FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

I guess that's so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up.

I have a tattoo on my arm that says, Wherever I go, there I am.

It's one of the few tattoos I've seen that aren't ridiculous.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Someday she's going to have so many coordinates on that arm it'll look like she's wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

3
I have a tattoo of an anchor on my forearm.
OK, no I dont, but Popeye does!

6
"ah-guh-guh-guh-guh!"

Tattoos are way to trendy now, there is even a Bratz doll with tattoo's now.

Angie - that's not what they meant when they said they weren't co-ordinated.

Like stripes and checks don't go - ask a gay guy

The coordinates are so that she can take them home again when Shiloh grows up to be the prettiest child and the others are just foreign and adopted.

I'm waiting for the family portrait on her back. And then when she and Brad spilt, there'll be a giant black X. Or instead a bear holding the baby.

The coordinates are so that she can take them all home when she's done with them!

babies make good vacation souvenirs

Angie, Angie , Angie- how about buying your babies teddy bears hmmmm? A new tattoo on mummy is very nice-is very nice- some kids also like recieving books and toys too...

oops sorry for the double posting of the completely obvios and already mentioned, guys.

But Tattoos are trashy.

Angelina is trashy.

And Bored Blonde is trashy.

How do we know they're not coordinates to a lost treasure? Or the lost continent of Atlantis?? Hmmm...

I imagine that the c section she had really buggered up that big tattoo on her belly- has she thought about what will happen when the scientologists alien masters come back to earth and start probing everyone?I heard they go for the arms.....( I am covering the inside of my house in aluminum foil as we speak....)

18

Don't worry about doing the whole house, you only need an aluminum hat to keep them from reading your mind.

Thanks #16, I almost choked on my cereal.

That Blonde came out of nowhere!

To be fair, when I had my first son, I had his initials tattooed on my ankle, however, I was 22 years old.
8 years later I had my other son, but there is no way in hell I'm going through that again. Besides, he's 16 months old and a walking nightmare, I'm thinking of sending him back. How many baby's do you all know who bang their head on the floor, not carpet, but TILE floor when they don't get what they want? This boy doesn't fuck around!
I of course, being older and wiser, than with the first one, just sit there and watch him until he's done having a shit fit. Then I like to piss him off and see if he'll do it again...

I'm just kidding, he does bang his head, and I do sit there and watch, but I don't really want to send him back or piss him off just to see this.

I have now said too much, but I covered my ass incase one of you calls CPS.

That's sanscrit for the size of Billy Bob's cock. She wants to remind Brad know he can always be replaced.

hey i wonder where she is going to make a new tattoo lol

HA HA IN YOUR FACE ANISTON!!!

Team Jolie Rulez!!!

love that one Team Jolie

I have a tattoo on my arm that says "Your name."

"
"I love Shiloh the most." Just kidding. That'll go on her forehead.
"

Wrong. She's saving that for a nice big 'Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing'

Ah, yes. But what if (God forbid) Jolie was involved in a horrible accident and somehow, the only way for the rescuers to determine where she is from came from these coordinates? It would throw their search WAY off.

@#27 not to cramp you style or anything but, if the coordinates are tatooed on HER, wouldn't they have already found her?

just throwing it out there :)

If I only need to wear an aluminum hat to keep probes out of my mind- does that mean guys should wear foil on their willy's?
Do you think she calls Brad 'Bradly' when he's in trouble?
It sounds so much naughtier.

AND...why hasn't she lost her baby weight yet- it'd been more than a week for christs sake!!! slack, fat cow.She's making all us yummy mummy's look bad.

Seriously. Thanks to all the people who claim they are "first". I really enjoy that.

Little bit of crazy

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

I suppose it's so she won't forget where she got them and can send them back home. Because eventually, she will realize that she doesn't need to raise a UN when she already has her own cancer-curing-ly, world-peace creating-ly, blindingly beautiful child to dote on.

I just plugged the first coodinates into Google Earth and it landed in a pond next to the runway at the Pochentong Intl. Airport in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Was Maddox born in a pond next to an airport or was Angelina too lazy to get accurate coordinates?

Oh, and that strange, malformed, blue-ish mark on her arm from her 'Billy-Bob' tattoo is very charming. Makes me wanna go have my new boyfriend Thor's name tatooed on my forehead. We're going to be together forever!

I don't care what peeps think...SHE ROCKS!!!! and she hooked up with the man she is meant to be with...

I ALWAYS felt that Jen and Brad were a mismatch.....she is a simp gimp

Whatever...weirdo! You are so "different" Angelina, and so cool in a high school kind of way...like, really!

fuck
if there was
a mirical [sic]
baby
it wasnt pilo
it was...

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/06/third.arm.ap/index.html

...and the bastards
...cut it off
...
...whatever
...happened
...to
...evolution?

She is going to decide how many kids to have based on the number of birthplace tatoos it will take to cover up the ugly tatoo removal scar as well.

#19 - You better hope that Mark McGuire isn't reading this...

A friend of a friend is engaged to a fuckin' redneck from Arkansas and he has a tattoo that says "your name" on his ass. He gets all drunk when they're here and runs around trying to bet "I have your name on my ass." I guess people in Arkansas fall for that or something.

I, on the other hand, have a tattoo of a pig wearing a top hat and a green suit, holding a four-leaf clover on my ass. I have no idea when or where I got it. Man! I used to get wasted!!

35

That bruise-looking thing used to be a dragon.

I read somewhere that Charlie Sheen has cordinates tatooed on strategic parts of his body as well. It's speculated that said coordinates lead to whorehouses in Texas , California, Detroit, Haiti, Bangladesh, Bombay, Kazaksthan and to the house of a lone Phillipino hooker.

@40, I don't know why but I find that "your name" bit hilarious.

Godammit I must cleanse myself of my inner redneck.

First of all THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE FUNNY POSTS. My God, I'm rolling on the floor and I needed it after today.

