first!!!!!

thats right biatches. don't hate.

i think here "handler" missed a spot in the back... i can still see the blonde roots!

Good for her. If I had a loser husband, whom i ws having my 2nd child with, I'd try to change the way i look too.

Thankfully, i'm cute, and don't need to change my hair. No matter what that ASS Stallion says.

I have never been pregnant but aren't you NOT supposed to dye your hair while pregnant because all of the chemicals & shit are bad for the baby? I am sure tobacco, multiple bottles of Boone's and Cheetos are OK on a daily basis, but hair dye is right out!

MeganHarris you are a fucking ugly troll because if memory serves me correctly you compared yourself to Kirsten Dunst a while back. You are ugly, stupid and you'll never amount to anything in life.

By the way, jeesus, look at Britney's back?? She could be a linebacker for the Giants. Bitch is a brick shithouse.

Good one, MeganHarris. You rock! So seldom does one see such a witty, meaningful "first" and "second".

With all that $$$, why does Brit buy her maternity gear at Walmart? That giant keyhole in the back draws way too much attention to her hump-back.

MeganHarris is a male. Orientation has not been established, however.

Sean Preston is so cute!! Fuck she looks hideous with her hair like that! It doesn't even look like her.

#5 - i think hair dying while preg is only dangerous for baby when in first stage of pregnancy. I think :)

She heard that black was slimming.

Unfortunately, the only thing "slim" that pertains to her is the beef jerky stick she's got crammed in her mouth.

I sport some very unbecoming roots every time I'm pregnant, because everyone but fucking grits knows that you're not supposed to dye your hair.

Unless you want your kid to be born with cancerous flippers.

She needs to learn that you can't make fat & trashy look better no matter how hard you try or how much cash you have. Fat can never look good. And don't anyone say it's just pregnancy fat because she's been a hog for a couple of years now.

OMG what a fucking sow! From behind, she looks like Delta Burke. Dayum.

#5 & #9
Plus, going from blonde to black doesn't take nearly as much chemicals as it would going the other way around.

Hair dye is the LEAST of the unborn baby's worries.

Is the term "grit" nationwide? It is synonymous with hillbilly.

#7 it is from wal-mart and she HAS to wear things that have such BIG openings in them....it's the only way she can get in them....you have to remember she's "country".

#15 I was wondering what the hell you meant. Thanks for clarifying because I fucking hate grits & hillbillies alike. Especially hillbillies that eat grits - oohhhh them fucks!

Megan, I'm guessing there is no Mr. Harris, because you've got way to much time on your hands. Get a frickin life loser.

#18: Megan IS "Mr. Harris". He's got a Victor/Victoria thing happening.

is it THE myspace meganharris?

Affirmative.

Megan loves Mr. Harris to do naughty things to her. She is such a bad girl/guy/hermie,baboon...whatever

FYI- We can say anything we want about Meg, she's gone now. Stalking, waiting for a new story so she can be FIRST.

First of all, the girl in the picture could be ANYONE. There is nothing distinctive that tells me that it's definitely Britney Spears.
Second of all, most hair dye is now very safe to use during all stages of pregnancy, as long as you research ingredients.
Third of all, LEAVE THE POOR FRIGGING GIRL ALONE. Jesus, she's just trying to shop in a store and everyone descends upon her with cruel insults.
Ugh, I am so over the Britney Spears thing. I think the fascination with pointing out her flaws is pathetic. How would you feel if every dumb thing you did everyday was plastered everywhere? And don't retort by claiming that since she makes a lot of money she somehow deserves this treatment.

#24 is Britney Spears. And she's not happy...

i would have stopped at britney dies...

It kind of looks like washout/semi-permanent. Maybe she was worried about the bun in the oven.

I fisrt saw it and I thought it was Lindsay Lohan... doesn't look like Brit...
And, yes, while pregnant, you're not supposed to dye your hair, but not sure about doing it in later months.
But she keeps making more mistakes, though! Why does she complains if she does EVERYTHING she can to put her babies in danger?

4
loser husband...2nd child...

enough said...

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But she makes a lot of money and deserves this kind of treatment!

What was that you said? I missed it. HA HA HA HA

#24 excuse the living shit out of us because some of us aren't barefoot & pregant every 10 months and don't know the ins & outs of goddamn hair dying techniques for the fat & pregnant. Don't you dare come on here & start counting off points like you're the shit of all shit. Oh & good luck applying for that job as her personal assistant, I am sure you'll win big points after that rant about us "leaving the poor girl alone". ass munch.

Oops she did it again.

She is pregnant AND breast-feeding another infant?
Hair dye, bleach, perms and relaxing solutions are all absorbed into the bloodstream to some degree. Some of these solutions can cause birth defects in offspring.

I'm sure she will say "but my momma did it.."

FSH....(fruit salad head)

She's gettin' so damn fat that she got worried Captain Ahab was gonna harpoon her ginormous ass. That's why she's switching to all black.

"I spit my last breath at thee..."

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee..."

black hair..that oughta boost her career..

Well, y'all I'm cuntry, and I don't what all is the problem with me? First of all, y'all, Kevin kin fuck me like no white boy ever could.. (y'all listenin' Justin?), I just close my eyes and think of Madge. And back-to-back babies is just my way of saying "fuck you" to the paparazzi. Chewin' gum and dyein' my hair is just wut all us cuntry girls do.... See my babay? He is just fine, y'all. Cheetos has plenty of folic acids. So fuck all of y'all. My wigga kin sell all the clotheses he wants and I'll just pump out the babies. So fuck y'all, we'se happy folks. If'n you don't likes it, than stick y'all heads up your behinds and leave me the fuck alone.

Love Brit.

Finally, K-Fed dresses better than Britney for once.

Perhaps she thinks K-Fed will not recognize her, so she can run away to Namibia without him.

Duh! You really think she is naturally platinum blonde? She NEVER stopped dyeing her hair.
And no, dyeing hair is not a problem with today's formulations.

How would changing her hair color disguise her identity? Even from the back? How many short and pregnant linebackers are out there, always seen holding a fat baby with no shoes?

BigJim, I wish you could fuck me by the moonlight, on the shores of the ocean, with the waves teasing our bodies, as we lay intertwined, our souls connecting together in simultaneous orgasm.

I lust you.

Cuntilly yours,

krisdylee

Didn't she explode tragically in Lakehurst, New Jersey in 1937? I could swear I've seen film of the event...guy kept crying something about "the humanity".

Fa, I totally just came when I read that.

You rock!

haha, she dyed her hair and put on a fat suit

maybe it's a wig?

I thought she said she would never go back to New York???

Maybe she's buying that gun...

Who are all these stupid new little kids on here? I'm Megan Harris. Respect. Which ever of you cowards who "myspaced" me and posted it, whatever, I don't see your page.

who's the troll?

I like Brittany's (spelled like the spaniel, fucktards) new hair. I would especially like it if she died her pubes that color. And they were long. And she painted her labia majora white, and her labia minora black. And she learned to lip-sync Marilyn Manson's "The beautiful people" thru her Spawn Hole. And then gave birth, in fast-forward, during the video shoot.

Yo Fa!

I hafta admit, I did not come at that post of yours, But I did find it humourous. Kris's orgasm was so intense, however, that when her Canadian cum splatted me in the face from almost 2000 miles off, I ejaculated out of the sheer joy of the physics that brought her woman juice to my face. I now need to go rape a baby seal and club an eskimo.

43: Woo hoo!!! *grin*

Thanks!

Hiya Tranny!

Careful, those baby seals can really scratch!

A little known fact: I am a 5th degree Black Belt-Wizard-Adept-Monk-OBGYN at baby seal toe-nail clippin'. It is the eskimo *sighs, Inuit, Inipiat, respectively, shut up* that is the problem, those bitches club back...

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So can I.

Hey, Tranny!

I'm the troll, that's who! And don't you forget it, stupid new little kids. So what if I munch carpet. Deal with it!

I feel pretty sure Britney can't even spell Hindenburg...

Megan, I kinda liked your comment, you cunty dyke.

Tranny, I've been told my woman-juice tastes like maple syrup.

You dirty bitches are cracking me up :)

Wow, MH is edging up on lamebananas for that coveted Coob title.

