FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

I guess that's so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up.

I have a tattoo on my arm that says, Wherever I go, there I am.

It's one of the few tattoos I've seen that aren't ridiculous.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Someday she's going to have so many coordinates on that arm it'll look like she's wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

3
I have a tattoo of an anchor on my forearm.
OK, no I dont, but Popeye does!

6
"ah-guh-guh-guh-guh!"

Tattoos are way to trendy now, there is even a Bratz doll with tattoo's now.

Angie - that's not what they meant when they said they weren't co-ordinated.

Like stripes and checks don't go - ask a gay guy

The coordinates are so that she can take them home again when Shiloh grows up to be the prettiest child and the others are just foreign and adopted.

I'm waiting for the family portrait on her back. And then when she and Brad spilt, there'll be a giant black X. Or instead a bear holding the baby.

The coordinates are so that she can take them all home when she's done with them!

babies make good vacation souvenirs

Angie, Angie , Angie- how about buying your babies teddy bears hmmmm? A new tattoo on mummy is very nice-is very nice- some kids also like recieving books and toys too...

oops sorry for the double posting of the completely obvios and already mentioned, guys.

But Tattoos are trashy.

Angelina is trashy.

And Bored Blonde is trashy.

How do we know they're not coordinates to a lost treasure? Or the lost continent of Atlantis?? Hmmm...

I imagine that the c section she had really buggered up that big tattoo on her belly- has she thought about what will happen when the scientologists alien masters come back to earth and start probing everyone?I heard they go for the arms.....( I am covering the inside of my house in aluminum foil as we speak....)

18

Don't worry about doing the whole house, you only need an aluminum hat to keep them from reading your mind.

Thanks #16, I almost choked on my cereal.

That Blonde came out of nowhere!

To be fair, when I had my first son, I had his initials tattooed on my ankle, however, I was 22 years old.
8 years later I had my other son, but there is no way in hell I'm going through that again. Besides, he's 16 months old and a walking nightmare, I'm thinking of sending him back. How many baby's do you all know who bang their head on the floor, not carpet, but TILE floor when they don't get what they want? This boy doesn't fuck around!
I of course, being older and wiser, than with the first one, just sit there and watch him until he's done having a shit fit. Then I like to piss him off and see if he'll do it again...

I'm just kidding, he does bang his head, and I do sit there and watch, but I don't really want to send him back or piss him off just to see this.

I have now said too much, but I covered my ass incase one of you calls CPS.

That's sanscrit for the size of Billy Bob's cock. She wants to remind Brad know he can always be replaced.

hey i wonder where she is going to make a new tattoo lol

HA HA IN YOUR FACE ANISTON!!!

Team Jolie Rulez!!!

love that one Team Jolie

I have a tattoo on my arm that says "Your name."

"
"I love Shiloh the most." Just kidding. That'll go on her forehead.
"

Wrong. She's saving that for a nice big 'Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing'

Ah, yes. But what if (God forbid) Jolie was involved in a horrible accident and somehow, the only way for the rescuers to determine where she is from came from these coordinates? It would throw their search WAY off.

@#27 not to cramp you style or anything but, if the coordinates are tatooed on HER, wouldn't they have already found her?

just throwing it out there :)

If I only need to wear an aluminum hat to keep probes out of my mind- does that mean guys should wear foil on their willy's?
Do you think she calls Brad 'Bradly' when he's in trouble?
It sounds so much naughtier.

AND...why hasn't she lost her baby weight yet- it'd been more than a week for christs sake!!! slack, fat cow.She's making all us yummy mummy's look bad.

Seriously. Thanks to all the people who claim they are "first". I really enjoy that.

Little bit of crazy

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

I suppose it's so she won't forget where she got them and can send them back home. Because eventually, she will realize that she doesn't need to raise a UN when she already has her own cancer-curing-ly, world-peace creating-ly, blindingly beautiful child to dote on.

I just plugged the first coodinates into Google Earth and it landed in a pond next to the runway at the Pochentong Intl. Airport in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Was Maddox born in a pond next to an airport or was Angelina too lazy to get accurate coordinates?

Oh, and that strange, malformed, blue-ish mark on her arm from her 'Billy-Bob' tattoo is very charming. Makes me wanna go have my new boyfriend Thor's name tatooed on my forehead. We're going to be together forever!

I don't care what peeps think...SHE ROCKS!!!! and she hooked up with the man she is meant to be with...

I ALWAYS felt that Jen and Brad were a mismatch.....she is a simp gimp

Whatever...weirdo! You are so "different" Angelina, and so cool in a high school kind of way...like, really!

fuck
if there was
a mirical [sic]
baby
it wasnt pilo
it was...

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/06/third.arm.ap/index.html

...and the bastards
...cut it off
...
...whatever
...happened
...to
...evolution?

She is going to decide how many kids to have based on the number of birthplace tatoos it will take to cover up the ugly tatoo removal scar as well.

#19 - You better hope that Mark McGuire isn't reading this...

A friend of a friend is engaged to a fuckin' redneck from Arkansas and he has a tattoo that says "your name" on his ass. He gets all drunk when they're here and runs around trying to bet "I have your name on my ass." I guess people in Arkansas fall for that or something.

I, on the other hand, have a tattoo of a pig wearing a top hat and a green suit, holding a four-leaf clover on my ass. I have no idea when or where I got it. Man! I used to get wasted!!

35

That bruise-looking thing used to be a dragon.

I read somewhere that Charlie Sheen has cordinates tatooed on strategic parts of his body as well. It's speculated that said coordinates lead to whorehouses in Texas , California, Detroit, Haiti, Bangladesh, Bombay, Kazaksthan and to the house of a lone Phillipino hooker.

@40, I don't know why but I find that "your name" bit hilarious.

Godammit I must cleanse myself of my inner redneck.

First of all THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE FUNNY POSTS. My God, I'm rolling on the floor and I needed it after today.

Secondly to the prepubescent teenage boys and girls that say how much they love the freaky family, go the fuck away to your perez board and let us have our fun here. It's not like we're going to change our minds.

Lastly, my friends. I am literally beaming. I am glowing. Because of what I have found from a legitimate source. These two humanitarians who fight for human rights around the world have knowingly employed this bully and we have all read about the assaults that took place in front of Maddox in the last couple of months, but finally charges are being pressed againt Holie's geriatric WWF wannabe "bodyguard". Here is the link. Another interesting tidbit, Mickey was also a suspect in a very high profile murder in England that has yet to be solved. Why would such humanitarians, who just give and give and give allow their employees to treat other human beings in such a way? Why? Why?
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=84&art_id=qw1149870601917B255

Now that we've read this we can guess what the as yet "undisclosed" charity is.

Wait a minute....let's see. Angelina believes it's wrong to sleep with a married man as she has been quoted saying several times....unless it pertains to her. Basic human rights are important and should be enjoyed by EVERYBODY....unless it pertains to her and disrupting her level of comfort... Do I even need to mention the biological baby she would never have because that would leave another orphan in the world?

And #34, I'm quite sure that Maddox was born in that pond. Or a nearby rice paddy.

#42 uncle charlie is due here
any day

no wait, i still have some upstairs :)

ok, gottago
see you bitches
well monday maybe :)
gf over (pussywhipped whiplash sound :) ]
but enjoy the empathy :)
over and out :)

Here are my coordinates: 35.52.58.51 N 76.30.03.60 E

Come visit me, anytime.

@44 I'll you something about the treatment of human beings. Papparazzis, Papparazzos, celebrity photographers and all realated scum ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS they are lower in the evolutionary scale than protozoa and Paris Hilton. They all deserve brutal deaths and then some.

You could roll all the celebrities and all who cater to them and drop'em straight to hell and I wouldn't shed a tear.

Slim;

Enjoyed any goat-porn recently?

ummm 47...maybe i misunderstand your post but you are on the superficial right? If it werent for your so-called celebrity scummers---you wouldnt have anything to comment on at the fish...if you dont like papparazzi's why do you read this. You are a celebrity junkie just like the rest of us.

I could see getting your kids' names tattoo'd on you somewhere, but coordinates is just weird.

Hey, Tranny!
How's my favorite mountain man?

50 Ari!

Sad and lonely without your hotness. I can barely track a bull elk, with visions of you dancing through my un satiable head!

Tranny- tracking an elk is probably easier if you were actually outside... I'm just guessing of course.

Unless you're playing the deer hunter game...in which case, ahhhh, fuckit.

I need a drink.

@50-

How about getting your husband's name tattooed on you? Or your dog's? I plan to get a picture of her face with her name when she dies. She's a good dog. I need a drink too.

love the rack.

mmm... Angelina's tattos and fresh breast milk...

who could ask for anything more???

53-- only get your husband's name tattooed on you if you want a divorce. Same if you decide to get your wedding ring tatt'd on.

Trust me on this. Hehe...

I'd get my dog's name tattooed somewhere on me before I'd get the man's done. The dog is likely more dependable, and doesn't bitch if you drink the last beer. OK, MY dog doesn't at least... can't speak for yours.

I have a tat... getting another one soon.... they are addictive and when I got my first done, the weird thing was, I felt high.... It was really euphoric. Strange, yet true...

RE: number 44's link about the body guard- having checked that site- I found the better story in the 'related stories' section about Namibia's next big event being a world record attempt at creating the world biggest sausage( apparantly known as a braai- which I thought was blind person writing....no...wait...) any way- i thought THAT was a better story. Brad Pitt- in namibia- AND the world biggest sausage.Symbiosis.

52 Ari

If only you knew what I have done this week. Chainsaw work, hauling logs out of the forest, basically haven't been indoors all week, even sleeping in my hamock.

just dawned on me, impersonator, Ari does not drink. So, if you will, enjoy the feces spraying from my "nasty" orifice, don't be afraid to suicide bomb. Alone. As you always will be.

'Namibia - a country with it's eyes on the future'. (oh, and crackpot neighbors filled with starving supressed people, routinely killed off by their genocidal governments run by lunatic dictators.)
'Africa- something for all the family'

59--

Hahahaha... true, I usually don't drink. Today's been a helluva day.

Email me if you want authentification.

Fa could authenticate by taste, but he doesn't happen to be around right now...

Ari;

already sent, with an apology if that is the case...what's gotcha hittin the bottle with the common folk?

59

For the record, I'm an asshole, that really was Ari. Sorry Ari. I feel like a douche.

62--I've got Strawberry Margarita wine coolers. And a whole bottle of Chivas Regal.

I told you, don't apologize! Spend your time serving your pennance elsewhere.

63-- I believe if you mix 'asshole' and 'douch' you get an enema, yes? Pfft.

64

Wanna Fuck?

Damn straight, Tranny-

Make an appointment with my secretary...I'm all full up.....err... I mean.. umm...booked solid at this exact moment...

Hahahahaaa...

How's the beard? Long enough to be soft, I hope?

#65 Stay the fuck from round me. Thanks.

67

eh?

I don't understand big/obvious tattoos. It seems kinda dumb- you get a tattoo of somebody's face or name when you're about 22, and then when you're 60 it looks like a constipated horse stretched over your sagging body parts. Ew? I think yes.

HELLO INFIDELS!!!

Ari - hey sweety!!

Tranny - you smooth talker on post 65. How can she resist!!!!

