4 Million for a glimpse at a hideously ugly baby is so not worth it. Especially a baby with it's placenta still attached. Or maybe it's not, I just felt like throwing that in.

How pathetic are the Naibians talking about making a National holiday for that over rated kid! Can you say KISS ASS!

All I want for Christmas is for the baby to come out black.

ARGH so they are whoring out their new kid... I know, I know, they are donating all the money to charity, but still... lame.

I don't know about you but to me, Jolie has a weird shaped body from the waist down and her arms are long bony and super veiny!!!

"Unknown Children's charity"? Yeah, the Pitt Jolie Fund. If they were going to donate it why not have the Mag just write the check directly to the charity-You can bet the 4.1 mil is not all going to charity. I hate it when celeb want you to beleive that they are better than they are. Ahhhhhh

So the SF paid $4.1M for the picture of the Cabbage Patch Kid? Suckers.

Is this the blind bidding? where you only get to bid once and highest bid wins? I'd be curious to know if this type of auction gets more money than the selling-a-house auction style.

I don't think babies are cute, they all look kinda pudgy

Maybe they'll sell him to a circus where he can be put on public display. Tickets could be expensive! Sorry, no Namibian currency accepted.

5 bucks says the cabbage patch kid is cuter than the real baby.

Maybe Angie will run off with the black midget father of her baby and Brad will develop narcisistic rage and go become a Rhode Island state trooper.

That's kinda crazy that someone would pay that much for a freakin baby photo. Watch... that copy of People will be sold out. haha.

Having a baby in Africa, $6.83. Saving the children of the world, $4.1 million. Brad Pitt becoming the laughing stock of the planet, priceless!

i'd pay to see Angie's horribly mutilated tummy from the C Section

wow. thats a lot. gwen and gavins baby photos only went for around 575,000 dollars to people magazine.

theres no way a photo of this devils spawn is worth that much.

Holy freaking god!

At the very least it's going to charity, but we expected that.

Still, $4.1 million.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

ugh, celebrities are so vile. the cord is barely cut and they're already using it as a prop. they should sell samples of Shiloh's fecal matter on EBay, they'd probably sell like...hotcakes?

at least its going to charity. angelina and brad are totally mocking the weekly magazines by having them participate in a bidding war. and i'm laughing with them

youre laughing with them? HAH you wish. to them you are just a lowly peon like everyone else.

I heard Shiloh had to have a third arm removed yesterday...sucks to be born in a-freak-a

11

HA HA! Right on!

"But you said you'd eat whale blubber!"

"Oh, she'll be eating blubber allright, right after I free willy."

Has anyone else noticed that since Brad hooked up with Angelina he appears to be whipped in the extreme? When he was with Jennifer he was always the dominant one; now he's always two feet behind Angelina and never gets a quote in print anymore.

I bet she's got a nice collar and leash that she makes him wear when they're not in public. And maybe a muzzle.

honey--come to think of it, I just saw Brad Pitt taking a dump on my lawn while reading my morning paper.

I think I'll scoop up the turd in a plastic bag and auction it off to the tabloids.

$4.1 million; GOING ONCE!!

#22--maybe a rhinestone studded genital cuff and a gimp mask.

All credit to Michelle Collins for this one: how soon before the kids in the playground start calling the kid Piloh Shitt?

She's got his balls on lockdown in a kung-fu grip.

Hey I don't know if this is real or not but this was posted on another site:

http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/06/shiloh-nouvel-jolie-pitt-pictures/

"Look, Shiloh, you're not even a month old, and you're already a whore!"

27

I doubt it is, since the article states that the pictures went to People, and as far as I can tell, H-e-l-l-o isn't the way you spell that. Photoshop.

#7 Hee, hee. That's funny.

This just shows how celebrities get special treatment. When I try to buy pictures of other people's children I get "arrested" and go to "jail" and get told that sort of thing is "illegal", "perverted" and "sickening". Fuckin' celebs.

I can't wait to see them. This is exactly why I subscribed to People Magazine....every week...straight to my door...life is good.

If those pics are real #27, she is adorable!

