Jun 5 2006Britney Spears moving forward with divorce

She is a pathetic lump of a human being. She isn't worth the oxygen she pumps out of her lungs.

AND IS SHE WEARING SKETCHERS!?
she has like a bajillion dollars!

Hmm.. I think she learned her lesson a little too late to save her.

I watched E! News tonight and they said that information is speculation only and is a RUMOR!!

*into*

AND FIRST, BITCHEZZZ

Its about time. I wonder how much he'll get. Her body doesnt look too bad, she definately needs to take the rollers out. Those Sketchers are ugly.

Jesus, it's about time (if true).

Chalk another bimbo dingbat that K-FED has knocked up twice and gotten dumped by.

Also not mentioned is the new manny is popping her in the hershey highway.

god help us all

So K Fed and OverFed are splitting up... he has half her loot, so I guess he is gangsta... someone better call child services, she may eat her kids in a moment of distress

No way! She's preggers! This isn't possible. I'm sincerely sympathetic. That's jsut sad what happened to her. I blame k-mooch.

If she were SMART she would divorce him, but I don't think she has that many brain cells left....

I will be happy for her when she finally does divorce him. We all know it HAS to happen sooner or later.

That is one marriage that won't be going to till death do them part, I'll tell you that right now!!

goshh,
britney it's such hick, but i'm glad she's opening her eyes. believe or not women get stuck with assholes like k-fed.
p.s: i think her baby is soo cute!
i hope he grows to be 5yrs. and not addicted to crack.

Baby has the same dumb look as she does in that picture.

I love sketchers, you guys!

When one is preggers, one wears the kind of shoes one doesn't have to bend down to tie and don't hurt. Do you want her wearing stilettos?

Thank God -- The day is coming when we will never hear "K-FED" again. He will soon only be a bad memory.....

You go, Britney! Dump that sack of pathetic white-trash shit and go find yourself a REAL man. Might I suggest some upstanding white-trash tow truck driver named JoeBob.

The manny shaved his 'stache.

He still looks like Colin Ferrell.

Maybe Britney had an affair with the manny and that why they got a d-i-v-o-r-c-e... hmmm... let the roumers begin.

For her kids' sake I hope she's had those treacly romantic notions of marriage and child rearing knocked out of her. Both require actual work, never go quite as you'd planned, and don't make you some kind of fairy princess with a perfect life.

Wait... Us Weekly is like the National Enquirer. Don't think this story is credible. Fun nonetheless.

Unfortunately, you are right.

It's SUCH a shame it probably isn't true.

You guys are going to have a conniption fit... but I like Britney Spears. I think she's pretty cool, although this whole k-fed thing was kind of not good for her. But she still got her babies out of it, so there's something good. I can't wait until her comeback. Remember Elvis' comeback?

OK... It's not anything like Elvis. Comparing Elvis and Britney Spears is like comparing The Sistine Chapel and Gigli. Both are "art"... but not quite the same twinkle.

Then, I guess K-fed's career is going to take off now...

...actually
...we think she looks
...really sweet :)

...got a beautiful baby

and another on the way

dont need a man

[although the manny is handy :) ]

I think this is all RUMOR.

But who thinks she'll do it and run off with the manny? I mean, if she went for K-Fed, she'll go for anyone, right?

#21

i could se you struggling there

it's art jim...

but not as we know it :)

does that help :))

Is that really the moustache guy? He looked like a big dork before but now is fairly stylin.

But then I also think there's nothing wrong with Skechers. I even spelled it right.

curlers in her hair, black bra white shirt...did they photoshop out the cigarette dangling from her lips and the Schlitz can in her hand?

WOW, totally didn't see that coming. ~sarcasm~

I hope she's screwing the manny.

Egads! She looks terrible...at least she's gettin' rid of the K-Fug...he was doing her reputation wonders, I'll tell you that much...at least if you're whitetrash you need to let it all hang out, including your hair rollers, honey!

What’s the big deal with the sketchers? I had a pair just like that after my first knee surgery because they were comfy and it was easy to slip them on and off... I’m sure she just picked them up to help her swollen feet. (and I hope she does divorce him...k fed is a stain on human existence)

Too bad she didn't have brains enough to pick a better father for her children. What do you expect from someone who would abandon his kids? Did she really think he was going to be DIFFERENT for her? Britney gets what she deserves. The only real victims here are the children.