Krisdylee - how you are doing?

I think the coordinate thing is kinda neat. Better that having Billy Bob's name. blech

66

soft like Pillsbury dough...

70--
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Pagan!

71--

You fucker. I just laughed so hard my kids came in to see if I was OK. Then they wanted to know what was so funny. Youuuuuuuu suck. Still. Please.

70

Billy Bob Thorton is GREAT.
He played Davy Crocket in The Alamo.

If I was old enough (or could drive to Canada), I would have his name tattooed across my CHEST.

Tranny - pilsbury dough? You been lookin for love in all the wrong places again!

Ari - why ya bummin? I got back at 1AM from Vegas. Yow - what a town! Conference was good, tho. Got my bud light here and toasting ya!

Drunkblogger

you nasty lil' whore. You know you want it, I can tell from the post. After I've licked some foreplay up your ass, you know you would beg for a bit of the taste, so I would totally let you suck my tongue, ripe with your own ass-juice. mmmm. good. Deny the feeling you nasty slut...er, man?

aivilo - heya!

Are you male/female? How old are you?

Seriously, Billy Bob? EWWWWWWWW He is a great actor, but if I am going to put a name on my chest it would be someone hot!

What does it say about a person when just tattooing their kids' names into their arm isn't pretentious enough for them?

Angelina's been in the press so much lately. Aniston's going to have to go braless all next week if she wants to get any attention at all.

Yo, Pagan!

Babe, if you wass'nt married, I would so love to be schooled by U!!!!!!

Tranny - holy cow, I almost spewed my beer all over my monitor for post 75! You gonna toss that salad with some syrup or jelly? LOL

pagan, a-lo is 16,

76

Hi!!

hahaha I turned 16 about a month ago and I'm a girl. And even though I don't mind Billy-Bob, I would probably actually go for David Bowie if I was going to have some tattoo in an inappropriate place lol.

Tranny - If I wasnt married I would make you howl at the moon, babe.

...which explains a lot...

79 Pagan

babe, I toss with jelly like Mexicans cross the border!

#2, that's classic.

"I guess that's so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up."

And #10, your final thought was as well:

"the others are just foreign and adopted."

I see lots of other people had the same idea, but being first with a hilarious thought is worth recognition, as opposed to the FUCKING LOSERS like #1 who brag of being the first post as though they had just caught a pass that won the Super Bowl.

That means you "SABAHAT" you fucking clown.

Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

But seriously, aivilo, you weren't even born when Bowie was around, were you?

a-lo, 16? Hon, yow! I am 41, old enough to be your Mom.

Hold me Tranny, I am sobbing in my beer! LOL

David Bowie - now you are talking. I LOVE his voice. Have you seen The Dark Crystal? It has him as the bad guy and he does a good job.

Who else do you like?

Ah, thanks, I love it when people compliment me on my rapier wit.

Now don't get all dirty with that word. That means YOU, Tranny. You sick fuck.

I am like the most hardcore Bowie fan EVER. I seriously grossed out all my friends on the XC team by carrying around a picture of him. He's 58. My mom introduced me to him. & I was born in '90, and he's done some stuff since then... mostly techno-ish though. SPACE ODDITY=GOD.

This sucks. My husband has retired to the room extra early, I'm all alone with no alcohol, save the half a bottle of old Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge. Starting to look good. I could do with a Newcastle right about....NOW!

Pagan--the dough mention is in reference to an email, so I suppose it's sort of an inside joke.

Sure, first Tranny doesn't believe I'm me, then he causes me to burn my poor nasal passages by making me laugh mid-drink.
He OWES me now. BIG TIME.

Forty lashes for you, Tranny!!

87

My mom is 43. I wanted to see labyrinth, but I wasn't allowed to. I haven't asked in a while though, so maybe I could now. I will have to look into Dark Crystal!! His voice is sooo beautiful!

OMG do you like the Allman Brothers? I know the two aren't really similar but I have the greatest hits 69-79 AND I LOVE IT.

89

Holy crap. My dog was born before you. But she's dead. So I guess that leaves you ahead of her. I always appreciate someone who likes 80's music.

Ha ha! for once I'm not the youngest one around, I get to say, When I was a kid,...and, You're just a baby! *sniff* good times.

Tranny - I got a full jar of boisenberry. Of course you are NOT in MO anymore - mores the pity! LOL

A-lo - Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Bowie was on the edge waaaaaaaaaaay before Madonna, that is for sure.

87 Hate to be a cunt (tm krisdylee), but the movie you are refering to (I know I can't speel) is Labrynth. Love that flick.

93
how old are you? If you don't mind me asking, of course. I always forget that people find it rude! If you don't want to say, by all means don't.

94
GASP I KNOW! He used to wear dresses! Ziggy Stardust is a great songgg & so is Life On Mars.

Ari - kinda figured it was an inside joke, but just had to add some country lyrics! LOL

Where is Fa? Recovering from an email you sent? LOL

Jane - my family is in IN. I got in from Vegas this morning, I am drinking alone, got a bud light. Go wake that man up and have your wicked way!! You go gurl! LOL

A-lo - Allmans are OK, like 3 Dog Night and Credence better, you heard of them?

BTW - this is cool your mom is showing you different genres of music. So much of the music today is trash.

Tranny - you deliciously cunty (TM) man-whore...you are right! I thought it was wrong when I typed it, but I couldnt remember the name. I havent seen it in years.

96

I've been alive a quarter of a century, am married 5 years, and have a soon-to-be 3 year old (who, btw, blows Silo O'Shit out of the water in the cuteness department).

To tell you the truth, I think I wore him out last night. Tee hee. I was about to fall asleep myself, but I'm perking up a bit.

95

I believe I was slightly traumatized after that um...'cunt' post lol!

97

Oh dear, I love older stuff like Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Kansas, The Who, Rush, Van Morrison, BOC, Steve Miller Band, etc....but I also enjoy some crap, I admit!

I have an affinity for rap that I believe stems from my half-blackness, lol.

Jane - LOL Nothing like "lets do it till we are sore gasms"! That, my friend, are good times! LOL Good to see having a little one doesnt slow you down! You can still be a mom and a sex Goddess!

101
As long as you don't buy Paris' album, we be coo. we be coo, man.

99

Oh, that's lovely! I adore little kids, and three is like the absolute best age. My brother and sister(twins) are nine and a nightmare, so I miss having babies around the house. I'm sort of sad my mom had them when I was 7 because I can't recall much of their baby years, but they have pictures.

And I'm sure your baby is much cuter than Brad and Angelina's, who(m?) will either be a mountain troll or a strangely mannequin-like parody of beauty.

97--
I don't know why he's not here, but I can tell you... I may need a minute to recover from HIS emails. Holy sh*t.

The man has a way with words...

102
LOL, he actually told me this morning that he was a bit sore. Lucky bastard.

A-lo - I love Eminem! LOL I know I know, but damn, his stuff is funny. There is some rap that is good, but I dont like the hardcore stuff that is all about slappin 'hos and such. I am surprised black women arent all over that more.

Yow - you do like "old school" stuff dont you?

Half black, I always thought mixed race children were absolutely gorgeous.

I got hit on by a gorgeous man in Vegas that was black/white. He had mocha skin and green eyes..really striking. Oh yeah, I turned him down. Happily married, but I enjoyed the flirting! LOL

Ari - hon, I can just imagine by some of the stuff he has posted here. Got hot flashes! LOL What do you expect from an Army dog? LOL

Jane - hmmmmmmmmm maybe you need to kiss it and make it better?

103

OMG PARIS HILTON!? I would remove my skin with a cheese grater before voluntarily subjecting myself to that noise she calls singing. Blargh.

107

I enjoy Eminem from time to time...but he is so explicit!

Biracial children are often very attractive, but I'm very average/below average looking. I would connect my myspace, but everyone spazzed last time I did that, so maybe not!

107

Good to know you still got it, huh?! It's always nice when someone attractive hits on you, even if you're not going to do anything, isn't it. We all need a little ego fluffing now and then.

The icky part is when the person hitting on you is a crusty lecherous cretin, then it's like, is THAT the kind of guy I attract?? I have men who are old enough to be my father hit on me quite frequently. Yuck. Maybe I put out that vibe. I am, after all, 11 1/2 years younger than my husband. That perv.

109

Sorry, it was a joke. Ow, I almost blew wine out of my nose.

I think Eminem's rap is pretty much the only rap I can take. It's smart, and always has a good rythmn to it. I wouldn't go buy his CDs, but I enjoy it when I happen to hear it.

And about the myspace, I don't blame you, some of the people here are very vicious, I can attest to that firsthand.

Jane - LOL yeah, not too bad for 41, huh? I am lucky I am aging really good, of course I take care of myself, so that in itself helps. Most people think I am up to 10 years younger, bless their hearts! I act young, too, call people I work with "dude", LOL Aging does suck, but it doesnt have to suck the soul out of you. Too many people hit my age and give up. Give up hell - I know what life is about now!

Well, they just shouted (metaphorically, of course) about internet predators. Which alarmed me, because I don't enjoy confrontation with people I don't know on the internet, lol.

A-lo - as far as being "average", most beauty is really WHO you are, not what you look like. Just take good care of yourself and show confidence, you will have them beating down your door. PLUS, most 16 year olds are a bit gawky now. If they are drop dead gorgeous they usually go downhill from here. Enjoy who you are, play up your best features and down your worst. Dont be in a hurry to look like someone you see. Just be you - the rest will come. Dang - did I just sound old and wizened? If so, thanks! LOL

Pagan-
My mom is aging really really well, she's 51 and looks younger than a lot of women I see her age. Plus she's really tiny--4'11" and wears a 2 petite. I unfortunately do NOT fit into a size 2. So not fair that my mom is way smaller than me. But at least I will look young for my age, I think. Right now it's not so much of a good thing, I don't particularly like people telling me i look like a kid, but it will pay off later.

Here..time to throw caution to the wind... omg I hope people don't like attack me!

I find it much easier to talk to someone if you have an idea of what they look like. And I love wise people! Don't be offended, but my mom gives me those speeches all the time and they always make me feel better!!!

It is sort of difficult to be 16, despite what people think... you always feel like your skin is bad or you're too fat or your hair looks awful! Its quite a superficial world, sort of like Hollywood!

114

You might as well tattoo "Crony" on your forehead! Just kidding, please don't kick my ass!

Oh, are you in Vegas frequently? Have you ever done the indoor skydiving there?

111- Gawd, I still feel sorry for you. That attack was ridiculous, vicious and... uncalled for.

I guess people were bored or something that day, but DAMN!

A-lo, you're beautiful!

118 Yeah, it was very...wierd.

Speaking of A-lo, I run across funny names in my line of work. Yesterday I ran across a "Jay Ho and Jennifer Ho". J-Ho and J-Ho.
Priceless.

And "Bong Jang". Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

And Tina Gaydar. (It's going off all the time)

116-- A-lo, you've got nothing to worry about. People that put you down are just jealous.

Psst--I remember being 16. I HATED being a teenager. Good luck to you! It does get better, I promise.

A-lo - Hon, you are GORGEOUS!! YOW!! Dont be in any hurry to be a clone of someone else. You are intelligent, very nice, and beautiful. Later on when the boys your age mature, they will know what a true gem you are. Right now they are chasing anything that will lay them....when they get older they become smoother about it! LOL

Jane - I always thought that a size 12 woman in shape was better looking than the really thin women. Dunno how men can be attracted to skin and bone.

