Britney Spears changes baby on floor

I would like to reccomend that Britney try Benefiber twice a day, my granpa says it got him right as rain.

Ok, number one: Brit does not need to be in VS picking out ass-floss. Number two: well that was in the diaper. Number three: I would have taken the diaper, opened it and slapped that bitch in the face with feces.

A filthy floor in Victoria's Secret is a good place to change your baby, huh? Wow.....

I definitely have to see her interview with Matt Lauer now. Curious as to what lame ass excuses she will have for her behavior.

By the way I hope this is a true story. I hope the cashier was really hot and and stuck up and Britney Fucking Spears came in and changed her diaper on the floor next to the Angels collection and looked up at the cashier with her fat crying face holding a dirty diaper. It would make life 20% more worth living.

OUTRAGEOUS! When is CPS going to come into the picture here? Put him on the dirty floor of a store where he could be KICKED?

DUH!

Yes, Britney, the world is your litter box.

Has she changed him on the table at a restaurant yet? And I bet she's one of those pigs who leaves their diapers in the parking lots of stores.

I hate that.

this story is gold. i love a good shitney story before lunch.
ths gives a whole new meaning to "shitney spears" doesnt it.

You fools! Sean Preston is Britney's religion - remember?? She was consecrating the store with his holy feces. The loaded diaper was a gift bestowed upon the ingrate salesperson.

"We're country!"

That's not as bad as when I changed my kid on the highway shoulder and got arrested for handing the diaper calmly to a state trooper. And by handing I of course mean throwing at his head, and by calmly of course I mean running the fuck away a doing a face plant in the gravel. Last time I mix tequila, weed, and babysitting.

i used to work in a catering hall. sometimes people would change their babies on the tables during a wedding between the salad and pasta course. then tuck the diaper between the table and wall, for us to find it while cleaning up. no shit.

classy.

This is outrageous!!! How dare she think she can fit into a VS thong!

She is such a nasty, dirty hick bitch. No surprise, just disgust.

And yes, there was a report (National Enquirer, but still, do you doubt it?) that she changed him on a table in a restaurant in Malibu. Where people EAT. And that the management was all, "What can we do? She's Britney Spears!"

You could shove a foot up her ass and kick her out for violating health codes and being a nasty bitch with no manners...

Britney Spears is fucking crazy

Maybe, just maybe, Britney thought the butt-floss were diapers and wanted to put it on SP......hmmmmm

"Tried to hand it to the employee"? I would absolutely kill to see the look on their face. I mean, there you are, working for your tiny paycheck (they don't pay too well, us Vicky's employees can testify), and then suddenly you're handed a freakin' DIRTY DIAPER. I don't think there are words for the kind of horror, disblief and all-around confusion I'd feel, except for maybe "what the shit".

Incredible.

OK- I see this repulsive behavior ALL THE TIME. So even though she is trashy...it is common for parnets to just do it wherever they find a spot. I saw a mother changing a diaper at the booth of an Outback in Baltimore. YACK

It is, in fact, Louisiana tradition to remove the diaper on the floor but usually there's a gator nearby to which you can throw the diaper that will grab it in his chops, and a black 'houseboy' that will readily powder the baby's ass with file. I guess she's been living in the big city too long.

Yeah, I'm an attention whore.

Awesome... can't wait till she is filmed changing SP's diaper while driving, with him lying on the passenger seat, on the freeway.
That will be sweet.

I'd have kept it and sold it on ebay to skat freaks the world over.

Leave it to Brittany to brighten up an otherwise boring day at the SF. Thanks darlin'! You just keep being your usual moronic self and none of us will have to work today!

I don't beleive for a second most of you have ever seen an infant human child much less have had any experience in their maintenance.

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HA HA! Next, she'll put his crap in one of those censers Catholic priests swing around, light it on fire, and chant praises to her babe.

MOMMA MIA...WHAT A CRACKER....she may as well been at the county Piggly Wiggly fetchin' her some hawg lard to smear on her cheetos.....

as if!!!! LMAO!!!!!

In a perfect world the salesperson would have taken the diaper, then reached into her panties, pulled out last nights used diaphram and put it into Brittany's hand. Fair's Fair.

This is not her fault. She was going to change the kid on the BabyStation in the bathroom, but the sign on the door read: "No merchadise taken into the bathroom. And also, no fat people that have ever fucked Kevin Federline." What's a bitch to do?

Wow. She really IS a great mother.

it could have made Ebay if the employee was smart.

22

Ha Ha! That's funny.

So YOU'RE one of those people who change their babies on the tables, and leave diapers in the parking lot?

And FYI, I have a 2 1/2 year old, and have NEVER changed my baby in a store, on the floor. The least she could have done would be to go into one of the dressing rooms, if she didn't want to lug her ass to the restrooms.

It could have been worse. Britney is obviously not aware that there are places called restrooms in most stores, so what if - instead of SP - she would have kind of "had to go" herself. Right there next to the cash register.

She's a little bit Country..
He's a little bit Crappy Rap n roll.

29, dont bother. 22 is just trying to win the coveted COOB spot now that lamebanana and whipper are gone. this is one troll i could easily ignore.

At least it wasn't this diaper...

http://dpf.stores.yahoo.net/nonam.html

True story, I was walking around the Field Museum here in Chicago, turned a corner, and some woman had her rug-rat spread out on the floor, changing its diaper. WTF

ah britney, what will you think of next? i'll give one thing to K-FED's fathering skills...at least he knows that the best thing for his baby is for him to stay as far away from it as possible.

What a fuckin' nutcase. That's pretty damn gross. Then again, my friend works at VS, and she says they allow dogs in, and one time some Marmaduke-huge dog came in and took a dump. So this could be small potatos...literally.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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Is that an art museum?

