May 4, 2006

Paris Hilton lookalike on CNN Live

If Paris Hilton is a waste of space, I can't even begin to describe what a Paris Hilton impersonator is. Natalie Reid pretends to be Paris Hilton and goes around town signing autographs, getting free stuff, and being an overall joke of a human being. She's been all over the media lately, and if you haven't seen her yet you need to check out the video.

Thanks to Heather for the tip, and for having a tongue like you couldn't even imagine.


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Comments

Could i be First?

second!

coul i be second. third?

you dykes are slacking.

THis woman is a real waste of life. I thought MIchael Jackson impersonators were bad, but this girl is pathetic.

David Lee Roth is an idiot!!

she talks like she's sucking on a lemon.

Man, that is weak. Get yur own life! If you notice she has the same initials as another Paris copycat (NR)!

She looks like Paris Hilton with the mumps. And, hard is it is to believer, the real Paris has a better personality compared to this woman. Indeed pathetic.

But the real question is, does Natalie have herpes? If not, then she is as bad an impersonator as a black Elvis.

Of course she's impersonating Paris! Who can blame her? I mean, doesn't every woman wish they were a flea-infested, herpe-bearing, giant walking vagina?

Personally, I always liked "El Vez" the Mexican Elvis impersonator. That, and the guy who used to sing for Dred Zeppelin.

a mentally retarded paris hilton... which is damn sad.

She's Hideous!

Don't like Paris Hilton, don't like her impersonator! So tell them both to shut it.

She should actually try being a Kelly Osbourne impersanitor.

Wow, if I could look like anyone famous in this world it would not be a herpes infested cum-guzzling whore and I think that is hot for not wanting that!

FUCK YOU PARIS YOU SKANK

She talks like she has a mouthful of jizz she's trying not to swallow. She must have a mad herpe flareup on the inside of her mouth.

I'd hit it.

Er... she doesn't look like Paris. She dresses as bad as she does, but...

She's HELLA boring, at least Paris says more stupid shit things and makes everyone either laugh or roll their eyes at her stupidity, this woman is just tacky. Looks like she has an underbite, what's with the HUGE jaw?!

If you listen closely, right before the host puts up the video of her and David Lee Roth, he says "I wanna throw up."

I couldn't agree more.

So, I just bought this new baseball bat, having every intention of busting stupid fucking skankwad Paris Hilton's head open with it. I mean, I was gonna whale on that cuntface so hard the damn bat would break. Then I was gonna sodomize her retarded corpse with the shattered portion of the bat.

Now I see this douche, and I realize that I have to go buy a second bat.

Yeah, massive jaw. And her arms are twice as big a Paris'.

She does, however, maintain that vacant, shallow, i-just-sucked-a-dick-in-the-mens-bathroom-and-it-was-hot expression. Just like Paris! Glad she's making money off that.

Omg she even sounds and talks like Paris. Is it just me, but there's something sinister about this chick? Its like she doesn't have a life or mind of her own and shes wants to steal someone's identity. Ok, time to go shred my mail now.

hate to say it. but the paris lookalike looks uglier then paris. didnt think it was possible, but it is.

I always thought that being first would fill me with satisfaction, and give me a sense of purpose and fulfillment hitherto unknkown. and i was right.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Did she go as far as to get herpes, like the real Paris?
If I looked like that fuckbag, I'd kill myself.

she looks a lot like paris hilton, and after a while you cant really tell. but her jaw is a lot wider than paris' and shes bigger in the arms like someone else said. This chick makes paris look good though becuase at least the real one isnt as boring as fuck. NataLIE. NataLIE!

Thank god... Someone to take over after Paris' vagina implodes killing her and a small village of pygmies...

That's gotta suck, the one person to look like in the world and it's Paris, to bad she can't impersonate her bank account..........

she is a wack job, she is even trying to talk like her. How low have you fallen when you are trying to emulate Paris. I bet she gets lots of swag...okay I'm jealous

her face is to "squashed" to be Paris Hilton

You couldn't give me all the swag in the world to make me sit down and watch The Simple Life on 24/7 rotation just to study Paris' "moves".

On the upside, she may go all "obsessed fan" and end up gunning Paris down sorta like that Chapman guy did to John Lennon.

I'm all for it.

ewww...she even acts as retarded as paris

what a troll!! ...either something's seriously wrong with my computer screen or her face is as wide as Paris' face is long!

Bitch is rockin a whole lotta collagen!
...and that is so not hot.

TWO SKANKS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE

somewhere, there is one pissed-off, cancred, oozing-crotched heiress...and i don't mean jamie gleicher. this does raise a few questions, though. if she happened to be where "everyone loved it, yah," was she at a megan harris convention? where the hell was/were her chihuahua/ferret/sea monkey(s)? greek shipping heir? anyone else think this test tube baby gone wrong looks a bit...mongoloid? i guess imitation is the truest form of insanity. yah.

She wears sunglasses because she doesn't have the patented Paris Googly-eye.

she lookslike brando did in "the godfather"... with a mouth full of gauze....

but we all know that's not gauze in her mouth, don't we?

Yay, just what we need, another parasite leeching off not only someone else's dubious celebrity, but taking free shit whenever she can.

#26-If I looked like that fuckbag, I'd kill myself.<-fucking funny!

#38 if she happened to be where "everyone loved it, yah," was she at a megan harris convention?
Yes she was at a top secret convention for eye popping blonde nerds who think Paris hilton can sing!

