May 25 2006Paris Hilton leaves LAX after arriving from Cannes

huzzah first

and paris is a skeez

ps- when will these horrid sunglasses go out of style?

did no one learn anything about style regret from the '80s??

I can see down her shirt in some of those pics! So happy.

Her horribly obnoxious outfits just scream "look at me!"

What's with the damn sweats everyday? Is she turning into George Costanza?

Or maybe they're just nice and comfy on those "outbreak" days.

What is up with her too long pants? Hasn't she learned anything from Britney? Hey Paris, put your hat on straight you dumb bitch!

Actually the outfit is official "My Herpes is Flaring Up" garb as outlined by the CDC. Go ahead, check it out if you want. She's just following the proper guidelines. As if our top superficial muckety muck didn't know that. His response --> "What, who me?"

Since when has she ever been a fan of Ferrari!!! plus i have to say the fat man shes with in all the pics is sooo hot!!maybe it's the fact he's standing next to a dweeb named paris from the looney toons...wait looney toons is soo cool unlike paris hilton.

Hey - what fashion-istas !
I wear the same outfit when I'm hunting Wabbits.

She does look rather cartoony.

*nods in agreement*

She does look rather cartoony.

*nods in agreement*

She looks like the Aryan version of Anna Nicole Smith's gay interior designer, whose name I don't care to look up.

She should take a page out of my book and not wear pants at all at the airport, just a trenchcoat. Believe me, whenever I flash it open, the little children love it, if their screams of what must be sheer delight are any guide.

She's wearing those big sunglasses so noone can see how shitty she looks w/out makeup, and she really needs her neck shaved in the back, YUK!

Are sweat-suits the new black?

# 15 Perhaps black sweat-suits?

#3 upon further review of the pictures I find there is nothing much to look at.

#12 It's Bobby Trendy.

Hey, everybody, it's Poke-a-ho! The new Pokemon character. Her abilities are as follows: can cause itchy crotch, cast herpes in a ten foot area, lower the I.Q.s of all within earshot, and the power to blind by routinely exposing herself. BTW, Pokemon is Jap for "pocket monster". How fitting when one considers the little nasties she must be keeping in her cockpocket.

Is it just me or is her head too small for her body... kinda like
http://orbital.encapsule.com/~cdr/coolpix700samples/praying_mantis.jpg

I can smell her from here.

#20 OMG! You're right. I never really noticed it before but with this outfit she MUST be an alien.

Maybe she's going to contact the mothership?

I kind of like Paris... except she has no sence of waht money is, is spoiled (and nt in a good way), is weird, and strikes me as stupid.

15 apparently so, huh?? The Juicy look is sooo over. Are you 16 Paris? Someone needs to tie her down and make her work for a living. That is completely unrelated to sweatsuits I just can't help but say it!!

Look at how grimy her pants are from dragging on the ground. I guess wearing pants with swiffer dirt sweepers at the flare is the newest in hot couture. She looks like a custodial arts specialist.

Yes but then she has so many other *sarcasm* redeeming qualities *sarcasm*

Kiki the Albino not-so-Superhero. To the rescue. Of luggage cart pushers everywhere. In a drowsy voice, "mind if I just stand here? You do that soo wellll."

#25 "That's haute!"

She looks like she just left a midget gangbang.

I wouldn't touch her with a full body condom. If we spray Summer's Eve on her, will she disappear?

An aqua sweat suit with ginormously flared legs, the glasses, the cocked hat....Isn't she almost 25? It's time to stop dressing like a Japanime character. And why are her pants so filthy? Did she have to wade through a sewage treatment plant on her way to the airport?

fucking huge sunglasses. goggles for retards.

I thought for a second it was Elton John.

Fuckin' twat.

Notice that like...NOBODY is even looking at her.

Did she ride a short plane?

crappy dresser and she's ugly as hell

to the writer of the superficial -

You should definately try and do a post including the new nipple slip pictures from her video filming. You can find them here: (NSFW some pictures)

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/25/paris-hilton-rolls-around-in-the-sand/

Paris HIlton was filming her new video, and she managed to pull off her bathing suit by accident and expose her nipple. Thus releasing an epidemic on the beach. Poor camera men.

It's like looking at the sun, Zanna, you could go blind just looking at her for too long.

can she not afford clean clothes??? what's happening at the bottom of her pants there? was she just dipped for lice or something?

Dior Big Sunglasses... $300
Trucker Hat... $30
Matching Velour sweats... $580

Being too trendy and embarrassing yourself... Priceless.

nice dirty pants....she is such a freak of nature.....should take a break from the crack.

Ferrari stock just went down $4.00 per share.

I think I'd forgive Osama for 9/11 if he would just crash that bitch's plane.

This is better, you guys, look at this one...

http://www.gawker.com/news/katie-couric/katie-writes-the-answers-on-the-bottom-of-her-shoe-176396.php

She's an idiot.

#42, don't even joke like that.

Well-- you can tell she's down to Earth, because she actually put her own magazine in the cart for her flunkie to push instead of having the flunkie put the magazine on the cart for her. So she's just keepin' it rizzle, fo shizzle.

i'm really suprised she only has one suitcase. it must be easy to shove a few pairs of sweats in a suitcase. yet she still has a guy pushing that cart for her.

I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..

eeeeewwww, so fucking nasty, glad to see someone has taken the responsibility to clean up the floors of LAX though, even if it is with her pant legs

I'm expecting to see duck feet under those pants in the 5th picture.

It's so hard isn't it Papa?

She looks like a 13 year old wearing what's in...ugh, will she EVER go away?

pinky_nip, baby if you only knew. Well, you probably do.