56. Kris;

Hey you Funky Taco Made of Cunt, wrapped in a cunt cuntilla, covered in spicy cunt sauce, with a sprinkle of cunt in the cunt, and lastly, served with a delicously cunty side-cunt...if this was ski-season, I would like to see some Apres-cunt.

Fuck what was I talking about? Oh, I think 54 is that poser who is taking all the identities, look at the writing style.

High, Apache rose to my Cock!

krisdylee, I thought it was your farts that were maple-syrup scented? Or do you just emanate thick, brown sugary sweetness from every orifice?

Kris;

57... It didn't taste so much like maple syrup, as a Splash Of Heaven In My Mouth...pancakes will never be the same.

mmm, I am all about the sweet sex-juice. It's just a side-effect that not only do my toots smell like sweet apple pie, my arm-pit nectar smells just like hot chocolate. Weird, and true.

Oh, and my "morning breath" is more like peaches and cream.

After Tranny went down on me last week, he laid there for about 1/2 hour crying and moaning "sweet manna from heaven above". But I am not a religious girl, so I kicked him out of my bed and told him to go make me some toast.

OMG, how perfect was that???? 2 posts, perfectly entwined in sarcasm and cuntiness.

I lust you too tranny.

64:

One time I had sex with a virgin. She kept saying "It hurts". Finally I asked her, "What are you talking about? It feels great!"

Somehow that wasn't the answer she was looking for. *shrug*

Yo Kris

Say that at work tomorrow, to the first fuck you see...."I lust you to, Tranny"

Ya cunt go wrong!

that bitch is at it again....ripping off all the stories and jokes....britney black hair? jay-z? it's all there!!

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Well, reading all of krisdylee's posts has got me hot and bothered.

When my wife gets home from karate class, I'm gonna pound her but good.

Fa-- did you try spelling for her? I'm thinking a few rounds of antidis.....ahhhh, you know where I'm going with that. Could have helped a lot. Works for me...

Funny, when I had sex with a virgin, he didn't complain at all... *laugh*

but ive got to give it to britney..shes probably the only celebrity besides angelina jolie that is never anywear without her child.

I found a new pic of Megan Harris:

http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/pics/?pow=031306

Posted by MeganHarris on June 22, 2006 07:47 PM

Good for her. If I had a loser husband, whom i ws having my 2nd child with, I'd try to change the way i look too.

Thankfully, i'm cute, and don't need to change my hair. No matter what that ASS Stallion says.

I'm am crying I'm laughing so hard. That is the funniest thing I've seen on the Super in awhile.
How can someone so ugly think they're cute?
I showed your picture to my dog and he ran in his cage yelping and now he won't come out. Thanks alot MeganHarris for scaring my dog for life. I guess it's my fault for showing your picture to him.
I am going to downtown Baltimore, house to house, to sell your picture as a rat deterrent. I'M GONNA BE RICH BITCH!!!!!!!

Don't ever call me an ass again, for I am the Stallion, not a donkey.......CUNT

Apache: Nope, she wasn't "into that". *shrug*

Nice post number, BTW, considering the subject matter. Or at least so sayeth the coffee table!

yucky.

It seems like everytime we see a picture of Britney and Sean Preston, he is always tilted listlessly to the side...or falling. He's probably already dead for all we know and she just keeps carrying him around. Monkeys are known to their carry dead young around, although I'm not making any connections here.

ciao stallione

Oh, I meant "carry their". Oops.

Well at least Megan's got a decent body for her age...

And "built like a brick shithouse" (whoever said that) is usually a compliment. Brick is too good for a shit house, it's like giving the "more than you need" so a woman with great curves, usually a good rack, small waist and good hips is more built like a "brick shithouse".

Britney is built like a HOUSE from the back.

Is no one commenting on the choice of color? We all learned from ugly Ashley that black hair is never ever a good choice for dye. Now that the story is out, it won't keep the Paparazzi off of Brit. They'll just look for the bad dye job. Soem newspeople are guessing that the bad job is due to use of "baby safe" vegetable dyes. For all we know she did it with a Sharpie..

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Um, excuse the me for a sec, but that was one crazy bitch. Or at least she didn't appreciate the finer things. Really fine things.

And I love your coffee table, shall have to revisit it some time. (Didn't even notice the post number! Hehe.)

Uh, excuse me. I believe we were discussing my hot pussy.

actually, this is a big improvement.

Because its not as if her natural color is bleached blond...she had brown hair, so its better she dyes it black than continues to bleach it...because bleach is much more toxic.

And you can always use more natural hair dyes like a henna treatment that won't affect the baby....not saying she's a good mom, but at least she isn't using bleach anymore

I feel really sorry for people who don't post here. The have no life, really.

I heart all of you with all my cunt.

so im gonna address some of these retarded hair issues...

so britney is harming her daughter by dying her hair black, but other celebrities don't do that? do you really think every other mother goes 9 months without getting their roots touched up? madonna, jenny mccarthy, gwenyth paltrow, reese witherspoon, etc. same effin thing, but no one talks about that.

#5. you aren't supposed to dye your hair when pregnant because sometimes the chemicals have an unexpected reaction and the results don't come out right. it has nothing to do with it being bad for you. there is no substancial evidence of birth defects. besides, if it was bad when you were pregnant, it would probably be bad all the time, which it isn't.

#27 how does it look semi permenant? you must be pretty clever to come up with that by looking. there is no such thing as going from blonde to black and it lasting 6-8 weeks (semi permenant).

i think she did it herself with walmart dye, because no one gets paid to miss big blonde spots on in the back.

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excuse *the* me? I suppose it's time to lay of the drugs a while.

80--

How is your hot pussy, kris? Delicious as always? Deliciously cunty, even.

@76 Ciao yucky, adesso dormi, buono notte...........

#83 - Britany's "Daughter"?? What planet you on?

She looks like she's going to a funeral. Maybe she's going emo? "Hit me baby, one more time! It hurts so good, I like to cry..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Qtt4MBt08

79 - I guess she just didn't like being spoiled! :)

A discussion on Krisdylee's hot pussy? Cool, I love symposia!

Isn't she not naturally blonde anyways?

well, now I've been brazilian for awhile...

not sure how my ob/gyn will react to this at my next pap-smear.

do i say nothing?

or do i suggest she tries it, cuz it's hot.

#86 way to go. nice job picking out my mistake. you're right, i have no idea the sex of the child. you deserve a trophy.

89: dark blond or light brown, I think. Don't really keep up with her though, so not quite sure.

90:

Yowch! That seems like it would be way more painful than any subsequent pleasure would merit.

Yo Fa!!

I had symposia once, itched like ya'll wouldn't believe.

Stallion, ya'll really speak Itallionese? Vorrei comprare preservativi...nothin personal, I just kinda have a gift with fuckin' languages. Bafungu, stughotso. Never said I could speeelll.

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*very* carefully apply some of that spray-glitter to the area and see what she says. You want to be distinctive.

85
Okay, I picked out, (something) sleep(?), good night (?)

Woo hoo! (If I'm right, btw)

90

Or you could get some of those glue on rhinestone stars. Know a girl who had that done. I understand it's quite dramatic.

why thankyoulouise - 10 points for me!

90
Little rhinestones glued strategically might be a nice touch.

You could also go for some incense inserted into your puss, held tightly in place by the clenching of your spectacularly toned kegels.

Hell, bring some gregorian chant music to play as well.

Damn you, Fa, you posted before me! A pox on you, sir!

94: Tranny - they've got a really good cream for that now. Leaves everything tingly and minty fresh.

100: Oh sure, mock me for being quick on the draw!! *sob*

Next time, I'll put some "Maintain" on my keyboard.

Ha-ha!

102
Come on, now, you gotta give me a 'tard's head start. =)

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No, just deal with the first round, and come back in a few minutes for more...

The rhinestones - well, applying them might not be bad, but I'm cringing at the thought of removal.

Hey, if you can do a brazilian, you can remove glued rhinestones.

104: I promise I'll be there to hold your hand!

And what do you mean "come back"?? I find it best simply to change the focus of activity.....

I love how with all the talk about her home-dye job, nobody has seemed to notice that she apparently also apparently took the scissors out and went a'choppin', too.

I have to admit, though, it is true...she does seem to be going out of her way to constantly have young Sean in her arms in every pic, even though he is almost always passed out. She should put him in a stroller and let him take a goddam nap while she shops. Jeez. However, everytime there is a story about Britney and Sean, I *wish* Superficial would just keep posting the "Damian" picture, where SP is glaring angrily at the cameraman as though her is either intently trying to cast an evil spell on him or taking a serious dump. Almost pee myself every time I see that picture!!!

