 2006 11:50 AM
89
it's CLOTHES
geez.
93. animated - June 24, 2006 11:51 AM
geez, someone please give her a brush. That hair would look bad no matter what color it is, if she keeps refusing to brush it.
94. Don'tPanic - June 24, 2006 12:01 PM
The hair is bad, the shoes are bad, but I guess we should just be grateful she is even wearing shoes. The dress is okay, at least she's covered up a bit!
I know many people already said this but DAMN where are SP's pants? My child has never been in public in just a diaper. She KNOWS that her photo will be taken where ever she goes and she doesn't have the decency to dress her child? WTF? He does look sunburned as well.
My doctor told me that you could dye your hair while pregnant in a well ventilated area. The no-dye rule was made back when dyes were much more harsh. It's really the fumes from the dye that you have to worry about. Same thing with getting your nails done or painting.
95. nichole - June 24, 2006 1:38 PM
Whatever happened to strollers??? It's more comfortable for baby and for her, too. BTW, when she's getting this late in the game (though she's not sure if she's due in three or four months), shouldn't she be trying to carry the least amount as possible??? Isn't having fatty Sean Preston sitting on her new baby bad for both herself AND the baby?? Oh and I can't imagine that having those shoes on with that amount of weight on top of it is very comfortable...
I really think she's depressed. She needs help, bad. When you can't control your crying in front of Matt Lauer, it's time to get some therapy.
96. nichole - June 24, 2006 1:39 PM
Oh and she should bring Kevin with her, too.
97. tsarinaamanda - June 24, 2006 1:46 PM
That could quite possibly be THE ugliest child on Earth. Just looking at it makes me want to vomit, especially because not only is it ugly, it is most likely retarded, and will grow up to be another spoiled kid who thinks it deserves anything it wants because it's momma is a washed-up, bloated ex-pop star. Basically, it will have NO redeeming qualities whatsoever, just like it's momma and daddy! And that black hair is just hideous. You'd think with all that money she'd go get a PROFESSIONAL STYLIST to do it, or at the very least buy a good brand of dye, not the shit in the $2.99 sale bin at Wal-Mart. And I thunk I saw those EXACT shoes at Target a week ago. I wouldn't even have bought them, I thought they looked too cheap and shoddily made. But I suppose that makes them PERFECT for the Queen of White Trailer Park Trash.
Hi Jane, and the rest of you regulars, how have you guys been? I see the Lameass is STILL here, despite it saying that is was leaving for good....too bad.
98. tsarinaamanda - June 24, 2006 1:47 PM
*think
99. McRican - June 24, 2006 1:58 PM
Ive been lurking far too long on this site. I've decided to come out of my superficial closet. But furreal... I know she hasn't done anything worth making money in a while, but you would think she had enough saved up to buy a god damned hair brush.
100. biatcho - June 24, 2006 2:04 PM
The more I look at that child the more I notice that it might have that weird disease that the little girl from Poltergeist died of. I believe the uber-geek-technical term for it was "chipmunk cheeks" and it makes you bloaty & ugly, kind of like caffeine on a heavy-flow day. Except that goes away after a while and if you have this illness it doesn't. and you die. sorry.
101. biatcho - June 24, 2006 2:19 PM
#79, Note: your boyfriend thought she was hot, chances are he still does. He just didn't want to listen to you wine about it for the next 5 years so he took the easy route. sorry.
102. makemybreaddoughboy - June 24, 2006 2:48 PM
i think britny is hot and her baby is beautiful you guys are all fucked up you guys are jealous bastards. why bring her sweet kid into this because ur all sad mutha fuckas
103. biatcho - June 24, 2006 2:53 PM
yep, you got us #102. you're onto us.
what part of the south are you from again?
104. makemybreaddoughboy - June 24, 2006 2:56 PM
australia mate put some more snaggers on the barbie
105. biatcho - June 24, 2006 3:04 PM
oh! so you're a criminal. okey dokey, makes sense.
