Jun 12 2006Britney Spears lies to Matt Lauer

Its one thing to make a mistake once, but to nearly drop your kid in public, have them fall on their head, not be put into a car seat properly, it starts getting a little sad

Yeah, 'cuz if Papa Shitney did it, then it MUST be okay. It's called the LAW, idiot.

And I never dropped my kid, even when he would unexpectedly throw himself backwards when he was having a fit.

I know quite a number of "country" people who *aren't* blithering idiots. I imagine they'll be really happy about Britney's lame excuse.

Oh yeah, and does "we're country" automatically make you inept at being a parent? Seems to be the case.

I really detest her.

I bet it took a long time for others to do the Star Trek hand sign. Sean P. seems to have it down at a young age, pretty amazing for a Spear/Federline..........

What happened to her excuse about the paparazzi following her? Why didn't she bring up that excuse instead? Doiiii

i'm pretty sure jesse james said it best -"choppers for life!"

"We're country". Does that also mean Daddy had his pants around his ankle while she was driving on his lap.

When she went to grade school, the driver used to sit her on his lap and let her drive the special bus, too. That was last year.

There are way worse parents than her. I'm in no way defending her, but seriously, can't we keep attacking her clothing, hair and choice in husbands? Even the best mothers make mistakes.

The look on young Sean Preston's face makes me think he's the freakin' Anti-Christ! Creepy!

Sean Preston is the REAL omen. He is stealing the photog's soul with the use of the anchient hand sign curse of baphomet. Look at the glare on that kids face, I got the chills......

SP: why are you just standing there taking bloody pictures?!? Get me away from this maniac!!!

I have a picture of my 2 year old son, riding the Dumbo ride, and giving the finger. Seriously.

All this Britney crap is getting boring... i'm yawning

Wow, she manages to slur a whole host a people with a wave of ehr hand and a couple of comments......

Even if thats the case, most folks didnt have their kids on interstates on their lap and tehir cars didnt have airbags dumbass.....

S.P. is pissed off because CPS hasn't taken him away yet.

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Because you can't separate Britney's parenting skills from who she is as a person, and what it says about her. And yes, the best mothers make mistakes, but Brit's had more than her fair share, and the baby isn't even a year old.

((And I never dropped my kid, even when he would unexpectedly throw himself backwards when he was having a fit.))

She didn't drop her kid either. *rolls eyes* I'm not one to defend any kind of bad parenting, but what we have here is people taking a bunch of NORMAL parenting stuff and blowing it WAY out of proportion because she has a ton of photographers dogging her every step.

Who hasn't seen their child all crooked in a car seat while driving? Come on. That baby is huge. When my son was 8 months old, he was too tall to be in a backward facing carseat.

Enough with the Britney bashing. Not only is it hard enough being a first time mom without the press hounding you, it's getting old.

PS: Before anyone goes to jump on it, the 'front facing' carseat thing isn't the LAW. It's reccommended. Check it out.

Was this already on? I saw the commercial for it on Saturday's Dateline, but it didn't sat when it was coming on. Damn, I really wanted to see this, IMO, there is NO ezcuse for her terrible parenting. It doesn't make sense that people need a license to fish, drive, own a gun, etc, but any asshole can breed. And Brit Brit is definitely any asshole. I truly fear for that child, if it doesn't end up dead or retarded, it will end up a lowlife pile of white trash like it's momma or poppa. Ugh. Poor ugly baby. And Brit Brit gets NO sympathy from me.

Little Sean Preston is looking quite devious in that photo, actually. Then again, it could just be him showing how pissed he is that he lost the good parent lottery.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Yeah, daddy let you ride on his lap. That was before an air bag could decapitate you. Instead, you'd get squished to a pulp between your dad's fat ass and the steering wheel.

>Either Britney Spears is a lying whore or her dad has somehow topped her as the worst parent in America.<

Couldn't both be true?

Is this the coob?

http://www.myspace.com/iambananas

If it is, it sure explains a lot.

17 ((And yes, the best mothers make mistakes, but Brit's had more than her fair share, and the baby isn't even a year old.))

No, you just know all about them because of the photographers and reporters. Otherwise, who'd care? No one takes photos of all the babies asleep in carseats, or of every mother that stumbles, or every baby that falls. Come on, you're telling me that no baby ever... say, fell off a bed? A couch?

My first child climbed out of a grocery cart at nine months. Damn monkey.

#8 Bahahahah that's the best!
The look on that kids face says it all..he looks so pissed!!

I think she is getting ready to breast feed and the kid is giving the "peace" sign with a "don't hate me cause I'm about to suck on mommy's tits" look.

