May 1 2006The Superficial Ketchup
• Anna Nicole Smith won a unanimous Supreme Court hearing today and is getting another chance to fight for the millions of dollars she says her dead husband left her. When asked for comment she said, "Where am I? Can I have sex with you? TrimSpa, baby!" And then fell down a flgiht of stairs. [Reuters]
• Keith Richards suffered a concussion after he reportedly fell out of a palm tree while on vacation in Fiji. No, seriously. He fell out of a palm tree. [AP]
• Don Johnson gave birth to a giant over the weekend. And I'm not talking about the humongous dump he took on Sunday. [AP]
• Halle Berry is jumping on the adoption bandwagon and says she'll "definitely adopt." It's a shame she couldn't jump on the "take your clothes off in public" bandwagon, because that wagon is just so much sweeter. [People]
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Reader Comments
1. junebug - May 1, 2006 2:14 PM
first bitches
2. BigJim - May 1, 2006 2:15 PM
In other news, the Supreme Court said that Edna is fat.
3. BigJim - May 1, 2006 2:17 PM
Richards didn't fall, he jumped. After his third speedball he thought he could fly.
4. junebug - May 1, 2006 2:18 PM
hahaha I forgot Don Johnson was considered a celebrity at one time. what was he on again?
5. Akapee - May 1, 2006 2:18 PM
Good for Anna. Hopefully, she can get some extra change for more breast augmentations.
6. WTF - May 1, 2006 2:19 PM
This is Latin Work Strike Day. Im not a latino...but in the spirit of things I refuse to give my girlfriend an orgasm. It's just too much work - and she does a better job without me anyway.
7. DaveBenner - May 1, 2006 2:20 PM
Is it just me, or does Anna Nicole Smith look hot when she's in her "going to court" costume? Bitch doesn't need an inheritance, she just needs some pant-suits and some litigation.
8. WTF - May 1, 2006 2:21 PM
Anna looks like 'Edna The Big-Faced Girl' in that pic.
9. jugsgirl - May 1, 2006 2:22 PM
Don Johnson's kid was 27 1/2 inches long, what the hell? Most newborns are between 14-20 inches long.
10. Italian Stallion - May 1, 2006 2:23 PM
He found out his daughter was dating Ritchie Sambora and tried to commit suicide......"No way my daughter is dating a Mexican"..............
11. crazylittledancer - May 1, 2006 2:27 PM
Well, shit. She got the old man's ashes. Isn't that enough?
12. Jacq - May 1, 2006 2:29 PM
Anyone see the SNL cartoon where Smurfette is Anna Nicole. Hilarious. She looks like she needs Windex.
13. Italian Stallion - May 1, 2006 2:31 PM
#6 Who will wash the dishes today? Who's gonna cut the grass? How is the leak in my roof gonna be fixed, I mean what if it rains? They have two holidays in one week, WTF, Cinco de Mayo and now this shit.....Whats next, National blacks take off work day, oh yeah, nevermind..........
14. Binky - May 1, 2006 2:35 PM
In support of 'Un Dia Sin Immigrantes' ( I assume that's French) - I won't attempt any humour on this site today...as usual...
15. jugsgirl - May 1, 2006 2:36 PM
"a day without a mexican" is coming true
16. dark - May 1, 2006 2:37 PM
Justice Thomas filed the following concurring opinion:
"Breasticessss"
17. Pearly - May 1, 2006 2:41 PM
Keith Richards is what, 90? And he's running up palm trees? What the hell? I love rock stars... That image made my day!
18. WTF - May 1, 2006 2:44 PM
or like hairless italian women....just makes no sense.
19. sherry-co - May 1, 2006 2:52 PM
HAPPY MAY DAY ALL! Let us all turn over a new leaf, and get along...amen!
20. Italian Stallion - May 1, 2006 2:53 PM
#18 LOL I hate when I get hair stuck in my teeth, and all I was doing is sucking her toes..........
21. Italian Stallion - May 1, 2006 2:55 PM
Shut up Sherry-co, The only thing I want to hear is you turning over in your grave while I piss on it after eating asparagus, of course........Dumb Bitch........
22. sherry-co - May 1, 2006 3:00 PM
Now is that NICE? I am extending an olive branch to all you folks on SF...
23. WTF - May 1, 2006 3:03 PM
#18 LOL...thats fucked up.
24. Pearly - May 1, 2006 3:04 PM
and I'm extending a lighter
25. WTF - May 1, 2006 3:04 PM
i meant #20...damn i gotta learn to lay off that shit Peter Doherty keeps dropping off at my house!
26. Fisher55 - May 1, 2006 3:13 PM
wait, is denise richards keith's daughter?
27. BigJim - May 1, 2006 3:17 PM
I am reporting all scientologist posts. Go die, sherry-cunt.
28. sherry-co - May 1, 2006 3:24 PM
awwww....come on Big Jim...Im trying to play nice in the sandbox...wont you try too? Im ready to be de-progammed by the SF family..
29. NoraBalora - May 1, 2006 3:46 PM
27 inches?!?!!
30. Iambananas - May 1, 2006 4:08 PM
NO AMNESTY -- EMPLOY AMERICANS!! The only difference today made for me was no traffic on the freeways, and more parking at school. Let it be forever! Don't like our laws? Go back to Mexico!
31. Iambananas - May 1, 2006 8:19 PM
The unemployment rate for black males is 60%... I seriously doubt that no one else would do those jobs.
32. Fa Cube Itches - May 1, 2006 8:29 PM
Good to see that Halle "Multiple Hit & Run" Berry will likely be deemed fit to adopt a little commode diver. What could possibly go wrong there? See: Spears, Britney; Spears, Sean Preston, Head, lemon-shaped.
33. gogoboots - May 1, 2006 10:09 PM
Is any of this news? I would say NOT!
34. cherryrain - May 3, 2006 11:30 PM
hey, there's a typo in the first paragraph.
"And then fell down a flgiht of stairs."
flight..hehe