Jun 19 2006Angelina Jolie to adopt again

she just wants to figure out which coordinates will look best on her arm....

Maybe she'll start scouting other planets?

By the time she's done, her arm will look like a cryptic message from the Da Vinci Code, only it will lead us on a search that ends with..... wait for it.... poor people. ew.

THIS PROVES THAT SHE ONLY ADOPTS KIDS FOR PUBLICITY. She doesn't love them at all. She's just using them to put together the entire "colors of the world" crayola set.

She needs to adopt a little white supremist kid. Poor little fucks are clogging up child services.

she's going to be pretty upset when she realizes that you can't divorce your adopted kids.

anderson cooper is so sexy!

Is she working for United Colors of Benetton?

What race fits best with the kids...nice. Even after squeezing out baby Hi-ho, she's still just your average movie star home-wrecking 'ho...God help those children, Brad included.

Wait a goshdarn minute.....I thought her selection process involved holding babies until the "one" gazed into her eyes and she just felt this incredible connection with it. Wasn't that the story with Maddox? She just knew, instictively, that hey belonged together. Kind of like how I know, instinctively, that she is a very silly person.

I'm sorry...but I sort of like her. Guys get away with screwing around all the time and she does the same thing and is just as unapologetic, which she should be. As far as publicity goes, she is doing something that other celebrities don't - she is donating her personal time to the causes she finds important, instead of just throwing money at it. She's not doing a movie right now, so the publicity thing makes no sense. Go Angelina!

*they*

I remember Anderson Cooper from Channel 1 news when I was in high school.

I was just hoping that Anderson Cooper would at least drop his drawers and take a shit all over her.

All joking aside, she is mentally unbalanced. How much time, in between film making, can she devote to the kids she already has? And when does it stop? Is she trying to adopt her own country? Her own little UN? Brad really fucked up. Jen might not be as hot as Angie, but she gains major points in not being a nut and not trying to be UNICEF. I foresee a platoon of nannies in the near future...

She's just trying to expand her collection, ya'll. Some people collect unicorns, some people collect toenail clippings, she just happens to collect children.

Maybe when she has enough different kids of different color skin, she'll skin them to make a coat.

So what if she ends up with a nanny for the kids if she goes and does a movie (hey maybe Brad will be her house husband and they won't need a nanny), the average family puts their kids in daycare - what's the difference?!

I will admit the "race" comment of hers was stupid, but hey yesterday I called a day lily a "dilly."

I wonder how she feels about adopting a 38 year old Canadian guy. After her Oscar speech I got the distinct impression that she's okay with incest...

Now that is a true MILF

She's got that crazy Mia Farrow look in her eye. Down the road Brad can pull a woody and fuck one of the kids for her.

Angelina is searching for "Damien", she wants to raise satan's offspring.

#19 Do you think she breast feeds her adopted kids too?

"I had a stupid income for what I do," she said. Tattoo that on your back.

My question is, when is the adoption going to stop? When she has an entire third world country living in Malibu or wherever she's not going to be so happy. Taking your work home never goes well.

"you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids."

Okay did she honestly say that? Laff my ass off.
Anyone remember the AbFab where Eddie's pissed off about Saphie's pregnancy until she gives birth to a half-black kid... and then goes delightfully bananas over it because it's so trendy and ethnic, it's the "Chanel of babies".

I think that's what we have going on here. But like, not that we didn't already know that.

I miss Anderson Cooper on "The Mole" That was a great show. Before they turned to c list celebrities and ruined it.
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Which race would fit? She does know that she has a one black, one white, and one asian child right?

also,

what country do her housekeepers come from? is she their legal guardians also?

#8 you're right on the money.

Finally our worst fears are confirmed: Angelina Jolie collects children like Imelda Marcos does shoes. Hopefully she doesn't go on a "shopping" binge and then realize the children can't be returned at Barneys. I'm curious to see how she does choose which race would best complement her previous aquisitions...would it be based on whether M, Z and S are "cool" tones vs. "warm" tones? That could prove tricky.