Maybe she was going to do a Pollock and make some modern art.

32
Yeah, I know. But do you think the COOB is really gone? You KNOW it'll just resurface under another name. And we'll hate it just the same.

#37 No it's a natural history museum so Brit-brit would have felt right at home in the neanderthal exhibit. . .

Bitches that do this give very rich and privileged people a bad reputation.

Everyone needs to just chill the f*** out. At least she didn't put him up on the counter where he could roll off. I'm so sick of the Britney bashing and only because it's so totally nitpicky. Surely there's someone more interesting out there. Damn, you guys are more opinionated than those La Leche nazis that spew hate toward any woman who doesn't breastfeed until the kid is ready to go off to college. and if you think those changing stations in public restrooms are cleaner than a floor that is vaccuumed in Victoria's Secret, then you obviously have never changed a baby.

#18, ha. Though too bad you couldn't figure out how to put an accent on that e. Most of us northerners will read "file" as something you do with your taxes.

@41: cut the cord. just because your life revolves around your children, doesn't mean the rest of us want to handle their shit diapers at work.

that's why you carry something in the diaper bag to lay down on the changing stations.

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I think the deal here is that she was changing him in plain view of everyone (like anyone wants to see that), and tried to hand the dirty diaper to an employee.

And if the changing station is dirty, then you need to bring a diaper pad along in the diaper bag, like I do. If all else fails, line the changing table with paper towels. Duh.

43

On the same wavelength, I guess.

I wonder what works best when you forget the baby wipes? An Ipex wireless, or Second Skin Satin?

#41
oooh, you forgot to put the **sarcasm** sign on that post.
now you're gonna get bashed.

I'll start:
You douchebag, #40, where the fuck do you live? China? Mexico? oh, it so must be mexican china or something 'cos what you're saying is just dumb. Like your mom.

next?

43: cut the cord? WTF? Can you use any other out-of-place cliches? Yes, I'm unnaturally attached to my children because I'm bored with the Britney Bad Mommy Stories. That's some impressive deductive reasoning. Where did you learn to do that, on the short bus on your way to "special" school?

so, 41, you're telling me that if you were shopping at victoria's secret and you saw a woman put her kid on the floor, begin removing his crap-laden diaper and attempt to hand it off to an unsuspecting employee, you wouldn't be the least bit grossed out? riiiiiiight.

maybe we wouldn't NEED to britney bash if she'd stop embarrassing herself.

..and that shoud be "you douchebag, #41", but I think you can manage to figure that out

Who said it was a crappy diaper? Maybe it was just wet? Believe me, I've changed enough shitty pissy diapers in my life that I would definately not be grossed out if I saw someone doing it. I'd have enough sense to go somewhere a little more private, but I wouldn't act like it's the end of the f***ing world if I saw it happen.

#51

"I'd have enough sense to go somewhere a little more private. . ." Um, yeah, that's kind of the point, Brittany doesn't have enough sense. Hence the bashing. And this site is "The Superficial" not "Dr. Spock's On-line Guide to Parenting."

Putting your baby on a unsanitary floor is gross beyond words. That's worse than the diaper for heaven's sake.

In other words...being "country" is no excuse.

well then we agree, sort of. i agree that it's not the end of the world. however, i don't want a shitty diaper, a pissy diaper, or, as you so eloquently put it, a "shitty pissy diaper" anywhere near my lingerie. ;)

I think we should probably calm down, concerning Hickney's nappy request - one can only hope that the Victoria's Secret employee remembers she too was responsible for soiled underwear at least once in her childhood. I mean surely the question concerning this story is why on earth Britney, who is in the unenviable position of being both post-natal and pregnant, was buying kinky underwear in the first place? I'd have said that was immeasurably more scary than a dirty nappy.

55--Now THAT'S what I call fodder!!! amen.

"You fools! Sean Preston is Britney's religion - remember?? She was consecrating the store with his holy feces. The loaded diaper was a gift bestowed upon the ingrate salesperson."

Best. Comment. Ever.

I'm waiting for the day when she accidentally leaves him on top of her car and drives off. And I agree with 43 & 44. She could have gone into the damn bathroom to do that. Especially where she's at....LA...or Beverly Hills or whatever...yeah someone would have complained to the Health Dept.

55
Since when is a thong kinky? I admit that the thought of Britney in a thong is vomit-inducing, but kinky? Really?

@48 JrzMommy: Short bus! Good one! Never heard any ever say that before!

Now go back to breast feeding your 12 year old and powdering your 15 year old's ass.

Kinky would be a crotchless black vinyl g-string with a built-in vibrator. IMO.

For Christ's sake. What happened to all the funny posters? These squabbling posts suck.

*anyone.

That's what happens when you ride the short bus. You fuck up your grammer. Plus Jr. was trying to feel me up and his drool was hitting my shoes.

59--Actually, I Home-College all of my kids and all 7 of them sleep in my bed! Friends?

63

...while breastfeeding. hee hee!

I hate the show, Friends.

grammAr

Victoria secretly wants Britney dead

Sorry, but I disagree...it seems gross, but I have been in a similar position more than once...I just feel bad that people are searching for such mundane things to criticize...I am sure that she will do some more really stupid things with the kid, but this isn't one of them (if it's true at all)

#42, you win the clever name prize

I'm personally tired of seeing the same pictures of Britney recyled for every story. I'd much rather see the superfish guy draw crude drawing to illustrate a new story. Something like this:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/shitney.jpg

(Cheeto-dusted fingers included)

And yes, it is a SLOOOOWWWWW day at work.

@70: Hi-fucking-larious!

@66: Thanks.

Now please go away.