Fa, you want some rhinestones too?

Jane's, I guess you're right about that.

Sorry for the *double* "apparently"'s. Duuhhrrrr.

I think SP has finally pulled Brit into that toddler cult of his. I knew having a manny was a bad idea.

Focus of activity..hmm... focus, baby, focus.

108: I'm neutral on it. But, should you ever have that done and need to get them removed, I'll be there for ya! :)

111: Focus indeed!

*focuses intensely on the spelling of "Antidisestablishmentarianism"*

Hmmm. Tricky word. Better practice that one for a while.

*begins practicing*

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Yep, I noticed the shorter hair too.

I'm not one to let Britney get away with anything either, but I really don't see how we're expected to verify that it's actually her, from these pictures. Also, I don't really care.

Fa Cube Itches will henceforth be known to me as Lucifer.

Get the behind me, Satan?

Oh, wait... hahaha...

*thee. Duh

Behind you would also qualify as a change of focus, I think! Heh! ;)

I like it. I think it looks nice.

Yes, it would qualify... very nicely.

You're mostly a mean bunch. She's not fat, didn't you see her beach photos? She's just pregnant. As for the hair, it might even be a wig, you don't know shit. You're too busy being mean to notice anything. I hope Britney buys you all and sells you to Middle Eastern slave traders. It could happen. Gawd, I hope it happens. I hope there's pictures too so I can laugh at the "fat ugly" slaves.

Seeing as I am made of neither Chee-tos nor Slim Jims, I doubt Britney would want to buy me. But thanks for trying.

119:

*changes focus*

She did gain alot of weight after having SP. But I never seen any of it come off. She really has let herself go. I think she just got to comfortable in staying home. I hope she knows that is is better to exercise during pregnancy than to dye your hair.

Fa- if I had the money, I'd totally buy you. Then I'd keep you as my own personal...err...counsel. Would I get special privileges?

Ohhhkay. Correct me if I'm wrong (I know you will anyway and that's fine) but isn't she supposed to be on vacation? Remember, the two rental houses thing from oh, YESTERDAY? What is the time frame on these two events?

Um, deep oral arguments and penetrating legal insights not available to any other client. Good?

Never mind. That story wasn't posted til after the vacation was over. My bad.

Very, very good.

That will definitely work.

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Fucking hell, I love it when you make insinuations. Nobody does it better.

rosie o'donnell anyone?

130: Pass, you can keep her.

#126 good use of your words:) NICE!!!!!!!!!!

129: *innocent smile* Why thank you!

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Lucifer - known to the rest of you as Fa Cube - here has a way with words that makes me weak at the knees. Those deep oral arguments make me weak pretty much everywhere else.

...and the penetrating legal insight makes me scream...

OOOH... dorks, if i find out who created a typekey account with my name, she/he's dead.

I'm Megan Harris.

Stallion, you're an ass, guy. An ASS. Where's you're myspace account? Let's see your Pic! Too embarrassed you look like a 4 foot hairy backed Quasimodo?

you should change you're name from "Itallion Stallion" to "My Cousin Vinny" you frickin' short ginny.

Lucifer??? Come on...I'm angelic! 0:D

I do, however, plead guilty to the other charges.

135: That would be "guinea"

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Yeah, FALLEN angel, perhaps.

I've changed my mind. I no longer want Satan as my bitch. I'm willing to turn the tables and be the bitch in this relationship. Really, it's only fitting...

138: Wouldn't that be a *risen* angel? ;)

I was thinking less "bitch" and more "Grand Consort"....

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Risen angel... sure. Rises several times a day and provokes intensely religious experiences.

Ohh, as a Grand Consort, I get to be more demanding. I like. ;)

#137 ya gotta hand it to the girl, at least she managed to rhyme.

Ha-ha, no doubt you do! :)

Peanut: That's true! She was a poet. But did she know it? Heh. :)

I got a website for you guys. You want to see what country folks do in their spare time (which is often), visit www.thehouseofpain.com. There is a web cam & a place to post comments. They call it the Bathroom Wall. Check it out, it's funny.

Fa Cube: Probably not:):) Maybe I shouldn't have said anything?

Heh, best bathroom wall graffiti I ever saw was in a fairly nice restaurant in a smaller town in Kansas:

"Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen."

Second best:

"Here I sit
in one hell of a stupor,
Just to give birth
To a one-pound state trooper."

Forget where that one was....

Peanut: nah, doubt she noticed anyway.

Fa, you have been to some strange places. I have to say, however, that the fact that you remember all this is even more amazing.

Heh, just struck me as funny at the time and stayed with me over the years for some reason. :)

Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that I've been neglecting my spelling lessons.....

Shame on me!

*resumes practice on "Antidisestablishmentarianism"*

Does the guy who owns this site actually post here?

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Not as far as I know.

What, thehouseofpain?

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How can one word, not even a 'dirty' word, make me blush?

There ought to be a law.

*groan*

Fa Cube: Be carefull in those public bathrooms. Man theres some scary shit in there:)

154: I'm sure I have no idea! ;)

*antidisestablishmentarianism*

Peanut: Oh yeah, always careful there. Never know when George Michael is gonna barge in on ya....*laugh*

Fa Cube: See babe, I care:) Are you married?

Me, married? Nope. Came close once, but that's it.

Peanut: You wouldn't happen to be from Las Vegas, would you?

Damn that sucks...or does it?

No I am from New Orleans:) Been to Vegas once though.

Well, doesn't suck that it didn't work out with my now ex-fiancee, but someday would be ok if I find the right one. :)

I was married once. It SUUCCCKKKEEDD!!!!

I get that nobody asked me, but I got married in Reno...

Divorced in Los Angeles.

164- Ditto.

But I get your point about finding the right one though. It's a crap shoot though. (Little Vegas term for ya:))

New Orleans, huh? Been there quite a bit. :) Grew up in Mississippi for a while and went to N.O., fairly regularly. Went back for Mardi Gras and Jazz Fest a few times, too.

Reno? Didn't know that.

*hug*

Sorry to hear that #166. Unless your happy about it then CONGRATS!

Reno and Vegas are probably pretty fitting places to get married, since it seems like such a gamble. When it works, it seems to work very well, but when it doesn't....

Not so good.

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I. am. THRILLED.

It's not like the whole thing was bad, but overall, I'm ecstatic.

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And it's fast and cheap to get hitched there too.

What part of MS are you from? I go tubing (and please don't call me a redneck, I'm far from it) in Tylertown with my friends every summer. It's jello and body shots for about 4 hours. It's fun!

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That's how it usually goes. Starts off good, then downhill it goes.

Meridian and Columbus, but haven't been back there in awhile. :)

4 hours of jello and body shots could be a lot of fun! Tubing's a blast, too. :)

Yeah, most of the people I went to school with who got married no longer are. But the ones who are, are very happy.

Don't know if there's any rhyme or reason to it.

Dammit, I want to go to Mardi Gras! Just ONCE in my lifetime.

Or is it tubeing? I don't know. It's 2:30a.m. my brain is tired:)

Tubing is right. :)

Someone Please please buy her a stroller for SP. I dont see why she feels the need to carry the kid in her arms 24/7. He's asleep in one hand and she is trying sunglasses with the other hand. SAVE SP!!

Mardi Gras is a blast.
Fa, it is a TON of fun!!!!!! I totally love it.
We just went down there 3 weeks ago. The river was full of trees. I guess from the storm. I cam home with bruises all over my ass. It was not a pretty site. OOCCHH!!

Tubing, I think, but I suppose tubeing would work. :)

Mardi Gras is definitely interesting. It's really been growing along the whole Gulf Coast for a while. Lots of Gulf cities had small Mardi Gras' in years past, but they are becoming bigger draws in their own right. The New Orleans one is still far and away the best one, though.

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Thanks:)

A friend of mine bought a pair of assless chaps to where(and wore them)Mardi Gras '05. He also dressed like Tinkerbell for Halloween:) That guy is such a duffus!!!

Peanut: I can imagine. I was a whitewater guide for a couple summers, and we took one group out during an 8 foot high flood - covered 18 miles of river in three hours, and everyone was banged up pretty good by the end. Best run I ever had, though!! :)

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Sounds like he'd be a blast to be around though!