You sexy thang. Hit me up papahotnuts@yahoo.com
You make my lower regions feel really good.

Honey, please buy yourself an English tutor. You know who you are.

#50
That's why I make vague comments.

Hah, funny you should mention that, #15. Actually, funny this article was posted, because this March, I was flying out of LAX with a friend. While we were buying pringles at a newstand, Paris Hilton was standing behind us in line buying every magazine from Forbes to FHM and wearing AN IDENTICAL SWEATSUIT, IN BLACK. The only difference was the pattern; instead of whatver that silver crap is on there, there was this vomit floral pattern going up the ridiculously massive bell bottoms. Except she looked even more ridiculous, because she clearly didn't want to be recognized and had put her hood up. Because when I want to look inconspicuous, I walk around indoors at 10pm wearing sunglasses with lenses the size of dinner plates in a black sweat suit that I'm nearly tripping over. And to make her look even more ridiculous, she was with some moron friend in a white velour sweats and carrying around a giant satin pillow. She was going to buy some candy, but Paris, being the great friend she is, told her not to be a fat-ass, and she dutifully put the candy back.

YUCK!!! WHAT is wrong with our culture that we let someone like Paris become famous?? She is everything that is wrong with our country all wrapped up in one skanky, herpe infested, gifaffe-slut. I actually saw this show on MTV awhile back where Paris shows up to this little girl's Birthday party because the girl's MOM wrote her a letter asking her to come to her 8 year old daughter's PARIS-themed party. All the little girls were at the party dressed up like Paris Hilton. Paris shows up with her thong hanging out. I'm not joking!!!! She needs to be shot.

Wowzerssss! A new low for the PH monster. I'd rather kiss the Tasmanian Devil than lock lips this Ms Skankacita.

@50
I think her comment was vague.

@56: She needs "a" shot.

And then we can kill her.

I mean @54

#56
Along with that twat of a mom. She needs to have her parent card taken away, burned up, have a missile shot at it, then have the ashes eaten by a monkey who is simultaneously picking his ass. Then when the monkey shits it out, said monkey will force-feed the mom the poop.

Papa, wanna have a race to 69?

I don't race, baby, I take my time and do it right. If you get there before me, go ahead and get that thing warmed up.

#60

I was talking about my comment in 53. That was for her, but she probably wouldn't be bright enough to pick up on that, so it was a wasted effort. Oh well.

Anything directed toward her is a wasted effort.

OMG PARIS HILTON LEFT THE FUCKING AIRPORT! JESUS CHRIST WHY AM I AT WORK TODAY?!?!?

Where this fucking site used to be a guilty pleasure it's now finger painting in our own poop. Wait I didn't read it throughly - PARIS HILTON LEFT THE FUCKING AIRPORT AFTER SHE LANDED AND GOT OFF HER PLANE?!?! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE CONTINUE POSTING!!

Say it with me people, THESUPERFICIAL HAS JUMPED THE FUCKING SHARK.

Why does everybody hate Paris? I mean without the French my family would have had nothing to look at when they arrived in America..........

#59, Can I have a shot also? Or like 5? Wat ya got?

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT MAN JESUS CHRIST WHY DO YOU LEAVE US IN SUCH INTENSE SUSPENSE?! DID SHE EAT?!! DID SHE PEE?!?! WTF MAN WHAT INCOMPLETE GODAMN JOURNALISM!!!!!!!!!!!

@66: Would you like one of my Xanax?

Dude, settle down.

Frikken Hobo. Ms. Lohan should be busting her gut and her nut laughing at someone who doesn't have her own Jet and has to fly into LAX instead of a private airport like rich people do.

@68: Hey BoredBlonde. I remember you. I could probably find someone to give you a hot beef injection.

#70 Can i have one?

BSfan, certainly, I'm a very generous, giving, woman. Okay, actually I'm just a slut. But, that makes people happy too.

Feed_Me_Chocolate... you live in San Bernardino, right? The ghetto armpit of Southern California? Okay, that explains A LOT about you!!!!!

Posting in all caps is for that Mr. Secure American White Faggot.

Feed_Me_Chocolate... and I'm not a she... IM TIRED OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT!!!! Just leave me alone peeps, all I want to do is post on celbs.

Feed_Me_Chocolate,
Just remember, it's all chicken except for the beak.

pinky_nip YeAH!

*gobbles down pills*
*goes into spacy druggie trip*

It looks like Paris' outfit.

How can you people be so calm when CNN is reporting a rampant parking lot toe licker on the loose.

True story.

I better put my flip flops back in the closet.

PapaHotNuts...

Someone needs to tell you this with good grammar.

You think you are so funny and so witty and so great... well, you aren't.

You are an internet idiot who is very self-conscience about himself in real life. You need to lay off other people on this board and maybe stay on topic

Or, can't your pea brain handle that?

@81
They'll never catch Italian Stallion. He's like the Zorro of toe-licking.

BSfan... BAckstreet Boys fan? Makes sence for this board...

Whimpy-Willow: You're just jealous because you couldn't even buy a sense of humor.

I even bet you're all droopy like a willow tree.

Whipper- what's up with all the hostility?

pinky_nip... another spineless idiot.

You make sun of people and have no idea who they are? That is a sure sign of stupidity and ignorance.

I can't believe the kind of thing you people do without even thinking of the consequences of "what comes around goes around"? That counts for the internet, too.

Or are you too stupid to realize that the internet is going to other people on the earth??

#83 hmmm....Aren't you the one starting fights on a internet blog? Doesn't get any worse than that!!

