May 23 2006Paris Hilton gets paid for nothing

Just one more reason to kill her. As if we needed one.

First ya bitatches. But I reserve the number one position for the Queen of Skanks.

What's the world come to?

Are those people paying $1 per crab on her infested snatch or what? How else would she be worth $1 million?

When will her 15 minutes be over?

All I'm feeling is JEALOUSY! I want that job!! :-(

whatever! that's a DREAM job!

This bitch is famous for doing nothing. Un-fucking-believable.

whatever! that's a dream job!

Frankly, Paris and all the Paris worshippers out there need to all die in a fiery explosion. It'd be bad if it was just her, but she's "popular" because of all those other jackasses out there.

She looks strangely like Ashlee Simpson

This story fills me with such despair and rage that I had to scream into my pillow for about ten minutes. It was either that or set fire to my neighbor's car, which is a piece of shit anyway.

This is sooo depresing. I mean, we all work - hard - to get a middle decent life and this slut just have to show her ugly face and wave her hand like a retard and make 1 million? WTF?
ANd the worst is that she thinks that's the most normal thing because for her, life is like 'the simple life': losing a job is not big deal because production will get her another one. Oh! Please someone shot her! SHOT HER!

How long until the Tommy Lee/Paris/Nicky video gets released from this little boat ride?

How about paying her NOT to show up, I bet she quadruples her fortune in no time.

But she'd still be dirt po' in Brandon Davis' world, 'cause that's how he rolls.

What self respecting "charity" would throw away $1,000,000 to have a whore famous for nothing wave at their event? That should be widely publicized so people can stop giving them any of their hard earned money. Jesus Paris disgusts me.

Maybe SHE'S the one with the seven-foot clitoris, and it's that with which she waves! I mean, I'd pay a cool MM to see a seven-foot clitoris waving like Queen Liz. Then again, I also tied a green hanky around my dog's tail and made a new religion out of it: Wagallah. Maybe I'm not the best judge of what to spend a lot of money on, unless it's a grenade launcher and a GPS system to make sure it stays on target with Paris's crotch so that she can, at some point, be annihilated for the good of all mankind.

So maybe I am the best judge of what to spend a lot of money on.

I would assume that a prestigious event such as the AVN Awards would pay her to show up. Definitely she would get paid for a Valtrex corporate meeting. Other than that, I'm at a loss.

Out of all the white girls OJ could have killed, he let this one go.

As a footnote, what "celebrity" ACCEPTS $1,000,000 to "JUST WAVE" at a a CHARITY event? Did someone bother to define for Paris what charity means? Must be another in a series of proud moments for the Hilton family!

i think ebayfan414's comment from the other day bears repeating at this time: paris truly is a "cum-guzzling herpes circus"...

CGHC!

I detest her. She's nothing but a whore with money, and people are giving her more money to wave? What a disgusting waste of money. And I love that she was paid $200,000 to appear at a CHARITY EVENT. Soooo..let me get this straight. They're trying to raise money for a charitable cause, but throw away $200,000 that could have benefited needy people so that this vapid disease-ridden whore would attend? ARGH!

I get paid for looking at the Superficial all day...its just that my boss doesnt know it.

Who pays her? That's what I don't get, especially if it's a charity event.

If it's charity, that seems like a really risky wager to pay this skank 200grand (and who else did they pay or was she the only celebrity) to show up at your charity event.

I don't get it.

Oh and I'm so sorry this isn't funny.

If Dante were alive today he'd definitely add a new circle to hell just for this cunt and her ilk.

What a waste of skin.

I wish someone would have the sense to knock her off the boat and drive away. But they need to go out to sea further. Why can't Paris be one of the people who disappears off acruise ship?

#4, her 15 minutes will end up being 15 years.

...bring down the zero, carry the 1, hummm. HEY WAIT a sec !
That's more than I get !!
Beeatch !!

