#1 :)

#2 :)

Oh, great a new pseudo-celeb, so she showed her cooch big deal, playboy is overated and Hugh has become a joke. The mansion and the famous "grotto" must reek of hopped-up on Viagra old man stink.

Heff is a sham. There is no way that old man still gets it up. Those bitches are paid to pretend he's their boyfriend. Please!

I was going to be first....damned sign in..im still new at this. oh well

I KNEW disney had a positive effect on children

Yep, nothing says sexy like balls that hang to mid-thigh, a wee bit of dried up saliva lurking in the corner of a wrinkly old-man mouth, a few sparse grey chest hairs clinging to saggy 80 year old man-boobs, and a penis that needs a constant IV drip of Viagra to even stay at half-mast, all the while hangin' out in a frumpy housedress that my Nana used to wear in 1918. Hugh Hefner, sexiest codger of the year...

Since when did the Crypt Keeper start wearing sunglasses?

Sports motorbike coverage means their liability is severely compromised. Although if I were 5'4" with massive round bouncy tits I could talk them into it.
As proud owner of 44" double D tits and a size 4 waist I KICK Hugh's girl's asses.

Way harsh but true!

Now I know what Dr. Suess meant when he said I have a wocket in my pocket........

I used to dress in costume for an amusement park, and Playboy never thrust a "Playmate of the Year" deal in my face. Fucking A.

Granted, I was dressed as a giant hotdog, and the kids threw their soda at me, but underneath, I was dead sexy.

Also, that playmate has the jawline of a Paris Hilton wanna-be impersonator.

EWWWW...That was very graphic Kris, I think I'm gonna throw up now, and I don't think there'll be any eating for me today.

thank you for that.

i am waiting for heff to start making fictional characters the new playmates. next year, he'll proclaim, "all the bitches from Sweet Valley High" to be playmates of the year.

and then, mercifully, my collection of Sweet Valley High books and memorabilia won't make me look like some perverted 28 year old white male.

but i bet the "I heart DJ Tanner" t-shirt will.

Fake blonde alert!!!

happiest place on earth...

Why do I have the feeling that when Hugh does finally cum, it's like having baby powder thrown in your face?

I <3 when people post their breast size on the comments section of a celebrity gossip site. It's so relevant.

This was up earlier, but wouldnt let me post... then it was taken down...

Anyways... #6 ewwww

Kids:Hey everyone, it's old man Heffner let's teepee his house.

old man heffner: hey HEY YOU, YOU FUCKIN' KIDS *pumps his fists in comical old guy style* GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

#8
I feel sorry for you.

You would think that Hef would get a spray tan so he could be orange and match his girls.

right on, MissAppropriateorwhatever...can you stand up on your own?

I used to fuck my sister's Minnie Mouse doll at night. But enough about last week.

Hey, I also heard that their Christian plus-size playmate of the year, Edna, was caught getting it up the ass for Heff with his XXL anal beads. Report that, Edna, you fucking slut!

I sometimes think he's actually dead and it's like a Weekend at Bernie's type of situation.

Bernie looked more alive than this fool.

Whenever I need to throw up, I just imagine his balls in my mouth.. works everytime.

I love the fake smile she's giving him in the photo. What a cheap skank. #6, lmao with your comment.

Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket

#17 someone needs to invent a term for that...every forum has at least one... and it's not just that they have huge tits, but that they are perfectly firm and round.
O and they also weigh 100 lbs. and have a size 00 waist.
And they're rich.
I like to drive around topless in my convertible Aston Martin and feel the cool breeze caressing my 50EE's! BTW I am a szie 2! Quick someone on the InTaRwEb ask me for my picture!

Nothing brings out the cattiness like a post about a Playmate. Can we get a few saucers of milk in here?

"Kara Monaco" is an anagram of "A moon, a rack", which is fitting, because she has both. Along with a face made of silly putty. You could press a comic against her face and make an imprint. Or your fist.