Not only would I have taken Sean Preston's shitty diaper, I would have opened it up and used my finger to style the Virgin Mary in the dookie, and then I would have sold that little stink-bomb on eBay for one million dollars.

Although Brittany bashing is fun, if you really want to entertain yourself, go to http://www.eepybird.com/ and watch the Diet Coke & Mentos experiments.

I have never in my life seen such nit-picking "asswipes" as the Baby Patrol on Brit....at least she is changing his diaper instead of leaving him in shit to get a case of mommy-inflicted fire crotch.
I don't have kids, but a towel, blanket, etc. some wipes and a fresh diaper is all u need to do a sanitary diaper change, granted the smell would be offensive if you were say....eating, but I'm sure your mom probably changed you in some weird places, there just weren't cameras there or more importantly anyone that gave a f*ck about your shitty ass diaper.

#70 LOL

But, why did you drew her wearing flip-flops?

For everybody defending Britney, I have but onething to say: You are a terrible mother and your children hate you. And if you disagree it only means you're mad because it's true.

I used to have a kid, and he took a shit in public, once. But I thought that meant he was broken so I threw him in a dumpster.

Click above for a video clip from the Matt Lauer interview that airs tomorrow.

I particularly like how she accuses the tabloids of going a little "far" (annoying finger-quotations) with her.

She is indefensible and a complete and utter moron!! I've had bowell movements with more intelligence than her. Someone should give her an abortion and a hysterectomy, and K-Tard a vasectomy while they are taking a weed nap.

Okay, Nip Pinky, I'll go away. But I have one final question...why did you type "at" 66 (@66)? Did you mean #66? # is the symbol for "number." That short bus fucked up a lot more than your grammar, bitch. Have a great day.

At least she didn't try to hand the kid over to the employee.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

"That Britney is one bad Moth-"

"Shut yo' mouth!"

"I'm just talkin' bout Britney."

when people say "you should calm down" on a site where people are encouraged to post comments, what does that mean we should do? not post comments? wouldnt that just contradict the whole point of the superficial? isnt the whole point that the superfish guy shares and makes fun of stupid stuff happening in pop culture/entertainment today, and whoever wants to can post their thoughts. thats how it works. if anyone hates britney bashing then what are you doing here? theres a plethora of britney is a good mommy sites you guys can go to. fo real.

and yes its a disgusting repulsive and disrespectful thing to do. i dont give a crap who you are if youre disgusting enough to change dirty diapers in a very public place where people are there to shop then you deserve all the bashing imaginable.

Well.................... Ah fuck it not even worth saying

70--Thanks! I needed that laugh. I love the sweatpants, and you got the hair color almost perfectly matched! A+ work!

#41 -

"Damn, you guys are more opinionated than those La Leche nazis that spew hate toward any woman who doesn't breastfeed until the kid is ready to go off to college."

This is a place where people are supposed to state their opinions, genius.

If you're TRULY "bored with the Britney Bad Mommy Stories" and "so sick of the Britney bashing because it's so totally nitpicky" then you might want to try not reading the comments. You know, so you won't be sick & all. I'm only thinking about your health here.

"if you think those changing stations in public restrooms are cleaner than a floor that is vaccuumed in Victoria's Secret, then you obviously have never changed a baby."

I have a 7 year old. So yep, I have changed a baby several times before. No, the changing stations in public restrooms aren't always clean which is why it's up to BRITNEY, as Sean's mother, to provide a clean place to change his diaper. The floor of a Victoria's Secret store ain't the way to go.

#52 - exactly! lol!!!

Holy crap........literally.

With all the scrutiny she knows she's been under recently, makes you wonder if Brit herself needs a nanny.

I used to have a shitty diaper. I loved it, cherished it, and paid its way through college, and now its Dr. Shitty Diaper, so fuck you you elitist mothering punks!

jrzmommy, I think you need your diaper changed...

#10 = Winner

Great, she is on a roll
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

80

Uhh, jrzmommy, people here type the @ sign all the time. Yes, we know it's #66, but just for giggles, we sometimes say, this is @ 66. Just to keep things fresh, you know. Who's being nitpicky now?

76

Because my skillz with the paintbrush ain't good enough to draw platforms.

what a salad head...

"@"85
Thanks, maybe the 'fish guy will hire me to illustrate his posts.

I would have taken the diaper and sold it on E-Bay. Don't you know there is somebody who would pay good money for that shit?

@80: I put the "at" sign there (as others do) to say that this "quote" is directed "at" you, number "80".

Stupid fucktard. Enough with the short bus jokes, expand your brain and try to come up with some new material.

I wonder how many times she has to change Kevin's diaper a day?

Most likely a lot because we all know he's one big pile of shit, not to mention the diarrhea of the mouth..........

jrzmommy... the new COOB in town.

I was at a Papal audience, and right in the middle of it, my baby shit himself. So I changed the diaper on a nun's head, threw the used one right in the Pope's face and said, "If you allowed abortion, you wouldn't have baby shit all over your face right now, and that nun wouldn't be crying, Mr. Pope". We all laughed and laughed.

Britney Spears is Tom Cruise-crazy!!!

New rule: Everybody has to specify exactly who they are directing their comment at by using At (@) number (# / poster listed at following number).
For example:
Hey, At (@) number (# / poster listed at following number) 27, I jerked off in your libtard salad!
Failure to comply with the new regulations will result in hot sex resulting in endless orgasms.
Mgmt.

Well, see, I was already laughing at the Cheeto-dusted-flip-flopped-shitty-diaper-changing cartoon, but then DocRoc did me in with his dumpster comment.

