May 22, 2006
Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose fight to the death
Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose spent Thursday night at a new club called The Plumm in New York, but Hilfiger ended up punching Axl repeatedly after he moved his girlfriend's drink.
"I moved his girlfriend's drink so it wouldn't spill," Rose told the Los Angeles radio station KROQ on Friday. "It was the most surreal thing, I think, that's ever happened to me in my life." According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm and told him to put the drink back. "He just kept smacking me," Rose said. Rose was there to play a surprise set for "Rent" actress Rosario Dawson for her 27th birthday party. Rose did perform, and dedicated the song "You're Crazy" to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."
Yeah, I'd say being punched repeatedly by Tommy Hilfiger qualifies as surreal. It'd be like sharing a bathroom with Brad Pitt and catching him taking peaks over the urinal, occasionally complimenting you on how large and perfectly shaped your penis is. How are you supposed to react to that? I mean, I just punched him in the face and ran out the door sceaming, but there's probably a more civilized way to deal with that knd of thing.
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Comments
1. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 22, 2006 1:33 PM
HA! Celebrities are soooo amusing.
2. Posted by lurkerx on May 22, 2006 1:34 PM
Methinks Tommy musta snorted some Ajax or something. At least Axl didn't kick his head in. It's wrong to hit a woman. Unless you're another woman.
3. Posted by reptilicus on May 22, 2006 1:35 PM
This should have been a pay-per-view fight.
To the death.
4. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 22, 2006 1:36 PM
You'd think it'd be the other way around, wouldn't you? Axl Rose, long-haired hard rocker. Tommy Hilfiger, WASPy clothes designer. Axl should've just wailed on his ass, while shrieking, Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games!
5. Posted by Equalparts on May 22, 2006 1:36 PM
Is that a photo of Axl or Tommy?
6. Posted by trophywife on May 22, 2006 1:36 PM
hmmmm, isn't what's left of GNR planning a come-back CD to released right about now? methinks somethin is strange...
doesn't matter... GNR SUCKS without Slash *bowing her whitetrash daisy-duked ass down to the gawd of geetar*
7. Posted by Kristen on May 22, 2006 1:41 PM
Tommy Hilfiger is straight??
8. Posted by bone_daddio on May 22, 2006 1:42 PM
wait a minute. Tommy Hilfiger has a girlfriend? I'm thinking there was some crotch tape involved there.
9. Posted by Kristen on May 22, 2006 1:42 PM
Tommy Hilfiger is straight?
10. Posted by bone_daddio on May 22, 2006 1:43 PM
...thinking of crotch tape makes me itchy.
11. Posted by Iambananas on May 22, 2006 1:43 PM
I love Guns N' Roses... so I want Axl Rose to win... do you know what Axl Rose is a annagram of? ha, I'm not telling!!
12. Posted by Binky on May 22, 2006 1:43 PM
Welcome to the Jungle -
Never trust a guy who wears his name on his shirt, or his underwear for that matter.
13. Posted by ELLABELLA on May 22, 2006 1:47 PM
How the hell did Tommy Hilfiger's clothing become some popular?? Look who the designer is. What a freak! I'll still with the beautiful Donatello anyday. lol.
14. Posted by pinky_nip on May 22, 2006 1:52 PM
First of all, I don't trust any designer who is "straight" like Tommy. Second, he smacked him in the arm? Okay, you're straight Tommy.
Reminds me of when Rick James slapped Charlie Murphy. No man slaps another man. Unless he was challenging him to a duo.
15. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 22, 2006 1:55 PM
See if this wasn't bizarro world, Hillfag would be havin an emergency surgery to remove Axl's boot from his upper rectum.
16. Posted by trophywife on May 22, 2006 1:56 PM
#6 i agree.... to a duo of ball slapping...
17. Posted by 86 on May 22, 2006 2:09 PM
I think British guys slap each other. With white gloves across the cheek.
18. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 22, 2006 2:09 PM
Tommy Hilfiger looks like he's about to Hulk-out.
19. Posted by 86 on May 22, 2006 2:10 PM
By the way, if Tommy Hilfiger and Britney Spears had a baby, it would have a bigger forehead than Frankenstein.
20. Posted by spatz on May 22, 2006 2:10 PM
i think you meant duel.
21. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on May 22, 2006 2:12 PM
A lot of things bother me about this story, but two really stand out:
#1 - Tommy StinkyFinger beats up Axl?? What the fuck is the world coming to?
#2 - Tommy StinkyFinger has a girlfriend?!?!? what kind of self-respecting fag designer admits to having a girlfriend? Was it Tom Cruise dressed up in high heels, garter belt, stockings and a Victoria's Secret Valentine's Day special? That would make more sense.