#85

*smacks you*

Thank you for your sense of humor *sarcasm* I early pissed my pants *more sarcasm*

If you must know I am a Black Sabbath fan. I also have a likeness in reading tabloids and thus BullShit. They happen to combine nicely.

#86

lol *no sarcasm*

"Now I ain't saying I'm a toe licker"
"But I don't fuck with no willow_Whipper"

PapaHotNuts is hilarious, so FUCK OFF......

When are you going to say something funny you fucking Butt splunker..........

Whipper-willow you had better be sure if you are flaming someone else about their posts that yours should be perfect at all times. Get a dictionary, asshat.

I'm just sticking up for people who are too mice to do it for themselves. Against mean people... pure and simple.

Saucie... what did I misspell?

Get some class, freak.

#88 you are indeed a retard.

Ofcourse its possible that I only take pinky_nips side because she gives me Xanarex.... O WELL.

*takes more various pills*

And it's an underscore... shift and dash... it makes a _ wooowwwwww...

Stupids.

#42, Papa. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#93: People are too mice? What are you a fucking hamster?

"You make sun of people and have no idea who they are? That is a sure sign of stupidity and ignorance."

I make sun of people all da tine, does dat make me ignant too?

Italian Stallion...

If you think he's hilarious, you're just as spineless and full of stupidity as he is. Don't intentionally group yourselves with scum.

I meant "fun"... so, what's a misspell? Sun is spelled correctly, if you're too stupid to not get what I meant, it's not my fault. I type fast and think faster. You'll never understand that kind of ability.

Again, if you're too stupid to not get what I meant, it's not my fault. I type fast and think faster. You'll never understand that kind of ability.

I'm done for the day. I can't handle another pussy trying to get a reaction from people. Hope everyone has a great evening, gets drunk, gets laid.

Except Whipper, I hope you stub your big toe on something hard. And then it gets infected and you die a week from now.

I think you're just to stupid not to write it correctly the first time.

PapaHotNuts.. classless... All I have to say is...

"What goes around comes around"

Let me know.

Geez. We heard you the first time Whimpy.

Why does some douchebag have to turn up every couple of days?

Damn, I'm so sick of having to ignore these fucktards.

It's type, not write... who is stupid now?

Whipper do you realize nobody likes you? And that you can't find one person to agree with you? And that you're mentally retarted?

People like me. A lot of people like me.

I'm breaking one of my own rules by addressing it directly, but only for this one time.

THAT'S RIGHT, LAME-ASS BANANAS!!!! Omigosh, you've got me there! Wow, that really hurt me, especially when I will heartily agree with you that San Bernarghetto SUCKS, but for the time being, this is where I live my life with my awesome husband and little boy. So I'm at a loss as to why my living here would explain "A LOT" about me. If you lived in, say, Manhatten, in a spacious, expensive apartment and had a lot of money, it still wouldn't make you worth a damn if you as a person still SUCKED. Prime example is Paris. Unfortunately, there is nothing or no one to blame but yourself for being the insufferable and illiterate little pustule that you are.

There, I'm done, I will no longer engage said pustule.

Hugs n' Kisses,

and a

great

big

FUCK YOU.

No in your little loser internet world... but I thnk mine is better.

Whipper, let's see.

#83 self-conscience WRONG
#88 You make sun of people WRONG AGAIN
#93 I'm just sticking up for people who are too mice IDIOT

Like I said before, if you're gonna flame other people prepare to get burned.

Bye bye Papa. I'm out of here too.

I'm off for 4 days! Yeah.. Enjoy your holiday..

Except you Whimpy. May a rabid dog mistake your ass for kibble.

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

You're language reflects where you live and the cesspool you're raising your children in. Don't have kids if you're too poor NOT to live in the worst ghetto in the state.

I could have guessed where you were from just by the language. Your ignorance is showing.

According to a rumour on PopBitch, Paris Hilton was clubbing in LA, and let some complete random guy sit down next to her and start fingering her. Apparently she didnt even bat an eyelid and carried on chatting away to her friends.
If this story was about anyone else, i wouldnt believe it. But it is about paris, so the truth is probably much worse; i suspect this story ended with her giving him a blowjob in the club, letting him jizz on her face and then laughing as herpes sores instantly appeared all over his dick.
http://celebreligion.com

little loser internet world

Whipper_willow

This is GOD speaking... I command thee go to hell...demon child

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

You're language reflects where you live and the cesspool you're raising your children in. Don't have kids if you're too poor NOT to live in the worst ghetto in the state.

I could have guessed where you were from just by the language. Your ignorance is showing.

#109

Who? The people you share the short bus with?

No, just the people who don't live in your little loser internet world.

I'm out, I'm done embarrassing the trash, ignorance, and idiots of this site.
And by trash, I mean San Bernardino... I'd be ashamed to raise a child there. Nothing but trash.

I'm all for the shooting Paris idea. I mean she's lived in the US all her life. You would think, at the very least, she would have caught a stray bullet by now.

Wow.... just wow. You really are stupid.

You do realize you're doing exactly what you yelled at us for doing?

YOUR IGNORANCE IS SHOWING!!!!

I was just here 4 minutes ago what the hell happened in here????

#121

Embarrased? Us? Hardly. I must admit its been fun yelling at you.

As for FEED_ME don't make fun of San Bernadino. Sure its a crap shack. She knows it. But I'm sure she's trying to better her situation and I wish her all the luck in the world.

Whipper_willow,
I fail to remember where I was addressing you.

And it's "YOUR", not "YOU'RE" which is a contraction of "you are". Please don't call me ignorant if you don't know the rudimetary basics of the English language, and don't pretend to know me. I hate pretentious people like you.

