May 11 2006Tom Cruise understands cars

Tom Cruise understands Cocks

1st?

Darn it! I'll never be first!!

TCLTC
Second

Dang!!

argh! it wont work and i want to see what it is. am i going to have to actually go to you tube and look up videos FOR MYSELF????
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

"Honey, the door is locked. No, not the window. No, that's the one for the window. No, the OTHER one. Right there. Yes-NO! No, push it, don't pull it. Yes. Honey, you're pressing the window one again. STOP! The OTHER ONE..."

Did you ever think that she locked herself in the Bugatti for a moment's respite from the midget catamite she was hypnotized into marrying? Huh? Did you?

Oh, yeah, and the cock. He loves it.

Hahahaha Tom Cruise is such a tool.

Oh My, that was totally worth the 2 days of crappy posts about the Simpsons and LL. What an ass he is!! Hysterical!

Katie kept locking the door...thinking she might be able to escape. I bet Tom had a real panic attack.

And don't forget...TCLTC

Bugatti Veyron: $1.3 million
Mother's Day Flowers for Katie: $900
Male prostitutes (for the cock, of course): $500
Lifts for shoes: $250

Making an arse of yourself every single effin day for the scrutiny of SF devotees: PRICELESS.

ILTTCLTC
(i LOVE that tom cruise loves the cock)

I love the photographers standing there, waiting to take a picture.
Priceless.

I hate the guy but even that was a little sub par in his "IdiocyHallOFame"

I bet a nice warm cock would make him all better!

LOL @11!

Bugatti Veyron: $1.3 million
Mother's Day Flowers for Katie: $900
Male prostitutes (for the cock, of course): $500
Lifts for shoes: $250

Making an arse of yourself every single effin day for the scrutiny of SF devotees: PRICELESS.

ILTTCLTC
(i LOVE that tom cruise loves the cock)

hahahaha! Katie was trying to assert her independence for the first time in a year! too bad for her she couldn't just drive off on him. now that would have been an entrance!!! or exit for katie! woohoo.

too bad it's not true.

#9 - AGREED!! Just a little Tom Cruise debauchery was all I needed to perk me up and love SF again.

Now if only sherry-co would come out of the woodwork and defend our beloved cock sucker and scientology, my day would be complete!

TCLTC

danka, luvmuffin. (not sure why it posted twice though...)

"Let me out of the ca, Cole! Let me out of the ca."

Yes, I am ashamed to say I watched Days of Thunder.

I thought it said Tom Cruise was standing under the car. GOD only knows he's short enough. I certainly want him under my tires.
Me: "Honey, did you feel that?"
Boyfriend: "Feel what?"
Me: "I think I ran over Tom Cruise."
BF: "Who the fuck cares? Keep going."

#6 - Were you the sranger that was in the car with my grandparents? I've heard that conversation before.

TCLTC

that is fucking HILARIOUS with the music

why did it take him five minutes to open his own door and get out?

FIRST!!!!

#19 - Dammit! Good one! The dammit is cause I didn't say it first. Smarty pants.

That is truly douche-tastic.

What a fuckin' tard.

Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise NOT loving the Cock.

OK, so some of this is doctored, but my suspicion is that Katie was crying because she wanted to be with the baby and wouldn't get out of the car until her face was "put back together"
Or she was laughing too hard at Tom.
One or the other...

Katie should have slid over into the driver's seat and drove off, leaving him standing there all by himself, looking like the giant TOOL that he is. That video is just damn funny. I don't care who you are.

TC: "Show me the Money Shot!!!"

I bet if there was a naked man in that car he would have had no problem.............

Please someone just punch him in the face!!!

ummm... I actually find this disturbing because I can just imagine what's going to happen to 'Kate' when they get home... I heard that the assigned punishment for causing 2 minutes of emberassment to Tom is a two hour session wearing a gorilla suit and strap on combo while spanking Cruise and changing his diapers... it's true... I read it in my 'Scientology for Dummies' book... poor Katie

#21 - He had to undo his car seat. He's so short he still needs one, he's just *barely* tall enough to even ride in the front seat.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised there wasn't, nevermind, he keeps them in the trunk...........

#28 - I bet he took out the normal gear shifter and replaced it with a dildo. It's like when people get cool ones with skulls and shit, but with a homo-erotic twist.