ALL - It is time to hit the royal boudoir. We have a Pagan picnic in St Louis tomorrow and my Royal Highness (or hindass) is going to go and mingle amongst fellow lost souls, LOL

Bright Blessings and sweet dreams

'night Pagan!

I think it's just about time for me to crash too. Nearly midnight where I'm at.

jane's--see ya later!

119
Oh, that's very nice of you to say, but not really.

I used to be so nice and thin when I was younger, but that all hit the fan at about 12. As it is, I'm only 5'3 and pushing 125! Then again, I've got these horrible enormous boobs to put into the equation I suppose. Gah, I'm depressing myself!

123

Yeah, it pretty much sucks. A lot. I like being at home with my family, and it's not like I have any problems at school, but it feels like you're almost caged. I have good friends though, so they make things better!

124
Oh, thank you!

I think I need to go to bed also...Thanks for being so nice to me you guys! I was bored because my Mom wouldn't let me go to my friend's house (too late, blah)and I was definitely pleasantly entertained on here for an hour or so.

Love & Goodnight!

Goodnight, all!

Why does her tattoo look like it was done in prison with a ballpoint pen?

The co-ordinates are probably where her brain was last seen.

That's just the stupidest tattoo of hers yet. I think the Billy Bob was even better. What is she, a road map? Next thing we'll see the "Brad wuz here" tattoo on her ass.

I'm guessing Angelina chose the coordinates because:

1. They'll remain the same even after the kids grow up and change their stupid names into something decent and/or
2. When the kids catch Mommy doing something totally insane - like sleeping with her brother - they can write down the coordinates, pack their bags and leave a note telling they've gone back home.

20 ChickenScratch

Get your son a helmet. Something along the lines of what boxers wear, for instance. Not a cycling helmet or anything hard like that, but a soft, padded one. My sister was like a monkey as a toddler, always climbing on furniture and stuff, and my Mum made her a padded headband so she wouldn't constantly bang her head. Worked like charm.

116 aivilo

You're very pretty! And you're 1/8 Finnish! Say it with me: "Olen 1/8 (= pronounced: yksi kahdeksasosa) suomalainen." and "Olen suomalainen ja ylpeä siitä." (= I'm a Finn and proud of it.") :)

I have a tattoo of the Domino's Pizza Noid which starts on my upper arm, right in the same place Angie has hers, and it ends at the back of my wrist.

ONLY 6 MONTHS UNTIL SNOWMOBILE SEASON BEGINS, WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, getting tats while pregnant or breastfeeding is a MAJOR NO-NO. Unless she got it since Shiloh's been born AND she's not breastfeeding, it's just another example of this selfish, homewrecking skank bending the rules to suit herself regardless of the consequences for others.

Coordinates on her arm. Who in their right mind does that? If she weren't famous and saw her on the street with that on her arm from a distance, I would that it was the mark of the beast or some evil shit like that. Coordinates of her children's birthplace...ha!

#130 I thought of that, but then people would think he's a retard. Maybe around the house I'll just wrap a towel around his head...or get him a baby straight jacket.

Enough talk about my kid with issues.

Why hasn't this guy posted anything new yet?
Those of us who have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning need some gossip! I've only been on this site a few months and it seems like he used to always post new stories when I first started on here.

SLACKER!!!

Wow when I read this headline "Angelina Jolie Gets A New Tattoo," my first thought was that she had adopted her a little African midget to follow her around. "Da Plane, Boss, Da Plane!"

Sorry 16-year-olds, you have to be as old as me to get that reference. And even then it was pretty lame.

Sorry I missed the musical conversation though. I was busy listening to Bowie I guess.

@69-

I don't plan on living long enough to get old and having to worry about that. Besides, I'd think most old people would worry more about their ungrateful, spoiled children dumping them in a nursing home, stealing all their money, and leaving them to rot. Or losing control over their bladders, or falling down and breaking a hip, etc. Basically, there's more important things for old people to worry about.

@101-

Boston is one of THE best bands ever. It's so nice to see someone in high school that actually listens to something other than the bullshit crap that passes for music now, ie: The Pussycat Whores, Young Jeezy, Beyonce, (she has a good voice but her lyrics are repetitive crap) Gwen Stefani, and all the rest of the shite. Its good to know at least ONE parent is raising their kid pretty well.

137 -- oh yes Boston, the two-album wonders. Surely there is someone else you can think of that would be the one of THE best bands ever??

(Not picking a fight -- just "stimulating discussion.")

I can think of one other band out of Boston that is better, not to mention the rest of the world.

Awww god I LOVE Angelina. She's so hot, beautiful... she's perfect.

I already saw it in People with the pics of the baby. Cute baby, big lips. Those kids she adopted are weird, I think.

#51 e...l...k... :)

Now, her body is completly runied with all the writing on it. It's not clean and fresh, like a human should be. She really isn't pretty, is quite a freak, and ruined Brad Pitt.

And she's a homewrecker.

And she named her one possible normal baby Shilo. Like the thing they hold wheat in - in the hicks.

OK so it didn't work.

I am a sucker for Jolie's tats. The post was hilarious though, love the arrows. I am really happy to see her trying to cover up what's left of the billy bob / dragon, since it was a mess and seemingly unremovable.

#95 yeah but the female gelfling
in the dark crystal was hot :)

as hot as smurfette :)

...or was it smurfella?

#99 so why doesn't anyone know?

FREAKIN' LAMETARD, A "SILO" IS A LARGE CONTAINER USED TO STORE GRAINS, "SHILO" MEANS MESSIAH, OR A BEAGLE IN A CHILDREN'S BOOK WHO GETS HIS FREAKIN' ASS KICKED BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG, FREAKIN' ASS CLOWN!!!

I think it is a great tattoo... Very original. And she is a pilot, so it means more to her then just numbers and letters. I like when a person does something (with their tattoo) that others don't tend to do. That means that to that person there was meaning, not just some picture they picked off the wall.

I heart Mister White's shrivelled ballsack.

JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore
for president!!!

You rock!!

@138-

I didn't say they were the best band ever, just one of them. And that's just my opinion. I guess I'm partial to them because of the song "Amanda".

HWMNBN just will not go away. I heard it's in junior high and got exposed as the loser that it truly is....like I said before, it has no fucking shame, and it's comments are as boring and desperate as ever. I wish it would get the fucking hint and realize that nobody can stand it, doesn't want to be friends with it, and basically just wishes it dead. I guess it's parents don't give a shit about what their nerdy, unpopular kid is doing, they probably wish someone would kidnap it and sell it into slavery so they wouldn't have to be humiliated at the PTA meetings, Back to School nights, and all the other school functions where they have to acknowledge it as their mentally deficient offspring. Poor, poor parents, I feel for you...

@150-

I also heart him. All that shouting turns me on.

#148.. say them both out loud, they sound the same... it's a homonym... and a joke.

Just leave me alone and let me post. You all say you don't like me, yet continue to try to get a reaction out of me. Just let it go.

Is it impossible for you to let the obsession with me go? I am SO not in the mood to be stalked today.

And maybe if you people got some new material about insulting me, it might get interesting, but you are all stupid, so you can't.

It's tough being smarter than 99% of the posters here.

And Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

...

if you're going to correct me... at least be right you idiot retard... you are so stupid, you can't spell, read, or comprehend. It must be awful to be that stupid.

-Sih-loh

1. An ancient village of central Palestine northwest of the Dead Sea. In the Bible, it was a meeting place and sanctuary for the Israelites and the site of a tabernacle where the Ark of the Covenant was kept until its capture by the Philistines.

2. A locality in southwest Tennessee east of Memphis. The Civil War Battle of Shiloh (April 6-7, 1862) ended in the withdrawal of Confederate troops but claimed more than 10,000 casualties on both the Union and Confederate sides.

Isn't she becoming a little obsessed? I mean, seriously!

Speaking of no. 2 on the def's...

Who would name a baby after a battle with 10,000 casualties?

Why didn't she pick:

1. Bunker Hill Jolie-Pitt
2. Little Big Horn Jolie-Pitt
3. Antietam Jolie-Pitt
4. Gettysburg Jolie-Pitt

But back to the cool news of how Whipper_willow ran Feed Me Chocolate OFF THIS SITE! No more stupid posts about nothing... no more stupid attacks on me for no reason. Whipper's got my back! I guess I won banana Vs. Chocolate '06!

Make sure to read #153 - 160

And jane's eyre... about the last post...

You think I'm ashamed that I don't pay for gas and insurance?

HA! Wow, talk about jealousy. I like you, you've got spunk.

Please shut the fuck up. Nobody is jealous of you. Why would anyone be jealous of a 13-year old little bitch like yourself? Oh, I guess I'm being "obsessed" again, if you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen, shitstain. And nobody ran Feed_Me off, it's pretty obvious that she's still here, she just got tired of Whipped (aka YOU) OBSESSING over her, and the lame ass fake posts that any idiot could tell weren't really her. But I guess being in junior high and all, you think you're so fucking clever and you know everything, when in reality all you know is how to suck your daddy's dick. Jealous of you, HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Oh man, that's rich! You're even more delusional and out of touch with reality than anyone thought! You definitely have the ego of a middle schooler, and the vocabulary and intelligence of a fruit fly. My dog's shit is more clever and popular than you. Now run along, I think your daddy needs his afternoon cock sucking from his favorite little bitch....

Sorry to the rest of you for feeding the troll. Sometimes I just can't help it, I swear it just asks to be put in it's place. I just wonder how someone so young could be 800 lbs because that is the only reason I can imagine to explain this waste of space's constant presence on this site. It must not be able to leave it's house without the assistance of a whale sling borrowed from an aquarium. I am kinda fascinated though, does it wash itself with a rag on a stick? Does it need a "reaching broom" to get it's Twinkies and Ho-Ho's from the pallet containing 300 boxes of them purchased from Costco? Does it get cheese in it's folds, or oozing, runny sores from all the chafing between the rolls? I have always wondered, and being grossly fat WOULD explain the hostility against the rest of us successful, happy, intelligent people that actually leave our houses and don't spend our lives rotting on a piss and sweat soaked mattress in a single-wide trailer.

Go play with your imaginary buddy Whipper, you maladjusted, uneducated, knob gobbling ass weasel. The only thing that you could
"chase off" is any positive contact with other human beings. You really should consider taking up self-mutilation or Russian Roulette as a hobby. Just remember to fill all the chambers with bullets, it's more advanced that way.

Okay, now you're just asking to be put in your filthy little obsessed trash talking place.

You talk about me like you know me. You speak of how I look when you've never seen me. Do you realize how stupid this makes you look? It makes you look like an imbecile! You use fowl language towards me which obviously states some kind of hostility to the world towards people who are better than you are... like me.

Just because you're poor and fat (because you can't afford healthy food... nothing but he dollar menu at McDonald's for you!)... don't take it out on me. It amazes me how poor people are the fattest. Just get over it, I am gorgeous, and you are not.

Your posts are nothing but slander, which shows you have WAY too much time on your hands. Get a hobby. Get out of the house. Get off the internet. Stop obsessing over people you don't know... it makes you look stupid.

