May 17, 2006
Pete Doherty sprays his blood

In an interview this week, Pete Doherty lived up to his 'stupid bastard' title and squirted a cameraman with a syringe filled with his own blood. The interview was being conducted with Doherty's band wihtout him, and halfway through he showed up with the syringe and squirted the camera with his blood.
Apparently pleased at his handiwork, the convicted drug addict said "that was a wicked shot, that's going to make a cracking link that is", before leaving the room. The rest of the group were not so impressed, however, McConnell apologising to MTV for his lead singer's behaviour, saying: "I think the interview is over my friend. I'm really sorry about that mate." The Sun also alleges that Doherty injected himself with heroin in full view of onlookers prior to the gig. A source told the newspaper: "He seemed to be injecting heroin and didn't care who saw him. "The camera guys were worried they might have picked something up from the blood."
Getting squirted with Pete Doherty's blood has to be the most frightening experience in the world. Second only to being exposed to Ebola or accidentally falling on a pile of Paris Hilton's underwear.
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Comments
1. Posted by sbi13 on May 17, 2006 11:01 AM
First?! !
2. Posted by mobilus on May 17, 2006 11:02 AM
First! Boo-yah! (yawn...)
AB negative?
3. Posted by RobotAttack on May 17, 2006 11:02 AM
that's disgusting.
4. Posted by cat on May 17, 2006 11:03 AM
I can't express how much I hate this total waste of space. His parents must be mortified. Or maybe there is a reason this piece of shit turned out the way he did.
5. Posted by mmmBitch on May 17, 2006 11:03 AM
..are you f*cking kidding me? IS he crazy?
6. Posted by running with scissors on May 17, 2006 11:03 AM
First
7. Posted by frostedface on May 17, 2006 11:04 AM
that's hawt
8. Posted by mmmBitch on May 17, 2006 11:04 AM
Really, blood? Is that really necessary? People already think you're a drugged up piece of crap, why give them more?
9. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 11:05 AM
As long as he doesn't spray his semen, because God forbid that this guy should pro-create.
10. Posted by Land-Man on May 17, 2006 11:05 AM
Still beats getting sprayed by the Land-Cock.
11. Posted by waterranger on May 17, 2006 11:05 AM
Jezuz thats uncalled for!!!!
His band mates are like, WTF.....
12. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 11:05 AM
Ha! First twice in a row!
13. Posted by Tracie on May 17, 2006 11:06 AM
Like watching a car crash, I swear. The only reason this guy gets any press is because it's like watching a G-damn car crash. I can't wait until he has a convulsing, herion-induced overdose and dies on camera. Now that would be worth paying $19.99 for the DVD.
14. Posted by tamtamtam on May 17, 2006 11:06 AM
ewwwwww!
15. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 17, 2006 11:06 AM
That is so disgusting. I would have pounded in his heroin-addles brain with the camera, just to see what kind of "art" I could splatter on the wall, then take it to a gallery and sell it. I can't believe that scum like this are even having interviews. You'd get better behavior from most of the homeless on the street, cuz they'd probably be hoping for a bottle of booze. I hope they sue his ass.
16. Posted by jagbag on May 17, 2006 11:09 AM
who cares about this loser?
I still don't understand why he is "famous"
17. Posted by Fisher55 on May 17, 2006 11:10 AM
that's bloody sickening
18. Posted by dark on May 17, 2006 11:13 AM
Paris Hilton's underwear? That's a big pile of nothing, my friend.
19. Posted by angeleyedsinner21 on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
That is one of the most disgusting things I have seen a celeb do. GROSS!
20. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
All right, in all seriousness, this guy is on the list. What list, you ask? This list:
-K-Fed and Britney
-Paris
-Cock-lovin' Tom Cruise
-Hohan
-Sherry-cumbucket
-eden
-He Who Must Not Be Named
-Edna
-OJ
-The Simpson bitches
Now, we take all these people and duct tape large knives to their hands, then shove them all into a cage and let them have at each other until only one is left alive (my money is on OJ).
The sole survivor is exiled to monster zombie island.
21. Posted by nbabomb666 on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
First of all, that guy is a sick, diry junkie.
Second, who gives a fuck if you are first?
Get a life!!
22. Posted by Mr. Fritz on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
Why isn't he dead yet?
23. Posted by Binky on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
The English cameraman was heard to exclaim, " Bloody Hell !"