...sigh....

booooooooooooooooooooring.......

Maybe it makes her feel better to have helped several of the children she meets, whom she knows down the line are probably going to die in the orphanage she found them in. You can't go see poverty like that and not be affected. Adoption may not be the best way to help or not something that everyone should do, but she has the money (and when your rich, you've got the time) to do it. If all she'd been doing the last couple of years was JUST make movie, I'd probably call her crazy as well for all the adopting because she wouldn't have changed as a person except for maybe getting a bigger head (and skinnier arms). But she has been traveling all over the world and seeing what no one else wants to see, what regular people like to pretend is not happening. Plus she got a pilot's license so she could fly in supplies. People just don't do that half-heartedly.

Ew...she had sex with Billy Bob!

Jolie being interviewed by prematurely white headed fag. is all i see here.

Collecting kids is just plain wrong. This skank has to be stopped.

"...sigh....

booooooooooooooooooooring......."

This is way more interesting than stupid Paris, Nicole Richy or Lindsay.

I forgot about Billy Bob. Ewwww is right!

hahahahahahahahahaha #5 you made me spit my soda all over my keyboard

Jolie is one of the most interesting, mysterious celebrities ever, and she's actually done something to make the world a better place. I hope she never stops adopting kids because her love for her children is so obvious anyone can see it (even you tards). It's too bad people have squat to do, but, diss her here. What have YOU done for the world lately? That's what I thought. Pffff.

I'm white. I had no idea there were other races.

Way to save the world, Rainbow Brite.

@39 - "rainbow brite" Good one!

PaisleyMoon, you are a real jack ass.

She's collecting kids like Cruella de Ville did dalmations. She wants to make a coat.

I will bet anyone on here 1 dollar (seeing how that's a lot considering I don't know any of you) that she will adopt a poor hispanic kid next.

#38 you sound like someone dropped an Xtacy tab in your Diet Coke. Get over it! Other celebs do altruistic things they just don't blather about it as much as Morticia Jr.

Jolie is what's known as a hoarder. Someone mentioned Mia Farrow -- she had the sickness too.
Som epeople hoard cats or dogs, some people hoard kids -- either way the end up with their house smelling like piss.

#33 have you ever seen anderson cooper?!?!
he is one hot prematurely white man who is definitely not a fag.
watch his show and be amazed

#38 - I recycled a coke tab this morning and I go pee at least twice before I flush the toilet. What have YOU done lately?! That's what I thought. *Pfffft* Oops, I farted. Sorry o-zone.

Re: #38-
I spent a year volunteering at an orphanage in Haiti and I'll tell you exactly what she does: Arrives in a private plane, stays at a four star resort or private residence, and takes one afternoon to "tour" a designated orphanage or hospital. She sweetly poses for the entourage of cameras following her, while clucking her tongue saying "oh the poor things" and then leaves to be entertained at the home of a local foreign dignitary or celebrity (i.e. Wyclef Jean) Regardless of how many pictures are taken of her in third world countries, she really has no idea of what day-to-day life is like.
While I enthusiastically applaud anyone who adopts from another country, this does not mean that she is exempt from feedback when she says something as stupid as finding a child whose race would "fit." It leaves one to wonder what her true intentions are.

mia farrow is better. you know why? because she adopted different colored children that also happened to be have some kind of ailment. angelina only adopts "healthy" babies. selfish bitch.

42 BigJim, haha! See #16. My thoughts exactly.

But instead of a spotted coat, she's going for patchwork.

38

What have I done for the world lately? I make the sun rise today. Pff.

In related news, I heard that TomCock tried to convert
Angelina Jolie to Scientology and suggested that
Angie and Brad should check out the Church of Scientology.

TomCock invited them over for some tea and placenta.

And Brad suggested
that they should meet for real life enactment of the "Fight Club."