Secondly to the prepubescent teenage boys and girls that say how much they love the freaky family, go the fuck away to your perez board and let us have our fun here. It's not like we're going to change our minds.

Lastly, my friends. I am literally beaming. I am glowing. Because of what I have found from a legitimate source. These two humanitarians who fight for human rights around the world have knowingly employed this bully and we have all read about the assaults that took place in front of Maddox in the last couple of months, but finally charges are being pressed againt Holie's geriatric WWF wannabe "bodyguard". Here is the link. Another interesting tidbit, Mickey was also a suspect in a very high profile murder in England that has yet to be solved. Why would such humanitarians, who just give and give and give allow their employees to treat other human beings in such a way? Why? Why?
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=84&art_id=qw1149870601917B255

Now that we've read this we can guess what the as yet "undisclosed" charity is.

Wait a minute....let's see. Angelina believes it's wrong to sleep with a married man as she has been quoted saying several times....unless it pertains to her. Basic human rights are important and should be enjoyed by EVERYBODY....unless it pertains to her and disrupting her level of comfort... Do I even need to mention the biological baby she would never have because that would leave another orphan in the world?

And #34, I'm quite sure that Maddox was born in that pond. Or a nearby rice paddy.

#42 uncle charlie is due here
any day

no wait, i still have some upstairs :)

ok, gottago
see you bitches
well monday maybe :)
gf over (pussywhipped whiplash sound :) ]
but enjoy the empathy :)
over and out :)

Here are my coordinates: 35.52.58.51 N 76.30.03.60 E

Come visit me, anytime.

@44 I'll you something about the treatment of human beings. Papparazzis, Papparazzos, celebrity photographers and all realated scum ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS they are lower in the evolutionary scale than protozoa and Paris Hilton. They all deserve brutal deaths and then some.

You could roll all the celebrities and all who cater to them and drop'em straight to hell and I wouldn't shed a tear.

Slim;

Enjoyed any goat-porn recently?

ummm 47...maybe i misunderstand your post but you are on the superficial right? If it werent for your so-called celebrity scummers---you wouldnt have anything to comment on at the fish...if you dont like papparazzi's why do you read this. You are a celebrity junkie just like the rest of us.

I could see getting your kids' names tattoo'd on you somewhere, but coordinates is just weird.

Hey, Tranny!
How's my favorite mountain man?

50 Ari!

Sad and lonely without your hotness. I can barely track a bull elk, with visions of you dancing through my un satiable head!

Tranny- tracking an elk is probably easier if you were actually outside... I'm just guessing of course.

Unless you're playing the deer hunter game...in which case, ahhhh, fuckit.

I need a drink.

@50-

How about getting your husband's name tattooed on you? Or your dog's? I plan to get a picture of her face with her name when she dies. She's a good dog. I need a drink too.

love the rack.

mmm... Angelina's tattos and fresh breast milk...

who could ask for anything more???

53-- only get your husband's name tattooed on you if you want a divorce. Same if you decide to get your wedding ring tatt'd on.

Trust me on this. Hehe...

I'd get my dog's name tattooed somewhere on me before I'd get the man's done. The dog is likely more dependable, and doesn't bitch if you drink the last beer. OK, MY dog doesn't at least... can't speak for yours.

I have a tat... getting another one soon.... they are addictive and when I got my first done, the weird thing was, I felt high.... It was really euphoric. Strange, yet true...

RE: number 44's link about the body guard- having checked that site- I found the better story in the 'related stories' section about Namibia's next big event being a world record attempt at creating the world biggest sausage( apparantly known as a braai- which I thought was blind person writing....no...wait...) any way- i thought THAT was a better story. Brad Pitt- in namibia- AND the world biggest sausage.Symbiosis.

52 Ari

If only you knew what I have done this week. Chainsaw work, hauling logs out of the forest, basically haven't been indoors all week, even sleeping in my hamock.

just dawned on me, impersonator, Ari does not drink. So, if you will, enjoy the feces spraying from my "nasty" orifice, don't be afraid to suicide bomb. Alone. As you always will be.

'Namibia - a country with it's eyes on the future'. (oh, and crackpot neighbors filled with starving supressed people, routinely killed off by their genocidal governments run by lunatic dictators.)
'Africa- something for all the family'

59--

Hahahaha... true, I usually don't drink. Today's been a helluva day.

Email me if you want authentification.

Fa could authenticate by taste, but he doesn't happen to be around right now...

Ari;

already sent, with an apology if that is the case...what's gotcha hittin the bottle with the common folk?

59

For the record, I'm an asshole, that really was Ari. Sorry Ari. I feel like a douche.

62--I've got Strawberry Margarita wine coolers. And a whole bottle of Chivas Regal.

I told you, don't apologize! Spend your time serving your pennance elsewhere.

63-- I believe if you mix 'asshole' and 'douch' you get an enema, yes? Pfft.

64

Wanna Fuck?

Damn straight, Tranny-

Make an appointment with my secretary...I'm all full up.....err... I mean.. umm...booked solid at this exact moment...

Hahahahaaa...

How's the beard? Long enough to be soft, I hope?

#65 Stay the fuck from round me. Thanks.

67

eh?

I don't understand big/obvious tattoos. It seems kinda dumb- you get a tattoo of somebody's face or name when you're about 22, and then when you're 60 it looks like a constipated horse stretched over your sagging body parts. Ew? I think yes.

HELLO INFIDELS!!!

Ari - hey sweety!!

Tranny - you smooth talker on post 65. How can she resist!!!!

Krisdylee - how you are doing?

I think the coordinate thing is kinda neat. Better that having Billy Bob's name. blech

66

soft like Pillsbury dough...

70--
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Pagan!

71--

You fucker. I just laughed so hard my kids came in to see if I was OK. Then they wanted to know what was so funny. Youuuuuuuu suck. Still. Please.

70

Billy Bob Thorton is GREAT.
He played Davy Crocket in The Alamo.

If I was old enough (or could drive to Canada), I would have his name tattooed across my CHEST.