*pats feed me on back*

There there he can't help himself he's retarted.

Whipper - Your coming on here and getting all indignant and self-righteous to people you don't even KNOW (people who are just having FUN) says to me that you probably have ZERO control in your real life and that people don't like you either.

Now, fuck off you raging axe wound.

He probably has herpes. That's why he feels bad for Paris Hilton.

Whipper_willow, only people from san bernardino knows about san bernardino, you must be from around that area, maybe rialto or even fontana, yikes...

Good heavens. Those sunglasses could not possibly be more unbecoming. And something tells me she probably didn't pay $7.99 for them at Walgreen's. More like $799, I'm sure.

I don't like Paris in the springtime.

#125
Thank you. To tell you the truth, not all of San Bernardino is bad, there are nice areas, it's just that we get the scum here from other places (like L.A., no offense) because, until recently, the home prices were low. I own a cute little house in a nice neighborhood. The reason everyone thinks SB is so bad is because that's the only time the stations will report anything about us, because nice stories don't make the news.

Sheesh. And I was in a good mood today.

Ha ha, bigponie, good one. "Fontucky"!

132

I don't like Paris in the rain, because the water transmits the diseases.

Whipper Willow makes me feel like Nazi Germany.

I can't go out in the rain, I'll melt. I'm made of sugar.

#133... impossible... the only part of San Bernardino that is nice is Big Bear, and you would have said you live there. Living there is like living in Compton. The only thing that makes a neighborhood nice is that there is one less gang drug dealer in front of your house wielding a knife and a gun.

And I bet by "little house".. you mean little... little shack. Poor excuse for trash.

Do not try to let everyone know that San Bernardino is nice. It is disgusting, brown, dirty, bum ridden, drug infested cesspool.

BSfan...go worship the Backstreet Boys like your name says.

Okay that was unkind and now my consience is getting the better of me. I was doing the things that all you do (except mine are true and yours aren't)...

I feel bad now... that's not good. Guess I have to stop.

#138

Okay, you've let everyone know what a hateful, ignorant slob you are, now go away.

And how is it that you have such a thorough "knowledge" of SB? Because it's obvious you don't. You've never seen my house, or my neighborhood, so calling it a shack in a gang-infested neighborhood is a reach. It's like if I were to call you a fat ugly warthog, I could be totally wrong. You could be a beautiful person (but ugly nonetheless on the inside) and I would have no idea. I'm done talking to you, you're a waste of whatever air you're sucking in in whatever beautiful, crime-free city you live in.

Here's San Bernardino for those who aren't familiar:

http://www.leksikon.org/images/slum.jpg

Whipper_willow, when you peek your head out of your asshole, does someone smack you and tell you to get the fuck back in there?

Just curious, thats all........

You know nothing about me, inside or out. If you weren't ignorant San Bernardino trailer trash, then you'd know that people are nothing like what they portray on the internet. Like you... you are trying to portray someone who lives in a city that is not filled with trashy people. Incorrect.. see?

Whipper--here's a bulletin for you:

People rarely, if ever, get what they deserve.

Karma is wishful thinking for children and child-like adults. I know that you don't believe it, but just review some of the celebrities on this site for proof.

If you want to "get what you deserve" you better go get "it" yourself.

I think anyone who's heard Paris's demo for "Turn You On" can safely say that she should just leave us alone and go play in traffic.

Feed_Me

I'm form the East Coast, so I don't know - is the Big Bear in San Bernardino the same one that Sarah Conner's mother lives in in "The Terminator"? Does that mean you live near where she did, or are possibly Sarah Conner yourself? If so, thank you for all of your work saving the world from robots. That would have sucked if they took shit over.

Italian Stallion... does it bother you, or doyou ever think about... your lack of class?

Something like that would bother me.

And lack of wit.

fearsarewishes .. tell that to the people here who wish me ill will.

You know nothing about me, inside or out. If you weren't ignorant San Bernardino trailer trash, then you'd know that people are nothing like what they portray on the internet. Like you... you are trying to portray someone who lives in a city that is not filled with trashy people. Incorrect.. see?

#36, thanks for the nipple slip pictures. I'm beating off right now.

This just in: Feed Me has thrown a hissy fit and promised to ignore someone. In other shocking news flashes, The Superficial has posted something about Paris Hilton, and the sun rose in the East.

Stop fighting with eachother!! Why do you all have to pick on her? It is because you're all JEALOUS? Paris IS a trend setter. Maybe if you followed her trends you wouldn't be so spiteful, and then would have something better to do like nurse puss-filled lesions on your hooha like I'm currently doing. You're just jealous you're not trendy enough to have contracted the herp yet.

-Megan Harris

36 I cant believe she wore that hideous bathing suit.

Whipper_willow, are you having marital problems.

#153

Yes ofcourse you're right. Let me go put on my oversized sunglasses and droopy pants that wrap around my shoes and collect dirt and grime. Then I will feel socially accepted.

Paris Hilton has NO sense of style. You only think she does because for some reason we made her famous.

bigponie... that was a stupid thing to say. You can't even think of anything funny... even remotely so! Go away.

Meant to say people in my last post

@155 we have a winner.......

Whipper_willow... that was a stupid thing to say. You can't even think of anything funny... even remotely so! Go away.

#148

You must be killing yourself inside then.

bigponie... Are you having martial problems.

(no question mark... just a period.. stupid)

BSfan...

How do I have no class... do I swear?

You shouldn't make statements you know nothing about.

@156 #153 was making fun of MeganHarris who always protects Paris and Jpike did a fine job of it............

