Victoria Silvstedt might be a slut

Victoria who?

Might be?

I can't stop staring at her tits.

cheezy boob job...trout mouth....typical hobag ------ NEXT!

you can tit-fuck those under-ripe cantalopes!!!

wow thats alot of cleavaggeee

lmao kris

See, I am of the small-breasted bunch, proud that I can find shirts that fit me... but yet, I do wonder what it would be like to have giganto-boobs. It would be fun, just for one day... I'd totally drive around topless.

I *can* stop staring at her fake tits---in fact, I find that dick-trough between them frightening!

Ok so her website features her, ahem ..."resume"
among the highpoints of her "career" are:

*spokesmodel (whatever the fuck that is) for the Ultimate Fighting League.

*spokesmodel " " for Patron Tequila.

that's a quality celeb.

mmmmmmmmmm...bozangas!!!!

She's hawt.

look at the size of these boobies!!!

http://www.playpacman.net

Aha, now I know where those two cantaloupes went that I couldn't find in my grocery bags when I got back from the store last week.

Saying this woman might be slut is kinda like saying that Richard Simmons might be a tad bit fruity.

Whole the hell is she? What's that? Look at her what?

HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MAGUMBOS!!!!!!!!!!

In conclusion... slut deffinatly a slut. But who cares?

Superfish guy I must say I am indeed very dissapointed.

small perky tits beat knee hugging (think Tara Reid) saggy tits any day of the week!

OK, pic #2. Did she have her nipples surgically removed or something? There definitely should be a nip slip there, methinks.

Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-romski!

this woman is frightfully ugly - and the only thing that makes her not "scary ugly" is everything fake about her - long lashes, blonde hair, big boobies... I bet she's Howard Stern under all that almay and anaesthetia..

could her chin be any more pronounced? is she related to Leno? is she really a he ?

that third photo also reminds me of something else... a big-mouthed bass (yeah, @4- maybe trout, maybe bigmouthed bass..some kind of fish... the pole-smoking kind)

holy mother of all that's horny, now that's what I call a "cum receptacle"

Victoria is all for ending AIDS as she is keeping those huge tits covered up....thats dedication!

Satyricon

her boobs might be fake.

Her boobs are real... big.

It could be worse. She could have just wrote "AIDS IS BAD AND STUFF" on her privates with body paint and humped some HIV victim on the red carpet in front of his grandparents, priest, and 9 year old nephew. And then bent over and shown her ass crack to the paparrazzi just as the head of the event came on to make a speech about bravery and courage and all that shit.

In about ten years, when gravity kicks in, she'll look like she has two bowling balls kicking her in the knees.

If look closely into her open mouth in the last photo, you can actually see the little man who is controlling this cartoonish, artificial monstrosity.

IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!

SMASH!!

My first thought was "how is she managing to cover everything up?" but then I realized she definitely isn't. Oh well. Maybe if more women wore dresses like that to AIDS events you'd have more men attending and donating to look all special and rich.

Met her one night up at Falcon on Sunset. Actually fairly nice lady, and damn good looking in person. Looks like she might have had implants since then, though.

17: Ari - I agree, it looks like a nip was airbrushed out or covered over with makeup or something.

That dress looks really, really painful to wear. It's so tight you can see the veins under her boob-skin. OUCH!
On the plus side, she's got nice teeth,though not nice teats.

Fa; I actually met her in Aspen, she IS really nice. But the conversation was stilted, as she just couldn't seem to stop sucking my cock. I was like, "hey, you're famous, lets at least talk" and she kept saying "blgglll.....ughihi...bllllgggg" Why does this always happen when I meet celebrities?

You can see her panties too!!! YEAH BABY!

there's only ONE thing i wanna do to this girl...

fuck it
screw it
poke it
lick it
eat it
and sleep with it

does that count as one...

no

Here's a better picture of the fembot in questions:

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8131/884magazinevictoriasilvstedtfh.jpg

So THAT is what you get when you shave a dogs ass and teach it to walk backwards.

Those are some butt ugly tatas.

*in question*

I'd hit it!!!

Her boobd are fake...

What the duece......BoredBlonde, just made Stallion kick his horseshoes off with that comment, Stallion remembers what BoredBlonde looked like and pictured it.........

I've seen lots of playboy news stand specials with her in them. However, that was like... 10 years ago.

At last, a natural beauty!

*boobs

She's just so awful ! look at her fake nose !

disgusting !

Real "Stars" in Cannes are much more Glamour, especially French actresses.

if U wanna see Cannes Festival's pix click here :

http://blogville.oldiblog.com/?page=photos&idgal=152607

Bises à tous ! ; )

38 Stallion Was bored blond the hot chick that was totally freaked out by a bunch of strangers wanting to fuck her, or was she that cross-eyed bitch fucking a wombat? I can't seem to remember. Oh, I know an excellent livery man to help you with your probably size 16 shoes.

Holy crapples, aren't there supposed to be nipples inthe center of the breast? And I'm with krisdylee in the small-breast category. The only time I had "big" boobs (a C ) is when I was nursing, and those weren't any fun. You touch them, they start squirting milk like you pricked a hole ina water balloon.

1) Her boobies are so big, they are wearing her, not the other way around.

2) What's with annoying blond hoes and lazy eyes? Is there some sort of scientific connection?

3) Who the fuck are those boobs...er...victoria?

Yeah!! You guys are on. It so SUCKS not to be able to post at work!

I would NOT hit it. I am not bi - never experimented...love the cock too damned much!!!

Fa - how bout some belly scratches for the Army dog! Hows dat?

Ari - How is my favorite AF brat?

Krisdylee - I love reading your posts. Would love to have a beer with you one day. You make me miss my Navy buddies.

Italian Stallion and bigponie - thanks for the laugh with the sexual innuendos on the Paris Hilton post. Nothing like lets-do-it-till-we-are-sore-gasms. Just gotta make sure your partner knows how to kiss the boo boo after!

Tranny - you sexy beast...when are you going to leave our fair state?

I, being as superficial as the rest of you morons, got a myspace account and posted my picture.

Oh yeah - this is what 41 looks like when you take care of yo'self bitches!!

Sorry - no nudity...

Fakest. Tits. Ever. You can literally see the skin trying to stretch over those things.

damn - the url didnt post...all those cool points gone.

www.myspace.com/therealpaganqueen in case it didnt post

Feed me - lol I know what you mean. I had a DD when I was breastfeeding. I was in the shower one night and the baby was asleep. My husband thought he would sneak in and get some action. I turned around and the milk was just pouring in streams. I dont think I have ever seen that man look so ill!

You guys think they're fake? Really? Come on...no.....

TrannyGranny, she was the cute blonde that put her myspace link in her name that one time.....Just got back from a happy hour so I needed to chill a bit at home, smoke, whatever.............And the Invitation, I saw you didn't forget, is still good whenever your in B-more, it's a cool little shithole, I'll show you around nigga......

oh i love that white g string she's wearing underneath. nice.

i think the she's a he.

who is this person?

She could just have naturally big boobs - cant really tell with the way her dress is holding her. I have never seen her before, so I dunno.

Do you guys find those troutlips sexy? Try not to think of them on your nether regions, then answer the question.

I think she just has low nipples. Somehow I find this more "justifiable" than Paris's "slip". I wish there were more sarcastic things I could add than quotation marks.

is that akin to "low IQ"?

PaganQueen,
You are very cute, and definitely don't look 41. I'll email you (I won't post my myspace account here, lamebananas/whipper is stalking me).

@ #1 - precisely. Victoria Silvstedt is a former PMOY (Playmate of the Year) and I only know that because I work for Playboy. Seriously. Yes - I can get you Playboy magazines & lots of porn. No - I WILL not get you into the mansion.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have a clue in hell who pink toe is.

@ #7 - my boobs are 100% real & they're 44 double d's. If you don't have the weight or back strength for 'em, don't wish to have 'em. Trust me........

@ #11 - yeah. she's hawt. a hawt ass mess!

@ #44 - big boobs are fun when they're real & not the side-effects of a pregnancy. At the very least they will get you a free drink if you promote them properly!

If you want notes on how to do so, holla @ me! ;0}

Pagan Whassup Girlfriend? Anything on my dick is fine by me, leaving your fine state in less than a week, can't wait. It's cool and all, but CO is the shit! Oh, had to check the pic, honey if you were not married, I would love to do you!

Nursers; I had a new mom friend of mine add some cream to my coffee, fucking delicious!

Stallion; Baltimore will never be right again, man! And believe me, with as much travelling as I do, I'll get there. Please consider Colorado your bitch if you get the urge.

29: Tranny - that's funny, she told me: "I really, REALLY want to suck your dick." So I said, "Ok, but what's in it for me?" Then she called me self-centered. That hurt.

46: Hiya Pagan! :)

*kicks leg repeatedly*

OoOh, keep scratching!

ok, now that we've all had our say, I want you all to go home (if your not already) and start making hot sultry love to your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or pet, and when your finished with that you can all thank me.

later peeps.....

Back in the day when I was nursing, if I had an orgasm, milk would shoot out. It was kind of like having two giant round dicks that looked like tits spurting all over the place.

Good times...

Geez, how can a city affectionately known as Bodymore Murderland have so many people posting here? :)

Tranny - I saw your postings on loving nature (sex), hanging out (sex), hiking (sex) and cooking (sex), etc....I am thinking I would be HOT on your trail if I wasnt happily taken. I had to laugh about your dog biting the bear. I have a pug..the only thing she bites is food. Those things LOVE to eat! Put me out of my misery and send me a picture of you!

Feed Me - thanks hon. I saw your picture and you are no slouch yourself!

When lamewillow was posting I was dieing cuz I cant post

SUPERFISH DUDE. If you get the "email" taken out of the code for posting more people will be able to post from work. We get blocked on the "email" filter.

Damned security engineers and their blocks. Even tho it was me - I SUCK!!

@57...thanks for the info, and let me congratulate you on the sheer awesomeness of your job.
Yes, I would like magazines.
The playboy mansion's not my cup of tea, I try to avoid old man stink as much as possible.

53: As for the lips, I thought she looked better before all of the collagen.

bigponie -

honey, you dont have to tell us to do that...I think we are the most sexually active, horny people that post on the net! I LOVE the way you think. You fit right in, oh yeah...deep down in...

Fa - I have a great Army of a new piece of equipment called SCUTR. Have you seen it? If not - I will post it on myspace unless you wanna email me there and I will send it to you. Dunno if that can happen. Never been on that site until BigJim posted his picture and sent every female here (and a few males I refuse to mention HWMNBN) in a serious twitter. I think you will get a kick outta SCUTR, tho.

Oh yeah baby, the nails are real, scratches that itch really gud, huh?

Fa - good to hear you dont like the pumped up lips. The top lip turns inside out and there is no cupid's bow...to me that is the sexy part - not when they look like a big leach stuck up there.

Now I am waiting for the leaches and sucking comments. Yall are so damned simple, and I LOVE IT!!

god she's like a second rate Anna Nicole Smith.
and that's saying something.

Stallion - B-more rocks - I have an unused plane ticket to piss away & was thinkin of coming in to town again for fireworks at the inner harbor....

Dude, where was the BigJim pic thread? I ain't into guys, but I want to see it so I can make fun of him. Cause I love his comebacks!

62 Kris; I laughed so hard that beer shot out of every orifice...and I didn't want to do laundry till monday.

Fa....Ya, baby!

Pagan....I'll have to post my email address. But I'm only gonna do it once, so I want to make sure Kris, Jacq, Ari, Cruising, Jim, Stallion, Saucie, etc. are all online to get it, cause you fuckers crack me up. In the meantime, 6'2" (fuck you Cube) 180, beard, green eyes, glasses, a lot like you'd expect the mountain man to look like. My dog rocks, saved my ass more than once. Ah fuck it

theincredibletrannygranny@yahoo.com

Yeah, I know. And, following in the tradition of PapaHotNuts, all are welcome. Despite all the racist, sexist and goddamn funny shit I have posted here.

First of all...
I don't know who she is...

Second of all...
She's a real class act. Kind of like some of the posters here.

Third of all...
I'm a bigger celebrity on this site than she is all over the whole world.

"Posted by BSfan on May 26, 2006 06:17 PM

Whole the hell is she?"

You mean...

"WHO the he** is she."

Stop typing wrong, misusing cliches and not spelling correctly! Idiot.

You make fun of my type-os? At least I know how to say what I'm saying.

i like the added touch that you can see her thong right through the dress. totally classy

Hey, in the second picture you can totally see her areola. Whoa.

Tranny - he posted awhile back....I am sure you can fit a slam on 2 in there.

So, tall, dark, and handsome. I picture you in a pair of 501s and hiking boots. Your bare chest glistening with sweat from the hike...oh yeah, my imagination is much too vivid!!

@7-

Nah, you don't want big tits. They totally ruin everything. I just WISH I could go braless once in a while, or wear a cute, low-cut shirt without having to worry about a tit popping out and poking someone's eye out.

I was probably the chick fucking the wombat. If by "wombat" you mean "Boxer" and "fucking", you mean "holding for the picture".

tsarinaamanda

I know what you are saying! I am a 34C and hit the DD when I was pregnant. It seemed like they were always in the way (and being held by my husband -he just gives and gives, so unselfish of him to help me, LOL)

Oh man I was so glad to go back down again....I got more than enough the way I am.

6'2"??? Pathetic Girlie-man!

*sings*

Short people got no reason....
To live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Apologies for inflicting Randy "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot" Newman on everyone.

its nice that she seems to care about AIDS,
but to think are women like her that makes this world so sinful and for that the AIDS play a major part.

Pagan; I'm reasonably good looking, but I ain't got shit on your imagination. No-name jeans, although I have considered the 501's to get me some slutty chicks (no offense). Hiking boots, yes, consistantly beat up and used. I'm built more like a basketball player than a lineman (and i can out-endurance most of those fucks any day of the week.) But my chest is always bear.

#33 has it right.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8131/884magazinevictoriasilvstedtfh.jpg

this woman is gorgeous and a gorgeous woman like that has a duty to show it off to us as much as possible while she still has it. God bless her and her gigantic sweater pillows. I hope to see her at the next pediatric cancer fundraiser wearing a little school girls outfit sucking on a lollipop. Give the little bastards something to live for.

Fa; I will so jump up and head but you in the cock, we midgets do that thing you know.