# 16 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the visual!!!!!!

It was probably what happened to her the night she was left alone with the seven dwarves that has led her down the path of fecal porn, double penetration Anal movies and bukkaki films. Oh wait, thats Tom Cruise.

LMAO@31!
Why does she look so plastic? not ugly, just made out of plastic.
Heffner, that dirty old fuck. If he lives to be ninety five he'll be dating third graders.

I actually know this girl. She is just as friendly as peach pie. I really liked her.

@33: Have the lambs stopped crying, you boring bitch.

She looks cross-eyed.

Hey Superficial, the chicks a PMOY and the best picture you can post is her staring at Hef's turkey-neck, asking herself, "was all this attention worth banging this guy"?

I KNEW Snow White was fucking all of those dwarfs. Slut! Has anyone seen that Ramstein video with Snow White and the dwarfs? Where she's whipping them to mine the gold that she's snorting? Effen hilarious.

#8 - Do you have 2 master's degrees, like Hugh's girlfriend, Bridgette? Hang onto those tits, sister.

After watching Girls Next Door, I am absolutely convinced that Hugh no longer has any idea what's going on. It did change what I thought about the girls, though. Except Kendra, she's locked in that house and desperately wants dick run through her.

I went to high school with her!

#33 - She looks like a chick that you look at and immediately think, "Bitch." But I bet she's really sweet.

#17 - Ugh, you WOULD say that - you and your 38EE's! I miss Osh's high, firm titties

There was a time when we'd get some high res pics if this chick with this post. Come on Superficial what happened baby?

tedious, can we have something new already

Hef is grody, I don't care how much money he's worth.

Does anyone else think she kind of looks like Nicole Ritchie, before she became a stick?
I think she's still wearing her Cinderella wig.

Surprised Hef isn't playing up the Disney angle more. Ms. Monaco should be on cover sitting on a pumpkin in Cinderella gear with a couple of strategically placed cartoon mice. Does anyone know if this bitch is related to Kelly Monaco, that Dancing With the Stars phenom and former Playboy playmate? If so, two playmates in one family - Mom and Dad must be so proud. There's probably a second cousin somewhere doing midget porn to capitalize on the relation. "The Seven Dwarves in Snow White."

#17 someone needs to invent a term for that...every forum has at least one... and it's not just that they have huge tits, but that they are perfectly firm and round.
O and they also weigh 100 lbs. and have a size 00 waist
To no.28, some slim women DO have natural big breasts. And they are generally firm until they have kids or get into their mid 30's.
If I had big ones, I'd tell the world about them too! In fact, I'd probably get them out at every opportunity.
I'm not a fan of ugly plastic tits like Britney's, Christina Aguilera's or Mariah's, but natural ones are great.
The girl in the pic does look like that Paris impersonator though. Ewwww!

Hef grosses me right the fuck out the window.
I have no insightful comment about the girl because she's just another cookie cutter blonde. That's like trying to comment on the air, or the ground.

@33

Just how friendly IS peach pie, anyway? FYI, all these playmates are really "friendly". That's how they get the gig in the first place. You know, by being "friendly".

I tried out to be a Tinkerbell once. Made it till the end cut too. But got cut.

MissAppropriated #8. 44" double D's would mean that you are actually extraordinarily fat. 34" DD or G or even F would mean that you are a thin girl with big hooties. So, I'm guessing that instead of being the off-balance size 4 pixie you claim to be you are actually a hairy, husky, aging pervert with your tiny, pink, clammy dick in one hand and the other on the keyboard. perv.

She is fucking bangin' and when I say bangin' I would bang her retarded...

@48
Too heavy for the ceiling pulley?

OK, you know what? I don't care what else is said on this, because any woman responsible for something like this photo (http://www.babe-a-licious.net/g338/kara_monaco_17.jpg) rocks my face (and shaft, balls, and maybe even my bung).