@18-

I'm sure the Britney fan club would be THRILLED to have you as a member. And YES, she IS a bad parent, it's all documented. Yes, a lot of first time moms do make mistakes, but I'm sure they actually LEARN from them and don't keep on making them over and over, and then get on national TV and make a million excuses for their bad parenting. I think most of us would respect her more if she just admitted that she isn't perfect, but she is doing the best she can, and she is learning how to d the right thing. But she's gotta blame everyone else for her stupidity, and THAT is what pisses me (and probably most other people)off. It's NOT the paparazzi's fault that you are a shitty mother, it is YOURS. And she has nannies, maids and the like to watch this kid, which is way more than normal people have, so she really has no excuse. And that is one UGLY kid.

``We're country'' is really Southern hospitality for ``We're stinkin White Trash. Please send the doctor because lil Ilene picked up ringworm from swimmin in the mudhole again.''

"Look, May-ut, my day-ud would let me drive like thay-ut when he wuz drunk. I was drunk thay-ut day and thay-ut was the responsible thang to do. You know what I mean, ya'll? Ever-body should be pro-love."

#8 - How else can you get to the stick-shifter?

Would it be fair to say her father's car didn't have an airbag in those days? Just asking....

Will any of the Britney apologists justify the real dangerous issue, which is that she put her infant son on her lap while driving? Yeah, maybe almost dropping a kid is par for the course, but I want to see you folks defend THAT.

@23-

And it has the nerve to talk about others being ugly? What a fatass! It looks like the kind of bitch that would get off by being a troll. And it definitely looks like an attention whore. An attention whore with no friends. Now I actually pity it, being so ugly and all.

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Yeah, Britney hasn't dropped him, because someone else was there to catch him. Pff. And I pulled over to straighten up my slumping, sleeping baby, then got those little things you stick on the straps to keep his head from lolling over. She has no excuse.

Britney, is that you?

It is a really dumb thing to justify a dumb thing by citing a dumb thing your parents did that you've decided, in your dumbness, to emulate.

There's never a good reason for driving a car with a baby on your lap and there's never a good reason for not having a child sitting properly in a car seat, or in not having the car seat installed properly in the car.

Oh, and I don't think it can get away with calling the former Feed_Me "Mexican trash" any more, since it seems to be of a Latino descent itself. Maybe we should call INS on its ass?

like omg she said she DID IT WITH HER DAD lololololol

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Darn, I'm at work and myspace is blocked. I want to see.

But I think it has multiple myspace accounts set up for its multiple personalities. It's only fair.

Driving with him on her lap was retarded, I'll give you that, but it's getting old. She tripped while carrying him...um...ok?? Lock her up.

#30 - Probably not, but it did have a whore-bag. Much softer landing.

If you guys think SP looks evil you need to check out this baby. BEWARE!!!

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1346.htm

Okay, she's a bad mom.

1.) Driving with the baby on her lap... ITS JUST NOT SAFE (then lying about it).
2.) Not putting a hat on the baby in the summer beach.
3.) Dropping the baby from the high chair.
4.) Almost dropping the baby(and appearing drunk)

When will CPS take this baby away? Do we have to wait until there is a fatal accident she causes? And there's another one coming!

i agree 42. take away time and resources from getting children who are molested and beaten out of their homes and take this kid. i mean, why should britney take care of her kid when my tax dollars can do it?

"You know.. I'm not a bad mom for anally raping my child with a baseball bat. I mean, when I was a kid, my dad anally raped ME with a baseball bat and stuff. We're country and all. So I know I'm a good mom."

PS Are we sure that baby's name isn't ROSWELL (based on the size of his unusually huge noggin and the absence of any palpable nose)?

#23
ok, what's that myspace profile?? First of all it's set to "private" secondly it seems to be a (asian?) 14 yr old girl from Texas... explain?!

Britney is a great Mom, who sings great, timeless classics. She is married to an equally great man who rapping acumen and street cred are unparalled in the history of the genre. And I have an 28" cock that I use to slap strippers silly.

She didn't get the Hollywood mom manual. She's totally fucking up because she's daring to raise the kid by herself. She needs to hire a team like every other star out there and spend one day a week with the kid.

I used to love watching that Meet the Barkers show when the mom would ask the nanny every morning if her baby woke up during the night. I don't care how effing rich you are. Raise your damn kids.

'We're country' is how Louisiana folks say, 'we're white trash, so we're licensed to do whatever the hell we want because it's God will'. I hope she doesn't have them snake hunting with Pa and beatin' up nayggers by the time they're 12 like a lot of the more 'country' individuals I know in Louisiana.

Every time I hear about K-Fed being kept in the basement, I think of the Gimp from "Pulp Fiction," and what a great Quentin Tarantino film this whole thing would make.

Hopefully all of you award winning folks are typing up your hate for Brit (when you could be hating Matt Lauer) with your children gathered around you safely strapped into all manner of harneses and your loving spouses sitting beside you.