Good for her!!! Now hopefully he'll fall into the poor house and his album will sell 100 copies and he'll be forced to sell it on the street corners for $5 like that American Idol idiot Corey Clark or whatever his name is. At least she has sense enough to get a manny. Now instead of giving money to KFag for picking his ass she's actually spending it on a man who will spend time with her kids.

14

no, stilettos are definitely not what I would suggest for being pregnant. However, she can at least buy a decent pair of stylish shoes. Sketchers are crap. I wore them like 5 years ago..which would make me ELEVEN. And she shouldn't walk around looking like Billy-Bob-Joe's baby's momma.

You know, it pains me to say that there was a time when I wanted to be Britney Spears - hot body, rich, performing all over the world, claiming to be a virgin and everyone believing her - but alas, those days are long gone.
SO glad I didn't go ahead with that experimental cloning / single white female identity theft plan I came up with a few years back. I'd be knocked up, washed up, fucked up, up shit creek without a paddle, up myself, up to no good... yeah, ok I went too far. Still, lucky me.

#17 and #26 -

That is not the mustache man.

i dunno, i kinda like her "i don't give a f*ck" attitude...*shrugs*...yes, she doesn't look like the hot britney of days of yore, but i've definately seen new moms that are a lot rougher looking than she is

Why does Britney think it's okay to waddle outside with rollers in her hair so often lately? Being pregnant with another white trash little baby only provides an 11 month excuse for being a fat whale, not for just letting yourself go entirely. Jesus Britney.

25: There's k-fed off the starboard bow,

Starboard bow,

Starboard bow?

Why does everyone think K-Fed is doomed if she does divorce him?? He traded up from Shar to Brit despite offering no real upside, and given by how many ladies were claiming they'd bang him after his GQ (or whatever mag) pics, I'd say his chances of scoring another entertainment industry bimbo of some stature are pretty high....

Unfortunately.

Pregnant with curlers in her hair in public...classy. She's one step away from Hee-Haw.

Let's get a vote. Who do you want dead first K-fag or Lamda Lamda Lamda's head of the anal obtuse chapter of NAMBLA: lameass?

Today I'm in a compassionate mood. So K-fag lives.

And Britney looks like a knocked up single mom in a trailer park.

you go girl! only 32 minutes left till 6/6/6!

white trash.

Blohan is on Dave tonight...

Ella: Define "on"? Given this girl's past, I'll assume you mean "mounting". Or is "Dave" some new slang for a designer drug?

wish k-fed's parents had been pro-choice. we know what choice they would've made.

How Do You Want Your Abortion?
http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/how_do_you_want.html

Perhaps a side of fries?

David Letterman! ;)
She'll be spreading her nasty herpes on Dave's chair -- God help the next person after her who has to sit there!! Hope they got a strong disinfectant!!

What's the over/under on her either (1) passing out or (2) trying to brush off imaginary spiders during the interview?

I'm gay.

Just thought you'd like to know, ppl.

In case you're curious.

Sometimes I'm curious, but my brother says I'm just naughty.

Pope Catholic. Film at 11.

rib
it.

she is the dirrrtiest thing i have ever seeen except for lindsay lohans fire crotch and paris's chlamydia lets hope she tries to kill her baby one more time and hopefully it will be taken off of her.

what ROAD are they on? looks like they're hitchhiking.

Heh, always love the disclaimer about how if a post is "excessively inappropriate" it will be removed. Inappropriate, even grossly inappropriate comments are just fine, however. *chuckle*

Hurley: looks like its in Malibu - Point Dume area, maybe.

Maybe the Cross-Creek area, too. *shrug*

To be fair - who knows if she is in "public" with curlers in her hair. I mean, define "public". I'm thinking they are probably in something of an out of the way place. I know I've stepped out of my house lookin' less than spectacular from time to time - but no one cares enough to take several photos. Sometimes I don't even brush my teeth before hitting Starbucks. Anyway - I definitely don't think that's the mustache guy. The mustache guy is the bodyguard. This guy is the manny. I hope the divorce rumors are TRUE.

A report from the News of the World...this is a British Sunday newspaper that makes the Weekly World News look like the Washington Post. We might want it to be true, but until it appears on a more reputable paper like, say, the Star or the Enquirer, we ought to reserve judgement on the veracity of this story.

thanks fa cube. :)

why would she go out on a road looking like that? i still say they're hitchiking. looks desolate.