#31: Fucking 'A. Classic. Me love you.

If he can't drive, how is he going to play Iron man?
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Remember "Kitt" from Knight Rider? That Bugatti's his grandson.

Tom: Bugatti, open the door.
Bugatti: No, Tom.
Tom: Bugatti, open the door. You're embarrassing me.
Bugatti: No, Tom. Kate doesn't want to go out there.
Tom: Excuse me? You open that door! Tell Kate I want her to come out!
Bugatti: I've told her. She says you have to say you want her to come out there.
Tom: What? This makes no-
Bugatti: Say it bitch!
Tom: I WANT TO COME OUT!
(door opens)

She was just listening to the end of Brooke Shield's CDbook about postpartum depression called "Down Came the Rain" Oh that Brooke! So funny!

To paraphrase the drill sergeant in Platoon:
``Open that door, you maggot! You know if there was some veiny cock in there you'd be in the car already!''

Ha wat a total dick.
For those of you who are British would just like to say today i officially finished my training contract, whoa (sound of champagne being uncorked)

For those of you who are not, i apologise. just wanted to share this great news with. peace and love to you all, yes even to you stallion, today noone can ruin my mood.

It's just that they played the same clip like 4 times in a row to make it appear longer. and plus, it wasn't his fault, it's whoever he was opening the door for that locked it. Lame story. Tom rocks.

this guy is such a pant load.

holy fuk that looked embarassing...

The stories (much like some of the haters) on this site are getting lame... they are ALWAYS about the same people. Tom Cruise, Linsdey Lohan and Jessica Simpson... with a little Paris every once in a while. It's getting old... very old.

40, how does tom's ass taste today? fruity?

TOM CRUISE IS SOOO MICE! HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY AND AN AMAZING ACTOR. HAS ANYONE SEEN MI3 (IF YOU HAVEN'T AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF HIM, YOUR IGNORANT)

IT WAS SOOOO GOOD! he's a good actor

FAVE TOM MOVIE: Ummm... probably Interview With a Vampire. Or maybe War of the Worlds. Okay, it was War.

TOM CRUISE IS SOOO NICE! HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY AND AN AMAZING ACTOR. HAS ANYONE SEEN MI3 (IF YOU HAVEN'T AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF HIM, YOUR IGNORANT)

IT WAS SOOOO GOOD! he's a good actor

FAVE TOM MOVIE: Ummm... probably Interview With a Vampire. Or maybe War of the Worlds. Okay, it was War.

lame-shit-banana's, will you go away if we ignore you?

Oh man, I love it!

Thanks for turning my frown upside down, Tom!

Movie phrases that will never sound right coming out of Tom Cruise ever again......

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
5. "Nice spread ya got there!"
6. "He's just a friend."
7. "I was in the movie cocktail"

Feel free to add on, can't think of anymore.......

#43 I'm sure what you meant to say was... My comments on here have always been stupid and not funny at all, I shouldn't come back here, It's getting old, very old......

LOL!! This is the event that that idiot Sherry was talking about the other day "Tom is great, he showed up in a BUGATI!" LOL!! Sherry, you forgot to mention that your cock loving idol could get the door open with his delicate little hands!

I hope they used seat covers, I hear crazy can stain.

Haha bananas, you said that Tom Cruise is mice.
He's probably tall enough to be one, and all of the scientific experimenting would explain why he's so gonzo.
Seriously, it's too bad that he bought the rights to the Iron Man movie.
I bet Favreau could've done a decent job with it.

#49 - Did he say "I van to suck (your blood)" in Interview with a Vampire? I am sort of sad now because you can quote so much Tom.

#51 - He's more like a hamster. He stores nuts in his cheeks.

I might be stuck at work at 21:36... but I am not Tom "I will unite the world with hate for me" Cruise...

Sorry yeah... and he loves cock!

I wish I was 5' 6" tall, insane, believe in Xenu, have huge horse-teeth and loved the cock. Maybe then I could be rich & famous like Tom Cruise.

The question is how big is that car's cock? Cause for 1.3 million, I'm sure Tom damanded a big one.

Also, Katie is so much bigger and taller than him. Guess Tom is the bottom.