Tranny - pilsbury dough? You been lookin for love in all the wrong places again!

Ari - why ya bummin? I got back at 1AM from Vegas. Yow - what a town! Conference was good, tho. Got my bud light here and toasting ya!

Drunkblogger

you nasty lil' whore. You know you want it, I can tell from the post. After I've licked some foreplay up your ass, you know you would beg for a bit of the taste, so I would totally let you suck my tongue, ripe with your own ass-juice. mmmm. good. Deny the feeling you nasty slut...er, man?

aivilo - heya!

Are you male/female? How old are you?

Seriously, Billy Bob? EWWWWWWWW He is a great actor, but if I am going to put a name on my chest it would be someone hot!

What does it say about a person when just tattooing their kids' names into their arm isn't pretentious enough for them?

Angelina's been in the press so much lately. Aniston's going to have to go braless all next week if she wants to get any attention at all.

Yo, Pagan!

Babe, if you wass'nt married, I would so love to be schooled by U!!!!!!

Tranny - holy cow, I almost spewed my beer all over my monitor for post 75! You gonna toss that salad with some syrup or jelly? LOL

pagan, a-lo is 16,

76

Hi!!

hahaha I turned 16 about a month ago and I'm a girl. And even though I don't mind Billy-Bob, I would probably actually go for David Bowie if I was going to have some tattoo in an inappropriate place lol.

Tranny - If I wasnt married I would make you howl at the moon, babe.

...which explains a lot...

79 Pagan

babe, I toss with jelly like Mexicans cross the border!

#2, that's classic.

"I guess that's so she knows where they came from, so when she gets bored of them she can dump them back where she picked them up."

And #10, your final thought was as well:

"the others are just foreign and adopted."

I see lots of other people had the same idea, but being first with a hilarious thought is worth recognition, as opposed to the FUCKING LOSERS like #1 who brag of being the first post as though they had just caught a pass that won the Super Bowl.

That means you "SABAHAT" you fucking clown.

Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

But seriously, aivilo, you weren't even born when Bowie was around, were you?

a-lo, 16? Hon, yow! I am 41, old enough to be your Mom.

Hold me Tranny, I am sobbing in my beer! LOL

David Bowie - now you are talking. I LOVE his voice. Have you seen The Dark Crystal? It has him as the bad guy and he does a good job.

Who else do you like?

Ah, thanks, I love it when people compliment me on my rapier wit.

Now don't get all dirty with that word. That means YOU, Tranny. You sick fuck.

I am like the most hardcore Bowie fan EVER. I seriously grossed out all my friends on the XC team by carrying around a picture of him. He's 58. My mom introduced me to him. & I was born in '90, and he's done some stuff since then... mostly techno-ish though. SPACE ODDITY=GOD.

This sucks. My husband has retired to the room extra early, I'm all alone with no alcohol, save the half a bottle of old Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge. Starting to look good. I could do with a Newcastle right about....NOW!

Pagan--the dough mention is in reference to an email, so I suppose it's sort of an inside joke.

Sure, first Tranny doesn't believe I'm me, then he causes me to burn my poor nasal passages by making me laugh mid-drink.
He OWES me now. BIG TIME.

Forty lashes for you, Tranny!!

87

My mom is 43. I wanted to see labyrinth, but I wasn't allowed to. I haven't asked in a while though, so maybe I could now. I will have to look into Dark Crystal!! His voice is sooo beautiful!

OMG do you like the Allman Brothers? I know the two aren't really similar but I have the greatest hits 69-79 AND I LOVE IT.

89

Holy crap. My dog was born before you. But she's dead. So I guess that leaves you ahead of her. I always appreciate someone who likes 80's music.

Ha ha! for once I'm not the youngest one around, I get to say, When I was a kid,...and, You're just a baby! *sniff* good times.

Tranny - I got a full jar of boisenberry. Of course you are NOT in MO anymore - mores the pity! LOL

A-lo - Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Bowie was on the edge waaaaaaaaaaay before Madonna, that is for sure.

87 Hate to be a cunt (tm krisdylee), but the movie you are refering to (I know I can't speel) is Labrynth. Love that flick.

93
how old are you? If you don't mind me asking, of course. I always forget that people find it rude! If you don't want to say, by all means don't.

94
GASP I KNOW! He used to wear dresses! Ziggy Stardust is a great songgg & so is Life On Mars.

Ari - kinda figured it was an inside joke, but just had to add some country lyrics! LOL

Where is Fa? Recovering from an email you sent? LOL

Jane - my family is in IN. I got in from Vegas this morning, I am drinking alone, got a bud light. Go wake that man up and have your wicked way!! You go gurl! LOL

A-lo - Allmans are OK, like 3 Dog Night and Credence better, you heard of them?

BTW - this is cool your mom is showing you different genres of music. So much of the music today is trash.

Tranny - you deliciously cunty (TM) man-whore...you are right! I thought it was wrong when I typed it, but I couldnt remember the name. I havent seen it in years.

96

I've been alive a quarter of a century, am married 5 years, and have a soon-to-be 3 year old (who, btw, blows Silo O'Shit out of the water in the cuteness department).

To tell you the truth, I think I wore him out last night. Tee hee. I was about to fall asleep myself, but I'm perking up a bit.

95

I believe I was slightly traumatized after that um...'cunt' post lol!

97

Oh dear, I love older stuff like Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Kansas, The Who, Rush, Van Morrison, BOC, Steve Miller Band, etc....but I also enjoy some crap, I admit!

I have an affinity for rap that I believe stems from my half-blackness, lol.

Jane - LOL Nothing like "lets do it till we are sore gasms"! That, my friend, are good times! LOL Good to see having a little one doesnt slow you down! You can still be a mom and a sex Goddess!

101
As long as you don't buy Paris' album, we be coo. we be coo, man.

99

Oh, that's lovely! I adore little kids, and three is like the absolute best age. My brother and sister(twins) are nine and a nightmare, so I miss having babies around the house. I'm sort of sad my mom had them when I was 7 because I can't recall much of their baby years, but they have pictures.