Hurley: More like secluded. If it's the area I'm thinking of, it's just a little off of Pacific Coast Highway, but unless you are familiar with the area, you'd never think there was anything down there.

Okay, NAMBLA will be making an official groundbreaking announcement tomorrow suggesting their desire for boys.

Stop the presses.

Lindzer Lowhore has come out on Letterman to an almost silent reception. She seemed very unnerved by the reception. She's looking very weathered and her teeth look like they've seen a lifetime of Marlboros.

Dave is asking her about dating but she refuses to discuss her penchant for doing two guys at once in the bathroom of clubs.

(If you tie her to the NY Post page six item today.)

Sheva: It's amazing how these pop-tarts don't understand that while there may be no such thing as bad press in small quantities, too much press of any sort - unless they are curing diseases or some such - can get them hated in very short order.

gay, gay, gay, it's fun to say.

it's fun to be.

Coming out party, I take it?

Somebody run over her already and put us all out of her misery! Oh never mind, she already looks like roadkill anyway. "Mmmmm, looka here daddy, we's gonna have us some fine eats tonight!"

Well, at least she's figured out to keep two hands on the once and future traumatic cranial contusion victim.

id fuck her curlers and all

You'd fuck her curlers? That's probably the safest bet of all the possible orifices available.

Can I be grammar queen for a day? Since the resident grammar police officer is AWOL, there is a position to be filled...

Where is everyone? The 'fish just isn't the same without 'em. This sucks big floppy donkey balls.
Although, the hershey highway comment did make me laugh a little.

@74-

Pretty much everyone has written this place off thanks to Lameassbananas/Whipped. I certainly hope it is proud of itself. Now it can talk to itself and to the other few who still haven't figured out that this site is now officially shit. Congratulations on fucking it up for the people who aren't mentally retarded.

And Brit-Brit looks like shit-shit. Gross white trash, she looks like she's covered with a fine layer of filth and sweat. All that money, and she still cannot buy what she so desperately needs: class, talent, her formerly hot body, a white bra, a loving and non-wigger husband, etc. And that kid looks retarded and ugly. I hate clothes for little boys, they are so goddamn ugly. I just hope and pray that she fades quickly into obscurity, although it is fun to mock her and her ruined career, marriage, and her shattered hopes and dreams. What a white trash trailer park skank. Poor kid, can you imagine your mom walking around in PUBLIC in curlers, I mean, WHO THE FUCK STILL WEARS CURLERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE?? What is this, 1970? Jesus christ woman, get some self-respect and clean yourself up before you go out in public!! Pathetic.

Seriously, would anyone really want to fuck that now? Even WITH all the money, you'd still get a nasty STD.

Work was hell today, but now I get to read this. And even after two kids, she's going to be tight enough once I get in past the used part(s). Natural as California Poppies in Wild Oats.

Yea!
I doubt she'll go through with it, though. They'll end up beating the crap out of eachother then making up for eternity.
Ain't love grand?
Please prove me wrong Brit, as much as I think your music sucks, nobody deserves a husband like that!

One more thing, this girl is supposed to be a gazillionaire, when is she going to buy a stroller? That poor baby needs to detach himself from her hip and have a teeny bit of freedom!!!

#80
I have babies, and they want to be carried around all the time. They are not happy unless mommy is holding them. ALot of babies HATE to be put into a stoller and cry unless they are picked up.

Say what you will about Britney, but it must ROYALLY SUCK to be followed around by skeevy paparazzi at all times (looks like they followed her into the middle of the woods or something). And at least she always has Sean Preston with her and really seems to love him. I mean, we see photos of Kate Moss partying all the time but we NEVER see her out with her kid, just being a mom (though I am sure her child is safer with the nanny!)

congradulations, assholes. you have officially fucked up this once-entertaining site.

About all the SKECHERS' Posts: Didnt she once have a contract and/or shoe with them? Although I do agree they are ugly, they do also look COMFY and they were probably FREE, so at least she didnt buy them (!)
And that's my damn two cents. ;)

Remember when Britney was pregnant with SP and kept saying how sex was "crazy good"? I'm guessing this time around there's no sex at all...

Also remember when Britney and K-Fed got together and Shar would only let them have the older kid 'cause she didn't think Britney was responsible enough to mind the younger one? The woman is a psychic! Too bad she didn't tell Britney what a loser K-Fed is and how he would end up screwing her life. Or maybe she did tell, but Britney didn't listen. Nah, she probably didn't tell, because she wanted to get rid of K-Fed.