106. Lord Absu - June 24, 2006 4:06 PM
Honestly, this is the best I've seen Britney look in...a year? two? She should have gone brown, but what the heck. Imagine if she'd worn this much nicer dress in the Dateline interview.
107. Kimberly - June 24, 2006 4:16 PM
Can't she afford a bottle with a lid??!! How disgusting , her kid is gonna to get some disgusting disease.
108. twzzlrgirl - June 24, 2006 4:55 PM
No wonder she almost trips with the kid, wearing shoes like that when she's pregnant. And her hair is stringy and looks dirty -- gross.
I will say this -- SP is kinda cute, but he looks burnt and orange. I know! She's trying to get him to look like a cheeto!
109. sweetcheeks - June 24, 2006 4:57 PM
I see orange blush is making the rounds again. Because "coral" is such a natural color rouge.
110. give_it_to_me_baby - June 24, 2006 5:08 PM
ok i have to give her credit she may carry that baby around everywhere but at least she is with the child so many celebs have babies and nanny's raise them so good for her and the whole fat thing she had a baby and got prego again right after what else do u expect it takes time to lose the weight i think shes an ok mom she just needs a little guidance
111. Stephanie12 - June 24, 2006 5:49 PM
110- It would be a blessing if Brit Brit would leave that innocent little boy with a nanny, complete stranger, pedophile or whomever. It would be much safer & probably a little more rested than being slung around like a babydoll being carried by a 7 year old little girl, in her mommy's high heels.
112. FecalPellets - June 24, 2006 6:22 PM
That kid needs bloomers or some shit.
113. Amanda - June 24, 2006 6:48 PM
She looks like Betty Rubble from the Flinstones with that blue dress and the black hair.
114. cibby - June 24, 2006 7:11 PM
Amanda - you hit it right on the head. She looks EXACTLY like Betty Rubble...
115. BoognishRising - June 24, 2006 8:14 PM
Brit's not the only one "glowing". Looks like she left the kid in the car for too long. Either that, or she momentarily mistook him for a burrito and tried to bake him.
116. mycuntisbetterthanurcunt - June 24, 2006 9:32 PM
haha I'm pretty sure S.P is going to end up going on the surreal life reality show just to make some money for him and his white trash momma. He wont even know who his wanna be rapper daddy is, he will just say i heard his name is k- fuck or somethin like that. I can't wait for this kid to grow up.
117. WorldWideWendy - June 24, 2006 9:35 PM
BLOOMERS!!!
a-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Weeping.
On the floor.
Bloomers.
Thankyou.
Bloomers.
You've made my day.
118. vargas_grrl - June 24, 2006 11:46 PM
That little piece of shit looks like a carnival kewpie doll...barf.
119. PaisleyMoon - June 25, 2006 12:27 AM
Anyone who'd trash a little baby is the lowest form of life. WTF is wrong with you people? I'm starting to think Britneys a friggin' genius compared to most of you.
And to that particular piece of anal rash who spouted that they have a baby bottle just like that from Wal-Mart and it's the wrong bottle top..you are beyond stupid. You are a pud sucking pustule of wet wall smacking lugie lard. Go die. In Wal-Mart.
120. Nikk The Templar - June 25, 2006 12:48 AM
Wow. TheSuperfial.com has such advanced technology, I can smell the stench of sour mash whiskey, stale Doral Light smoke and baby diarrhea from here! Thanks TheSuperficial.com!
Anyway...
1. I think she sewed that dress herself.
2. I think she stole those shoes from Jamie-Lynn. She's practically bursting out of them & I'm amazed that she could even mash her rank hooves into those things.
3. I think Sean Preston's dead...
4. I think she's auditioning for the lead role in a big screen adaptation of V.C. Andrews' *Heaven*.
121. Ann-Marie - June 25, 2006 1:04 AM
the hair would look better on someone else. the shoes would look better wearing something else but, actually, i like her dress.
some of you guys put quite a lot of thought into insulting her. she's got black hair. so what? you sound like bitchy drag-queens. seriously.