Whipper_willow... Are you having martial problems.

(no question mark... just a period.. stupid)

I can see I'm not even dealing with a child there... so forget it. I win.

again

I can see I'm not even dealing with a child there... so forget it. I win

you are so easy....

I reported:

Papahotbuts
pinkey_nip
Italion Stallion
and
feed_me_chocolate

For profanity and inappropriate posts.

This is a better Paris story.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/paris-gritty-new-video-shoot-features/20060525113109990001

The funniest part of this story is that Paris is making a music video.

All right, whipper, I just forced myself to read through all the crap you've been spewing this afternoon, and I have to say this: you keep talking about how people know nothing about you, but I disagree.

From your posts, I have determined that you are:
-subliterate
-possessing an IQ below 90
-insecure
-self-righteous

I'm also willing to lay money on you being fat and ugly.

So, I just thought I'd let you know that I'm going to be coming down to lay a well-deserved beating on Brandon Davis, and that I intend to pay you a pain-filled visit as well. Please notify your next of kin.

#161

I know. I clarified myself in #158

#163

You just go around insulting people. You lack class. You can curse and still have class. Just like you don't have too refrain from cursing to not have class.

#166

You're the child.

Let's recount: Whimpy 0 The Rest of Us here 193742.

#171

BigJim finally someone to end the madness.

"I'm also willing to lay money on you being fat and ugly."...

Considering you've never ever seen me... that proves how stupid you are.

And that's you CHILDREN problem... you think it's a game.. it's not... it's life.

And I am thinking of reporting the threats on my life from the above post.

#175

This isn't life. This is a site we're we make fun of celebrities.

Get over yourself Mr. Prick. And go eat a hot pocket.

We've got a new candidate for snubbing:

The
Fat
Loser
Who
Shall
Not
Be
Named

I have enquired who to contact about the threat of bodily harm. If you think I am kidding you are seriously wrong. You can be traced through the internet, believe it or not and I am thinking of pressing charges.

#175

This isn't life. This is a site we're we make fun of celebrities.

Get over yourself Mr. Prick. And go eat a hot pocket.

#175

This isn't life. This is a site we're we make fun of celebrities.

Get over yourself Mr. Prick. And go eat a hot pocket.

#175

This isn't life. This is a site we're we make fun of celebrities.

Get over yourself Mr. Prick. And go eat a hot pocket.

I was anorexic you idiot. It's not funny anyomore.

#177

You mean Whimpy right?

Males get anorexia the same as females. And I got it, as a male, but recovered. It's not a joke.

Look don't try and make us have pity on you. It won't work.

Whipper_willow, I am a psychiatrist, tell me about your mother.

TFLWSNBN is going to report me. Oh, me! Oh, my!

If weren't so lacking in brain cells, you might realize the multiple ways in which my message could interpretted.

Pain-filled visit: It will be painful for me to be in the presence of your awful stench.

Notify your next of kin... that you will be unable to make it to Jack in the Box for dinner because you will be hanging with your pal BigJim.

My lawyers are smarter than your lawyers.

#187

Now THAT'S the brilliance of the American legal system.

Whipper_willow, your parents don't love you nor does anyone here. I've talked to your mother. She deeply regrets not selling herself to come up with that $800 abortion money. I suggest you drink yourself blind and cry about it. Trust me, it works.

Oh yeah one more thing, your mother also told me to remind you not to make fun of people for their lack on money due to the fact that she raised you off government cheese and welfare checks your entire childhhood.

God, it's like a new Edna Bambrick.

Dr. Rokter, that was so freakin' funny...I didn't even remember that part until you mentioned it.

@169 you reported the Italion Stallion, not the Italian StalliAn, get my name right fag, your mom does..........

Actually I'm quite upset I didn't make your report list.

Next time I will try harder when I insult you.

#191 Feed_Me: Happy to please.

I am offering you a free session, Whipper_willow, I am a psychiatrist, tell me about your mother.................fucker

WTF is this asshat's problem? Whipper, please go get a life and stop trying to pick fights on the freaking internet. What are you, a 10 year old? I also find it hysterical that you are threatening to "report" people and to sue them for a BS fight that YOU started! You got your ass whipped, and now you have to go tattletale like the little bitch you are. I'm sure nobody gives a shit about your opinions of their neighborhood, social standing, etc. You probably live in a double-wide in East St. Louis with your mom and 40 cats, and work at a McDonald's when you're not taking your (20th) GED test. I cannot imagine a retard such as yourself having a high school diploma, although I would be able to see you applying to Hamburger University for your burger-flipping PHD. You are the perfect example of why abortions should be kept legal, and I'm sure your mother would agree with me. Now go ahead and tattletale on me, I don't give a flying fuck. YOU started this little spat, be a man (or whatever you are) and take your punishment like an adult.

But be careful go over the hour and he charges you big.

#196

HIGH FIVE!

PS Whipper, you better shut your mouth about telling someone and keep quiet. Don't even think about pressing charges. I know where you live and frequently peer through your bathroom window. I mean it, I'll be hovering over your bed while you sleep mastubating to the sound of your every breath. Sweet dreams my little willow.

Whipper,

Manorexia...what a effing douche. And by the way, your ass does look fat in that. I've found that 'cutting' is a great remedy; the pain makes you feel like you are alive.

SMASH!!

talk to me, Whipper_willow, it's people like you who makes me rich beyond belief, please tell me about the time your mother stuck a cattle-prod up your ass. You must understand "release" is the only cure for your sickness.