24. Posted by waterranger on May 17, 2006 11:15 AM
And what is the towel on his shoulder for??
25. Posted by prideofchucky on May 17, 2006 11:15 AM
Poor camera men, I need another shower just looking at that last pic.. fuking gross..
26. Posted by Koggi on May 17, 2006 11:17 AM
I hope the cameramen are suing.
27. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 11:17 AM
Is the hall monitor taking a leak? Can I freakin' post already?
28. Posted by kota42 on May 17, 2006 11:19 AM
Why doesn't this guy just OD already?
29. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 11:21 AM
So he's a sick fuck, but nobody can say he does a half-assed job of it.
30. Posted by Jayvee on May 17, 2006 11:24 AM
I actually feel sick.
Why didn't someone just stand up and sit and crush Doherty?!
WHY?
31. Posted by prideofchucky on May 17, 2006 11:24 AM
#7 - it's an ether rag so he can knock another chick fan unconscious and steal more blood. The F'n wanker.
32. Posted by darko_blade on May 17, 2006 11:24 AM
Great going Petey, you're a regular comic genious and we're all proud of you.
Not.
33. Posted by tits_on_snack on May 17, 2006 11:25 AM
What a dreamboat. I can TOTALLY understand what Kate Moss sees in this heart-throb. I believe he'll make a great father figure for her daughter, too.
34. Posted by Jacq on May 17, 2006 11:25 AM
I wouldn't get close to that guy for fear of being squirted with, well, anything.
35. Posted by spatz on May 17, 2006 11:26 AM
if he did that to me, once i had overcome by shock and fear of being infected with god knows what disease he has, i'd strap him down and shit and then puke on his fucking face.
that or i'd put him in a ring with he who shall not be named, sherry-co and megan harris and have him listen to their witty "banter"
36. Posted by Proteon on May 17, 2006 11:26 AM
Big Jim you rock because you get first post and actually posted something. Who wants to punch Pete Doherty in the grill with 5 pairs of rubber gloves on raise your hand.
37. Posted by Mr Furious on May 17, 2006 11:28 AM
Jesus.
Is there no third shot because the cameraman lept up and bludgeoned Doherty to death with the camera?
He should have.
38. Posted by PapaHotNuts on May 17, 2006 11:29 AM
2 words- Instant Death
39. Posted by kota42 on May 17, 2006 11:31 AM
Why doesn't he just OD already?
40. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 11:33 AM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
41. Posted by sharkbite on May 17, 2006 11:33 AM
Oh god, that's disgusting. Someone needs to call health services on him.
42. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 11:34 AM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
43. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 11:40 AM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
44. Posted by Mooserepellant on May 17, 2006 11:41 AM
Can somebody PLEASE tell me who sherry-co is????????
45. Posted by Octagon666 on May 17, 2006 11:41 AM
Always a good way to start an interview (or instantly end it....).
46. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 17, 2006 11:41 AM
#5 you forgot the banana
47. Posted by Spindoc on May 17, 2006 11:42 AM
In some U.S. states he could be locked up for assualt with a deadly weapon....His teeth. Oh and the bood might qualify too.
48. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 11:42 AM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
49. Posted by robsss on May 17, 2006 11:43 AM
What a goofy looking mofo. Looks like his eyes are going to pop out of his cracked out head. I want that life, you know, snorting lines of cocaine all day, spraying blood on camera. The American dream!
50. Posted by ZapBranigan on May 17, 2006 11:45 AM
Nothing says class like squirting someone with your radioactive, yup class and good'ol british breeding.
51. Posted by awful on May 17, 2006 11:46 AM
I'd like to see him dead. That's all I have to say.
52. Posted by UCSD on May 17, 2006 11:49 AM
look at the middle guy in the first pic. How much longer is Pete gonna be part of this band?
If the bandmates don't kick him out, we still won't have to see his ugly face much longer. Heroin is not too kind to the celebrities...
53. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 17, 2006 11:50 AM
Then OJ ran out with Kate Moss's head and told Pete he had just been Juice'd.
54. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on May 17, 2006 11:51 AM
what a fuckin freak
55. Posted by ZapBranigan on May 17, 2006 11:53 AM
test
56. Posted by Chrystal03 on May 17, 2006 11:56 AM
So gross, I would have to kill myself if I was the camera man.
57. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 11:56 AM
Gerald, that was fucking priceless!