122. Vas Deferens - June 25, 2006 1:29 AM
At least she didn't almost drop Sean Preston on his head again. You cannot drop anything but self-respect when wearing an aqua blue muumuu in public for the 198th time in the last two years.
Aside from Michael Jackson, has there been a bigger implosion of a celebrity? I mean, this bitch has shown the world that money can make you rich, but that same money can't hide your white trash roots. She is no different from your average multi-million dollar lottery winner; completely lucky and completely ill-prepared.
I think it is the funniest thing ever that men around the world used to find this dumb, fugly skank attractive. Her ass is as big as 6 watermelons.
Tom Cruise actually loves the cock even more when he sees Britney. That is how unattractive she has become.
All you haters should not comment on Sean Preston’s lack of pants. That is just a promotional tie-in. Britney is purposely showing off his PopoZao. Get it?!? Kevin’s new album depends on this type of exposure. Shame on you all for not seeing the marketing genius behind this brilliant cross-promotional campaign.
You go, queen of trash!
123. plymouthrock - June 25, 2006 1:59 AM
Look at this cute pic of SP. And he even has pants on.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hamton.jpg
124. PrincessMuMu - June 25, 2006 3:53 AM
I live in Australia and I have no idea what snaggers are.
125. WitTeeQT - June 25, 2006 9:49 AM
I feel for that poor child. He's already cracked his little skull, almost been dropped again (thanks to 'mom's' stylish hooker shoes), been driven around with his head touching his diaper in a CONVERTABLE with no sunscreen or cotton in his ears, is changed in public on the FLOOR, is paraded around the world in his diaper...let me surmise the situation: This child will (probably already does) suffer from migrains, neck aches (there is such a thing as infant neck supports, irreversable sun damage, ear aches/infections, severe humilliation and God only knows what else. I'd hate to see his Psychiatric bill when he grows up...if he makes it that long. Brit REALLY needs to get a grip, live in the REAL world, and start CARING for her offspring!..we all know K-bum won't. I think the most qualified out of the whole back-woods bunch is the damn Manny.
126. biatcho - June 25, 2006 11:44 AM
119: You seem to love shopping at WalMart where I believe they are having a red dot special on sense's of humor this week. Hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!
127. HughJorganthethird - June 25, 2006 12:33 PM
Why does SPF look like Carol O'Connor? cause he's like dead and shit.
128. HughJorganthethird - June 25, 2006 12:36 PM
Does she ever put this fucking child down? when does it sleep? poor bastard
129. mycuntisbetterthanurcunt - June 25, 2006 12:45 PM
someone should buy little S.P a shirt that says "i would rather have different parents" now that i would love to see!
130. candiikissed - June 25, 2006 3:50 PM
Poor Britney - too many haters. Well, at least she is phtographed with her child unlike many of the other celebrity mom's.
131. ffordegroupie - June 25, 2006 5:25 PM
Yeah, but those other celebrities' kids (and those of the "haters") will actually live to see puberty, without the assurance that mommy is trying to kill them...
132. PaisleyMoon - June 25, 2006 5:42 PM
Where do YOU shop biatcho? Just curious.
133. DamnTheMan - June 25, 2006 8:22 PM
....why?...
134. biatcho - June 25, 2006 8:25 PM
I don't stop so don't even try to go there.
It's called pushing the limits to see how incensed I can make the weak and maybe make them, or you, think about their, or your, ridiculous selves, or self. It's a cheap hobby really.
135. uni'tard - June 25, 2006 11:40 PM
everyone's lambasting a baby... that's cruel. it's not her fault she's trailer trash.
but i actually feel sorry for SP, being so fugly and all.
136. Binky - June 26, 2006 12:54 AM
Hey - the kid looks a bit thirsty for that bottle of Mountain Dew.
Hit her baby - one more time.
137. becca11 - June 26, 2006 1:20 AM
even big and pregnany she is prettier in these pictures than that big nosed rat covered in paint (aguilera). she doesn't have cankles... her calf is obviously bigger than her ankle... and atleast her legs look strong and not bowed and sickly like they are about to break.