Angie is just an ignorant slut.
I'm putting my money on the next kid being a chocolate chip from Nabimbo or whatever that country was where she popped her kid out. That's the pay-back for the security they provided her.

Haven't mentioned it lately, but Tom Cruise LOVES the cock.

*made*

It's only "I make" if I'm in Japan.

#48 - Mia is also better because she adopted and raised a slut to eventually service Woody Allen, thus saving all the women of the workld the trauma of possibly seeing that man naked.

"...it's gonna be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now."

Uh, didn't she, like, have a third child as well? The one she carried around for the past 9 months? Doesn't Shiloh count or did she just forget she gave birth to a new kid a couple of weeks ago?

Maybe she'll go on the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney and just close her eyes and point. Whichever puppet she points to is what the next kid will be. Either that, or she'll pulling a House Of Wax sorta thing, collecting kids, so she can make her own ride.

Remember the creepy puppets in the beginning of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? They all caught fire. Melted like wax... see!!!!!?!???

I hate my husband's laptop. Sucks. Fucking Dell.

My real name is Ra.

#43 - totally. Probably a Central American so like Maddox it'll be shorter than mommy when it grows up. Either that or an albino Eskimo. No race too mongol-ish cuz that would highlight the freakish similarity that Angie's facial structure is very Soon-yi Previn's (speaking of Mia Farrow) crossed with lhasa apso chin-jut.

#52 - we all know you are a slant-eyed little vixen, quit trying to hide the fact.
Embrace your mother country!

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing...
Whatever void she's trying to fill, she won't succeed with a pre-selected Skittles family!
Whatever race fits in with her kids???? The Human Race, for Pete's sake!

While we're on it - is it true that Asian guy's ball are on top of their penises and that women's vajay-jays are horizontal instead of vertical?

58
*sigh* you're right. My real name is Fook Mi.

60 hee hee!

Number 41 and 44, why don't you spare me your tard jangling diatribe and go wank off to a freckled fire crotch, and by that I mean Carrot Top.

i know way too much about this womans life,whatever happened to just being able to stare and her tits and space out? ahhh well.

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Angelina and Brad are full of shit fakers. All over the world there are scientists trying to cure AIDS and Cancer and barely making $90K a year to do it and the world chooses to fawn over those two clowns just because they are rich and beautiful.

Only in America could philanthropy and altruism finally become a parody and leave it to the celebrities to be the ones to make a mockery of it with their trend lust.

She shouldn't adopt an Indian, because they're afraid of black people.

#59 -- you're on to something. To recover from her gaffe, she will adopt outside the human race. Perhaps a leprechaun or a chupacabra or that little man-thing found in Indonesia.

65 KUDOS to you...right on

it's sweet really, she's trying to colour coodinate her children. she doesn't wan't to overdo one race, because that would just be like wearing patterns and patterns.

OMG. In about 12 years were going to have about 16 obnoxious, overly undressed teenagers who AngelinaBradgelina brought up hitting the clubs. Maybe if they all are screwed up, we can dedicate a magazine to them.

Also, does any one thing Brady Boy is going to get a little sick of this adoption crap? I mean YOU CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

it isnt only in america. england is infamous for their celeb obsessed crazy stalker paparazzi shit. i love buying tabloids from england, they are absolutley insane.

These are going to be some psychologically damaged kids. I see therapy, anorexia, and reality TV in their futures, as if the had been adopted by Stickpole Richie.

I also agree with earlier posts... I would probably cut a nut off with a rusty butter knife for a wet and wild on the ol' Jolie Psycho Express. But only if she were pregnant and Brad was watching hogtied with a sock in his mouth being held by duct taped wrapped repeatedly around his head, with TC behind him sweatily explaining, verbally and physically, why he LTC so damn much.

There's something of the Michael Jacksons about all of this.

61 - didn't realize that was your name, just thought you were yelling out your wishes to me last night. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
60 - yes, that is very true, unless Fook Mi is just a freak and not indicative of her people. I like it regardless.