And I'm sure your baby is much cuter than Brad and Angelina's, who(m?) will either be a mountain troll or a strangely mannequin-like parody of beauty.

97--
I don't know why he's not here, but I can tell you... I may need a minute to recover from HIS emails. Holy sh*t.

The man has a way with words...

102
LOL, he actually told me this morning that he was a bit sore. Lucky bastard.

A-lo - I love Eminem! LOL I know I know, but damn, his stuff is funny. There is some rap that is good, but I dont like the hardcore stuff that is all about slappin 'hos and such. I am surprised black women arent all over that more.

Yow - you do like "old school" stuff dont you?

Half black, I always thought mixed race children were absolutely gorgeous.

I got hit on by a gorgeous man in Vegas that was black/white. He had mocha skin and green eyes..really striking. Oh yeah, I turned him down. Happily married, but I enjoyed the flirting! LOL

Ari - hon, I can just imagine by some of the stuff he has posted here. Got hot flashes! LOL What do you expect from an Army dog? LOL

Jane - hmmmmmmmmm maybe you need to kiss it and make it better?

103

OMG PARIS HILTON!? I would remove my skin with a cheese grater before voluntarily subjecting myself to that noise she calls singing. Blargh.

107

I enjoy Eminem from time to time...but he is so explicit!

Biracial children are often very attractive, but I'm very average/below average looking. I would connect my myspace, but everyone spazzed last time I did that, so maybe not!

107

Good to know you still got it, huh?! It's always nice when someone attractive hits on you, even if you're not going to do anything, isn't it. We all need a little ego fluffing now and then.

The icky part is when the person hitting on you is a crusty lecherous cretin, then it's like, is THAT the kind of guy I attract?? I have men who are old enough to be my father hit on me quite frequently. Yuck. Maybe I put out that vibe. I am, after all, 11 1/2 years younger than my husband. That perv.

109

Sorry, it was a joke. Ow, I almost blew wine out of my nose.

I think Eminem's rap is pretty much the only rap I can take. It's smart, and always has a good rythmn to it. I wouldn't go buy his CDs, but I enjoy it when I happen to hear it.

And about the myspace, I don't blame you, some of the people here are very vicious, I can attest to that firsthand.

Jane - LOL yeah, not too bad for 41, huh? I am lucky I am aging really good, of course I take care of myself, so that in itself helps. Most people think I am up to 10 years younger, bless their hearts! I act young, too, call people I work with "dude", LOL Aging does suck, but it doesnt have to suck the soul out of you. Too many people hit my age and give up. Give up hell - I know what life is about now!

Well, they just shouted (metaphorically, of course) about internet predators. Which alarmed me, because I don't enjoy confrontation with people I don't know on the internet, lol.

A-lo - as far as being "average", most beauty is really WHO you are, not what you look like. Just take good care of yourself and show confidence, you will have them beating down your door. PLUS, most 16 year olds are a bit gawky now. If they are drop dead gorgeous they usually go downhill from here. Enjoy who you are, play up your best features and down your worst. Dont be in a hurry to look like someone you see. Just be you - the rest will come. Dang - did I just sound old and wizened? If so, thanks! LOL

Pagan-
My mom is aging really really well, she's 51 and looks younger than a lot of women I see her age. Plus she's really tiny--4'11" and wears a 2 petite. I unfortunately do NOT fit into a size 2. So not fair that my mom is way smaller than me. But at least I will look young for my age, I think. Right now it's not so much of a good thing, I don't particularly like people telling me i look like a kid, but it will pay off later.

Here..time to throw caution to the wind... omg I hope people don't like attack me!

I find it much easier to talk to someone if you have an idea of what they look like. And I love wise people! Don't be offended, but my mom gives me those speeches all the time and they always make me feel better!!!

It is sort of difficult to be 16, despite what people think... you always feel like your skin is bad or you're too fat or your hair looks awful! Its quite a superficial world, sort of like Hollywood!

114

You might as well tattoo "Crony" on your forehead! Just kidding, please don't kick my ass!

Oh, are you in Vegas frequently? Have you ever done the indoor skydiving there?

111- Gawd, I still feel sorry for you. That attack was ridiculous, vicious and... uncalled for.

I guess people were bored or something that day, but DAMN!

A-lo, you're beautiful!

118 Yeah, it was very...wierd.

Speaking of A-lo, I run across funny names in my line of work. Yesterday I ran across a "Jay Ho and Jennifer Ho". J-Ho and J-Ho.
Priceless.

And "Bong Jang". Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

And Tina Gaydar. (It's going off all the time)

116-- A-lo, you've got nothing to worry about. People that put you down are just jealous.

Psst--I remember being 16. I HATED being a teenager. Good luck to you! It does get better, I promise.

A-lo - Hon, you are GORGEOUS!! YOW!! Dont be in any hurry to be a clone of someone else. You are intelligent, very nice, and beautiful. Later on when the boys your age mature, they will know what a true gem you are. Right now they are chasing anything that will lay them....when they get older they become smoother about it! LOL

Jane - I always thought that a size 12 woman in shape was better looking than the really thin women. Dunno how men can be attracted to skin and bone.

ALL - It is time to hit the royal boudoir. We have a Pagan picnic in St Louis tomorrow and my Royal Highness (or hindass) is going to go and mingle amongst fellow lost souls, LOL

Bright Blessings and sweet dreams

'night Pagan!

I think it's just about time for me to crash too. Nearly midnight where I'm at.

jane's--see ya later!

119
Oh, that's very nice of you to say, but not really.

I used to be so nice and thin when I was younger, but that all hit the fan at about 12. As it is, I'm only 5'3 and pushing 125! Then again, I've got these horrible enormous boobs to put into the equation I suppose. Gah, I'm depressing myself!

