May 17 2006Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan

first

eh?

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis deserve each other. It seems like they have approximately the same IQ. His eloquence and descriptives are simply astounding.

boy - could we care any less about who she likes or doesn't like???

OK, now that my being first is out of the way.

How dare they criticize Lindsay's crotch when PARIS HILTON HAS HERPES

Still though, it would be pretty sweet to be a billionair and get to call people firecrotch for the whole world to see

WTF? Are these guys adults? Oh wait, I forgot stupidy has no age limit.

does anyone's wife or girlfriend like to tease them without giving them relief? you know, let the frustration build for weeks? just asking that's all.

#5 that was what I thought... what a nerve...

eh

tcltc

Brandon Davis was Mischa Barton's ex-stalker. He's no prize, either.

Not that any of them give a flying f%@k what I have to say, but I hate all three of them!!!

Where's BigJim?!? Hello - TOP TEN?!?!?

Am I the only one who can't see the video? I get an error message that says there is an error with the pathway or the server may be down....

BigJim just got back from another run along the river gazing at bikini-clad hotties on rollerblades. Now I have to get my brats ready for soccer.

Oh, and I hate Paris slightly more than Hohan. That guy may be a billionaire, but there ain't enough money in the world to cure what she's got.

bigjim went to work. remember, he only works about 25 hours/week. well he works noon-4. i wish i had his life.

...and his HOT bod.....

"brats for soccer" ok, maybe not. i like my life...

been there...done that....

oh he should get with K-Fed...FIRE!!!

ok firecrotch???? eh wtf who is this wanker anyways and why is he cashing in on his dead daddy's $$$

TCLTC

I wish they would walk around Oakland for one night...giggling like they do....POW!!!!!...they would be gone...forever

Here's a link to youtube's easier to view version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIuBfsEujI

Amazing that this guy is enough of a douchebag to make me feel sorry for Lohan.

#17 hahahah word

According to the previous 'you have not been banned' post, we're supposed to stay on topic now? Where the fuck is the fun in that?

Next thing you know, we'll get in trouble for saying 'cocksucker' or variation of same.

Kuþ sütüyle beslerim seni,
Mis yerine koklarým seni,
Kalbimin saraylarý seni,

gaykan!

Ok finally found the lunatic-

http://brandon-davis-.greatestjournal.com/

oh and she sounds like a man....there that's on topic in a way now back to regular shiiiiite

tcltc

Pot calling the kettle black.....no one just hangs out with Paris... he's probably sleeping with her too.... last time I checked his kindergarten description of Lohan also fits Paris.... The evil Cacklin Wench .....

Who the hell cares what Brandon Davis thinks... isn't he Mischa Bartons throw aways.... & thats not saying much.

The best part of that video was when Brandon pulled out that old guy's tie and the dude was like, "Brand, please!"

Oh man, those two (Davis & Hilton) idiots were made for each other.

Good stuff.

face it - no matter what - we're all part of the TCLTC Community of Believers....nothin' stinks worse than trustfund punks with no work ethic...okay...NO ethics!

#23 ahhhhhhhhhhh ok I knew I had seen him somewhere before, oh man the knowledge you gain from the SF is just priceless. Beat that Harvard assKyles

#24 hahaaha yeah that was only highlight

First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.

First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.

TO THE FIRST POSTER!!! READ THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

and I didn't know who that David person was either, until you told us..

He was really original in the video. he kept saying the same joke about lindsay's privates...

i think he just secretly like it lol

God, they're assholes. They're worse than the people I went to high school with and they're in their mid-twenties!

In Europe, spoiled trust fund kids are called Eurotrash, what are they called in America?

I'm with Lucycharms. How you gonna call someone else firecrotch when you're with Paris.

Who is this guy? Besides, like Paris Hilton or anyone she hangs out with can criticize anyone's crotch.

Sure, it's a repeat of what everyone else has been saying, but hey. I want my comment thing approved or whatever.