138. DrunkBlogger - June 26, 2006 1:49 AM
I'm glad I made out with her before she went black. Just kidding, she already had black hair when I made out with her. Or didn't I?
139. PaisleyMoon - June 26, 2006 2:22 AM
134...maybe you should get another hobby, because, so far, you kinna suck at this one. Maybe take up professional head flogging with your sticky underpants. Read the post I was originally refering to and tell me that's not a tard.
140. WorldWideWendy - June 26, 2006 3:32 AM
It'a 3:20 pm in Hong Kong- and although I no longer live in OZ- I did for 15 years, I too have NEVER heard of a 'snagger'.
Snag- yes, being sausage, or S.ensitive N.ew A.ge G.uy ...or poofter, which is the latin for date puncher.
141. YouWannaBMe - June 26, 2006 9:27 AM
In the first pic, you can finally see Brit's next gig... Commercials for the McDonalds. That's right, you pig hasbeen. You'll be doin happy meal commercials with your lard ass kids in 2 yrs. Welcome to your future. What a joke she is already. Can't someone pull a Mark David Chapman on her ass?
142. biatcho - June 26, 2006 10:55 AM
139: do you like paisley? Cause only retards do. My guess is the answer is a resounding Yes!
Oh & if you can't bring anything better to the table when you're attemtpting to make fun of me then give it up because you just make yourself sound like more of a loser than anything really.
143. spanglish - June 26, 2006 11:09 AM
I think the black is better than the yellow/blonde look. Although, just about any color would be better than that. No one looks good with yellow hair. It makes your skin look pink and splotchy. She's actually fairly modest looking here as well, however Sean Preston needs SOME PANTS! And maybe some socks! And possibly at hat.
And she still has on the scary shoes that will cause her to trip and drop poor SP.
And quite neccessarily - - a HELMET!
144. imabeeatch - June 26, 2006 12:13 PM
@67 - OMFG That was LMFAO hilarious!
145. strokesiteveryday - June 26, 2006 12:17 PM
i think the kid is creepy looking, and how come he is never crying? if any other kid was being screamed at by the paparazzi dont you think that would be a little frightening...
146. cruzin333 - June 26, 2006 12:44 PM
maybe she was trying to hide from the papparazzi by going black. since she wants her privacy now and all. especially after her trailer trash interview.
did anyone watch that? i'm going to watch it soon on the web, haven't had a chance to see just how bad she looked and sounded. it gives me joy.
147. Spanishseñorita - June 26, 2006 1:14 PM
Biatcho:
You're calling Paisley a loser for making fun of you?! Then WTF does that make you? You sit in front of your computer all day long posting stupid ass messages talking shit about everybody, then wait like a fucking idiot for people to reply. I think that pretty much qualifies you for BIGGEST LOSER ON THE WWW. You're just so sad...
148. YouWannaBMe - June 26, 2006 1:47 PM
Oh, Jesus God, look at the ratty hair tie on her wrist. I thought they stopped making ones that look like that like 10 yrs ago? I think they sell infant clothing at Walmart, Brit. We all know you're "CUNTry", but even hicks dress their kids. How else are they supposed to run the farm?
149. biatcho - June 26, 2006 1:48 PM
OH MY GAWD! I totally just won the award for biggest loser on the world wide web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting a looong time for this. Thanks, or should I say "gracias".
150. biatcho - June 26, 2006 1:49 PM
You say I'm sad, I say thank god I'm not spanish.
151. redsonja1313 - June 26, 2006 4:01 PM
Of course the kid looks sunburnt.. SHE NEVER PUTS A FUCKING HAT ON THE KID.. Plenty of pis of her toting the tot in her stupid cowboy hat but NEVER NEVER see one with the kid wearing one. Last shots were of them in the ocean...Her hat........ kid NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait yes the overcast day she almost dropped him on a NYC sidewalk he had one and yet it was the first thing to fall off.