123

Yeah, it pretty much sucks. A lot. I like being at home with my family, and it's not like I have any problems at school, but it feels like you're almost caged. I have good friends though, so they make things better!

124
Oh, thank you!

I think I need to go to bed also...Thanks for being so nice to me you guys! I was bored because my Mom wouldn't let me go to my friend's house (too late, blah)and I was definitely pleasantly entertained on here for an hour or so.

Love & Goodnight!

Goodnight, all!

Why does her tattoo look like it was done in prison with a ballpoint pen?

The co-ordinates are probably where her brain was last seen.

That's just the stupidest tattoo of hers yet. I think the Billy Bob was even better. What is she, a road map? Next thing we'll see the "Brad wuz here" tattoo on her ass.

I'm guessing Angelina chose the coordinates because:

1. They'll remain the same even after the kids grow up and change their stupid names into something decent and/or
2. When the kids catch Mommy doing something totally insane - like sleeping with her brother - they can write down the coordinates, pack their bags and leave a note telling they've gone back home.

20 ChickenScratch

Get your son a helmet. Something along the lines of what boxers wear, for instance. Not a cycling helmet or anything hard like that, but a soft, padded one. My sister was like a monkey as a toddler, always climbing on furniture and stuff, and my Mum made her a padded headband so she wouldn't constantly bang her head. Worked like charm.

116 aivilo

You're very pretty! And you're 1/8 Finnish! Say it with me: "Olen 1/8 (= pronounced: yksi kahdeksasosa) suomalainen." and "Olen suomalainen ja ylpeä siitä." (= I'm a Finn and proud of it.") :)

I have a tattoo of the Domino's Pizza Noid which starts on my upper arm, right in the same place Angie has hers, and it ends at the back of my wrist.

ONLY 6 MONTHS UNTIL SNOWMOBILE SEASON BEGINS, WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, getting tats while pregnant or breastfeeding is a MAJOR NO-NO. Unless she got it since Shiloh's been born AND she's not breastfeeding, it's just another example of this selfish, homewrecking skank bending the rules to suit herself regardless of the consequences for others.

Coordinates on her arm. Who in their right mind does that? If she weren't famous and saw her on the street with that on her arm from a distance, I would that it was the mark of the beast or some evil shit like that. Coordinates of her children's birthplace...ha!

#130 I thought of that, but then people would think he's a retard. Maybe around the house I'll just wrap a towel around his head...or get him a baby straight jacket.

Enough talk about my kid with issues.

Why hasn't this guy posted anything new yet?
Those of us who have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning need some gossip! I've only been on this site a few months and it seems like he used to always post new stories when I first started on here.

SLACKER!!!

Wow when I read this headline "Angelina Jolie Gets A New Tattoo," my first thought was that she had adopted her a little African midget to follow her around. "Da Plane, Boss, Da Plane!"

Sorry 16-year-olds, you have to be as old as me to get that reference. And even then it was pretty lame.

Sorry I missed the musical conversation though. I was busy listening to Bowie I guess.

@69-

I don't plan on living long enough to get old and having to worry about that. Besides, I'd think most old people would worry more about their ungrateful, spoiled children dumping them in a nursing home, stealing all their money, and leaving them to rot. Or losing control over their bladders, or falling down and breaking a hip, etc. Basically, there's more important things for old people to worry about.

@101-

Boston is one of THE best bands ever. It's so nice to see someone in high school that actually listens to something other than the bullshit crap that passes for music now, ie: The Pussycat Whores, Young Jeezy, Beyonce, (she has a good voice but her lyrics are repetitive crap) Gwen Stefani, and all the rest of the shite. Its good to know at least ONE parent is raising their kid pretty well.

137 -- oh yes Boston, the two-album wonders. Surely there is someone else you can think of that would be the one of THE best bands ever??

(Not picking a fight -- just "stimulating discussion.")

I can think of one other band out of Boston that is better, not to mention the rest of the world.

Awww god I LOVE Angelina. She's so hot, beautiful... she's perfect.

I already saw it in People with the pics of the baby. Cute baby, big lips. Those kids she adopted are weird, I think.

#51 e...l...k... :)

Now, her body is completly runied with all the writing on it. It's not clean and fresh, like a human should be. She really isn't pretty, is quite a freak, and ruined Brad Pitt.

And she's a homewrecker.

And she named her one possible normal baby Shilo. Like the thing they hold wheat in - in the hicks.

OK so it didn't work.

I am a sucker for Jolie's tats. The post was hilarious though, love the arrows. I am really happy to see her trying to cover up what's left of the billy bob / dragon, since it was a mess and seemingly unremovable.

#95 yeah but the female gelfling
in the dark crystal was hot :)

as hot as smurfette :)

...or was it smurfella?

#99 so why doesn't anyone know?

FREAKIN' LAMETARD, A "SILO" IS A LARGE CONTAINER USED TO STORE GRAINS, "SHILO" MEANS MESSIAH, OR A BEAGLE IN A CHILDREN'S BOOK WHO GETS HIS FREAKIN' ASS KICKED BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG, FREAKIN' ASS CLOWN!!!

I think it is a great tattoo... Very original. And she is a pilot, so it means more to her then just numbers and letters. I like when a person does something (with their tattoo) that others don't tend to do. That means that to that person there was meaning, not just some picture they picked off the wall.

I heart Mister White's shrivelled ballsack.

JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore
for president!!!

You rock!!

@138-

I didn't say they were the best band ever, just one of them. And that's just my opinion. I guess I'm partial to them because of the song "Amanda".

HWMNBN just will not go away. I heard it's in junior high and got exposed as the loser that it truly is....like I said before, it has no fucking shame, and it's comments are as boring and desperate as ever. I wish it would get the fucking hint and realize that nobody can stand it, doesn't want to be friends with it, and basically just wishes it dead. I guess it's parents don't give a shit about what their nerdy, unpopular kid is doing, they probably wish someone would kidnap it and sell it into slavery so they wouldn't have to be humiliated at the PTA meetings, Back to School nights, and all the other school functions where they have to acknowledge it as their mentally deficient offspring. Poor, poor parents, I feel for you...