Whipper_willow - (Just to try and put things in prospective) i rarely comment on this site i mostly just sit back and read the internet version of Jerry Springer unfold before me. It surprise's me how emotionally people get involved with this - not the celebts - but themselves and other peoples posts. Give up now before it's too late - you will never get anywhere with these fools! And for gods sake mentioning your personal problems - dude your just letting them get to you. Their just a sick circle of people who don't have social lives and feel this is a comfort place for them - don't intrude. I'm OUT FOR GOOD!

#199

Wow..... That creeped ME out.

Maybe instead of Hamburger U, you could apply to Internet Troll Tech, I bet you'd end up teaching the classes on how to be an annoying, socially retarded shut-in that weighs 600lbs. I hope they let you complete your doctorate online instead of on campus, Sea World doesn't have an extra whale transport sling available to load your lard ass onto to get you there. The extra-large ambulance is also otherwise occupied with transporting your mother to the welfare office to pick up her check. Oh well, I guess you'll end up back were you started from: a urine-soaked mattress on the floor of your double wide.

#202

*points out he started this mess*

If her plane went down and killed everyone on it, would it qualify as the greater good?

*where*

LilRach, why don't you tell me about your mother instead...

tsarinaamanda
that so totally rocked.

#204

We're all going to hell.

The good news is we get to take Paris Hilton with us.

*bows to the tsarina*

#210, go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company?

Damn, I wish I'd gotten here sooner... I missed all the fun!

210

It's okay, they have a special section for the herpes-laden, so we're good. We're good.

212 Yes... yes you did.

213

Thank God.

Willow I predict that cattle prod your mother used to scold you with going back up your ass again in the near future.......unless you can keep quiet.

she is like a head and the rest is crotch...and that suit she has on is NOT a suit but the pus oozing out.....glug..glug...glug.....floop....yea...she's purcolating STD's.....that is why her pants seem so long...they are not pants people!!!!

The other passengers were given body sized condoms for the plane ride home....for their own protection

...on another note...

i hope i did'nt piss off any of the gals(who matter) with my "dyke" reference yesterday on the pitt story...i got caught up in the moment...and as far as the posts go, to quote a famous cumbucket..."that's hot"

Paris sucks. Isn't that who we are supposed to be talking about? Paris and her ugliness?

I really wish the assorted trolls that feel obligated to come in here and start shit would read the 'about' section up there. It would just save everyone a lot of trouble.

Poor, misguided morons.

ptprez: I can almost assure you that you didn't piss any of us off. People that have been here a while aren't easily offended, and have probably referred to each other as much worse. However, it's all in fun.

It's only people that come in and start the self-righteous garbage (especially if that includes attacking our children--watch out!) that truly piss us off.

As far as I'm concerned, sit back and watch us go at it, hon!

Paris sucks BALLS.

I don't understand how ANYONE could find her herpes ridden ass attractive.

My bet it's not only herpes that's ridden her ass...

Yo, peeps, he's a picture of our new favorite prick:
http://www.behindthemasks.com/dawnatello/willow/quotespic.jpg

"say something funny you fucking Butt splunker.........."

"Ass Hat..."

I heart you guys....you so rawk my world...

THIS IS A PSA:

http://www.revenews.com/jimkukral/trolls.gif

224

Ass hat is such a great word....

223 *here's*

226

Ass hat is a phrase.

Altough it is a very funny one.

well if you want to be like THAT...

i think it would be classified as a descriptive noun...am i wrong?

BSfan
I've never seen you in another post, but you are quickly becoming a fav. =)

This is completely unrelated to Paris, but after looking at the alien cumbucket, I thought you might like something appealing to see, to cleanse your brain. Huge hit in Europe.(The second site's the English translation of the lyrics)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wk1-_RY9GSU
http://www.lyricest.com/?sec=listing&id=872

Yay, BigJim is coming down!

Wow, I don't know where anyone gets off insulting a Californian *homeowner*. If anyone under the age of thirty is able to invest in property these days...I say, "Good for them!" The housing market is so INSANE (like some of the posters here), $100,000 won't even buy you a crate by the Santa Ana river....

In other news, it is fitting that Paris flew into LAX. It's a trashy eye-sore, just like her!

I love a good fight. Who is this whippersnipper? What a zit on the ass of humanity.

I think that is a stylishly designed reverse Haz-Mat suit. Not the kind that keeps external diseases out, but the kind that keeps internal diseases in. Probably some kind of law on international flights.

In other news Fuck You France, You Self Righteous Pigs!!!! You're wine still sucks 30 years later, couldn't even fucking rank in the top 5 in a re-match!

230

Thankyou very much.

I just joined yesterday.

hey willow_duche_fuck...

who are you , where did you come from, and go back there...you are some insecure cali who has to always be right..."i win"...what a bitchy, pussy statement...come out here and get a good north coast beat down...i divorced a bitch like you...thanks for the memories...we are not mice...i have a shaven gerbil for your ass...

*points out the fight was over*

Sorry, you missed the fun.

...DAMN!!!

Yep....

And you missed our victory party.

Feeding trolls is fun. It keeps them from shooting their co-workers (or fuels the fire). Either way, it is the internet so you and I are safe.

...as that genius gloria estefan said..."there's always tomorrow"...

I almost forgot to say cunt and clit for no reason. I feel better now.

Don't forget cock!

... i think then i'll use this healthy divorce-rage and find a dog to kick...or watch the heat beat the pistons...have a good-night everybody!

sdfasd

Cruising never forgets cock - it's in my name! And on my lips and down my throat...I could go on and on.

Cruising.....I friggin love you!

oh, something came up yesterday, to answer; Both Napoli and Sicialano on the one half, to much mutt on the other to even mention. Let's just say, if there is a country in the world, one of my ancestor's fucked there. and fucked good.