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You should come to Mardi Gras one year. You would really enjoy it. Book a hotel on Burbon St with a balcony. You have a blast. And be prepared to see alot more than you came for:)

Peanut: what's your favorite parade? I always liked Tucks and Endymion. I've heard Zulu is good, but haven't seen them yet.

Fa: That does sound like it would be a blast. Haven't got to do that yet.

Apache: He is. There is never a dull moment around him.

I like Bachus (spelling?) Endymion is cool too. When you've had enough to drink you really enjoy them all *recovering memories*

Yeah, I can't say that I've ever been to a bad one...

Always used to watch from in front of Mike Cerios (sp?) sandwich place on Canal (I think).

We always hang out at a differnt place each year. I have a couple of friends who have homes on Canal. I did live in Lakeview until the storm. We got FLOODED:(

Sorry to hear that! :( Were you able to recover much?

I wish I had a piece of cheesecake right now.

We recovered everything on the 2nd floor. We got 10ft of water where we were that stayed for 3 weeks. But I had a good insurance company though.

First of all, you all suck balls. You do understand the reason this stupid tabloid creation interests you so much is because your ugly and for some sick reason it makes you feel better to put someone down who cannot defend themselves. If she was right in front of you I'm sure if would be a different story. She is not a bad mother, I'm sure the majority of you were dropped on your heads has children. (Hence your stupidity) Which would make your mothers the queens of bad parenting, according to your opinions of her 'almost' dropping her son. She wasn’t even close, by the way. If you've seen the video, she just tripped. Its amazing what cameras at a .234124142154 millisecond shutter speed can do. Leave the chick alone, before she kills you. Because as I said earlier, you suck balls. She's a better mother then you will ever even hope to be. At least you see her with her son, not like every other Hollywood mom who is constantly off 'working' and forget they even have a baby. As for her hair, click on my sites url or go to http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/brit_kev.jpg she's fucking hot, you can't deny that.

Cheesecake could be good. I was kind of thinking of an ice cream sandwich myself.

I haven't stayed up this late in months. Time really flies by when your havin fun:)

Peanut: wow, that's quite a bit of water. I was in Hugo in '88 - we just got wind and rain, no flooding like New Orleans had, but it was pretty bad, nonetheless. Glad you were able to recover some things, though! Also good to hear that your insurance company was helpful. :)

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Damn where did that come from. You startled me there for a minute. Now I definitly won't be able to go to sleep.

200: Britney always seems to have some really fanatical defenders....

I think its wrong people pick on her like that, she dosent deserve it. You would probably kill yourself if you were in her situation. It's really wrong what the tabloids are doing, it's like a slow painful murder where you pick someone to pieces with a tweezers and stab them every 2 minutes. Spreading the allowance of their life over a year. It's really really wrong.

Yeh, most of my friends and family are still fighting their insurance companies. I decided to move to Covington. I don't care to go throgh that again. It was a mad house. My family was split up everywhere, and could not contact each other. It took about 3 weeks to find everyone. SO, my dad informed all of us that we will be evacuating together next time.

Knowing my father, the worry wart, we will evacuate for a catagory 1. Gotta love him!!

196--

"Leave the chick alone, before she kills you."

Uhmm... yeah. Is this why she said she needed a gun after tripping because she was wearing pants that were too long and heels that were too high while pregnant AND carrying SP and a drink?

And I wouldn't kill myself if I was in her position. I'd quietly remove myself AND MY CHILD from the limelight for a while. I don't care what she looks like, I care that her judgement stinks.

I'd also hire someone to kill K-Fed. THAT alone would do wonders.

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Yeh, but she keeps putting herself out there for it to happen to her. That interview with Matt Lauer (sp?) wasn't really about defending herself or her marriage. She really never once truely expressed herself in that interview. Now I'm not downing her, to each his own, but the day she stepped into stardom she should have been concerned with keeping a good image. Haven't seen that one yet. And the stuff with SP, crap like that is understandable. Yes kids have accidents. But she also has the choice to keep him out of the public eye. Many celebrities bring their kids everywhere with them and are not putting them on display for the media.

One more thing, 196--

I have sucked balls before, and you know what? It went over really, REALLY well.

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You crack me up. Brit should have hired a hit man instead of buying her own wedding ring:) :) :)

ROTFLMAO

Fa Cube come back.

204. - I take it you have never multi-tasked. Anyone can carry a child and a drink, it's not very hard. And say what you wants about the shoes and such, I don't believe thats really why she stumbled. But whatever, people need a reason to believe in santa.
As far as removing youself, she can't. That's the problem. They won't leave her alone, no matter where she goes or what she does. An example would be the 'vacation' she tried to go on.
I also doubt that your prefect with your judgement. I'm sure you have made, hmm.. maybe one wrong move in your life. Just one though, right? Cause your so quick to judge? On that one, I bet there wasen't a camera in sight. Should have been, how about over a hundred, and all of them taking pictures every second. I bet that one missjudgement would turn into a million, and you would be the worst person in the world.
But that won't happen, because your ugly, inside and out, and will never be in the limelight. You could only dream of what it would be like.

202: Brit's just not very bright. She's a mediocre talent at best, so she NEEDS the media to keep her in the public eye. There are plenty of entertainers - all very talented - who keep low profiles and get by on the body of their work. You know what? The press leaves them alone. No one bothers them, and they don't need to go out with entourages and bodyguards.

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I think it was wrong of her to throw up Julia Roberts during her interview. SHe totally made herself look like an ass.

Peanut: still here, just have a wonky connection. It gets really slow sometimes.

206: I'd imagine it would!! Heh!

Fa: Thank Ya.

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Almost everyone multi-tasks. But I wouldn't be walking with my child in one hand and a drink in the other. Common sense is all it takes.

210, 211:
True she is no Angelina, but I did not say she was smart. I did not say she was stupid either. Hell, I'm not even really a fan of her. I just think that the tabloids have gone to far, and the girl needs a break before SHE breaks. You all have to agree every other day if not every day, it's something new with some new reason to bash her characher and physical demenor in some way or another. He interview didn't go smoothly, I really think she should have tried harder to be stable. But it is understandable she was really upset, and I think part of her wanted to portray that.

Yeah, probably not a good idea to take the kid everywhere and not use a stroller or one of those papoose things. The kid should be something more than just a photo accessory!

Fa: I know. It does take a while sometimes for new posts to come up.

Apache: still with us?

214: Ask you mother if she did. I've juggled more than that.

Peanut: better safe than sorry on the evacuation issue [#203], I guess, huh? I think a lot of people will be taking hurricane warnings more seriously now.

216: I agree, but I think he son in her escape as well. It like if she feels intimidated, she kisses him or hugs him.. less of a photo accessory and more of a security blanket.

216: I agree, but I think her son is her escape as well. Its like if she feels intimidated, she kisses him or hugs him.. less of a photo accessory and more of a security blanket.

sorry, didnt mean to post twice

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She wasn't unstable the whole interview. She had about 3 min. of tears, that was it. She went through that whole thing with a nonchalant sort of attitude. Matt spoke more than she did. I watched that whole interview and wished I was there so I could slap that gum out of her mouth. I mean come on. Again, I'm not bashing the chick. Make yourself presentable when you put yourself in that type of setting though.

209, clearly, you know me so well.

We've all had errors in judgement, the trick is to LEARN from them. Almost any ONE of her stupid stunts could be forgiven (with the exception of driving with the kid in her lap, no excuse for that) but they all get together and make a pretty good argument.

I'm not ugly inside OR out, and I have ZERO interest in being in the limelight anyway, so no unfulfilled dreams there, sorry.

And for god's sake, don't bring that cunt Angelina into this. She's just as bad, just in different ways.

Well, enough of this im off. Just try to take some of these things into concideration. And remember, no ones perfect, not even you. Be careful who you judge, espically if you believe in karma.

Ok, one last post. 224: I never said I knew you. From your thinking inside the box, I don't think I would care to. You really don't allow any room for error on your part, huh? I think the child on the lap thing was wrong, however I believe her that the press people scared the shit out of her. Haha, and I take it you are an Aniston (sp?) fan. Yes, Angelina is a home wrecker, but she is sure more intelligent then you are. And she's a good parent.
Anyhow, just figured I would say that. I have to go now.
Have fun bashing unstable people for the problems you have in life. I can't do that, I'm a better person then that. I like to give some situations and people the benifit of the doubt, and the peace not to judge them. Goodbye.