@150-

I also heart him. All that shouting turns me on.

#148.. say them both out loud, they sound the same... it's a homonym... and a joke.

Just leave me alone and let me post. You all say you don't like me, yet continue to try to get a reaction out of me. Just let it go.

Is it impossible for you to let the obsession with me go? I am SO not in the mood to be stalked today.

And maybe if you people got some new material about insulting me, it might get interesting, but you are all stupid, so you can't.

It's tough being smarter than 99% of the posters here.

And Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

...

if you're going to correct me... at least be right you idiot retard... you are so stupid, you can't spell, read, or comprehend. It must be awful to be that stupid.

-Sih-loh

1. An ancient village of central Palestine northwest of the Dead Sea. In the Bible, it was a meeting place and sanctuary for the Israelites and the site of a tabernacle where the Ark of the Covenant was kept until its capture by the Philistines.

2. A locality in southwest Tennessee east of Memphis. The Civil War Battle of Shiloh (April 6-7, 1862) ended in the withdrawal of Confederate troops but claimed more than 10,000 casualties on both the Union and Confederate sides.

Isn't she becoming a little obsessed? I mean, seriously!

Speaking of no. 2 on the def's...

Who would name a baby after a battle with 10,000 casualties?

Why didn't she pick:

1. Bunker Hill Jolie-Pitt
2. Little Big Horn Jolie-Pitt
3. Antietam Jolie-Pitt
4. Gettysburg Jolie-Pitt

But back to the cool news of how Whipper_willow ran Feed Me Chocolate OFF THIS SITE! No more stupid posts about nothing... no more stupid attacks on me for no reason. Whipper's got my back! I guess I won banana Vs. Chocolate '06!

Make sure to read #153 - 160

And jane's eyre... about the last post...

You think I'm ashamed that I don't pay for gas and insurance?

HA! Wow, talk about jealousy. I like you, you've got spunk.

Please shut the fuck up. Nobody is jealous of you. Why would anyone be jealous of a 13-year old little bitch like yourself? Oh, I guess I'm being "obsessed" again, if you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen, shitstain. And nobody ran Feed_Me off, it's pretty obvious that she's still here, she just got tired of Whipped (aka YOU) OBSESSING over her, and the lame ass fake posts that any idiot could tell weren't really her. But I guess being in junior high and all, you think you're so fucking clever and you know everything, when in reality all you know is how to suck your daddy's dick. Jealous of you, HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Oh man, that's rich! You're even more delusional and out of touch with reality than anyone thought! You definitely have the ego of a middle schooler, and the vocabulary and intelligence of a fruit fly. My dog's shit is more clever and popular than you. Now run along, I think your daddy needs his afternoon cock sucking from his favorite little bitch....

Sorry to the rest of you for feeding the troll. Sometimes I just can't help it, I swear it just asks to be put in it's place. I just wonder how someone so young could be 800 lbs because that is the only reason I can imagine to explain this waste of space's constant presence on this site. It must not be able to leave it's house without the assistance of a whale sling borrowed from an aquarium. I am kinda fascinated though, does it wash itself with a rag on a stick? Does it need a "reaching broom" to get it's Twinkies and Ho-Ho's from the pallet containing 300 boxes of them purchased from Costco? Does it get cheese in it's folds, or oozing, runny sores from all the chafing between the rolls? I have always wondered, and being grossly fat WOULD explain the hostility against the rest of us successful, happy, intelligent people that actually leave our houses and don't spend our lives rotting on a piss and sweat soaked mattress in a single-wide trailer.

Go play with your imaginary buddy Whipper, you maladjusted, uneducated, knob gobbling ass weasel. The only thing that you could
"chase off" is any positive contact with other human beings. You really should consider taking up self-mutilation or Russian Roulette as a hobby. Just remember to fill all the chambers with bullets, it's more advanced that way.

Okay, now you're just asking to be put in your filthy little obsessed trash talking place.

You talk about me like you know me. You speak of how I look when you've never seen me. Do you realize how stupid this makes you look? It makes you look like an imbecile! You use fowl language towards me which obviously states some kind of hostility to the world towards people who are better than you are... like me.

Just because you're poor and fat (because you can't afford healthy food... nothing but he dollar menu at McDonald's for you!)... don't take it out on me. It amazes me how poor people are the fattest. Just get over it, I am gorgeous, and you are not.

Your posts are nothing but slander, which shows you have WAY too much time on your hands. Get a hobby. Get out of the house. Get off the internet. Stop obsessing over people you don't know... it makes you look stupid.

If only everyone had the problems of you... only hating someone who is on the internet! You are a pretty big loser.

And the childish name calling... I wonder if you really realize how stupid you sound! you probably don't. Grow up, get a job so you can eat right and buy stuff, then you won't be jealous and obsessing over me.

You really are deplorable. And I'm sure you read EVERY LITTLE word I wrote, unlike I, who skims over what you write becasue it is BOR-RING!

Uh huh. Riiight. You are doing the EXACT SAME THING that you are accusing me of-talking shit about someone you know nothing about. SO sorry for the "fowl" language, I guess they don't teach you how to spell in middle school, do they? Keep telling yourself how great and beautiful you are, and how you're SOO much better than everyone else, I bet it's a real comfort to you while you sit home, alone, friendless, unloved and an outcast. And to see "BORING", all you need to do is read one of your posts. It's about as boring as watching paint dry, and I'm sure everyone else here will agree with that. But what do we know, since we aren't as WONDERFUL as you. I guess that's what your daddy tells you when he's sticking his cock in your stink star so it's GOTTA be true! Maybe you should get off the internet and take a walk, read a book, work on learning how to spell, do something productive and stop boring the rest of us to tears, you uppity little twat.