Even in Nambia?

BSfan
PapaHotNuts
Feed_Me_Chocolate
bigponie
ItalianStallion

I am officially in love with you all. Your wit makes my loins tingle. Seriously.

Also I would like to thank Whipper_Willow, because with out you the above named would nothing to make fun of. I personally hope you keep offering your idiotic opinions.

Oh, I suppose I should say something about Paris since this was about her. Um... she sucks? That'll do.

Tranny - Are you saying you some Italian Sausage for me?

249 Please explain the moo moo at the end of your name. I need to know. There must be a reason because you know someone is going to reference a cow...

249

*bows*

Thank you.

*heroic theme plays in background and I jump out from behind curtain wearing mask, cap, and spandex tight*

Where ever there are annoying noobs I will be there to make fun of them. And fill this place with ever so witty comments.

Altough I'd take something for loins.

Gossip page was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new dishrag to restore its former glory
Where oh where was she? Where could that girl be?
We looked around, and then we found, the cunt for you and me,
And now it's ...

Springtime for Herpes in her cunny,
Tom Cruise is happy he’s gay.
She’s whoring at a faster pace,
Look out, here comes a new sex tape.

Springtime for Herpes in her cunny,
Winter for Valtrex and Salves.
Springtime for Herpes in her cunny,
Please God, Paris, don’t take off your pants!

Springtime for Herpes in her cunny
Red spots are so hot, today
This bitch is on t.v. again,
My lunch is on the rise again

Springtime for Herpes in her cunny
Paris is really a whore
Springtime for Herpes in her cunny
Means ... that ... soon we'll be sprouting ...
Yes we’ll all be sprouting...
You know we'll be sprouting some ... SORES!

163 - Whipper: Um, evidence of you not having class? Attacking someone for possibly being poor, mayhap? Not exactly a polite and sophisticated thing to do. Emily Post frowns upon stuff like that.

You are a master lyricist

254

For the record, I'm not poor, but I'm not rich either. I paid $124,000 for my house, when we refi'd in December, it appraised for $265,000. Yeah, small potatoes when you're comparing it to say, Frisco's insane market with a median price of $700,000+. I just don't want you guys to be saying, oh, poor Feed_Me_Chocolate, she must be on welfare and her kid's nose must be dripping snot. Because, you know, welfare and snotty noses go hand in hand. As well as wearing slippers to the store to use your food stamps.

MandiMooMoo

If you ever need help getting your milk to let down, you just give me a holler, babe.

Feed_Me: wasn't implying that you were. Merely pointing out that someone with "class" wouldn't attempt to belittle someone whom they thought was of limited financial means.

Instead, they would belittle them about not currently being seated atop my face, as I am doing to you now. :)

She reminds me of a grasshopper...

Feed_Me, it never even occurred to me that you might be poor. First of all, it's not my business and I don't care (not like I don't care, don't care, but I'm not hung up on financial status), and mainly, because when a blithering idiot starts spewing, why the hell would I believe that crap? It'd be like taking the crazy herbiefrog guy seriously.

ahhhh it drives me crazy how her pants are sweaping the floor

No, no, Fa Cube (and Ari), ya got me wrong. I know you weren't implying that you were calling me poor.

Fa Cube Itches...only if I can use my vibrator. God I love it.

Wish the world would bring Paris the idiot twat down a notch.
Apparently, herpes and a public sex video isn't enough.
She's so clueless; she thinks she's a celebrity.

So I've never commented here before. But I have found through this thread that at least one more person needed to tell that Willow fucker to shut the fuck up.

Dear WillowFuck

Papa is hilarious. He is a large reason I ever even READ this site. And you are about as funny as a heart attack. Anyone who defends Paris is probably some 400 pound Dungeons and Dragons loving mouth-breather with body odor that can be detected by NASA.

So please STFU already.

I think Papa is the reason a bunch of us kept returning to the Superficial in the first place.

Did I miss anything ?

(Alizee is a cutie #231 - but I think that song is a couple of years old and she retired.)

Binky, just a particularly vicious troll. I came in just as the fun was ending, so I missed it too.

Hey Feed Me, what the fuck are you doing telling people exactly how much your house is worth? Do you always reveal personal information like that over the internet? Turn off the computer and go get some real friends.

Now for the obligatory Paris "joke" that keeps the Superficial fans rolling in the aisles: Hey everyone, guess what? Paris has HERPES!

One word; Smurf

They say 1 in 5 Americans have herpes. We are so slutty, yay us!

*Yawn* Wake me up when shes getting fisted.

Wake up and smell my hand.

@ 114...

San Bernadino is not the worst ghetto in CA. And I'm pretty sure there are worse places to be in the world right now..

If I see her wearing another sweat suit like it's a legitimate outfit, I'm going to freak out.

Cleverly disguised as a Dipshit

Just so everyone knows, Whipper is actually lambananas. That fucking tool actually emailed me this yesterday:
"I am Bananas, and you are mean mean mean. Why do you constantly say "going to ignore" to me when just saying that constitutes communication? You're a real idiot."

This is her/him/it's contact info:
"Simon Garfunkel" whipper_willow@yahoo.com

She/He/It's actually usues Simon Garfunkel as her/his/it's name.

I have full intentions of sending this bag of pigshit enough fucking porn and spam that Homeland Security will press charges. I have a strong hunch that she is also Edna Bambrick, and a few others that everyone hates. And as far as reporting people for physical threats, you are a gigantic pussy and I pray I meet you one day.