68: Pagan - unfortunately I was out before the SCUTR came into service. Don't you have to fill out the old ID-10 Tango form to requisition one of those? :)

Heh, we should ask Ari to go get us 100' of flight line.

"Bodymore Murderland"

I actually never heard that one before. I like it.

Tranny: Your chest is bear?? What are you, George Costanza?

Cock cruiser; Babe, with a package like you, what the fuck are you doin' home? Get some Dick! Wish it was mine..

Fa; yo, bitch, seen a bear? go see one and get back to me.

Fa - so what are your statistics....I got my imagination on overdrive right now...dont make me beg! LOL

Tranny - the WONDERFUL thing about men is they come in all shapes and sizes. I prefer the rugged look. A man should look like a man. Personality is what really does it for me tho.

I will tell you the secret to scoring...it isnt all looks..it is attitude. If you can make a woman laugh and feel like she is beautiful and has your undieing attention, and most times you will not be going home alone.

Went honky tonking with my brothers and friends. My brother was taking my advice and had a beautiful woman all ready. He made the mistake of glancing at another woman - oh yeah cock block.

Next night he tried again, another beautiful woman and a very happy and scratched up brother the next day!

Yup, seen bears before.

Had a roommate in college that nature played a cruel joke on. Pretty much no body hair except for one patch on chest that looked exactly like a 70's muff. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Fa - go to my site and click on my pictures and let me know if you can see the SCUTR.

Oh yeah, you would look fine on one of them babies....the women would swoon and men would run in fear.

@72 - BigJim is #356 on 5/17 in the Paris/Brandon thread...he posted it a couple of times...

Pagan: Stats - 6'8", dark blond buzzcut, greenish eyes. No idea what I currently weigh, but I used to play football (O-line) and am smaller now. If it helps the mental image any, when I was in Europe, everyone thought I was a Dane, so I guess I look sort of Viking-ish.

@88 It's considered child neglect if I leave my son alone.

Don't worry, as soon as he goes to bed, it's on. I'll be thinking of the mountain man, roughing me up on a rock.

Pagan: Heh, mount a 240-Golf on that thing and you've got one mean urban assault vehicle!

Pagan Queen-

Imagine having 36D's since 6th grade. NOT a fun experience. I spent most of my junior high years slouched over in huge t-shirts. Unfortunately, it runs in the family. My lucky mom got a reduction about 10 years ago, she's never misses them (44DD and she is SKINNY too). I wish I had the money for it...

Fa, Pagan, Crack me up, all the time Fa; Why do you know about all of his body hair? Pagan; believe me, laughter is 80% of what I got...

Tranny: Going climbing this summer - any recommendations as to peaks to climb in CO? Not looking for any Alpine stuff, as will have an absolute noob with the group. Pretty much anything that can be hiked to the top will do.

98: Guy used to watch tube in his boxers (and badly hungover) about half the time. Not a pleasant sight, but funny.

She looks like a test tube with something bubbling out of the top of it.

Damn Pagan, I was going to add you to my friends list on Myspace...what's up with that crazy shit about knowing your last name or email? I didn't know you could do that. You look pretty good for 41, impressive. You can add me if you like, tsarinaamanda is my friend ID. If not, that's cool too. I have read a lot about Wicca, I find it really interesting but I don't know anyone who is into it. It's one of the few religions that make sense to me, besides Satanism, of course. :)

She's hot but her tits look crap.

HER BOOBS ARE IN THE INCORRECT POSITION.

Fa - I am part Norwegian...I just LOVE barbarians. I can see it now....(uh-oh) you walking off a viking warship - all dressed in leather, big sword in your hand.....you are the King of your clan and are after me because I am the daughter of your enemy. You will make him pay through defiling me. I freeze at the sight of you...you wrap your arm in my long hair.............yeesh, I need to start writing romance books....this is crotch sizzlin gold here!!

I am Italian, Irish, Norwegian, and English. I got the red hair and I have brown eyes with red highlights similar to my hair. My sister has really dark hair and her eyes match as well. Brother - well he is blonde with sky blue eyes - he got the Norwegian coloring...I got a mix of Italian with the olive skin and Irish/Celtic with the red hair.

Everyone else is doing it...I feel like I should post my email address...

cruising4donna@msn.com

Yeah, that's right Donna.
Donna does Dallas
Delicious Donna

Go ahead add to the list while I pour my wine.

No bananas allowed.

Pagan: Nice combo. I'm German, Irish, Scottish, Swedish, Dutch, and Sicilian (I guess great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Olaf must have been one of the Vikings who raided the island way back when).

Ahhhh... bella Donna!

Well, someone had to be cheesy and say it...

Fa I flippin LOVE Golf carts. I used to drive around with the beer coolers at Navy Relief Golf Tournaments. We used to see how far we could jump them :) LOL

tsarinaamanda - you may be able to get your medical insurance to pay for it. While they are fun, they can cause all kindsa back, neck, and shoulder problems. Check into it. A friend of mine did and got her reduction. Perky bitch now after 3 kids....grrrrrrr! LOL

If you really get into the classic Satanism it isnt sacrifice, etc. It is really animistic in that they wont put up with weakness. They are extremely protective of their children. Just really interesting.

I have to commend you on reading up on it. But then again, of course you have a brain, your on here, huh? LOL

You may know a Witch or 2 and not know it. Alot of us are still in the "Broom closet" due to all the bad info and fucktards (I so LOVE that word!) who propagate it.

Fa - funny you should mention Olaf...I am a descendant of King Olaf Tryggvasson. Bow bitch! LOL

My grandfather's mother was Sicilian and father was Italian. Well, let me tell ya, family reunions were pretty tense.

He married my 100% Irish grandmother. Oh do I miss that woman! Firey red hair and temper to match.

hahahahahaha, victoria who? no one knows who this girl is in the UK, apart from, obviously she has mistakenly been washing in tropicana. and she is a slut. This has, made my day. FACT.

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

THIS IS GREAT! Okay.. let me get this straight...
1. You live in San Bernardino (that's pathetic enough)
2. You are raising a child in the ghetto slum of So. Cal.
AND
3. You have tiny bozangas???

HA HA HA HA HA

Pagan-

Yeah, I read the Satanic Bible (by Anton LaVey, I think that's what it was called) and I liked it's "Me first" motto. I am also working my way through Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft. I am ALWAYS reading, it is my favorite thing to do. Lovecraft's books are also really good, if you haven't read any, go get them.

And you stole my stalking thing because I already said YOU are stalking ME! You are, after all, a card carrying member of C.O.O.B. and yo know what that is, idiot.

Go back to the ghetto... oh wait, you never left.

I don't think I'd tell her to fuck off if she was going down on me....

Ya know, R'lyeh is really nice this time of year....

114: Reminds me of a great t-shirt I saw once

"Stop pulling my ears, I know what I'm doing!"

Although technically, it should probably go on a hat.

Oh, and BTW, what the hell is wrong with being a slut???

How are her boobies not falling out???

114 I bet she's the selfish type (like me). She would make YOU lick a lot.

Suck alot, Cruising... SUCK.....

email me you deliciously cunty bitch

krisdylee@hotmail.com

Tsarina - the 2 things ALL Pagans have in common: 1. we are voracious readers - we read TONS. 2. we are techie geeks. OK there is a 3rd - SEX!! LOL

Raymond Buckland is a good read. Scott Cunningham has some good books out, too. You should get "Drawing Down the Moon". That really goes through the history of The Craeft.

Wicca as a religion in itself is fairly new. We try to recreate as close as possible nature worship from ancient times. This information was gathered from archeological digs, etc. Some of it was filled in from ceremonial magicians such as Alistair Crowley. One of the reasons we get a bad rap is because of him. If you do some research you will find he was pretty flippin amazing.

If you have any questions, just let me know. witchvox.com is a great site. It is where most of us go. Wren's nest on that site is where news relating to Paganism, nature, politics, etc is posted. If you read the comments you will find that we are an extemely diverse group, just like any other religions.

I really REALLY wish I could turn people into toads...that would so flippin ROCK!!

MOTORBOAT!!!! I'm a motorboating son of a bitch.

krisdylee

LOL on the hotmail account...girl it should be "scortchinghotmail" from some of your posts.

I am holding up my Smirnoff Twisted 5 mandarin orange to you

BoredBlonde

LOL I was just thinking that!

Gotta have them "write" the ABCs...oh yeah, if they miss one...they have to keep "writing it"

Hmm... I don't have a myspace account... this will have to do...

It's good to know the ethnic backgrounds of everyone here. You know, in case I need to start with ethnic slurs. Or I could just go with "dick-faced nigger" -- it's the "Charlie Sheen" insult for white women" if you haven't been on thesmokinggun.com. I think it covers all races.

And Tranny, Colorado is the bastard child of Montana and Wyoming. There, I said it.

120 Lick, suck and finger fuck.

Sing it together now.. Lick, suck and finger fuck...

once again

Somehow, I have missed Feed_Me's pic. Please re-post that. And anyone else who's ever shown their face (or bottom) on this thread, please put it up again.

That way, when I'm having a tea party with my imaginary friends, I'll have proper faces to put with the names.

P.S. By "tea," I mean "vodka-straight-from-the-bottle."

Yo LAME bananas OR WILLOW ...when I said no bananas...I meant you. Crazy mulitple personality fucker. We're not friends.

Sweetcheeks

Hon, you just caused a HUGE mess on alot of monitors and keyboards.

www.myspace.com/therealpaganqueen

126: erm, my ethnic slurs: Kraut (see also hun, heine, jerry, buckethead), bog-hopper (see also mick, taig, croppy, paddy), jock, big dumb swede, cheeseroller, and wop (see also dago). Have fun.

sweetcheeks...nice link, you're a hottie. May I come to the party? I'm Italian 50% and the rest of me is Irish and German.

Cruisin

I just kicked whimpy-willow's pimply ass on the Hilary Swank thread...I see you have made him cry harder. Nice going :)

131: Concur. Yowza!

Pagan Queen -- what did you do in the Navy? I'm here at NAS Jax.

134 The best part is that the email "it" sent went directly to the junk folder...it was as if MSN knew.

Fa

Oh please DONT do that - I am really tipsy and would LOVE to add a bunch of slurs, but I already made whimpy willow cry - dont wanna hurt anymore feelings ya know. All that karma may come and run over me as whimpy was saying earlier.

Good thing I got my blackhawk out and I got the site dot in the middle of someone's pimply forehead. Go ahead, make my day!

LOL - oh shit, it is probably a 14 year old kid. I just hope it is a middle age gay guy that hasnt realized it is OK to touch himself.

sweetcheeks

Was a CTO. Now I guess they are CTNs. I was stationed at Corry Station for A and C school. That was in the 80s when the drinking age was 18. If I could live just 1 more night back then!

I died my hair blonde, had the Flock of Seagull's lead singer's hairstyle...was a total "New Ager". I got pictures. Guaranteed to result in severe bouts of uncontrollable hillarity!

Fa - dont say it, just dont fucking say it!

email me too, Pagan, you hot fucking bitch...

*whistles innocently*

130: The voices in her head say you are, though.

Pagan: I remember having parachute pants and a Swiss Army shirt. Perhaps not the wisest fashion choice - although it was fairly comfortable as I recall.

Thank you all.

EVERYONE is invited to the party. It's usually a six or seven hour "tea" that concludes with me falling down the front stairs, making out with CruisingforCock, accidently drinking bong water, calling krisdylee a big slutty slut and then making out with her, crying, then punching HWMNBN in the balls for showing up, and then telling everyone to get the fuck out of my house because I'm not that kind of girl.

Then I usually throw up and Fa Cube Itches steals my DVD player and takes a picture of me passed out under the toilet.

Gwen Stefani had her baby today!
Yay!

TLTC

Here goes...

http://ca.360.yahoo.com/my_profile.html

Hope I did this right...

sweetcheeks, when we make out, i cry too, with joy....

I tend to smoke too much at your parties and eating all the chips and frosting in the can...

#122-- other cool things about Wicca and Paganism: Sex Magick. ;)

Man, them's some ugly boobies. Are we supposed to know who this woman is? Is she really a woman or a tranny? If you click on her photo those boobs look like they're going to sprout hair any moment.

Sweetcheeks, email me anytime

Fa Cube - email me and I'll send you naughty pics

I forgot -- when Pagan Queen shows up at the party, it's usually in time to draw a couple of pentagrams on my face with a permanent marker while I'm unconscious on the bathroom floor.

My husband is an AE2. I love me some sailors!!! (Well, one in particular).

Krisdylee, it didn't work! Try again... this time, make sure the picture has some boobies.

144: I have quite a collection of both now. The ransom checks are coming soon, yes?

Fa

Babe, the gig is up, we KNOW that there isnt anything innocent about you **evil grin**

Krisdylee

I am not bi, never tried women, love the cock too much. But reading your post to me and seeing your picture makes me strangly tingly. I think I need a hug! sniff sniff

Sweetcheeks

You HAVE to be a sailor. That is every flippin party I ever went to in the Navy. Dont forget running and screamin from the base man-whore. You know the one...he is just slimy and the only way he can get laid is if the women are passed out.

Ari

Oh yeah, The Great Rite. I love being a Pagan. I love all the clothing optional functions, but let me tell ya, we need a law. It should be against the law to have an 80 year old man bend over in front of you to pick up a pretty rock. Things like that can scar a person for life!

Fa Cube -- If by "ransom checks" you mean "food stamps and second party out-of-state-paychecks," then yes, they're in the mail.

I'm a follower of Cubism. It's a sacred set of beliefs handed down lo, these many generations, that usually takes the form of a drinking contest. Also, much like Christianity, prostitutes are a key part of the more spiritual moments. However, unlike Christianity, the prostitutes rarely are called upon to discover missing corpses.

Sweetcheeks

On 152 you make it sound like it is a bad thing!

OK OK I will make it up to you by having some Pagan God help you with The Great Rite. And since you seem to be happily married, I know an AE2 that would love to help you erase that memory :)

If God/ess invented anything better than sex, he/she is keeping it to himself/herself.

155: Woo hoo!! No more Nissin Ramen Noodles for me! I'm movin' up to Maruchan!

#80, Fa Cube-- didn't we have a talk about my ... height- challenged-ness? Be nice, baby, be nice.