If only everyone had the problems of you... only hating someone who is on the internet! You are a pretty big loser.

And the childish name calling... I wonder if you really realize how stupid you sound! you probably don't. Grow up, get a job so you can eat right and buy stuff, then you won't be jealous and obsessing over me.

You really are deplorable. And I'm sure you read EVERY LITTLE word I wrote, unlike I, who skims over what you write becasue it is BOR-RING!

Uh huh. Riiight. You are doing the EXACT SAME THING that you are accusing me of-talking shit about someone you know nothing about. SO sorry for the "fowl" language, I guess they don't teach you how to spell in middle school, do they? Keep telling yourself how great and beautiful you are, and how you're SOO much better than everyone else, I bet it's a real comfort to you while you sit home, alone, friendless, unloved and an outcast. And to see "BORING", all you need to do is read one of your posts. It's about as boring as watching paint dry, and I'm sure everyone else here will agree with that. But what do we know, since we aren't as WONDERFUL as you. I guess that's what your daddy tells you when he's sticking his cock in your stink star so it's GOTTA be true! Maybe you should get off the internet and take a walk, read a book, work on learning how to spell, do something productive and stop boring the rest of us to tears, you uppity little twat.

I think I will devote a website to myself and the other lovely ladies here on the Superfish, so little Lame-ass can learn how to be a paragon of beauty, class, and intelligence. Your days of obsessing over all of us individually will be done, it will be one-stop shopping for you to learn how REAL people act in the REAL world. Maybe you can lose some of the weight, learn how to wash properly to get rid of that B.O., and all the other things that productive, well-adjusted members of society seem to know that confuse and scare you. And maybe, if you're good, we will take up a collection so you can FINALLY get that gender reassignment surgery...no more hermaphrodite for you! Or we can just convince you to kill yourself- it would be a lot cheaper and more beneficial to the rest of us.

Yeah, I didn't read that... usual blah blah blah...

...But I'm sure you swore, so typical trailer trash talk. Manners... learn to be civilized, then get back to me.

Or said something that makes no sense because you don't know me and have never met me, blah blah blah.

Ok, I'm bored. This is TOO easy. I almost feel bad for picking on someone so pitiful and universally despised. There's just no sport in it! Does anyone else have anything interesting for us to discuss?

Lame Banana,

"Fowl language"...What a retard. Perhaps, if you spent more time on your remedial studies, you would have a better grasp of the English language and would stand a better chance of convincing someone that you were 'better' than they are. As it stands however, your disjointed thoughts, misspelled words, and poorly formed sentences point toward the fact that you are nothing more than an annoying, poorly educated half wit with an ego out of all proportion to your abilities.

I know that you have probably been told repeatedly since you were a child that you are 'special', but I am afraid you were being lied to. You are painfully average in every possible way except, perhaps, in being a persistently annoying twit.

Obsession

n 1: an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions against your will

(You say you won't type towards me, but still do... you say you can't stand me, yet still taunt me... but I now realize you can't help it mentally. )

2: an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone

(This is obvious, you can't stop typing about me, you read every little thing I type and you think about what I type over and over. You mentally form unrealistic images and scenarios of me.)

Ha ha, imagine this retard talking about manners! Ok, Emily fucking Post, if you're so concerned about manners, then WHY do you talk so much hateful shit as Whipped? (And we all know it's you so don't even try to deny it) YOU came here and stirred the shit, but now that you're getting your ass handed to you, you're going to whine about "MANNERS"?! You are DELUSIONAL, have you even READ the things you post? God damn, you are one of those pussies that can dish it out but cannot take it. Go on and cry to mommy and daddy....go on...please get the fuck out of here! And you KNOW you are reading every single word I post, you are desperate to learn the secret to being a smart, educated, beautiful, THIN person like the rest of us. Poor thing, too bad you'll never get it. So sad.

All the things you are saying aren't even true... so you should really come up with some new material. Something not so boring and something that makes sense.

i think its an awesome idea for a tattoo.

Maybe if you stop obsessing over me, I'll leave you alone. STOP STALKING ME, LAME-ASS!!! I might just have to REPORT you and your sick obsession with me!!

It's so sad that all you have to do is sit there and be hateful. You really should get a hobby. Perhaps it's an iron deficiency.

The only reason I waste my time with you is in the vain hope that I can be the one to shame you into leaving, and make you realize that you are extremely hated by EVERYONE here, thereby saving the Superficial for the rest of us! Now stop stalking me, you obsessed freak! Stalk-er...STALK-ERRRRRR!!

okay... tsarinaamanda ... I haven't been talking to you this whole time, but I think I should let you know that I don't dislike you... you're not a bad person. But I do sense some hostility. Shouldn't you call someone for your problem?...

http://www.rageanon.com/

Ok, where the fuck are you then, if you have such a life? RIGHT HERE, ON THE SUPERFISH! Duuuh, dumbass. And I learned all the nastiness and hateful comments from YOU, I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, LAMEASS/WHIPPED!!!! Now please stop stalking me, you just keep on and on spewing your nonsensical shit because you are SOOO happy that someone is giving you attention, you pitiful fucker! NOW STOP STALKING ME, YOU ARE SOOOO OBSESSED WITH ME!!! OBSESSED, I TELL YOU!

I almost feel sorry for you... that and you can't think of anything to say on your own. I think I was the one to cion the whole "stalker/obsessed" phrase. Get your own material. And make it fresh. If there's anything I can't take it someone who just isn't creative!

You're cute though... how angry and delusional you are. It's adorable! Did your mother teach you how to do that? Or does just being ugly make that a necessity for survival. See, I'm so attractive, I don't find it necessary to form such an inner hostility because people just like me. In real life, that is... you do have one of those, don't you?

http://www.grandtimes.com/Anger.html

Here you go, dear. Please read it all. I'v done a lot of research for you... well, more like 3 minutes of my busy day.

Looks like I ran off another peasant.

I almost feel sorry for you... that and you can't think of anything to say on your own. I think I was the one to cion the whole "stalker/obsessed" phrase. Get your own material. And make it fresh. If there's anything I can't take it someone who just isn't creative!

You're cute though... how angry and delusional you are. It's adorable! Did your mother teach you how to do that? Or does just being ugly make that a necessity for survival. See, I'm so attractive, I don't find it necessary to form such an inner hostility because people just like me. In real life, that is... you do have one of those, don't you?

http://www.grandtimes.com/Anger.html

Here you go, dear. Please read it all. I'v done a lot of research for you... well, more like 3 minutes of my busy day.

Looks like I ran off another peasant.

CLASSIC! Wow, nana... you kept your cool and pounded her into the ground. That one goes in the book.

WE CALL THAT A SACK LUNCH... NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!

IM me

My friend Sara Bramlett (search for it on myspace, she says) was reading these and suddenly said, "Mister White Shriveled Ballsack? Is that like Papa Hot Nuts' evil twin?"

& I thought I'd share. She'd be saying stuff, but she is currently playing Gamecube. WHEEEE.

Uh oh, looks like you had to go post under your OTHER name to make it look like you actually have friends. I also find it funny that you are slamming me for doing the EXACT SAME THING YOU DO when you claim everyone here is obsessed with you. It's called SARCASM, asshat. Look it up in the dictionary. Oh, do you even KNOW what a dictionary is? I'm assuming you don't because of all the badly spelled posts and your deplorable grammar. I'd like to see you TRY to run me off, that would be the fucking day!

OMFG, YOU ARE SO GODDAMN PATHETIC!!!! Please. Drop the charade of you being two seperate people, everyone knows you are the SAME LAME-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, you aren't fooling anyone (except maybe yourself). Give it up already. Seriously. Your pitiful delusions are making me feel bad for totally destroying you.

Oh, and I see you've instilled some class in our old chum tsarinaamanda. Now, tsar... I'm wondering, I haven't read all the posts, but could you puh-leaze tell me how nana trash talked about you and swore? That would be the day? (see, that's the --- oops, shouldn't say that!) If you don't know this already, nana and I are friends... in real life.. you know, outside, sunshine, exercise... it works out well. You wouldn't be so ugly if you saw what other people are supposed to look like.

Oh thank God, someone else besides lameass/whipped!!

Let me just quote the genius of nana...

Obsession

n 1: an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions against your will

(You say you won't type towards me, but still do... you say you can't stand me, yet still taunt me... but I now realize you can't help it mentally. )

2: an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone

(This is obvious, you can't stop typing about me, you read every little thing I type and you think about what I type over and over. You mentally form unrealistic images and scenarios of me.)

Yeah, ok, whatever, Whipped. Really, nobody is stupid enough to think that you just "magically" appear whenever Lameass is getting bested by someone superior to it in every way. And calling me ugly? Talk about original and clever, did you come up with that gem all by yourself? Good for you!

I guess it's all nice & dandy when you are dishing out the put downs and name calling...but when the tables are turned it's really not much fun anymore...

Nothing is more pathetic than manufacturing "friends" to defend you when you're getting your ass handed to you. That's like something a person would do in, say, JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL....oh, that's right, you ARE in junior high!!

You always seem to be the one who goes way off topic by starting a fight with someone. Maybe you are so unhappy with yourself you inflict your insecurities on strangers on the internet.

Ok, I just read everything that has happened since last time I glanced at this, and its retarded. YOU, WHIPPER/BANANA ARE RETARDED. Listen, I'm pretty young (althought NOT in middle school) and one day you are going to have to figure out that people SWEAR. Intelligent people do it too, sorry to burst your bubble.

And um...

"Just because you're poor and fat (because you can't afford healthy food... nothing but he dollar menu at McDonald's for you!)... don't take it out on me. It amazes me how poor people are the fattest. Just get over it, I am gorgeous, and you are not."

Way to... attack people for making conjectures about your appearance and doing the exact same thing ONE SECOND LATER. Mmmm, hypocrisy!

Now, let me guess: You are going to post insulting my appearance, making false accusations that I'm poor, and generally being a dick. Hit puberty, then come back and talk to me.

Can't you just picture Lame Banana sitting in front of it's keyboard with two grimy, spunk stained sock puppets named Nana and Willow on it's hands. Now YOU type Willow..."IM me Nana!"
Pathetic.

We are high school seniors, graduation next week, in fact. And I'm done telling you we are different people. Short of showing you a picture of us, I'm not going to phase your delusions. And there's going to be no picture, you'd just stalk us even more.

*although

I don't really give a shit what you say to me, it doesn't mean anything really. I know I will ALWAYS be far superior to you, I will ALWAYS make more money, be prettier, thinner, smarter, have a better career, car, house, husband, and there's not a GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! And you know it, and it's eating you up inside with jealousy and misery.

oh saranwrappedasshole aka tsarinaamanda your really not one to point out who is ugly and who is not, when you have a mug that looks like this...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0519063nc1.jpg

and here is saranwrappedasshole teaching us all a new trick..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/fatclapper.html

She's clapping because she just found out that the mashed potatoes at KFC now come in SUPER FAMILY size...the little things which make people happy are so endearing..

Hey chocolate... I thought we ran you off! What happened, ghetto? Did they turn the power off on you?

For God's sake! I've seen that post like 4 times. Come up with something new! It was exactly like that with the shitty KFC joke, too!

