May 1, 2006
Pete Doherty still a free man
Pete Doherty was arrested again Saturday after pictures of him injecting drugs into a passed out woman surfaced, but was released on bail Sunday after claiming the woman was fully conscious and he was only drawing her blood. Which makes perfect sense, because when girls lie down on my kitchen floor my first instinct is to pull out a needle and draw their blood. You can never have too much blood is what I always say. Actually no, I've never said that. But starting today I will. It just makes sense.
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Comments
1. Posted by EvilFiend on May 1, 2006 2:37 PM
F I R S T !
2. Posted by Pearly on May 1, 2006 2:37 PM
Arrested again huh? Big shock. I'm sick of this loser and his horrifying teeth no matter who it is he's banging.
3. Posted by PocketRocket on May 1, 2006 2:39 PM
I'm sorry, but who the fuck is this guy?
4. Posted by gossipjunkie on May 1, 2006 2:40 PM
Drawing her blood, since when did Pete Doherty become a blood drinking vampire a la Billy Bob/Angelina.
5. Posted by jugsgirl on May 1, 2006 2:40 PM
god this dude is my hero, he is the biggest fuck up in the world - - - and still no real jail time!
6. Posted by idiot.celebrities on May 1, 2006 2:40 PM
Pete Doherty must be his judge's supplier, because high quality cocaine can be the only reason that he is not in jail right now.
7. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 2:41 PM
He needs the blood for his scientific research, which could be any of the following:
-Finding a cure for bad teeth
-Discovering why models go for drugged out losers
-Analysis of the fucked up British system of justice
8. Posted by Jacq on May 1, 2006 2:43 PM
Drawing blood?! Je-zus. I guess he needed as 25cc transfusion.
9. Posted by Abby on May 1, 2006 2:44 PM
Aww, he was just drawing some blood. He's a stand-up chap, that Pete Doherty.
10. Posted by Jacq on May 1, 2006 2:45 PM
*a*
11. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 2:45 PM
This just in: Pollution in Great Britian at an all time high, due to the fact that Pete Doherty insists on keeping his mouth open when walking in the city.............
12. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 2:50 PM
he's used to have his mouth in that position.
13. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 2:50 PM
by the way...tom cruise still likes the dick!
14. Posted by pinky_nip on May 1, 2006 2:50 PM
Someone told him the chick o.d.'ed and he was out of junk, so he was drawing her blood to shoot up with. It's so simple!
15. Posted by missmaiden on May 1, 2006 2:51 PM
note to the unconscious idiot girl, get tested. Get better taste in music too, justin timberlake would never do that to you.
16. Posted by azcoyote on May 1, 2006 2:52 PM
And we all know that the best way to get liquid INTO a syringe is to place one's thumb at the end of the plunger and press... Hmm... A wee bit of BS from this douche I am thinking?
TCLTC
Totally...
17. Posted by Derek Hail on May 1, 2006 2:58 PM
Aww, they left out the most important part of that article.
The fact that he wanted to draw blood to paint his pictures.
I actually posted about that earlier here:
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/01/pete-doherty-paints-pictures/
The fact he wanted to draw blood to paint pictures just makes me laugh. I mean, what was he thinking? Is he now a struggling painter as well as a drug addict artist?
18. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on May 1, 2006 3:07 PM
this guy needs to spend a couple years in jail
19. Posted by Fisher55 on May 1, 2006 3:11 PM
Pete Doherty is a licensed EMT...I said that in the last thread. Just because he is a heroin addict doesn't negate the fact that he's saved dozens of lives.
20. Posted by chanel_bear on May 1, 2006 3:14 PM
JUDGE: Mr. Doherty you were photographed sticking a syringe into an unidentified unconsious woman. I really don't know how your going to explain yourself out of this one, I mean what in the hell did you think your we're doing?
PETE DOHERTY: But Judge, you don't understand...the only reason I was sticking that syringe into her was I was DRAWING HER BLOOD!
JUDGE: Oh...well that changes everything doesn't it? Case dismissed!
21. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 1, 2006 3:16 PM
What kind of laws do they have in England? I understand he posted bond, but since this is his 465th drug offense why was he even eligible? They have video of his girlfriend, the notorious coke whore Kate Moss, doing lines and she doesn't even go before a judge/magistrate. At least in America we lock up our Bobby Browns.