Oh hell, now I've gotta go home and changed, I just peed my pants I was laughing so hard. What a toooooooool

Check out this,
http://celebreligion.com

It's really one of those things where you're not sure who's the fucktard. Tommy boy, for not knowing the door was unlocked and turning a cool entrance into a farce. Katie - oops, sorry - Kate (she's a child-bearing woman now) for not knowing how to unlock a fucking car door. Or (unfortunately most probable) the Bugatti designers, who make a 1.3 million dollar automobile which apparently requires an instruction manual in order to open a door from the inside.

#33 - Jacq, if that were true, it would be Kate having a hard time getting Tom out of the car.

MORE PEOPLE HERE WHO BELONG TO C.O.O.B.!

And I correct myself when i said mice instead of nice, you idiot.

I laugh so hard at him, I SOM. Good thing I wore my brown pants today.

Italian Stallion, TOPAZ21, Praz, you are all members of the club C. O. O. B.!!! (Club of Obsessors Over Bananas!!!)

I want to see females here actually saying Tom Cruise isn't attractive! That's impossible because he's really cute and sweet. If you don't, I would be a little worried.

Lamebananas-

Do you even realize the irony of saying "YOUR IGNORANT", and misspelling "you're"? And Tom Cruise is not MICE, he LIKES mice. Up his ass. In place of the gerbil that Richard Gere made famous. BTW, nobody is stalking you, we just love pointing out how fucking lame you are. It kind of worries me that you actually think anyone is interested in you beyond calling you out on your stupidity, celeb ass-licking, and your fucked up grammar and spelling.

#60 - At this point, I'd be pleasantly surprised if she remembered what a dick looks like. She hasn't seen one since... when did they hook-up?

Its like a game waiting for you all to obsess over me... and my comments are whitty and b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

All you haters that say he's short better be taller than 5'7'' or you are losers for making fun of someone like you.

From the Bugatti manual (English translation)

1. Making sure is 'up' internal position switch.
2. Moving switch back make door close.
3. Alternate movement 'back' will not open door.
4. Finding external switch (on chain), use thumb pad positioning to 'up' for opening door.
5. Internal passanger for security move 'down' switch to protection.
6. Driver on outside pulling door not open. 'Down' position provide protection from driver.
7. When satisfied for safety and driver are contained outside automobile, leaving switch 'down'.

tsarinaamanda... I know, I know... you study every word I type in hopes of having something to say to be and furthering your obsession over everything I type. I type quickly and sometime don't have time to spell check to get my interesting comments in to the idiots like you who can't appreciate them.

Do you realize the irony of saying someone is stupid and ignorant when you use ignorant language such as that? It shows no class and a lack of a good upbringing. Grow up, child... and

PLEASE

STOP OBSESSING OVER ME! (I never mentioned stalking, so you're a further idiot.)

What the hell! I am the one who gave you the tip...who the fuc! is Gretchen???? So you see I was 1st. Give credit where credit is due. Below is what I sent in to the Linday Lohand comment area last night!!!!!!
Check it out I was comment #39 or close to that.
Posted by Getitstraight on May 11, 2006 10:56 AM

I sent this in to the Superficial, but they seem to not want to go with it.....Nothing to do with LL, but watch TC make an even bigger fool of himself, What an a**hole!. Hilarious.
http://gotdetroit.com/gd/?p=440

Don't try to out smart, out class or out do me, you will not win! I am just a better breed of human than you are... deal with it, I'm better than you.

Yes, Bugatti? I would like to order an auto with rock-my-penis steering. What? What the hell is rack-and-pinion?

# 64 The Banana Dude, I just took a poll of women in my office and the result was pretty much this. (Why would I want to date a guy that I can pick up with one hand?)

They all said he's too tiny and weird. And also many said that they only date Hetrosexuals.

#67 - I would LOVE to point out that you spelled witty incorrectly, for which I am sure you will call ME an idiot.
Unless you were trying to spell shitty, in which case, you are correct.
For posts like #70 - you fucking suck and ought to get banned for being obnoxious.

Guess the car door is more complicated than his spaceship hatch

Iambananas, you suck more than the 14 year-old male prostitute that Tom Cruise picked up last night.

Guys, will you

PLEASE

IGNORE

LAMEBANANAS??????