Lame_Willow,

I weep for the future of this country if you are in any way representative of today's youth. There isn't anything about you that isn't disgusting.

High school seniors have way more grasp of the English language than you do, so I'm not buying it. Also, I would be devastated to think you would be getting out of school before someone could pull a Columbine on your ass. Now THAT would be a real tragedy indeed.

Blah blah blah, same old hateful nonsense.

Where are the Trenchcoat Mafia when you need them?

We should make up some names so we would actually be guilty of something you accuse us of.

Oh yeah, I remember that from before as well. Still not funny the second time around with the same lame comment. What do you do, just post the same shit over and over again? And you have the nerve to call someone else out on saying the same shit over and over again?

Feed Me Chocolate... you didn't answer me! Where have you been, trashygirl!!!

Blah blah blah, same old recycled posts.

No, I quoted sherry co. Brilliant, I thought.

Um, you didn't run anybody off. Unlike your dumb ass, nobody else cares that much about what other people say on the internet.

Oh, hateful? Hateful, did you say? Like making fun of somebody for where they live or who they are?

& I notice you didn't respond to the fact that you used that LAME kfc post like 4 times. Way to be frickin lame.

Slummin it? Hookin' it for rent money? Selling plasma to feed the mistake?

I was over getting lap dances from your mother at The Jiggly Hut. Bitch got some serious vaginal odor. Probably smells shockingly like your breath Willow.

Haaaaaah! You are soooo also that Sherry chick. That is soooo lame.

Well you ARE guilty of being unoriginal, unfunny, annoying, and making everyone on here hate you and wish you dead! And please don't make yet ANOTHER fake "friend" to defend you and your dumb shit. One fake friend is more than enough.

Wow, that's just proving that classy upbringing you had! And the nut doesnt fall far from the tree, now does it. Ghetto trash. You live in the gutter of So Cal. You are poor. You had a missed birth control kid early. You are the quintessential... n/m :)

I can't believe you actually accuse other people of being hateful.

Let's just say you belong where you live. And where you are in life.

tsarinaamanda ... I'v realized that you just like to argue with interent strangers for some odd reason, so --- yeah, IGNORE! It's possible for me, unlike you.

At least Feed Me Chocolate puts some sport in it. There's material other than just being an idiot.

Um, who are you even talking to?

Isn't that how YOUR mother feeds you, aka HER mistake? Oh, no, she sells her rotten, tuna smelling cunt to illegal immigrants for 10 pesos and a bag of moldy oranges.

The nut doesn't fall far from your mouth either, when you're sucking off the football team so they'll be your 'friends'. And by, "football" team, I mean the hobos from the train yard beside your trailer.

222
seriously, to whom are you referring?

Giving up already, huh? I guess I ran YOU off, peasant!! Oh, and if you want to ignore someone, you don't need to announce it to the person you are supposed to be ignoring...common sense, duh!

Aww, youdont_need_no_chocolate, that makes sense when it isn't true... idiot...

I saw the new myspace pic. More make up than a $3 hooker... typical of... nm... and the nose is JUST AS BIG!

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-taken myspace pic.

Who were you talking to in 222? I seriously WANT to know.

@227-

Probably talking to another imaginary friend. Or, more likely, just spouting more recycled, asinine shit, kinda like calling Feed_Me "ghetto trash" yet AGAIN. It would be almost funny, if it wasn't so damn pathetic.

How do you know what a $3 hooker looks like? Oh yeah, just like your mom before she goes on one of her 'dates'. And by "dates", I mean tossing the salad of the hobos in the train yard beside your trailer.

She's charging $3 now? Pesos or dollars? I heard that bitch was the original Fifty-Cent.

I love how whenever somebody makes a valid point about their idiocy, they run off. Charming.

It's so obsessed with Feed_me because it wishes it could be half as classy and live as well as she does with someone who loves her. Jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing. Kinda like Lameass.

But isn't it ridiculous how they yell about being hateful and making assumptions about people and then turn around do the same thing?

@233-

it's got to go live it's wonderful, glamorous life working at the local massage parlor giving "happy endings" to 60-year old fat, balding, sweaty men for $1 a pop. like mother, like...whatever it is...hermaphrodite? Sexless? Troll?

I could've thrown insults at..um...it, but it can't defend itself when what you say is true. Absolutely true.

& plus, I don't really want to argue with it. I don't find its prejudiced comments funny in any way, shape, or form.

@235-

It KNOWS how fucking lame it is, and it KNOWS it cannot win against every single one of us, so it runs away to be consoled by mommy, and get it's diaper changed. It's little bottom must be sore now with all that cum-laden explosive diarrhea seeping from it's stretched out asshole. It knows it is a hypocritical pile of dogshit....but dogshit actually gets picked up. Isn't it funny how when one of them leaves, the other one does too? And how they both say the EXACT SAME THINGS in the EXACT SAME way, bad spelling, grammar, syntax and all? Yeah if they are two different people, then I'm the motherfucking Queen of England. maybe now it will finally stay away for good. That was what I have been striving for with all this posting...

Yeah, the racism is just ANOTHER reason to hate it. Like all latino people are trash, blah blah, blah, everyone who lives in the ghetto is lazy, useless and all their kids are mistakes? I certainly hope it makes the mistake of saying that to a 6'8, 300lb resident of the aforementioned ghetto...now THAT would be a sight to see.

For a while I actually thought that MAYBE Banana and Whipper were different people, because I thought Banana was nicer. But I don't think so anymore...

It's probably going to tattletale on us for being SOOO mean to it.

UGH! I hate Brad and Angelina so much!!! Why do they still have to be famous/????????

http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com

#44- Loved your performance in The Good Girl.

@ 109 and 209

I can totally picture the sock puppets, but I think the new thing is Fandango paper bags.

My daddy told me I had to apologize for being such an asshat. Now my daddy says I have to thank you for everything you've said to me because it is a part of my training. The next part of my training will include massive floggings and forced anal rape. And for good measure he says, he will throw in a cilice because the scar looked pretty in the Da Vinci Code.

I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.I will not be an asshat and I will not post stupid comments.

i think after lame bananas wrote her big bag of BS on posts 181-184m, she forgot who she was supposed to be because she signed in as whipper on post 185 and rewrote the same exact things! Whoops. Solid proof "they" are one and the same.

...then I really couldn't stop laughing when Whipper sends instructions to IM herself in post 187. Bwahahaha! Can anyone say "Sybil"?

@247 ...You caught that too.

I see the Superfish continues its downward spiral...

*sigh*

Have we given up on discussing the bloodsucker and her man bitch?

yeah, i was so stupid, i forgot to sign out of whipper

Assclown forgot not only to sign out but he posted under the wrong alt. That's the first class on being an internet douchbag 101.

247

...and the people...a-a-and the p-people...and the people...

Ummmm are you asses of jack f*cking serious with this catfighting BULLshit? Isn't it the intention of this site to bash celeb's not each other. I'm new here but seriously there are some of us here, who do not find your bitch fighting exciting, or entertaining. Don't even try to come back and slam me, Willow, Lamb, Tsarina. Whomever, "HUG IT OUT BITCHES"{Entourage} and get back to slammin' celeb's. I think 3/4's of a page of bitch slapping is enough... Peace out.

Ummmm are you girls done with this catfighting BULLshit? Isn't it the intention of this site to bash celeb's not each other. I'm new here but seriously there are some of us here, who do not find your bitch fighting exciting, or entertaining. Don't even try to come back and slam me, Willow, Lamb, Tsarina. Whomever, "HUG IT OUT BITCHES"{Entourage} and get back to slammin' celeb's. I think 3/4's of a page of bitch slapping is enough... Peace out.

Sorry about the re-post apparently I was censored the first time I posted , obviously I was a bit harsh with asses of jack.
I hate double posts too, won't happen again.

@255-
There is a history here of that particular poster being a complete and utter annoyance. I felt it was my sworn duty to destroy and humble it in the hopes of driving it off for good. No offense, but being new and all, you probably don't know how this place works yet, so just simmer down now. And if they didn't censor my Columbine comment, they certainly won't censor you.

Now i am off to slay a dragon and find the Holy Grail.

Wow, that was interesting. I felt like I was in High School again.

Why doesn't Angelina get a tattoo of Mars' lattitude and longitude, since that's obviously what planet she's from. She can put it on her gigantic lips. And I'm talking about the lips on her head, not the ones in her pants, you perverts.

Thanks for that tsarina, I don't want to offend anyone either, except celeb's that's why I'm here,
and yes I was censored , the site informed me that I had to repost in 2 min's due to a safety feature this site has for abusive language, etc., etc, new or not I don't lie, and lastly , "no offense", and just to keep the peace, don't tell me to "simmer down", it's condescending and also implies that I was out of control. Something to which I am not. Re-read your own posts before telling someone to "simmer down", cool, now that that's done you go back to slaying dragons, and I'll go back to slammin' celebs.

I cannot wait until angelina is old and wrinkly, and her tatoos look eben worse than they do now. She will hit her 50's and no one will want her, and her kids will be embarassed to see her shrivelled tatoos.
http://celebreligion.com

@260-

Ok, it was sarcasm...I have never really told anyone to "simmer down" and meant it. You are going to have to develop a much thicker skin to post on here and not take things too seriously. I certainly wasn't trying to be condescending. I have never had a problem with posting on here, it might be because you are new. I didn't mean to sound like such a bitch, or to imply anything.

i am gay.
i am gay, i say.
i am not Whipper_willow, because i am gayer.
tho, Whipper can take an ass slammin' with the best of them.

i am an hermaphroditic ass clown, and i can only make women laugh with my penis. i am an hermaphroditic ass clown, and i can only make women laugh with my penis. i am an hermaphroditic ass clown, and i can only make women laugh with my penis. i am an hermaphroditic ass clown, and i can only make women laugh with my penis. i am an hermaphroditic ass clown, and i can only make women laugh with my penis.

*at* my penis.

Those are actually the co-ordinates of where she buried Brad's man hood and self respect.

To all you hot babes out there who get tattoos on your low backs: I love you. They look really hot and cause me fantasies of pounding you doggy style while looking at your tat.

However, there is something you should know. When you decide to have kids, you won't be able to have an epideral because of the fear that the needle will push lead from the tattoo ink into your spinal column and cause permanent paralysis. The risk is low, but most anesthetists (that's the Canadian term) won't do it.

So, if you've got one of those tattoos and plan on having kids, get used to the idea of bearing your offspring in massive pain.

Sorry to be the bearer of such bad news.

Oh, and coob, you suck. Go die now.

I think I'm going to get a tattoo on my fortieth birthday to celebrate my midlife crisis (and it's sneaking up awfully fast).

I think it's smarter than buying a Harley Davidson or trading my 36 year old wife in for two 18 year olds.

The
Coob
Loves
The
Cock

"So, if you've got one of those tattoos and plan on having kids, get used to the idea of bearing your offspring in massive pain."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....PUNk'd by your need to follow self mutilating fashion trends.

Shilo already wants a tatoo.

I'm with stupid
------>

@267-

I am indeed one of those with the lower back tattoo. I got it before every freakin asshat on earth jumped on the damn trend, though. Luckily for me, I do not ever want children, so I won't have to worry about it. I have been trying to find a doctor for YEARS to tie my tubes so I won't end up needing an abortion. I haven't had any luck thus far, perhaps I will ask Dr. Rokter to do it for me.