"And her clitoris is seven feet long." Sheer brilliance.

this video is disturbing on so many levels. and it's sick and childish too. unfortunately, there's nothing about Lindsay's behavior over the past year that will contradict any of this buffoon's statements. so while i think it's sick and crude, i also won't be surprised if Lindsay goes into major hiding. or has a complete meltdown -- emotionally she seems to be an unstable girl.

Um, a firecrotch is a person with naturally red hair. Since not everyone seems to have gotten that.

Hey Paris,

Flame on Biyatch!!

#28 look at the clip....that's how

He seems like a real dink to me. Not becuase he's talking about Lindsay, I couldn't give two used tampons about her, but honestly, watching that was like seeing high school dorks, trying to catch up to the popular kid... not knowing that he would end up fat, divorced, and riddled with cancer.

Hah, BigJim, my kids didn't want to do the soccer thing this year. Yeehaw for me!!!

the funniest thing about the video is that they are the JOKE and they don't even know it....

they make such easy targets for someone tryin to make a quck buck...

This same jerk pitched a fit at Paris after Paris called someone the "N" word. Now he's doin' her?

"She was forever using the N-word," Davis, the boyfriend of "O.C." star Mischa Barton, tells The National Enquirer. "I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist plus an idiot."

I can just imagine the rest of their night.

They finally get rid of the Elliot (Hilton flack and partypooper) Mintz - the old guy that must get paid a lot to be even seen with these fucktards. And be humiliated by a guy that's not even paying him.

So then, later in a tangle of black silk sheets, Brandon sweatily searches through his pubic hair for his irrevokably flaccid nubbin. The drunken moron is humiliated by his failure as a man and he immediately switches to the offensive and quickly re-works the rant to reflect his disdain for Paris.

Feel free to write the rant.......

LOVESSSSSS IT

Does Paris' Super Herpes have mind control capabilities or somethin'? Dude bad mouth's her (although they are true statements, she is an idiot) now he's "hangin' out" with her? We all know that "hangin' out" really means they're screwing each other. Ick...feel like I need to scrub my brain with acid and a wire brush now.

It's like Bizarro world version of the Tupac/Notorious B.I.G. feud...

The Hiltons must be so proud of their little skank ho whelp.

I'm not really one to defend Lohan...but the BEST thing about getting into a verbal joust with Paris is...you can always use the good ol' reliable:

"Yeah...but you have visible HERPES and give REALLY bad bj's! I saw it for myself...u know at Nicole Richie's...Paris Sucks Dick Party! Now That's Hot...BITCH!"

Well...that's what I would say!

lol at the FAT, not to mention, SWEATY rich boy. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. what a tool. he looks like ELVIS during the VEGAS YEARS if you know what I mean (yes, I was rehashing the FAT and SWEATY comment). the only thing more repulsive than his mouth his his attitude toward anybody who is not a billionaire or blood related. oh, Brandon Davis, you are just soooooo ATTRACTIVE!!!

I'm no fan of the big LL, but can see why the anorexic chick from The OC dumped his fat ass. Hey, Brandon have some more Cheetoes, douche bag.

Brandon may have inherited the money but is severely lacking in the breeding department. He just gave himself an enormous amount of free publicity.... for being an uneducated jackass.

I'm sure the n-word wasn't "nonoxynol" - although in her case, it probably should be.

Please, please please, PLEASE Brandon & Paris, DIE in fiery explosions where only your crabs survive. And then your crabs can kill Courtney Love.

Your troops are over in Iraq to protect their lifestyle. Remember G-I's - $ 7 million is poor - so kill a lot of evil doers who complain about things.
(Humm...when's 'W' bringing in the universal draft ? Paris probably thinks an M-16 is a size of dildo)

sooo am being censored :O
but back on topic

is fire crotch an insult? Sounds kinda hot...get it hot?

I really, really, really, really, really hate rich people. Especially ones that make fun of other rich people for not being as rich as them. What a giant douchebag. I don't like Hohan either but that walking STD he's with is even worse.