22. Posted by mamacita on May 1, 2006 3:34 PM
@19
"Just because he is a heroin addict doesn't negate the fact that he's saved dozens of lives."
On the off chance that you're being serious with that comment, I submit the following:
1) Just because he's a licensed EMT doesn't mean that he's necessarily saved any lives
2) As a matter of fact, his being a heroin addict does negate any lives that he may have saved by virtue of the fact that he will probably end up killing lots more people than he saved due to A) driving under the influence B) assisted heroin injections on unconscious people C)breathing on folks D)giving Kate Moss terminal gingivitis
3) Well, I only had 2 points, but 2 looks a little sad, so I added an unnecessary 3.
23. Posted by Fisher55 on May 1, 2006 3:38 PM
Pete Doherty is a modern American hero, and the media is just focusing on his "shady" side. (except he's british)
24. Posted by Sdvora on May 1, 2006 3:50 PM
Pete--it's called a dentist. Look it up.
25. Posted by Iambananas on May 1, 2006 4:08 PM
NO AMNESTY -- EMPLOY AMERICANS!! The only difference today made for me was no traffic on the freeways, and more parking at school. Let it be forever! Don't like our laws? Go back to Mexico!
26. Posted by mamacita on May 1, 2006 4:12 PM
@25 lamebastard
Geez, take it to cnn.com or some shit. We just want to make fun of Pete Doherty's lack of dental hygeine.
27. Posted by Proteon on May 1, 2006 4:18 PM
I'd like to fix that kids teeth. With a golf club. Someone could take a picture of me doing it and I could explain to the "authorities" that I was just he was voluntarily giving me a marrow sample.
28. Posted by Digypoke on May 1, 2006 4:29 PM
There is only in America and in England which one can be a celebrity by with his drug-addiction they is really countries of nutcases !
http/www.lezlife.com
29. Posted by bjpack on May 1, 2006 4:31 PM
Pete Doherty is an anagram for Hey, deter pot!! I bet you didn't know that.
30. Posted by mamacita on May 1, 2006 4:31 PM
@28 Digypoke
2 things. English. Learn it.
31. Posted by MeganHarris on May 1, 2006 4:51 PM
He's hot. NOT. Loser.
32. Posted by ATX on May 1, 2006 5:11 PM
What is the big fascination with this guy?
He has to be one of the ugliest mother fuckers I have ever seen? Who cares what the fuck he does or shoots? If he ODs tomorrow, will anyone really care? Besides his smack dealer that he is making rich? The media needs to focus it's interest on something more important. Say, like, Tom Cruise with a prostetic penis stuck in his ass. You know, important shit! C'mon now.
33. Posted by antispace on May 1, 2006 5:27 PM
Pete's story is about as believeable as Tom Cruise liking women. heh.
34. Posted by Dubbya on May 1, 2006 5:38 PM
I'm confused
What does he do? I know he's in a band but I imagine that takes a backseat to drugging up passed out people on his floor. Hey, maybe he can do SO much cocaine & heroin that he actually becomes negative, and sucks people into his cocaine-ish heroin-esque vortex.
35. Posted by Iambananas on May 1, 2006 8:19 PM
The unemployment rate for black males is 60%... I seriously doubt that no one else would do those jobs.
36. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 1, 2006 8:26 PM
I would imagine that the words "The clown is down" were probably said at least once during his bail hearing.
37. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 1, 2006 11:13 PM
Look at that pasty British skin. I bet he glows in the dark.
38. Posted by Drunk Blogger on May 2, 2006 1:59 AM
Can I fight this guy? Does anybody know where he is right now? Seriously.
39. Posted by Drunk Blogger on May 2, 2006 2:13 AM
Alright, I walked away, took a breather and I'm still serious. I want to beat the ever-living shit out of this young punk. And I'm not even old but I deserve the right to call him a young punk because he is a piece of shit douchebag who needs to go to fucking jail.
I'm coming after you Pete Doherty, remember the name m*tha f*cka.
Ok..ok, I've settled down and come to my senses. I've realized that my previous message was a little bit too nice. I should have been way more fucked up in my threat. My lawyer told me to put "just kidding" at the end so there it is. Even though I'm not.