What are the board rules here? Is it funny if I say she has herpes?

I actually don't care about the answer to that question, I just wanted to keep some retard from posting "first".

What happened to back end of drinky-girl?
How do drinky-girl pants stay up?
M@ce confused...SMASH!!

Nipples of steel, brains of...well nevermind she has none.

How do you make fun of a walking joke?

I think Tara has more clothes on now than I've seen her in for about the last 5 years. No cleavage? Shocking.

Why is she even at the film festival? DOn't you have to make movies to be considered an actress anymore? Or does acting dumb and slutty count nowadays?

Doesn't she look like she's morphing into the singing alien in the Star Wars Mos Eisley cantina?

She puts the "oog" in cougar.

I spent my summers during college working in Mos Eisley.
The chick who sang there didn't have half the inter-galactic herpes this bitch has...

The SF guys said "dirty slut" like it was a bad thing.

Okay. Someone needs to stage a fashion intervention for this girl. Clinton and Stacy to the rescue - vite!!!

The only plus this outfit has to offer is that it at least covers her up. For Tara Reid, this outfit is the sartorial equivalent of the habit of a Carmelite nun.

M@ce born in Mos Eisley. Is retched hive of scum and villany.

I think she looks kinda good compared to her usual trashy getup. She's really covered up. Unfortunately her face looks really old and saggy. How old is she anyway?

Do you guys also see the trail of VD creepy crawlies that fall from her as she walks, or is it just me?

I think she is under 30........that haircut is ill-advised. She totally looks like a wannabe MILF down at the swim club.

her boobs really are about to hit the floor
is she even 30 yet?

The only thing she needs to complete the WT look is a Pabst Blue Ribbon and/or an Ambrosia salad...

#26 you have the same thought as me!
great minds, my friend

fuck I meant #16
I give up

Holy shiiiit yeah, erm....nice tits grandma!!

I personally don't think it's the face you should be worrying about.
Look at where her nipples are... good grief. If you're gonna get a boob job, at least get one that's gonna last. At the rate hers are going they're going to be at her navel by the time she hirts 30.

I love you, Tara Reid.

If she would wear a bra once a month she could extend the life of that boob job by at least 3 years.

#15-I do see a whole bunch of bad fashion trailing behind her. VD has many disguises, my friends.

I like Tara's hunchback, turtle chin, and knock-knees. I can tell she's going to age gracefully, like an Autumn leaf.

I kind of like her... I guess.

Her butt looks like it's been lipo-ed too much, but go her... short skirts are fun and flirty!

Ever since the boob lift, she has stopped wearing a bra... This is not a GOOD thing when you weigh 87 pounds and have a negative ass.
Those giant globes she so proudly displays are sliding down her bony chest...

I think they rest somewhere between where NORMAL boobies go and her belly button....

Ewww.... She's like Paris' Hilton's skanky trailer part cousin with a bad boob job...

rawr! I think she is still cute but I am the child of an alcoholic mother....

:-(

Surely you need to be in some films to be invited to a film festival, right? or is she just there as a warning to young actresses about the evils of partying too hard, bad boob jobs, sleeping around, and too much peroxide. Looking at her would scare the party instinct out of me. you have been warned, Lindsay Lohan!
http//celebreligion.com

I can't believe I masturbated to this person. How was I to know she would turn into, this horrible tit monster.

Hey shoes are ugly, her haircut is cute... but DOES SHE EVER WEAR A BRA??!!??!

Wow, she's really beginning to look her age, if her age was 39 instead of 29 or however old she is. But seriously, is it just me or are her breasts seriously saggy? I thought implants were supposed to make you look perkier.

"Two weeks since I started and oh-my-god... Within three days I was actually forgetting to eat."

...

Thats good... encourage people to be anorexic.

im sorry but she looks like a lesbian. The outfit is horrible, and why did she cut her hair????

im sorry but she looks like a lesbian. The outfit is horrible, and why did she cut her hair????

I find it amusing that Reid is at "Cans" and yet is flat chested like a little boy. Aren't you supposed to be a movie star or topless to go to Cans? She is neither

I'd lay down any stakes you want, that somewhere in her person lays a pack of KooL 100's.

Good call, Slim. And here's hoping that your use of "in" as opposed to "on her person" was intentional. Surely she has plenty of room "in" her body for many packs, possibly even a carton.