@269-

Not every woman wants to be a breeder. I have better things to do than change shitty diapers, put up with constant screaming and whining, and basically give up my freedom, fun, goals, hopes and dreams for a kid that will stick me in a nursing home when I get old and steal all my money, leaving me to rot. No thanks, this world is already WAY too overpopulated as it is, I cannot justify adding to that. If I ever get the urge to be maternal to another human, I will adopt. At least then I will be able to choose the kid I want, instead of getting stuck with something that might be a total loser. No offense to all you with kids, it just isn't for me.

Jeez, tsar, tell us how you REALLY feel about it!

Love,
A "Breeder"

# 44...you said it. Angelinagirlwhore says shit then she does the shit she said she wouldn't do. And Brad has turned into a big manwhorepussywhipped loser. I can see this 'relationship' lasting, like forever. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Let's just concentrate on the facts here:

Lower back plates are only useful as target practice for straight men, or lesbians with squirting strap-ons (who are less likely to get knocked up and need an epidural anyway). It's not like one gets many chances to admire the tattoo on their own back, so they are useless unless you need to proclaim to the world "I went to college in the late nineties" (BigJim, have you seen the SNL sketch about removing those? Fucking hilarious!);

Since Brad Pitt seems to love the force-fed strap-on - maybe some tribal work on his forehead for A-Jo to shoot K-Y at?

And finally, TCLTC, just to stay on topic and not feed the teenagers. I'm trying to avoid my bookkeeping here and my caffeine buzz is just kicking in. Let's stick to the facts and see if we can't get to 500 posts without mentioning TC in any of it's forms!

And I'll close with BPLTFFSO.

@266 cannot stop laughing. Sooooo true. Hope he takes note to go and get the shit back.

@270 Too funny. Although everybody already knows that so the tatt would be useless.

My wife and I had kids because we felt the need to pass on our massively superior genes to give hope to the next generation.

With people like K-Fed and the coob's parents procreating all over the place, we wanted to do something that would make up for them polluting the gene pool.

Well, actually, the condom broke. Twice.

As an addendum to the above, I should point out that I have two master's degrees, a 141 IQ, can bench press 315, and excell at many sports. Also, my wife graduated top of her class from med school.

Bow down to me, puny mortals.

277

That's right. We need people with superior brains and genes to squash the bananas and whippers in the world.

"Smashy, Smashy!"--Chief Wiggum

278

But you're Canadian, so aren't those figures inflated a bit in the conversion?

Jane:

Good one, but only a little. The Iraq War has driven your dollar into the toilet. The exchange is getting close to par.

You know what T, cool, your right. I just got done reading lamb's post from today. Yes retarded. Just so you don't think I'm thin skinnned. I don't have a problem with peeps duking it out, I just had a problem with the extreme, Case in point and then I'll leave it alone,
#162 "Now run along I think your daddy need his afternoon c*ck sucking......",sorry, that was disgusting,and really beyond, I'm sure you were caught up in the heat of the moment, maybe not. Just a brief background, I've worked in a domestic violence shelter, also a nursing home for Alheimer's patient's, and my Aunt was a social worker and foster mother. Of those things, I took care of a Grandma who was raped and beaten by her grandson, of the 50 kids my Aunt took in one girl was sold into the "black market" by her own father for money for alcohol, when she was found at age 14 she was already a tricked out prostitute and a junkie, another girl was pimped out by her own mother at age 11 who was also a prostitute and the child ending up get knocked up by the father's best friend at age 13, too many horror stories. So, when someone makes comments like the one you made, yes peep I'm thinned skinned and to really hit it home, my own flesh and blood was molested by her "adopted step-grandparent". I'm sorry don't mean to be a buzz kill, actually what you wrote was funny, with the exception of the daddy comment, that's why I posted, keep it real, you totally had lambkin's slammed, over the top doesn't always mean better, ignore the fuck-tard "it'll" eventually go away.
Now let's get back to trashin' Brad "the Bitch boy" Pitt a.ka. sperm donor/nanny/ tool, and Angelina "the Venus Fly Trap" Jolie.

Damn. Being brought down the the level of a Canadian. That sucks. =)

Hey BigJim, ironically my tat is on my lower back!!!!! So imagine that when you're pounding your hot wifey tonight!! Doggy stylie is my personal fave, BTW....

I waited until I was 30 to get one, ended up being pregnant at 30, waited a couple of years and designed my own. Loved getting it, want another one, might even get a third....

There's a freaky dude who lives in my town that has a marajuana leaf tattoo'd on his forehead.... try walking by that and not doing a double take!!!

And I gave birth twice, chose the natural way ON PURPOSE, and loved it.... I tend to use drugs merely for social purposes.

It's actually treasure coordinates! Thats why they're not getting married; Angie and Brad are PIRATES!!! the coordinates are where they've burried all their treasure!!! Arrrr!

the bickering seems to start every time the SF writer takes a break

#285 kris, I envy you, I have three babes all were delivered caesarean, not by my choice, their were just big,fat,healthy babes , and I stopped dilating after 4cm's with each. Believe me caesareans suck, oi! they hurt. With my last one they stapled me{fuckers}, but I got a 2 week's supply of perc's for it. As for a social smoke right on sister "Free the leaf".

@282 let me take a wild guess, your real name is Debbie Downer.

WaH waH.

# 282- nah just a realist with a sense of decency, oh and man that's was a good one, you sure slammed me, I need a break, my ass is bleeding after that.

Olivia - I'm pleasantly surprised at your remarkable ability to hold your own--good girl -- I'm feeling better about you now!
I am also impressed at your command of spelling & grammar usage. You rock!

If we could just remove the LAME shitstains off this site, we'd all be in good shape.

#290...so now you're posting to yourself? Maybe it was your head that got broken.

feed_me: thankfully the asswipe never learned any reading comprehension, which may or may not be related to its lack of ability to spell....I think you're safe!

Damn #292, you on fire whew! I haven't been slammed that hard since pre-school. Two pieces of free advice
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, it will only get you shot,and it's one thing for people to think your stupid it's another to post {you} and prove them right. Peace to the peeps.

@267 - Hey BigJim - thanks for bringing that up! I thought I remembered reading that somewhere and though I can't remember where, it seems that no one else I know read about that.

@294...well that's me, I'll be here all week, don't forget to try the Veal and tip you waitress.

I wish the superficial guy would post on the weekends. I mean, it would be sooo much fun. Most of the stuff happens over the weekend. Like, I read today that Brad Pitt's "leading man" image is suffering because all he looks like he's doing in all pictures is following behind Angelina Jolie... aka Orphan Angie.

tip "you" waitress? I think you meant "your". Idiot alert!

Or it could be a freaking typo, and you could get over it.

291 - thankks

#296- Thanks for the tip about the menu, Slim , actually I'd prefer a nice slice of your liver-raw, with a crisp side serving of your ass -medium rare with au'jus, and a nice Chianti on the side wouldn't hurt either, it's good for cleansing the palette.

Wow, when I make a typeo, everyone jumps on it like it's the last glass of water in the desert! What goes around, comes around.

Well I won't, as long as you won't. I don't have any problem with you as long as you aren't attacking people.

I don't attack people, they insult and attak me first... I simply defend myself, as anyone here would.

Some people, for the simple reason of nce I said "II like Tom Cruise", chose me to berate every time I post something on topic, and constantly don't let me enjoy this site.

Yeah, I think maybe this, um, warfare? needs to stop. But if you want it to, you can't do things like 298, because then people will jump right in and rip you apart.

Oh, that was just funny, though. And plus, they always try to get me first. I thought I'd try once to get the first quip in. I know, immature it was, so I guess I just won't so that anymore. But I have to defend myself.

I don't like dealing with these insulates at all, really. But I guess I shouldn't even grace them with a response from my superiority.... but I can't help but telling them how ridiculous they are.

I have a feeling that this is a futile conversation and I'm going to go shopping with my mom, so...bye.

Whippidy trippidy in the hizzizle!!!

I just got that from one of my friends when I told them about my s/n! It's hilarious! Try saying it out loud!

WHIPPIDY TRIPPIDY IN THE HIZZIZLE!

I've seriously never heard anything like that... funny stuff.

Hey, jen looks pregs.

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71123853.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CC300C0
81D9F4700D413853D5081B76BF489ED4AEDA3D395

sorry, another link.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/cindychu/71123853.jpg

Three months? If you go to gettyimages and see recent shots over the past few weeks and look at her side shots, you can see it's growing. Fo SHO!

Jane and BigJim-

I'm totally cool with you two being parents. I am willing to bet that your kids are well-behaved, smart and are going to grow up to be functional members of society. THAT I can live with, and even be happy about. Basically, kids are not for me, and I pretty much don't like them because of all the ones here in Northern VA that throw tantrums, scream, run around and generally act horribly at stores, movies and restaurants. I just get so goddamn sick of my good time being ruined by some screaming little crotchfruit who's parents cannot be bothered to control them. That just kinda turns me off the whole deal. That and the whole pregnancy thing, the diaper changing, breastfeeding and getting up at 2am, and putting up with them for the rest of your lives. But believe me, if you can do it, I have a HELL of a lot of respect and admiration for that because I KNOW I never could. I like my freedom too much, and I'm too lazy.

@282-

I know what you're trying to say. I guess I was a little harsh with "it" and I went too far, and I do apologize if it offended you. I haven't had the easiest life myself, and I can sympathize with real victims of incest and other crimes, and I totally applaud you for trying to help people, that shows that you are a good, caring person and we do need more people like you in this world. I don't apologize to the person I was referring to, though. I do hate that sorry sack of dogshit, but I will amend my comment to just wishing it dead in a agonizingly slow and painful manner. Or it can just go away. But I hope we're cool now, and no, I don't think you were being a buzzkill or unreasonable, I did the same on the Paris Hilton parks in a handicap space thread, my stepdad has MS and he lives with me, so I basically take care of him since he cannot walk well anymore, so I also have those things I am dead serious about. Animal abuse is another big one for me, seeing as I am going to school to be a vet and also work at an animal hospital. But I really didn't mean to offend you, and I'm being dead serious about that. :)

Wow, how oddly convenient. When one appears, the other is right there along with it! But they MUST be two different people....yeah fucking right. And SOME people around here definitely give themselves WAAAY too much credit. I guess it's hard to admit to being a fat, sweaty, lonely loser with no friends, and a family that hates you. Luckily I have no idea about that, and I never will. :)

K2 is at these coordinates: 35.52.58.51 N 76.30.03.60 E.

jane's eyre... you live on K2? AWESOME!!

*AWSOME!

At the peak, or somewhere on the way up, lol?

I actually knew someone who attempted to climb K2! (Didn't actually complete it, though, but got a lot of cool pics)

Do you kiddies live with you on K2?

And BTW... 02:32 PM and 1:51 PM are not the same times. Can you tell time, retard?

Not even in pretty magic land where you live in your drug induced state.

"I haven't had the easiest life myself"

What a shame, you have a hard life. Is it wrong that I think that's good and I think that that's what you deserved for being a mean person?