Well that's it for Hohan. After such a penetrating verbal assualt I don't know how she will ever recover. The dude reminds me of Ned Beatty. Fire crotch? Who says "Crotch" ? Fuck what a pussy. Squeel like a pig rich boy..

crotch...

crotch........

Crotch.....

CROTCH......

hahahahahhahaha

He's probably really drunk. Does anyone else hear some guy in the background saying "watch the pole" or "brandon, please!" every two seconds? He's just making a show.

hohan is actually crazy enough to walk up to paris and snatch her face off in front of a million people. and then squirt her in the face with valtrex and kick her in the crotch with mudboots. God, i hope the cameras are there when that shit goes down.

40: Heh, sounds like Paris eating potato chips. I'm sure her favorite are "Lays". *rimshot*

testes testes 1, 2

I think my crotch is worth 7 million dollars. Am I really poor?

41 You make me giggle. I'm hot for you.

i was waiting for the fuckwit to call someone fat, THAT would be ironic. can a pig squeal like a pig??

Fire crotch!!!

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/1785/xtina.jpg

can i comment????

"what's NOT disgusting," Brandon continued, "Is people like us, Paris, who are worth billions of our greedy ancestor's money and can safely scoff at all the lowly commoners because we know we'll never be one of them. Ha ha, Lindsay actually worked for her money--what a freak."

Brandon is the late Marvin Davis's grandson. Marvin was the billionaire former owner of Twentieth Century Fox, Pebble Beach, the Beverly Hills Hotel, and the Denver Broncos NFL team. Per a Vanity Fair article a few months back, the family money's gone.
Brandon does nothing, knows how to do nothing, and is just another overfed, unattractive, useless heir. I've read elsewhere that his weeny is tiny and he'll bed anyone when he's high.
He fits well with the Hiltons.

Stupid AOL video won't play in FireFox. As if anyone used Internet Explorer anymore.

Oh, and these stupid spoiled rich kids suck.

And as long as you're filtering comments, please filter out all those "First!" douchebags.

this guy is in big trouble. plus he's a hypocrite. here is the interview he gave the enquirer when paris was caught saying the "N" word. he claims to want nothing to do with those classy hilton broads: http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/parishilton3.htm

WOW. Dunno who that guy is, but my hat goes off to em. Gotta love insane drunken stoned high rants. :-D

hmmm...wonder if mr. davis prefers the scent of pee to the scent of diarrhea? lord knows he'll get it with piss miss. who's looking a lot like a skanky, crusty-pussed pippi longstocking here. i think i threw up in my mouth a little...

Paris brings all men down to her level once she has infected them with herpes.

I spy with my little eye something that Tom Cruise loves that begins with the letter C.....

Mmmm, they are SO classy.

I love how paris is giggling like a little 13 year old in the background.

W.e, i hate lindsay so its all good.

my question is, what prompted this tirade against lindsay lohan?

anyway my favorite part of the video (after the "brandon! please!" of course) is the paparazzo who says, "paris, can you blow me a kiss? paris! can you blow me-" so funny.

also--if lindsay keeps stealing paris' boyfriends her crotch will really be on fire, if you know what i mean.

Why is she everywhere? I don't care who she dosen't care about! Has anyoneseen Ho7use Of Wax? She was good in that!

Dammit, now I almost feel sorry for Hohan.

Those two need a murder-suicide pact... Money doesn't buy class; when will people learn that? It does, however, buy uptight handlers who don't like their ties messed up. THAT was funny.

Brandon Davis LTC!

"her cl#$#ris is seven feet long"

ahahaha.

I am sure Grandpa Marvin would be so proud that he busted his hump his whole life, just so his grandson was enough of a B list celeb to storm down Sunset ranting about some girls firey crotch w/ Paris Hilton.
Bloated Chalky & Classy...mmm Brandon

Let's face it, they are both jealous of Lohan. At least Lohan works for her money; these two wastes-of-life both inherited it. They can't stand that someone can still work their way into the spotlight. Especially someone more likable than them.

