Jun 27 2006Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie lose baby photos

It would be quite funny indeed if she found them in her pocket....

So much for raising more charity donations with those baby shower photos!

I fully expect them to sue the pants off of anyone who tries to publish them.

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I think they just forgot that it's lodged up Brad's ass.

4th!!!!

4th will suffice.

Okay, nm then. 5th* will suffice.

we've all seen the baby already, whooooo cares?

I care. Is there a reward? I need to pay my truck off.

Said memory card could probably be virtually undetectable in one of the craters on Brad's face.

Well it makes sense the whole deal about privacy and make making money with the pics... anyway here is my new video if you like to watch bulges. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2giX6aNck

A poll in Newsweek revealed that 75% of Americans prefer Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie. The poll did not specify whether they would prefer to have sex with them, see them in a movie, sympathize with their relationship with Brad Pitt, or strap them to a rocket which would then launch them into the sun.
Anyway, I just wanted to point out what a poignant and relevant publication Newsweek is. And that nobody wants your ugly baby pictures you creepy homewrecking slut.

Maddox probably stole the fucker and flushed it down the shitter.

Christ. Get over yerselves, Jolie-Pitts.
I think it would be great if somebody went up to them and was like "Oh yeah here, this was left in your rental car. Nobody cares about your stupid baby pictures."

I once had photos of me in a shower stolen.

Okay, so I sold them, but I did get ripped off.

tee hee #8

And don't you just love this picture? Like they're both auditioning for who can give the best blow job!

The pictures were published everywhere. I saw them. They were cute.

why was i wrong to take that card? it was just sitting there, i thought it was for everyone to use.

Aren't these two supposed to be saving the world? Instead they are threatening everyone and abusing their power...much like the way they shut down international borders in Namibia.

what? did they have a stripper at the bash or something?

You're assuming that the Jolie-Pitts soil their clothes and need them washed, which I think we can all agree, they have moved beyond. That's why Brad doesn't need to shower. They're better than all of us dirty, dirrrrty mortals.

#8 LMAO!

But how could someone steal that memory card? If it was that important, they should have kept an eye on it a little more closely. Leave it to celebrities to sue for anything and its momma.

I saw one of the pictures and they were of Brad and Angie since it was a baby shower and no baby!They were incredibly cute pictures and they looked so happy!By the way i don't understand people who prefer Jen, she has done nothing but star in friends and be a glammed up hollywood star.she wouldn't last a day in Africa.

@1 - read my mind. a la homer and his remote.

Did TC visit them? This has to be investigated. He may being trying to pass off these as pics of his non-existent kid. And he has no kid of course because he LTC.

Is it just me, or does Maddox have the tightest little ass? He is such a biscuit.

yeah- baby pictures. the memory card has baby pictures if thats what they call ridiculous sex photos of Ang sticking all kinds of weird shit up Brad's ass...she kinky like that you know...haha
technology is a bitch isn't it Brad?

No one would ever know if it does turn up in their possession somewhere because they don't want to look like fools.

@9 - how dare you.

#26 - you are becoming my favorite ;)

#26-
lmao

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Hah. Yeah, Angie REALLY roughs it when she travels to Africa. She lives in mud huts with no air, no bottled water, no 800-thread count sheets, no entourage, NOTHING. She's real hard-core.

first getting the details on Paris/Jose wrong now a typo in the story (haivng) - whose proof-reading this shit? Helen Keller? Because if so, give her my number -i wanna piece of THAT!

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Pshhh... I bet they just lost it.. you know, while angelina was banging brad up the poop shoot.

the header photo will do for now...

...can everyone just

SUCK

lol bitches

33

It's "who's". Hm.

Gotta love these stars that bitch and moan about privacy and the "war" being waged on them by mercenary photogs, then threaten legal action when they lose a memory card chock full of pics. We all know it's about money, not memories. The Joilie-Pitts (God that sounds haughty) want every last dime those snapshots can fetch them. That, or there are a few of Angie wearing a Tom Cruise signature strap-on and Brad bent over in Lara Croft drag anxiously waiting to get in touch with his feminine side.