152. joyjoytx - June 26, 2006 4:03 PM
i think i saw those shoes on clearance at target yesterday
153. Reli - June 26, 2006 4:07 PM
he's going to grow up to be the fattest kid ever.
154. PaisleyMoon - June 26, 2006 4:09 PM
biatcho, you're so lame. Weak. It's making me sad, I might cry for you, except I hate the stupid. No time, no time, no time..FOR THE STUPID!
155. DancingQueen - June 26, 2006 4:09 PM
It makes sense that she looks better w/dark hair because her natural color is dark brown (remember when she was a Mousekateer?) The black thing is a bit dramatic though. Looks like she's trying to be Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. Just doesn't work for her. Maybe if she was from Arabia or something and not Hicksville USA.
It's no wonder the kid is a total porker. Everyone knows giving kids too much juice makes them fat and she's obviously giving him bottlefuls at a time. Oh, that's right, everyone knows that but dumbass Britney.
156. imabeeatch - June 26, 2006 5:10 PM
^^And cheetos, which explains his color^^
157. maylenemaire - June 26, 2006 8:18 PM
I think Britney did look better before she dyed her hair black, but she not ugly either. And what type of people makes fun of babies? I dont think he's fat at all, he looks healthy to me.
158. Fawlty - June 26, 2006 11:50 PM
That baby is really cute. Babies need fat.
Britney in black hair looks like some Hungarian porn star.
159. Fawlty - June 26, 2006 11:54 PM
Oh, and yeah, why the hell is the baby no wearing socks, shoes and pants? WTF? I've never let my child even go in the driveway without being properly dressed. Who the hell leaves their house with the child dressed like that, unless they're so poor they can't afford it? Strange.
160. Danni - June 27, 2006 4:19 AM
That kid is so freaking ugly
161. slinkhard - June 27, 2006 5:54 AM
145, it's kind of hard for Britney to win, doncha think? If he cried constantly, people would say 'OMG, he's so unhappy, she must be abusing him, let me tell a long boring story about my own kids with no bearing here at all, because I'm the perfect parent!'
If he doesn't cry, it's 'creepy'.
162. biatcho - June 27, 2006 11:00 AM
Paisley - are you still talking? I normally don't hear boring & stupid but for some reason I can still hear your annoying little girly whiny voice... you know the kind that probably wants to cause your boyfriend to drive himself off a cliff whenever you're taking a road trip because you never shut the fuck up. I would watch out the next time you guys go away... he's most likely looking to take you with him but he's hoping he'll survive and you'll go down with the ship. Because you probably sound the way Britney Spears sings when you speak - like a dying cat.
163. herbiefrog - June 27, 2006 1:21 PM
#? in the absence of proof...
SPEARS 'SHOCKED' BY SECOND PREGNANCY
BRITNEY SPEARS confesses she was shocked when she discovered she was pregnant with her second child.
The singer admits it took the approval of husband KEVIN FEDERLINE before she could get excited about the prospect of childbirth again, less than a year after son SEAN PRESTON was born.
She says, "I was shocked because it was so soon and I was a little scared at first. Yes, I was very surprised.
"He (Federline) was a little shocked too. But his shock turned to excitement and he said, 'Let's just go for it.'"
source:
http://www.pr-inside.com/rss/spears-shocked-by-second-pregnancy-r9474.htm
164. herbiefrog - June 27, 2006 1:28 PM
#?
dont you love publicists
wtf doooo they do ?
lol :)
SPEARS SLAMS IRRESPONSIBLE EDITORS
BRITNEY SPEARS has attacked tabloid editors for misleading their "ignorant" readers into thinking she is a bad mother.
The singer has been targetted by a number of celebrity publications who have focused on her parenting skills and suggested she was to blame for accidents that have happened involving her young son SEAN PRESTON.
And Spears resents being judged by people who don't know the full story.
She says, "You would think that the editors of the magazines have children and that they wouldn't go there. It's really distasteful.