HAHAHA!! That's the funniest thing I've said in like 5 minutes.

#51 I'll have you know the "Best in Show" awards I've won for my cock are not something I would discuss in front of my children.

If that's true, then that really sucks. For you.

That's not aimed at you, Doc.

DAMIEN!

I've won many awards for child safety because I always use protection.

Hm, now that I think of it her hair is probably made of toxic materials. keep the kid away from her head.

My dad did the same thing, but I was probably 8 or 9 years old, and he did about 120 mph. Maybe because he was too cheap to take us to Six Flags. He also used to beat my ass with a belt when I f'ed up, and we all rode around loose in the back of a pickup truck.

We also used to play with firecrackers in elementary school and have roman candle fights when we got older. I can't count the number of times I climbed to the top of a tree or built a makeshift ladder and climbed up on top of our garage when I was young.

You know why? Cuz nobody gave a shit, and everyone still believed in natural selection. I spent most of my childhood with zero supervision. As long as I was home by dark, that's all anybody cared about.

I'll supervise my kids, thank you, because enough stuff happens by accident without trying to provoke it. By her logic, if her father molested and beat her with a garden hose, she should too, because she's country.

I wasn't aware country was interchangeable with stupid. Fine, maybe I suspected it, but it's still no excuse.

Then again, maybe SPF is the designated driver.

For the record, being from Louisiana and "country" does not make someone white trash. The fact that she whores herself out for money, is married to a sorry sack of shit, and isn't trying to do anything to correct these problems is what makes her white trash.

59 - As a representative of the state of Louisiana, I must decree that being from Louisiana and calling yourself 'country' places you in the upper percentile in likelihood of being white trash. The other percentage is black trash.

Also - to add to the interesting news today are the first pictures of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline together again which is conveniently after this interview with Matt Lauer where she claimed her marriage was doing excellent

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/06/12/britney-spears-allows-kevin-federline-near-his-child/

Is it just me or does it look like Kevin hasn't showered in days and wishes he were as dirty as he was before the make over?

Anyone ever notice that Britney's got an awfully piggy profile?

"Baa-Ram-Ewe, Baa-Ram Ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Baa-Ram-Ewe!"

I am also a representative of the state of Louisiana (northern aka country) but I have a college degree, well paying job, and a nice home. I am considered country because this home sits on 220 acres of farm land. That is used to raise cattle and show horses.

When someone is referred to as country here it means that they also live on some type of farm land and actually contribute to the agriculture industry.

As stated above there is a difference between being 'country' and being trash (of any color).

#58 ha ha, I am reading your post and thinking you are probably about my age, as I did all the same things you are discussing. Those were the days, as they say. It's amazing the things that are verboten these days that were common practice when we were kids. And now I live in a foreign country where the same safety practices in the US are not common. Every single day I see children riding on motor scooters with their parents, without helmets -- children probably 2 or 3 years old. It is shocking to me, but there is nothing out of the ordinary about it here. It is interesting to me, since they are living like we did 20 or 30 years ago -- not sure which ones of us have the right idea. Sometimes I think we overdo it in the US with our overprotectiveness, but when you see an infant riding between his two parents on a motorcycle and sidecar you think maybe we have the right idea. Got to be some kind of happy medium? I do think Americans seem to forget that when we were kids in the '60s and '70s and probably even early '80s, there was no such thing as car seats. And when daddy said, "Hold this," he was lighting a firecracker. (THANK GOD). But hey, I must be "country."

Whoa, sorry you guys, I just realized it sounded like I was defending Britney and that was totally not my intent!

Live long and prosper...
Manny probably taught SP the Trekkie sign as some sort of good luck mantra. Doesn't seem to be working though. Britney's still his mom and K-Fed is still daddy. (This week at least.)

Britney was 15 when her daddy let her sit on his lap while driving - and by driving, she really meant fucking daddy in the car while he was driving to the liquor store. At least he tapped that ass before it got fat, ugly and Federlined.

@51-

Why would we hate Matt Lauer? HE at least seems to have some class, unlike Shitney Britney. And there IS a difference between being overprotective and being a total fucktard who drives around with your kid on your lap, almost drops it because you're wearing too long jeans that get tangled in your 4 inch platform sandals, or puts it incorrectly in its car seat because you're too lazy and stupid to follow the simple directions written RIGHT ON the damn thing. And just because people did it years ago doesn't make it right. They burned people at the stake years ago because of their religious beliefs, is that still acceptable today? We evolve and learn as a race, and child safety is one area where we have improved. Anyone who is dumb enough to do what she does, and repeatedly, deserves to have their kid taken away. But like I said earlier, the worst thing is that she absolutely REFUSES to take any responsibility for her actions, she just blames it on the paparazzi, or the nanny, or whatever. She is a shitty parent, yes, people DO make mistakes, but she has made SO many in such a short period of time, and she refuses to admit it.