31- yeah if they are real she is beautiful!

unknown charity? - sounds a bit sus

No offense to all of you negative posters, but would you rather a paparazzi got a photo and sold it to a mag for $4.1 million? I'd much rather see the money go to charity and especially a children's charity. Angie and Brad are very committed to their roles in UNHCR and Angelina donates a third of her income.

Shiloh is black and came out with a bone through her nose, but Brad is too stupid to realize that he ain't the father.
Angie told him he must have some slave blood in him from his ancestors.

Jeez don't put any pressure on the kid or anything. Lil' Shiloh has to save the world before she's a week old. I'm glad it's for a good cause, but it's still putting a price on your kid's head. Morons!

You know everyone that is criticizing the selling of the pictures--the Jolie-Pitts basically had three choices: a) do nothing and let some scuzzy pap snap a pic and get wealthy, b) do a group photo like Paltrow does or c) do this and get some good out of it for charity. Oh yes, they could have done what Zeta-Jones did--keep the money! I realize I'm talking to very close-minded folks, but the way the photos were sold will end up generating over $20 million for children's charities. And those of you who think Brad and Angie would keep the money, certainly don't know this couple at all. Read her book "Notes from My Travels" (and don't worry all funds go to the UN High Commission on Refuges)and you will see she is committed to helping children and those that can't speak for themselves.

Dancer, we have no proof that she donates a third of her income. She says she does, but she has said a lot of things that are lies. These two can't hand a homeless guy $10 without issuing a press release. She doesn't give a third of her income. Don't be gullible.

I hope that pic is real. People is going to be pissed!!!!! LMAO. It's the spitting image of her brother. The angle is such that you can't the third head.

When my neighbor's daughter turned 17, I offered him a case of Miller Lite and my "Old School" DVD to take pictures of his daughter- in the shower. I sure miss that DVD.

OMG Dancer. I just read your other post and holy shit are you gullible. Why waste your time reading anything that bloodsucking homewrecker writes? If you've heard her speak, you know that her level of stupidity is amazing. Do you really think she writes her own books? She can't even walk and chew gum at the same time. Seriously, have you ever seen her do it? Have you? Huh?

And BTW, a week to startwhoring out the new kid. I thought that was a record, then I remembered it was only like 2 days before they whored out Zahara. These kids are truly blessed.

I hate it when people say "close-minded".
It's CLOSED-MINDED. CLOSED. As in your mind is CLOSED to alternative ideas and points of view.
Anyway. Babies all look the same. So basically they're paying 4.1 million dollars for a photo of a wrinkled little yoda that looks the same as every other wrinkled little yoda.

Well, I'm sorry you all feel she isn't committed to what she does in terms of volunteer work. Read her book. It isn't a great book, she isn't a great writer or even a good writer, but she gets the point across. She has been doing this for six years. I've been to Africa several times and they need all the help emotionally, financially and physically people can give them. Angie is many things, but she does care. Everyone I know that has met her talks about what a genuine person she is and how committed she is to her causes. I'm not gullible, I've done my research. And like Oprah, Bono and Prince Harry--she endures a whole lot of criticism for trying to help third world countries. Whatever all these folks do to help Africa and downtrodden people across the world is more than most people do.
Give her a chance and she might surprise you with her compassion and caring.

What's the effing problem here? They're going to be hounded anyway for the photos - this way they at least make some good come of it. I'm no fan of either of them and I'm secretly hoping the baby has Brad's crater face and her old nose, but ragging on them for this is a stretch. So the sleazy tabloids have to cough up millions to a children's charity. Ooooh - what an awful state of affairs.

43

Angie, is that you? Shouldn't you be looking for new ways to whore your baby out?

43 - STFU

39 - funniest thing i've seen here in a while

I hate how everyone just automatically thinks benevolent things when a celeb donates large sums of money to various charities. Can anyone say Tax Write-Off? And even if the money goes to a home for reuniting clitori with their vaginas, it's still whoring the kid. So what if some evil photog waits around for a week getting bitten by tsetse flies and pissed on by orangutans for a snapshot - it's a living. Might not be much of one, but how much inferior is it to standing in front of a camera, emoting and repeating lines for a gazillion dollars and in your spare time exchanging STDs?