Probably not good that the kid is her safety blanket. As his mother, she should be his. Even some of the more favorable news reports have said that she often uses SP as a "human shield". Not quite protective parenting.

If she wants to be a good mother, she should just give up the public persona. If she quits courting the media, they'll move on to greener pastures - like Lohan, or the Simpsons, or someone we have yet to see.

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You leave my mother out of this. She would put Brit to shame and it would only take her 5 seconds. That woman is a Saint.

Fa: Yes my dad is right. It is better to be safe than sorry. ABSOLUTLY

226: Um, not to nitpick, but you just judged Apache Rose....

"I can't do that, I'm a better person then that. I like to give some situations and people the benifit of the doubt, and the peace not to judge them."

Riiiiiight, like you weren't just judging me. Are you familiar with the word "hypocrite"? Look it up.

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Great minds? Very compatible... ;)

Fa, Apache is the big bad wolf gone. I'm scared to death. Hell my dogs won't even come out of hiding!!

231:

You got that *antidisestablishmentarianism* right!

232: Here *toss*, give 'em one of my old shoes. Most dogs love to chew up shoes. :)

She tried to dis my mom, man. What the hell. Fa and Apache don't worry though. It is her bad "Karma" now:)

Come on out and play, peanut. Just someone else who likes to post on here in the wee hours to tell us we're all wrong for having opinions.

Hmmm... and to threaten me with karma.

And call me ugly. Because, you know, that's so original.

Or I can just send them to Kieshies house and let them chew on her ass.

Apache I'm on your side here. Why would you say that?

This thing keeps signing me out for some reason.

Peanut: Apache wasn't referring to you, but to the guy who just left. :)

Nevermind Apache, That went right over my head.

Yeh, I just realized that. I'm sorry.

238: Yeah, it seems to do that periodically for some unknown reason. *shrug* Happens to me sometimes, too.

Well, that was an interesting person. *laugh* Actually, rather less confrontational than a number of people who troll around here.

Alright, back to our discussion. Now that that oddball is gone.

Boy that sure was alot of anger for this time of the morning.

Yeah, peanut, I was commenting on the troll's karmic reference, not yours. I didn't see your post until I'd already written mine or I would have clarified.

It's all good!

I've gotten accustomed to this time of the morning. SOMEBODY kept me up all night last night...

I guess the rest of them are under the bridge sleeping. :)

Is it time to make coffee yet? Amazingly I still want cheesecake.

Yeah, they come in shifts.

*reads the recent comments and whistles innocently*

248: Fortunately, that appears to be the case!

And why the hell would she start with "you all suck balls?" We were talking about Mardi Gras and tubing, not Britney Spears.

Now would be a good time for cheesecake. There's a New York deli here in Santa Monica that has really good stuff... good cannolis, too.

A little psycological projection, maybe? *grin*

So the next shift should be coming soon.

Mid-morning and a few more will show up, most likely. Things start stirring under the bridge.

Oh no Fa, are you trying to drive me crazy. Everything is closed around this hellhole. UUUMMMM, cannolis.

Coffee? I just finished my wine cooler...

Apache, what do you think? Hungry yet?

Fa @ 254 (damn we've came a long way huh) Ooh, BEEHAVE!!!

Apache pop another.

@251-

Yeahhhh, innocently.

Oh, the book. Very first paragraph had me laughing...for some reason, the phrase "without a doubt the Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe (just ask Eve, that minx)" just absolutely made me giggle.

Just had to throw that in here, while Fa/Lucifer was trying his best to act innocent.

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Hungry, horny... pick one. I'm a basic needs kinda girl.

Apache does have the right idea though. I can't wait to party tonight. I've been a good girl for too long now.

Peanut: sorry, didn't mean to!

What kind of cheesecake do you prefer?

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What am I missing here. What book are you reading?

Uh-oh, sounds like peanut will be lettin' the freak flag fly tonight! Woo hoo! :)

I actually love New York cheesecake.

261: Did you get to the part where he's in the tub and wonders how people ever get anything done? Heh! :)

I'll be letting somethin fly. I can assure you of that. I have been working likea dog the past few weeks. Shit I would be in bed by 8pm and up for 5am. Chickade needs a break.

Peanut: A book called "I, Lucifer" a humorous autobiography of the Devil. :)

Okay guys, what are ya'll reading? It sounds very interesting.

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No, haven't made much progress. I've been otherwise occupied. ;)

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Because NOTHING is funnier than Satan.

269: Wow, those sound like my kinds of hours...well, except I'd go to bed at 3am and be up at 7 am. What do you do, if I may ask?

Definitely sounds like you need a break! :)

Okay. I'll have to pick that one up.

Awls I'm sayin' is that I'm glad it's not a story about Paris Fucking Hilton again.

LEAVE BRIT alone! She's just a young rich girl from Louisiana with barely a foot out of the trailer park. Nothing new to see here, folks...

I predict Brit will be back on top of the game in the next three years and we'll all be drooling over her hot little MILFy ass again soon. She will have deserved it by then a lot more than she did when she was a teenager.

I think Britney's a cute girl no matter what--she just doesn't give a fuck. No reason to hate on her, peeps.

Megan Harris...I don't know why everyone's picking on you--I assume it's a joke, but I'll be happy to let you sit on my face while I lick you dry, you butchy little bitch. And I'm a straight woman.

Yeah, "I, Lucifer" by Glen Duncan.

Is it weird that I'm trying to decide between cereal and more alcohol?

275: Yeah, that's why she has breakdowns on national tv; because she doesn't care. That's why she thinks she needs a gun; because she doesn't care. She's just now realizing that she gave up her youth for a career that imploded a while back. She's done, and she's terrified.

I feel sorry for her to an extent - she was clearly pushed along by her mother, who didn't look out for her well, but she made a lot of stupid decisions on her own.

Sorry guys, I got kicked off again.

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I work in a medical lab in Slidell. (Flobotamy)

Oh shut up, Feed_my_nose. For once.

277: Beer & Cheerios, the breakfast of champions - go for both!! :)

Apache: I'd suggest more alcohol. The next shift is drifting in. :)

Vodka and Cheetos sounds better. Damn I'm huuuuuuunnnnnngry!!

279: Oh, I see. That would be a pretty hectic gig, I'd imagine. By the way, one of the under-the-bridge crowd just arrived.

Love it when the trolls make no sense.

Damn. I'm out of milk, so I can't have cereal. Guess that leaves me with alcohol.

Umm..a hot cup of starbucks right in my kitchen.

Just mix the alcohol with the cereal. what the hell. start the weekend off right.

286: No chickory, I take it?

Apache: If you've got apples and cheese, that goes well with wine...

Shit just forget the cereal, drink all weekend, then eat on sunday.

Fa: I hate chickory. I'm drinking Starbucks Sumatra. Very gooood. I also like the Itailan blend.

That leads to blackouts...

Yeah, chickory is quite bitter.

Got any beignets? Those are good with coffee!

Aright Fa. Your killing me. All this delicious talk. If I was asleep, this would be one hell of a dream.

@294
You are not your. My english sucks right now.

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Fa's usually good for dream inspiration...

I need to feed my fish. They are stareing me down. scarry.

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I've noticed. Are you guys here everynight?

What sort of fish?

296: Well, I have a good muse!

I like a man who can inspire me. :)

If I had a man like that, I could give my toys a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have Oscars. They are a mere 8inches now. They were just under 2in when I got them.

300: Yowza! :)

I'm trying to breed them. But I don't think they are going to come thru for me. I love fish.

Nice! Oscars are pretty cool fish. Related to piranhas, right?

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No, not every night. Sometimes real life intrudes, sometimes the assorted idiot trolls drive me away.

I can't speak for Lucifer there.

Givin you some thoughts now, huh.
*it's fun to be a woman*

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I know what you mean. They do have some real idiots on here sometimes.

Fa: Apache has told your secret. Good info. This is something to keep in mind.

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Yes, they are in very close relation.

Hey, the sun is rising. I have a strange cat on by deck.

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on MY deck.

308: My secret??

Oh right.

The whole

"Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith . . .

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name"

thing. Right! ;)

:)

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Favorite Stones song, ever.