Fa

Baby, you need to switch to Paganism. We believe sex is the ultimate way to communicate with the divine.

And we know great sex is divine.

Bad sex is like posts from whimpy-willow/lamebananas...irritating and something you want to forget

Wait a minute - Cubism wouldnt happen to be a square shaped basket with a woman in it, hole in the bottom, spinning and being lowered, would it?

Crusing: Ok, look for the Pez.

#82--Tranny-- grab yourself some 501s. I can undo those with my teeth. Endurance is important.

I'm a bit retarded about kompooterz, what did I not do right?

#94, Fa Cube-- as soon as you said 6'8" (or 4'32", hehe) and Nordic ancestry, I had Vikings on the brain.

EVERY MAN that here that would like to get laid, please, PLEASE read #90. She's dead on.

Thank you, Pagan!

Ari: Not directed at you at all, my little water rocket. :) Only applied to males under 6'8" who repeatedly attempt to head butt my package.

Ari

I agree with the 501s. I am from Texas and we have a saying there "women go nuts over wrangler butts". Either or - I am looking at the whole, umh, shall we say "package"

Fa

Dang...now I am drunk and hungry and I want maruchan noodles.

Geez, I sure do miss pub crawling!! There was a great fish and chips place we used to hit in Scotland. Hell, about anything edible would do.

Think I ate dog in Puerto Rico once.

Krisdylee

Hey - were you serious about eating cougar (no - this isnt a pussy joke! LOL) My husband is a traditional bowhunter and shot one a few years ago in Montana. We ate it, it was like a great pork loin.

160: I'm told it originated in Olongapo, so it could well be!

Ari

Being thrown around by a 6'8" blonde stud like Fa .. dunno what the hell I was going to say..imagination running away with me again. I need to stop reading those damned romance novels! LOL

Pagan, yeah I ate cougar, went to a game banquet and ate a lot of strange meat.. ha, sounds like my grad night....

ok, all you fuckers, email me at above metnioned address, send me naught pix... Cruising, for some reason, I couldn't open your attachment... although i'd open you with my tongue....

i'v obvously dran k too much.

Fa

Oh I have the greatest story EVER!! I was at Corry station and was playing guard at the rear gate by the PX. I had to stand there with this idiot telling me about his "wife" in Olongapo, how he is sending his money to her, waiting for her Visa, bleh bleh bleh

A couple hours later this guy goes rabid on a car screaming "that's my wife". Come to find out, his virgin "wife" was already married to a Lt. Seems that she flew to Pensacola to be with him and didnt realize the sorry turd she was scammin had been sent there.

Oh dang - watching that was sheer poetry in motion. The MAAs had a hell of a time pulling the guys off each other - then they had to protect the woman. I just wish video cameras were as common then as now. That one would have been number one for years to come!

#160-- I firmly believe multiple orgasms are concrete proof that God is female... OK?

Pagan-- I'm from Texas too. Born in a military hospital in San Antonio, then lived in and around Ft. Worth til I was 14, then to So. Cal. Now I'm back in Fort Worth.

I like the Wrangler butts, but the button-fly jeans are just too..mouth watering.

173: Yikes. Too bad, sounds like they were well on their way to being husbands-in-law.

Probably a Springer episode in there somewhere. Actually even he might have too much class for that! :)

Ari

We had to have something to make up for PMS and childbirth. LOL

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting experiment. Pugs do NOT like Smirnoff mandarin orange, but they do like cheez-its.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm another interesting fact, PaganQueen loves smirnoff mandarin orange and loves cheez-its.

Whoever thinks cheetos can call themselves a fucktard! LOL

Damn! My wife just slapped the shit out of me for staring at those cans. But it was worth it. Good evening, all.

Grobpilot

That could be a good thing she slapped you - she may want to show you just how good you have it at home. Now I ask you, is that so bad?

Go love your woman and show her she is the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Star at cans on your own time!

*stare* yeesh one would think I was a bit tipsy now, wouldnt one?

hiccup

PMS can be dealt with with chocolate and alcohol.

Childbirth..heh, I asked for an epidural before I even went into labor the second time. The first round through labor caught me off guard, I didn't know what to expect, but the second and third? Nope, hook me up curb-side.

Now all the natural childbirth nazis will be all over my ass.

Does it help that I breastfed them all? (Since nobody seems to be squeamish about that particular topic.)

178 Slap her back. That is how the hot sex starts. Then come back and tell us how it was. Details, please.

If anybody's interested, my email is ArianrhodGryWolf@aol.com

I'm pretty sure at least Pagan Queen will understand that email addy.

Gwen did have boy...Kingston James McGregor Rossdale

That name is positively normal for a celebrity baby.

Ari

3? You are wonder-flippin woman. I have 1. Over 24 hours hard labor (gotta love military hospitals) epidural ran out over an hour before pushing - pushed for 2 hours. After it was over I was told she was stuck and maybe they shoulda done an c-section about 20 flippin hours earlier. Hmmmmmm why do I have only 1 child? LOL

Well, the natural childbirth nazis can knock their unshaven socks off and just go crazy with the natural birth. We have drugs, drugs are good, drugs help your husband live through labor.

Cruisin

Oh yeah, some of that grudgefucking. Then after they can have makeup sex.

I'm appreciative that you all seem to have my evening planned out for me. Now, if I can just stay out of jail after taking your advice, I'll let you know how it went.

I broke my ex-husband's thumb during my first labor, lol. He was trying to talk me out of the drugs. He decided perhaps I needed them after that.

I love it how the nurses come in and ask you "How is your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the worst?"

Me: I'll rip you apart where you stand, bitch.
Nurse: I'll put you at a ten.
Me: you do that.

And the nurse magically reappears with the anesthesiologist...

Wow, the first reference to slap-fucking that I've seen here. Somehow that's vaguely shocking - not the subject matter, that it hasn't been raised before.

I feel cheated. No one announced the birth of my child on TV or radio.

And here I thought I was "something of a big deal" LOL

Hopefully they are happy and healthy. Wow - I even like the name. Beats Apple, Rumor, Scout, Talula Belle, Bluebell Madonna, and all the other names that just cry "kick my ass" louder than wearing geranimals!

I find that it's always best to drink very heavily before sex...if I can't make the earth move, I can at least make the room spin!

Grobpilot

LOL - if you do it right she will be all over you. Do it wrong...well, I am sure that a nice man named Bubbah in the same cell will be all over you. Hey, we like to see married guys get it good from their wives..it is the way it should be.

Fa

LOL Flashbacks of the PI?

#173 - Pagan Queen, I love you bitch but I am a peace lovin' psuedo hippy, quietly hiding the sarcastic-cunty side from other pseudo-hippy chick friends, and this is all I understood about your post:

"bla blah lba blah idiot telling me blah blah lahahahb;avhbg;la navy army us stuff i don't understand bla bla blha years to come."

We are from such different lives and upbringings... WOW....

ps. I just smoked a fat one... don't tell anyone, okay?

Fa Cube- actually, I think we were talking about 'angry sex' maybe a week or so ago.

I can almost guarantee drinking heavily doesn't improve sex. Paying attention to your partner improves sex. If you do something, and your partner gasps and squirms a bit.. do it some more...

Who's freaked out that I have three kids?

Don't feel bad. It freaks me out some days too.

Pagan: Why no, none at all, why do you ask? *looks around shiftily*

It's good to find like-minded individuals who think the same about celebrities as I do. A constant source of entertainment for all of us even if they're not performing on stage or in front of a camera

Fa

Oh damn, baby I have seen the room spin, but I dont remember meeting you!! LOL

oh man, I only got drunk like that 1 time. I partied with Jose Cuervo and the Captain. Those bastards dont play fair. I had a good boyfriend then...he took care of me. Never did anything like that again!

Just checked you out Cruising, and just came in my panties.

What the hell am I talking about? Shit, I must be tired.

Ari: oh yeah, angry sex I've seen discussed. Slap-fucking however, not here until tonight.

3 kids?? *gasp* You mean you've had sex THREE times!?!?!?! Wow! 8D

Pagan, I got drunk like that every Saturday night of my life for 15 years straight.....

good times, guys... good times.

Jesus saves.

yes, Fa, just three times. ONLY three times. And only because I wanted kids.

The second one, for instance, had nothing to do with being entirely too caught up in the moment to stop and find a condom. Nor did I threaten my hubby with extreme bodily harm if he made me climb off him.

No. Sex is purely for procreation.

Seriously. I'm a prude, can't you tell?

Where'd my halo go?

202: But Gretzky scores on the rebound!!!! Oilers win!!! Oilers win!!!!

told you boys. must hurt real bad to be good. pull the hair, smack the ass. yeah..leave marks.

Krisdylee, told you I was hot....think of me when you fuck that hubby tonight.

report back, details please.

#202, yeah, yeah. Jesus saves. Got it.

Whereas MY religion states that (Pagan Queen, back me up here):

"All acts of love and pleasure are my ritual."

Ari: Your halo? Um, your twirling it around your finger.

Krisdylee

You sexy, deliciously cunty bitch. OK, let me break it down for you.

Dumpy Navy nerd goes to the Phillipines and meets hooker. Hooker convinces him she is "virgin" and they get "married". Said nerd goes back to states and sends his paycheck back to Phillipines for his "virginal wife".

Dumpy nerd and myself are playing gate guard, making sure only with military IDs can come onto the military installation. Dumpy nerd making my life hell talking about "virginal wife". I am thinking the whole time this guy is getting fucked without the contact.

Car comes up carrying officer and dumpy nerd's "virgin wife". Seems that she was married to the officer the whole time and would whore when he wasnt there. Had dumpy nerd believing they were married to get his paycheck.

So, dumpy nerd + whore + real husband = bad juju and a situation so damned funny I nearly pissed myself!

Hahaha, I said that to one of my friends once, and she told me I probably lost it when I was using it as a cock ring...

er..."you're"

Edna, tonight, when I am engaging in the sexual intercourse with my husband, I will be imagining going down on Cruisin's hot southern smile, and thus having a very intese orgasm, while my husband thrusts his

Sorry, 209 was in response to 207. I figured they'd be posted together.

um, am I going over a line here guys?

What line? There's no fuckin' line.

Feel free to continue on.

If I just made a comment on using a halo as a cock ring, I don't think you're over any line at all...

Carry on.

that is some funny shit Pagan. I drove forklift for awhile.

Seeing as someone once posted a link to a girl shitting into her own mouth in the comments section, I'd vote "no".

never 213...there is no line

favorite CD in the stereo, and we sit and listen to some great tunes, and rub eachother off.

Fa

On 207 she is twirling a cock ring :)

Cruisin

you need to post the link to your pix so we can see ya

Krisdylee

As long as you get laid along with that drunk, now your talkin

Edna

Oh yeah, now I have you in my sites. Wanna party with PaganQueen, bitch? I can give you the ultimate redemption for your many sins.

I know Jesus saves, he has an account at my bank and I saw him there puttin money in his account.

I save, but do people let everyone know. Hell no.

Life isnt fair! I want people to know I save, too.

Dammit, Ari - the Fundie hurt my feelings! I like our God better. I like it when they say "God fearing". Yeesh, if you have to fear your God, you need to find a new one. I walk hand in hand in peace and love with mine.

Krisdylee: You too? Drove a fork and a cherry picker for a couple of summers. Had that job in the morning, then worked at a bar and grill late at night. Needless to say, there were a number of gouges in the walls where I had fallen asleep and driven into them after closing the bar a few hours earlier.

yep, for a coal mine warehouse. Loaded trucks all day. Wicked money, drank most of it away.

Like I said, guys, good times.

These posts make me weep. Please LORD give all the shameful posters on TheSuperficial the strength to confront their demons head-on instead of posting these disgusting comments for all to see.

pagan, email me and i'll be happy to send you a picture. I'm no Zanna but you can get this lap dance here for free.

I hope Zanna emails me. Nerdy strippers are fucking awesome.

219 - Speaking of Fundies: anyone else remember "Fundies 'the underwear made for two'"?

Before I hit my mat for my yoga practice, (ha, the irony IS funny...)Just wanted to mention I think BigJim and Papa and Feed_Me are gonna be pissed they missed this thread.

Shit - just when I think I am being originally whitty with cock ring someone already posts it.

Kris

That is cool driving a forklift. I drove a golf cart. That count as cool. Hey, let me add a cooler full of beer was on it. How ya like me now?

Fa

on post 216...why the hell do people make something great like sex into something sick and twisted. ewwwwwwwwwww All I can say is we need some chlorine in the gene pool.

I dont think there is a line here - but I am thinking we may make a tiny one with that picture. Thinking of that is ruining this great buzz I have and I havent had a buzz in months! Shit, now I am whiney! LOL

Edna, YOU are our demon...

222 Edna, I'm going to thrust the demons head on into my vagina and think of you.

I plan on going drinking with my demons in about an hour. Nelchael and Asteroth are wicked awesome to do Irish Car Bombs with, yo!

I fear no God, Jesus would hate what you've done in his name, so toddle off to play with the other psycho-fundies, Edna.

holy fuck, we rule!!!

Cruising, you named your dildo after a demon?

Pagan: I don't quite know. Stuff like that is *really* disturbing.

On a more humorous note: a girl in my apartment complex has now officially slept with three of my neighbors (not at once). I propose the she forever after be known as "Secretariat". What says the panel?

I never saw any underwear for two, but I've seen showers built for two.

Fa Cube, meet me in one. I wanna ride me a Viking...

Edna

God sent me to you. I am your demon, bitch.

Dang- I am laughing too hard to try to be evil in my posts. This is just too funny!

You take the fun outta fundamentalism. You forget, we saw your picture.

You should be begging God forgiveness for ruining his temple by overeating and being lazy.

Fa

I have been bad...think I need a spanking? LOL

Cruisin

Not bi - but I can appreciate a beautiful woman. Love the cock too much :)

Krisdylee

Wasnt it just today that boredblonde said that there were only lamers posting at night. Well nyah...that will teach ya!

BigJim, Papa, and Feed Me are all funny.

Hmmmmmmmmm hope your husband likes the "Sun Salutation" you are going to be doing :)

They say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Fortunately, us Vikings are known for our "longships".

Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah *tear*

We used to call the sluts in the Navy the Navy Relief Society.

She will learn the hard way 2 important things....dont sleep with anyone in your apartment building or at work.