Makes me wish I was an orphaned, impoverished kid so that I could cuddle up to those titties and get in line for the cash when I grow up. Any hot, rich women out there that want to adopt me? :o(

#63 why don't you go back to gazing at your sticky copy of People magazine's photos of Brangie, ("Most beautiful family") and spare us the flame war.

#70 -- Right. "Next we'll adopt" means "That's what I decided" -- she's got his little twig wrapped around her finger. Witness the unfolding public demasculation (sort of) of Brad Pitt. Guy wanted on that roller coaster and now it ain't stopping.

She should adopt another black kid and then adopt James Earl Ray.

Adopt an Native American baby, you sick hobag!! They call them "redmen". Then you'd have yellow, brown, white, and red in your collection.. but that kid would be American and America isn't one of your "favorite countries".

hey Angelina, there's some nice "Highways" that needs adopting.

just wait til these kids become teens. hehe

whatever part of her brain is left will be in anguish when she sees little snobs running around acting better than everybody else...like Paris and Nicole Richie.

The real kid will always be saying shit to the others like: "you're adopted".

She should adopt Gayle King -- Oprah needs a break

yeah, i love the way she goes, we, err I. yeah we know you call all the shots. we know he's your little bitch. she will be done with him in a matter of months. one year tops. she really just wanted to make a baby with him. and now she's just humoring him.

There are two *HOT* racial choices now -- hispanic or middle eastern. She can either be the the patron saint of the whole border wall/immigration thing or get the troops out of Iraq. If she adopts Salma Hayek, she may be able to do both. Plus it don't look like Salma will be having her own kids. Even better if she could find a hispanic/arabic AND jewish mutt somewhere. She may win the Nobel peace prize

I'm just waiting for her to go batshit crazy, carve a swastika into her forehead, boil her children in the bathtub and tell Brad to call her Mistress.

She can adopt my kids... I tried selling them on eBay, but nobody wanted them.

Actually, I have some she could have... Buy one, get one free!

http://shhexycorin.co.uk/2006/03/25/children-for-sale-%c2%a330-each/

#84 LMAO!! On a serious note, probably the biggest philanthropy she could do in terms of adopting children -- if philanthropy was her true intent -- is to adopt one of those poor fourteen year old fuckers in this country who have bounced from foster family to foster family and have lots of issues, like herself. Every adoption day they get dressed up and try not to twitch and no one chooses them. Much more fun to go the baby route than to suddenly parade around an abused, pyromaniac adolescent. Hell, even the seven year olds are OTH.

87 that is true. there are lots of american kids who need good homes. i think its much easier for her to adopt overseas though. they probably throw babies at her when she goes to places like africa and cambodia to adopt.

Seriously, I'd love to adopt Angelina as my private sex slave. Those lips on my (ahem) lips....... mmm lesbo-lovin'....

*Sigh* yes Spatz. I can visualize the baby ring toss. But they must also have older orphans, down's syndrome and a whole host of birth defected adoptees in other countries. (Of course down's syndrome pulls me back to the whole Angie/mongoloid similarity that I cannot get out of my head). Orphans with special needs are EXPENSIVE and are easily left in a horrific system in every country. One with so much cash could significantly better the life of a special needs kid or baby. Even just a donation of what it is going to cost to clothe Madison and Zahara at Barney's for their lifetimes would make a huge impact. I don't think our dear Angie is thinking outside the box enough. Because I really want to see her win that Nobel Peace Prize in 15 years when her eggs have dried up. I also think someone needs to investigate that 30% donation of all income to refugee charities thing cuz she looked down and left when she said it. I am also very bitter that the first excerpts from the AC interview (released a day or two ago??) tactfully chopped off the sentence before the race remark and now suddenly the sentence is released in full. WTF?? I believe someone's a-spinnin'.

90 *Maddox*

WTF was I thinking -- transie future?

75, you wouldn't know a flame war if it bottle rocketed up your smart ass and ignited your hemorrhoids.