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP POSTING TO HER!! SHE'S PROBABLY A TROLL (ON THE INTERNET AND IN REAL LIFE) AND WILL ONLY GET WORSE THE MORE YOU INSULT HER.

For the sanity of all, I BESEECH you to ignore her. Hear my heartfelt plea, people!!! Let's make a promise to never ever speak to her again! She can go on posting crap as usual, and that's fine, it's a free country, but don't add fuel to the flame.

*sigh*

please.

And, Feed_me_choc... you're screen name screams idiot. Trollish one, at that.

Hey check out mateo's Tom Monagahn:

http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-bring-you-tom-monaghan.html

It's kinda freaky.

And they're not insulting, they're obsessing.

Oh dear God.

"What a piece of sshhhhit!...Finally, there we are..."

To his publicist, "No more p.o.s.'s with doors you have to open, I want voice automated doors that fling out at the sound of Emilio's, my, and Kate's, wait, not Kate's, just Emilio's and my voice. I also want more of a bubble shaped roof, it doesn't look enough like a nutsack. In fact, I'd like some nuts, warm nuts, in my mouth, right now. Make it happen."

Isn't it a beautiful day, everyone? It's really warm here in SoCal. I'm so excited, next weekend my husband and I are celebrating our 5th anniversary, and we're going to San Diego to do deep sea fishing. It will be mucho fun!

#85

..."In fact, get me a car that looks like the one the Ambiguously Gay Duo rides..."

Sorry if I overlooked any intelligent post already bringing this to attention... Wait a minute, you're all a bunch of bullshitters!

Sorry if that came across as a little harsh, I was actually trying to target the 1st's and 2nd's...

Anyways, did that take like 8 seconds? I mean, the first time I saw it on the source site, it looked like 20-25 seconds, which would have been an utterly absurd embarrasement. 8 seconds doesn't seem too bad.

These posts are a brilliant.

Obviously that was a message to Lord Xenu... the total number of seconds are the number of months Xenu should wait before attacking. Make sure to buy lots of canned food.

hahahahahahahaha..I bet he never had that much trouble working a guys zipper (or buttonfly).

What a cock lovin douchebag

TCLTC say it with pride!!!!!

Lamb(skin-prophylactics-covering)Bananas is most likely the most annoying person alive.
I'm sure that this comment will classify me as a COOB (should be COOC(unt)), but so be it. At least tomorrow when I wake up this thread will be a day old and fewer people will have to scroll for hours through this shrimping, cum-yodelling tenny-bopper's long-ass, intensely-annoying, full-of-bad-grammar and improper-syntax BULLSHIT!

I don't post or read here that often anymore, but FUCK!!! You, Lambananas are 1000 times worse than the people that are sent up on this site.

I hope Paris Hilton, the sisters Simpson, Ho-han, Tom Cruise (who, by the way, LOVES the cock), Britney, K-Sped and everyone else rips you from the short bus you ride on and crushes you underneath.

GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

On of the press had a microphone close to the car. Here is the transcript.

Tom: Hello everybody *waving and strutting around the car
Tom: Shit. Kate - Open the door kate
Kate: No
Tom" C'mon Kate there is photographers here - time to shine
Kate: No
Tom: I thought we discussed this
Kate: No I asked and you refused to discuss it
Tom: Honey....
Kate: Don't honey me. I saw what you had on the computer last night
Tom: That ? I was researching for my next movie. Open the door
Kate: And what did you learn from Bum n Balls dot com Hmmmm?
Tom: It was a nature & photography site - The movie is a sequeal to brokeback mountain honey - it was research.
Kate: I'm not sure
Tom: Its a scientology thing - you don't understand it yet.
Kate: F*cking scientology my ass - Its true! You love the cock
Tom: We'll talk about it later honey - C'mon time to shine, the world is watching !
Kate: This TomKat shit better pay off
Tom: It will - trust me. It worked for all the others.

Sound of Kate open the door

FIRST!

TOM CRUISE FILMOGRAPHY:

Mission Impenisable

War of the Cocks

Eyes Wide Shut (While getting fucked with a strap-on)

Cockllateral

Interview Aith A Male Prostitute

The Last Samurai (Who had a penis)

Minority Penis

Jerry McGayer than TC

A Few Hot Men

Gays of Thunder(Thighs)

Cock-tail

*Interview WITH A Male Prostitute

@79-

I am totally with you. I will ignore it from now on, and I hope that everyone else does the same. PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL. THANK YOU.