Both will bite ya, and not that great bite on the back of the neck while being ridden from behind, with hair pulled and a slap on the ass at the right moment.

Get that Edna.

Fa

Testify and swing that mighty sword!!!!

Fa

Hmmmmmmmmm longships and the little woman in the canoe. Such a nautical theme! Lets not mention the seamen! LOL

235 I'm with ya. Which is why I am cruising for COCKS. Peace.

Do Vikings and cowgirls go together?

Pagan Queen's remark about the hair pulling reminded me of the 'hair could be used as reins' comment from the other night.

Pagan: well, I guess the longship could send over a boarding party....

Ari

As long as it is an alpha male does it matter :)

He can be anybody when you close your eyes!
meowwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrr

Ari: indeed they do. Vikings were pretty good horsemen. Love the hair reins! Hya! Git on up!

Fa

Damned invaders!! LOL

Fa, my best friend from high school once told me I was an 'alpha female'.

I think I told her she watched too much National Geographic channel, hehe.

Her explanation (which I won't go into here, because it'd take all day) actually had some merit, I think.

Ari

I meant it doesnt matter. Yeesh, who the hell got my keyboard tipsy?

I guess Fa answered your question nicely, huh? I know it did it for me! LOL

Ari: well, wolves have alpha females to go with the alpha males...makes sense to me. :)

Dammit, that was Pagan with the alpha male comment. I think I'm getting cross-eyed, because there's no way in hell I could be tipsy from my half a chick-beer.

Ari

Alpha means you take charge, not whimpy...strong personality. Not pushy or bossy.

Not everyone is alpha and that is good. I happen to be, so I needed to make sure I found someone that was my equal that I couldnt walk on and I found him. Doesnt mean you have to be bossy, etc, just strong.

Where is Dr Rokter when ya need him? I am sure the good Dr could give us all the lowdown! LOL

Pagan: ever have your marine put his 'high and tight' to proper use? Done right, it can really make the ladies squeal.

Only asking 'cause I've gotta get re-buzzed tomorrow. Had an ex who *really* liked those days.

Yeah, it's just not often that humans are referred to as 'alpha.'

Looking back on it, I can see that she was right. Somehow, my best (male) friend and I wound up being the people that the rest of our friends came to when they needed something.

That male friend also threw another guy halfway across the quad when he tried to hug me one day, so...I guess there just might have been some feelings of possessiveness there.

We had a nice 'friends with benefits' relationship for a while after I split with my ex-hub.

Please explain #251. This sounds interesting.

Fa

Oh yeah, wow!! That about says it all!!

Fa

Yeah, explain to Ari ;P

Well, the 'high and tight' is a very short haircut, right? So it's basically soft, but just a little bit sharp. Rubbed on the breasts....

(I've also heard from Ranger buddies about brushing the boatman, but that seems somewhat more complicated - not sure if I actually believe it.)

Oh, good lord. Yes, please get quiet now.

Fa

Believe your Ranger buddies.

Ari

Oh yeah, it is THAT good!!

Ah, thought it was something like that.

As for the boatman... a proper length beard works too. Works very well...

Pagan: it just seems like it would end up being "headbutt the boatman". Comical, but hardly erotic. Oh well, just have to practice, I guess.

Ari: Yeah, beard is a bit easier to control.

Ari

My husband has a goatee AND a high and tight.

And you were wondering why I had such a great imagination? heh heh heh

Fa

Practice makes perfect, just dont be drunk and headbutt the little guy, but then again laugher can make sex great, too. When you think of sex, it is pretty funny with the act, sounds, faces, etc.

Fa, you're not helping me get over the urge to tackle you, you know.

Geez, now this has got me thinking...

Bailey's Irish Cream - it's not just a drink, it's a toy!

Heh.

Several of my ex's have had goatees, and my friends-with-benefits buddy had long hair that I used to dig my fingers into. That was nice to help direct the action.

Ari: I suppose I shouldn't mention the reindeer rug I got in Finland then, huh? Nevermind about that.

No, please don't mention it. Just like I won't mention the silk sheets I have stashed away for a special occasion.

Hmmmm....silk sheets on reindeer fur. Sounds soft and slippery. Could be onto something there

And sand nowhere near any of it.

True, but no fish either. So no kink!

Well, time for me to crash. Need to get my beauty sleep.

Uh, yall dont let the bedbugs bite, unless they are cute, and pulling your hair from behind! LOL

Trust me, you don't need nibbling fish to be kinky.

I'll nibble on ya, if you want...

Night :)

Night, Witchy Woman!

Fair enough...

Now... to start at the top or the bottom...

Decisions, decisions....

dude sweetcheeks how fucking tall are you? in that picture you look like you're reaching 7 feet.

you have a nice ass and all, but the rest of your body looks like a MAN.

cute petite women = way hotter than giant butch chicks.

Oh huzzah! Group meeting finally ended. Now weekend can begin after 15 hour day. Ahwooooooo.

Starting in the middle is out. Might miss a lot of good stuff if you take the shortcut.

.... Group meeting?...

'Night Ari - I'll shoot you an e-mail this weekend. :)

Yeah, still at the office. :(

Argh! It's Friday night and I want to go dancing. Hmm... nope. I'd rather go to the beach.

Not a lot of beaches in North Texas. *sigh*

night, babe!

Vikings and cowgirls...should make for interesting dreams tonight.

Yours or mine?

Ari: Just get a sun lamp, a beach towel, a bucket of Corona and some Buffet cds. After enough beer, it might kinda seem like the beach....

6 of one, half-a-dozen of the other. :)

Real DD boobs on ANY circumference chest will, when unleashed from restraints, crash downwards to the waist (and below), hanging like an orange hung inside the foot of a pair of pantyhose. Unless they're fake. And then they sit up like weird robot balls and look hard and gross. Either way, I'm not sure DD is "good." Nature is ugly, and science is worse.

Still, men want to motorboat them.

I've never heard of her till today, and with my extensive porn collection you'd think......HeHe

Could you boring, witless cunts take your drivel to email. You're killin' this place.

Holy fucking fuck....

At least when Edna went off-topic she became a unifying force but....

Get each other emails or some type of online messenger and IM those off-topic comments to each other !

Satyricon

Slut or not, she's hot. ;)

Well somebody had fun last night. Having just finished reading this thread I feel flushed a little winded and more than a little sticky.

Now, where did I put my viking costume.....hmmm

Wow, would you just look at the size of those things? They are just right there. In front of you. And the look so pumped up you just have to know that she's had work done on them. Her lips, that is.

#294 -- you left it on the roof of my house, you drunken bastard.

Um, I never found the horns...

@296..sooooo that's where I left it, sorry but the alcohol just makes me really get into character I was afraid I'd gone pillaging.....

...again.

WHO THE "F" IS Victoria Silvsetd and why is she wearing my dress?!!

I can't tell where her nipple ends and the stretch marks begin.

Sweetcheeks you witty vixen

Pete, you had me at "hello." You remember -- "Hello-you-dirty-slut-spank-your-own-bottom-and-act-like-you-like-it."

Good times. :)

P.S. I have the car.

P.P.S. Victoria Silvstedt = Meg Ryan, had she ventured into adult film. The hair, the lips, the poor taste in clothes...

http://media.putfile.com/Dave-Chappelle---R-kelly---Pee-On-You-Vi
I have something special for you Edna.

Sweetcheeks--Victoria Silvstedt would probably welcome 6 Portugese sailors.

ps--don't count on an early secure. Murphy's law in full effect.

Grope for Luna and Satyricon... fuck off, it was a fun Friday night. If you don't like it, step away from the computer and shove your head up your ass.

Yes, I am a little pissed that I missed all the action on this thread last night, but I had a couple of episodes of Lost to watch, so the wife and I did that. Then she got all hot and bothered because of Sayid, so I had to give here a mercy fuck even though I was on beer #6.

I pounded away for what seemed like forever until I could finally get my rocks off. She came four times and I only did once. How fair is that?

Since we're sharing emails. Send all hot, slutty, naked-type pictures to therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca

Make sure you get the ".ca" part. We canucks can't use dotcom's too much or the government will revoke my seal hunting license.

Wow I came on and instantly began to wonder how this thread was so long after its about someone none of us really know or care about. But after reading BigJim's last post I'm figuring there was a big fight. Was it another troll? Did we crush him/her. Damn I missed all the fun and I'm too lazy to read all the posts can someone catch me up?

Okay, here I am....sorry for the late post, I was out last night!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/100_0634.jpg

304

No kidding, when I left yesterday it was like at, I don't know, under a 100 posts, now it's at 306.

You can also find me at the myspace account I've linked here. No trolls allowed.

The sad thing is that this chick probably thinks those plastic monstrosities are her greatest asset and spent ages trying to find a dress where she could flaunt her assets most. *sigh*

The boob size conversation on this thread has been an interesting read. I have to concur with the ladies, who say big boobs aren't that great when it's you who has to carry them around. I wonder if silicone, saline or whatever implants weigh as much as the real stuff. From personal experience I know that going down five cup sizes meant having roughly two pounds of the "real stuff" surgically removed from each boob. If silicone weighs the same, the ladies with gigantic implants are in for a real treat. Come to think of it, if someone wants huge implants that look fake from a mile away, why don't they just fill them up with helium?

By the way, it's nice to see all the bonding here in the comments section. :) You guys are so much nicer when you want to make love to each other instead of fighting like cats and dogs.

Uhmm, okay, the dress may be a LITTLE small for her, just a tad...I probably would have preferred a casual nip slip...the boobs look like they're gonna explode or something...

@ #65 - yeah my job at PB is pretty awesome most of the time. post your e-mail address & I will contact you about the free mags.

@ #289 - I don't know whose double D breasts you based that description on but I can assure you that my double D twins are quite lovely, very real and when I remove my bra they definitely hang but surely not near or past my waist. They are "GOOD" in every sense of the word.

@ #293 - as I mentioned in post #57 - she is hot....a hot ass mess! raise your standards, please. ;0}

Victoria is very known in Sweden.
I think she's gorgeous, in her very special way ...

Feed Me, you are a delicious piece of Italian candy, no? What a great picture!

Here is a link to the formerly blonde sweetcheeks... as you can see, I'm 7'5", and a man. Ohboy was right on the fucking money.

Victoria Silvstedt has "sinus eyes," kinda like Meryl Streep's. Without the false eyelashes, she'd look like she had a wicked case of conjunctivitis. I imagine if they discover a way to surgically implant whiter, rounder, FIRMER eyeballs into a human face, she'd be the first to sign up.

NOW IT'S ALL COMING CLEAR! feed_me_chocolate...

http://myspace-441.vo.llnwd.net/00755/14/40/755870441_m.jpg

NOT I get why you live in SAn Bernardino and NOW I get why you've been married since 20. Let me guess... you gave up college? Wait... did you even graduate high school? Something tells me the kid is over 5 years old.

It all makes sence now! And I hope you know what I mean, lol.

#311... YOU'RE talking about false eyelashes? Nerve.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=31498597

It's "sense," not "sence" you stupid fucktard.

Oh, dear, Feed_Me, looks like you have your very own stalker.

Now, to be afraid or amused? Hmmm...

And Lame-fuck, it's SENSE, not sence. I could almost see confusing scents, since and sense, but SENCE isn't even a word. Way to talk shit about someone's education, bitch.

Whoops, sweetcheeks and I posted at the same time.

So, I'm typing and I spelled it wrong because I type too quickly? At lest I don't disgrace myself on the internet like you idiots. That language is hardly lady like and it proves you are nothing but trash.

And everyone knows that I have everyone stalking me, obsessing over me, reading EVERYTHING I say. It's called C.O.O.B. (Club of Obsessors over Bananas) And YOU now belong. You reply, you upgrade membership.

Ari, we must ban together and unify our hatred. Or fucking tell on it and get it banned already. Christ.

How can you hate someone you don't know? You must be pretty screwed up to carry that kind of hatred for a stranger.

Wow, so latent ethic slurs and Pink's song lyrics are "lady-like?" Fuckin' A. I think I'll go join the Daughters of the Confederacy.

321-- YOU hate someone you don't know, so how are you NOT a hypocrite?

Did anyone here see The Davinci Code? I haven't' seen it and want to know if it's good...

I don't hate anyone. Hate is an aweful word taht is also very strong. And...

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.... -Booker T. Washington

324

The movie is long boring and I can't believe after all your shit you want us to be nice.

Ari and Sweet I am all for combining our hatred. I'll bring the torches you bring the pitchforks.

latent ethic slurs?? How so?

And... P.S. I'm not a girl, so I'm not too worried about being lady-like. lol. Assumptions.

"I can't believe that," said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said, in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said. "One can't believe impossible things."
"I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

My best friend saw it and said the art was amazing in it and all the clues were very educationally stimulating. Probably why you didn't like it. Okay, I have to go everyone! bye bye! I don't want to be banned over throwing childish quips at eachother, so just go on and continue... but just know you'll be talking to yourselves. But, that's really no difference because I never care anyway.

"Aweful?" Fucking public schools today. They should make you repeat eighth grade there, Booker.

That's all you have? Correcting my type-o's? If that's it then you're not worth it! You're a child who has no basis on what you argue! I know, with proof, for instance that you.

a.) Are obsessed with me.
b.) Are trash.
c.) Have a lot of hate in your heart, probably more hate than love.
d.) Have a lot of spare time to think of hateful things about a person you don't know.
e.) Don't present a very valid argument.

Go back to the 8th grade where you learn how to act in a society.

Now seriously everyone I really have to go!!! Mountains... here I come!

sweetcheeks--
I think she was just looking for some vague excuse to use some quotes she dug up while looking for gay midget porn.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Cullen Hightower

Okay, yeah, Ive been reading this... not all 350, obviously, but you people need to grow up and get on topic, here.

Fucking leave already!!!

And #331...

Why are you being stupid?

I saw The Da Vinci Code yesterday.

I think the beginning of the movie is based on a Scooby-Doo screenplay. I was waiting for Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou to jump in the Mystery Machine ...

But the second half of the movie gets pretty good ... I haven't read the book.

You Can't Make Me Leave!!!! Why don't you??!?!? A HA HA HA

Wow, sweetcheeks... you are FULL of class.

It much be an aweful thing to be trash such as you.