As for Britney, well, once again she makes us LA people look like inbred hicks. Like she didn't get enough grief for the restaurant-diaper incident, she has to go and do it again. You KNOW someone close to her had to tell her that you don't change your kid in public like that. Nevermind the fact that she's always whining about how the pap drives her crazy, picks on her, watches her every move, etc., et al, ad nauseum. I know with the childhood she had, being raised in the spotlight, she didn't watch 'country' people changing babies in the local Denny's at 2am, so where she got the idea that the ideal place to change the kid is basically anywhere he decides to pinch one out is beyond me. Maybe if she doesn't want everyone watching her, she should quit acting like a badly trained circus monkey who does things for negative attention.

She made her bed, now she needs to lie in it; she made her fortune off of people watching her, photographing her, hanging on her every move, and she obviously loved it then or she would have retired and gone into seclusion, or at least kept a lower profile. She has the same high-profile life, going to the same places, being on television, doing all the things that 'entertainers' do (aside from the fact that now her oopsies are more entertaining than what her real job used to be), so she can't expect everyone to just walk away and quit looking.

She needs to quit acting so stupid, pick up a parenting book from BAMM, and do what real parents do. BTW, why does she always hold that baby with one hand squeezing his diaper into his asscrack? Why can't she wrap a hand underneath his butt and balance him in the crook of her arm, or better yet, but down the mocha-choco latte and hold him with both hands. Or put him in that shiny stroller.

It's not so much the germs as placing a baby on the floor of a crowded store where he could be stepped on or where she could trip some unsuspecting shopper. Plus, handing a diaper to a cashier is just wrong -- white trash treating someone else like a servant. That cashier probably works harder than Brit does...

@102

Aw, I miss Mister Secure White Shrivelled Ballsack, or whatever that crazy f*cker's name is.

The Doctor, as always, delivers comedy gold.

GOLD, baby!

What a pigfucker she is! I would have taken that poopy diaper and shoved it right in her face.

YES!!! That flippin' rules! I'm so glad the VS employee refused to handle the baby's diaper.

Coming from someone who was stuck working retail for 6 years and being handed everything from sneezed on cash, to snotty Kleenex, to spit out sunflower seed shells, to rancid Band-Aids, etc. to throw out for people. Brintey can put her own rotten kid's shitty diaper in the trash! Fucking stuck up cunt-bag! Do your own dirty work and take care of your kid's mess yourself. That's what mothers do you dumb trailer-trash whore!

The thing I can't get over is...

Why is she buying pink THONGS at Victoria Secret?

She's kidding us, right?

Nigga's please...Not even my Mexican grandma who had sixteen kids changed their daipers on the floor.
And being country isn't an excuse, you can't be more country than a Mexican!

She tries to hand the dirty diaper to an employee? Who the fuck does she think she IS??

God, where do these people get the delusion that they're higher and mightier than everyone else?

#92 - It took until that post for her to turn f*** into fuck and she dropped a little bitch in there.

I can't WAIT until the day that I get to have kids and turn onto a jrzmommy. I don't really like having any individuality anyway. I want to be known as "So-and-so's Mommy" and "Such-and-such's Wife" for the rest of my life. Just a side note, jrzmommy, when it comes to breastfeeding - they're too old for ninny when they can ask for it. Those permanant adult teeth are hell on the nipples, no? You are a fruit-salad head.

#70

Exxxxxcellent......

#70 - I must agree. What an awesome drawring, Simon. Are you looking at my bum?!

If i was the employee i would have thrown that shit filled diaper in her face.
http://celebreligion.com

Britney is not the sharpest tool in the shed and being "country" is no excuse. If she had one of those big expensive strollers that you can lay a baby down in, she could change the baby in that any where she wants, however I would not suggest doing it inside a store. Most bathrooms have baby changing tables in them. Hopefully she layed the baby on a pad or blanket. Hold on to the diaper until you find a trash can. Why can't anyone hold onto their trash until they find the proper place to dispose of it? Bring along a plastic bag, Britney, put his poo sack in the bag, then tie the end of the bag into a not and it will keep it from stinking until you can find a trash can. Someone should start a site that gives advice to retarded parents like Britney. I hope she washed her hands.

Knot!

There was probably a poor saleswoman following Britney around after that, throwing away everything she touched!

102--
I'm waiting...

@36-

I would rather clean up dog shit ANY DAY than touch a baby's diaper. I changed my friend's kid's shitty diaper once and it was the nastiest thing I have EVER seen. The runny shit was smeared all up it's back...UGH! That (and many, many other things pertaining to children) decided it for me-I want my uterus ripped out, set on fire, and then atom bombed.

My sister in law (fat white trash like Shitney) did that once at Wal-Mart. She grabbed a blanket off the shelf, changed her 4 year old son (yes, STILL in diapers at 4, lazy parents)on it and then stuck it back on the shelf. Horrifying. But this is the type of shit I would expect from Brit, classy as she is.

Jane-

I would be willing to bet that #22 is the COOB, already back, posting under yet ANOTHER name, trying to fool us. Guess what, fucktard, IT ISN'T WORKING!!! Go die already.

Whatever happened to 'stache homeboy?

118 - I'm sorry, had you not received your hot sex yet? It may take four to five business days. In the meantime, try to find some hot sex on your own. Remember, be yourself, because that's what's REALLY cool.

Ha Ha HA!
She probably dropped the baby and changing the diaper was her way of saying "I meant to do that!"