Get this, Papa, I think he/she/it (let's just stick with IT) is a "Corporal" in Total Battlefield 2, some online war game for geeks, I guess. You know what's funny, is that I think it might be a male, (in the loosest sense of the word) from that information. But I always assumed that it was a female because of the posts it did. I mean, what man listens to Pink? And the whole manner of talking was that of a little whiny girl. I mean, come ON, SLIMY SLUGS, and Big Fat Fatty? Weird.

#275 That's interesting. I sort of suspected they were the same entity. Something too similar in the writing.

I think also think that it's probably Art Garfunkel who's going now as "Simon Garfunkel". He's been rejected by the mainstream for thirty years, and he's pissed about it.

bringing it all back to paris...
as medical studies have shown, various sexually transmitted nasties, many illicit drugs, and most eating disorders cause hair loss.

which is why paris is balding.
and wearing that fuckawful hat.

Hahahaha you could tell it was her from the first post. It was her (pun alert)lame attempt at retaliation. And that spelling, I know we don't have an edit function but DAMN just sloppy, sloppy execution on her part. She needs to get on medication 'cause I think she has problems. I hope she's gonna be alright after getting owned like that.

Oh well.

NEXT!!

251
I don't know why I chose to put Moo Moo at the end of my name. Maybe cause I am a country girl? But people can call me a cow or whatever they like, because the truth of the matter is - I'm fucking hot. :) haha I kid.

256
Don't say things like that to me - you'll get yourself in trouble ;)

#278

Thankyou very much. I don't think the term fuckawful is used NEARLY enough nowadays. It's almost as funny as Ass hat......

almost.

Fuckawful is a great term. Provocawhorishly is awesome too, only I don't remember whose word that was, and I'm too lazy to scroll around all the recent threads to find out. It was one of the hot, slutty chicks around here... I know that... ;-)

#282

*sarcasm* That really narrows it down.

Well, at least I'm sure it's one of the GIRLS, right? That's got to help a little.

282

It was krisdylee, that deliciously cunty whore.

283

So which is it? Are you a fan of the Backstreet Boys, or Bullshit?

*sigh*

As already stated above I am a Black Sabbath fan all though I also enjoy reading tabloids which a notoriously full of bullshit.

The two names combined flawlessly.

Sorry, somehow I forgot reading that in the previous 285 posts....this thread is insane.

Its ok.

On the other Paris Hilton topic it appears there was a rather large conversation after I left and I'm too damn lazy to read it all again.

From what I got from it it had something to do with Paris' beaver and Bat Nipple Soup.

Upon further review of some of the posts here I have realized that we have used the term "ass hat" as both a one word descripyive noun "asshat" and the before mentioned "ass hat" as a descriptive phrase.

I demand clarification is it going to be "ass hat" or "asshat"? Will "asshat" soon get its own space in Webster's dictionary? And how can an ass wear a hat. I nee answers people! I DEMAND TO KNOW !

here ya go BSfan :)http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshat

oops sorry bout that

Fucking cocksucking computer is being an asshat

Thankyou. That was enlightening to say the least.

Thankyou.... very... enlightening to say the least.

it's skanky smurf

@296 No, more like Skankette, Smurfette's slutty older sister

297

I don't know Smurfette was pretty slutty. Its hard to top that.

Picture Linsay Lohan as Smurfette, and Paris Hilton as Skankette, subtle difference, but Skankette has more STD's

299
and when she sits down on a mushroom, she leaves a big stain. That's my some mushrooms are poisonous.

that's *why*, I meant to say

She looks like Flavor Flav after Michael Jackson surgery in this pic.

Mushmouth sounds like what happens when you eat one of the Skankette infested mushrooms.

Paris Herpton not only looks like a cartoon character here, but a drunk cartoon character. And where is Braindead Davis?

Paris Herpton not only looks like a cartoon character here, but a drunk cartoon character. And where is Braindead Davis?

Hey Feed_me,

I forgot to mention that I am impressed that you can afford a house ANYWHERE in CA. IMO, that makes you obviously not poor. I live in Northern VA, and it's basically the same here. Besides, being rich doesn't make you classy, decent, or a worthwhile person, as is evident from our favorite skank, Parasite Hilton. And now that I think about it, Whipper IS most likely HWMNBN, they do seem too similar...

Damn -- double post -- sorry --

All will be forgiven my son but first you must take the stone of regret up to the top of the mountain of agony. Then you must whip yourself 1000 times with the Whip of Eternal Hell Fire. Then when you come down from the the mountain you must walk through the valley of Suffering where you will battle with Paris Hilton's Herpes. After you will wander through the cave of Unendeding torture where you must bath in the foutain of Blissful Tears. Upon emerging your sins will be forgiven.

Skanks; I mean, Thanks.

Tsk tsk... For that mistake you must start all over again.

306

Thanks, I knew that the majority of the posters on here are decent people. It's the dipshits that ruin it for the rest of us.

I ate whipper_willow's liver with a nice chianti and some farve-beans... fuhhth-fuhhth-fuuh-fuuuh!!

Wow I didn't think it was possible but you actually typed out the Hannibal Lector sound perfectly.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN DUMBASS!!!

plus i've never really liked paris. she's fake and being a girl and her also being a girl its pretty much degrading.

I heard somewhere that Paris Hilton is seropositive..In my opinion maybe she is..

Paris Hilton is still alive? Oh wait, ya I can smell her.

whissper willow whatever...

SNITCH. Pussy, I get behind people like this on the road, cut off my headlights, and they are shitting in their pants as they futilely bust uneasy U-ies and I ride their ass the whole time....and then???

True stories.

What a gimp.

I've worn the same outfit lol...