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I understand your point, but as has been pointed, cars didn't have airbags back then, people drive way faster, and there are loads more aggro drivers, so I think it would be more dangerous doing that today than it would have been when you (or I) were kids.

#64 Probably so. I remember my mom driving, and my dad putting me in charge of getting him another beer from the cooler. Way before open container. And jousting with trash can lids and tree branches on bikes. Way before helmet laws. Which sucked for the neighbor who'd been picking on my brother, because I jammed my branch in his front spokes and watched him do a faceplant on the asphalt.

63 - I live in Monroe. Ha ha! You white trash slut!

#18 hi guys :)

@43-

So just because she's rich, that makes her able to care for a child? I would rather have my tax dollars pay for CPS to take this kid and place it in a home where it might actually have the chance to be a normal child, instead of a scumbag like its father, or a white trash harlot like its mother, or a spoiled little rich twat like Parasite Hilton or Brandon Davis. I wouldn't be surprised if she kept it and raised it to see it in jail in 20 years. So, basically, our tax dollars are going to end up paying for it one way or another, if we do it now, it just *might* have a chance for a useful, productive life, but if we do it later, I guarantee it will be too late.

http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/june/12/article/brit-and-kevin-together-1/

Yeah, she's made some mistakes. Who hasn't? But Jeez, leave her alone! If I was being harassed by idiots with cameras I'd probably get flustered and make mistakes too in the process of trying to escape from the assholes. And as for the look on Sean Preston's face - well, he's looking toward the photographer and that's a "fuck you" look if I ever saw one.

Britney spears will become the news Paris Hilton... star with the unemployment which pays very well !!

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@69 (ha ha, 69) yes but you know there are totally not any air bags on a motor scooter and damn those kids seem to do OK. Oh and isn't an air bag better than a steering wheel or a dashboard? I'm just sayin...

Totally relating to the "riding in the back of a pickup truck" thing from the previous post. That was considered primo recreation when I was a kid. And there sure ain't any airbags back there. My brain damage is minimal. I can still spell at least, and know the difference between your and you're; and its and it's. That is my post-pickup claim to fame.

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Ha! Knowing when to use "its" and "it's", etc. is something that a certain "highly intelligent, educated, and generally better than everyone else" tree-monikered poster on here can claim.

*can't claim*

#61, you need to warn us the next time you put a link of Kevin looking like that on here...I almost shit myself because he scared me so bad.

Other observations:

Britney has a stroller finally (but the boy is still being carried)

That baby doesn't seem to be growing (he's looked the same in every picture the last 6 months or so)

There are two certain people who have posted on here, and alas, they are not screaming and fighting with eachother...we have made some progess.

Sidenote: I might need the two of you in the battlefield, if you run out of ammo, you can just scratch out the eyes of the Iraqi's.

Anyone see the latest pics of Brit? She's finally pushing a stroller!! You go girl!

#61
Is Kevin prairie-doggin' it or something?

I used to sit on my Dad's lap and "drive" when I was a kid, too. Of course, the car was parked on our driveway at the time.

#76
Digypoke, juste si vous savez, votre anglais ne fait pas de sens. Ceci ne fait pas probablement de sens ou, puisque j'utilise un traducteur de langage. Donc ceci pourrait être futile. Je n'essaie pas d'être des moyens, mais juste si vous savez.

Pardon?

And no, I can't speak French.

I was just letting Digypoke know that the posting with the help of a language translator isn't working.

I just threw that in there to be funny, but after it posted, it wasn't funny anymore...

@75-

She gets NO sympathy from me. She spent her whole life desperately seeking fame, and now that she's got it, it's too hard for her? Tough tit. She's got millions of dollars to make it all better, and she KNOWS that the paparazzi is going to stalk her, so if she was smart, she'd leave the kid home instead of dragging it all over hell and back and putting it in a potentially "dangerous" situation. She just wants to blame someone else for her failure as a parent. The paparazzi aren't going to kill your father and rape your mother, they just want pictures. Hell, they have to make a living just like the rest of us, and leeching off the biggest no talent famewhore leech of them all is a-ok with me. She's just a stupid trailer park skank who fucked up majorly 3 times: first by marrying K-Fed, then by having this mongoloid kid, and lastly by getting pregnant AGAIN with ANOTHER kid she will drag around like a fashion accessory. They need to take that kid away, along with the new one as soon as it's born, and then spay her and castrate K-Fed. Then dump them both on a deserted island and let them fight to the death, and film it. That would more than make up for her useless life and her 2 little accidents.

#47 ok

ish...

I want to have sex with Britney Spears and in place of a penis within the intercourse there will be a big Boudin sausage. Then I will put it on a cracker and make her eat it while I massage her bunions. Just thought ya'll would like to know.