58. Posted by Renegade Priest on May 17, 2006 11:57 AM
He is as bigger cock as Tom Curise has a small cock..
59. Posted by blackfrancis on May 17, 2006 11:58 AM
Wow Pete you really stuck it to the man there. Now hurry up and OD so I can read about more important topics such as Ashlee Simpson's nose and Paris' bullshit mother's day robbery.
60. Posted by PapaHotNuts on May 17, 2006 12:04 PM
I no longer would have been known as PapaHotNuts the Camera-man, I would have been as PapaHotNuts, the Camera-man who knocked out Pete Doherty and took a shit on his face, while still recording, of course.
61. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 17, 2006 12:06 PM
Another Masterpiece......
62. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 17, 2006 12:07 PM
Another Masterpiece......
63. Posted by lesbodojo on May 17, 2006 12:07 PM
At least he's consistant. Right?
64. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 17, 2006 12:07 PM
Civilized society should be permitted to "trim the herd" so to speak and offer rewards for the deaths of fucktards like Doherty. Just put a price on his head and whoever whacks him automatically inherits what's left of his estate (a sizeable number of impounded used Jaguars). What those pics don't reveal is Doherty's blood recoiling from the camera lens like the blood in Carpenter's "The Thing". Pete's such a loser even Jesus hates him.
65. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 17, 2006 12:08 PM
Civilized society should be permitted to "trim the herd" so to speak and offer rewards for the deaths of fucktards like Doherty. Just put a price on his head and whoever whacks him automatically inherits what's left of his estate (a sizeable number of impounded used Jaguars). What those pics don't reveal is Doherty's blood recoiling from the camera lens like the blood in Carpenter's "The Thing". Pete's such a loser even Jesus hates him.
66. Posted by playahater101 on May 17, 2006 12:08 PM
Why is he so obsessed with blood? Everything this guy does revolves somehow around blood. Taking blood from a girl's arm, drawing pictures in blood, squirting people with blood. Gross!!!
67. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 17, 2006 12:09 PM
Another Masterpiece
68. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 17, 2006 12:10 PM
Look at his face in pic #2, he's sooooo proud!
69. Posted by Chrystal03 on May 17, 2006 12:10 PM
Ok, maybe I shouldn't eat Fruity Pebbles while reading this thread...LOL!!!
70. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 12:10 PM
I'd like to throw a used tampon at his face. Of course, he'd probably dig it and use it to paint a self-portrait.
71. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 12:11 PM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
72. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on May 17, 2006 12:11 PM
Holy Christ! What a feckking degenerate.
Pete Doherty should be locked in a metal box and left in the desert.
73. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 12:16 PM
@19 This thread calls for Count Chocula (vague vampire/blood reference... sorry)
Save the Fruity Pebbles for a Tom Cruise thread... it's fruity.
74. Posted by JoaniePop on May 17, 2006 12:16 PM
GUHHHhhhhhhhhhh..............
There is something horribly wrong with this guy.
75. Posted by kota42 on May 17, 2006 12:17 PM
Why doesn't he just OD already?
76. Posted by mamacita on May 17, 2006 12:20 PM
@5
So, I've been MIA for a bit. Who's this "He who must not be named" character? I'm sure it's one of the dillweeds on here, but which one?
77. Posted by Chrystal03 on May 17, 2006 12:21 PM
#20 LMAO-Pete Doherthy himself looks like Frankenberry!!!
78. Posted by NakedPenguin on May 17, 2006 12:21 PM
the funny thing is, it probably wasnt even his blood, it was some poor fans, cause he's too much of a wuss to use his own.
79. Posted by Land-Man on May 17, 2006 12:23 PM
You know what would wipe that stupid grin off his face? Five minutes alone in the toolshed with Land-Man. He would never be the same again.
80. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 17, 2006 12:25 PM
Another Masterpiece
81. Posted by NakedPenguin on May 17, 2006 12:25 PM
'Your comment has been received and is awaiting approval. Due to recent issues with commenters, we've put in a system to filter out inappropriate commenters. Once approved, you shouldn't see this message ever again.'
interesting...
82. Posted by Odium on May 17, 2006 12:26 PM
man, i want to be a celebrity so that i can get caught with a shitload of drugs, and inject heroin into myself and various other unconscious people, and spray my disease ridden blood all over people and still not go to fucking jail!! that would be the life...