Hey Tranny, she ain't flat, she's got big fake DD's that were surgically inserted by one of those guys that played a doctor on MASH when he was really drunk. They were filled with whiskey but one night she got thirsty.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel a little bit bad for her. Definitely have more pity for her than Britney. Tara has a Dana Plato-ness about her. Sorry to speak ill of the dead-Dana just rolled over in her grave at that comparison.

HER NIPS ARE HANGING KINDA LOW PEOPLES...i had to "yell" it cuz....SHE HAD BREAST IMPLANTS....what the fuck...they shouldnt be that low...ughh and she doesnt have kids....

She doesn't have kids.....yet. There has to be a limit on the # of abortions the human body can tolerate, however. Her time to spawn is nigh.

Holy Mother of Fuck Osh, that was some funny shit!

Women; (and trannies) (note spelling, fucktards)

If you are going to get implants, first of all....Don't. But, if you insist on wanting to look weird, by all means, install a 3rd boob in the center of your back. You know, for dancing.

@40 ouch, my bad, but it does open up a world of possibilities...

She paid someone to make her boobs droop like that? Her knees are way fug too. It must be all the time she spends on them--it starts deteriorating the kneecaps, you know.

All of you disgust me. You are all just jelous that you can't walk around in a bright red track jacket with your gorilla tits that look like they've been mauled on by pit bulls poking out, and still look like a modern Marilyn Monroe or Jackie Kennedy. Tara Reid is a classy young lady and fine example of grace and beauty. How dare you say anything less of this woman of walking elogance. How dare you.

I wonder how the "morning after" is like after scoring with this *cough* *cough* "hottie"

I'm thinking of the rank aroma of spilled beer mixed with stale menthol cigarettes, her sweet breath on your face as both wake up sticky with her smegma and dried spooge.

She's got huge Cannes.

#49. Ummmmmm... smegmaaaaa...

NO ILLEGAL ALIENS! STOP AMNESTY! STOP THE TAKING OVER OF THE COUNTRY! BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN THE RIGHT WAY... NOT THE ILLEGAL WAY! IT'S DISGUSTING AND BREAKING THE LAW AND IT MAKES IT MISERABLE FOR LEGAL AMERICANS!

Scarily enough, above* waist she looks like a normal person. Below* waist, - horrible disfigured person. (Esp. picture 1). It's like they were composed of two different people.

Shit Slim, reminds me of every time I had sex.

hey, willow, go back to coming in my salad, k? I fucking love Mexicans, the chicks are down for anything in the sack, and the men supply some of the best coke in the nation.

@52 ...It's responsible citizens, like you, that put us all in shame. We should've been posting that message months ago!!!! Now Paco, Miguel and Maria down in Guadalajara will read it on their laptops and change their minds before coming over.

kudos and hi fives all around buddy.

49: I'd imagine there would be flies buzzing in the background, too. Like enough flies to make one of those starving, fly-covered Somali kids jealous.

Dear God, I thought we were done with this tart aside from the fake pic from last week that looked like Tara with a nose job but obviously was NOT.I will atone for any sins I may have committed if you will just drop Tara Reid, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan from the face of the earth, never to be heard of again. In the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit.

AMEN

re: 52

i'm confused... are they saying that tara reid is an illeagal alien?

Someone hand her a belt to get her nips up.

Ditto on the sellout Senate legislation immigration scam.
Call the House and stop the bastards from turning us into a third world country of rich and poor.

Because you can bet, a lot of jobs will be paying poor.

@56 Yes....yes sadly there would be quite a bit of flies.

Also, quite a bit of burning during urination would become part of your morning routine as well.

This the only statement I'm gonna make about this, you wanna stop illegal workers? 5 year sentences (in federal pound me in the ass prisons) no PAROLE and confiscation of all assets for ANYONE who knowingly hires any illegal for ANYTHING. That means housewives who want a cheap yard cleaner, asshole suburbanites who want their houses cleaned, politicians, cheap FARMERS etc... In the case of corporations they should be confiscated.

Eliminate the job market and many (maybe not all) will not come up.

She's just a crying shame.

Her hair is bad...but she's got such lovely eyes (the color).

Her breasts are atrocious.

Her legs are a crime against nature.

That outfit is gnarly and I want to beat her for wearing such ugly shoes.

Nikk;

in fun and all, but you know the Templars were an all white, supremicist, ultra christian buncha fags, right?