#50
loved it uma :)

"We're country." No shit, Brit. As if going barefoot to a public restroom, marrying the wigger king K-Fag, and addiction to Frito-Lay products didn't tip us off. And for the third time - has anyone ever seen that kid smile? His cherubic face is nothing more than a bowl of discontent. I bet she doesn't change his diapers but once a day.

71 - Wow, you aren't far from me; I am from Ruston. I don't mind you calling me a slut, but the white trash just goes to far. LOL

#61 - I don't know what you're talking about. Kev-kev looks like the epitome of happiness in those photos.

#79
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Well, in a couple of years she can do a cover of I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool.

And then the guy will tell her to shut the hell up and get on with the handjob, he isn't paying her to sing.

Is Sean Preston flashing a gang sign in that photo?

who doesn't lie to matt lauer?

94 - Hey I really think we should get together and see Missy Elliott at Gramling this weekend. I
m a white trash slut too and you know how us white trash sluts love us some black manaconda!

100 - Sorry, I am a Rabb's person myself. This white trash slut doesn't get down in Grambling.

84

I could read that! Go me.

101 - That's kewl. We can always drink Coors Light and float around on the bayou on a raft and flash boys and junk. Whatev! ;)

103 - make it crown-n-coke and I am there!

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just one more
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life is suypposed
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[are we nearly there yet?]

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Matt Lauer is glib

I can't stand her. She just goes on and on and on with her excuses about why she does what she does. I agree with everyone who said that she just doesn't learn from her mistakes. As for the asshole who commented about the forward-facing carseat being 'recommended' and not 'the law' and therefore, 'okay', well, that's just 'stupid'. There are LOTS of things in life that are not against the law but we don't do them anyway. Shit, her mom raised two kids... well, sorta... and for a long time was one of the only people allowed near the baby, and you mean to tell me that her mom couldn't help her out here?

FUCK. I'm from Louisiana. I really resent the implication that we're all like that just because she is; you know most people read it that way. There are a lot of LA people here who are smart, funny, have commom sense, and don't act like white trash. She gives us all a bad name.

Now, if you two northern Louisiana bitches ever make it down to Lake New Orleans, lemme know. We can go tubing through the ninth ward.

People of Louisiana;

Kill her now, before the stereotype, "bout ya'll" gets any worse. Tell the Feds a hurricane did it, they'll even through some cash your way.

LickyLicky, you are so right, gurl. Not all us Louisiana peoples are dumb or sexy as Britney. Plenty us went to scool at some time and most of us relly do know how to read. And we don't all eat crawfish and dance to zydeco music and get drunk on hurricanes (I mean the drinkin kind not the fancy air and wind naygger-killin kind. So yall ned to quit stereatypin everybody and remembner that Louisiana girls give the best oral.

Being from Louisiana I don't know which LA born celeb I hate more: Britney Spears, Ali Landry, or Ellen DeGeneres. I promise that there is more to Louisiana than this white trash, and please don't judge us b/c of their actions. I personally am disgusted of all of them.

Geaux Tigers!!!

I never realized how many people on here were from Lu-z-ana. I feel like one big family (degenerates, sluts, and whores) Yep! It's family alright.

What cajuns lack in class we make up for in sluts. Who wins now, Yankee fags?!

Country eh Brit? well I live among the Amish (don't ask) and even THEY know how to wear shoes in public bathrooms, install a car seat properly and not drop thier fucking kids instead of thier drink (of milk). Country's no excuse for stupidity.

Live long and prosper SPF you freaky little bastard.

What do you say at a fine dining establishment in Luziana? Pass the spam.

No seriously, I loved LA. Some backwoods shit going on there, and I got lost in it, but I ate some of the best food in the world there as well. Grew up with a cajun too. Good guy to have backing you up.

Lousiana's got their fair share of black sheep and ne'er-do-wells, just like the rest of the south, but at least they're not Arkansas. Nobody can ever take that away.

Besides, it doesn't pay to screw with people who can feed you to gators or a 500lb. snapping turtle.

way to represent the south britney. next thing you know she'll be giving sean preston whiskey out of the bottle because her daddy gave it to her... in many ways.
shout out to mark massie..

Oh yeah, that's another childhood memory. Whiskey, honey and lemon for my throat when I was sick. Also used for teething.

@51 - there's no hate for Matt Lauer....we were about to join the "Free Matt" campaign just before we found out that Katie was leaving for sure.
Katie is a legend in her own mind--she needs to go to CBS and follow in the foot steps of Bryant Gumbel...go to the light Katie...go to the light....
Now, after 15 years, we are finally able to watch the Today show again....