#48 MeganHarris big surprise there......to bad they didn't do you a favor and cut your throat too..............

haha @ 53

#46 - Where the fuck have you been?! I've missed you! Ask lamebananas, I'm sure he/she'd have something insightful to say. Yesterday, he/she told us why the invented the outside.

#51 - I literally laughed out loud. Good one. Or Megan probably got cut cause they needed a girl without a penis to wear the tights. Even though it is a mircopenis.

That didn't make sense. Why the outside was invented - that's better.

Who's cares?? Not me!

@13: You're not a pervert. I STILL have all my SVH books. But I'm a 24-yo female. Wait, maybe you are a pervert. It's still all good though.

UNWASHED: There have already been sets of sisters, sets of cousins, and even a couple mother/daughter combos in Playboy. Unless they go with Siamese twins, it's probably already been done.

Don't quite get how he manages to "bang" these girls. I've read more than a few Playmate data sheets in my day and nary a one has ever listed "fucking an old dude with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel" as being one of their "Turn-Ons". Mayhap they lie? Nah, not possible.

why American looks like plastic dolls?
did nobody say to them that they was really not sexy?

http://bilybop.free.fr

This used to be a site where everyone posted comments on celebrities... that was fun, and that's how it started. I posted that I didn't hate Tom Cruise and I'm not a freak to wish someone dead that I don't even know.

So, lets go back to just commenting on celebs and not on fellow posters behind the anonymity of a screen name. I don't understand saying something personal about a screen name... it's that dumbest thing in the whole world.

Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

See, it really doesnt make a logical person out of a dumb one, now does it?

Now you see what I'm talking about, so take my advice and really try to act like a member of society and not like a bratty little annoying thing.

And, P.S. My Screen name is I_AM_BANANAS... like the letter I (eye)... and it's not my fault you don't know the difference. Ever heard the Gwen song? I am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Don't hate, appreciate.

AGAIN with the fucking copy and paste. Please ban this bitch.

How funny, I didn't realize there was a pipeline between Disney and Playboy...it makes sense though, they're both pretty much evil...

Bananas: Go away please. You are a fucktard.

Actually this is not big news seeing as how there are several porn stars that also worked at Disneyland, and in particular, their parade.

She looks very cute!!!! she ain't maga-hot Jordan though, not even close...

Holy shit! Ugly, really? Go look at her spread from a few months ago. She might be the most beautiful and physically perfect woman I've ever seen. Not sure if she's dumb and don't really care. I don't need her to represent me in my criminal trial. I need her to told the sexy position so the photographer guy can take her picture so I can furiously masturbate.

@61 who is Sweatsensa8tion? You go preaching about how we shouldn't go putting our fellow posters down, and then you go do it? Hello? Maybe you need some counceling to get it all out so we don't need to put up with the long posts, just a suggestion. No hard feelings, nothing but love for all of you out there, cause I'm such a sweetie, just ask Megan.

I've seen her spread in Playboy and it was hot. Still, I don't care for her hairdo in this photo. Hugh Hefner is a dirty old man, but he's made a living off of it.

MeganHarris tried out to be Tinkerbelle, then Leonardo DiCaprio came in and said, "C'mon, babe, you don't need this gig." But as they were walking accross the street to get a latte, Leo was kidnapped by a van full of angry Libtards who threw a salad in Magan's face before they drove off. Too bad Megan, maybe you can try out for one of the vultures from the Jungle Book.

Shes hot.

#8 you idiot if you're a proud owner of 44"DD tits, your ribcage is something like 39" around. There's no way you have a size 4 waist unless you're some disproportional linebacker Barbie. Or lying. Crazy idea.

What is a Libtard? I guess I missed that meeting.

@73 That is one of Secure White American's favorite put downs. It's so original, liberal retard- libtard

Ok, why hasn't anyone mentioned Hef suddenly morphed into Joe Camel? Check out that profile! I hope his face isn't featured in any magazines children can access, because they'll be chain smoking in minutes. Add the fact he's standing next to a Disney princess and you might as well stuff their tiny pockets with tobacco and light them up.