You are going to school to be a vet and also work at an animal hospital? Nice to see you work with your own kind.

right, another argument.. i'm sooo suprised.

how can I tell that even if iambananas or whipper_willow were not here, you people would still find someone you disagree with and fight with?

it's not right how you people wont let it go. it's unhealthy.

and amanda... get over it. it's not funny anymore. it never was. you're sad existance is bringing us all down.

Nothing that's voluntarily posted here should be off-limits, that's the whole point of the damn site. Once people start getting mushy and preachy it just becomes....ah ...THERAPY, and I already get enough 'o that.

That of course doesn't apply to anything the coobster posts cause it's just a stupid mo'fucka.

You guys.. look at this...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:jvwErjs9lQYnaM:www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/paris-hilton-digging.jpg

Gross! Does herpes make someone itchy? tsarinaamanda... you must know, does it?

That song "Stars Are Blind".. it's just boring. The beat, the words, the speed... it's boring.

I fell asleep listening to it.

319

Yes, it's wrong. And it kind of makes you a spiteful, obsessive, hateful bitch. I'm sorry I ever even tried to speak rationally to you or your alter ego.

Ok, I'm stupid (well not, just slightly pixillated)....I signed to play on this site, but do I do a profile somewhere??? Somebody help?

HASN'T ANYONE SEEN THE POSSIBLE PREGNANT JEN PICTURE LINK I LISTED ABOVE? LET'S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER SUBJECT BESIDES THE FIGHT.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/cindychu/71123853.jpg

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME. JEN LOOKS PREGNANT. COULD IT BE? THE ANSWER TO BRANGELINA'S MESSIAH SHILOH?

Nevermind, I tagged my myspace to this. Thanks, bananas, for running everyone off again today, shitsmoker. :P

330

I saw it, just didn't think it was very interesting. I think she's just getting fat. Not surprising.

278 BigJim
So you're just slummin', huh?

Canada is America's hat!

aivilo Olivia
You are probably one of the classiest people on this thread. I'm so sorry that us grown-ups F'd up the economy and the environment and have created a world where being American isn't such a good thing anymore.

If I lived closer I would sneak into Canada.

BigJim- #267

I have a tattoo on my lower back (like someone else here, I got it before the 'trend' happened, so bite me) and I also had epidurals with my kids. I'm assuming that the problem is with putting the needle through the inked area? Not an issue, as mine is WAY lower than the needle goes.

As for self-mutilating fashion trends (#269), I came >thisclose< to getting my tongue pierced a couple of years ago. Had NOTHING to do with how it looked, either. Think on it.

#330

Maybe she's only constipated like "normal" people are.

So THAT explains the look on her face!

sorry....you left that wide open....!

SpazzCat71 ... you're old and look it, so shut it. Mid 40's, I'm guessing?

#330...

She'll never get pregnant... she's too selfish. I mean, she not pretty, but she's thin and she doesnt want to loose that.

That's why Angelina could steal Brad away from her.

Orphan Angie's still a homewrecker, though.

and SpazzCat71 is still ugly.

Has anyone seen "The Breakup"? What happens at the end?

ignore
if
u
r
not
one of us :)

ok still
post from somewhere else
but important
that it gets answereweweeredd

:)

I'd just like to see Robert on the other side of the camera lens doing an interview for C9, answering questions like:

- Who are you?

yes is the answer to your question

- What have you been doing here these past few years?

regaining strength

- What do you think of the time you've spent at Microsoft?

?

- What are you most proud of doing in your time at Microsoft?

access to each other :)

- How to you most hope Microsoft will change in the next 5 years?

acces to each other :)

- How do you think blogging will change in the next 5 years?

truth = truth

have great lives
sounds like my wondows
is about to crash :)

335

i pierced my nipple in the early 90's to celebrate my heart by-pass...

now everybody pierces everything...

i don't get the stud under the lip thing...

Just saw Cars at the theater..It was funny & cute, would recommend seeing it. not as good as Pixar's last couple of movies, but definitely worth seeing on the big screen. And as always, you need to stay until the very end of the credits.

Ladies! ladies!, no need to get your panties in a knot. I was just joking around I love lower back tatts. Besides, I'm not the one who's gonna suffer massive pain.

Please send all knotted panties to the Barbasli m Institute of Female Genitalia Studies. BarbadoSlim will thank you....repeatedly....with his hand....his right one.

herbiefrog,
You put so much effort into your posts, why not try coherence?

*BarbadoSlim Institute*

stupid no edit, but you get the point.

B-slim, were you posting under someone else's name earlier?

345

hi jane!

i'm bummed because i can't go to those kind of movies anymore...my daughter's 17 and too cool for them, plus i'd look like a giant perv if i went alone...

"hey little kid, want some candy?"

347-- I always wonder that when he posts.

I think, 'is he trying to be nonsensical, or does this shit actually add up in his mind?'

Too bad, because he might have something interesting to say... some day.

349
I'm glad you corrected it, I was about the send my panties to someone named Barbasli Minstitute. Whew.

@335 oh, oh I just got it, you, YOU are one smart cookie body piercings are a great economic investment, especially if they are gold.

That's what you meant right?

ptprez--
Stop offering them candy, and you won't look like a perv. Silly man.

Oh, the idiot previously pretending to be you... emailed me again.

Really, if he wanted something good, all he had to do was wait. I do tend to get raunchy after a while. Definitely needs to work on his loser punk-ness. Really sub-par work, there.

ptprez
We'd still go even if we didn't have a little one. I'll never grow out of cartoons.

Hi Ari, how's your weekend going?

@352...hehehehe, I just really stepped into that one.

353--
Yep. That's exactly what I mean. It's all about the investment.

350

GASP! I'm 16 and I just saw Cars with my Mom, brother and sister. I'm sure if you asked her she'd want to :)

Even if she doesn't have particular interest in the movie, everyone loves daddytime!

&thanks, 334. The economy is going to be a major problem for my generation, but hey, what can ya do.

jane's-- going fine, thanks. Haven't killed anyone yet, so that's a good thing.

And yours?

hi ari...

i can't believe someone wants to be me for chrissakes!!!

i start e-mailing people after 15 beers and a few shots...

are they using my adress???

358

she's too into softball(good thing) and her loser boyfriend(bad thing)...plus i help coach her team...she gets enough of me!!!

360-
Variation of it, yeah. I let my guard down (the first time) and didn't catch it. I'm just shocked the moron in question didn't immediately delete that email addy. Why keep it after you've outed yourself, y'know?

Ari--Good, I went to a baby shower yesterday, got to speed up the mountain, so that was a buzz.People kept on telling me, Oh, if you hold the baby, you're going to want one! They also had this adorable yellow lab puppy with the sweetest face and sad blue eyes.

I wanted a puppy. Sooooo not ready for another baby yet. Mine's a terror enough already. Terrible Two's--and Three's.

In the words of Looney Tunes' Sylvester: "Kidsth--EEEeesh!"

362

that's the fucked-up thing about hot mail...

at least you can tell when it's me...

i have'nt reached tranny's level yet...

tranny is god...

361

Ahhhh, I understand. I just can't relate because my dad lives in NY and I live in MI, so I don't see him during the school year. When he is around, I'm almost always with him, even though he likes to watch the PGA whatever and World Soccer. Ick.

It's cool that she likes softball... I played for 7 years! I quit after 8th grade because the school season interfered with Track and summer leagues interfered with Cross Country.

Tranny is god? Whatzzat mean? He's a twisted mountain man... and I mean that in the NICEST possible way...heh.

366

he likes to hunt and fish and he sounds like a bigger perv than me...

how can you not love that in a guy???

363- I want a puppy too. My dog's getting older and I'd like her to still be young enough to show a pup the ropes, sort of.

Baby... yeah, not so much. I already have three. Although, honestly, if the right situation presented itself, I wouldn't be too averse to the idea.

365

sports are good...it buids character...

STAY AWAY FROM BOYS UNTIL YOU'RE 25...

they're smelly and they don't really care about you...

*builds*

367--
Ohhhh... yeah. I see your point.

Speaking of fishing, I spent a ridiculous amount of time today untangling fishing line. Um. And I have no idea why. My daughter just brought me this mess and I fixed it.

I loves me a perv. Yes I do. :)

369-
No dating 'til you're married?! hehe

371

you're a good mom...

ptprez, I agree with you, I don't think most guys are mature enough to get married until at least their late 20's. That's why I got myself a sugar daddy.

372

that's the thinking of a single dad with a single girl-child-thing...

i was hoping my daughter would be a lesbian so i would'nt have to deal with the boys...

pt--
I've got THREE girls. I'll go through that shit over and over again.

Oh. Joy.

Think I'll go target shooting tomorrow...

i also didn't want to potty-train her...anything to keep the boys away...

jane's (374)
You obviously planned better than I did. I married for lust.

377

i bow to you...

...but you know more about tampons than me...they hurt when i use them...

379
Ha ha, the only part about the "sugar daddy" part that doesn't fit, is that he's not rich. Boo. But I'll keep him around for a few years more. He's still got some run time left in him. =)

380--

Haha, and ew! You're well on your way to Tranny-level pervertedness! Congrats!

381-
Not quite time to trade him in yet, eh? Heehee...

This is off the topic, but do you think that's the coob's real myspace page in #95, The Paris is better than Cripples thread? If it is, that would be priceless.

382

i have lofty goals...

383-

Hahhaha... this is the second link I've seen that claimed to be the coob's. It would be funny as hell if it was real, though, wouldn't it?

Whipped/Lameass:

I am done talking to you. I have said all I am going to say to you, I have proved my point that you are a hypocrite and a sorry piece of shit, and that's all I set out to do. I don't really give a fuck what you think about me or my life, your opinion is worth less than nothing to me. I will just continue on with my worthwhile life, leaving you to stare jealously at people who are actually doing useful things instead of stirring shit. You said you want to be left alone, blah blah blah, but YOU come on here and start talking shit. Fuck you, I am not getting into it again with you. You are beneath me and not worth my time, and I was foolish to feed your sick, twisted ego, you fucking troll. Feel free to say whatever you want about me, we all know it is motivated by jealousy, hatred, spite, and misery in your own useless, pitiful existence. Oh, and the fact that you want to make people as miserable and lonely as you are. Guess what, IT WON'T WORK WITH ME! And I guarantee everyone would prefer a dog to your lousy ass, at least dogs have loyalty, intelligence, honor and class, unlike you, although you both eat your own shit. Now go fuck yourself and leave me the fuck alone.

386

where did that come from???

385

It's just oddly appropriate, especially with all the phallic fruit. And that explains the sexual ambiguity of its posts.

Oh, and by the way, nice Myspace. It definitely explains a LOT. I'd be bitter and hateful too if I was getting cocks shoved up my shit star and owned a pair of ugly yellow underwear. I bet if it turns around, it would have a big skidmark right down the ass of those hideous things. I probably wasn't too far off with the daddy raping thing, I suspect.

@387-
Just responding to the lame fucker from an earlier post. I haven't been on here all day like it seems to be, I actually have a real life.

387-- She's trying to shame IT into leaving. I hope it works.

388-- It would be appropriate.
But I love the phrase 'phallic fruit' so much, just because it makes me laugh.

390

i hear ya...

you got my support...

basketball's on...gotta go...

rooting for the mavs ari, or do you give two shits???

later gang...