@51-

I don't like kids, in fact, I pretty much despise them. So you think I should be subjected to watching you, or any of your soccer-mom, stay at home hausfrau bitch brigade change your little crotchfruit right in my face because you're too fucking lazy to walk 3 feet to a restroom? I would LOVE to come to your suburban McMansion and just take a gigantic shit right in the middle of your living room. Let's see how much YOU like it. You and the rest of your kind are pretty much fucking up this country and raising spoiled, self-indulgent little brats that think the world revolves around them. Don't take your hostility out on the rest of us simply because your husband is fucking his secretary and "working late" every night and on weekends because he doesn't want to touch your fat ass or your stretched out cooch, or be around your screaming little hellions. Jesus, one troll leaves, and a million more show up! What type of STUPID FUCK thinks it is OK to change a freaking kid on the floor so everyone else has to see it, smell it, etc? I don't have kids so I don't have to look at them, hear them, or otherwise put up with them, but you assholes are so goddamn intent on shoving them in us (blessedly) childless people's faces like we should WANT to hear it scream, like it's such an HONOR or something. YOUR KIDS ARE ANNOYING! IF IT STARTS SCREAMING IN A PUBLIC PLACE OR NEEDS TO BE CHANGED, TAKE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! Don't force those people who don't like kids to put up with your problems becuae YOU are miserable and unfufilledin your life, and because you made a BIG mistake. Oh, and if you are only defined as being a "mommy" to something, then I don't blame your husband for screwing a hot, 20 year old, skinny secretary.

To the rest of you GOOD parents:

I don't mind kids if they are raised right, and if I don't have to experience ALL the miseries of parenthood at the mall, a restaurant, or other public places because some people shouldn't be breeding. If you can be a PARENT and make your kid behave, then kids can be really cool. But people like that are why us childless by choice people would rather die than have kids, or in any way be forced to deal with them.

She's a little bit cuntry, all right.

I've changed more than my share of shit-filled diapers, and what the fuck thanks to I get? I can sleep in a couple of hours this Sunday and get a useless present and a cheap card. I'm ready to send the little fuckers off to military school.

Oh, and I bet lil' JR will be getting his ass pounded in jail in 20 years, or strung out on drugs because his mommy didn't make him listen, obey rules, or have respect for the feelings of others. Yeah, won't that be funny to see him learn respect from a big black guy named "Tiny"? And, once again, MY tax dollars will be paying for it, just like I paid for his public school education, etc. But you can't even show those of us who foot the bill for your mistake any goddamn respect or consideration? Fucking cunt. YOU should have been sterilized. Or euthanized. Either one would be fine by me.

First, what is she doing by VS undies when her already lard @ss has a bun in the oven? And the thought of her trying on thongs...eeewww.

I can't stand K-Fed, but hell, I wouldn't want to be photographed or around her either.

tsarinaamanda you just write way too much. allllways. too much. just slow your roll.

Britney Spears needs to do herself a favor & get the fuck out of Hell-A....Then, she needs to dump the sponge she calls a husband...What a complete fuck-up that was marrying that loser....Brit, just take your kids & RUN as far away as you can get!!!

I think Britney has always been this stupid, noone ever noticed because she didn't have anything to take care of or be responsible for. LA and K-Fed are not to blame...not to say that they helped, either.

She needs to get a new dye job. Go to one of those expensive Hollywood arteests and get a natural hair color. Yellow hair looks like hell on everyone! It makes your face look pink and blotchy!

notice how jrzmommy has left with her tail between her legs

PWNED

@127-

I have a lot to say. And as is evident, this subject is quite personal to me, having to put up with retards like Jrzmommy and their annyoing little hellions every day, and having to try not to cringe/flinch/wince when the little shitstain lets out an ear piercing shriek every 2 seconds, or runs around trying to trash the place, etc. The worst is when the kids just stand there and STARE like mongoloids, or they try to touch me. WTF are you looking at, you little freak? I KNOW you aren't expecting gooshy praise for your bad behavior from ME! Ugh. Fucking mouth-breathers, they are COVERED in germs. I carry hand sanitizer for the express purpose of if someone's kid touches me. Sticky, filthy hands, snot bubbles coming out their nose....*shudder*

131

i want you to have my child...

yes i know what you mean, (refer to #11) its just too much words to read. i like it short and sweet.

I really love tsarinaamanda's rants. Probably because I usually agree with them wholeheartedly. I thank you tsarina.

First, I am in no way siding with Britney and I much enjoy the "bashing of celebrities" but some are right when they say that this criticizing of every little move of hers is getting a bit boring. So I have a "few" general comments to make on the 133 or so comments before mine.

1) Maybe she used a changing pad on the floor.
2) Not only does she have to deal with the normal stresses of being an incompetent young mother, she also has people following her 24/7.
3) Everyone shit in a diaper at some time or another. If it makes you sick, you need to grow up. The whole "ewww poopy" thing is a bit old.
4) Some of you are hateful. Incrediably personally hateful towards others.
5) Britney may not be a great or even good mother, but she is the only mother SP has.
6) There is a big difference between changing your baby on the floor of a clothing store and changing your baby on a food table.
7) The health department could care less about some woman changing her baby in VS.
8) You can't sell a dirty diaper on EBAY. It would be removed immediately.
9) We don't even know if this story is real or not.
10)I am saddened by those who are afraid of children. If children did not exist, neither would you or anyone you know and the world would end. Or something like that.

I am not responsible for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Blame the public school system.

Also, I have no children so save you're breast feeding and apron string replies.
Thanks.

Ha ha, ptprez, you're funny.

Sean Preston passes gas in a quicky mart...pictures on page 22.

Sean Preston spits up...News at 11.

I personally love children. I love their innocence, their smiles, their tender, tender hearts, and moist skin. I love the plump flesh around their knees, the way it falls off the bone, and the sweet, juicy baby sauce that just melts in your mouth, their vacant little eyes and tiny, crunchy hands...

135

Was #8 thrown in there for fun? Because I can't believe you would post that in seriousness.

139
Hello, Hannibal.

The next time I am tearing some undies off a drunk chick, and I get baby feces on my teeth, I am so suing that fat cunt.

135 - Being hateful is where the money is. Don't you know anything, you broke-ass dickhole?