#97

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, and
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/tcltc3.jpg

Look for the t-shirts on eBay, coming soon.

Just add a variation on the deliciousness that is cock to the Tom Cruise lifestyle and you have homoerotica titles to last a lifetime.

#98, no FUCKING way! I'm selling those too! I'm setting up everything right now and was gonna post a link whenb it was finished.

what, with the same picture?

can banana boy get banned for a ridiculously long and stupid post? honestly?

No, not the same picture, but "TCLTC." I have a few ideas for t-shirts that superficial members would probably like...and some will be inside jokes for superficial users.

a celebrity mock t-shirt...how original!
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kate was probably removing her leg cuffs....no biggie.

"Honey? Can you open the door, please?"

"Kate, honey? The door?"

"What? Was it something I said? Some guy I did?"

"Come on, open the door. I like the way your hair looks. I mean, I didn't shoot you with thorazine when you changed it without asking me right? Right? See, that means I like it!"

Erm, apropos of nothing....

Narcissism:
NOUN:

Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.

#104 Good one!
The rest of you bickering babies, you've been reported . I hope they do something about all of you.

The video's been taken down. Damn scientologists... Anybody care to post a fresh link?

How do we get narcisstic people who post the same retarded, annoying, LONG posts over and over again banned? I think we should REPORT it. It wasn't funny the first 500 times, and it never will be.

105, must be a challenge to be a retarded cocksucker.

tsarinaamanda, I am new to the site, but please forgive me. I cant resist the power of the troll!

Lamebananas - holy crap, MUST you constantly try to affirm your pitiful existance with stupid songs and horrid posts? Do you like getting gang raped constantly on this site? Now that "shit is bananas, b a n a n a s".

If you are male, please let your balls drop and grow up, if you are female, bitch slap yourself and grow up.

myspace is a place for this elementary crap - not an intellectually stimulating site (damn, that was hard to type! LOL) like the Superfish!

Damn - that was cleansing! OK, NOW I think I can ignore it.

By the way - nice to meet everyone!

Veyron is a 1.3 million dollar car - totally customized, but has NO drink holder.

She was trying to find the drink holder for her Scientology Kool-aid.

@112-

It's ok. I have done it as well. But you CAN redeem yourself by reporting it. I am now asking all of you who are sick of it and it's BS to do the same.

BTW, welcome to the Superfish :) You've already identified the most annoying person on here, can you find #2?

Urgently Needed: Tom Cruise has a position vacant at his home

Needed is a bathroom assistant to pick up soap of the ground when Tom drops it on the floor of the shower

If you are a cute male and feel the need for a well paying casual job, then please apply to Tom Cruises current acting agent

search google to find agent details

all the best in applying for this potion, please include a recent photo

wonderboy acting on behalf of peril recruitment

114 - I have learned well and will do you proud with my answer.

Unfortunately we have not heard from Sherry_co in a bit. I think she may be trying to float her needle on the auditor.

She made the HUGE mistake of saying she is an "Upper Thetan" AND she was ordered to monitor this site.

They HATE it when an OT1 tries to act high and mighty and forgets to drink the kool-aid.

What flavor is Xenu anyway?

:) :) XOXO!!! COME ON EVERYBODY! IT TOOK HIM A LITTLE WHILE TO OPEN IT, BUT HE DID. NOBODY HELPED HIM! OH YEAH AND HE'S A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE! I LOVE TOM CRUISE!

Crap - I totally forgot to put "TCLTC" on the end of my post.

Damn my newby fingers!

00000000000222223333

YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN! 14YEAR OLD PROSTITUTE? MAN!

Holy crap, 117, he DID manage to do this by his widdle millionaire self.

Geez, easily amused.

It appears you all have government jobs. Hook me up.

Feed_Me_Chocolate--you are on fire on this post. My wife says she can tell you are married from #6. I think we've actually had that conversation. LOL

#109 Can't Fu**ing believe they managed to get that video down off all sites it was on!I am going to search my PC to see if it's tucked away anywhere, I will let you know.