The manny is super cute. Got to love a man who wears a baby carrier. :)

Remember when Britney was pregnant with SP and kept saying how sex was "crazy good"? I'm guessing this time around there's no sex at all...

Also remember when Britney and K-Fed got together and Shar would only let them have the older kid 'cause she didn't think Britney was responsible enough to mind the younger one? The woman is a psychic! Too bad she didn't tell Britney what a loser K-Fed is and how he would end up screwing her life. Or maybe she did tell, but Britney didn't listen. Nah, she probably didn't tell, because she wanted to get rid of K-Fed.

The manny is super cute. Got to love a man who wears a baby carrier. :)

Whoops, sorry about the double post. :/

Good for her, now she needs to shut her fucking piehole and move to France or the UK.

buh bye.

PS: Louisiana is just as good, any place were she'll never be heard from again.

88

How about Namibia? ;)

meh, i'd hit that.

Don't Believe everything you read in the News of The World. It's Rupert Murdoch owned rubbish which makes up majority of its stories. It's proper white van stuff.

However, if it does turn out to be true, I bet Brit is glad she signed that Pre-Nup. Man, i hate K-fed.

PS Why does Sean Preston have such a droopy mouth in every picture i see of him?

Actually #61, I think you'll find the News of the World is one of the more reliable press sources. It usually leads with rock solid stories that they spend months and sometimes years researching until they're absolutely watertight. I don't know how stringent media law is in the US, but in the UK the press has to be very careful what it writes, or journalists and editors can be jailed, never mind fined and forced to pay compensation.

So I'd trust the NotW over pretty much any other publication, actually. Certainly more reputable than your Star or Enquirer.

Shows how much you know, eh?

She should lose that zero and get with a hero...and by "hero", I mean David 'The Body' Spade.

Did anyone notice she has a MAN NANNY??? lol

@92 - sadly because he's been dropped & punted around the block one too many times...that and his weighty pumpkin head has snapped his brain stem from the constant jerking of being in his unstable mother's arms.
"UNSTABLE" being the key word describing Britney......His mother needs to be baby-proofed! Sad....very sad.....

mama spears alwasy looks HOT! haha

-fro0ty
http://www.playpacman.net

I'm gay too. In case anyone was wondering,which i'm sure they weren't. Anyway, i'm just looking for attention and validation because i'm annoying and everyone hates me. Bad attention is better than no attention at all!

OUCH!!!!! how do you spell K-A-R-M-A???

Wasn't Shar Jackson pregnant with baby #2 when K-fed left her for Britney???

Oh yes...catastrophic karma on a GRAND scale....Ooooooopppssss it happened again....*dancing out...Britney style*

What the hell is up with all the people complaining that the site is no good anymore, and how some posters have managed to wreck it for everyone else. Do you really think your comments add anything to the entertainment value of this site? Or that your juvenile retort to this message will make any difference to my life? Get some perspective, this is a site about flakes in the entertainment industry, not the website forum comment-making industry.

K-Fed:mmm well christina Aguilera hmmm shes married no what about Rebbeca Romaijn no shes dating someone IVE GOT IT Jessica Simpson shes single lets see if i can get another two kids out of her before i hit on her sister...

Doesnt Brit look like a CRAZY person in those pics...

Do you think the child of two idiots is possibly a genius? Hence the message on SP's top "Mommy = blam drunk, SP = slam dunk" (if you check his pockets there's the number for child line).

Seriously, what does any of you being gay have to do with Over-Fed ordering extra mayo on her McChickenhead sandwich for breakfast?

(Other than you having framed season passes to her past concert series tucked under your pillows. Or the fact that you may be salivating at the prospect at pulling a Star Jones on her after she divorces Baby Einstein.)

She better watch it with those curlers, she's beginning to look like a migrant worker.

Neutron, some folks have been upset by a rash of lameness that reappears as a whimpering fag amongst other pseudonyms.

We're talking to lawyers to get NAMBLA to redo their application from 3 to 30 pages. That should keep the twerpy bitch busy for a while. Now that he's of age, he's excited with not being a bottom and preying on boys.

look, britney loves her sketchers. but that's because she doesn't have a prada backpack.

good for her, i say.

100

"Do you really think your comments add anything to the entertainment value of this site?"

For those of us, who read these comments on regular basis, yes. Most definitely yes! :)

"Or that your juvenile retort to this message will make any difference to my life?"