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/britney1.9.jpg

Okay... It's almost a to z, but here it goes...

a.) Dropping her baby from his high chair.
b.) Almost dropping him and appearing drunk.
c.) Driving with him on her lap.
d.) Driving with him slumped over.
e.) Changing his diaper on the floor.
f.) Never carrying him correctly.
g.) Marrying a man who spends $400,000 on a watch (good role model)
h.) Replacing the father with a manny.
i.) Having another baby to compensate a marriage, therefore divining her already frayed attention for one child in half.

Did I miss anything, anyone... feel free to add j-z!

WHAT A HILLBILLY. She looks like a two dollar hooker

j.) never putting a hat on him, even when he's in direct sunlight.

139

do you eat them with fava beans???

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seriously? the fact that you know the names of regular commenters (or at least their fake names) proves you have a really great life and enjoy being outside, helping people. as opposed to sitting around your computer, logging on every few minutes to see if "whipper" or "lamebanana" has written a response yet.

#144 that should definately have a NSFW warning!

#139 them be some real baby back ribs

Why are people so surprised by this one? Seriously, this is right in line for Ms. Spears. It's ashame her competent husband wasn't around to assist with the parenting needs. With three children to his name, he should know how to change a diaper in a tasteful manner. This gal really makes it hard for onlookers to be sympathetic to her scrutiny when she acts like a dingleberry.

@ 140

#8 was half joke and half serious because there were a million jokes about selling it on ebay but ,thankfully, ebay protects us from such craziness.

@ 143

You are half incorrect, sir(?). I may be a dickhole but I am not a broke ass. I wipe said dickhole with Mr. Franklin every time I piss in the dressing room at VS since they don't leave a girl any TP. I like to go in there since everyone yelled at me when I did it by the register. At least there I had reciept paper.

what's sad is i think brit needs a stylist worse than SP needs a manny..... yeeukkkkkk

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fuck that white trash wigger motherfucker...

he doesn't even know what a huggie looks like...

he can't wipe his ass without instructions...

oh...and sucks about big ben-ed my face in a windshield...NOT

@51 ---
wow although I've enjoyed this site for months u actually made me angry enough to post. I'm from Jersey too, born and raised been in NC last 20 yrs. As 37yo mom of 4 (3 living 1 deceased) including a hyperactive autistic 6yo, I have dealt with EVERY substance that the human body can excrete with the exception of BRAIN MATTER so believe me I've got the credentials and battle scars to talk. I have dealt with blood, breastmilk. boogers, piss and poop, vomit, spit and pus in almost every kind of setting u can imagine --- it comes with the title of MOTHER! Now let's get real --- this chick is a hot mess! First things first--- the new mommy" excuse is getting thin. This not her first outing with a 2 day old infant. She has changed 100's of diapers by now. Don't you dare excuse her behavior --- any good mother tries to be discreet when dealing with her children in public situations. First of all, if she changes him regularly and unless his intestines were exploding, he certainly did not go enough that the diaper had to be changed at that precise minute... she could have found discreet corner of the store to change him if ABSOLUTELY necessary right then and there; taken him to the damn car to change him; change him in the dressing room; public bathroom or politely asked for the employee bathroom. I have done all of them. As a mom who wont even let my 10yo touch anything in a public bathroom, I carry sanitizer and disinfectant in my diaper bag; i have coated that changing station with paper towels. Once I even had to pull off my damn shirt to lay the baby on one of those stations to change him when towels werent available. Hell, before my daughter could hold herself over the toilet I have even gotten the damn store's cleaning supplies to clean a toilet for her Don't tell me that it was OK for her to lay that baby on the floor and change him at the register. And WTF about giving the diaper to someone???? Put the damn diaper in your diaper bag, purse, hell put it in the bag with those damn thongs ---- if she didnt have bags for dirty diapers in her diaper bag --- the stupid chick is at a freakin register --- ask for a pretty pink bag and put the shitty/pissy diaper in it, tie it up and take it with u! Why didnt she leave the store with him --- I have left my packages with friends or at the register or in the middle of the damn aisle to attend to one of my children. I have carried one out of the middle of the damn mall throwing up into a plastic bag while pooping her pants so dont tell me it cant be done. I'm no supermom, i make mistakes like everyone else, and my kids didnt come with instruction books either. They get sick after the dr's office closes, they poop at the wrong time; they rarely make it to the toilet in time to throw up, they have shit, pissed, thrown up and snotted on me --- and I love each one of them. They are normal children --- the unpleasant stuff is just part of PARENTHOOD. If you dont have the stomach for it and can't think quick on your feet --- DON'T take on the job---- do something safe, easy and predictable like diffusing Explosive Devices blindfolded with mittens on! We work very hard to let them be blissfully ignorant of just how difficult and challenging it is to raise them But we do our best to make the best decisions we can in caring for them and I have no doubt that my husband or I would throw ourselves in front of a train to protect them. In the scheme of things a pissy/shitty diaper in my $$$$$ purse is a piece of cake. No doubt Britney loves her son, but she really is not using COMMON sense and the fact that she has been caught using such poor judgement so often is disturbing. The situations she has been caught in are the no-brainers of motherhood. If her judgement is that poor SP should be protected. Her momma needs to pull her ass out the bayou and put her grandma foot in Britney's ass! Dammit -- gotta go now the baby is teething so he's crying bloody murder and the 6yo just hit his sister in the head with a Playdoh can! Ahhhhhh- the JOYS of Motherhood! :)

hey brit...they're called CHANGING STATIONS...

every mall has them...fuckin ay...i took my daughter in one...that's what they're there for, you stupid red-neck cunt...

@ 156

All I have to say is "Wow!"

Breathe, dear, breathe.

Congratulations for being a REAL mom.

