First? First! Denise, come to me baby!

Richie, please die now & on your way to hell, take Bon Jovi with you you fucking scumbag.

TCLTC

hmm. guess I am not a giver of shit...

Poor Penise!

She is such a cockknocker. And, so is Denise.

I can't believe this. I had to double up on Therapy Circle yesterday because my social worker felt I still had issues about Richie/Denise/David/Heather/Charlie. Which meant I had to miss a whole day of Clay Therapy. I come to the SF to unwind and not have to talk about this. And now, the ashtrasy I was making shaped like my little sister's vagina won't get fired until next week. Which means she won't get it for her birthday and I'll have to punish myself.

Maybe he realized that, since he was banging Denise, and she was with Chuckles Sheen, who loved prostitutes, by the transitive property he basically was having sex with the equivalent of an AIDS-ridden South African ghetto slum.

Well that relationship lasted long. 8-)

But that was going to be the romance for the ages! I guess it's good of Richie to resign his temporary C-List status gracefully.

Any guy with a working neuron in his head would steer clear of Denise. She's already demonstrated what a cunt she can be if she doesnt' get her way. She's go to any depth to ruin a guy. Now, Charlie Sheen is not winner, but the unwritten law in Hollywood is that you don't dish dirt on your fellow actor during a break up. Denise might have just ruined her career, not that she had one to begin with.

good for her. what a gutterslut. why would richie even bother with that? trade up to a 22 yr old. go get em tiger!

#7, you are right on target. Maybe he watched a special on Discovery about STD's and realized that since CSheen has banged everything with a pulse his weiner might fall off if he kept it up. He gives love a bad name. ( Shot through the heart, Denise, you're to blame)

First bitches...
ooh...does sambora Love The Cock also?

6, LOLOLOL

I normally just ash my cigarette directly into my little sister's vag...why bother with a replica?

I hope Heather broke his damn arm. The bastard. Denise is a tramp.

By the way, Doc, you Rok!!

She has a mouth that is too big for her face. I remember seeing her on an episode of Seinfeld. It's the one where George leaves his once hot wife and screws around with Denise's character and then dumps her ass after he realizes she's not a nice piece of ass after all.

It would be funnnier if the post was titled:
"Richie Sambora TAKES a dump on Denise Richards".

Because these two people are really unfunny, so if he happened to shit on her chest, that would make him at least a little funny.

I got nuthin.'

Richie is moving on. How long before Denise makes a public outcry of her mistreatment.

Okay, he banged every which way but hey, it's time to move on.

She actually dumped him after reading my posts of undying love for her right here on the Fish.

Let a brotha' dream.

instead of Rot Gut....you got Cock Rot...hahahaaha..i kill me! no really kill me!

It Richie was so devoted to Heather why would he jump on someone so soon after she files. It makes it look like he was cheating before or he could not wait to get something new. Either way any time an older guy is getting a yonger woman I say great. and just remember condoms condoms condoms

Aren't they... like... b-list celebrities? Who cares about what's happening with them?

See everyone... you were all wrong about him... he is a nice guy after all... a nice, conciderate and sweet guy...

I meant "considerate" of course.

he's so fugly that just seeing him makes my vuvla quake with repulsion

considering bon jovi sells out giant concert halls pretty much everywhere they go i am not really sure you can call him a has been. but whatever. leave it to stupid superficial people to ignore facts in an attempt to be vaguely funny.

Wow he's gotten even more publicity then when he was in Bon Jovi!

#21 When and where...

TCLTC

yikes. so little comments. Must mean that no one really gives a shit about Richie Sambora, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear OR david spade.

@27-

And I'd bet you're there at all the shows, in your 80's leather jacket, acid washed jeans, and permed hair. Are you that bitch who holds up the lighter every time they play that song that goes, WAAANTED......DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE!!!? It's over. Let it go. They're has-beens.

Says the Doctor:

Mr. Sambora, I'm sorry to tell you that you're suffering from the first known case of Charlie Sheen Syndrome, which means that you are infected with all known venereal diseases plus four which we have just discovered, in you. From looking at you I also have to notify you that you're dead and will be buried when you leave the office. Your next of kin have also been notified.

You know you're a loser when superfical users have only posted 32 comments on your story.

Are these people ( ppl for sherry-co ) all from West Virginia? What is with Hollywood's incestuous fuckfest?

Denise Richards will scrog David Spade, and Charlie Sheen will hook up with Heather Locklear. Hillbillies, all, ...

#^...LMAO

oops...#6

Look at mouse face and the hunchback of notre dame. The bitch is throwed off, acting like she's so happy knowing damn well richie samabora is ugly as hell..

Hahaha!

@34
You are pretty damn funny

I think this entire "drama" is a pathetic cry for the media's attention. Nobody cares about either of these people anymore, so they cooked up a plot straight out of a lame soap opera to get people interested.

Clearly it didn't work.

i fucking hate scalpers

..@31

okay,
considering bon jovi arn't has beens
theyre so hot right now they sell out hsows in every country and they have new and younger fans every year theyre amazing
hahaha you people don't know anything seriously learn about something before you try to talk about it
im 17 im a die hard bon jovi fan and id kill to go to one of their concerts

Sigh. Another visit to planet whogivesafuck. I like Heather, but I could give a rats about Denise. She's a straight up hizzo.

This isn't true. I saw Bon Jovi last night in Coventry and Denise was standing on the side of the stage twirlling and flicking her hair. Clearly, her and Richie are together.