36.

now you done make fun of my well grammar...yet again, that nobel prize for writing stuff has slipped between my male model-esque fingers...

I don't remember anybody stealing pictures of Maddox and Zahara. Oh yeah wait! Those are the "brown" children not the pure leaders of the Aryan race.
We should just shut them in the ugly children cage and let them develope cocaine habits and kill innocent pedestrians.

In this picture they look like the most adorable couple, almost as if they're saying the exact same thing... and then they looked at each other lovingly as if to say "oh honey, you know me so well" but really Angelina Jolie stood up, kicked her chair back, dragged Pitt away from the table by his dick & then ripped it off screaming "Get out of my head you little faggot".

"I don't remember anybody stealing pictures of Maddox and Zahara. Oh yeah wait! Those are the "brown" children not the pure leaders of the Aryan race."
Actually 39, the pictures were of the shower, therefore, no "white" baby, there was some however of Angie and Zahara that were adorable.

So are they pissed because the card got lost and they lost the pictures OR because the card got lost and someone might publish the pictures? If it's the latter, sheesh, get over it. If it's the first alternative, why didn't they backup? Backup people! BACKUP!!

#23 "i don't understand people who prefer Jen, she has done nothing but star in friends and be a glammed up hollywood star.she wouldn't last a day in Africa."

Lawl. Ok, not that I'm a big ol' Jennifer Aniston lover or anything because frankly I could give a shit about any of them... But it's not like the Jolie-Pitts were sleeping on dirt floors in mud huts, and helping people dig wells and plant crops and finding cures for malaria. They were vacationing in an expensive, posh, luxury resort.

Crater-face! Crater-face! Crater-face!
Holy shit! Bloody Mary just appeared at my desk.

"So are they pissed because the card got lost and they lost the pictures OR because the card got lost and someone might publish the pictures?"
ha! They can find them all over the internet- the same people they're threatening to sue. Why don't they just buy them back from the guy who'se offering them to all the tabloids and celeb sites? he claims to have over 250 shots.

42 - LOL!

The memory stick was stolen by a poor, starving Ethiopian orphan who sold the pictures to buy his sister & mother back from the local pimp.
Now that cunt Angelina is going to sue the poor bastard.
The good news is that after she sures him, she will give him a bowl of rice and a fly swatter so he can live in comfort.

Seriously, it is probably in the pocket of one of their pants OR at the bottom of the diaper bag or a purse. Christ! Just look for your shit like everyone else. I can't wait for this to blow-up in their faces!

SUES him - she sure as fuck won't "sure" him.

You're assuming Agnie actually DOES laundry. Or that she ever has in her whole life.

And yes, they "accidentally" lost the memory card of the baby pictures...

Be sure to tune in for next week's announcement that someone has "stolen" the actual baby now - and they will sue whoever tries to return it.
There will be no follow-up the next day when they figure out that the baby was trying to go home and accidentally crawled up Brad's gaping asshole shortly after Angie banged him with her big, black strap-on.

Jolie-Pitt and Shilo are sooo yesterday. Who even cares?

They are 2 low-lifes who only care about $$$.

bet it was those jean-thieving assistants she borrowed from Naomi!!

I heard Britney stole the pics because she wanted to see what a real baby shower was like, not a cuntry one in a trailer park.

I think I already saw some of the pictures on the net... they are, like, wearing feather boas.

where are the pics located?

I wonder...if i called the police to report my memory card was stolen and I wanted a full investigation...how fast would they hang up on me.

Let them eat cake!