And I'm waiting for "that chance" for her to surprise me with her compassion and caring. Come on, Angie, how about tomorrow afternoon? I'm free.

What they really need to do is stop worrying about the children in Africa and worry about the problems here. Like me. I need money.

If she were really benevolent, she'd be at a homeless shelter breast-feeding those less fortunate than us.

Those have got to be some big lactating mams!!!

I always thought it was "clothes-minded"

you guys are *so* smart

Tits on Snack" I hate to make u look stupid, but please see below, u retard:

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Intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas.
close-minded·ness n.

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close-minded

adj : not ready to receive to new ideas [syn: closed-minded]

Faghag--thank you for such a clear concise post! I was letting my passion for Africa and those supporting it cloud my brain! Regardless of what you feel about the couple, this money will help the children of third world countries.

Piloh Shitt is the funniest I've seen all day.

I'll give you the picture for free..

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/baby_blabber/the_baby_is_here_yall_20060606.php

She's like a cock-sucking Mother Theresa.

**Note** I'm not saying Mother Theresa didn't suck cock, but she definetly didn't have those Jolie lips.

Sorry, zanna, you're a bit late with that one. It was posted in #27.
Silly stripper.

When I clicked on the link in #27, the ad below the picture had a flat-tummed model, no scar. It's mean, but I laughted

They can have a baby picture of me for a measly thousand...

naked.

@55: That picture is so freaking photoshopped it's not even funny.

The picture with the cabbage patch doll looks more realistic.

Why does that baby have teeth already??

Oh no our society isn't doomed, not at all. What's that you say, someone's at the gates? Barbarians? Whatever...

I don't know. That picture looks so real.
Teeth? IDK maybe it isn't...I hope that is the baby. That picture is so awesome.

It looks like she's looking at that kid with completel disdain. She has publicly said this one won't be as special as the other two, so I wonder if she is just going to eat it.

@ 62...yeah I thought they were teeth too...but I actually think that they are her gums. And #64 I agree with you- it does look so real, if that picture is photoshopped then that person needs to hired by Britney Spears..she could use some help looking good in photographs

@ 62...yeah I thought they were teeth too...but I actually think that they are her gums. And #64 I agree with you- it does look so real, if that picture is photoshopped then that person needs to hired by Britney Spears..she could use some help looking good in photographs

For that much money, I would demand to take possesion of the baby. Then I would cook it and eat it.

damn double posts...

#68-
Sick fuck. :P

70

Just like Kobe beef, I reckon.

for how much!?!? ok, people are fucking nuts...that's all i have to say...

4.1 million dollars for a picture of anyone's baby is just sick............. and ridiculous.

i saw "the break-up" last night

it was such a thinly veiled homage to brad and jen

(herbie-style post)

Is anyone else besides me tired of these two already??

Brat-gel-ina the baby bitch came out of her mama's womb demanding $4.1 mil for the pic...Mom and Dad had nothing to do with it.

Better than K-Fuck who would just go and buy a four million dollar watch.
Brit asks him - Hey know what time it is?
Kev: Wha'?
Brit: Time to get the fuck out!

68 - Tranny - I like my baby roasted on a spit with a side of Desitin. You can't put an apple in their mouth, though, because they don't have any teeth.

27 & 55

I'm pretty sure that picture is real. Hello is a British magazine right? Right. And according to The Sun:

"A British mag and a US publication paid £2million each for eight snaps of the couple cradling their tiny daughter, say insiders."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260108,00.html

20

It was actually Jie-Jie, but the operation was a success anyway.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260156,00.html

68

As much as I generally enjoy your posts ... YUCK!! :/

Only 79 posts for Brangelina? Man you fuckers have nothing to say unless your full of hate hahahahaha!

77 Jacq;

I like to fill their little bellies full of Gerber Apple Sauce. It has roughly the same effect as the apple, but the presentation is quite novel. Press the babies belly, and it vomits applesauce onto your plate.

Kid of like that dog from one of yesterday's threads? That's sexy, even if it is a baby.

*kind*

Shit, I forgot about the puppy liver thread! I love to cook!!