Tom takes one minute showers...nice

Hey #109!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I found it, I found it!Lucky me! I saved the Tom Cruise video, now how do I post it???
Back in 1/2 hour. Time 11:04pm

Sorry, he has "mastered" the one minute shower.

ooh u got the video? upload it!!! http://www.yousendit.com/ or something similar
then just post the link here

I cannot figure out how to send TC video, I tried pasting it but it won't let me. http://www.yousendit.com/ that won't work, because it has to be posted using this site, right, and I can't send an email to "comments". Wrong or Right.

You could make a dummy yahoo account, send the file to it, and then post the email address and passwird here for people to log into.

Or you just e-mail it to yourself, they send you a download link and then you post that link here.

Ok, I have a dummy yahoo mail a/c now, but I have no link to send, if someone wants to send me a dummy email address, I will forward the email w/attachment to your dummy account. But right now I'm crash'n. I'll check back same place tomorrow to see if there is a winning victim.

This one's still working for me anyway:

http://gotdetroit.com/gd/?p=440

His Thetan must have a serious engram relating to opening doors for others.....

Maybe in a past life he was killed while opening a door for someone.

Or whatever. But rest assured, as soon as that even was done, he and Kate rushed home and got right on the cans, so they could clear their door thetans.

It's true.
No doubt about it.

Pagan queen welcome, fuck the idiots who make this site shit and you know who you are and I'm actually not talking about MeganHarris believe it or not...........

#98 - Feed_me-choc, you are the shit!!! Let me know when those t-shirts are available, and put me on the buyer's list!

lilystar, thanks a lot. I didn't get to see the original either.

Is it me, or does Katie actually look bigger since she gave birth? Of course, anyone would look huge standing next to our favorite little nob gobbler.

TCLTC

See this? http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/ebayfan414/e81d9847.jpg

I have it on a bunch of t-shirts for sale here: http://www.cafepress.com/celebritybasher

I just started this so it's temporary, and I'll have a bunch of different TCLTC versions up soon, as well as other tshirts too, and a site where you can find all of my items. I'll post again when i update.

#91 -- lmao

Look, everybody, those 37 ft posts are GONE this morning! We should have "reported" her days ago.

If there's one thing I learned in 2nd grade, it's that telling on people occasionally has its perks. That, and girls go to school to get more cool, and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, and stale tater tots have the adhesive quality of industrial strength rubber cement. Important life lessons. I might write a book.

#135
Sweeeeet! I THOUGHT this post had that obnoxious post on it.

#119
You're right.

And last but not least, Pagan Queen, welcome, and remember to not feed the troll.

OH DAMN, "ebayfan" that is some funny shit, but you're gonna get sued!! I don't think you can use someones likeness on merchandise and sell it without their consent

Iambananas, sherry-co, etc... are not here for their own amusement. This is their JOB as OSA agents (like the KGB) for their cult. Their purpose here is to divert the topic at hand, which is bashing Tom "I love the cock" Cruise. I have no idea why they think it's so important to do this on SF, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Don't let them divert the topic, divide and conquer the TC haterzz, make the thread unreadable/messy, etc.. That's what they're here to do. You slaves are on a sinking ship and no matter how much you try to back your puppet, it won't change anything. Hail Xenu!!

#138, I'm a computer retard, so I have no idea, but isn't there some way that the Superficial can trace the IP address of anyone posting here? I had a difference of opinion with someone once on a site from LiveJournal, and the next thing I knew this crazy bitch posted my IP address and my place of work!!! SO if these "employees" of Scientology could somehow be exposed I'm sure it would take care of this REALLY annoying problem of them, like you said, being on here diverting the sites mission, which is to make fun of celebrities!!!! Does anyone know how to contact the Superficial? It seems like these pro-Tom "people" have been popping up here more ever since The Superficial has been mentioned as having something to do with TC's decline in popularity.........

Yay! I guess the Superfish really did read my comment. Now if they would just ban "IT" because of the constant posting of the "Stupid Girls" song in every single thread....

#84
Congratulations - hope you have a great time!!

#81
Commiserations - you are a fucking mong

#139 You could get that info, but I'm assuming it would be worthless as SF posters are not like psycho culties who would use that info to destroy their enemies.