To Angelina and Brad:

JEESUS, ADOPT ME!! I DON'T SHIT IN MY PANTS LIKE YOUR OTHER THREE KIDS, THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING.

#74

Well HELL, I was ASLEEP when you were doing that. I was having a dream where some stupid white lady kept on forgetting my name (I was doing her pedicure), and kept on calling me Fooki. THAT'S why I was shouting my name. No wonder I woke up sore this morning.

She's got a "white" baby, a "black" baby, and a "yellow" baby...now she only needs a Native American or Hispanic baby to complete the "red" baby portion of the "Jesus Loves The Little Children" song. What a collection.

Who gives a shit about her? Seriously, other than "Girl Interrupted," has she put out a halfway decent movie?

She and Brad Pitt are just B list actors with great press agents.

And what's with the matronly outfit she's wearing? Is that what she thinks responsible moms wear?

97 Quite frankly, she looks fabulous. I'd like to crawl under that skirt.

I AM MUMM RA.

OK children, I have called upon the ancient spirits of eee-ville to tell y'all a basic truth: Angie Jolie is not "bad-ass." She's not all "hard core" and extreme. She's just yet another phoney-as-hades Hollydork "celeb" with no talent and no body whatsoever.

I ask you stupid white potato-shaped males out there: what the heck do you honestly find so attractive about Ms. Jolie? Tattoos don't make you "badass." Tattoos don't magically turn a person into a walking wet dream. I've seen two-by-fours that have more curves than Jolie..she appears to be missing something..AN ASS. Has everyone forgot her "award winning" performance in "Hackers", with her stupid Romulan haircut? Have another collagen injection, babe. Inflate those phoney-ass lips a little more, they're not QUITE big enough. Oooh yeah, schtraight schtreet.

Everywhere we go, we see these two idiots...Brad and Angie...portrayed as the "most beautiful people." AH yes, cue Marilyn Manson. So beautiful with your stupid tattoo running across your chest. Not like those evil, ugly people who actually run the orphanages in all those third world dumpsters you treat like your personal baby Wal-Mart, right Angie?

Earth to stupid white guys: she's not a "witch." She's not a "hardcore sex machine" (hey, she only had one baby of her own). She's not a role model. Hell she can't even stick with one guy reliably. All she does is collect fashionable ethnic babies and get more stupid tattoos. Oh yeah baby, you're SUCH an individual. Shock us and get one of those lower back tattoos...NO one has one of those *eye roll*. Make it a Celtic knot and all the Mr. Potato Body 30-something moron males will all get a collective boner.

Replace her babies with cats and you've got the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons. Maybe someday after Angie's "hardcore" image has faded (when her tattoos have wrinkled into disgusting blotches) we'll see her standing by the railway ditch tossing her latest baby acquisitions at cars.

Who cares about Angelina? Anderson is one hot mofu and I for one, would like to convert him to my team (sorry #45, did you not see when Ryan Seacrest was on CNN and he and Anderson were seriously flirtin'?)
Hey, batter, batter, batter, schwiiinggg!!!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolies "genetics experiment"...I mean family building experiment will finally usher in the dreams of the Fuhrer himself. While I don't think Herr Hitler had adoption on his mind in the 40s and would staunchly disapprove of Angelina incubating such mongrels, He would be most pleased by the "master aggregation" of Brad and Angies seed.

Sadly, Im going to medical school and already have a PHD in Cell Biology...hopefully one day my work in the sciences can eradicate those awful little love/faith children so that couples can finally engineer the child of their dreams. Who needs humanity when you can have genetic perfection?...Brad and Johnny, Jessica and Nicole...give it a rest in the bedroom...science will need some of your DNA for cloning in the future..dont use it all up my little superstars.

krisdylee #85....too funny!

I think Angie is NUTS, but great in the sack, and that it why Brad is whipped.