83. Posted by christina_the_wench on May 17, 2006 12:27 PM
How is this not attempted assault with the HIV scare the world has? He is a DRUG addict for god sake!
84. Posted by jnk32 on May 17, 2006 12:33 PM
WHO IS THIS GUY?
Honestly, I've never heard of this guy outside of this site. Is he an extra-special drug addict?
85. Posted by tarjamarja on May 17, 2006 12:34 PM
Why can't they just lock this guy up in prison and throw away the key? He seems to be getting arrested and convicted all the time and yet there is he again - a free man doing crazy (and probably totally illegal) stuff.
86. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 12:35 PM
I have posted a million times and it won't let me... WTF?
87. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 12:40 PM
I do wonder what kind of charges those cameraman could press. If (?) the blood was infected with something... could it be assault or something?
Unfortunately, being a stupid prick isn't illegal. The world would be a lot more pleasant if it was.
88. Posted by Kokroach on May 17, 2006 12:41 PM
He could start sniffing dust off carpets too. At least it'd be useful.
89. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 12:44 PM
That should be *that* cameraman.
90. Posted by ZapBranigan on May 17, 2006 12:44 PM
test
91. Posted by They Suck on May 17, 2006 12:47 PM
This retard is going to be dead within a year.
92. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 12:49 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
93. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 12:52 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
94. Posted by libertarienne on May 17, 2006 12:53 PM
I can't wait until somebody beats this asshat until he's a grease stain on the fucking concrete.
What a pitifully useless waste of oxygen.
95. Posted by poppy on May 17, 2006 12:55 PM
This horrifies me on many levels. And worse, his shitty grin (and idiot hat).
96. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 12:57 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
97. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 17, 2006 12:58 PM
if we could just get him to fill about 500 more syringes with his own blood in a one hour period, perhaps we wouldn't have to be exposed to this idiocy!
98. Posted by selbytiger on May 17, 2006 1:04 PM
What the hell band is he in anyway? I know I am old and out of it, but I only know this wanker from reading this site.
99. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on May 17, 2006 1:05 PM
I hope to hell he was high when that picture was taken. That's the only thing that would explain that freakass hat. Does he want to be a train conductor when he grows up?
Ding, ding! All aboard the Pete Doherty freakshow express!
100. Posted by tits_on_snack on May 17, 2006 1:10 PM
what the eff. where's the goddamned comment i posted this morning?
101. Posted by momma on May 17, 2006 1:13 PM
How can this tool still not be in jail? I am sure that blood minimally has Hep C, and God only knows what else. What a sick man (boy?)And #15, that was the funniest thing I've read on this site in weeks, freaking hysterical!
102. Posted by redsonja1313 on May 17, 2006 1:16 PM
WOW... no clue what the laws in the UK are but in the good old US OF A. He could be charged with assault, and if he proves to be + for a disease such as Hep C or HIV he could be charged with attempted murder and if they can prove he knew he was positive with pre-meditation. Fortunately I don't see him living too long and suspect that quite soon we will be seeing autopsy photos of him
103. Posted by uberfrau666 on May 17, 2006 1:19 PM
Actually, Pete could be convicted criminally of battery, and could be SUED civilly for the same.
If I were the camermen, I'd drag his skinny ass through the courts until he was begging to write ME a check. What a fucker.
104. Posted by ultra8201 on May 17, 2006 1:21 PM
His band knows how he is and up until now didn't seem to care. So you know it's bad when they are offended. This guy is on his way out.
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com
105. Posted by uberfrau666 on May 17, 2006 1:21 PM
He could be charged criminally for assault and battery.
He could be sued civilly for the same.
What a twisted fucker
106. Posted by mamacita on May 17, 2006 1:28 PM
Hey!! My comment didn't post.
107. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 1:31 PM
he is why abortion should always be an option.
108. Posted by Grphdesi23 on May 17, 2006 1:32 PM
He gives low-life scumbags a bad name.
109. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 1:32 PM
he is why abortion should always be an option.
110. Posted by M@ce on May 17, 2006 1:34 PM
I would have beaten that slimy, snaggle-toothed little Britiot to death with his own homely head if he would have done that shit around me. This fucktard is begging and pleading to be beaten to a pulp. I know it's considered too 'American' to violently beat the crap out of someone just on general principal, but try it out, it's really, really gratifying. Why let us have all the fun? One of you Brits needs to step up and do the job for the greater good of humanity.