"You look at it and think it's absurd but the public don't know what really goes on and you feel weird because you have to defend yourself to these ignorant people."
lol biatch :)
...who are you calling igrant?
...bitch
...still waiting [bitch]
165. herbiefrog - June 27, 2006 3:54 PM
...post from anothr place...
[sic] :)
some people here
will know what she means
although
it doesn't
seem like a good idea
...
BRITNEY SPEARS was forced to end a number of friendships when she became pregnant, so she could embrace her new life as a mother.
Besides scaling down her social life, Spears confesses many close pals got left behind when she hooked up with husband KEVIN FEDERLINE.
She says, "I have had to cut quite a few people out of my life over the past couple of years. I guess it's been kind of weird. That transition in my life was kind of hard, I think it's part of growing up."
[and we'r e bac k]
love isn't
exclusive
and it isnt
"man" made
so best of luck babe
[still waiting for that apology]
166. herbiefrog - June 27, 2006 4:04 PM
another before the event post...
SPEARS DEFENDS BEING A YOUNG MOTHER
BRITNEY SPEARS has defended her decision to become a young mother - insisting she wants to have the energy to enjoy motherhood.
The singer is pregnant with her second child and will be a mother of two by the time she is 25.
But she maintains, "I always wanted to be a young mom. My mom was a young mom and I've looked up to her.
"I think by being a young mom I'll have more energy in being able to bring up more positive kids. But there are parents that are 40 that do a damn good job."
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)
2006-06-27 21:31:33 -
...yes
...but
...brittnay [ :) ]
we expect you
you help...
humans starving
in africa, did you
get that message?
...so lets see some
...fucking
...reaction
...you have children now...
do you want them to starve?
167. herbiefrog - June 27, 2006 4:05 PM
...and as an aside...
you can see from the first pic
...which one is running
...things
...these days :)
168. Spanishseñorita - June 28, 2006 12:24 PM
Of course you'be been waiting for sooooooo long! Because you probably have no job, no man and no friends, and posting these messages is the biggest joy in your SAD SAD life. You know everybody thinks like me, they just can't be bothered to tell you because they're so used to this arrogant cunt who calls herself a bitch
169. Dawn7 - June 28, 2006 1:55 PM
You aren't supposed to dye your hair when you are pregnant. Another dumb move.
170. biatcho - June 28, 2006 5:52 PM
Wow.. you make me sound like a mexican, no job, no friends, other than the ones that stand outside of beverage centers waiting for a job that day. Kind of like your family.
171. BeachBabe - June 30, 2006 3:29 PM
Obviously everyone writing comments is a hater of Britney Spears. I will admit she doesn't look as nice as she did before she met Kevin, but who are any of us to make comments. I'm sure half of the people making comments look like TRASH themselves, only you aren't being publically displayed in the media! Get a life
172. Nataliesmom2424 - July 5, 2006 11:15 PM
Dying For A Change: Hair color and Your Pregnancy
Pregnancy
By Colette Bouchez
Excerpted from Your Perfectly Pampered Pregnancy
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If you're like many women, bleaching, dying, or highlighting your hair may be a regular part of your beauty regime. And if you're like most pregnant women, you probably have some hesitation or even a fear about continuing to color your hair while baby is in tow. Although research into the effects of hair coloring on baby's health are still somewhat limited,many experts now contend the dyes are most likely safe and that women needn't be afraid to color their world during pregnancy.
That said, don't be surprised if your doctor still suggests you approach hair coloring with caution. Because the dye is absorbed through the scalp and into the body (it can be identified in urine) some medical experts are hesitant to give carte blanche to hair coloring during all three trimesters. Often, many physicians advise holding off coloring hair with permanent dyes during the first trimester when your baby is undergoing important neurological developments. Coloring can then be resumed in the second or third trimester.
If you color your hair at home, look for products with the fewest number of chemicals and always work in a well-ventilated room, wearing gloves while handling the mixture. If you have your hair done in a salon, request the first appointment in the morning on their least busy day - when you are least likely to suffer excessive chemical exposure.