99 Must agree - how badass can you be if you were in a Meatloaf video
97 yes, she is so classy now don't you know, classy but still edgy (oooooh, shivers). Does she ever wear jeans like the rest of the world? It must be the flat ass like 99 said

God we are all such misanthropes. Read this -- gotta read the lobotomized comments too.
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/2006/06/one-on-one-with-angelina-jolie.html
I guess Anderson didn't pick up on Anjhee's racist comment (yeah, if he had, he'd be obliged to ask a followup that would make her say something even more stupid).

99. OK, FEMINISTARD!!! MISTER SHRIVELED WILL ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE YOU, IN SPITE OF YOUR OBVIOUS FREAKIN' HANDICAP OF DUMBCUNTITIS, AND PROBABLE AFFLICTION WITH A SEVERE CASE OF DRIEDPRUNEPUSSITIS. I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW MISTER SHRIVELED WAS SUCH A SKILLED FREAKIN' DIAGNOSTICIAN, COOBTARD!!!

YOU, HAVENTBEENFUCKEDINYEARSTARD, SAID :

I ask you stupid white potato-shaped males out there: what the heck do you honestly find so attractive about Ms. Jolie? Tattoos don't make you "badass." Tattoos don't magically turn a person into a walking wet dream.

( MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )

"most beautiful people." AH yes, cue Marilyn Manson. So beautiful with your stupid tattoo running across your chest.

( MORE MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )

Earth to stupid white guys: she's not a "witch." She's not a "hardcore sex machine" (hey, she only had one baby of her own). She's not a role model. Hell she can't even stick with one guy reliably.

( MORE FREAKIN' MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )

Make it a Celtic knot and all the Mr. Potato Body 30-something moron males will all get a collective boner.

( ENOUGH ALREADY, BITCHTARD!!! )

DOUCHETARD, THE ONLY THING REMOTELY POTATO-SHAPED ON MISTER SHRIVELED'S BODY IS HIS ENOURMOUS FREAKIN' BALLSACK, SO I'M NOT THE STEREOTYPICAL MIDDLE AGED, FAT, WHITE MALE THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE A FREAKIN' HARD ON FOR, FEMINAZITARD!!!

MISTER SHRIVELED WILL USE SMALL WORDS THAT EVEN THE FREAKIN' COOB WILL UNDERSTAND, THOUGH HE WILL DROOL ON AND FREAKIN' PISS HIMSELF BEFORE HE FINISHES, LAMETARD!!!

ANGELINA JOLIE IS A FREAKIN' NUTTARD AND A TATOOTARD, SHE PUSSYWHIPPED THE PITTARD, SHE THINKS KIDS ARE FREAKIN' FASHION ACCESSORIES, AND, ... NOT A SINGLE FREAKIN' HETEROSEXUAL MALE, OR BISEXUAL FEMALE, ON PLANET EARTH CARES.

I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER, OR DATE HER, OR EVEN FREAKIN' TALK TO HER, EXCEPT MAYBE TO SAY, "DEEPER AND HARDER, THAT'S THE WAY MISTER SHRIVELED LIKES IT, SLUTTARD!!!" IT'S REALLY THAT FREAKIN' SIMPLE.

'NIGHT CONSERVATARDS, LIBTARDS, AND FREAKIN' COOBTARDS!!!

I'm pretty sure she's referring to "colour-coordination".

She's got black, brown, yellow and white kids already. I think the next one she'll adopt will have to be... fuchia.

*ENORMOUS*
*TATTOOTARD*

DICTIONARYTARDS!!!

#13 - YES! Finally someone else remembers Anderson Cooper on Channel 1! Funny how whenever someone mentions his credentials, they leave out Channel 1!

Funny how Angelina, who's got such a "big" heart for adopting, doesn't publically consider the thousands of orphans here in the United States - God forbid she adopt one of the many older children that has a harder chance of being adopted. Now THAT would show a greater love to me.

i hope she adopts a wookie.

#15 - "platoon of nannies" - brilliant.

#65/101 - hooray for science!