Bragging about being paid to attend and wave at a charity event, classy. Next she will take a tour of Ethiopa and then rave to the press about the food in her hotel.

I've never wished death on anyone until she came along.

I would gladly pay her 2 million dollars to enter a Chlorox drinking contest.

Please someone tell me the names of these charities so I never ever make a contribution to them.

What a waste of contributors' hard-earned money ...

What sucks is the people in the boat look SO smug just to be captured in a picture with her. These NOBODIES are probably going to have new careers now just because they were seen with her.

Back in ye olde days, entertainment folk had to sing, dance, act, the whole lot in order to (a)get a job. Fame was a whole different story, which usually followed some unfuckingbelievable talent and a lot of hard work. The fact that people give a shit about the likes of Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham (because let's face it, if they didn't they wouldn't get so much media coverage)is a very worrying symptom of what's considered talent these days. Someone needs to design a T-shirt which has a picture of Paris and a blurb which reads: 'Who gives a fuck?!?' I'd certainly buy one.

UCK...the world is messed up...why would you pay her a million dollars to show up at parties for 20 minutes...so she can infect all men with her herpes-ridden crotch?! Also, the girl that she's always with is a starfucker...who is she anyway? What nobody realizes is that Paris is NOTHING!

Everytime some idiotic company pays this maroon anything for showing her snatch to the papparazzi, the terrorists win.

Where's Jaws when you need him? Fucking good for nothing shark.......

Most celebrities realize that any cash stipends made by charitable organizations for a celebrity's appearance at a charitable event should be turned right back to the organization as a donation.

But Paris, being brain-dead and all, takes the stipend and keeps it. She's Queen of Idiots, her new title.

Perhaps, if we all pooled together our money, we could convince Paris to:

a]Wear a metal guarded, security-enforced chastity belt over her nasty, mutilated Crotch of Doom for the rest of eternity as to ensure her crusty skank diseases do not further infect the global population;
b]Jump off the highest story of the largest Hilton hotel and plummet into a pit of angry lesbians who will beat her to death with spiked dildos and acid-drenched copies of "Confessions of an Heirhead"
c]Admit that she's really the anti-Christ and allow herself to become stoned to death, Bible-style;
d]All of the above.

She'd probably go for it too, provided there was a "hawt" spread about it in Us Weekly.

Seriously though, I doubt a charity would give ANYONE, especially this worthless slut, 1 million dollars to wave her hand and make her stupid faces everywhere.

[/enraged rant]

That money they pay paris for an appearance is money that could be going towards their charitable work. I'd like to know what half assed charities these are so I know never to give them money since all they're doing is paying Paris, who doesn't need ANYTHING.

I HATE her even more now.

@26 - ya think? I'm thinking if anything, people would assume they were dirty, herpe-riddled douchebags doing eveything they can to make sure their crotch-pheasants don't take flight.

If Osama Bin Laden were smarter he'd land an Airbus A380 on this bitch's head. I'd be willing to knock a 1,000 yaers off his million years sentence.

You would think a decent human being wouldn't take money to be at a CHARITY EVENT especially if you're already extremely wealthy. Charity events are to raise money for people or causes in need not a dumb slut. This is really disturbing. She is a horrible human being.

#20 -- PLEASE don't say that. It will make me find religion or something to escape this hell on earth.

Come on. We all know she will be donating that money to the people of Darfur.

For that money I'd wave too! What I find amazing is that there are people and organizations willing to pay those ridiculous amounts of money to her.

I've always believed in karma - what goes around comes around, and all that. But I'm starting to doubt. God, if you wanna keep me on your good side, you better do something to her and it better be soon.

@ 11.... If I had a million dollars right now, I would so give it to you.

Also, I'm sure if Brandon was reading these posts he'd be laughing his ass off that we all think a million dollars is alot of money. Anyone who thinks that a million dollars is alot of money is DEFINETLY a hobo. But he's right after all, I mean all of us live on the streets.