Stick a fork in her, since no penis dare go there, she's done. Her face looks like she's sinking into an ass backwards. Like quicksand, only with asscheeks.

"whore-ific"

Now I usually enjoy superficial article, but this is uncalled for. She's hanging around wearing bum clothes, and I know everyone here has those days. They selected her and tried their best to rip her fashion apart, but her fashion wasn't that atrocious either, compared to some other hollywood fashions I've seen. Let's stick to real stuff people.

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Fuck me, what is wrong with Hollywood? Why is this woman famous? Granted she's on the C-list, but still, I'm so sick of seeing her picture and hearing about her ditzy antics and seeing her fugly face and fake tits everywhere. Tara Reid has no talent, no beauty, and no personality. She once had a decent figure, but now she looks like bloated white trash.

How many Tara Reids does it take to open a 40z
bottle of Steel Reserve Malt Liquor?

none

She drinks it from a troft, like a pig.

P.S. 52 please get the fuck out. I don't care WHAT your political opinion is - stop coming on here and stirring up shit.

I think she's hot. Wouldn't you much rather have a 20-something slut like her, rather than a 40-something housewife like Trophywife, that pathetically fishes for comments on her white trash myspace pictures?

Big Jim...You're back! Where have you been, hon?

@52 Mexicans rule dude!!!! If you want them gone, then you better fucking finish the roof on my garage motherfucker because I refuse. And don't even get me started on the yardwork you bigot!!!!!

for crying out loud!!!!! What the hell has happened to her? Has she taken to hanging out in bingo halls?? Why do they even waste film on her?

I keep hearing that we need the illegal aliens to do the jobs that americans wont do.
I think Tara would do a donkey show, I really do.

@but go her... short skirts are fun and flirty! <-- funny!

@70 now that's pretty funny Slim

Doesn't help that she dresses like a 16 year old girl. Isn't she 30? And she's wearing a skirt that says Don't Eat Yellow Snow?

You take the girl out of Jersey but you can NEVER take Jersey out of the girl.

She'll be 31 this year... I don't know because I'm a fan, I'm just obsessed with IMDB.com. If we're going to talk about border control AND Tara Reid, I suggest we combine the 2 topics so we don't get astray. Those aren't breasts... she's smuggling Mexicans under her jacket. And those aren't knee caps.. she had balloons full of Mexican cocaine implanted under her skin. THERE.

She's got haggard alcoholic whore written all over her.
Give her a few more years and she's going to be a real beast.

So I guess it's pretty clear now that THIS Tara Reid (#1):

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/05/15/tara_reid_is_transforming.html

is not THE Tara Reid (#2) above. Nice how you tried to hoodwink us 'Fish! :)

Tara Reid #1 has class. Tara Reid #2 is in serious need of long-term therapy, breast reduction, a good face powder to take down heavy-duty skin shine, a good haircut, a professional dye job, etc. etc. etc. Tara Reid #2 can learn a lot from Tara Reid #1.

A LOT!

I put up with crazy fucking clients all day, so she'd seem no different interpersonally. Haggard alcoholic whore maybe, but baby stripped down and giving us a little bunny-rabbit wag just to show us she means it wouldn't hurt my feelings. Behind, apparently there's room at the inn. Weighing-in up front are definitely heavy hangers, each big enough to pool up and fill a mixing bowl.

She has the weirdest body ever, it's like big boobs and no ass = woman?

Ha Ha - Tara rulz - Everyone else is such a dick! Get over it. Not jelously - no way. Ha Ha!

she may not be looking her best in these photos, but she can scrub up nice when she makes an effort. I still would...

Every time I see pictures of this skank, I get the overwhelming urge to scrub myself with bleach and sandpaper. It's kind of like when you see a bug, and then the rest of the day you feel these phantom itches all over your body, like you have little critters running all over your skin.

HEr breasts aren't really that big, she's just storing up semen from last weekend so she can go back to her cave and start egg laying.

I'd hit it.....................
If I was considering suicide that is. Gotta be better to go out from a massive dose of herpes, gonorrhea & AIDS than a gunshot to the head, doesn't it?

TCLTC

She looks like a Macy's Day Parade balloon.

She looks like the holier-than-thou bitch at the packie (liquor store) who scowls at you and your friends because you're obviously not cool enough to be getting drunk.

She may be a drunken skank, but thats why we love her. I am suprised that her labia aren't hanging out of the bottom of that skirt. Oh sorry, I was wrong, its a belt not a skirt.