#26: remember it well; also the episode where she gets angry at Saffie and adopts dozens of Rumanian babies. Not so far off the mark here.

47: that has such a ring of truth...too sad. Let's have more of the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward type of charity, open wallets and hearts and closed mouths. THAT's class!

Mr. Ballsack--
Want to spend a long, sweaty weekend in bed with me? You rock, babe.

What? No one sees the connections?

Angelina is estranged from her dad. Jennifer is/was estranged from her mom.

Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston.

AJ-JA.

Brad's dyslexic! Time to call in cavalry. Tom? Oh, Tom? Send Brad some vitamins mixed with some scientology and he'll be healed in no time. Halleluiah. PTL. Amen.

111 -- forgot those guys, but yessirree you are right. Tight-lipped, not feeding the media, for all the right reasons. So sad, though -- didn't they have a drug overdose kid? I'd hate to see one of BA's adoptees fall to that fate because then you can't really say you delivered a quality of life, can you? Scary to think that two tards who may or may not have GED's wax on so seriously about education. At which grade will they be unable to help with homework? Mang does have some savvy -- she keeps her media-whoring to a respectable level, but she knows enough to know that restraint adds to the hunger -- I'm sure her mama (or the French correctly-punctuated equivalent of that word) has advised her. I wouldn't be surprised if mom is the one feeding the A's sick-ass moves.

113 -- So is Brad the Bermuda in this triangle?

105 LOL, too funny -- thanks for the enlightenment!

Mangelina/114 - don't remember details but yes, I think you're right; can only hope their family bond was stronger for the tragedy and it makes the work people like that do even more meaningful.

"Scary to think that two tards who may or may not have GED's wax on so seriously about education."

- so funny...so true...so sad...

She should seriously consider adopting Cabbage Patch Kids instead. After all, they're cheaper, less time consuming, come in all the colors of the rainbow, have really cool accessories and you even get an official Adoption Certificate. When she gets bored with them, she can just donate them to some orphanage.

Uh-oh #105 is going to be in deep shit when his Mom gets home and finds out he's been on the Internet again.

I think Angie should adopt Paris Hilton... then they could do the MILF-slutty daughter thing.

i am curious how brangelina will spin their break-up. i think it will be sad for shiloh, when brad leaves angie because she cannot stop cheating on him with lesbian women. he will go on and marry again and have more kids. angie will continue to adopt but will be increasingly looked upon as a woody allen/mia farrow freak.

to #45...sorry..anderson cooper is gay. Its been documented and substantiated. He chooses not to talk about it. He's had the same boyfriend for years.

to #47...you're so wrong..Angelina does NOT stay at 4 star hotels..they're 5 star..

Brangelina ought to wait until the umbilical cord falls off their daughter before they start talking about another kid.

Whoa. Her stock just went down in my book. I don't even want to have bisexual sex with her anymore. What a freak. Hello Mia!

I thought for sure she'd sound smarter. What a disappointment. I was right - all Hollywood checks their brains in at the door before becoming stars. Must be a true "brainwashing" or just a simple lobotomy. Ewww... dumb and pretty. What a freakin waste.

Hey whats that flushing noise? Oh yeah, Anderson cooper's credabilty

123 That flushing noise is your spelling and grammar...

dear god...

does anyone else get the weird vibes that Angelina is imitating the life of Mia Farrow? hello... how many kids CAN you adopt? will you be able to remember all their names? even if you survive a few decades with Brad, will you be able to survive him leaving your sorry skanky old ass for Zahara or another one of your "adopted" daughters? it's still hard to fathom Brad buying into all of this crap... but i think his wavelength runs on the same frequency of "freak" as Angelina's!

Proof positive that Anderson Cooper has a TCLTC t shirt? He didn't look at her tits ONCE during the interview. Even straight chicks look at her tits at LEAST once... He probably turns away and gasps in horror when she whips 'em in her movies. I of course press pause because I'm sophmoric like that.

She is a dumbass. Somebody PLEASE make her stop!