I think I will devote a website to myself and the other lovely ladies here on the Superfish, so little Lame-ass can learn how to be a paragon of beauty, class, and intelligence. Your days of obsessing over all of us individually will be done, it will be one-stop shopping for you to learn how REAL people act in the REAL world. Maybe you can lose some of the weight, learn how to wash properly to get rid of that B.O., and all the other things that productive, well-adjusted members of society seem to know that confuse and scare you. And maybe, if you're good, we will take up a collection so you can FINALLY get that gender reassignment surgery...no more hermaphrodite for you! Or we can just convince you to kill yourself- it would be a lot cheaper and more beneficial to the rest of us.

Yeah, I didn't read that... usual blah blah blah...

...But I'm sure you swore, so typical trailer trash talk. Manners... learn to be civilized, then get back to me.

Or said something that makes no sense because you don't know me and have never met me, blah blah blah.

Ok, I'm bored. This is TOO easy. I almost feel bad for picking on someone so pitiful and universally despised. There's just no sport in it! Does anyone else have anything interesting for us to discuss?

Lame Banana,

"Fowl language"...What a retard. Perhaps, if you spent more time on your remedial studies, you would have a better grasp of the English language and would stand a better chance of convincing someone that you were 'better' than they are. As it stands however, your disjointed thoughts, misspelled words, and poorly formed sentences point toward the fact that you are nothing more than an annoying, poorly educated half wit with an ego out of all proportion to your abilities.

I know that you have probably been told repeatedly since you were a child that you are 'special', but I am afraid you were being lied to. You are painfully average in every possible way except, perhaps, in being a persistently annoying twit.

Obsession

n 1: an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions against your will

(You say you won't type towards me, but still do... you say you can't stand me, yet still taunt me... but I now realize you can't help it mentally. )

2: an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone

(This is obvious, you can't stop typing about me, you read every little thing I type and you think about what I type over and over. You mentally form unrealistic images and scenarios of me.)

Ha ha, imagine this retard talking about manners! Ok, Emily fucking Post, if you're so concerned about manners, then WHY do you talk so much hateful shit as Whipped? (And we all know it's you so don't even try to deny it) YOU came here and stirred the shit, but now that you're getting your ass handed to you, you're going to whine about "MANNERS"?! You are DELUSIONAL, have you even READ the things you post? God damn, you are one of those pussies that can dish it out but cannot take it. Go on and cry to mommy and daddy....go on...please get the fuck out of here! And you KNOW you are reading every single word I post, you are desperate to learn the secret to being a smart, educated, beautiful, THIN person like the rest of us. Poor thing, too bad you'll never get it. So sad.

All the things you are saying aren't even true... so you should really come up with some new material. Something not so boring and something that makes sense.

i think its an awesome idea for a tattoo.

Maybe if you stop obsessing over me, I'll leave you alone. STOP STALKING ME, LAME-ASS!!! I might just have to REPORT you and your sick obsession with me!!

It's so sad that all you have to do is sit there and be hateful. You really should get a hobby. Perhaps it's an iron deficiency.

The only reason I waste my time with you is in the vain hope that I can be the one to shame you into leaving, and make you realize that you are extremely hated by EVERYONE here, thereby saving the Superficial for the rest of us! Now stop stalking me, you obsessed freak! Stalk-er...STALK-ERRRRRR!!

okay... tsarinaamanda ... I haven't been talking to you this whole time, but I think I should let you know that I don't dislike you... you're not a bad person. But I do sense some hostility. Shouldn't you call someone for your problem?...

http://www.rageanon.com/

Ok, where the fuck are you then, if you have such a life? RIGHT HERE, ON THE SUPERFISH! Duuuh, dumbass. And I learned all the nastiness and hateful comments from YOU, I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, LAMEASS/WHIPPED!!!! Now please stop stalking me, you just keep on and on spewing your nonsensical shit because you are SOOO happy that someone is giving you attention, you pitiful fucker! NOW STOP STALKING ME, YOU ARE SOOOO OBSESSED WITH ME!!! OBSESSED, I TELL YOU!

I almost feel sorry for you... that and you can't think of anything to say on your own. I think I was the one to cion the whole "stalker/obsessed" phrase. Get your own material. And make it fresh. If there's anything I can't take it someone who just isn't creative!

You're cute though... how angry and delusional you are. It's adorable! Did your mother teach you how to do that? Or does just being ugly make that a necessity for survival. See, I'm so attractive, I don't find it necessary to form such an inner hostility because people just like me. In real life, that is... you do have one of those, don't you?

http://www.grandtimes.com/Anger.html

Here you go, dear. Please read it all. I'v done a lot of research for you... well, more like 3 minutes of my busy day.

Looks like I ran off another peasant.

I almost feel sorry for you... that and you can't think of anything to say on your own. I think I was the one to cion the whole "stalker/obsessed" phrase. Get your own material. And make it fresh. If there's anything I can't take it someone who just isn't creative!

You're cute though... how angry and delusional you are. It's adorable! Did your mother teach you how to do that? Or does just being ugly make that a necessity for survival. See, I'm so attractive, I don't find it necessary to form such an inner hostility because people just like me. In real life, that is... you do have one of those, don't you?

http://www.grandtimes.com/Anger.html

Here you go, dear. Please read it all. I'v done a lot of research for you... well, more like 3 minutes of my busy day.

Looks like I ran off another peasant.

CLASSIC! Wow, nana... you kept your cool and pounded her into the ground. That one goes in the book.

WE CALL THAT A SACK LUNCH... NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!

IM me

My friend Sara Bramlett (search for it on myspace, she says) was reading these and suddenly said, "Mister White Shriveled Ballsack? Is that like Papa Hot Nuts' evil twin?"

& I thought I'd share. She'd be saying stuff, but she is currently playing Gamecube. WHEEEE.

Uh oh, looks like you had to go post under your OTHER name to make it look like you actually have friends. I also find it funny that you are slamming me for doing the EXACT SAME THING YOU DO when you claim everyone here is obsessed with you. It's called SARCASM, asshat. Look it up in the dictionary. Oh, do you even KNOW what a dictionary is? I'm assuming you don't because of all the badly spelled posts and your deplorable grammar. I'd like to see you TRY to run me off, that would be the fucking day!