I have a disabled brother and I can relate to the autism, but HYPERACTIVE?

Good lord, woman. You have your hands full.

156

WOOT WOOT! There is no need for any other posts on that subject. all_d'z_kidz has taken the cake. Good work!

And a big pat on the back for being such a good mom!

156

what color playdoh???

We have previously established that SPF is Satan incarnate so I am sure he has control of Britney's pea sized brain by now. Why else would she be in Victoria's secret. SPF wanted to check out the sluts is all. And when the dark lord want's his diaper changed he wants it changed NOW!

Ok - why is she shopping in VS? For a woman who has SO MUCH money you'd think she could shop for more expensive lingerie. VS really isn't the bomb.

Secondly, where the fuck are the people in this world to tell the fuck-tards like Britney how the straighten the fuck up?!?!?! I remember my dad almost getting in a brawl in a restaurant with clueless parents because they just let their kid scream at the top of its lungs without doing anything like taking it outside so everyone wouldn't have to hear it screech!

The only reason why asshats like Britney persist in doing such things is no one is telling them that they're incompetent, rude, classless boobs who should limit their public outings to the Piggly Wiggly, if that even!

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Unfortunately,there aren't any Piggly Wigglys on the West Coast.

So basically, she should limit her outings to Wal-Mart.

tee heee heee 158

> whew, I feel better!

Monthly Xanax prescription: $30

1 hour psychotherapy: $120

Finding out that even without all that money you can be a better mommy than some rich celebrity dimwit: PRICELESS

BTW ---- it was yellow Play-doh and yes, I popped his heiney for throwing it!

Good for the cashier!! She's my new hero -- "Hell, no; I'm not handling your baby's crap for you."

i used to love my playdoh factory...

but then i made penises and chased my sister with them...

mom smacked my heiney too...

@139 oshkosh, you rock, that was great.

#156 pretty much summed it up.

@139 oshkosh, you rock, that was great.

#156 pretty much summed it up.

that kid was probably conceived on the floor...

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...in the bathroom in the Arco station, on the way to Wal-Mart to buy more Cheetos and Kool menthols...

She doesn't need a G-String, she needs aircraft cable.

Maybe she wasn't shopping, maybe she was reliving the good old days, when she hadn't been contaminated by the ole albino trouserschnauzer of trailer park paradise, and didn't have to learn that shit really does stink, even if it has half of your genetic makeup.

I wonder if she has someone standing in her bathroom waiting for her to hand them the used toilet paper when she's finished.

Hell, if I had that kind of money, I'd wipe my ass on tens and twenties, and the staff could keep it if they wanted to clean it. Because that's what class is all about. Shitting on legal tender.

Next we will be seeing her change her baby;s diaper in the parking lot of a local Kmart and leave the soiled ass bag to stink and fester in a stray shopping cart.

Then her path to white trashhood will be complete. That and becoming a fat bloated Soccer Cow screaming threats at her kids from the sidelines of a soccergame.

#164 LOL!!!

But hey, you're right. I have a kid too and, I always changed him before we left the house, just in case. And, in case of emergency, I went to the car if I had no place. I love kids but I know that others might not, so , they don't have to deal with our parenting business like diapers.

why doesn't Britney's mom help her...damn man...when Britney was raking in the dollars Lynn was like her shadow, now where is she? Can't she see this girl doesn't know what she's doing.....

I agree with the one person who used critcal thinking skills and said, "how do you all know it was a shitty diaper?"

I love the immature bitchiness on this site. God love idiots.

#70, I can go on reading NO longer, because YOU are the funniest mother fucker in the whole wide world....thanks, I haven't laughed like that in years!!!
Okay, now that I have just changed my pee-pee'd panties, I can continue...
...let's see, where was I....

Damnit, I'm always the last to know...

I meant:

@70

@123, that's why I haven't seen a movie in couple of years...because I am a good mommy. I hate when I'm trying to watch a movie a fucking baby is screaming behind me, makes me want to give it some popcorn to choke on.

@175

“Critcal” thinking indeed. If we are attempting to utilize those skills here, do you really think that a diaper with some tinkle in it would have been pressing enough to have to immediately subject everyone in the store to it? Doubtful. Of course the contents of the diaper obviously aren't what make this story outrageous, it's Brit's sheer lack of parenting skills and common sense.

God, look at how she is changing from righthand material to trailerpark Lori Driver. I'm pretty sure that inside her fancy pansy house, there is nothing but rusty RVs and donkeys to breastfeed the litte miracle.

#70...What do you do for a living? Whatever it is, you should quit and go into animation and create the Adventures of Shitney Hour for Preteens. You'd make a bundle and could retire for life.

No offense, but your site is starting to suck! I used to come to this site everyday for funny entertainment stuff, but now it's like you're slippin'.

I'm not jumping on the bandwagon of those who noticed the same thing, but there is more to entertainment than K-Fed and Britney...

um, 156, save your money and fire your therapist....he or she obviously isn't helping you. Nice rage. What's your point?

123-- you're just an angry, bizarre irrelevant freak.

No, I didn't leave with my tail between my legs, it's called having other things to do, but thanks, you lifeless sloth.

No, my husband doesn't sleep with his secretary--your bitterness and repetition of that sounds like you speak from experience. Aw...was she prettier than you?

No I'm not a brainless soccer mom who lives in a McMansion. Well, maybe the mansion part is more accurate. But I understand your bitterness considering the view of the county landfill must suck from your double-wide's faux bay window

No I'm not a fat jemima, like most of you holier-than-thou "moms" who know so much.

No my cooch isn't stretched out beyond belief--that's what the beauty to C-sections are. But I"m sure yours can fit a tractor trailer.