There was a man from Nantucket........
Oh wait, I've gone off track.

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You know what's BEST about being a woman? Being able to come six times to a guy's once.

[the uzi vs. musket thing, Fa?]

314: Tied for first for me. "Paint It Black" is great, too.

I just love being up early and not having to go anywhere.

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You got that right. I would just like to have a man that could make me come six times to his one.

316: Yeah, friggin' slow-loading musket. But....if fired at the right time....just as effective. :)

Plus, if ya can't stick it, lick it!

319: You just need to find a guy who makes you thump! :)

That would be a glorious day for me. :)(:

I've still got time though. One Day I'll make it, one day.

323: No doubt about it!

I still have enough batteries for at least a month.(yippy!!)

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Well that six times is combined total, not just intercourse. There are sooooo many options.

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Abso-fucking-lutely.

Apache, still reading?

It's the SuperFish slumber party!!!!

Wait, we haven't had our pillow fight yet.

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Erm.. not the book.

Well you have to find a man who takes the time to try all the options. Not just go for the goal.

325: The good people a Duracell thank you profusely!

326: That's why foreplay is so important. It can be a guy's big equalizer! :)

:)Good Morning Everyone.

Foreplay :)....I'm no longer hungry :) Wow! I need..I need..I need..

331--
True, I can still be turned into a puddle of horny-girl-goo in the right man's hands.

Taking time is important, I agree.....

She pregnant again now right? Because one shouldn't bleach or dye ones hair when pregnant. (Google it). Even Madonna stayed far away from hair dyes (and photographers) when she was knocked up and her entire career is based on that blond!

333: new batteries? ;)

I need sleep.

I'm with Apache on this one.All you need is one good man!!! Good point.

For god's sakes, guys, take it to email.

338: Oh, good night then. :)

Fa Cube, the word spinner.
Peanut and ApacheRose need something. Cheesecake. Oh and tubing!

B-Fed and Over-Fed. Reminds me of a kids story called jack Sprat. A thin man and his huge wife, he couldn't eat 'fat' and she couldn't stop stuffing her fat fucking face with cheetos!

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horny-girl-goo, that's a really good decription. Here's one "make my flower bloom"

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Don't "deflower" a good conversation.

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Thanks, and I'll dream of you :)

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I knew the people coming in for the morning shift would get cranky after seeing the length of this thread. Still, I've seen WAY worse on here than this.

And to be 'on topic'

I still don't believe that's her. Or at least, can't positively identify her from these pics.

la,de,dah.....la,de,dah :)*big smile*

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They are cranky because they missed out.

346: True, not the clearest pictures ever.

The home page still says 159 threads

One should not dye one's hait when one is pregnant.

If you go to justjared.com they have better pictures, and you can clearly tell it's her.

Alright Fa & Apache I'll catch up to you guys later. I'm going to take a nap.

Good... morning, peanut! Nice spending the night with ya.

Fa, I think it's about that time for me too. See ya later, darlin'.

'Night all!

Hi ho, Hi ho, MeaganHarris is a ho.
Hi hunt, Hi hunt, Meagan Harris is a runt.
Hi ho, hi hunt, I meant MeganHarris is a cunt.

Jesus Christ - don't you people have any sleeping / working / cornholing to do???

Does this woman not own a stroller? I am tired of seeing her lug her kid around like a sack of Maneur

WHAT 358 comments since i last left this place (yesterday at 530pm) HOLY HELL.

i went through some of the comments on top, and i got a tear in my eye. its like the good old days. biatcho, meganharris hate. next thing you know we'll have a TCLTC story and sherry co will return to calling everyone slimy slugs.

magical.

Crack kills, people. Crack kills.

why are the boring un dunny ppl allowed to make so many comments?

I see one fucking TCLTC comment and I go postal. Hand to God.

Also, the above conversation was the gayest conversation I have ever skimmed through in my life. You guys are super gay and need to cut back on the ice. Or consider replacing it with Jesus, because He is Lord.

Osh:

Couldn't agree more. I just woke up from a good night's sleep and reading what those insomniac fuckwits were posting last night just about put me right back to sleep.

Jesus suffering fuck, you guys. Wasn't there any good 1-900 number commercials on for you to watch?

@135 I love MeganHarris, she is so fucking hot!!!
I am planning my next trip to Florida so I can hang out with her. Maybe will make a special trip to Butter. Please don't hate me MeganHarris, I love you. I want you to have my children. Even if they will come out retarded.

I love MeganHarris, too. You can't have her, Stallion, she's mine! Mine!

No way Osh, get your own gimp.........

#135 MeganHarris - if you're going to use racial slurs please spell them correctly. It's guinea, not ginny. Ginny is actually short for Virginia, and man do I hate the south.

These fruit salad heads must have just let out from Butters.

Damn! Instead of getting a piece of random ass and sleeping last night, I could have been up all night posting on the superfish telling everyone that I own 2 goldfishes and their names are Henry & Mudge...

Why do I always make the WRONG choices in life?!?

To all you Night Owls: where are you buying your coke from? Because last time I checked the last thing you would want to do when you're all hyped up is sit at a computer for 10 hours talking to strangers.
You are all getting ripped off and should seriously look into getting a different dealer.
Think they gave you baking soda.

@137 I'm hurt by that comment. You consider me a random piece of ass?
That's the last time you get the sausage woman!!

You know what else kills, Osh, besides crack? Me with an AK-47 and a blood stream boiling with PCP.

It was probably just a wig, I doubt it was her real hair. No one would die their hair a terrible shade of greenish black. Especially someone who is in the media as much as she is.

It looks like a crappy wig anyway, so Im going to go out on a limb here and assume it was def a wig.

@373: Stallion, baby, you still hungover? I was number 371, not 137.

Anyway, I had a typo too. I meant to type "getting a piece rammed in my ass"...

And by piece, I mean your huge stallion.

Pinky, no I'm fine now. I was pretty immature yesterday, and made an ass of myself, but fuck it.......Italia won, so I guess that makes up for everything.......

I hate bringing up the group "Color Me Badd" but I really want to sex pinky_nip up.

So # 375 is it a wig?

I was up all night smoking crack and I still got up at 5AM and went running before I came to work. True story. So I think I deserve a medal. Please send it Priority Mail as I can't live without it much longer.

It is not proven that the chemicals in the hair dye will harm the baby. But to be safe, lots of people recommend not letting the dye sit on your scalp for long, since this is how it gets absorbed into your body and could get to the baby. Ways to do this are by highlighting or by applying the color using foil which keeps it away from the scalp. The other way to be extra-safe is to wait until after the first trimester, when chemicals can be of most harm to the baby.

@381 I read your comment but I'm still hungry...........

Wow, I'm bored so I started reading what those boring people wrote in the wee hours last night and who the christ is the chick from post 196? Keisha or Laquita (one of those names). Bitch has serious issues. Probably a southern neighbor of Britney's uncle's best friends sister, who all had group sex last night. Go fuck your your pappy's sheep sister.

Finally, you can also try a "hair mascara" - tubes filled with temporary color and topped off with a thick mascara-like wand. Because they only coat the outside layer of your hair and don't get anywhere near your scalp, they are very safe to use. The wands are also faster, easier and safer than spray on temporary color -with no fumes to inhale - so they can work great to touch up roots.

http://www.myspace.com/meganharris84

"I'm a nice girl, but don't get too comfortable with me cause I can be a bitch too. But a nice cute bitch. When I want something, I try my hardest to get it. I dont really like Miami all that much, but i have no choice."

This is Mateo de Acosta
http://www.myspace.com/mmateo

also

http://www.mrmilo.com

How are these two people related? It's driving me crazy. This Mateo guy looks like one of those quirky, weird dressing, poet types that you'd like to punch in the face. He also writes children's books, which is just a front to lure them into his van. And I'm pretty sure MeganHarris looks halfway decent in one of her pics, it's just that I've never seen that one. The ones on her myspace make her look like a sea donkey.

#381 - is that how black babies are born from two white parents? The chicks dye their hair black & leave it on too long, seeping into the bloodstream and staining the baby?
I hear that's the excuse Britney is going to try passing off to K-Fuck when her little darkie comes out this time.

@382 ............and then??

MeganHarris you DO resemble Kirtsen Dunst, you filthy little whore!!! You are so fucking hideous, you beast. God I hate you. you fucking fuck.