34 in a perfect world, my friend. Kimberly Stewart owes her 15 minutes to Paris. Skanks!!

What's up with the focking 1985 feathered haircut on her loser girlfriend?
And, nice hat loserdick. Obviously he was afraid the shine off of the top of his head would cause too much glare on all the cameras.

LOL at the Jaws comment.

I don't believe she's capable of the "swivel-wrist" motion. Years of her semi-closed hand going up and down would make that physically impossible for her.

Slightly uncomfortableabout the Jews/holocaust joke, but maybe thats just me.

on another note, WTF?? that cant be serious, $1 million. By a charity. i refuse to believe it, on te grounds that if i accept it, might head might actually explode.
http://celebreligion.com

Really? I thought that was Ashlee Simpson and Matthew McConaghey in the boat with her. Ashlee, I wouldn't be too surprised, but you would think Matthew would have enough self-respect to push her overboard.

Ugh, I feel so sick watching that guy drink his own vomit. I'm dry heaving.

Dear site admin:

Please take the rest of the week off and come back next week without these lame leftover "articles".

Thank you

because who wouldn't want to contribute money to a charitable organization that paris hilton endorses???? So this charity is for finding the cure for herbe infested no talent bitches. Where do i send the check?

*dies*

LOL at billabong021, heehee

I've officially lost hope in all humanity.

I wish I knew what charity paid her that much so I could make sure to never make a donation! Two hundred thousand dollars for her to show up and wave? Those poor people who thought their donations were going to help make the world a better place.

I'll say it once, I'll say it twice.

Sluts just heal quicker.

argh. when WILL her "15 min of fame" be over? come on!

and they take longer to die, apparently.

Her 15mins will stretch for as long as they pandering to her skank ass. I mean, how is it that even Snoop agreed to do commercials with her after it was widely reported that she's a straight out racist. But they keep giving her endorsements, that Vanity Fair guy's got the right idea by banning her from their party. And what the fuck is she doing at the Cannes film thing anyway?
They need to start ignoring, banning and humiliating her so she goes the fuck away already.

Lucky slut.
If anyone wants to come to my blog and give me money, I will wave to you. And smile.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

why is Paris on a boat with Jason Patric and the chick from Wonder Years?

I hate her, why is she famous???

I can't take it anymore!!!
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

#7, Shot her? hehehehehehehehehehehehe.lol AHHAHA shot her. aaaah. u guys, if u were born with that much money, trust me, ud be doing the exaact same thing. who is going to teach her ethics and morals and everything we know, her rich ass parents?

she can buy anything she wants with money and thats never going to change. so get used to it and stop caring wat the stupid bitch does.

and u guys, someone worked hard for the money she has, nomatter how far back it was. and im sure that one day when u guys have kids, if u do, the money that u make u want to help ure kids with. thats what the Hilton who worked hard to make money was thinking, and they did it so their kids wont have to worry about working. so next time u curse out paris hilton for not having to do anything in life, dont give ure kids allowance or money at all.

and even though we hate that she doesnt have to do anything except show up at charity events, well lets face it, those who are poor and hate her, actually benefit from this cuz ppl tend to support a cuase that popular rich ppl support.

and dont tell me shes not popular cuz if she wasnt we really wudnt be talking about her right now. unless shes done something personal to u u shudnt hate her. if u were rich ud do what she did as well. u wudnt sit there and work ure ass off for a mediocre payment, she already has money.

the point is, someone worked for all the money she has.

Giggles, she definitely isn't going anywhere. Especially if organizations pay her to just sit there. I know clubs pay her to appear, too. Her and K-fed. If that isn't hell on Earth, I don't know what is. People who are worthless losers get paid to stand there. UGGHHH!!!!!!!!

M@ce no like pubic crustaceans.
M@ce SMASH!

I once knew a guy who beat off to her sex video and his hand gave him herpes.

True story.

It was worth it. I love that woman.

Paris Hilton makes Stevie Wonder the luckiest man alive.