111. Posted by purplepuppy on May 17, 2006 1:34 PM
WHO IS THIS FUCKER!? He keeps popping up in entertainment headlines, I tried to look him up on the net, and all I got were heaps of hits that went on about "is Pete Doherty's image a hoax?", "is Pete Doherty made up?" and then rambling lists of different bands he's been associated with. Who is this jerk-ass, and why the hell is he not strapped to a table receiving electro-shock treatments to modify his behavior?
112. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 1:42 PM
He is why abortion should always be an option.
113. Posted by M@ce on May 17, 2006 1:43 PM
WTF...they censored one of my posts. Why I gotta be Sherry-co??
114. Posted by Libraesque on May 17, 2006 1:53 PM
OH DAAAAMN, he looks like a skeleton in every other pic I've ever seen, but all bloooated here, he must be adding a fifth of vodka to his herion diet
115. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 1:53 PM
They are not letting me post - and I am getting the DTs worse than Pete.
116. Posted by bananasiam on May 17, 2006 1:58 PM
Your all just jealous LOL
117. Posted by momma on May 17, 2006 2:04 PM
Hmmm, I tried to write a comment and it said it had to be screened, and then never showed up! Surely worse things have been said on this site!
118. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 17, 2006 2:06 PM
Gross
119. Posted by sueyboo on May 17, 2006 2:08 PM
this guy is just straight up nasty.
120. Posted by tamtamtam on May 17, 2006 2:09 PM
if it's not illegal to attack people with your blood, it probably should be...
121. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 17, 2006 2:14 PM
He looks soooooooooooooo proud in pic #2.
122. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on May 17, 2006 2:20 PM
The expression on the face of the man in the middle is priceless.
You're in a struggling band in a sit down interview with MTV and your lead singer totally f**ked it up.
The only way I'd trade places with him is so I could beat the everliving sh*t out of my lead singer. I'd be a hero.
123. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 17, 2006 2:27 PM
It's probably a mixture of his blood and Kate Moss' period. Soon, the cameramen will turn into God-only-knows-infected supermodels with halitosis that could kill a cheetah.
124. Posted by deea73 on May 17, 2006 2:52 PM
WTF!?!? how is this not illegal in some way?
125. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 17, 2006 3:22 PM
I once fell on a pile of Paris Hilton's underpants at the Playboy Grotto one time. It was like landing on hundreds of silky eye-patches covered in elmer's glue and corn flakes. I had to make a trip to the Grotto Clinic for a laser bath afterward. I will never drink absinthe again.
126. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 17, 2006 3:38 PM
Only a real badass punk rocker would go around squirting people with their own blood. And, no, I don't think he went too far. I think it's a perfect expression of his artistic agenda and not disgusting at all. Now please excuse me, I have to go throw feces at my dentist while he tries to clean my teeth, because I'm in a band.
127. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 17, 2006 3:42 PM
This is one of the MOST horrifying things I have ever read. Can you imagine being anywhere near his blood, I think if one drop of it touched me, I'd be running to the hospital to be professionally disinfected. They'd probably have to sedate me, I'd be so panicked about getting the AIDS from that skeezy freak. And what would make him think ANYONE would want his blood anywhere near them? What a fucking nasty ass lunatic, he should go to jail for that, and be tried for attempted murder since his blood is a deadly , disease-ridden substance. *shudders*
128. Posted by RichPort on May 17, 2006 3:43 PM
Great. Now the camera has AIDS.
129. Posted by Pearly on May 17, 2006 3:54 PM
I'm surprised the guy didn't just die right on the fucking spot! I'd probably die of revulsion just having to film his pasty ass.
130. Posted by gogoboots on May 17, 2006 3:56 PM
EWWWW! He's really just scum...is his band any good anyway?
131. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on May 17, 2006 4:12 PM
This idiot is like a monkey who flings poo at people, except Doherty flings blood.
Yet more proof that Pete Doherty would do better caged in a zoo.
132. Posted by radio3play on May 17, 2006 4:45 PM
oh god, i want to throw up.
133. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 17, 2006 5:07 PM
He's like that cousin you wanted to beat the shit out of and as everyone grew older. You got revenge when you found out he was adopted.
And by adopted I mean rape-baby.
134. Posted by MeganHarris on May 17, 2006 5:24 PM
OMG. this is so gross. I'm going to throw up. seriously.
135. Posted by lucycharms on May 17, 2006 5:36 PM
Can you imagine if you were that camera person?
BBBLLLLLAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Was he beaten within an inch of his life?!?!?
That guy seriously needs mental help
136. Posted by maiira on May 17, 2006 5:40 PM
That is absolutely DISGUSTING. The look on his bandmates' faces are like "WTF?"
If he'd done that to me, he wouldn't leave the room alive, much less laughing.
137. Posted by Horatio on May 17, 2006 5:40 PM
Just throw that worthless waste in jail.
138. Posted by EdnasGayLover on May 17, 2006 5:51 PM
Someone should just walk up behind him, put a Desert Eagle .50 to the base of his brain steam, rack the slide, pull the trigger and rid the world of this waste of carbon. I can't wait until he cooks up a hit too big for his 98 pound weakling frame and OD's.
139. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 17, 2006 5:56 PM
30...
Unfortunately, his old band The Libertines was quite good. They were a British counterpoint to when The Strokes came on the scene, a sound of Punk poets utilizing a garage-rock, alternative sound like the Stooges and The Velvet Underground. I say unfortunately because I hate lauding an assface, but you have to work hard to seperate the art from who it came from. Hell, Miles Davis' Kind of Blue is celestial, but that still didn't keep him from hitting women in the face and shooting his fans. Okay, okay, he didn't shoot anyone, but he would crap on them.
140. Posted by MeganHarris'_StinkBox on May 17, 2006 5:57 PM
The only way that stunt would be even remotely humorous is if the blood were Megan Harris'.
141. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 17, 2006 6:00 PM
And yes, Doherty is no Miles Davis. Miles could pump his arm full with two gallons of heroin (which he more than likely did at some point) and still be 100 times better than assface.
142. Posted by Celetina on May 17, 2006 6:02 PM
Isn't that a crime? Like, assault or something? Especially when your blood contains God knows what kind of disease?
Also, what the heck kind of brain cripple carries around a syringe of his own blood? Is it for emergency infection situations? "Shit! If only there was some way to inject my blood into his body! That'll fix things for sure!"
143. Posted by shankyouverymuch on May 17, 2006 6:14 PM
#13-18
PapaHotNuts, you're right on the money... first comes the death, then comes the face shitting... or maybe shitting in his mouth and pissing on his face first, so he could taste the flavor of my wrath, then the death part... yeah, yeah, that's the right order... but wait, thinking on it a little more... maybe a little torture for past crimes he's committed, of which there are many, would also be a bit of well applied justice... OK, OK... 1st the mouth shitting & pissing, 2nd the light torture for past crimes, and lastly the death thing...I think that’s just the right combo...
How’s that sound to everyone!?!?!...
144. Posted by shankyouverymuch on May 17, 2006 6:18 PM
Hey is anyone else getting redirected to this page everytime they try to post something... WTF...
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145. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 17, 2006 6:45 PM
...yeah, but once you get *screened* in their new process to weed out the moronswhoshallnotbenamed then you're good to go! It takes a few hours or so and then they all show up....eventually....and sadly so do some of the small-minded asswipes who say nasty things to our *smokin'* BIGJIM...
Yeah BIGJIM...he's on fire....
146. Posted by Ghost-of-Stallion on May 17, 2006 6:47 PM
Sorry about all the posts don't know what the hell happened today............
147. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 17, 2006 6:53 PM
Stallion - Do you think it's another Masterpiece?
148. Posted by redsonja1313 on May 17, 2006 7:16 PM
Does anyone know is this fucktard wealthy and or talented??? If so I may seriously be doubting the existence of a higher power
149. Posted by gammanormids on May 17, 2006 7:23 PM
Gross. Just watching the pictures got me sick, how terrible should have been to be there... XS
150. Posted by Zanna on May 17, 2006 7:39 PM
i say we make a "dead pool" and bet on when he finally kicks.
151. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 17, 2006 8:11 PM
Zanna - Yeah, but the payoff would be tiny. The odds are about .00000000000000000000001 to 1. Even that is probably generous.
Incidentally, did you happen to meet any federal agents in the last two weeks? One of my roommates from law school was at some sort of law enforcement deal in New Englad and raved about your club when he got back.
152. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 17, 2006 8:13 PM
Heh, the guy looks like a demented train conductor in those pictures. I guess the Mr. Rodgers' trolley to the Land of Make-Believe has been hijacked.