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

“It is a mark of insincerity of purpose to spend one's time in looking for the sacred Emperor in the low-class tea shops”

"Lamebananas, I fucking hate you and wish you would die."

Mother Teresa, (1910-1997)

How is it that EVERY fucking chick on this website is so hot? I can't open the Cruisin link though.

Sweetcheeks How is it possible that your just don't constantly feel yourself up?

OMG guys did I miss something LOL!? Anyways I SO know what you mean. When I was pregnant my tits were like triple FFs LOL and my husband tried to grab them all the time so I just squirted milk in his face to keep him off me, you know, like a firehose pushing back unruly mobs! LOL! Now I just masturbate to lesbian fantasies with all the female posters on the superfish because, OMG, my tits are still super huge! Whatev!

shit, I meant *you*

By the way, I'm 72 but I look like I'm only 30. Isn't that WEIRD???

If you call pointy nose, weird lips and too much make-up hot... more power to 'ya.

And sweetcheeks...

"When you hate, the only person you hate is yourself, because most of the people you hate don't know, and the others DONT CARE"

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

That last one was just funny, but this one is for the haters who I' ignoring...

“You cannot hate other people without hating your self”

“Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.”

If you call pointy nose, weird lips and too much make-up hot... TrannyGranny... and also... prob. because there's nothing to feel up.

I would also like to notify the readers of the following obituary:
Fucktard, 2005-2006, departed us this day 5/27/2006 of complications involving overuse and hemorhagging of the brain caused by multiple puncture wounds from a stiletto heeled shoe. Fucktard will be sorely missed and is succeeded by wife Libtard and estranged cousin Pretard.

Whimper, forget the zen "peace is every step" crap. You need to learn "would you like fries with that?"

Lame, you linked a myspace page of an effeminate 16 year old, and you quote "Alice in Wonderland". Me thinks you ( and TC ) LTC, ...

I would also like to point out that Whipper_willow eats poop.

Osh, where have you been?

Tranny, I am currently myself up RIGHT NOW. While crying. In the fetal position.

I think it is absolutely hilarious that lambananas has to create another screen name, sign in and out, in order to give himself some support.

Lamebananas, you're 20, live with your parents, and are a walking contradiction. Go back to playing Total Battlefield 2. Don't pretend to know what real life is.

I suggest we go back to not speaking to it, since it's obviously getting off on our replies. It pretends that it's not a hateful person, but yet look at how it keeps on insulting me, pretending to know me, then says that other people are hateful, and acting like they know him.

P.S.
Copying and pasting other people's quotes does not an intelligent person make.

Interesting you mention that, Osh. I was having bowel cramps and using a public toilet the other day, and I just couldn't hear the poo hitting the water. I looked down, and much to my surprise, there was a bitter, banana colored transvestite eagerly slurping my runny diarhea as fast as my Jalepeno spewing ass could deposit it. It was nice enough to give me the full service tongue-bidet.

That should read "currently FEELING myself up." It's hard to type in the fetal position.

Sweetcheeks, that was an awesome Mother Teresa quote.

Sweetcheeks Hehe! you really should have warned the general public before that bikini post, however. Gave me O.A.P. syndrome. Over Active Penis. I had to go to my Oaps support group for a few hours this morning.

Feed me, your pic was pretty hot, also, love the mocha women

Tranny #357, You're a sick fuck, lol, and just killed my 'skinny-dipping in a mountain lake' visual... You suck. :P

Ari; Sweet! I didn't realize I had got .357, my favorite caliber. I can't stop laughing at your comment! Internally, I am ok now, and I got a great mountain lake by my cabin.

I've been fighting crime - Miami style.
Actually the dork-factor around here has reached a level that kind of turned me off, in the same way that quoting Ghandi on a celebrity gossip site turns me off. We're talking shriveled raisin vagina turned off.

Ha ha, Tranny, you are one sick puppy. But a funny one at that.

359 -- Thank you. Mother Teresa was both a gracious humanitarian and troll-basher. Also, I loved your MySpace.

Tranny -- my husband suffers from that very condition! It requires constant penis manipulation all hours of the day. He's looking into filing for disability so he can stay home and really commit to the physical therapy.

Is it now manditory to post a picture of yourself in a bikini around these parts, because I don't want to be held liable for thousands of divorces/ exploding testicles/ shattered/cum-drenched/melting computer moniters. The incurred costs could be in the millions.

Pagan Queen you rule and I want to hear the crux of the encounter with the nerd and the officer and whore wife.

Having said that I have nothing against whores. Except for when they mess up their perfectly good bodies with fake tits like girlfriend featured on top.

Now I want to drop some goodies on her face to distract from her mess below. She'd like that.

311 (Sweetcheeks) BTW, that's what my husband calls me.

No, I'm actually Mexican (predominantly), but I had a Mexican Indian great-grandmother, a half-Greek great great grandfather, and a half-French great great grandmother. I've been mistaken for more races than I can count on my fingers.

Thank you, Tranny, so where's your picture???

NOW I'm convinced that Lame-Ass and Whipped are the same person. They both recycle the same lame quotes because they are too stupid to come up with a memorable saying of their own, not counting, "You want fries with that?" (thanks Yoda). God, please get a fucking life, and just leave us alone. Nobody can stand you, how does it feel to know you have a group of people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire? What kind of social retard goes around picking fights on the freakin Internet??!? Please go hang yourself, your priveleges and rights as a member of the human race are hereby revoked. My dog's smelly diarrhea is more interesting and socially acceptable than you could ever be. GDI.

Well, Osh, since you're busy fighting crime, could I have your email address? I was think we could get matching friendship bracelets and a heart necklace that says "BFF" and share lockers and everything. I'm spankcheeks1979@yahoo.com.

Tranny, Feed_Me, Ari, Barbado Slim -- um, pretty much everybody here but the fucktard -- please write, too. My imaginary tea party is getting out of fucking control!

The trolls around here aren't even fun anymore... they never say anything new.

Tranny, I have a .357 and a .38. I'm seriously considering applying for a concealed carry permit.

Oh yeah, sweetcheeks, you are sure a hot little fox!

TRANNY - CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

Feed Me; I am computer crippled and don't know how to post a pic online. Send me an email, and I'll be happy to send a pic of my ugly mug. I posted it last night, but here it is again

www.theincredibletrannygranny@yahoo.com

Sorry about the lenghth, but some weirdo already took trannygranny and any different spellings I could think of. Seriously, what kind of sick bastard uses that name...oh, wait, never mind

Feed_Me -- that's what my husband calls me, too! That's why I chose that name. That, and my sweet bottom.

Ari-

Where do you live? I myself have a concealed carry permit here in VA, it was fairly easy to get. Definitely worth the little bit of hassle. Currently I don't have a gun, it goes with my husband to work every day. I am seriously thinking of getting a Ruger, they are freakin SWEET!

My husband calls me Your Highness, or sometimes Mistress May I, I guess because I, too, have a sweet bottom.

Cruising
Holy shit, are you the Italian chick on the left? Cause I am so gonna hump your leg!

Ari

Get the concealed, keeps you out of trouble if you have to use it. I love shooting, and chicks with guns are HOT.

tsar am

I have a Ruger 9mm, great gun, extremely accurate, Glock makes excellent semi's as well. But there is something about a smith and wesson revolver that just says "can penetrate an engine block at 100 yards"

372

tell lamebananas that if
he knows what is good for him
he best go run and hide
Daddy's got a new .45
And I won't think twice
to stick that barrel
straight down lamebanana's throat
Believe me when I say
that I got somethin' for his punk ass...

Yes, sir. I'm the one in the front with the Amstel doing my best Charlie Angel.

Hump away.

My husband also calls me "little-miss-thinks-she-knows-everything-stupid-cunt-whore-shut-up-and-do-the-fucking-dishes-before-I-punch-you-in-the-throat" because he loves me. Me, and tequila and cocaine.

Tranny - I love when you say penetrate

Sweetcheeks--You are hot! You have a real Madonna-Whore thing going being so foxy and a mom too. Your husband must be one lucky bastard.

Feed me:

Hey, was that you that just emailed me? I'll totally send the pic, I just want to make sure it isn't a troll

I'll whisper it in your ear in 4 languages any time you want

*cruisin*

Pete -- I can take care of the OAP problem TONIGHT.

where did her nipples go?

Also, Pete... I had your lovechild. I thought you should know. Any word on your ETA?

sweetcheeks
Just wanted to warn you, I sent out a pic...If you start trying to gouge out your eyes, don't say I didn't warn you!

Yes, tranny, that was me.

Feed Me....

your visual living hell will be in your mail in 2 minutes!

Aw, Tranny, it can't be that bad.

I really wanted to send a pic of my friends 10 year old girl, just for the freak out factor!

Sweetcheeks - check your email.

If you were a 10 year old girl, I would be very very afraid.

By the way, for the ladies (and maybe some guys too) I saw X-Men 3 last night, and Hugh Jackman was so freakin HOT! He and Dr. Jean Grey start getting hot n' heavy (unfortunately no further action, she goes psycho), but my temperature was rising fo' sho'. He does manage to get his shirt torn off near the end though. Apparently his real-life wife (lucky, lucky woman) likes him to wear his Wolverine costume to bed. *sigh* He could tear off my clothes with those claws any time.

Feed me

Yeah, considering the vulgarity I have brought forth, hearing that stuff come out of a cute little girls mouth would signal the beginning of the apocalypse. Imagine Dakota Fanning saying post 357. Seriously, try it, I have tears coming out of my eyes.

Cheeks-- It doesn't look good. Perhaps I can interest you in a late supper and some anal sex. MMMM? MMMM? MMMM?

sweetcheeks, check your myspace.

i dont know who she is nor have i heard of her. but she looks like a total slut. Her attire is so inapporpriate for this type of event. Or any other event. She's degrading herself and her race just because she wore this. And honestly its not even cute. her boobs are almost popping out. Its not wrong to show a little bit of cleavage but when your nipple is almost out of your dress then its just gross.

Hi you guys, hope everybody has been having a good time :)

399, Tranny... post 357 wasn't anything compared to some of the things you (and I and...several others) were posting yesterday.

feed_me_chocolate...

You live up to .... nevermind :) Bette kept to myself!

At least I know what's so funny, adn that's all that counts. You probably would't understand it, anyway... San Bernardino.

Tranny-

My brother in law has a Ruger 9mm, he really loves it. It's a pretty good gun, that's why I wanted one. I have looked at a couple of S&W's they also seem pretty nice, decisions, decisions!

Feed Me-

I saw X-Men 3 last night as well, I thought it was pretty good, I was slightly disappointed in the whole Phoenix?jean story, they totally needed to do the firebird, it would have made the move 100% better, but I still liked it. Kelsey Grammer as Beast was PERFECT, just awesome. Basically, I did like it even though I am a comic book nerd and I was expecting a little more....oh well.

want to tell you something...

You'll probably just reply to this by just swearing or using some immature thing to think you have a "one up" on me. But I don't think you do. I'm through trying to explain myself to people who "hate" about me and "obsess" over me.

If only you have REAL problems in the REAL world, you would not say such things and have such emotion online. You have no idea what I have to go through and fror you to put extra stress on me makes you a deplorable human. I don't know how you sleep at night.

So, in closing, I want you to just leave me alone. Just stop with the childish quips, one liners, and swearing to make yourself seam smarter. You are not smart. You are not original. You are not pretty. You are not nice.

You are only mean to me. So, stop being mean to me. I'm not biting.

So, stop threatening harm upon me. Stop wishing ill will on me. I would never do that to you, I only would wish a normal life upon you. And that is what makes me better. That is what makes me BANANAS.

Did that woman quote Ghandi up there...hahahahaha she, went nuculear...!!

Hey Tranny,
I'm sending you an email right now. I just got home, was at the beach today. I love your pic, just wish I could see your eyes.

The funniest people are those who judge you by what you have, where you live, and what kind of car you drive...I always find myself hoping they will one day see how hard it is in the "real world", and get what their stupid, judgemental asses deserve. Yeah, REALLY KEWL people ALL drive Hummers, live in Malibu, and buy $1,000 designer handbags, if you don't have that, then you're so obviously "white (or insert ethnic group here) trash" and low class. If you go around judging people by their possessions, you must be a sad, lonely pitiful creature. Well, enough preaching on shit that most adults know, back to the name calling and sex talk!!

Posted by Whipper_willow on May 27, 2006 04:43 PM:

"blah blah blah blah blah recycled quote blah blah blah ad nauseum"

STFU.

Ari; 404 I totally agree, I was more saying if me or any of us were a 10 year old girl how bad it would be. I used 357 because I could remember the number and I am way to lazy to search for something super-racy for dakota to say.

Tsar A; check into the s&w 7 shot .357 revolver, think it has an 8" barrel, I plugged a rabbit from over 140 feet away with one hand with that baby, the wieght keeps the kick down. they also make a very nice 4" barrel that may be more managable for women's hands, I got one when I was a kid.

prettier; checking email, I think I have one with the sunglasses off, I'll send it

408 B-slim....still the funniest pirate I know

Thanks Tranny but my piracy exploits will never compare to your wilderness experience battling the enemies of man such as gun-toting bears, renegade raccoons, killer salmon, etc...

In looking for a pic to post, I've realized and/or remembered several things:

1. I have kissed another girl. On my wedding day... ironic, no?

2. I look pretty at home on horseback

3. My friends-with-benefits guy was the best man at my wedding, and I was a member of the wedding party at BOTH of his weddings. We split with our significant others and wound up fucking like rabbits til I moved... which I also find kind of hilarious.

4. putting old pictures of the ex through the shredder is therapeutic.

#407, Whipper_willow, you are aware of the fact that reading these comments as well as posting comments here are both voluntary acts? If you wish to avoid "the extra stress" put on you by others, who post here, do yourself a favour and refrain from reading these comments and posting your own. This advice is in no way intended to offend you or anyone else for that matter.

All of you are so filled with hate and low-class. Trash trash trash.

I am not judging by what you own or what you drive, but rather, how you speak.

When you speak well, you command respect.

On another topic, Victoria Silvstedt is really pretty. Jsut not the right dress to wear to an aids event.

Barbado; Don't forget the man-eating squirrels. And you must remember your epic sacking of the Mustang Ranch back in December? Floated your warship (winebago) right up to the front door, waving your huge saber (penis) and and demanded all hands on deck (dick). I remember Bubbles was so frightened (grudge-fucked) by you that they changed her name to Tiny Bubbles (Bow-Legged Sally) Now that was some mighty fine piratin'. yo Ho HO, as you said at the time.