Skippy, I have a nice branch that blew off my tree this morning. You can have that and fuck the knot hole in it.

Pinky you are one funny chic!!!! LOL @ 55

Pinky, it would be safer than screwing Paris. All you'd get would be splinters--nothing permanent, but will Paris--well, I don't need to say it.

I love that she makes money for no reason at all. She is proof that it doesn't take talent to succeed, and for some reason I find that very reassuring.

I'd like to put red carpet down on a short plank and pay her to walk down it and wave.

Wearing the new Manola Blahnik cement shoe line.

I think this site should ban Paris. No Paris news or updates. How could she possibly thrive without any attention? Would anyone pay her money if suddenly she brought no publicity? I definitely like to dis her, but I would love it if she would just go away. Paris who?

I'll make her queen of the world if she would make an appearance in "PLUTO"

Dude you guys are going to be so sorry when you find out she's reading this site and only likes me because I stick up for her. I'll bet she's really nice. In fact, she'll probably let me do her in the butt just to reassure me that I won't get herpes. Paris, call me. I love you.

Rest assured that if I ever became a billionaire I would create "Space Tourism Corporation" I would lure these oxygen wasters to "promote" my space tours.
After I pack them up nice and tight on that rocket I'd aim it so it crashes straight at the moon. No drama, no tears just skanks and moondust.

LOL to you Zanna. Let's have some hot lesbian sex.

last.

#60
Yes, I'm going to be soooooo sorry not to be liked by the guttertrash named Paris. You are MORE than welcome to share diseases together. I think you're pretty confused and have the reading comprehension of a gnat if you think anyone on this site doesn't want the Earth to open up and swallow Paris.

P.S.

It's obvious that you're just saying you like Paris to get attention, because that's the only way you can get it. It sucks when you can't post anything funny.

and #60, and herpes can be transmitted anally. trust me.

@66 , your post raises some interesting questions about your ...physical well being?

:)

The only thing I can see paying this skank for is to blow her air filled head off although she'd probably react like a chicken and keep walking around waving and speading disease...

Jeebus, what did you people think she did for money? Sing? Seriously, I suspect lots of pseudo-stars get serious incomes from this kind of thing.

#68

It would be a whole new spin on the avian bird flu thing.

So do actual celebrities who are famous for something other than herpes get paid for showing up? Can I get paid to show up?

I really like posts 64 and 65. Post 64 unloads a blistering dose of sarcasm and anger that puzzled me until I imagined the author with acne and braces. I have "the reading comprehension of a gnat" --- wow, lines like that must knock 'em dead in Social Studies class. Then 2 minutes later she (and only a homely woman would be this upset at the idea that someone likes Paris) realizes that she is the one who has "the reading comprehension of a gnat," so the story changes to "you're just looking for attention." And you know all about being starved for attention, don't you fatty?

OK, OK, OK. My apologies. From now on I'll be funny like everyone else here. Hey everybody, Paris has HERPES! Ha ha!

Oh, Miss Pinky you just made my nipples hard.

No, Skip, what's funny is that she really has herpes, Skip.

Skippy: from now on, I will ignore you, and I'm sure most of the crew here will do the same. But honestly, do you really think Paris would piss on you if you were on fire? Unless you've got a billion dollar trust fund, the closest you'll ever get to Paris is winning a round trip to France on the Price is Right.

No, that's just a rumor she started to keep all you guys from hitting on her. I was smart enough to figure out it's all a scam, so I'm going to have her to myself.

Pinky (re: 75)..he's not even going to get the trip to Paris. The closest he'll ever get is where he is right now.

Naked, in front of the computer with a bottle of Jergens and some Kleenex.

*Jergens and Kleenex have not paid me for that endorsement*

Where are all the funny people that are supposed to post on this site? All I see is a pack of bitter hags. Pinky, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I'll fuck your tree branch now if it makes you feel better.