And that's the last nice thing I'll say about Lohan. Lindsey Lohan Loves the Crack... LLLTC.

These two walking talking douchebags are the perfect ad for keeping the estate. The Democratic party should just run this clip everytime the words "death tax" are used. hilarious...

I would rather have a firecrotch any day as opposed to paris hilton's herpe infected twat..and besides i think red is a much nicer color than what ever paris is sporting...who can tell what color Paris' thingy really is. it's problably a collage of many different pubic hairs that have become lost forever in her never ending cannon.
signed
a natural red head

These could possibly be the most immature people on the planet....period.

Firecrotch?

really dude?...if LL smells like shit, that hose-bag next to you must smell like four days of death just from the waist down...i'm no hohan fan, but who the fuck are you???

besides...

TCLTC

I'd really enjoy smashing her over-plastic, numb-cunt, fake-eyed, bleached-blonde, skanky-come-hither stared face with a brick.

Love,
krisdylee

"Brandon, please!"

That chap reminds me of a young Carey Grant.

This is actually funny because, if Paris and Lindsay were in a competition of who is more disgusting, they'll probably tie

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are living proof that the concept of Karma is a load of bullshit. If there *was* any such thing as divine justice, Hilton would be begging on the streets for change and Davis would have his head run over by a truck. Sadly, these little shits will be spending the money that others in their family earned, and will be spoiled assholes until the day they die.

Finding out if I'm socially inept.

Also, not first.

Just found it on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bW3FG5tqA

OK, I am not a Lindsay fan, but this is disgusting... They remind me those stupid kids from school who think they are so cool and are sure everybody think they're cool because they have money, when in fact we all think they're so patetic...
"HAHA! you have glasses....oh you're a nerd, ha ha! I rock! I am cool! HA HA!"
Losers... I'd rather be 'poor' than rich and be Paris Hilton or her gang...

#33, I agree, they are the big sick joke

I love it! Not only is he under-educated, ugly, greasy, sweating like Michael Jackson in a daycare centre and associating with the likes of Paris Hilton, but he thinks anyone gives a flying fuck what he has to say.

Unintelligent little boys and girls living off mummy and daddy's money. How pathetic.

And Paris giggling like the brainless moron than she time and time again proves herself to be... it would cost WAY more than any of them can afford to raise her IQ to average...

OMG those punks are disgusting pigs Paris probably said to that dork "that was hott". At least it maybe Hohan will be incommunicado for a while and that would be a good thing for the rest of the world.

He reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay, all fat and full of stupidity.

Paris is Hot. And by hot I mean she has a firecrotch.

#29 Yes! "Flame On" should be her stuperhero catch phrase.

This fat dude has money? Why is it he can't afford a decent hair cut. I have seen homeless that live under the bridge down town that dress better. I think I am in love with the "Bran please" dude. You can see it on his face this man hates his fucking life and wants to beat the shit out of that doughy, greazy (yes with a Z)chain smoking waste of humanity.

If Lindsey crotch is on fire Paris crotch is a boiler. Hopefully, Brandon doesn't fly planes or drives his own car because he'll be boiling in hell soon.

Hope they did they didn't do the do because his crotch will soon be on fire too. Karma

Do you think either of them realise that, unlike Lindsay, they did absolutely nothing to deserve their money?
Paris is a rank, smelly, beast.

Lmao @ #54. My sentiments exactly. Who is this fat fuck anyways? And why is he sweating so profusely?

all i can say is, i love it. i fucking love it. i feel the same way. i'm totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7foot long clitoris

all i can say is, i love it. i effin love it. i feel the same way. i'm totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7 foot long clitoris

It's funny that this guy is probably quite a few years older than LL, and he's picking a fight with her over the media.
Acting like a spoiled 9 year old sissy is hot.

What a masculine cat fight.

I think that guy is secretly gay and he envies Lohan.

Why do rich people always have the most cocky, useless, douche-bag-y offspring?