*giggles maniacally*

So I am to be shunned from posting because people cannot keep their low class trashy comments to themselves? I think not.

#420... that's not a stretch for you.

You all seam to have a comeback for what I say. How about trying to be nice for a change? Or is that a talent none of you possess? Do you not know how to be nice?

Fuck Ari, you got 420!!!!! *pulls massive bong hit in celebration* cough, cough, riiite oooonnn gurl, riiiiit oooon.

You don't get what I'm saying about the language and being respectful at all, do you. You don't UNDERSTAND that it makes you appear ignorant and low-class, does it?

Didn't think so.

It's not bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

And the worst part is... you think you're funny.

Ari 415 I tried to put my ex thru a shredder, but a nice man in a uniform explained that was socially unacceptable and frowned upon by the state.

Tranny--I tried to push my ex out of a moving truck. Also apparently unacceptable.

426 Whipper, please take your meds.

#423, Whipper_willow, please go to this site:

http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/

It's a very nice place full of very nice things to see and to do. I'm sure you'll feel right at home there.

Whipper @ 407

I'll tell you what, "makes you BANANAS", Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and the heady mixture of Ajax and cat urine that your mother was 'huffing' when she was pregnant with you. The only reason I know this fact is that it was my cat Fluffy Von Meow Meow who was forced by the vile creature who shat you into existence, to give his piss to the disgusting concoction.

406
I had no idea that was Kelsey Grammer, wow, I kind of like how he looks as Beast. Haven't seen the movie yet, but definately will this week, I need my Hugh Jackman fix.

Anybody who gives a damn what Ari looks like, say so. I'm not posting it here... sorry. The trolls annoy me, and I have a hostile ex to consider.

I'm always up to see pics. Come on Ari.

After deciding that the likelihood of my ex being on this site is virtually nil, and the trolls' opinions mean less to me than dogshit, there I am...

LOL

i think sweetcheeks looks more like a tranny than that victoria bitch up there

She went large on the implants. She went low on the dress. People noticed. Mission accomplished.

It is likely to be that simple.

She went large on the implants and low on the dress cut. People noticed and took her picture. Mission accomplished.

It is likely to be that simple.

Very nice Ari...VERY nice.

Ari;

Holy Fake God Zenu! Tell me you have a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader outfit I can rip off you, when you come to Colorado!

Gerald Tarant;
I have an impulse to refer to you as G-Taint, so I will. Nothing personal.

G-Taint I just checked your blog, I find it hilarious that you just tore your readers up! Friggin awesome! I laughed so hard, I stopped putting lipstick on my dog, and now I will commence drinking.

ok, I'm done with the G-Taint thing now, thank you for your patience *giggles madly*

Holy shit...I go away for a day and come back to this...I will say though..."my regulars" don't dissapoint...Tranny, M@ace, Ari, Krisdylee and Feed Me..you make my nipples hard.

Lame-Bananas aka..Whipper..makes my twat dry up like the Sahara. Bitch. I depend on my constant state of horniness so that my twat stubble doesn't irritate me. I hope you get some BAD BBQ this weekend.

Tranny - Gerald's site always rocked - it's hysterical! And for the record, he makes my nipples hard too. :)

M@ce, Tranny, Thanks a lot. :-)

Zanna, if I make it out your way, do I get a lap dance too?

Ari, OF COURSE you will, hon!

Tranny, tell ya what--I'll go get me a cheerleader outfit if YOU go get yourself some 501s.

I'll even wear my 'worship here' thong with it.

Deal?

Ari:

In the words of Randy Jackson:

"America, we've got a hot one tonight!"

I'm envious of all you hot beeyotches.

Zanna;

That wasn't intended to dis (god, did I just use that word?) G-tarant, I think he's funny as hell, but I just had to use the G-taint thing, amused me.
I think I may trade in my free lap dance to watch you give Ari hers...unless I can get both, I am eternally optimistic.

Tsarina:

I really don't have a clue as to what you're talking about with the firebird thing. I tried to find out what the story was with Jean online a while back, and it confused the living daylights out of me, gave me a headache, and I still didn't know what the hell was going on. So I understand if the movie didn't live up to the comics, you'd be a bit disappointed. But for the comic-book ignorant, like me, I thought it was good. Plus Hugh (Huge) Jackman (Jackme) was on the screen, and all was right with the world. All was right.

And I second the motion, I need to see Tranny's face w/o sunglasses. It's all about the eyes.

Hey, why didn't I get a pic of Tranny??

C'mon babe, show me what ya got!

Ari

I am buying 501's the second I get home, I've been told I have a nice ass...although I'm not sure what the criteria is on guys, doesn't look plump enough to me. And I know you will like my favorite method of worship. I'll give you a hint, it's exactly like a Catholic mass, only with nothing to do with catholocism, and everything to do with my lightning quick tongue.

Feed Me
I think you're pretty fucking hot as well. I'd dip you in hot cocoa, and eat you like a melting marshmellow!

I was suprised that almost all pics of me are in those sunglasses but I hav one I will send.

Ari,

sent you one about 5 minutes ago, check the mail,

Feed me,

On the way girl, give me 5 minutes

I have to say, my eyes are my best feature, but the pic I have does them no justice. So be it.

I want feedback now, curious!!!

Aww, Tranny, you have beautiful, sad, brown eyes, but your jowels seem a little droopy...oh sorry, that was your dog (WTF?)

I like your eyes...they actually kind of remind me of my husband's. the snow outside your window looks so cool, too. I used to live in the mountains, and I absolutely loved looking out at the snow. Does your dog get those ice balls stuck to his underside? My little Sheltie used to come inside, walking bowlegged, and would plop down over the heater vent in the floor.

454

As long as you add some rum to that chocolate, I'm good!

Damn, now I want to go play in the snow. Too bad it's about 95 degrees outside.

So, I guess my question would be...if you get several feet of snow, and your kitchen is stocked, is there a good reason to dig out? Or can you just stay in front of the fire a while?

(I like the beard. *wink*)

Unfortunately, my dogs balls were so hot I had to have them removed. He actually battered a neighbors front door down, and fucked their pedigreed breeding bitch in the living room. I was never so proud, but I had to leave town as this was the 2nd time it had happened, and there was a hit out on him....true story

I guess the theory about us all being 500 pound losers is pretty well disproven by now, yes?

Ari

I heat my house exclusively with a wood stove, and the snow is the best reason to sit in front of it. Naked. On a rug on the floor. Having toddies. With no other lights on.
Of course, getting up and cooking delicious food periodically is a must, as is a good snowball fight....cause you have to warm up later!

Ari

You me and chocolate can't hit 500 lbs together!

459

This is why I love your posts.

459-- hahahaaa...
I was mentally replacing random words... like X-rated Mad Libs.

I love my dirty mind.

*blushes, takes shot*

I have to say, the dog is cute and cuddly and mean as shit when provoked, but tonight, he is sleepily farting. My eyes are watering. I have the window open, the fan on, the a/c blasting, and I still need supplemental oxygen. I don't know what the fuck I fed him, but DAMN!!!!!

cute and cuddly? You describe a dog that attacks bears as cute and cuddly?

My dog IS cute and cuddly, but people that don't know her think she'll chew their faces off...

Ari;

Yeah, I guess I do describe him as cute and cuddly....you should see what I think is mean and vicious! lol

Oh, and I gotta point this out....attacks bears, and Wins...

What kind of dog is he? Mine's a Rottweiler mix (I think with shepherd), but that didn't have any bearing on her personality.

****
Victoria what's-her-face would be prettier if she quit trying so damn hard...
(there, covered my ass for the off-topic police)

I usually don't get personal on these things but Ari, GOD DAMN!!!!!!!

ka BOOOOOOING!!!!!!!

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAA!!

carry on.

Barbado--
You wouldn't think I was 'boing' worthy if you could've seen the Dr. Pepper come out of my nose just now...haha..

Damnnnnnnn that burns, too...

Awww yeah,
Giggity giggity

Ari

half Chow, his dad jumped the fence...just saw the ass end of a short haired black dog on the way out. Don't know what the mix is, but he is super-smart and I owe him my life...not the bear thing, another, snow-storm involved, walking 24 miles out of the mountains kind of thing, email if you want the details.

B-Slim

Hate to sound like a 14 yr. old girl at a boy band concert, but, tear it up, pirate, tear it up! that IS the kind of ass you would want to pitch a tent on, and the def lepord hair is a +!!!!

Hmmm--dressing like a porn star at an AIDS benefit?

Kind of like wearing a coat made of Jew hair to a Holocaust memorial.

Feed_Me, I think between the two of us, we could cover every possible male fantasy out there...

Then again, perhaps the male fantasy would be simply to be between the two of us... hmm...

474-- That's not a bad dress, just not quite enough of it.

It'd look better on me. It'd look better on anyone with real boobs, I think.

Those tits under that amount of pressure could cause some sort of unnatural disaster.

Tranny, check your email, hon.

Good night everyone;

I have to work, probably won't sign in for a few days, really want to get home.. Love all comments, with a few notable exceptions, keep it up. Feel free to email me, if you have the endurance to scroll thu this huge ass thead. Be funny, be cool, and above all, don't give each other the hantivirus...cause only Navajos get that shit. she-heel-aaaa-llaat--smiff--aa

no, that was not Dineh, but that is what is sounds like.

476--Maybe if it was acid washed denim

Damn it Ari, i was trying to sign out, back in a minute!

Ari,
It's always worth a try...

XOXOXO
Tranny, have a good trip home!

Ari, FeeD Me

not goin' home till weds., or thusr., thanks though! Ari, I will tell you the story when I am sober enough (can that happen!) basically manana you hot lil thing! Feed me....tell you also, cause i am an egomaniac! thanks for the safe home wishes, man, people drive like ccrap in this country

sure, I'm always up for a story filled with machismo (did I use that word correctly?). Just don't get too drunk and do a faceplant into the toilet, like a did a few weeks ago...the bridge of my nose still hurts...but that's another story.

Feed Me, ouch!! But seriously, you sound like you are fun to party with :) By the way, Ari and Feed Me ya both are gorgeous!

Hey, what can I say, it was Vegas, baby, and I couldn't turn down free liquor.

Thanks, and I'm sure you ARE prettier than, well, you know.

I don't know if this works, but I'll try posting my pic :)http://65.54.169.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/Staciesittingonabigone%2ejpg?&msg=4DB5AF5D-339B-4BE7-A385-165D876C06E5&start=0&len=312983&mimepart=5&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&b=cd2eca1e15c3ed6cafa0ede5419bca38&disk=10.1.106.212_d2064&login=alaskan907&domain=hotmail%2ecom&_lang=EN&country=US&SafeRedirect=%26hm___ts%3d1148783816%26hm___ha%3d816299ea13fb0d6f5038f809bbb2189c

ok, I don't know what I did wrong, I'm sure someone will give me flack about that, I'll try later

I've seen a pic of Prettierthan, and she is damn cute! Ok, really gonna go to bed now....girls, please feel free to send me pics of your best features, I won't tell!!!!..wanna go home!

http://by114fd.bay114.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?&msg=4DB5AF5D-339B-4BE7-A385-165D876C06E5&start=0&len=312983&mimepart=5&curmbox=00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d000000000001&a=f6ebb48f74d1cc1f4f32301a3d6ec7ccdb321af99dce5bdcdf3be3c49a0ff795&vscan=scan
Ok, maybe it will work this time.

487

Well I gave it a whirl, i copied and pasted that crazy string, and it took me to the Hotmail sign in, so i couldn't go any farther, since I don't have an account. How about going to Photobucket? You can load pictures for free, and they give you codes and urls for them, which you can paste here (the URL, that is).

490

I tried it, but it takes me back to this superfish page...wtf?

Feed Me, I am so computer illiterate, my 6 year old probably knows more about this shit than I do

Thats weird, I tried it and it worked for me

I'd like to take this opportunity to say, that since most everyone is showing their face on this website, that it's time for the unveiling of the rest of BigJim.

Oh yeah, you can also show your face. *wink*

I'm going to go watch a movie with hubby right now anyway, hope you all are having a good weekend xoxoxo's

Hmmm...well maybe it's my 'puter. hee hee, rhymes with cooter. Why don't you just email me your pic, I'm very curious now.
darrenandsonya@verizon.net

495 LOL, definately, its time we see everything. I don't know what got into all of us, but if we can do it, Jim can do it. And if he's worried about us stalking him, Canada is too far out of the way.

Brangelina had a baby girl! Shiloh.

Sorry if this has been mentioned. You guys are chatty!

check your email Feed Me :)

You're telling me the president of Namibia picked the name "Shiloh"? That's the name of a dog movie, isn't it?

Prettierthanmeganharris, (geez, that's a long one to type)
You are a very cute girl too! I can't believe how many chicks on here are hot! Definitely not fitting the 500 pound loser profile...

I do feel different now that the supreme being has arrived. Or maybe it's just because my period came way early.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/05/27/sever.weather.ap/index.html

To all the mothers out there, seriously read this and tell me...would you have left the car if you're child was in it? I know I don't have the entire story here but I would have died saving my kid.

Feed me... send me an email

cruising4donna@msn.com

I was hoping for "Amphibian the Namibian".

Wah wah waaaaaahhh.

503

Maybe she should have been named "Leeloo Dallas Multipass".

Cruising, I would have died too, before I left any of my kids. No fuckin' way would I have bailed like that.

506 Awesome!

508 Exactly!

Oh man, Cruising, that just ruined my evening. Parents who leave their kids in the car to die should be prosecuted for involuntary manslaughter.

504 *your

I swear I'm not stupid.

Maybe "voluntary" would be better fitting. I would rather die a horrible death than to abandon my child to save myself.

I'm sorry 510. But if I had to read that before I went to sleep - so did you.

FUCK!!...did I miss the unveiling of BigJim's face?!?!? I wanted to sit on that....and how ironic...my hub is in Canada...fishing.....boring bastard!!!!!

Seriously, you're talking to the girl that was a little worried that her 9 yr old didn't have an appetite today.

And the worst part is 2 adults left that child. 2!