No, Skippy, I am just sarcastic (and thank you for calling it 'blistering', I'm flattered), it's my way. And I guess you didn't get the memo, calling people "fatty" is sooo HWMNBN. You also forgot to call me a "SLIMY SLUG".

Pinky, I'm all over that.

#77

Vaseline is better. Jergens burns the sensitive anal tissues.

>>"Pinky, I'm all over that."

Fuck you bitch. That's MY tree branch, and I'll see you in hell before I let you touch it.

Then if we are a pack of bitter hags, you better leave soon, Paris would never look for you here. Maybe you could hang out in the Vagisil aisle.

@80 - I guess you would know.

I only use Jergens when I want to multi-task and jack someone off and moisturize at the same time.

Skip, you 'tard, I wasn't talking about your precious tree branch (and since that's the closest thing to a pussy you'll ever get, I'd hate to deprive you of it), I was talking about ignoring you from now on. And I don't remember your name being Pinky.

So farewell,

Hugs n' Kisses

and a big

FUCK YOU.

Skippy - you could porobably find Paris here:

http://www.mpwh.net/

I'm back bitches.

Everyone shut the fuck up. Especially you PINKY, you sound like an ugly whore. Paris Hilton needs this money to find a cure for herpes. Godspeed Paris, I feel guilty everytime I have to lie.

*High Five*, Feed Me.

Zanna, nice website! HAHA! Damn there's a site for everyone. That's so nice, everyone can find love even losers like HWMNBN.

I'd like to find love between your thighs. MEOW!

oh gawd people

comment #6: your post made my day. god, could someone shoot this bitch already? they try to assassinate presidents, why not her? dear lord.

that herpes dating site must be a joke, right? what next, a site for disabled people?

and by the way, the posts suck lately because the site sucks. boring, infrequent stories about the same 5 people over and over

the maggie gyllenhaal thread was my recent favorite...

@89 - seems to be a real site..I googled it special for Skippy since he has a thing for chics with the herp. And I'm one to try to give the people what they want. Except the herp. This, i cannot give. For this I do not have.

Anyway, Pinky...you best settle down there missy....or I'ma gonna find you..grab the back of your head and force my "love" into your face! And I mean that in the most positive of ways. ; )

I'm getting so sick of this stupid tramp. I despise Lindsay Hohan.. but Paris makes Lindsay look virginal. And that Brandon Davis WOW.. what a fagget.

i can't believe the Superfish didn't pick up on this story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzRY9enwaqg&search=brandon%20davis

@91 promise? *grinning devilishly*

BTW... a new post might be a nice. The SF guy must have another outbreak himself.

93 - Yes.

And no shit...we have to resort to making our OWN fun.

SF guy? You out there, buddy?

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?p=2367983#post2367983

Paris was probably hired by French charities.*

Les Francais sont cretins, n'est pas?

*No word play intended

92 - ha! That chick has balls. My favorite part was, "Go home and take a shower. Lindsey earns her money, you just get yours from daddy."

She gets paid to do all of these appearances, but still fucks for free. *shrug*

@97-

My fave part was when she said "No wonder Mischa dumped your sorry ass", and of course I loved the crack about him not earning his money. What a tool. Feed_me, I didn't know you had the herp....ohhh, NOW I get it, Skippy there is PRETENDING to be you! Hahaha....ha? Lame.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, wouldn't that slut still have the Herp?

Let's get back to our usual high standards of comedy.

Hey everybody, guess what?!? Paris has HERPES!

#92/97 - I liked the "No wonder Mischa dumped your sorry ass!" If I saw him, I would yell more of the same, louder, with more profanity. Did I mention that I would have done that before he said all of that? I think he "insluted" her.

And creepy, obsessed and delusional fans!

Sorry, #102 was a response to #100... though I don't know why I'm bothering to use numbers, since they'll change a dozen times before tomorrow.