153. Posted by fancyrants on May 17, 2006 8:25 PM
holy christ. that literally enrages me. what a fool! had I been the camera man I woulda left the venue, drove to a sporting goods store, purchased a baseball bat, return to venue, crack him good and hard in the skull, whilst wearing the hazmat suit I picked up after the sporting goods store. hey, pete! do us all a FAVOR...DIE ALREADY!!!
154. Posted by rottnpagan on May 17, 2006 8:59 PM
What a freaking tool!
155. Posted by dandeeman120 on May 17, 2006 10:15 PM
i don't believe this...i had to change my name because i thought i was BANNED or REPORTED...the shit i say compared to the jew hater and the jesus lover was lame...ban edna and eden...at least i stay on topic...keep jacq,tits,mama,feed_me,osh,crusing, and the rest of the dykes i smack it to...u to milf...by the way cavs 3 pistons 2...
156. Posted by dandeeman120 on May 17, 2006 10:43 PM
i knew stallion...stallion was afriend of mine...sausage, you're no stallion...
157. Posted by Brak on May 17, 2006 10:45 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
158. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 17, 2006 11:15 PM
@71 Amen
159. Posted by DMM on May 17, 2006 11:21 PM
#9 I don't know if this was already said but Pete Doherty has already procreated. He has a like 5 or 6 year old son named Estile (or something like that) with uk rock goupie Lisa Moorish (Lisa also has a daughter with sexy Liam Gallagher of Oasis). He's not allowed to see his son anymore tho since he's been on drugs.
160. Posted by HollyJ on May 18, 2006 1:35 AM
FUCK! I hate this "I just posted but now I have to wait sixteen years to find out if my 'pending' post will be posted." In the meantime, I'm posting more comments like crazy, but by the time they show up, they're WAY old and twelve other people have said the same thing.
MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! *pulling out own hair by handfuls*
Oh, and I've been "approved" three times already, and STILL everytime I try to post, it tells me I'm waiting approval. I thought that once you had approval, that was it...?!
=0
161. Posted by 1stpost on May 18, 2006 1:50 AM
This dude is totally an invention of the British media. (The rumour that the KLF/JAMs guys created him out of whole cloth is funny, but probably not true.)
He's had two bands out--the Libertines, and currently the unfortunately named "Babyshambles". I can't say as I'm feelin' either one...personally, I'd take Lohan's last album or the leaked singles from Paris Hilton's upcoming LP over either one, but that's a matter of personal opinion I suppose. In any case--what an alarming stunt this is.
162. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on May 18, 2006 2:23 AM
Why do I just know in a couple of weeks Pete Doherty's obituary is going to mention this?
And why didn't the MTV staff beat the shit out of him until he fell unconcious and then drag his carcass to a clinic to make sure he was not HIV+? That's what I would have done and I'm an old woman...
163. Posted by Sister Morphine on May 18, 2006 2:26 AM
That's fucking disgusting. How long until he OD's? I have a feeling it won't be much longer. Only someone with nothing to live for will shoot up in front of people and then spray their blood on the camera.
164. Posted by pete_is_god on May 18, 2006 8:27 AM
PETE DOHERTY IS A ROCK GOD NO MATTER WHAT FUCKING SCANDALS HE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN BITHES!! THE LIBERTINES AND BABYSHAMBLES ARE THE GREATEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF ENGLAND SINCE THE BEATLES BUT YOU LOSERS WITH NO LIFES PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW THAT SINCE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC...HIP HOP HOMOS OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!! PETE DOHERTY IS A LIVING LEGEND AND NO ONE CAN DENY THAT!!
165. Posted by Dr.Rokter on May 18, 2006 9:39 AM
#139
I hope you're not serious about, "Punk poets".
"Punk's not dead/ it just deserves to die/ when it's become another stale cartoon."
And that was the Dead Kennedys (who all the dumbass punkrokers hate) and that was 20 years ago. Fuck "Punk" and all the years I spent wearing the costume. And fuck people like Pete Doherty who think they can keep cranking the same lame hurdy-gurdy and call it innovation.
Squirting blood on a camera, Pete? G.G. Allin beat you to silly nonsense like that years ago.
166. Posted by Vanessa on May 18, 2006 10:28 AM
Why isn't he in jail where he belongs?