OMFG, YOU ARE SO GODDAMN PATHETIC!!!! Please. Drop the charade of you being two seperate people, everyone knows you are the SAME LAME-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, you aren't fooling anyone (except maybe yourself). Give it up already. Seriously. Your pitiful delusions are making me feel bad for totally destroying you.

Oh, and I see you've instilled some class in our old chum tsarinaamanda. Now, tsar... I'm wondering, I haven't read all the posts, but could you puh-leaze tell me how nana trash talked about you and swore? That would be the day? (see, that's the --- oops, shouldn't say that!) If you don't know this already, nana and I are friends... in real life.. you know, outside, sunshine, exercise... it works out well. You wouldn't be so ugly if you saw what other people are supposed to look like.

Oh thank God, someone else besides lameass/whipped!!

Let me just quote the genius of nana...

Obsession

n 1: an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions against your will

(You say you won't type towards me, but still do... you say you can't stand me, yet still taunt me... but I now realize you can't help it mentally. )

2: an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone

(This is obvious, you can't stop typing about me, you read every little thing I type and you think about what I type over and over. You mentally form unrealistic images and scenarios of me.)

Yeah, ok, whatever, Whipped. Really, nobody is stupid enough to think that you just "magically" appear whenever Lameass is getting bested by someone superior to it in every way. And calling me ugly? Talk about original and clever, did you come up with that gem all by yourself? Good for you!

I guess it's all nice & dandy when you are dishing out the put downs and name calling...but when the tables are turned it's really not much fun anymore...

Nothing is more pathetic than manufacturing "friends" to defend you when you're getting your ass handed to you. That's like something a person would do in, say, JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL....oh, that's right, you ARE in junior high!!

You always seem to be the one who goes way off topic by starting a fight with someone. Maybe you are so unhappy with yourself you inflict your insecurities on strangers on the internet.

Ok, I just read everything that has happened since last time I glanced at this, and its retarded. YOU, WHIPPER/BANANA ARE RETARDED. Listen, I'm pretty young (althought NOT in middle school) and one day you are going to have to figure out that people SWEAR. Intelligent people do it too, sorry to burst your bubble.

And um...

"Just because you're poor and fat (because you can't afford healthy food... nothing but he dollar menu at McDonald's for you!)... don't take it out on me. It amazes me how poor people are the fattest. Just get over it, I am gorgeous, and you are not."

Way to... attack people for making conjectures about your appearance and doing the exact same thing ONE SECOND LATER. Mmmm, hypocrisy!

Now, let me guess: You are going to post insulting my appearance, making false accusations that I'm poor, and generally being a dick. Hit puberty, then come back and talk to me.

Can't you just picture Lame Banana sitting in front of it's keyboard with two grimy, spunk stained sock puppets named Nana and Willow on it's hands. Now YOU type Willow..."IM me Nana!"
Pathetic.

We are high school seniors, graduation next week, in fact. And I'm done telling you we are different people. Short of showing you a picture of us, I'm not going to phase your delusions. And there's going to be no picture, you'd just stalk us even more.

*although

I don't really give a shit what you say to me, it doesn't mean anything really. I know I will ALWAYS be far superior to you, I will ALWAYS make more money, be prettier, thinner, smarter, have a better career, car, house, husband, and there's not a GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! And you know it, and it's eating you up inside with jealousy and misery.

oh saranwrappedasshole aka tsarinaamanda your really not one to point out who is ugly and who is not, when you have a mug that looks like this...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0519063nc1.jpg

and here is saranwrappedasshole teaching us all a new trick..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/fatclapper.html

She's clapping because she just found out that the mashed potatoes at KFC now come in SUPER FAMILY size...the little things which make people happy are so endearing..

Hey chocolate... I thought we ran you off! What happened, ghetto? Did they turn the power off on you?

For God's sake! I've seen that post like 4 times. Come up with something new! It was exactly like that with the shitty KFC joke, too!

Lame_Willow,

I weep for the future of this country if you are in any way representative of today's youth. There isn't anything about you that isn't disgusting.

High school seniors have way more grasp of the English language than you do, so I'm not buying it. Also, I would be devastated to think you would be getting out of school before someone could pull a Columbine on your ass. Now THAT would be a real tragedy indeed.

Blah blah blah, same old hateful nonsense.

Where are the Trenchcoat Mafia when you need them?

We should make up some names so we would actually be guilty of something you accuse us of.

Oh yeah, I remember that from before as well. Still not funny the second time around with the same lame comment. What do you do, just post the same shit over and over again? And you have the nerve to call someone else out on saying the same shit over and over again?

Feed Me Chocolate... you didn't answer me! Where have you been, trashygirl!!!

Blah blah blah, same old recycled posts.

No, I quoted sherry co. Brilliant, I thought.

Um, you didn't run anybody off. Unlike your dumb ass, nobody else cares that much about what other people say on the internet.

Oh, hateful? Hateful, did you say? Like making fun of somebody for where they live or who they are?

& I notice you didn't respond to the fact that you used that LAME kfc post like 4 times. Way to be frickin lame.

Slummin it? Hookin' it for rent money? Selling plasma to feed the mistake?

I was over getting lap dances from your mother at The Jiggly Hut. Bitch got some serious vaginal odor. Probably smells shockingly like your breath Willow.

Haaaaaah! You are soooo also that Sherry chick. That is soooo lame.

Well you ARE guilty of being unoriginal, unfunny, annoying, and making everyone on here hate you and wish you dead! And please don't make yet ANOTHER fake "friend" to defend you and your dumb shit. One fake friend is more than enough.

Wow, that's just proving that classy upbringing you had! And the nut doesnt fall far from the tree, now does it. Ghetto trash. You live in the gutter of So Cal. You are poor. You had a missed birth control kid ear