Oh, you meant the vomiting dog....oops. I emailed that to all my friends, I billed it as porn... got a lot of hate mail

Tranny #80- you've officially made me nauseous. Can we all go back to the placenta-eating talk now? *gag*

Ari;

EW!!!! Who eats placenta? That's nasty!

lol

Why shucks, Ari, I'll be HAPPY to eat the placenta - fry it up with some hash browns and a little cheddar cheese, just like Denny's - yummeeeeeeeee

Has anyone noticed that Brad, who used to be smokin' hot now looks like a stressed out, haggard, pussywhipped little househusband who has to follow his sperm-belching little concubine all around the world while she tries to act like Mother Teresa...if I was a Namibian, I would be thinking "What the fuck??"

But then again, when you think how Brangelina have been hassled for 'news', $4.1 million seems to be small money. But then again, it seems like they asked to be hassled in the first place so it's a lose-lose win-win situation, really. But then again, oh, who gives a damn fuck.

Piloh Shitt....

I think I may never stop laughing. ROTFL doesn't even BEGIN to describe what is happening to me right now.

And here I thought it was funny in fifth grade when my classmate Doug Brown's initials were transposed to make him Bug Drown.

Bug ain't got NOTHIN' on Piloh.

I think they named her after the motel where she was conceived...

Piloh Shit...I don't get it...

Why is Martha Stewart in the background?

"A wonderful side dish can be made by simply sticking cloves and slivers of garlic into a newborn infant, baking en papilotte for 300 degrees for two hours, and then serving au jus on a bed of wilted arugula with a garnish of Wall St. Journal headlines. It's a good thing."

Bleah, #93, part of the greasy beef & bean burrito I had for lunch just started snaking its way back up my throat...

BUT I would STILL eat the placenta, you dirty bastard...

93--
Now you AND Tranny worry me.

Fa;

We are worrying Ari, and I think it's because of you. Because you forgot the sprinkle of Tarragon. See Ari, all better. lol!

Tranny: Tarragon only works for male infants though. Females are a bit too delicate, and the flavor of the meat is simply overpowered.

Fa

Noted, master chef. This explains last years Thanksgiving fiasco. Fortunately I had a backup of fetal dolphin that smoothly took the place of female baby. Although I have to say, I threw her in the crock pot with some chile's, lime and a hint of onion, and made some of the finest green chile of the year. Waste not, want not.

Sick, sick, sick.

And yikes.

I'll go molest you on some other thread...
Jeeeeezus, and I thought the female circumcision posts were bad.

So, if Brangelina just gave birth to a Cabbage Patch doll, people have already seen their child naked. I mean, when I was little and played with my Cabbage Patch dolls, I would either:

A. cut off all of their hair and give them tattoos or

B. tie their hair to my ceiling fan and turned the fan on (this goes for Barbies as well)

C. undress them and take photos of them

But I'm pretty sure Brangelina's daughter will have some quite popular photos taken of her here in the near future...in about 17-18 years...photos that include tube socks, ice cubes, a snake bite kit, assless chaps and nipple clamps. Mark my word.

"We were sequestered into separate and un-air-conditioned offices," said one. "The photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m."

I bet Brangelina got advice on sale tactics by a car salesman. That is freaking brilliant. I bet the People... uh... people woke up next afternoon going "what the fuck did we just do??"

Dirty pirate hooker

I knew a deep sea hooker once, praytell, is it you?

aargh, matey

Angelina's a nasty, fucked up, hypocritical freak. She doesn't speak to her father because he cheated on her mother, but steals a married man from his wife. She's scrawny, skinny arms and legs, ugly feet, huge puffed up fish lips, snaky eyes, hideous, trashy tattoos everywhere. Not to mention not in the least talented, makes extremely stupid, lame, shit movies and is so full of herself it makes me vomit. Adopting "minority" children, giving to "charity" (yeah, right), professional do-gooder when the PR and photo op are turned up full blast. A truly altruistic and humble person does it anonymously, without taking credit. Only attention whores make sure everyone knows about it.."Look at meeeee! Look how great I am!!!! I'm so much better than you!!!! Look at meeee! I said look at meeeeee dammit" "I can "give" away more money than you'll ever make in 6 lifetimes and still keep more money than you'll ever earn in 12 lifetimes actually working, unlike myself who gets paid all that money for sucking in shitty movies a couple months a year." FUCK OFF!!! I hope she reincarnates as an unwanted, unloved homeless street child in Bombay - to pay back for all the undeserved attention, adoration and money she's getting in this lifetime. I know this post is too long but it hasn't even begun to vent the bile I feel about her...God, I loathe this bitch.