I made it to 8 before jumping to post this, so forgive me if it has been addressed, but:
Gerald:
I totally fucking called that that was Tommy on the first post about this bitch!
Great minds think alike.
Of course, I don't think there is anyone on earth that would call Heather Locklear, Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton great minds...

You're right. I should try to be less obsessive. I'll follow your non-obsessive lead, and tell the same jokes about the same people over and over and over ...

Paris has HERPES!!! Pure comedy gold, I tell you.

Although, at this pont is a pretty safe bet that Herpes has Paris Hilton.

poor herpes.

Paris, the gift that keeps on givin'.

Okay, read everything.
@78:
I'm right here, fucktard.

That's nice.

Just letting you know, is all...

I pay her a million dollars to stand in the middle of a busy freeway and wave. Tell her it's for a cameo in Final Destination 3.

Great! The junior high girls are ignoring me right now because I have cooties. And anal warts. But hopefully we can still be friends. Unless you don't like Paris Hilton.

Fucktard.

Quick sign in before I go back to switching my hotel room to avoid this fat stalker I seem to have attracted....but that is another story.

Hey would all you guys pipe down! In case you didn't hear, Zanna and Pinky nip are going lesbian, and I really, really want to watch....girls, I'll stand respectfully in the corner, and make sure no one gets splattered...unless you're into that, in which case wear some safety goggles.

yeah, safety goggles, thigh high red fishnets, high heels, maybe some feathers and a smile....

can't. stop. masturbating.

"Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."

Please, can't we go at least a week without hearing about Herpes Hilton.
But Zanna, thanks, the clip of Brandon trying to avoid that girl is so funny. What an oily little pussy he is.

So what is a fucktard exactly? Is it a fucking retard? A guy who fucks retarded people? Someone that tells the same joke about Paris Hilton having herpes over and over?

Hey, Feed Me;

got a great idea from that! I have a use for Hilton, and other yeasty women!

We turn her upside down, and brew beer. I bet she could produce several gallons at a time.

The great thing about fucktard is that it means whatever you want it to.
How can you make it work for you?
I really don't give a shit. I just seem to be in a really mean drunk this evening.
Anyway, I'll probably be banned before the night is through.
I am by no means avoiding a fight, just saying I'll be asleep before we really get going, and what's the fun in that?
Fucktard.

Tranny:
Right on! Then she might actually have a purpose in life beyond spreading disease! Now for a name...

People give me money all the time for doing nothing. That is, men give me money. And I don't really DO nothing, I WEAR nothing, then I spin on my head and open bottles of Moet with my vulva. So, you see, me and Paris have a lot in common. Except herpes.

Paris Hilton gets paid for nothing: Isn't that the stroy of her life!!!?????!?!?!

#108 FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER!!!

Everyone go back and read it and then talk about how funny it is! Quick!

Wouldn't her appearing somewhere DETER others from coming (and subsequently catching herpes?)

Wow, that's some vulva!

B-Slim

Wasn't "Wow, that's some vulva!" one of the comments that sweet little spider wove in "Charlottes Web"?

hahhahahaha...God I wish they'd made some baby back ribs out of that gay tender young pig.

This confirms she is nothing more than a prostitute. They could have picked millions of others, who look much better, and actually have a use for the money. Hell even Nicky Hilton is 1000000% better.

One morning I woke up with my knees cocked back and a curious little spider had scrawled a message with her silken thread between my thighs: "radiant". That was when the kindly farmer and his family decided not to eat my vagina. God damn spider.

Slim;

I heard that the gay lil fella went on to do the voice over for the "squeal like a pig" sequence in Deliverance.

Osh;

Be glad it wasn't a trap-door spider, that could be hard on the sex life

NO ILLEGAL ALIENS! STOP AMNESTY! STOP THE TAKING OVER OF THE COUNTRY! BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN THE RIGHT WAY... NOT THE ILLEGAL WAY! IT'S DISGUSTING AND BREAKING THE LAW AND IT MAKES IT MISERABLE FOR LEGAL AMERICANS!