This guy seems to know an aweful lot about "fire crotch". A little TOO much, if you ask me. :P

Seriously, why is he going off on Lohan in the first place and why is Paris laughing 10 minutes straight or however long this video was? We get it already. Lohan is a firecrotch. Now shut your useless piehole and drive off a short bridge. Both of you.

I think Paris is a stupid whore, and this (nobody) Brandon is obviously drunk out of his mind and mumbling nonsense, but I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at this video. He was hilarious, despite the fact that he (like Paris & Lohan) needs to die. I totally agree with him about skanky Lohan, and I'm slightly uncomfy with that...

Is it possible to hate these assholes but still agree with their opinion on Lohan? Does that make me inconsistent? Can I put a fire extinguisher over her fire crotch? Can I use hydrochloric acid to erase all those nasty freckles all over her leotard-strewn body? Is her clit REALLY six feet long??? Is it, TOO, covered in red freckles?

Could Paris look any stupider with that little pigtail?

*These questions and more to be answered on "Ripley's Believe it or Not" .."

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris is in it for the money, Brandon is in it for the pink taco. And that, my friends, makes Paris a bonafide prostitute.

I really don't understand "firecrotch" as an insult. Doesn’t it just mean her pubic hair is red? How is that an insult? How about this for stating the obvious disguised as an insult, Brandon Davis is a fat, stupid loser. OH SNAP! I'M clever.
Also, did anyone else notice how Paris' laugh sounded forced? Like she didn't quite get the joke but she didn't want people to think she was the halfwit we all know she is so she was overcompensating by laughing extra loud. Or maybe she was just embarrassed by her own case of "firecrotch"… I mean herpes.

1) Is driving with your phone up at your ear legal in the US? Can't we arrest Paris already and get a big fat tattooed woman to make her her beotch?

2) Is it just me, or does Paris walk like she has just gotten off a horse? Perhaps that's what you get when you just root things all day.

3) This guy is famous for f**king Mischa Barton, and having money that he got from his parents, and being really sweaty ALL the time. Why are we filming him? He's probably already tried to f**k Hohan and she turned him down, so he's had to resort to Paris for gratification... if that's what you'd call throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

now i dislike lindsay as much as the next person, but at least she earned the seven million that she's supposed to be worth...

i don't think you're considered rich if your parents earned it and you're just an obnoxious socialite.

This man... What was his name again, has such the right attitude that he should be given a state fund to ensure he is never poor (i.e. < 500 Billion).

I hope Lindsay comes back with something... probable lame like “Yeah, well I bet he dosen't sleep very well because of all the money he... eerrr.... has ... under his... bed.... HE LOVES TOM CURUISE'S COCK!”

#33

their so stupid, easy target and quick buck made

Maybe he's callig her firecrotch because she gave him herpes which he then gave to Paris.... just a thought.

Who is the dark haired girl walking with Paris?

Way to go paris hilton! This will buy you at least a couple of days of publicity. After that no one will care again, but hey, you can always make another sex tape.

Sigh.. They're even wasn't the richest scumbags in the world! Hell!

These two bear an uncanny resemblance to Beavis and Butthead.

I'm no Hohan fan, but she's 19 and has earned $7 million on her own. What has this ass clown earned?

btw, BrandonDavisLTC

When did Paris and Brendon Davis become friends? before he has called her a "racist idiot". Maybe thats what he does to attract other rich female celebrities,in some weird twisted way, maybe he does like Lindsay Lohan. http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html

ya i agree....but paris is a whore...so one ho making fun of another how makes no sense~

Firecrotch - that one's gonna stick. Solid gold.

They're all more riddled and cross-infected with STD's than an 18th century wharf whore.

Shut up Renegade (#57) you so want to fuck him but he is ugly and you'll never get him he'd probably just call you a fag.

Poor Lindsay our prayers are with you. Let us pray: "May a drunk taxi driver drive Paris Hilton off a bridge. Amen"

wow, cannot believe the words coming out from this fucker. maybe he should get liposuction of his chin or something. Im ulterly convinced that Paris H is a slut. Look at the way she walk, and it's just so obvious she's feeding him what to say on the camera.