Speaking of IP addresses: Tom Cruise's cronies seem to have put a lot of effort into skewing a Parade magazine poll in his favor. Parade.com recently asked online readers whether they thought Cruise was responsible for his disastrous public relations year or if it was the media's fault. A shocking 84 percent of respondents blamed the press. But Parade publicist Alexis Collado tells us: "We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom's troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes. It seems these folks (whoever they may be) resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light for the Parade.com survey. There is even a chance they wrote a special 'bot' program for the sole purpose of skewing the results, rather than casting the votes by hand on a computer." Cruise spokesman Paul Bloch told us, "I know nothing about the poll, so we have nothing to comment on."

Back on topic: TCLTC

#137, lol I won't get sued, but they did put my images and merchandise on "hold", but I don't even really care because I kind of expected that to happen. And anyway, I have an idea for TCLTC stuff that doesn't have his picture on it, so it's all good. I'll put more stufff up soon hehe.

Yea, I had actually read somewhere that they were able to trace the 14,000 votes to 10 computers stationed at the Celebrity Center. WEAK!! those crazy ass Scientologists are incapable of playing fair, which screams out they have a lot to hide/cover up. It's weird that they do all this shit seemingly without any kind of thought that someone is gonna figure it out. It's so.....arrogant!!!

they yanked it off youtube.com

138 & 142, Cruise = Cult Puppet- If you knew your favorite subject at all, you'd know that Iambanas & Screwy-co are not Scientologists. They are trolls who like to mess with you. And you are a troll yourself.
144. Libraesque, where did you read that the location on the overvoting Parade.com computers traced back to Celebrity center? I'd like to know, seriously.
Lastly, ladies, please lay off the Jesus juice when you have a baby on board. Fetal alcohol syndrome is an entirely preventable cause of retardation. You know you don't want to raise a child like Cruise=Puppet....

Brace yourself --OOOH!!-- here it comes!! The accusation of being OSA! Of being vile, a slave, beans & rice eater, a fascist drone!! How sad if it were not as I predict, if Cruise= Puppet were to deviate from his script. Go back to OCMB and tell Andreas his friends Natty P. (Trey Parker) and Kusinagi's Ghost (Emma Sugiyama, Trey's wife) are outed. And don't point to Screwy-co or lambabooboo as examples of Scientologists. Real Scientologists don't bother with reading SF, far less posting on it.

i fucking hate scalpers...and their moms

to Whacko, don't remember where i read it but I'm sure I can find it.

Google it and read for yourself, or go to this site:
news aggregator | frouman.net
... Scientology's Hollywood "cult status" restored. Are Scientologists behind attempt to rig poll for Tom Cruise ... effort into skewing a Parade magazine poll in his favor." That Internet ...www.frouman.net/aggregator/feed/5?from=260

150. Hi Libraesque, the site you cited as source of the story on the overvoting computers being at Celebrity Centre( referent to the Parade.com Tom Cruise poll), did not say *where* the overvoting computers were. Maybe you saw something about it on Defamer? I did, but I won't believe it about the ten computers being at Celebrity Centre until someone at Parade.com confirms it. If they do, then I promise to shut my pie hole about it. My theory is that Arnie Lerma or his friends rigged the poll
so he could blame it on "OSA drones". Lerma is suspect as he was predicting that the poll would turn out to be rigged (long before the results came in.)

Whacko, I don't want to keep arguing here, everyone is entitled to their beliefs, and I actually respect someone that needs hardcore proof....but the thing is, is that this isn't anything new with Scientologists, they have been repeatedely accused of supporting "spam teams" and using "bot" technology to thwart their critics, it's documented as fact with other issues not having to do with a celebrity like Tom Cruise. They knew to check the results because they know Scientologists history of stopping at nothing to sway things in their favor. His cringe-involking behavior for a solid year (lately on a daily basis) and poll results that have 84 percent of people voting against the media just doesn't add up, even you can see that. I mean the media doesn't just attack someone for no reason, right? And if there was nothing behind it people wouldn't buy it. The guys a freak, there is no way 84% voted in his favor. People HATE him with a vengence. What other stars movies have been boycotted for christsakes? He did this to himself, not the media. People see his jackass behavior and they react accordingly, the poll was there to confirm it, and Scientology rigged it, plain and simple to preserve the gravy train that is TC