OK, let's be clear. There's New Orleans...and then there's the rest of Louisiana. It's a fact. I lived right near there (Southern native) and spent a lot of time in N.O. growing up. New Orleans is worldly, interesting, and moderately cultural (though it's been overly commerciallized). Most of the rest of Louisiana is the exact same shit as rural AL, MS, and TX. I can honestly say, after spending the first 25 yrs of my life down in the S.E., that the world (and esp the USA) would be a much better place if the next hurricane took out all four of those states and everyone in it. ..Oh, and you can throw in GA, too, except for Hotlanta. (Well, that shoulda pissed off everyone good and proper)

PS I love you long time TsarinaAmanda

Losing your footing and falling while holding your kid (unless you're shnockered), that's one thing. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because when I was a baby, my mother was holding me and tripped on a flight of stairs. Otherwise, she was a saint.

But letting your baby sit on your lap while driving? Grade A Idiot.

Being "country" doesn't trump being a "law-abiding citizen". I might start doing stupid stuff and pass it off as being "middle-class".

Her dad's a coke head! (Before Lohan's Dad was in the papers it was her father who was screwing girls and doing blow at all hours of the night) WTF does he know?

Hey, Holly, Tangi isn't bad. Moving there as`soon as I have more than sheetrock and dirt in my new house.

I agree, for the most part. What with the news that NO is lower than we thought, is sinking faster than we thought, and is obviously dumber than we thought, I say, "Thanks for the memories and goodbye", but that's just me.

You should find this funny if you live(d) anywhere near 'da parish':

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=47296358

Britney ... yeaks.. Ugly and stupid :P

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Sean Preston looks like he is getting EXTREMELY tired of being dragged all over hell and back. Let him drive his own golf cart, Brit-Brit.

I guess you guys haven't heard but Monroe, LA, is a bustling metropolis full of diverse cultural stimulation and a deep affection for the arts and higher learning. I mean, we have a Chili's right next to the mall. Chili's!
I lied. It's a Bennigan's.

Kudos on finally bringing up the fact that SP looks like Damien. That's one odd looking kid. He looks like he's squirreling Cheetos away in his cheeks to have something to eat during the quick, inmminent slide into poverty and obscurity.

If I was stuck with a whore of a mother like Britney Spears and a crackphine loser like Kevin Federline for parents...I would wish death upon the world too. Atleast, from what I get of his face on the picture, Sean Preston's real father (Satan) is a better father than that reject Kevin Federline. Oh, and whoever the fuck would reproduce with that waste of space should have their head on a damn stick.

What does that mean, "we're country??" It sounds demeaning. As if people who do live in the country don't follow laws or make proper judgment.

angel, oshkosh, you two scoobalificous bitches! i'm right outside of ruston...a whole 15 minutes ay-way. which is not the point.

if she really wants the world to believe she's "just country," she needs to start dipping, pouf her bangs (you all know what i'm talking about...), trade in all her "city" cars for a rust-bucket f-150, and fuck a donkey. in her barn. right before she fucks 6 of her cousins, b/c everyone knows, donkeys hate sloppy seconds.

I'm from Louisiana, and my Daddy let me sit on his lap and hold the steering wheel at a very young age. As for her tripping with the baby, and him falling out his high chair--accidents happen to everyone. Britney Spears's little mishaps are just heavily documented because of her popularity.It is unfair to call her a bad parent just because everyone knows every time her kid goes to the ER. I had plenty trips, and I sat on my dad's lap and no child welfare officials came to my house. Leave the girl alone about her parenting skills.

holy crap - where to begin? That "We're Country" thing is the best. SO, since the 70's no updates have been sent to "country" people. So sad, I grew up with a drunk grandpa who would let me steer while he needed to take a quick run to the liquor store while babysitting me. I will give him this credit - at least I was driving sober. I think that's what Britney really means - she was drunk, SPF was sober, so he was steering! She is rancid white trash.

OK well I guess that being "country" makes you ABOVE THE LAW. PCH and a kid on your lap. Yep that is so wise. Take the O,R,Y out of country and that is what she is. A stupid one at that.

The interview revealed one very important aspect regarding Britney: She has no clue on what kind of public image she has right now. That is what living behind a wall will cause.
She says she has been labeled as a bad mother by the media, however, can anyone think of another celebrity that was accused of bad parenting and was visited by social services? I can't.
Britney blew off the question about her child falling from his high chair as if it wasn't a big deal and as if the doctor blew it out of context...THE DOCTOR PROBABLY QUESTIONED THE FACT THAT IT HAD HAPPENED A WEEK EARLIER AND THE BABY CLEARLY HAD A CONCUSSION. Any one of us would have had CPS called on us...why not her? Should we just assume she knows what she is doing and taking care of her baby?
I feel so sorry for the spawn of those two...good thing she is rich, those kids will need alot of therapy. She needs another baby like she needs cancer.