Hair Coloring Alternatives
If you don't want to take a chance on coloring your whole head of hair, you may want to consider adding highlights - a great way of accenting your color and bringing light to the face, not to mention a little pregnancy glow! Because this process involves applying the chemicals one-half to one-inch from your roots, they don't ever touch your scalp. So, they can't get into your blood stream - which is safe for you and baby. You can also easily allow 8 weeks or more between appointments - minimizing salon exposure.
If you colored your hair before pregnancy, and want to ease up on treatments until after baby is born, look for a semi-permanent dye, containing low or no ammonia, and low or no peroxide. These generally contain fewer harmful chemicals, and work well to blend the different colors of your hair, making "roots" appear less obvious. What can also help: Color enhancing shampoos, designed to deposit temporary color so they can significantly extend the time between hair colorings.
Finally, you can also try a "hair mascara" - tubes filled with temporary color and topped off with a thick mascara-like wand. Because they only coat the outside layer of your hair and don't get anywhere near your scalp, they are very safe to use. The wands are also faster, easier and safer than spray on temporary color -with no fumes to inhale - so they can work great to touch up roots.
Mother Nature Knows Best: Natural Hair Coloring
To make your own ultra safe, all natural hair tints, try these recipes:
For red highlights or to enhance red hair: ½ cup of beet juice mixed with ½ cup of carrot juice. Mix together, pour on damp hair, and let sit for one hour before washing out. If you spend that hour sitting in direct sunlight, the effects will be even more dramatic.
For blonde highlights mix 1 cup of lemon juice with 3 cups of chamomile tea that has been brewed, cooled, and strained. Pour over damp hair and let sit for one hour - again sunlight will enhance the properties of the color. Wash out and follow with a conditioner. For significant blonde color use daily for up to three weeks.
For brunette hair prepare strong black coffee or tea. After washing hair, pour the mixture through hair 15 times, re-rinsing using the same liquid. ( You can do this by placing a large pasta or soup pot in the sink to catch the rinse, then pour into a large jar for the next rinse). On the final rinse through, leave on hair for 15 minutes, then rinse with clear water.
A word about perming and straightening your pregnant hair
While there is little in the way of scientific information on the safety of perming or relaxing your hair during pregnancy, perhaps the most convincing evidence against the their use comes directly from hairdressers. Most say that because pregnancy hormones frequently interfere with, or even change, the way your hair reacts to perm or relaxing solutions, you could easily end up with a look that is quite opposite of what you expected. Hair can get frizzy or straight instead of curly, or kinky and frizzy instead of straight. So forgo the perm or straightening for now - and opt for a style that's easy to manage without the extra chemical treatments.
All content copyrighted ©2001-2005 Colette Bouchez. Permission to republish granted to Julie Snyder. All rights reserved and protected under all International Treaties and Agreements such as the Berne Convention.
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Colette Bouchez is an award winning medical journalist with more than twenty years experience. She is the former medical writer for the New York Daily News, and the top selling author of The V Zone, co-author of Getting Pregnant and upcoming book, Your Perfectly Pampered Pregnancy. Currently a daily medical correspondent for HealthDay News Service/The New York Times Syndicate, and WebMD, her popular consumer health articles appear daily online, as well as in newspapers nationwide and in Europe and Japan. She is a regular contributor to USAToday.com, ABCNews.com, MSNBC.com and more than two dozen radio and television news stations nationwide. She lives in New York City.
173. atomikblonde88 - July 6, 2006 2:03 PM
I think that baby is soooo cute. I have a feeling he'll grow up to be a genius one day, if his parents don't rub off on him too much... look at his eyes! they're so calm and aware, its kind of creepy.
174. missaddicted - August 22, 2006 1:54 AM
I think Brit might have let lil Mr SP in on a few sessions in her old school sun bed, from the "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" days. Maybe he was testing it for her so she could know if she needs to buy another one for when she starts cooking herself again post mini-me #2. I think it works just fine there Britsta, your baby is half fried for cyring out loud!