NewGuy, I scrolled up to #108, but the post numbering must've changed again, because I have no idea what you're talking about.

TrannyGranny, Osh, that's funny shit. Skippy, take notes.

"Where were you when the boat tipped over?...Oh, I was in the water!" We should only be so lucky...What is the matter with these fucking people paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars? Don't they read this site? Don't they know we all hate her? Who are they, I need to know so I will never again buy ANYTHING they are selling.

Feed me,

I have to defer to Osh, that chick kills! ya'll ain't so bad ya-self (fuck get me out of MO before this speech becomes permanent)

Post #106: "Skip, I'm ignoring you. I hate you."

Post #159: "Skip, pay attention to me."

Feed me is going to kill Paris in a fit of jealous rage soon.

every1 just needs to start ignoring her and ban her from all parties.

as long as media, including sites like thesuperficial.com, are posting news about her, her presence around media will continue.

Whether people hate her or love her, it still looks like whatever she does, people respond.

hurts, doesn't it?

skippy pee-nut butler...did you not already post that on another thread? running out of ideas This soon?

LMFAO = 155. Candy and Coronas for you baby.

Tranny (144): Sounds like a pretty rough beer -

Pus Blue Ribbon
Killian's Red Sores?
Herpes Weinhardt's?
Krabsenbourg?
Guinness Simplex-A?

152: Dunno, but a crab wove it in Paris' Web.

Hi Tranny,
xoxoxo to you babe

@137-

You certainly won't find any friends here, we all hate that skank-whore Parasite Hilton.

TrannyGranny, did I post something twice? My apologies if I did. I'll be sure to post fresh, non-repetitive material from now on, like "Paris Hilton has herpes."

with all the herpetic, clitoric, skanktastic talk of our fair Paris, why has no one mentioned the fact that she's obviously losing her hair. All the money in the world can't get Rogaine to work for her.
Sad, isn't it?

This bitch disgusts me more than anything.

I have a better idea: why don't we form a charity devoted entirely to throwing Paris off a cliff? I'd contribute to that.

Loves it!!

Alright, I had to sign in for this.

I think she should just drop fucking dead.

I'm tired of her ridiculous blonde hair, even more ridiculous fake tan, her humonguous nose and feet.

She should die. Right now.
The world doesn't need her.

Why is this girl famous again? I always thought that first you had to be famous to be rich, but this broad is famous BECAUSE she's rich. damn, and all it took was dancing on a few tables at night clubs and making a sex tape, well and the fact that her dad owns all the Hilton hotel chains in the world! That Bitch!

Thank god for her she does not need to rely on her ability, or lack thereof, to suck pole to make a living. What a cold fish.

We must find out the identity of these "charities" so that people will know never to donate money to them again. If I donated money to a charity and then later found out that they paid $1 million to Paris as an appearance fee I think I would go ballistic. That's definitely cause for any charity tax exemptions to be stripped.

I don't have any problem with Paris getting appearance fees (even if they are ungodly), but no way should she be receiving money that people have donated to help other people in need. I think this is the most disgusted I have ever been with a celebrity.

That's like a dollar a herpe. sweet deal.

Everyone repeat this out loud: "I am sofa king Re-tard it." The fact there are 178, 179 entries now with my pearl of wisdom says it all. WE are the problem. SO STOP BITCHING!!

Do you get coldsores on or around the mouth? Do you get them anywhere else?

If you answered YES then you too have herpes just like Paris Hilton. Actually one in 4 people has herpes and 80% of those that do have herpes don't even realise it because they don't get any symptoms.

So do yourself a favour, start from the top of the comments and count every 4th comment and that's your chance of having the herpes virus.

Something to think about hey?

If you're worried then head down to the clinic and ask them for a blood test to check if you have herpes 1 and/or 2 anti-bodies present in your blood.

If you do then it's ok. It's only a coldsore.

Good luck!