@385 There should be a Parental control that goes with those pictures, she is one ugly bitch............

@386 Are you kidding, K-Fed would be like "Yo I told you I wuz ghetto!"

That's right, I keep forgetting about K-Fag's "blackness".
Maybe when he catches a few 9mm's from a drive-by, I'll finally remember that he's a true nigga.

388, et al. - I am not able to view myspace pages for some reason at work, but I can only imagine: Dyed black hair to match Mateo's, Hot Topic t-shirt and some kind of hideous knit cap, pasty face, blank expression with lifeless eyes and a smile that says, "Vintage clothing and Chai Tea is pretty much the only thing on my mind at any given time". Am I right, folks?

The real MeganHarris. I just threw up by the way.

http://www.uncwil.edu/Athletics/2003-04%20womens%20soccer/Profile%20Harris%2C%20Megan.htm

Holy shit Cruising, is everyone with the name Megan Harris that fucking ugly. If your last name is Harris and you have a baby girl, do the poor kid a favor, and don't name it Megan.........

LMAO #383... Toequida or whatever her name is wouldn't be surfing a website that bashes people in the wee-hours if she wasn't a hateful bitch herself. Kiss my ass- you don't judge people. Bullshit.

MeganHarris has never heard of sun. or makeup. And she has definately never heard "you're one hot sexy bitch".

Unlike me.

Oh-and Brit? If you're actually out there and can take the time to come up for air after 3rd breakfast? Keep going, sweetie, you've officially hit the wall, but that doesn't mean you should be able to demolish my house, you fat slut.

OshKosh - let's just say you're better off for not being able to see any of this. First of all she listens to the white stripes & fahsionista (whatever the shit band that is), she likes "soft comedies that star Matthew McConafag" and when it comes to famous people: "I've already met David Hasselhoff, so I guess I can die already. The next person to meet would be Chuck Norris."

Megan darling, please die already. You offend me.

Oh & she reads Sylvia Plath so suicide is hopefully in her near future.

398 - So basically I nailed it?
I'm always nailing shit - pinky, you're next.

Yes!! Biatcho, no address? I'm shipping the razor blades now...

@399: I'll be your punchboard, you slutty hot piece of cunt.

That chick in post 393 is totally going to be a Physical Education teacher at an All Girls High School.

No address but she lives in Miami, Florida. Hometown is St. Petersberg, Fla. Try the white pages.

I just don't understand how such a beast can live in a state where old people go to die because it's warm & sunny and she looks like a pasty ugly blonde chick from northern minnesota.

I hope all the chicks there queef in her ugly face. Nasty bitch...

I was jogging along the beach one day, and I saw Megan Harris crying. I said, "Hey, ugly girl, why are you crying?" She responded, "I've never been hugged before." So, I looked around, saw no one else, the I reluctantly hugged her.
Next day, she was there crying on the beach again. "What the fuck is wrong now, you ugly bitch?" She said "I've never been kissed." So being the humanitarian I am, I made sure no one was watching, then gave her an angry peck on the cheek. I jogged off trying to scratch my tainted lips off.
Very next day, this fucking whore was once again sitting on the beach, blubbering like a fat kid without a cupcake. "WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG NOW YOU NASTY TRICK???" I screamed.
"I've never been fucked before" she told me with a quivering lip. I looked around again, made sure no one was looking, tied her hands and feet behind her back, kicked her in the face, then threw her in the ocean.
"You're fucked now" I said, then I finished my morning run.

@403 The only time she gets out, is when Mateo takes her for a walk to use the bathroom, piss on fire hydrants, you know that type of shit, and then it's back in the box like the gimp in Pulp Fiction........

Papa's the SHIT!

Um, how the Hell does a beast like that SURVIVE in Miami? I thought they shot ugly/fat people on sight there?

Isn't it a requirement to be HOT to live in Miami?

I mean, they threw me out of the town because of my good looks, didn't want me showing up all the plastic surgery fucktards. Oh well, I have to settle for NY now...

Will the Superficial PLEASE put up some new stories for fucks sake, I'm BORED off meganharris' fat ass. This one needs to go to bed. or hell.

Papa, you make me all tingly inside! Your story freakin' ROCKED.

Teabag me, please.

HAHAHA Yes, PLEASE Superfish guy, post anything! You scratching your nuts, for Christs sake... Anything! (BUT Paris Herpes...)

To people who are on the 'you can't color your hair while pregnant.' I've had 2 kids, I also work in the cosmetology filed. It is perfectly safe to color your hair while pregnant. You should sit in a well ventelated room, and if at all possible things like bleach should stay off the scalp.

Your biggest problem with chemical process' while pregnant is that your hormones do strange things and can show up in the hair, which can sometimes cause color/perms/etc not to take, to take sporatically, show up a strange color, and many other things. You never can tell, it's a gamble.

Not that I like her in anyway, but there's nothing wrong with coloring your hair while pregnant, that said looks like someone missed a spot.

Megan Harris went to the grocery store and got one liter of milk, one can of ravioli, one apple, one banana, and one frozen dinner.

She went to the checkout and the handsome young male clerk scanned her groceries.

"I guess you're single," he said.

"Yes." She smiled. "How can you tell?" she said sarcastically, eyeing her purchases.

"Easy," he said. "You're butt-fucking ugly."

what the fuckingfuck is going on, I start my day with a cup of joe, sit in my desk turn on the computer, tune in to SF and I find over 400 hundred posts. I missed all the fun, fucking west coast time

Enough Louisiana people on here? We are becoming the majority! Face it people; we will not be treated like second-class citizens anymore. We are the disenfranchised. We can't afford Boone's Farm Blue Cyclone. We will no longer bear the burden of 2.3 years of oppression. We refuse to live in shotgun houses and eat grits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... with a side of crawfish. We will ride in schoolbuses if we so choose, even if Nagin has to put floaties on the wheels.

BTW, Megan Harris wants to meet Chuck Norris so he can roundhouse kick her in the fake eye.

@415 That's fucking great.
Stallion, you're turn. Give us a MeganHarris joke.

414:

Yes, I always take the advice of people who believe if ghosts and psychics. Fucking retard!

oh look, nobody will know it's her! i guess the paparazzi will leave her alone now. (i'm sure someone else has already said it, but like bigponie, i'm on west coast time and missed all the fun.)

by the way, this is the real picture of MeganHarris

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j266/bigponie/monkey.jpg

Places in Florida MeganHarris is banned from:

The Miami Zoo - for causing the depression, persistent vomiting, and subsequent death of several species of primates.

Miami Heat Games - for causing Shaq to go cock-eyed and ruining his free-throws for life.

The Beach - due to the Child Protection Act which clearly states you must not abuse children by allowing their eyes to be scalded with ugliness of her magnitude in a swimsuit setting.

Modeling Agencies and Strip Clubs - for causing them to lose all their clientele permanently.

Disneyworld - for breaking the House of Mirrors.

Dyes her hair and 500 people comment about it, wow

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

Papa @418:

Mine paled in comparison to yours. Well done, sir.

She looks great as a brunette

Maybe because it's her natural color?

Megan Harris has a very sympathetic face.

It has everyone's sympathy.

I think Megan Harris is HOT. I would totally use her as my toilet.

yay! i finally got a typekey thing after reading this for months and feeling like i needed to get in on the abuse...

is that a wig or her real hair?

#423 - actually only 429 people posted, not 500. And about 100 of the posts were legitimately about Britney's ugly ass hair.
300 of them were about Megan Harris and the rest were all those gays using this as an online chat room during the middle of the night. And your blog sucks.

Since when is it ok to make fun of people that are fat? Believe in Karma baby, lates wait and see how you'll feel once your ass comes busting out of your pants. And it looks to me that you guys are doing a great job at knocking her, since she is making millions of dollars more then all of you put together. ;)

PsychoKitten @ #414:

How long are your nails? I am just curious because you have 2 kids, my guess is no husband and you work in "cosmetology" so you probably have 5 inch long nails (painted with the American Flag on them for the impending holiday weekend)and resemble that hillbilly chick on My Name is Earl, right?

Cosmetology... that word always makes me laugh. The study of cosmetics. Not nearly as intelligent or smart as cosmology but damn near close.