I can't believe this broad is happy she looks like Paris (in a lantern-jawed, collagen lipped way). Nutjob. It's like a guy impersonating K-Fag! Just..why? "Free stuff?" Like what? An escort out from security?

And here I thought being famous for no reason was bad. But being (semi)famous for acting like a turd who is famous for no reason is worse.

The best part about this is that David Lee Roth thought he was cool again for a second. Oops! Jokes on you DLR. Still lame!

She looks nothing like Paris, Chantelle looks more like her!! (British Paris Hilton Lookalike and winner of Big Brother)

Whats with her jaw line? Stupid munter.

In England we have an equally ugly Paris Hilton lookalike called Chantelle Haugton (whore-ton).
She's just as thick, just as annoying and just as vacuous as the real thing. Except with much cheaper make-up and hair extensions.

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/tv/chantellespecial/

http://www.channel4.com/news/content/news-storypage.jsp?id=1844672

Does anyone else find the new-look YouTube videos shared here don't play, unlike the old ones?

what convinces people to wear those hidious looking glasses? looks like she stole geordi laforges visor

I screamed in horror when she took off her glasses... Now I understand why she seems to wear them a lot. And what's up with the instant whore like posing when they came off?

Pairs Hilton + Kelly Osbourne = Natalie - Money

Did you notice the clump of glitter smeared on the outside corners of her eyes? Elegant.

The only people I know who actually wear face glitter are strippers and gay men.

she looks like a fatter, and her face is strange looking... her face is all squished together or something...

http://marshallart.com/portfolio/fun/html/F-10_Squished.html

As if one praying mantis blond slut was not enough, we now also have to deal with a
watermelon-face-elefantiasis-jaw fake Paris!!!!!!

Man, what's wrong with this world!

OH MY LORD, WHAT A MORON!!!! I coulnd't get the sound to work on the video and even then I could only watch that chick for a few seconds before I had hit stop. Ya, it's easy to be a look-a-like when you wear sunglasses that hide the majority of you face, so no one can really tell the difference either way. And what is with the idiots who are swarming around her for pictures and autographs? Are they dumb or just stupid?

lol @ #51!! I think thats the 1st time I actually laughed out loud at one of these posts!

The only thing that resembles Paris Hilton is her hair is blonde, and lack of intellect (for wanting to BE Paris Hilton).

*If her hair was short & black...she might make a great Chow Yun Fat though.

Paris might dislike it when it comes out that the impersonator is a MAN, BABY! Holy huge jaw!

She looks like someone squashed her head! It's like they were identical twins,but something really, really bad happened in utero. lol

Hmmm, this is how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's child might look.
There's no getting away from the fact that any kid of theirs is going to have a huge jaw.

She either has the mumps, or, shudder to think: she has had surgery to look more like Paris Hilton. I wonder if she sought out herpes to really match her idol. My God. Thanks, Superficial, for making me feel much better about my own life.

Wow! They even share the same brain.

She looks like Kelly Osbourne trying to look like Paris Hilton.

The part where she's most similar to Paris Hilton is her verbal skills.

Her jawline's a dead giveaway.

Ok...Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she takes off those sunglasses...2 words...IT BURNS!

that chick is hilarious! And she stayed in character the whole time! that's hilarious!

still pretty good? hahahaha

She just doesn't look like Paris much when she takes off her glasses... and she's waaaaayyy MUCH uglier!!!!! I don't think the real Paris is ugly.

I had the unfortunate chance of coming across this impersonator. She was parading around in Chinatown with some guy and a camera crew. I must say, for the few fleeting seconds that I glanced at her out of the corner of my eye, I noticed right away that her face is squarer than Paris's. The latter's is kind of rectangular. If you think Paris is ugly, this girl looks like her face was smushed - like it was forcibly pushed down and made fit into a small little box. The weirdest face shape I've ever seen. But that was from out of the corner of my eye so that might have distorted my eyesight. Didn't want to get caught ogling over a piece of trash. LOL. BTW, everyone passing by knew she was a fake. She looks shorter than Paris as well.

This just goes to show what a complete douchebag David Lee Roth is.

not only is she not pretty, she's a he.

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/natalie-reid/

@46-

Oh god. That Chantelle thing is absolutely hideous. It's like an uglier, more deformed Paris Hilton! And she seems to be as big a skank as the original Paris, why do we need more of these vapid, empty, soulless, money and fame grubbing whores? Why do we reward their nastiness and desperate media-whoring with our attention and interest (except to scorn and ridicule, of course)? That pic of her with the helmet makes her look like a fucking retard, she should be tied to a jungle gym or strapped in a seat on the short bus. And that "band", Kandyfloss? PLEASE, SOMEBODY SHOOT THESE WORTHLESS BITCHES!! It is for the good of humanity, and we will all idolize and worship you as the savior of the human race. Here's a list:

1) Paris Hilton (obviously) and all of her imitators and wanna-bes
2) Lindsay Hohan
3) Britney and K-Fed
4) Kimberley Stewart
5) Everyone from the MTV show, "Laguna Beach"
6) Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
7) Avril Lavigne
8) Hilary and Haylee Duff
9) Mischa Barton
10) The Olsen Twins

This is not a complete list, feel free to kill anyone else in Hollywood that annoys or offends you. We shall be forever in your debt.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS GIRL IS JUST AS UGLY AS PARIS! NO WONDER STUPID PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS HER! YUUUCK!

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