Sorry but I think she is hot- and yes this is a desparate attempt to have her notice me in the hope that she reads here all the time because she is so shallow she wnat sto she if she is on the Net.

"Tara Reid Walks Across the Street!! More at 8."

#87 - That's the first time I ever laughed out loud at a Superficial comment! Hilarious! Ah ha ha ha ha

Considering the ONLY thing she had going for her was that some people overlooked her complete skanishness and thought she was hot, why would she cut her hair to look like a cafeteria worker?

Mrs T -- You make me laugh.

Tara Reid is why we're all called "ugly american".

"Tara Reid slouches like your grandmother! More at 10."

What movie is she premiering - "Straight To Video"? The only possible reason at this stage in her non-career for Tara Reid to be at Cannes is that she is pulling a train for some financially strapped movie studio. You can almost see the studio heads, like sideshow barkers, trying to get people to see their shit film by lining up to gangbang Tara Reid. "Step right up and see Straight To Video, starring the talented American actress Tara Reid. Admission includes one free fuck of said actress, blow jobs require an additional viewing with a promisory note vouching for a generous review."

"Soon after this photo was taken, Tara stopped by a local thrift store to buy a tutu, some multicolored tights and a lacy corset. She emerged moments later looking just like Cyndi Lauper! Only ugly."

The grandmother's slouch or hunchback, since it's knockers-related, gets a free pass. Later in life, perhaps she'll have the steel rods put in her spine to keep her back straight vs. knocker-weight. Meanwhile, Tara, and other drunkish, squinty blue-eyed honeys by the liquor store with smokes,freckles, jello balloons w/huge crowners and nips poking through, and belts around their tiny asses...see you again when I come for my last skunky case of Rolling Rock prior to Aug1 Annheuser Busch take-over.

"This just in. Tara Reid has been chosen to play 'Rainbow Brite' in Rainbow Brite: The Movie set for straight to video release November 2006. Her horse will be played by Jennifer Aniston."

Surprised her and Britney aren't BFF's. They obviously have the same street walker style.

Looks like she is going for the "Monster" look. You know - Charlize Theron's potrayal of Aileen Wuornos. What out guys - she might kill you.

100% Florida Trailer Park Fair...

"This just in!! Tara Reid has agreed to star as Courtney Love in an indedpendent project funded by Ed Norton Productions entitled: "Courtney, The Kurt Years" Details at 11. Wait, that was pretty much it."

HeyLuv #37..Tara didn't cut her hair. She just had those hair extensions removed. Don't you love how all the hollywood bimbo's make the rest of the female population feel like they are the only ones who can grow hair at the rate of 4 inches a week? That's why I hate these people. So fake....

She is one of Tammy Faye Bakers children. What do you expect.

this is what happens to your body when you are naturally thin, in your 30s, and never go to the gym.

she really needs to lay off the drinking
its definitely taking a toll on her
she looks old and busted!

She really lends an air of legitamacy to the whole festival don't you think?

her body really does defy all laws of science. No ass, drinks like a fish so should be Mariah fat, fake tittys that sag after a 1+ years. And what's with the don't eat yellow snow patch ????

at least she was in the big lebowski. many, many years ago...

I hope to God that she sued whatever drunk ass plastic surgeon mutilated her breasts, she would look better flat than she does with these huge-ass saggy franken-boobs. OR MAYBE SHE COULD JUST WEAR A FUCKING BRA seriously, her and britney make me sick with their breasts just flapping in the wind.

Could she be any more washed up and pathetic? Her terrible boob job did nothing for her looks or career (not to mention her godawful personality and inability to not ass out after a few drinks) but the most significant change is how her face went from a 7 to 3 in a few short years. Disgusting.

WTF.....I see more class from people running the rides at the fair....it's the crack ....THE CRACK

holy mother of god, look at her hands in that one pick.....they look like 900 year old reptile hands. HOW old is she?????

What happened to Tara Reid?? I remember a while back (atleast 2 years ago) she was in some magazine (can't remember the name) and was voted the #1 top hottest female for like that year (guessing around '03 '04). I just want to know what happened to that Tara Reid. I USED to think she was a very talented and beautiful woman until I heard about the new "Where my Dogs at?" episode on MTV2. It said the new episode with her in it talks about her going into rehab. Any of yall watch that? You need to.... it's hillarious!

NEWAYZ.... WHAT HAPPENED TO TARA REID?!?