The shit I have gone through to keep my kids safe, and this person just leaves their kid in the car? You know that it was likely the dumb bitch knew better than to do whatever it was... it's like the idiots who like to go play near the big open drains (in L.A., it's called the L.A. 'River') during a major storm, then cry foul when they get swept away.
Morons.

She should be prosecuted. Or killed.

514
Keep your panties on, he hasn't *yet*. I was just saying that he SHOULD. Along with dropping that damn towel.

511

Uhhhh...your original post in 504 was fine. Don't know where you were going to add the *your* Lay off the hookah, hooker! jk.

516 It's like I said, maybe we don't know the whole story but I just can't imagine leaving my helpless child.

PLEASE tell me someone got my joke in 507. I thought it was positively inspired.

517 I meant your child not you're child. Me likey the wine...no Hookah...drug test...oh wait...I'm HR. Send me some please.

Cruising, check yer email.

Okay, maybe I need to lay off the hookah. My bad.

By the way, I'm no hooker. You can get it here for free. I'm a slut, slut, slut. I'm riding a cock as type this...

I checked email and nothing is there....you bitch. Don't tease me like that! It's hard to keep up with the cock and type and check email at the same time.

You lie! I sent it, and it went through twice for some reason. Well I sent it again anyways. You better not say you didn't get it, or I'm going to grab you by the hair, yank your head back, and shove my tongue down your throat!

Okay, why don't YOU send me an email, cunt.

darrenandsonya@verizon.net

Where's a truly vicious troll when you need one? I'm in the mood for a fight.

Where's a truly vicious troll when you need one? I'm in the mood for a fight.

That, or I could drink myself stupid and pass out...

Feed me... your turn. Check your email you cunt. And Ari..I love the trolls. Wanna play fight? Leads to awesome sex.

Angry sex would be a lovely distraction right about now. I think I'd have to make a partner sign some sort of waiver at this point, though.

"I promise not to sue if Ari rips me to shreds in during sex"

Ari- did I send you a pic of me?

God, that didn't even make sense.

How about, "I promise not to sue if Ari inflicts bodily harm during sex."

Somewhat better.

Cruising, nope

Wow, 500 comments. And we don't even know who the hell this bitch is.

EAT MY FUCKING AZZ LIBTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!

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I JUST GOT HOME AND FOR SOME REASON DECIDED TO SEE WHAT WAS UP HERE AND THAT SHIT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN A LONG TIME......NEXT DRAW A PICTURE OF A LIBATURD SALAD THAT YOU JERKED OFF IN....................

Brangelina Baby name explained here,
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/05/brangelina_mess.html

Skeet..Skeet...Skeet

Wow...that's some artwork. It made me laugh.

I'm not even really awake yet but I'm surprised there isn't a Brangelina baby story on here for us to comment on

Not sure who this is, but it'll come to me soon. By then, her one day of fame will pass and it'll be another blond with fake boobs and bulimic eating habits.

This pic should be captioned, "All That is Worng with Hollywood, Personified." Plastic boobs, plastic face, bleached hair, desperate eyes, fake smile, pulling clothes off at the drop of a hat (like anyone cares) to draw any possible attention to yourself. And, oh, yeah it's a major CHARITY event. (We know that's just a minor consideration, Victoria Whoever-You-Are.)

"Wrong" -- lol

krisdylee, sweetcheeks, cruising, Feed_Me, and Ari.

I just sent some pics your way.

Hugs and kisses,

BigJim

If any other darlins' want to receive the pics, send an email to:

Therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca

Ok Pete, and Sweet... Seriously!!
You may not see this since this is post 545 and you last posted in the mid 400's. But this is like apartment neighbor sex. You know it happens, but do you really want to hear or get mental images of such acts?

Cruising,
Which bitch are you in the picture? Sorry, I had to get off the computer last night and have crazy Jagermeister-laced sex last night with my husband. So I guess I'm not really sorry.

Hey BigJim,
Thanks for the picture, you are a sexy bastard.

And everyone else, I just got extra pictures of sweetcheeks, and she is seriously hot. I'm doing something "special" for her, that's why I'm so lucky. Be very jealous.

I must say that I’m sick of lame banana whipper. I know that people have said “I will not respond,” but then the fuckwit goes and writes something so utterly retarded that your ire gets up and you have to feed this useless troll.

To avoid spikes in my blood pressure, I’ve just decided not to read “its” posts anymore.

You read me, lamewhipperbananafucker? I’m not reading anything you post. Ever.

I strongly suggest that everyone else do the same. That way, no one will ever read anything this fuckwit ever posts.

Lameass: You can copy and paste all the stupid song lyrics you want, make all the brainless comments you want, insult whoever you want, and no one will ever acknowledge it because as soon as they see your stupid aliases they will skip to the next post.

Your life on SF will mirror your real life: utterly and completely inconsequential.

You are dead to me. Soon, I believe, you will be dead to everyone else too. Your posts will be a waste of electrons.

I want the sweetcheeks pics too!

BigJim, you've got mail

I want a sweetcheeks pic too!

Allow me to jump on the sweetcheeks bandwagon and beg for more pics. The ass that unified the fish!

BigJim 548 Good idea, I'm on that bandwagon as well

Feed me 506 is awesome

Fuck, I gotta get back to work

I find it friggin hilarious that we would rather look at pics of each other than pics of a Playmate of the Year. We Rule!!!!!

Geez you guys! My internet connection has been down for a couple of days and I finally get a connection to find....552 posts about someone I have never heard of? Did I miss something important? Not sure I want to read 552 posts. Fill me in someone.

holy shit...

i missed one day then read the lame/bannas break down@407...
after thinking about what it said, i DO feel bad...so here's some advice that my italian grandfather gave those with problems like you...

buy about five cinder blocks and a dog chain...drive yourself to a high-level bridge over a deep river, lake ,etc. , attach all blocks and chain, then jump...give it a few minutes and let us know how it turned out...

"i wanna party on your pussy baby"-red hot chilly peppers

Am I the only one who knows she was 1997 Playmate of the Year?

http://www.askmen.com/women/models/27_victoria_silvstedt.html

"i wanna party on your pussy baby"-red hot chili peppers

I love that you know that line...

And I think I would have liked your grandfather.

You'll have to ask sweetcheeks herself. I'm not sharing.

553

No. we haven't been talking about the bimbo on the top of the page. I think we've pretty much been exchanging pictures, talking dirty, and throwing in the occasional lame ass bananas bash.

I'm so with you, BigJim. I was really good at not speaking to it for a long time, but then I just couldn't help it, then it began stalking me, and I heartily regret waking the beast.

Tranny, you just can't stay away from us sexy bitches, can you?

This is funny... you're praising each other for being attractive when...
a.) You're not! (ha, big nose, pointy nose, weird lips, and umm, never mind)
b.) You're internet freaks.
c.) You're ugly! I mean, inside AND out!

You're all sad and, sadly, unattractive. It's funny how feed_me_chocolate thinks she pretty when she's the usual ghetto gal with a big nose and no class and sweetcheeks has a big pointy nose and weird lips. And you both wear WAY too much make up.. possible a self esteem issue.

Which makes sense why you obsess over me, to hide your own flaws. Interesting.

W_W,

What does M@ce do to SLIMY SLUGS?
I think you know...

SMASH!! (Inside AND out)

Salt is more interesting.

@558...

one word...DEFLECTION!

ari...

was a big chilly peppers fan in the 80's way before they sold-out...certain lyrics stick in my mind...

"fuck-em, just to see the look on their face"-peppers

I love the line

"creamy beaver, hotter than a fever..."

LOVE the Peppers!!!!

Superficial, any more news?? You haven't updated the site in like 3 days...

yea, those were the days...now i listen to bryan ferry, roxy music, and smooth jazz...

GOD i'm getting old...

"I'm the giver cause she's the receiver, ..."

564

And it won't be til Tuesday, I bet, since Monday is a holiday.

well, everybody needs a holiday...

one more peppers didy then off to the grill...

"this is what the sister said, give no lobe until you've wed..."-catholic school girls rule

may your memorial day be monumental...

I challenge anyone to tit-fuck her and be able to pee straight the next day.

...and
...you know
...what
... :)

we
never
seem to
get
any
natalie portman
gossip
here ?

surely someone must know
what natalie
is up to :)

come on...
there are some real fans
around, even if they cant post :)

for example someone
felt he had to write this
just the othyer day :)

And speaking of Natalie Portman, I still think she's one of the dreamiest girls
ever, and I'd love to have at least one conversation with her...before her
bodyguards beat me into a bloody pulp. I know she doesn't need me, but if
she did, I would definitely defend that girl to the death.

...lol bitsh :)

566 I love your handle

no seriously... :)

Is it just my imagination or are Natalie's boobs getting bigger.. or maybe just wishful thinking..

http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/07787_Natalie_Portman_on_the_set_of_Mr._Magorium_s_Wonder_Emporium_01.JPG
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...and the last of three
...random posts from
...natalie's message
...board

referencing the above photo :)

[copy of external post]

Subject : shes getting old now...
posted by Stephenhero on 2006-25-05 01:22

shes starting to get jowls. i could see them in the last letterman interview. whats next? hips? boobs? odl.

Stephenhero
(massive heart attack)

[and back to herbie]

with or without
you
:)
)

Natalie Portman looks like a 12 year old boy.

de·flec·tion (d-flkshn)
n.
The act of deflecting or the condition of being deflected.
Deviation or a specified amount of deviation.
The deviation of an indicator of a measuring instrument from zero or from its normal position.
The movement of a structure or structural part as a result of stress.

Feed Me;

557, 547 You're right, I just can't stay away from you sexy bitches! Do you have ESPN? I have to know, are your doing something special For sweetcheeks, or doing something special To sweetcheeks?

I just looked at that pic of Vic Silv again. Her tits have to hurt. If someone wrapped a belt around my nuts, squeezing them up like that, I would cry. It's really unattractive as well. Why do celebs do that? You can easily buy a nice, sexy dress that shows off your boobs and body, without having them look like they lived thru the trash compactor scene in Star Wars.

Oh, Red Hot Chunky Peckers fans; Sexy Mexican Maid is one of the coolest.

Better than her come and see Angelina's Baby !

it's here :

http://blogville.oldiblog.com

her name is Shiloh Nouvel (= gift)

"I won't and I don't
hang up until I please her.
Makin' her feel
like an overachiever.
I take it away for a minute
just to tease her.
Then I give it back
a little bit deeper."

Damn classic, and I'm pretty sure that Flea is a god.

Fa....

If you are even reading this. Long's Peak has every type of ascent you could look for, from reasonably in shape flatlander day hike, to hanging off a 2000 foot cliff for days to get to the top. I know it's one of the most popular spots, but it really does have something for all abilities. Let me know your "weakest" level of difficulty, and i will contact my climbing buds, and help get a suitable destination. I'll post this again if I don't hear back, when I see you come up again. Not everyone is locked in a hotel with no other outlet! Not bitchen, just sayin. Stay funny, Jolly Green Marine.

I think willow just needs to get laid

Yoda;

Flea, Les Claypool, or Trullijo (Suicidal Tendancies) are argueably the best bass players in the world

hi Prettier!

oh, discounting Burton cause he's fucking worm food

Hi Tranny darling,
What's going on there in your hotel room? Oh, I love the eyes!

Speengi is such a cutie

Prettier;

To be totally honest, nothing you would really want to hear about. I am shovelling macaroni and tomatos for dinner, drinking Jim Beam straight from the bottle and feeding my dog rawhides. When i get home in a few days, it will be totally different; I will be eating a delicious semi-gourmet meal I cooked, drinking Jim Beam Straight from the bottle and Speengi will be eating squirrels.....lol
And I am waiting for all those witty comments that keep me entertained.
thanks about the eyes *blushes*
What up for Mem. Weekend for ya'll?

Tranny,

I'm stickin' with the Flea is a god statement. I haven't been able to get the slow, funky bass line of Sir Psycho Sexy out of my head since I read the "creamy beaver" post.

I haven't heard the new RHCP, but Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik is about as good as it gets.

Yoda;

Jesus, a guy claiming to be a transvestite grandmother is having a conversation with a guy claiming to be a green-penis-ed magical midget....I love the 1rst amendment!

Anyhoo... I love Fleas riffs, but have you heard Infectios Grooves "Infectios Grooves" song? Trullijo did some shredding chord work on that piece.

Tranny, e-mail heading your way

Trujillo played for Ozzie, but not during the Randy Rhodes era, ... now he's playing for fucking Metallica ( not my favorite band ).

I've got to admit, that's about all I've heard of him.

Yoda;

Trullijo played for Suicidal, (lights camera revolution and How will I live tommorrow etc), then Infectious, then Ozzie, then Metallica (who I hope an asteroid falls on them and puts them out of their humiliating misery) and a shitload of other bands who needed a bassist. He does metal with the best of them, but totally wails with the funk/metal style. Seen him live a few times, puts on a show. Hope he gets his own band some day, and renounces the farce that is Metali-gay today forever

prettier

back atcha

As long as i'm posting multiples, Geezer Butler plays the bass like I play my toilet: Loud, but without much rythm.

Fuck I can't spell!

576

Tranny, that is for me to know and you to guess.

Tranny & Yoda

Since you seem to be Star Wars fans (and that's a big 'maybe' for Yoda), here's an awesome video, if you haven't seen it. I watch it from time to time for the laugh factor.
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se

Star Wars in 30 seconds, with bunnies, ...

http://www.angryalien.com/1205/starwarsbuns.asp

Okay, so I'm really bored, and I thought I'd have a little fun with Victoria "Big Boobs McGhee" up there.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/victoria-silvstedtcopy.jpg

That's pretty funny.

600, BEEYOTCHES!!! This has got to be a superfish record.

Feed Me

Ya'l aint got shit till 666

FIRST (+600)!!!

Have enjoyed this thread enormously. Think it's funny how you all reduced BananaWhipper to near-tears, and then a few hours later he's back to being a hypocritical douche. Hopefully Mother Theresa gets her (and our) wish...

And oh yeah...new RHCP cd's are excellent!

Tranny

Oh yeah, well...you're the devil, Bobby Boucher!

Sick-douche;

have you SEEN Mo-Ter's ass.....there is a god in heaven and I am praying to you...no, not you.. .no, not YOU. Fuck, how many false religions are there? Fucking deep-fried saint on a stick, elephant god on the half shell, jew bitch on a Hyundai....Shut The Fuck Up! I am trying to jerk off on your deities.....er, that ass....er, no, I have a thing for weird religious icons, which is all forbiddon by your false god's, cunts....mwhaaaaaaa..