No, my kids aren't screaming brats. No, JR isn't my kid's name, JRZ is shortened for Jersey, genius. And my son washes his hands and won't end up being someone's bitch in prison.

Bite me.

Oh, and #80, since you feel like playing grammar mafia, you misspelled "definitely" in post #51. Toodles.

I would have done it in the dressing room at least. That is simply gross. The whole family has abandoned her now - thus granny not taking the helm with the baby. I think it was either, 'You either git rid of K-fed or Mommy goes back to the Bayou.'
Why is everyone else getting weird about this? One time I soiled all my pants as a child on a car trip and had to go bottomless the last leg of the journey. Then, my dad carried me in the house, with my ass completely naked for the whole neighborhood to see. I was 2 or 3, but I did not piss my pants again. Maybe Brit was trying to train the child? I hope someone got a photo of the goods with a cell phone - now THAT you could sell on ebay. SKEEEZY!!!!!!!!

Oh give me a fucking break! Hounding her for changing a diaper. If she hadn't the headline would have been "BRITNEY LETS BABY SIT IN POOPY DIAPER" How bout some real gossip. I type this not as a fan but as a mother. Sure a stall may have been more appropriate, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do when your baby is stinky.

You guys are killing me. This is some good stuff. Poor Britney. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

I have 3 young children and I understand the urgent need to change a babies diaper. If there is no changing station in the bathroom the only place to do it is on the floor and to put a blanket under the baby and later put the blanket in a sealed plastic bag. I do not think she was right to try to hand it to the employee or to do it in front of people but I do understand the urgency when the diaper is soiled and the baby is fussy.

I just want to know one thing? How the hell does she fit into Victoria's Secret underwear? There underwear fits smaller than most brands, and they only go up to a large.I smell muffin tops iced with tramp stamps...

sigh..... i hate when this site gets all serious.... but indulge me a minute while I get off on this tangent y'all.... (go read all the really funny stuff for a few minutes, this won't take long)

hey jrzmommy... did u even READ what u posted and you talk to ME about rage.... girlfriend the Xanax and psychotherapy reference was for you. For someone who is so proud her son washes his hands, the fact that you find a VACCUUMED floor stained with only science knows what kind of crud from a million nasty shoes on it any cleaner than any changing station is scary. Your "gee, golly, jeepers what's the big deal" attitude tells me you have the same sense of ENTITLEMENT that a lot of parents have. I betcha say the same thing when the little prince (with the clean hands) cusses you out while climbing all of the mannequins in a display window or stands up on a bench in a restaurant to talk to the people at the next table. My point, u twit, was that u need to stop excusing this behavior. You are not ENTITLED to treat the world like your personal living room --- we are not your guests. Damn, girl, where's your home-training? You can't prevent every crisis but dammit you can try to be observant and considerate of others. I'm not bashing that girl --- but any real momma knows that DAMMIT she could do better. And ANOTHER thing --- wait...wait.. u know what? I don't want to talk u any more....
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tee hee heeee ---- jus' kidding about that last part y'all!

You guys are too funny, the comments are always the best part of this site. Too bad this story prolly isnt true, with the cameras always following her waiting for her next dumb move, we would have had pics by now. LOVE the cheetos flip flop pic!

Do you know what's worse that Britney trying to hand off her spawn's crap diaper?

The labotomy recipiant who's going to buy it on Ebay for $746.00.

If she keeps it up, SP's going to be riding the little bus to school really soon. I have a 5 month old and, if the restrooms aren't clean or I don't have a changing pad handy, then it's time to go home. Not the floor. I cannot imagine that she would be so crass as to drop him on the carpet in front of the register to pop on a new Pampers. She obviously learned very little about manners, sanitation, and respect at home. Perhaps she should use her money for a copy of Parenting for Dummies and not thongs for the hubby...that, and she needs to stop reproducing. **shudder**

It's gross to change a baby's diaper just right out in the middle of everything. There are people around that just don't feel like seeing/smelling a crap-smeared diaper while they're standing on line to buy their lacy undies. It doesn't mean that the offended people hate children; it just means that it is a tacky, rude thing to do. We don't do bathroom stuff in public and that includes babies.

Plus, I can't figure out why any reasonable person would lie a baby down on a floor in a store to change a diaper. Every diaper bag I ever used came with a plastic-covered pad to put the baby on so that you could go to a restroom (or a dressing-room in a pinch, I suppose) and have a clean place to change the baby. I think every mother knows intuitively that you're going to need some wipes plus a bottle of that santizer gel.

I don't blame the store employee for not wanting to accept a dirty diaper to put in their boutique's wastebasket. Gag. That store would have smelled like a barn in a matter of minutes.

To all those 'good' parents out there who think it's okay, fine, and dandy to change a dirty diaper in public because it's only part of a natural bodily function, I have one question:

Would you cut a big, nasty fart in public?

I mean, that's a natural bodily function as well, isn't it? It's not really even a matter of it being 'natural' so much as inappropriate. If the baby was fussy for so long that it became an issue, then that means the diaper was probably on too long anyway. If the baby had just done it and had whimpered or whined a bit, then she could have lasted another 50 feet or so to go to the bathroom, changing room, whatever.

As for the idea that it's not true just because we have no pics of it, bullshit. Where are the pics of her changing her kid in the restaurant? I've never seen those, if they do exist, and if they don't, we have the management's statements that attest to it.

Babies are nice. I think Britney is a good Mom. Everyone does things that doesn't look right in other people's eyes. Its not all that bad. I know alot of people think what I like is sick. But I'm just head-over-heels in love with Bukkake.

When they were babies, I changed my 2 son's diapers all the time on the floor, if that was all I had. But not by the cash register. I would step away to somewhere more discrete.

Like I have always said about this blonde-headed twit: You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

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