Bluebella,
As a mother, you don't take the baby to the ER A FULL WEEK after a major fall when they are only 5 months old. Do you know how high a high-chair is? It's almost 3 times their height...so if you were 5'0 and fell 15 feet and landed on your head...would you go to the ER? Probably so. Britney is being CORRECTLY attacked. She may be from Louisiana, but she isn't in a bubble...she treated it as if she didn't know any better. Laws have changed since she was a child and the law says babies go in a car seat. I LOVE MY CHILD and there is no way I would drive around the block without my daughter being in a car seat...evidently she doesn't care about hers.

Where is a publicist for this poor girl?? She needs to get a hold of herself, she has enough money to find privacy somewhere..please. And if she has any concern about looking like redneck trash, she should start by at least spitting out her gum for an interview....classy.

To all you foolish people.
You guys are pathetic first of all! All you people bashing britney and saying the things that you say about her are just sickening!
I am not the BIGGEST fan of her, her music is OK but geesh give the lady a break people! I am a first time mother of a beautiful baby girl who is only a month behind her son and let me tell you the accusations you guys are saying about her are just sickening! How dare you people say that she is an "unfit mom" and that her baby should be "taken away!" How would you feel if someone ever said that about you! Horrible i assume! Would you say that to one of your friends who this is happening to? NO you would bite your tongue!
Anyone that has kids here, dont you hate it when you mother or Mother in-law says YOU ARE DOING THAT WRONG! and tells you what to do! wel that is exactally what you guys are doing about her! you dont know her, you dont know what goes in IN her house, all you know is stupid pictures the magazines take TRYING to make her look bad cuz pathtic people like you beleive every word you read!
1. It is recommended that you keep you child in a rear facing car seat UNTIL he/she is 1 or 20lbs! and let me tell you, when my daughter was his age at that pic she was 21 lbs! and able to sit in a front facing car seat!!!
2. Whoever said that babies dont hold their heads up at 5 months must have a SLOW BABY! because my baby was almost sitting up all by herself at 5 months!!!
3. When that pathetic picture was taking of her "almost dropping" her baby. I AM SURE EVERYONE HAS DONE THAT!!!! i know my daughter loves to look at my toes when she is on my hip and squirms around making it look like shes falling!
leave this poor lady alone! imagine this was you! let her live her life in PEACE!!!!
Doesnt everyone always say, DONT JUDGE, dont judge people etc. well dont judge her just by some dumb pictures! and who cares what she does, where she is, who she is SEEN with!
LEAVE THE LADY ALONE PEOPLE!!!! thats all! put your own life in a microscope and see what you are doing wrong!

To all you foolish people.
You guys are pathetic first of all! All you people bashing britney and saying the things that you say about her are just sickening!
I am not the BIGGEST fan of her, her music is OK but geesh give the lady a break people! I am a first time mother of a beautiful baby girl who is only a month behind her son and let me tell you the accusations you guys are saying about her are just sickening! How dare you people say that she is an "unfit mom" and that her baby should be "taken away!" How would you feel if someone ever said that about you! Horrible i assume! Would you say that to one of your friends who this is happening to? NO you would bite your tongue!
Anyone that has kids here, dont you hate it when you mother or Mother in-law says YOU ARE DOING THAT WRONG! and tells you what to do! wel that is exactally what you guys are doing about her! you dont know her, you dont know what goes in IN her house, all you know is stupid pictures the magazines take TRYING to make her look bad cuz pathtic people like you beleive every word you read!
1. It is recommended that you keep you child in a rear facing car seat UNTIL he/she is 1 or 20lbs! and let me tell you, when my daughter was his age at that pic she was 21 lbs! and able to sit in a front facing car seat!!!
2. Whoever said that babies dont hold their heads up at 5 months must have a SLOW BABY! because my baby was almost sitting up all by herself at 5 months!!!
3. When that pathetic picture was taking of her "almost dropping" her baby. I AM SURE EVERYONE HAS DONE THAT!!!! i know my daughter loves to look at my toes when she is on my hip and squirms around making it look like shes falling!
leave this poor lady alone! imagine this was you! let her live her life in PEACE!!!!
Doesnt everyone always say, DONT JUDGE, dont judge people etc. well dont judge her just by some dumb pictures! and who cares what she does, where she is, who she is SEEN with!
LEAVE THE LADY ALONE PEOPLE!!!! thats all! put your own life in a microscope and see what you are doing wrong!

Come one, who can feel sorry for her? I am curious to know who the idiot was that decided that this white trash dunce was worth promoting. Wasn't there some other fresh faced Mouse ears wearing kid that probaby deserved fame more since clearly having any vocal range or ability wasn't really important. And if you look at her, her fatness only highlights her troll like body. I am also curious as to why no one has jumped her ass for even having an infant in the back of an open convertible. Has anyone rode in the back of a convertible? Its no joy ride to be on an open highway with the wind whipping your ass. Let her drink all the Fattening Frappachinos she wants and give her her "privacy" like for good. Jusin T has to be thanking his luck stars he made it out alive.