Don't care, pt

Enjoy your game though!

Okay, everyone, this is really really funny. I remember the "W" posting his email address once (for what i don't know), so I decided to put his email into the mypace search engine, and guess what it pulls up? An "I Am {picture of a banana}" profile. No friends, of course, save the free friend, Tom. Oh yeah, and the best part--22 year old male from Beverly Hills. Ha! yeah-freakin'-RIGHT! The W is such a liar. i thought he lived in Tennessee (which is much more probable, the inbreeding would explain a lot). Oh, no, the coob and I aren't the same person, we just know each other. Why does he persist in this sad masquerade? Whenever he comes on, people, don't fight with him, just LAUGH. Because it's so ridiculously funny.

391

I'm trying not to use any key words that would draw its eye. I try not to invoke its name unless absolutely necessary.

the fucktard? no problem!!!

I wanna go see Cars....but I don't have anymore little kids to go see it with :(
I think it looks cute and a few of my little greats (nephews & niece) went to see it and loved it!

396-- Yeah, I knew that. I've been working on that myself. I actually had to go back just before I hit the 'post' button, so I could replace a word or two.

398
Why don't you get a girlfriend to see it with you? Two women going to see a kid's movie is completely acceptable, whereas someone like ptprez going by himself, (or worse still, another guy) to a kid's movie sets all kind of perv alarms off.

I do have a friend with a toddler (happy-40th-birthday-oh-my-god-I'm-pregnant) - but even her little guy already went--with his 21-year-old sister! I'd kill for grandkids, but I'd slit my throat at the thought of having anymore at my age--Gena Davis is out of her mind!!

**Geena*** -- holy crap! & she's older than me!

You could always just say, "Look, I'm here for a snack and a two-hour rest in the air conditioning! F*ck off!"

It's what I'd do, at least.

I miss having little kids--I had 3 girls and 1 boy.....now they're 3 women and 1 man.
Shoot--I even miss having teenagers!

386, 389 what the hell is wrong with you? if you're trying to prove to someone that you don't care what they say, then stop getting so worked up about it. you are embarassing yourself, and come off as a complete retard. and for the future reference, don't ever use your name with the word "tsarina," the proper word is "tsaritca," and you're not russian or royalty to use it. so now fuck off this board, and shut up.

"Posted by herbiefrog on June 9, 2006 08:57 PM

fuck
if there was
a mirical [sic]
baby
it wasnt pilo
it was...

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/06/third.arm.ap/index.html

...and the bastards
...cut it off
...
...whatever
...happened
...to
...evolution?"

What the fuck?

*snaps fingers to a jazzy beat*

@405-

Thanks for the lesson, fuck face. Here in AMERICA, that is how TSARINA is spelled. I have never claimed to be Russian royalty, it is just a screen name, so STFU, you fucking troll. You have NO idea what I am, FYI, I am German, descended from the Hohenzollerns, who are related to the rest of the European nobility, which includes the Romanovs of Russia, the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas (Windsors) of the UK, and the others. Try reading a motherfucking book and you *might* learn something instead of sounding like a complete ass. Oh, and by the way, you still aren't convincing anyone that you aren't LameassWhipped by posting under yet ANOTHER name. Keep on trying to convince yourself that actual PEOPLE like you, not just the voices in your head. Now run on back to your trailer, and let the grown-ups talk about grown-up things.

Oh, and it's actually TSARITSA, which is exactly the same thing as TSARINA, which is just the English way to spell it. Either way, your stupid fucking ass shouldn't be correcting people when you yourself cannot spell the word properly. I'd ask you if you feel stupid now, but I'm sure you ALWAYS feel stupid when you try to talk shit and get your ass handed to you, you numb cunt. Like I said earlier, if you're going to call someone out, at least SPELL the goddamn word correctly! What a GDI.

Although I am grateful that you spent so much effort in looking up what a TSARINA is, and then spelled it wrong, basically discrediting your stupid argument. I guess Lameass/Whipped just can't let it go, but that's how junior high kids are...dumb as a box of rocks.

haha, what a fucking loser. three replies, you really have no life buddy. you just get so worked up about everything, and i don't have time to read all these crazy ramblings. but honey, here is a a lesson, IT IS the correct way to spell, because it's the fucking correct pronounciation. i would have to spell it for you in russian, for it to be spelled properly. and just because americans misspell the correct pronunciation doesn't make it right. but hey, you are a bit slow, so i guess i can forgive it just once. now, change the fucking nickname, it pisses me off. and finally GET A FUCKING LIFE, how many posts do you have on this board??? there is more to life than just superficial.

Stoopid Angelina. I want to staple her lips together, right where that obnoxious cleft in her bottom lip is. Who ever heard of a butt-lip? I've heard of butt-chins, but never a LIP.

I don't know about you folks, but I have always wanted to be #412. I can cross this off on my list of goals. I feel like a big weight has bee lifted off my shoulders.

Oh, and I mean really, Angelina and Brad can claim all they want that they were 'platonic' until Brad's divorce was final, but not all of us see things from their point of view. I for one have no desire to grasp my asscheeks in both of my hands, bend over and stuff my head up my anal cavity, but that's just me.

*been

WOW!! Thought I would check back and see what witty comments had been made by other up-to-date web users who enjoy the goofy stuff that appears on this site- and guess what?
Fuck all.
What a shame that threads like this turn into clique 'yo momma is fatter than my momma'slag fests.
Boring as bat shit.
I guess it's true- the american education system HAS dumbed down it's standards to suit the lowest common denomiator.
Self indulgent, self important, and a real turn off to people who are new to the site.
So, if there IS a mediator on this site, and if these posts ARE checked- why not stop those 3 repeat offenders. Not because they swear, or say anything controversial. But because they are so mind numbingly dull!!
Just a thought.

By the way- did you know a charactor Vince Vaughn plays , talks about a friend of his- called Shiloh- in one of his films?

I think she should get one above her "hoo-hoo" that says "Bill Bob wuz here". That will remind Brad everytime he goes down to trim the shubbery or some nonsense like that.

398

i'll go with you ella...but i have to warn you, i may do the "popcorn box" trick...

jane...thanks for the visual of me and another guy going to the movies...pardon me as i go vomit...

I see this site has not updated yet.

Well, if you want some fresh meat, there's a pic of Toni Braxton's nip slip on www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com

She has the blackest nipples I've ever seen. And tiny, too.

Fuck. I'll try that again.

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

She should have gotten a tattoo of Elmer Fudd pointing his gun outwards that reads, "Adopt This!"

What is the deal? I know she has a unique face, but who wants to bang an ink stained ho, who shows up on the red carpet in a skanky tee swapping slobber with BBT and alerting the media they just f*cked in the car....just one of many very skankilicious public acts of this woman.
When Jennifer Anniston is beautiful, maybe not as exotic, but very beautiful, very charming and has class.
Angie will dump Brad soon, that's just her wishy-washy personality. Then he'll be lowered to someone like Anna Nicole, or Some other freak show!

My thoughts exactly, kandy! No class whatsoever!

I have a tattoo above my sphicter that says insert penis here, with a little arrow pointing to the sphincter. I think Ms. Jolie really should quit trying to be like me, wretched little unoriginal thing that she is.

jennifer aniston is a stupid moron and a horrendous actress on top of that. her jaw is manly, she will always be known as that dumb bitch rachel on friends and will never be an accomplished movie actress. she is boring as hell. angelina is an oscar winner, works for the UN, adopted kids on her own and doesnt give a shit what other people think. aniston in the end will be remembered as the whiny whore that lost brad pitt to someone far more interesting and accomplished.

What's funny is that Angelina got an Oscar playing a drugged-out crazy whore. That was a real stretch for her.

Actually what I find interesting is how the movie 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith" was hot in the box offices purely on account of Brad and Angelina's 'platonic' relationship. And now "The Break Up" has moved into the number 1 spot (it beat out the X-Men *gasps*) because people want to see the chemistry between Vince and Jennifer. We're such a bunch of fickle bastards. God bless us all.

@410-

You can wait FOREVER before I change my name to please your stupid ass. I don't take orders from you, I guess you'll just have to continue being pissed off, or pissed ON, which is more likely, due to the drunken hobos you suck off for 50 cents in the trainyard. And you can comment on my life, or lack thereof, I'm SOO sorry I'm not out being a drunken whore like you, I actually have responsibilities to my family, which is yet another thing you will never have, being the STD-ridden bag of lard that you are, and how your mother probably sold your faux-Russian ass to an American, which is unfortunate for the citizens of the USA. So, GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU'LL BE WAITING FOREVER FOR ME TO DO A GODDAMN THING YOU "DEMAND" OF ME. Oh, and if you're SO Russian, go ahead and WRITE it in Russian, although I seriously doubt you even know how to speak/write/understand it, you poseur. Or, as we all know you, LAMEASS/WHIPPED. Or, more simply, TROLL. But keep looking up the info online to pretend you know what you're talking about, in fact, I'm actually flattered that you are spending so much time to convince me.

:( calm down amanda. you're better than them don't let them get to you!

If you don't like it, Wendy, then you are free to leave. Nobody is forcing you to be here, or to read shit that has nothing to do with you.

@428-

Thank you, I know I shouldn't let Lameass/Whipped posting under another name get to me, but I really hate people who TRY to sound smart, but know NOTHING about what they're talking about. And I actually do have a life, I just have a 3 day weekend and my stepdad is really sick, so I have to stay at home to keep an eye on him because he has MS and cannot walk. I would MUCH rather take care of someone who I love and respect than be out drinking, or shopping, or whatever to try to pretend I'm something I'm not.

@430- Trust me, I understand. I hate people that are know-it-alls when in fact, they know shit. And it's nobody's business how many times you post. I don't see why they care. If they take the time to check and see how many times you post and what you write, then they too spend alot of time on here. And that's nice that you are taking care of your stepdad :)

the fact that anyone on here is debating /feels the need to justify their life on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP website pretty much means they are lame by default. honestly, everyone needs to get a fucking life, how old are all of you anyway?

I'm 87 and I really wish you kids would quit talking about pussy-eating and anal probes and shit so much. It really offends me.

I'm 99 and I agree with osh. It really offends me also.

Well I'm 107 and I can't stand all this talk about rectal herpes and bleeding cunt sores being chewed on by slut with big tits. My stars.

I was at a pool hall once, where a waitress had a girl's name tattoed on her arm. I asked her if that was her name, and she said, "No, it's my daughter's." So, thinking I was very clever, I asked her if she was afraid of forgetting her daughter's name. To which she replied, "No, she's dead." After that I avoided her, mostly so that I could quietly feel terrible about what I had said.

She's such a freak, with her hard to see (tease) tattoos, and personally I think her's are all ugly ones. She's too pretty to have such ugly tatoos every dam where. She should use some of her money to fix her old looking vein arms she has. Her self esteem must not be as high as people think. She's been sooo unpredictable and unstable that it's kind of scary to see her as a mom now. Hopefully she's changed. Not that I'm a Chinnifer fan, she's really annoys me with her stupid fake smiles and her selfish attitude about not wanting kids, she deserves being with that nasty Vince.

holy shit praz, that sucks. honest mistake though.

#21--lol!

I think I have decided my role is to have the last word.
LAST!!!!