@57

To answer your question, if you, I, or anyone else besides the "Holie-Armpitts" called the LAPD to report their memory card stolen, this would be the exact scenerio that would follow:

1. Dial number for LAPD crime reporting.
2. Wait for 20 minutes on hold.
3. Get hung up on.
4. Dial LAPD again.
5. Wait another 30 minutes on hold.
6. Get connected to an operator, who asks you if there was any gang activity or a shooting in progress associated with the theft of the memory card.
7. Listen to the exasperated sigh of the operator when you answer in the negative, and receive a 5 minute lecture on how the police have more important calls to handle.
8. Wait at your house for the next 2 days until an officer finally gets around to taking a report.
9. Listen to the laughter of the officer as he realizes he took 10 minutes out of his day for this piddly bullshit "crime" report.
10. Hear nothing further about the matter ever again.

But for the Holie-Armpitts:

1. They have one of their lowly servants call the private line of the chief of the LAPD at his home in Beverly Hills.
2. The chief assigns his top commanders to the case and they roll up Code 3 to the Holie-Armpitt compound.
3. Minutes later, an LAPD public relations specialist is putting out a national broadcast to alert the public of this heinous crime.
4. The Holie-Pitts get off their asses to go on the rampage themselves, threatening to sue anyone and everyone who might have seen one of their ridiculous "baby shower" photos.
5. They retire back to their complex, where Holie makes Armpitt take an extra huge didlo up his ass for losing the memory card in the first place.

Gag.

He looks like a f**king monkey. First he dyes his hair to match his girlfriend du jour (seriously, look at him with Gwyneth, Jennifer Anniston, et al). Now he makes the same stupid faces? this guy is a jellyfish.

*dildo*, sorry

Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on June 27, 2006 01:20 PM

Is it just me, or does Maddox have the tightest little ass? He is such a biscuit.

^^^^

Just when I thought you couldn't be more tasteless you continue you to disgust me....

59:

You took the words out of my mouth - with the exception of "jellyfish". I was just going to call him a fucking douchebag.

61: chances are that kid only has a couple more years to go before Angelina starts trying to fuck him every which way to Sunday (is that even the right cliche??? whatever)so I hardly think what oshkosh wrote was all that bad. Hilarious evennnn (in the voice of snagglepuss.)

They are probably hidden in her cleavage. It certainly isnt hidden in her ass because that is where Brads got his head shoved so far that nothing else can fit. Her only redeeming quality is her rack.

Oh shut the fuck up 61. You're just "disgusted" because it's true.

The pics were originally posted at CBB and JustJared, but have since been removed due to the legal action threat. It's a shame. They really were adorable!

#61 - Oh, lighten up and grow a sense of humour. Oshkoshb-goshdammgosh is a very funny lady who knows the secret of great comedy; never worry about bad taste getting in the way of a good joke. I always look forward to her posts, and the posts of all the other fine, entertaining folks on here. One word from any of them is worth a quadrillion from the coob, the coob posse, and the coob's imaginary friends. The only post I ever want to see from that shabby little twit is the one where their mom finds out what they've been doing and makes them post an apology before grounding them off the PC forever.

How sad is it that this bitch has fucked over so many women she has to have her man bitch throw her a baby shower? These two baby buying media whores need to burn in hell.

@11 Amen Sister!!!

@23 Who gives a shit how Aniston would make it in Africa? At least she's not exploiting poor people for her own benefit with lies of donating 1/3 of her income which cannot be verified or documented. That must fall under the "I'll never have a biological child", "I could never sleep with a married man" Jolie mentality. After all she is the only one who has ever said it. And yeah she and Pitt were really roughing it spending millions to take over a country, abuse their power, encouraging an already corrupt government to violate human rights, and then take it up the ass with a $315,000 donation. The whore and her bitch spent that in one week alone. Pathetic.

Now back to the important question, in the race of who gives the best blow job? I have to give it to Brad. Her lips have virtually engulfed her face. I mean if she turned in your general direction, she may inadvertently blow you. Brad actualy has to make a concerted effort to drop to his knees qualifying him for additional technical points.

We all know what will eventually happen with this relationship. She'll toss him, twirl him in the air, throw him down and stomp on him so hard that he won't know what hit him. This vamp is all about herself no matter how much good she appears to be doing.

jesus, they do look like the reigning king and queen of bj's.

68, I...I think I love you.