Nope. But then again, that's not my intention either.

Damn Brittney, another crumb snatcher on the on it's way...sheesh! How can someone gom the very from the very top to the very bottom such a in such a short period of time. My hat goes off to you Kevin...you're the smartest money makin man alive and you never even sweated a drop. If that aint pull I don't know what is!

I love how I've read several people thinking Kevin is gonna get half of her dough...it's called a prenup. Even though she didn't want to sign one at first, her mother and lawyers had to force her...cuz she's a moron.

Everyone is aware at what a retard she is...let's move on to someone whose lameness hasn't been quite as magnified as hers. We've been making fun of her for 8 years now, I think we can find someone better.

REVISED!!!
Damn Brittney, another crumb snatcher on it's way...sheesh!!! How can someone go from being on the very top to ending up at the very bottom in such a short period of time?!?!? My hat goes off to you K-Fed, you're the smartest money makin man alive and you never even had to sweat a drop for it. Donald Trump eat your heart out!

Besides SP, the person I feel most for in all of this is...

Shar Jackson. She had a family with Kevin and Brit-Brit comes in and destroys it.

All for a piece of ass.

Hey #1

You breathe in oxygen and pump out CARBON DIOXIDE. Biology 101. Dumb ass.

LOL I like how 75 just bitched about how lame this website is and then went on to post 2 comments about the story underneath. Yeah...we're the mentally retarded ones, eh? How about this...if you're going to write a comment to bitch about...well...nothing...just save it! Save it for someone who gives a shit, or who will at least agree with you.

#95 - When I heard about the man nanny, I laughed...for a second. Then I started comparing him to K-Fed and realized the following:

1) He's pretty cute, from the pictures I've seen.
2) He's reliable.
3) He knows how to look after her children properly.
4) He has a steady job.

As a result of this review, I say Britney should get it on with the nanny.

111
Good eye!

actually-you do pump out some oxygen when you breathe out. otherwise-CPR wouldn't work. think about it.
<3
lifeguard leah

now she can hang with Denise and her broken home too! Or she can give the child to Angelina and Brad.

@ 108

Half, some, who cares? The boy will make a handsome profit running in the millions that he will be able to spend on breakthrough melanin transplant therapy. Magnifying her lameness is the essence of this site. If I wanted to engage in only positive commentary, I'd go to the next Promise Keepers rally and pee off of the top balcony. Killjoy.

K-Fed....

YOU'RE SUCH A TOWEL!!
http://www.cafepress.com/pretendapparel.56181683

when u reckon we'll see the brangelina baby?

reckon mr neutron is the sf guy?

word on the street is brit is having twins!!

reckon thats true? or should i eat my sauce?......it's bbq!!! mmm mmm

twins?? oh great. they will have to share the brain cell.

I remember when the comments used to be funny, or at least mildly entertaining.

Fucking let the bananaturd alone already and this site will stop sucking so hard. School's out, so we'll be stuck with it for the rest of the summer undless you COMPLETELY IGNORE IT.

She looks like she just stepped out of the "double wide".

So that mean ignoring posts 199, 120, 121, and 122.

Short shorts make fat girls look fatter.

and those curlers make her face look fatter.

PRAISE THE LORD, NOW SHE JUST NEED'S TO HAVE THE KID, GET TO THE GYM, AND GET A NEW STYLIST.....SHE'LL BE BACK IN MEN'S BATHROOMS ACROSS THE NATIONS...IF IT'S TRUE, I AM PROUD OF HER...BETTER LATE THAN NEVER BRIT!

lighten up uncle leo.....hows jeffrey in parks?

HAHAHA manny! I like that. In other news, I guess this means we can expect to see her start to turn back into the hottie she once was?

I think Britney has given up on the idea that she was ever attractive in the slightest.

na shes still a pretty girl. I think she'll be watching wat she eats this pregnancy but,just incase theres a website designed purley to bag her for putting on the kilos.

K-Fed must have the most active sperm in the world. They have not been together that often, but damn that one swimmner just crawled right in and got the job done. There are so many couples who can't get pregnant, but these two it is like microwave popcorn. 10-1 says the Brit hooks up with the manny- he is there for her, changes diapers and is probably telling her how K-fed is a douchebag.

Nice curlers. She appears to be in her natural habitat, the back-woods.

prolly burying k-dead

Hey there Guuuur, kin you make me some Flap Jacks, Possum Grtis and neck bones?