And to all you people "talking" back and forth at each other about crap that has nothing to do with anyone but yourselves...Take it to IM godammit, this is a celebrity gossip site, NOT your high school hallway...What makes you think anyone else wants to read your personal shit. FUCK OFF!!!!

"...or asian"

hahahaha

The picture is still up here:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/07/content_610314.htm

For once, I actually agree w/ "George W. Bush" - Angie is a complete twat. A pair o'titties on a toothpick. I soooo hope that when she's done with him, Brad Pitt can only do infomercials for Orange Glo and those Swifter mops. The guy used to be quite hot to me, but after this hook-up of his, he's as attractive as an embalmed Ronnie Reagan after being in the ground at Arlington for several years. He's a wad, an asshole extraordinaire, a wanna-be intellectual [ever hear the guy gasbag about his love of architecture? fucking gimme a break], the worst kind of liberal [and I"'m a liberal and now hate him] and goddamn douchebag. He's not even that cute anymore now that his balls have been removed and stored in a vial around Angie's neck, worn on a chic little Naimibian cord of dried goat's utter.

Since no one has mentioned it, his latest flicks have also SUCKED big time. I hated hated Mr&Mrs. Smith - there wasn't a plot to be had, it was a series of set pieces where any semblence of plot was discarded in the first 3 minutes. Only funny guy was Vince Vaughn and I'm betting that dude is having a rock on good time humping on the ex-Mrs. Smith.

I hope that the when the next ex-Mr. Jolie is dumped for the 4th Mr. Jolie, he's taken to the bank for every single dime he stashed and then some. Because it's only a matter of time 'til she dumps him like yesterday's copy of 'Troy'. Only by then he'll have shrunken down to a 98 lb. pussyboy, still futzing with his hair as if anyone still cared.

One more thing: if I hear or read one more fucking time about her supposed charity work and giving away nearly every cent she makes, I'm going to have to poke out that person's eyes with my homemade pungee sticks. That twat is not giving away a single penny that she wouldn't otherwise give to Uncle Sam and her agent/manager/PR flak/whomever. She's giving away $ she'd otherwise be paying out to taxes or expenses. Nothing charitable about giving away money you won't see anyway.

Charity from her would be her giving BACK to the public all the $$ she stole from those of us stupid enough to have rented her crapbag movies or seen them first run in a theatre [true idiocy]. That would be charity by gum!

BABY PICS!

http://bbs5.worldn.media.daum.net/griffin/do/photo/read?bbsId=507&searchValue=&articleId=28140&pageIndex=1&searchKey=

So... are the pics REAL or not??????????

Very true Annoying. If she gave away all of her money, where pray tell did she come up with the millions to rent and entire luxury hotel for over a month, charter and have a private jet on standby, fly in relatives via private jet, take away a prominent gynecologist from a busy practice to sit around and wait to perform the C section. Good for him for doing it though. That child should not be exposed to herpes for a few years yet. After all, she's got a great mommy to teach her how to fuck anything that walks, married or not. Not to mention the expense involved in having her private security beat anyone up that tried to...brace yourselves....take a picture. My God!!!! The threat that photo imposes on them. My God!!!! They may get a papercut!!! That is one great humanitarian who allows her private security to physically assault people and infringe on their civil rights. No wonder she had to go to Africa, her Pittiful, and her bodyguards would have been arrested for such violations of the constitution. These are things she allegedly fights for. I guess not when it pertains to her. Just like fucking married men is wrong. Except when it pertains to her. Or buying children. Except when it pertains to her. Is it a coincidence that most of her donations have been to countries that have given this psycho a child?