22. Posted by sikofdis on May 22, 2006 2:23 PM
I dunno...for me, the strangest part of this story is Axl saying that this was "the most surreal thing" he'd seen in his life...um...HELLO?!!? Has he ever witnessed his behavior from the late 80's and early 90's when he would repeatedly walk off stage, or show up hours late for gigs (singlehandedly causing a 30,000 person riot in one case)? Also, being around some of the junkies (Duff/Slash) and freaks (Buckethead) that have rotated through the G'n'R lineup over the years...and getting slapped by a man who's obviously compensating for the fact that Tom Cruise loves his cock is the most surreal thing ever???? Gimme a fuckin' break Axl!
23. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 22, 2006 2:27 PM
Axl Rose has a small penis - that's the reason Tommy Hilfiger smacked him. True story.
24. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 22, 2006 2:30 PM
@11-
I assume you've SEEN TH's daughter, Ally? God, is that chick fugly. Brit and his kid COULDN'T POSSIBLY be worse than that trainwreck. It's like she's got a few extra teeth or something, but out of the two "Rich Girls", Ally definitely had the looks, brains, and class. And that's just sad. Jamie Gleicher, if you're reading this, go shoot yourself, you whiny, manly, useless cunt.
25. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 22, 2006 2:33 PM
And Rosario Dawson? My God, that woman is monstrous. Just....monstrously ugly. She's another "celebrity" with the gigantic, horsey mouth. Whatever happened to ATTRACTIVE people becoming famous? Or at the very least, normal looking people? Seriously, this shit has GOT to stop!
26. Posted by Ari on May 22, 2006 2:42 PM
I never realized how much Tommy Hilfiger looked like Martina Navratolova (yes, I realize it's probably spelled wrong).
27. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on May 22, 2006 2:47 PM
Sounds like Tommy and Axl were having a super-fabulous slap fight.
28. Posted by gogoboots on May 22, 2006 2:52 PM
Tommy Hilfinger looks crazed...does he always look like that? His clothes suck, Axl Rose should have let him know that...actually...aside from moving his girlfriends drink. In fact, maybe he should have asked permission to move his girlfriend's drink...no wait, that does sound crazy!
29. Posted by Aimtrue on May 22, 2006 2:55 PM
I take it that, "moving her drink" means slipping some ruffies in it- I am pretty sure this is how axehole gets any women these days- Can you imagine-
Hey Baby, I'm Axel Rose
Hot Babe; So...
Axel: From Guns and Roses!
Hot Babe: Do you have a delivery for me I love roses.
Axel: No the band Guns and Roses
Hot Babe: Are they on American Idol?
Axel: No, it was a great band back in the 80's
Hot Babe: Oh shut up, am I being punked- eww why are you wearing biking shorts with a cocktail sausage stuffed in it? Eww.
30. Posted by Spacedog on May 22, 2006 3:01 PM
Chinese Democracy is coming out soon! Ohfuckyeah Axel you are a prophet! GnR forever! Oh yeah!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
31. Posted by Jedi Kevin on May 22, 2006 3:03 PM
It was the battle of the scary face-lifts.
32. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 22, 2006 3:09 PM
Catfight!
33. Posted by sexymixer on May 22, 2006 3:33 PM
I was at Plumm that night sitting at a baguette with some friends 10 feet away. Saw what happened, we thought Hilfiger was kidding around. He just kept slapping his arm over and over. I wanted to see what was going to happen, but Security was right on top of it in seconds! I've seen Axl out and about about 5 times in NYC at Stereo. He usually keeps to himself. Very quiet guy..never has groupies around him.
34. Posted by Jacq on May 22, 2006 4:31 PM
Is he about to shoot icicles out of his eyes? I would think that Tommy would be more inclined to use his Go-Go Gadget teeth to do something to Axl.
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me?!
Antagonize me motherfucker!!
Get in the ring motherfucker!!
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass -
PUNK!!
35. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 22, 2006 4:52 PM
Motherfucker looks like the missing link on the caveman chart...........
36. Posted by Sodomy_is_for_Girls on May 22, 2006 5:16 PM
Not that it's really related to this particular gem of a story, but I once met a guy back in the early nineties at the Meadow in Central Park who was trying to sell people Tommy Hilfigger's silverware.
Apparently this dude broke into Tommy's mansion on Long Island and the only thing he could steal was a bunch of monogrammed flatware. That and two robes.
Fucking weird. I mean, if you were going to steal some shit from Tommy Hilfigger's house, why would it be the flatware?
It was really ugly.
I suppose that makes about as much sense as him bitch-slapping Axl.
Fucking tool.
37. Posted by 86 on May 22, 2006 5:30 PM
In other news, have you seen this guy's forehead??
38. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 22, 2006 6:07 PM
So Tommy is from now on to be known as T-Bone, he's gonna put the smack down on yo' ass nigga, that's how he rolls.
39. Posted by TaftHartley on May 22, 2006 9:22 PM
Just cause he looks like Chuck Norris's walking zombie corpse doesn't mean he has to get all tough and shit.
40. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 22, 2006 9:41 PM
When you say, TH "hit" Axl on the "arm", did you mean to say he "cock-slapped" him "across the face?"
By his "girlfriend", did you mean to say "TC?"
By "surreal", did Axl mean to say "hot, in a homo-erotic way?"
Thought so, ... it makes so much more sense now.
TH is as straight as TC, and they both LTC.
41. Posted by krisdylee on May 22, 2006 11:04 PM
axl rose... man, spent alooooooot of time listening to you and the other fuckers back in the 80's. When my hair was large, black leather tassled (oh, yeah) jacket adorned my back... high heeled Fuck-Me boots on my feet... good times..
good times.....
42. Posted by krisdylee on May 22, 2006 11:05 PM
huh.. sounds like that's all I wore... jacket and boots...
hahaha
43. Posted by benni2874 on May 23, 2006 8:58 AM
Ref #25. I know what you mean by the celebs with the huge mouths. i.e. Rosario Dawson, Janice Dickyadowndickison, Steve Tyler, Naomi Campbell, etc etc. I think they are all part of a super plan to take over the world by the ancient race of reptilians. Trust me, one day, someone is going to go to the Cannes Film Festival and peek behind one of the booth curtains, and interrupt a reptilian with their jaw dislocated and in the process of swallowing Tom Cruise-Mangina whole. It will almost be worth the coming world domination just to see those pictures here.
44. Posted by dirt chicken on May 23, 2006 9:53 AM
I'm confused. Did Timmy repeatedly "smack" his ARM ? Definitely a homo.
45. Posted by LRonHoover on May 23, 2006 12:39 PM
In other news... Tom Cruise loves the cock
46. Posted by Jacq on May 23, 2006 5:15 PM
#42 - What do you mean? That's all I wear - STILL. You really can't see the tassles though, since I spend most of my time on my back.
I'm glad you at least had your boots on your feet, I normally have a boot in my patoot.
47. Posted by Spindoc on May 23, 2006 5:17 PM
Ugh, I'm glad I wasn't there, with both of those guys sweating the smell of Botox was probably overpowering.
48. Posted by bored@work on May 24, 2006 12:55 AM
Spindoc! Hahahaha, that was great!
I expected more of Tommy Hillfinger. He looks like a grown up version of the little kid on Eight is Enough.
49. Posted by jona100 on May 28, 2006 3:41 PM
Hilfiger must be suicidal to pick a fight with Axl Rose, I mean Axl has always been seriously tough; since then Axl has learnt kickboxing. Hilfiger would like a traffic accident if Axl took his 'slapping' seriously.
50. Posted by fro0ty on May 29, 2006 4:20 PM
ummm what? they should commit suicide together.
http://www.playpacman.net
51. Posted by JackiePer on June 28, 2006 10:37 PM
What would you do if you and he knew that he has 1 more child then he says and owes me for supporting him when no one knew his name.A large amount of money when he didn't have a penny was loaned to him. We lived together , I assumed he would take care of it. (To you, it's large)But the catch is the FBI show up at your door with a search warrent (1999?)warn you to never contact him again, They removed all letters, pictures, articles between Tommy and I, well I still have some pictures which I cannot even publish for his sake.
He is so well protected, but this has consummed me for 28 years. I didn't want to end in this life so bitter We lived together,loved each other.
The FBI said I will be put in Federal prison if I bother him.I'm sorry but he doesn't have just 4 kids. I supported him while he got big.When he needed there I was He was able to erase some of his past, but not the truth.
Do I need what he owes me? SO much. All I want is what I am owed, I wouldn't live long enough to see it through a long court battle. He can buy anything, just made 1 and 1/2 billion dollars, BILLION and won't write a check he knows he owes.How cruel. It just parrells OJ. Pay and you are off.
But then OJ Simpson got off too. WHY?How is this possible.
That's what it is, minus the HORROR of the murders.Tommy is so in your face about his money. OJ was in everyones face but won't take care of what doesn't fit. I could care less about ever seeing him again.Just want to repay me. If he truly believes he has 4 children pay me back you. That will take care of the 1st one.
All suggestions, appreciated.
I want my son safe. And I want peace of mind. I'm sure I'll get the cynical responses, but if there is one who has a suggestion,ie- Put it on billboards around NY(I KNOW_YOU NEED MONEY) what his character is really like. He has so much money he doesn't know what to do but buy another property. Doesn't know what to do with it? Pay us back.