Finally!
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

you know what would be fairly interesting?

If britney's second baby was actually manny's.

ahh. what joy.

#48 a bit too close for comfort

lol :))

#54
dont fuck with me bitch :)
it's not 666 for nothing you know :)

everytime I see her, a part of me dies

#93
lol :)

currently courting hillary
we have to take him out

She used to be hot - too bad for her, once she squeezes out another whelp, sex with her will be like fucking a pail of warm water...The Fedster will move on to a better tighter place...

Still, he's hot in a dirtbag sort of way...I'd do him just for fun...

she has a striking resemblence to my grandmother in this picture, but my grandmother's legs are nicer.

Wooo.....I can smell the stale Miller High Life and Marlboro Light smoke from here.

Damn Brit, you look like shit.

And about all the Sketchers comments. At least she's WEARING shoes....covering up those hideous hooves she calls feet.

The hills have eyes, Fatney, the hills have eyes...

Well look at that. Now that K-Fag's out of the picture the kid actually has his hat on straight. Way to go Brit.

I have to say, it would be great if after she dumped him she became hot and had a hit CD.

I would love to see them interviewing him while he's shacked up with some outta work stripper in a Motel 6 trying to sell his fingernails for rent money.

hi there
do let me know how that works out for you:)
lol bitch :))

oops, wrong thread...

14. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 22, 2006 02:00 PM

Okay, everyone, I've asked the admin to ban herbiefrog. He's really getting out of hand. Check out the long string of posts in the Elton John thread. Please ask them to ban him too.

I happen to love Britney Spears. her baby is adorable and screw you to everyone who is talking shit about the baby. That is just beyond wrong. The baby should not be slandered because you don't like Britney. And why is everyone always busting on the way she looks. Hello? She is a mom now. At least she's worrying about something that matters like her child and not how well her hair and make-up can look today. get a clue people.

im sorry but wtf, cant she fix her hair before leaving the house? she does still realize she is a celebrity and not some hoochie mama birthin babys having no time to take the curlers out of.... oh wait, nevermind lol

That kid looks like it has FAS with it's droopy mouth and unchanging facial expression (cool conductor hat though) Britney better watch it in the woods, if it's moose hunting season she's fucked.

That guy's nuts must be HUGE. He needs a Baby Bjorn for his balls!

I will only find him hot if he's got that thick, cute southern accent that Papa has.

that little kid is SOOOOOO cute. baby smiles do turn down at that age. normal. daniel webster hasnt invented a word to describe k-fed. can anyone come up with a "new" word that describes the hatred, disgust and scumbag he is? and brit - you move on and move on solo. no rebounders to gt into the same predicment. time out and off. concentrate on you.

any to all who are funny - i love your stuff

i hope she gets married to mr. mustachio.
hes waaaay better than k-fed and a bonus is that he can catch falling babies easily.
it'll so work.

I would leave k-fed for the manny too

Britney loves the attention, so I don't feel bad that her privacy is gone. She's a talentless media whore. If she wanted to be left alone, she would find a way. K-Sped didn't ruin her, her lack of willpower and spoiled lifestyle did.

#151

you said...

>she does still realize [sic]
[that] she is a celebrity

...only in your head babe :)
...enjoy

...ok, so you're ignorant
...you just like celebs
...catching all the gossip
...all the goss... :))

well f*uck all of you
some of us haven't quite
dropped off yet...

a post you should each have written...

ok, so you're the president.
you started a war and it's going terribly and the country in which the war was started, iraq, is on the verge of civil war.
you've created a huge deficit.
iran is threatening to disrupt the oil flow out of the middle east.
your own party is mired in indictments and in-fighting.
you have disastrously low poll numbers.
gas prices are at an all time high.
in other words, your presidency is a disaster.
so what do you do?

...see the rest on...

http://www.moby.com/node/7428

thanks babe :)

#157

...actually
...it was
...her
...arrogance

she
forgot
who
she
is

So that ugly baby is wearing a shirt that says slam dunk with a big circle on the front? Like father like son.

#161
i'm sorry ?

did you take a look at the mother :)

we already proved
anyone can get in
her pants...

no slam dunk required

jus prrrrfect :)

Does the poor chld not own a white bra?