167. Posted by shankyouverymuch on May 18, 2006 1:50 PM
In my opinion... The Superficial "WAS???" by far the best funniest site of it’s kind. And the reason for this, the complete abandon with which one could post their thoughts... Sadly those days might be coming to a rapid end... seems the internet Nazi’s have officially arrived!!! and a fascistic way of thinking is at hand... Just like the government with the phone tapping debacle, The Superficial has seen fit to now monitor all of us closely... But don’t worry, it’s just for our own good you see... you know, to make the site better, more fun... and if they don’t like what you write, why of course then they will ban you immediately... But don’t worry because "For now we're approving everybody, but we're going to do a better job of "monitoring" comments since they've been getting out of hand lately."... Sad-sad-sad... I really loved this site... I have had some of the biggest laughs in my life reading some of the stuff on here... my special laugh thanks to pinky_nip, PapaHotNuts, Land-Man, Spacedog, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, hugh_g_rection, Sodomy_is_for_Girls, Dr.Rokter, BigJim, Land-man, Italianstallion, jacq,... I hope the thought police won't make this be my last post...???
168. Posted by shankyouverymuch on May 18, 2006 2:00 PM
Ps... make sure you don't write ever "first" again!
169. Posted by zelphia on May 18, 2006 3:55 PM
MTV has deep pockets. I hope they sue Doherty's ass. Watching his behavior over the last two months spiraling downwards...has not been pretty. But this is by far one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I have ever heard of a celebrity doing. If I had been the camera dude, I'd have handed the camera over and beaten his ass while it was filmed. No jury in the land would have convicted the camera guy.
170. Posted by M@ce on May 18, 2006 4:15 PM
SF doesn't have the sack to ban the M@ce!!
The M@ce will fall on their heads with righteous indignation!!
M@ce smash!
171. Posted by Digypoke on May 18, 2006 6:36 PM
it would do spray better what is used to him as brain, we would be quiet! loser!!
http://www.lezlife.com
172. Posted by Digypoke on May 18, 2006 6:37 PM
it would do spray better what is used to him as brain, we would be quiet! loser
173. Posted by Digypoke on May 18, 2006 6:38 PM
it would do spray better what is used to him as brain, we would be quiet!
174. Posted by Digypoke on May 18, 2006 6:38 PM
it would do spray better what is used to him as brain, we would be quiet! loser
175. Posted by Phoenix on May 18, 2006 8:26 PM
Is it wrong that I want him to die after being anally raped by Jeffrey Dahmer's zombie?
176. Posted by popegoestheweasel on May 19, 2006 8:14 AM
Let's see, busted repeatedly for drugs, check.
Carrying a needle around in public, check.
Using said needle to spray your nasty tainted blood, on a camera, check.
Yeah this guy's a genius.
177. Posted by DIDxITxSIDxVICIOUS'SxWAY on May 19, 2006 1:38 PM
Aha Gorgeous,Sexy,Smart,Talented and Funny all in one. What more could a girl like me want?!
178. Posted by Toonlite on May 20, 2006 11:14 AM
When is this monkey gonna die!?!?
OUT!! filthy spot....OUT!!!!
179. Posted by Toonlite on May 20, 2006 11:25 AM
#164....well Peter Doherty is STILL a poopy pants....sans music....a jerk by any other name is still a jerk......
and to yer rebuttal....WHATEVER!!!!! blah bibbity blah blah.......
180. Posted by Lord Xenu on May 24, 2006 10:12 PM
what band is this guy in?
181. Posted by Toonlite on May 25, 2006 1:56 PM
#180...Lord Xenu....Babyshambles...why you booking for Tom and Katie's wedding.?? Well Lord Xenu....ain't gonna happen....Tom and Katie are apart well Katie hates wearing assless chaps and a phony mustach when she beds down with Tom.....plus Dipsy " D'oh" Doherty has been dropped from his record label.....I could almost cry if it wasn't so stupid.
182. Posted by DIDxITxSIDxVICIOUS'SxWAY on May 27, 2006 12:36 PM
I was squirting water out of a shampoo bottle in the shower last night trying to hit a bottle of asprin and it was really quite hard,So yes Pete That was a wicked shot.
183. Posted by www.myspace.com/gunshotsandfalllenangels on August 13, 2006 9:57 PM
Listen
Peter Doherty is the finest musicians since Kurt Cobain.
Yes
He takes drugs
But so do thousands of people on the streets but theyre names are not dragged through the press every day.
Why should he be critisised when nobody is bothering to help him.
Rant over.