#108 - seriously, pitt clearly went to the joey tribiani school of "smell the fart" acting. troy proved that without a shadow of a doubt.

their new spawn looks like baby stewie hehe

I love Stewie! How dare you insult him like that?

What I want to know is why didn't they do the same thing for their other kids? You know, the two they already had? Brad's parents came down for the birth of Shiloh, and that was probably the first time they'd ever even met Maddox and Zaraah...

Imagine how that'll make her kids feel when they grow up... "hey mommie, how much did you sell our pictures for?" and she's like "just be glad you're off the streets, kid." I mean, HELLO?!! Zaraah is totally going to hate Shiloh too, she's going to be like "She's got a way cooler name then me, Mommie." I mean, what the heck does Zaraah mean, anyway? it's just Sarah with a Z

@109 I am pretty sure that

http://bbs5.worldn.media.daum.net/griffin/do/photo/read?bbsId=507&searchValue=&articleId=28140&pageIndex=1&searchKey=

is real because it has been removed from so many websites after People threatened to sue, but the baby in the bonnet is Angie when she was a baby.

ugly little thing

Ok... You, dear Angie, are not a good person. Don't try to sell me this "I'm-donating-it-all" crap... because for all I know, you are nothing more than a whore that stole the husband from another girl... And you, Mr. Pitt... are no better... you left your wife for this piece of meat.... Don't try to earn salvation by playing it a la robin hood... YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!

Photo still up on this site.

http://www.culturekitchen.com/liza/blog/this_one_is_for_perez_hilton_check_out_the_banned_

Oh my god. That kid is going to be so fucked up. They should have just gotten a dog.

So what if brad and angelina sold their babies pics,that doesn't mean their whoring their child. Kudos to them for putting good use to that money. And shame on the people who made rude comments about that baby, it's not her fault she was born into a privilaged family. It's sad that people would lower themselves to making such awful comments about an innocent child.

Doesn't anybody see this?

Pitt and Jolie trick Namibia into funding their $10,000,000 photo scheme
http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/pitt_and_jolie.html

And now more money is to be made from the inevitable sueing contest:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5055240.stm

Bless

#119: You won't be singing the same tune when she takes over the planet and you have to start paying taxes to her too.

It's so sad how you can rat on a baby. Using the word whore to refer to a baby is low. All babies are beautiful. I dont understand how you all seem to hate Brad and Angelina. You cant hate or even love someone you dont have a personal relationship with. You all seem like jealous nobodys. Just coz no-one cares what your potential kids look like. OH, and for those who enjoy insulting other peoples looks and accomplishments, let me ask you this: What do you look like? and What the FU** have you done in your life? Obviously nothing relevant or you wouldnt putting your 2 cents here. You'd be selling it to a magazine.

HEY #123! As far as I can tell, you are posting on this site as well... so you "obviously" have done "nothing relevant in your life." And if you haven't noticed, this website is a we-love-to-make-fun-of-celebrities website, not a we-love-to-kiss-their-ass-and-hope-they-care website. So please keep the PC comments to yourself.

4.i million dollars? for a big lipped little troll? get the hell outta here!!!

I know damn well Jennifer Aniston is lauging at Angelina's baby. Good thing because she was just about to jump off the roof of her building when she picked up a copy peoples magazine and saw angelinas baby and started cracking up. that little baby saved her life.

i know angelina did not give away all her money to no charity .4.1 million? i bet u those charities are using that money for theirselves. please i would too.i MEAN WHO GIVES 4.1MILLION TO CHARITY?

2 say that the baby looks like a cabbage patch kid is an INSULT! that baby will grow up 2 b far more plastic than those yarn haired dolls!!
O btw...whether they do donate the $$ or not ....it matters not 2 their pockets... simply b/c the tax write off 4 all their "charity" always makes it worth it 2 keep giving....not 2 mention the $$$ gained from the pr and press!
...won't it be funny if Jolie turned out 2 b just like Joan Crawford and very ala Mommy Dearest..."I SAID NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!"...time and the talk show appearances of Piloh and the rest of the lil' Shitts will ultimately tell.