This is probably how the brillant idea popped into Britney's head: She sitting on the couch eating Cheetos, when all of a sudden K-Fed calls telling her that he can't make it to Chuck-e-Cheese tonight because he's got a jam session with his "homies". Then he asks for $200. Brit is sitting on the couch, mouth full of Cheetos. With orange crusty Cheeto-licious fingers, Brit's reaction is somewhat like this (in a mouth full hillbilly accent):

Britney: "Oh mah Gah, y'all, what am Ah gonna do?! Mah husband is a JERK, and Ah need a MAN! Ah know! I'll deeevorce his ass! BAHAHA!!!" (Then goes back to eating Cheetos)

The girl is a retard, plain and simple. The schmook she married is a double retard no doubt from inbreeding [ever see that XFiles episode of the hillbilly family with the deformities and Mama under the bed, minus her limbs and some sort of cleft palate looking going on?]. The poor kids are doomed.

Yet a bright spot appears. The "Manny" in the photos is a hot guy and if she's smart, she'll marry that guy instead and stop appearing in public wearing CURLERS [guess well paid celebrities can't afford a curling iron or hot curler set?] like some two bit piece of hill-billy redneck shit.

The Manny will probably prevent the poor baby's death by dropping/scalding/parking an SUV upon/forgetting and putting into oven with turkey/etc./etc.

The girl is a retard, plain and simple. The schmook she married is a double retard no doubt from inbreeding [ever see that XFiles episode of the hillbilly family with the deformities and Mama under the bed, minus her limbs and some sort of cleft palate looking going on?]. The poor kids are doomed.

Yet a bright spot appears. The "Manny" in the photos is a hot guy and if she's smart, she'll marry that guy instead and stop appearing in public wearing CURLERS [guess well paid celebrities can't afford a curling iron or hot curler set?] like some two bit piece of hill-billy redneck shit.

The Manny will probably prevent the poor baby's death by dropping/scalding/parking an SUV upon/forgetting and putting into oven with turkey/etc./etc.

Jeremy1Esq STFU you ignorant piece of trash. That baby is ugly and anyone who calls a baby ugly is nothing but a gutless coward and asshole at that who needs to be slapped across the face.

You can sit here and hide behind a computer but when it comes to actually saying it to Kevins or Brits face you will not say a word because you will have your teeth down your throat.

People need to STFU and leave the poor girl alone. No way in hell is DCF going to take her child, my aunt works for them and she said the only thing she has done is drive with her baby which you get let off with a warning the first time it happens. You people are not qualified to say who needs their child taken away , my aunt is and she says Britney is not a bad mother.

Look at the girl, she is trying her best, she is basically a single mother. WTF do you ever see Kevin with the baby, NEVER

She is NOT FAT she is pregnant, Is everyone that stupid they do not know that when your pregnant you get big?

So what she may get a divorce, is that any of your business, NO. She is not losing much because they have not been married long and Kevin is just a lazy piece of white trash who has done nothing but lie since day one to Britney.

I think that Britney just felt so alone for such a long time after Justin that she just picked up the first dude she saw and unfourtenly it was Trashy ass Kevin.

So what she is wearing sketchers, I fucking have sketchers and know many people who have them. What is it because she is rich she does not have the right to buy shoes at a low price?

Nice post!

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So, Chrissy87...how long has it been since you got knocked up?

Dumblina looks more and more gross in every new photo posted. She has lowered herself to be photographed with curlers in her head ghetto as hell.

Dumblina is not divorcing K-Fed he's gonna be rich and famous rapper.

What a trailor trash pig that doesn't know what to spend her money on. Invest in a stroller dumblina! Your a fat pig that cannot hold a your weight and SP fat ass at the same time lay off the cheewizz.

what do u people expect from britney?? shes pregnant... do u want her 2 wear stilettos & a dress that she could barely breathe in during a walk with her baby??? dont make fun of her clothes!!! what would u wear?? im glad shes divorcin kevin. hes a gangsta who probably married brit 4 her money & only her money! 2 ning_ning, get off her back honey... shes a normal person 2!!! if she wants 2 wear head curlers & NORMAL clothes she should!!!! she is not a pig... & whats this about "holding" her weight??? she just had a baby!!! u just dont bounce back 2 sexy after u had a baby!!!

just wondering, in this age of moder medical miracles, such as BIRTH CONTROL, she let herself get knocked up not just once but twice by this loser...come on, Britney,you can even get them for free at the health department!

who gets the double wide???????????

Definitely wins the award for the most stupid mother ever. See the one where she nearly dropped the poor kid?

Another baby? She looks awful! I kinda feel bad for her, but not really.
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