I registered just to comment on this...go me! I live in Arkansas. I live in a trailer. I even have a boat outside my home with no motor, and a Ford Explorer with no air conditioning. I suppose that qualifies me as country also. Mysteriously enough, however, none of my children have ever fallen from a high chair, none of them have ever been on my lap while a vehicle was in motion, and I've never tripped and almost fallen with one in my arms. I've also never appeared on television with severely matted hair, chomping on gum like I've been on a week- long meth binge. All stupidity can't be blamed on what part of the country you're from people, don't let her fool you. Her husband doesn't have anything to do with it either. She likes it or she wouldn't be in the middle of all of it. She chose that life and she likes being a victim. She can flash that "puppy dog face" or eyes, or whatever Lauer said, but she's just a nut. Celebrities know what they're getting into. It's been this way for years. Publicity's just part of the money machine. Cha-ching....score another one for the uber skanks...I'm kinda partial to them anyway.

Get off the Britney thing.It's getting really old.

All the celebrities are selfish and like attention that is why they chose the lifestyle.If you don't give them attention then you don't have to deal with their wackiness-that hurts them more than anything.

1. Britney jumped in the front seat and drove away from a storm of photographers.
2. The baby fell from its high chair while in the care of the nanny who was later fired.
3. It is not against the law in California to drive with your baby seat facing frontwards.
4. Who doesnt stumble? I can even admit I have stumbled while holding my nephew. She didn't 'trip' because that would entail falling over.

You people scare me.

You worry about the baby being incorrectly placed in a car seat... Big deal. A car seat increases the chances that your baby will survive a bad wreak by 71%. Good... be smart and use one. But because you do-gooders out there want EVERYONE to be as anally-fixated as you are, you get a law passed. Whether Britney is a bad mother is not going to be resolved by photographers or by some gossip-tainment hosted by Matt Lauer. And it is surely not going to be resolved by you. You can debate it, but most of you seem to fall into the PR trap that was this interview

You worry about the baby being dropped. First off, it wasn't dropped. It had, what appeared to be, it's neck almost snapped off, but it wasn't dropped. I bet - no, I guarantee - that every single one of you out there had some mishap happen to you while you were IN YOUR MOTHERS ARMS. Ask your parents. Crap Happens. No one is perfect. Of course, the debate on whether it was smart to walk around with a baby on your hip, wearing high heels, and being pressed by photographers, should continue, but a mishap (or multiple mishaps) doesn’t make you a bad mother. It may make you a moron, but even morons have gone on to raise healthy, quasi-intelligent children. Why some of you even figured out how to use spell-check when you posted here.

Of course some of you can’t seem to quite grasp the difference between the term ‘country’, and the term ‘white trash’. As a hint, the terms aren’t mutually inclusive anymore than they are mutually exclusive. If there were the chance that you COULD resolve the difference, you might begin to question why Britney Spears even had this interview. Or why she looked like she did. Or why her accent seemed to have become more accentuated. Or why she was a sporting a straight-from-the-bottle bad-hair highlight. Or why she focused on her ‘country-ness”. Or why she referenced people to herself that are known for their general likeability (Goldie Hawn and Julia Roberts).

You people were duped, and you want to argue about her baby-handling skills? No wonder you are the same bunch of fools that have raised kids to be afraid of riding a bike off a blazed trail, sit at home playing video games, who wouldn’t know a pickup game of kickball from Adam, and only know how to play organized sports. You’ve raised a generation of automatons who are afraid of any risk, and you have the nerve to complain that Britney Spears drove with her baby ‘incorrectly’ strapped into a car seat the five miles to a Starbucks.

As I said, you people scare me.

Of course, I’m going to get called all sorts of names by you. That’s ok. I was raised with the silly idea that “…names will never hurt me”.

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I think Britney Spears is a great mother underneath everything. She is going through a really hard time right now and any woman would be an emotional wreck if they were going through what she is going through. I think people are being rough on Kevin too. He is just a typical man. I think the paparazzi needs to give them a break and let them be parents to their child and the one to come.

You guys are the meanest people I have ever seen! You guys are all bashing Britney like there is no tomoroww! Honestly..Think about how you would feel if all this was being said about you! You would feel like crap! All I gotta say is read # 138 and read it carefully...and take it to heart! Everyone makes mistakes and Britney is going through a tough time! So all of you get a life and stop bashing her!!!! You guys are all jerks!!!! Britney is a first time mother and all of you that are first time mothers know how hard it is!!! So just leave her,her baby, and her husband alone and focus on your own life for a change! I'm out!