Tranny, stop drinking.

Dammit, I'm so disappointed that I missed the Chili Peppers discussion...and I was JUST listening to Blood Sugar Sex Magik too.

I'm still not sure how I feel about their new one, haven't listened to it enough yet.

...and on a completely
...different subject...

it looks like lindsay
is putting more thought
into her next roles as
an actor

well done babe :)

[paste from elsewhere]

Hey guys, I guess Lindsay Lohan is in a new movie with Sean Lennon, and Jordana Brewster called "Friendly Fire". I found this out from a co-star's (Laura Orrico) official website, www.lauraorrico.com

[back]

so... friendly fire
sound familiar ?
are your sons, daughters, brothers, etc
still out there?

is shrub still milking you
from the whitehouse?

just for you guys :)

...a brief discussion
...that took place
...on a board
...far
...far
...away :)

subject: which other forums do you hang on?

...Pink4eva wrote:

P!nk
Skin / Skunk Anansie
Linda Perry
Melanie C
Madonna Village
Proboards Support
Kelly Clarkson UK
Think that's all im posting on at the moment!

...and then herbie wrote...

hello pink4eva :)
fancy meeting you here :))

other great places
moby
the superficial (as if you didn't know)
nat's board - till they banned me:)
linds board - till they banned me :)
celebrity religion :)
sophie e-b - till they banned me :)
goldfrapp
eminem (excellent front page - see the sine wave in practice)
a support newsgroup
and of course...
my new sweetheart... Pink :) thanks babe

[back to me]

so thanks babe

and to you superficial bastards...

keep it up :)))

lol guys :)

omg... she's so plastci! not only her boobs are disgusting, but her face is soo fake... those lips, nose... yuk)) lol

haha, u can even see her white g-string

can someone explain to stupid me - there are more than 600 comments on THIS.... ??? LOL wtf?

Since superfish dude has obviously dropped off the face of this planet, I'll just deviate from the topic. Take a look at this hilarious compilations...it's a whole "Britney Spears: Before and after Kevin" slideshow, and it's pretty scary shit...you can see her transformation. Viewer discretion is advised. I am not responsible for heart attacks, sudden bowel movements, breaking out of acne, transformation into a crazy cat lady, or any other crap that may happen to you as a result of watching this. http://youtube.com/watch?v=VoFsOxkwyIM&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

Oh yeah and that's not my video...I just found it and thought I'd share

#577, TrannyGranny, I doubt there's any sensation left in those boobs. With implants that large there's bound to be nerve damage and nerve damage leads to loss of feeling.

@575...the act of deflecting...realizing that all the fucked-up shit you throw at other people are actually all your faults, problems, demonds,etc. ...

because you have low self-esteem you lash out at those who don't kiss your ass...but this ain't no support group honey...you're better off sitting in a basement, cave , or some other underground dwelling and tell it to the other slugs...

...remember our fallen soldiers...

To those commenting on DD breasts. I am pretty sure what she's sporting are larger than DD's (plastic, real, whatever they are). I've got a pair of doubles, and they are not *that* large, at least not from this direction.

yea, but what do they look like crammed into a dress three sizes too small???

@611...WOW...

that video had a jeckell and hyde thing going...

somewhere lon chaney is laughing...

#616 good point--It's been a while since I crammed these puppies into an inappropriately tiny space.

...janice dickinson feels sorry for brit...

How does this make her seem like a slut?
I've seen sluttier.

#611-- So THAT'S what they mean by "going to hell in a handbasket." Ah. Part of me is actually beginning to feel sorry for her. I think my heart grew three sizes today. I'm going to go carve my roast beast now.

If we get to 666, I'm setting fire to my computer and praying to a golden calf. The power of Christ compels me.

Seriously, dude, I know it's a holiday, but important things happened over the weekend. Things like the aligning of the cosmos and the birth of the Brange-child.

Also, Lindsay Lohan got that 7-foot clitoris of hers caught in revolving door at Barney's. Inquiring minds want to know.

611

That's pretty sad. In a very funny sort of way.

BTW, why must all the "artists" today rip off beats/tracks from past performers? I hated that this rihanna or whatever her name was bastardized that "Tainted Love" track. Ugh.

Sweetcheeks, did you see that picture someone posted up there showing Angie nursing? She's still wearing her sunglasses. She bugs.

Feed Me -- being the photoshop wiz that you are, do think pic's been shopped? I mean, really, why would THAT be the first picture released? Why would you be wearing shades while nursing, unless your breasts were phosphorescent and burning with the heat of 1,000 suns?

Look at the booby, where the baby's head is -- it seems blurry and pixel-y to me. It just doesn't seem right. Thoughts?

All my love and adoration to the incredible hotties that sent me pics. Thanks for the fresh spank material.

Oh, and the best bassist who ever lived is Geddy Lee.

And Neil Peart is the best drummer.

LOL @ naming your new baby "new". Ah but it sounds much nicer in french, "Nouvel".
It still means new.

I agree, Geddy Lee is a phenomenal bassist ( in spite of his unfortunate vocal range ), and Neil Peart *is* the best rock drummer ever, but you forgot to give well-deserved kudos to Alex Lifeson.

"... and the trees are all kept equal,
by hatchet, axe, and saw."

Wasn't Shiloh yet another movie I never saw about a beagle-looking dog?

#629 yeah. It was a book first i believe. And I know about a hundred dogs named Shiloh. The baby might as well have been named Fido RinTinTin Jolie Pitt.

Sweetcheeks--I'll get back to you on that--working on some fresh Star Wars pics for you!

#625, sweetcheeks, I remember seeing that exact picture of Angelina "breastfeeding" several months ago. It's definitely either photoshopped or staged.

I get a really weird mental image of the name Shiloh Nouvel. Take away the h's from Shiloh (the last h is probably silent anyway) and what do you get? Silo. As in a missile silo, for instance. And Nouvel sounds like something they'd print on a bottle of water to make it sound posh. So, I imagine this little girl stuck in some bomb shelter, sipping water while missiles are flying all around her.

Here you go:

http://newyorkmetro.com/news/features/16652/index.html

It says "Brad is an imposter; Angelina is a computer clone." The "breastfeeding" picture is on page 3. And the whole thing was published in April.

Well, if Angelina is breastfeeding, I'm sure she's getting a bit too much pleasure from it, if you know what I mean. Deep-kissing your brother, in my humble opinion, is not part of a normal family dynamic. I've heard that you canget orgasms from it, so that's probably what she's aiming for.

Yoda:

Although I certainly appreciate Alex's talents, I didn't want people thinking I was some kind of rabid Canadian Rush fan (which I kind of am, or at least used to be in high school -- with emphasis on the word "high"). Rik Emmett is another ass-kicking Canadian guitarist, but in my opinion, Joe Satriani trumps all.

Last month, Neil was on the cover of Drummer Magazine, Geddy was on the cover of Bass Player Magazine, and Alex was on the cover of Guitar Player Magazine.

It makes me want to spark up a doobie.

OOh, I do so love Rush. Such quotable lyrics, such incredibly airdrum-worthy songs. It was my big brother's early introduction of Rush that made me the airdrummer I am today (not much of an airguitarist). But now I'm off topic--back to it--yep, that's one slutty looking booby chick.

Feed_Me, 634... I never came from breastfeeding my kids, but I've heard that before. Although I can say that since nursing, the nips are very sensitive. The exhole could walk past me and brush against them and it was instant 'on'. Oh yeahhh....

635--Satriani is a guiltar king.

My first days of breastfeeding with kid #1 were more like putting my nipples in a garlic press and squeezing the juice out, but later it got easier. Never got any actual pleasure from it (other than the joy of bonding and crap like that). And my nips are more sensitive post-nursing, too--had to ditch a couple of nighties for being too chafing.

With the brangelina beagle post I'm guessing we might not hit 666 here after all.

Hopefully this won't piss Satan off too much.

I slept with a lot of drummers in my day... a few bass guitarists too.

Just wanted you all to know that.

Uh... holy damn, that's a lotta comments. New record? Either way, here's my contribution to help summon Satan.

And more on-topic: "Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!"

640--I dated a couple of drummers too. They've got rhythm. ;)

Guitarists have talented fingers.

666 is possible, and it should stop there. Guys, I hate the music of Rush so bad, I didn't even know the name of the band members. Best drummer? Don't know the fuckers name, but the dude from the original Sepultura does shit with the drums that is unreal. Best guitarist, in my opinion is either Zakk Wylde, Johny A or er....Roy Clark. Seriously, Roy Clark is incredible. this is for you, Satan

644 POSTS ABOUT THIS UNKNOWN WHORE?!?!?! Are you kidding me?!?! Sup dudes, you've GOT to post more often. Seriously.

Ho-J

Dude, the thread is about chattin'

hehehe, so close

Nothing like a great drummer... my "first" was a drummer...

666, are we there yet????

Is it up to me and Tranny?

Kris;

would it only be up you from Tranny...

Who the hell is she?

K-ra

Playmate of the year, from some year I don't remember. It was the landmark occasion where Playboy had some blonde girl with a fake rack pose naked. People were stunned, everywhere.

In honor of all things unholy, I, too, will contribute to the sign of the devil:

Stevie Ray Vaughn (of Double Trouble, temporarily)and David Gilmore (Pink Floyd) = best guitarists

John Paul Jones (Zeppelin) Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) = best bassists

Stumpy Joe, Pete McLochness (Spinal Tap) = best drummers EVER

There is a fine line between "clever" and "stupid," people. A very fine line...

And also, "You can't dust for vomit."

Oh Sweetcheeks, I was so beginning to like you. You just named all my most hated bands...I have nothing against classic rock, but I am more into Jethro Tull, Flying Burrito Brothers(not into gospel, just love the riffs) Hendrix, Cream...you get the pic. But. music is like a box of chocolates...if you don't like it, inject it with stryccnine and feed it to your peers. Anyone wanna candy?

I guess we're broken up FOREVER!!!

P.S. Jethro Tull eats boogers.

you know as soon as you hit 666, some moron will come in and post 'last' and run it up to 667.

Fucker.

So, close, Ari, so close. There are flies buzzing around my computer and I just vomited pea soup -- oh my GOD, look out your window, I think the moon just turned to blood.

MOMMA LOVES MANBO... Yummy TITIES

Hey, Tranny:

Aqua Lung makes me want to take an AQUA DUMP. How ya like THEM apples?

660

661

My oldest daughter likes Sepultura

and Metallica

Just a tip.. never EVER have early Metallica (first three CDs, before they sucked) playing during sex. You'll kill yourself...

Am I it?! Am I it? The power of Christ COMPELS YOU!!!!

Dammit. Now I've got goat's blood all over my keyboard...

This is it FOR SURE! Hail Mary, full of Grace...

NOOOOOOO I AM THE VESSEL OF THE DARK LORD.

Good night.

I MADE US PASS IT!! BWA HA HA!! 667!! HA HA!

Since we're past it anyway, I've been feeding squirrels Power Bars the last three months. They've become aggressive and obsessed. There's more fucking and they also stared-down a cat today. They make clicks and gurgling sounds when they come up on the deck en masse. I'm scared. I'm also insane.

With all the options available to rid one's armpits of hair, you would think this chick would at least take advantage of one. Razor, wax, or laser, honey...take your pick.

I like Swedes (in moderation) and Here at least I learned not to feed squirrels Power Bars - but... this thread takes the... all time ....zzz...Boredom.... zzzz...Award....

661? Why stop here? Let's go for...1,000. Can you handle the pahwuh?

*671 (now 672)

Goodmorning, how are my favorite cocks and cunts doing? Lets keep this thing going. Go for 700.

Nice boobs!

674??? This has to be some new record or something.

#574
Natalie Portman looks like a 12 year old boy

lol, hear the boy speaking :)

http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

i know you've all seen it, but this post
is not for everyone :)

#611
watched the video
yup
life's a beach
then you marry one :)

so, maybe reflect on the word "oops"

for a while

karma babe :)

That video was freakin' hilarious -- she's really gettin' into it --

674 - It's easy to have this many posts when people come on and say "nice boobs". The depth and complexity of your statement leaves little room for conversation development or elaboration. I think we need to cleanse these posters, only because I'm feeling like Nazi Germany, which is like having a small headache and nausea.
Although, her boobs are very nice.

its obvious, guys.
when they did the boob job, they forgot to put in the nipples.

lol... np mb :)

...oh and dudes...

here... moderator is spelt

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lol b*itches : ) )

God, you regulars are vain and nasty.

"I can be vulgar!"..."I can be more vulgar!"...
"I can spew shit!"..."I can spew more shit!"...
"I can talk dirty!"..."I can talk dirtier!"...
"I'm popular (on this site)!"..."I'm more popular (on this site)!"...

"I'm so hot, sexy and popular, I've got nothing better to do than post crap on a gossip site 900 times a day, all day every day!"

"I talk about nasty sex so much because, obviously, the old and true saying **those who do it don't have to talk about it** doesn't apply to ME!"

"I've got to validate my self-worth by proving how clever, witty, sexy and popular I am on a fucking celebrity gossip site!"

"I've got to gang up on the few goofy, silly, different, sweet people on this site...to prove how cynical and popular I am!" Sound like high school? No, wait, make that middle school.

I'm usually a lurker, but just have to say what a bunch of pathetic losers you really look like to people who just check in once in awhile. Maybe you should get your heads out of your asses, get off this site, and actually get a life.

(Clue: almost 700 posts in a few days by about the same, oh, I don't know, 8 people?)

Iambananas:
You sound like a sweet person. Don't let these pitiful assholes get you down. Consider the source.

Like the 50% of the populartion of the south-west of the United States

#682
hello
you'll be fine
audrey hepburn
wouldn't respond

Last bitches!

Oh, yes! She's a slutty-slutty crazy babe looking for a huge, hard dick which can fuck her and make her come! What a slutty babe!

AAh, no, my neeples are so sensitive, I'm losing control of my spectacular body! I wanna be fucked by you, yes, let me taste you! I'm your godness! YEEEES!

For all the abuse she gets on the board, she looks hot and classy at times honestly she can be a money grubbing gold-digger its fun to watch her.