Oh #431 I am so bored right now and will pick on people like you in protest until the Superficial gets off his ass & puts up some interesting stories. You're fat right? You know how I can tell? Because you're super-overly sensitive to weight issues and are crying over a box of Ho-Hos right now telling Britney not to let those bastards get you down, right?

#431 is sooooo fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for liposuction.

#431 to answer your silly question "Since when is it ok to make fun of people that are fat", the second you get fat, duh. obviously you are fat, and therefore must be made fun of.

I see everyone is having a ball at my expense.

LOSERS!

Yeah, funny jokes guys, if I hadn't of already heard those when I was 10 years old, I'd actually try to laugh. I forget I'm dealing with 4th graders.

Don't you guys have homework to do? A book Report?

I advise everyone to log onto meganharris' website that she insists she doesn't write uselessthings.com or just click on her name and it'll lead you there.
You can write comments and make fun of her there and watch her get all pissed off... it's hilarious.

MeganHarris I don't do book reports. I make the annoying geeks such as yourself do them for me so I can continue to have a blast.

MeganHarryAss - you are a miserable, vomitous mass.

Megan, face it you will never get laid, not by a human male anyways, try going into the jungle and find yourself a silverback, I hear those silverbacks are good at fucking lower life forms such as yourself.

Didn't she just say, " I want the paparazzi to leave me alone?" Ok- so go out of your house with a blotchy black dye job and maybe they won't notice you....or your extra large german woman back.

Is the baby ever awake????

I think Brit oughtta start posing for some artistic photography
http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/images/2/fullbody/Zz300.jpg

#5. You're right. She shouldn't dye her hair while preggers. Someone needs to drop a house on this skank. Like, literally....drop a house on her and kill her.

#443. I'm convinced Sean Preston's dead. That kid is never awake...nor does it look like it's breathing.

And let's stop with the MeganHarris bashing.....bash LameBananas or whatever its calling itself. I like her blog. It's amusing.

445
It's not her blog, it's her ex-boyfriend's "Mateo". She can't take credit for that. Hm, I wonder if ol' Mateo know she's linking to his site. Maybe she's not over him yet.
"LOVE me, Mateo! LOVE ME!"

I agree, the wee babe's probably dead, and she just keeps dragging his little corpse around.

"Weekend at Britney's".

446.

I just now noticed that about said blog.

Thank you for pointing that out.

I still think we need to focus on LambBananas, instead.

Or Bored Blonde. That skankbot was fun.

"Megan Harris is awesome."

I agree. Megan Harris is awesome at looking like shit and being a fat pig.

You see, fat people are funny because they have huge belly rolls and they cannot ride on roller coasters. They also can't walk up a flight of steps without dry heaving. Lastly, if you are really, really fat, you cannot even see your own private parts. That is fantastic!

What is not to love? Fatties are the comic relief of the real world.

FREE CHOCOLATE!!!!

All I know is, I want Italian Stallion to fuck me like an animal for a week straight.

Twice.

448
But lamebananas loves the attention, so I'd rather not give it any satisfaction. I really don't care about MeganHarris one way or the other, I've pretty much refrained from posting about her, aside from corrections like the one I made. I'm for ignoring the idiots altogether.

The best thing about really fat women is when you're trying to xray them, and you find an artifact on the film, and you can't figure out what it is, so you have to keep patting all over their rolls to find it. Then you discover--to your surprise-- a pen or small candy bar wrapper or piece of crumbled fast food paper that's been lost, stuck in a skin fold, held there by a cement layer of built-up sweat smegma and dead skin cells. It's greyish and smells like rotting flesh, in case you need the olfactory experience.

The best part is when you get that look of surprise (before you can stop yourself), and the patient looks JUST as surprised that you pulled a little prize out of her lard layer. You can see her expression say: "Oh! I wondered where that went" as if it happens to them frequently.

Who is Megan Harris and why is everyone talking about her instead of Britneys (horrible) new look?

don't drop the kid again, idiot.

Is that even Britney? If it is, OMG!

Dying For A Change: Hair color and Your Pregnancy
Pregnancy

By Colette Bouchez
Excerpted from Your Perfectly Pampered Pregnancy

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If you're like many women, bleaching, dying, or highlighting your hair may be a regular part of your beauty regime. And if you're like most pregnant women, you probably have some hesitation or even a fear about continuing to color your hair while baby is in tow. Although research into the effects of hair coloring on baby's health are still somewhat limited,many experts now contend the dyes are most likely safe and that women needn't be afraid to color their world during pregnancy.

That said, don't be surprised if your doctor still suggests you approach hair coloring with caution. Because the dye is absorbed through the scalp and into the body (it can be identified in urine) some medical experts are hesitant to give carte blanche to hair coloring during all three trimesters. Often, many physicians advise holding off coloring hair with permanent dyes during the first trimester when your baby is undergoing important neurological developments. Coloring can then be resumed in the second or third trimester.

If you color your hair at home, look for products with the fewest number of chemicals and always work in a well-ventilated room, wearing gloves while handling the mixture. If you have your hair done in a salon, request the first appointment in the morning on their least busy day - when you are least likely to suffer excessive chemical exposure.
Hair Coloring Alternatives
If you don't want to take a chance on coloring your whole head of hair, you may want to consider adding highlights - a great way of accenting your color and bringing light to the face, not to mention a little pregnancy glow! Because this process involves applying the chemicals one-half to one-inch from your roots, they don't ever touch your scalp. So, they can't get into your blood stream - which is safe for you and baby. You can also easily allow 8 weeks or more between appointments - minimizing salon exposure.

If you colored your hair before pregnancy, and want to ease up on treatments until after baby is born, look for a semi-permanent dye, containing low or no ammonia, and low or no peroxide. These generally contain fewer harmful chemicals, and work well to blend the different colors of your hair, making "roots" appear less obvious. What can also help: Color enhancing shampoos, designed to deposit temporary color so they can significantly extend the time between hair colorings.

Finally, you can also try a "hair mascara" - tubes filled with temporary color and topped off with a thick mascara-like wand. Because they only coat the outside layer of your hair and don't get anywhere near your scalp, they are very safe to use. The wands are also faster, easier and safer than spray on temporary color -with no fumes to inhale - so they can work great to touch up roots.
Mother Nature Knows Best: Natural Hair Coloring
To make your own ultra safe, all natural hair tints, try these recipes:
For red highlights or to enhance red hair: ½ cup of beet juice mixed with ½ cup of carrot juice. Mix together, pour on damp hair, and let sit for one hour before washing out. If you spend that hour sitting in direct sunlight, the effects will be even more dramatic.

For blonde highlights mix 1 cup of lemon juice with 3 cups of chamomile tea that has been brewed, cooled, and strained. Pour over damp hair and let sit for one hour - again sunlight will enhance the properties of the color. Wash out and follow with a conditioner. For significant blonde color use daily for up to three weeks.

For brunette hair prepare strong black coffee or tea. After washing hair, pour the mixture through hair 15 times, re-rinsing using the same liquid. ( You can do this by placing a large pasta or soup pot in the sink to catch the rinse, then pour into a large jar for the next rinse). On the final rinse through, leave on hair for 15 minutes, then rinse with clear water.
A word about perming and straightening your pregnant hair
While there is little in the way of scientific information on the safety of perming or relaxing your hair during pregnancy, perhaps the most convincing evidence against the their use comes directly from hairdressers. Most say that because pregnancy hormones frequently interfere with, or even change, the way your hair reacts to perm or relaxing solutions, you could easily end up with a look that is quite opposite of what you expected. Hair can get frizzy or straight instead of curly, or kinky and frizzy instead of straight. So forgo the perm or straightening for now - and opt for a style that's easy to manage without the extra chemical treatments.

All content copyrighted ©2001-2005 Colette Bouchez. Permission to republish granted to Julie Snyder. All rights reserved and protected under all International Treaties and Agreements such as the Berne Convention.

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Colette Bouchez is an award winning medical journalist with more than twenty years experience. She is the former medical writer for the New York Daily News, and the top selling author of The V Zone, co-author of Getting Pregnant and upcoming book, Your Perfectly Pampered Pregnancy. Currently a daily medical correspondent for HealthDay News Service/The New York Times Syndicate, and WebMD, her popular consumer health articles appear daily online, as well as in newspapers nationwide and in Europe and Japan. She is a regular contributor to USAToday.com, ABCNews.com, MSNBC.com and more than two dozen radio and television news stations nationwide. She lives in New York City.