Lame ass rich asses. I wanna see them get poor.

he thinks he can afford to be a giant dickhead - but even the freckles,her orange crotch, lindsay's a lot more presentable than brandon with all his greasiness(and walking herpes sidekick)

and come on, at least lohan's not in something as shameful as...the house of wax or any sort of documentation of being close to the walking herpes

Brandon Davis.. Brandon Davis.. Wasn't the moron who dated Misha Barton?

and, http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html

Hey, you know par-ass shouldn't be laughing...I mean, this guy fucking raved about lindsay hohan's pussy for 3 minutes and 38 seconds. That's a long time! Now, if I talk about paris's hot dog eater, it's only take me 4 words, and then I'd basically have said everything about her cooch there is to say. Cum-guzzling herpes circus. That's 1.Cum 2.Guzzling 3.Herpes 4.Circus

When I think of Brandon Davis, I immediately picture a fat greasball with food on his chin. He's not even fat, is he? But he reminds me of a lardass anyway. I don't know for sure where all his anger is coming from, but I betcha Lindsay wouldn't let him hit it! Besides, Paris will always be skankier than anybody else on the planet... ironic she could laugh at jokes about somebody else's crotch, given the disease ridden state of her own.

#35...HAHAHAHAHA...funniest thing I've heard in a while. Apparently, this all stemmed from a feud last week:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/05/paris-hilton-and-lindsay-lohan-hate.html

It wasn't that long ago that Paris and Lindsay were BFF along with the Simpson girls, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton. Now, I don't think any of these girls are on speaking terms. And you know what else is sad? That I even know this.

the problem with lil rich boys and girls is that they've never had to get dirty and earn their money. They just wait for daddy to hand over another car or piece of bling.

"Watch the pole, watch the pole."

Saying that to Paris Hilton (obvious sexual innuendo aside) is amusing. I wish I had grownups to follow me around when I was drunk to tell me not to walk into telephone poles.

And stop hating all of you: these people are what makes America great.

What a disgusting piece of garbage, I was never a big Lindsay fan and laughed at the stupid things that happened to her or she did.

However, this really crossed the line of what you can or cannot say to someone and have to pay the price for your remarks.

I hope she sues the both of them but more important I hope to hell that people really begin to HATE Peeho Hilton, without the media she is just another stupid spoiled whore.

at the end was that just the way the video was shot or does paris drive like a crazy man would in a stolen mercedes?

Wow, after 13 hours I thought my post were never going to show up!!!

All money and NO CLASS.

If Hohan has a fire crotch, then Paris has a nuclear-reactor crotch. That thing will melt your face off.

WOW. Just....wow. To me, the funniest part of that whole train wreck (besides Brandon yelling Firecrotch every 3 seconds) is when they're in the car and Paris whispers her "insult" to Brandon and he says it to the paparazzi. I think Paris's comment is conclusive proof that she is in fact the dumbest living creature on earth, and that both of them know WAY too much about Hohan's crotch. Oh, the irony!

This video only further shows the similarities between Paris mother Theresa and why she should portray her. Can you not hear the unconditional love in her cackle? Does Paris not try to rid the world of disease by taking them all for herself? Doesn't Paris work so hard for all the cum she guzzles....

Why is he always so greasy? I'm pretty poor, but I still take showers...

Curious that one with herpes would dare to call another "firecrotch." That is, in fact, calling the kettle black, no? Or at least calling the kettle a "nigger."

You know what they say - The boy that makes the most fun of you is actually the one who loves you the most. He's an idiot and she's pathetic....

Freaking Ameri-trash. They are saying firecrotch like its a bad thing, or they don't know what it means. Its not a bad thing, its a neutral thing. Its like making fun of someone for having brown hair. Irrelevant.

And I agree that it is hilarious that Paris of all people wants to make derogatory comments about someone's crotch, when PARIS HAS WARTS.
leaking seeping oozing pus filled WARTS

In fact, Paris probably has to wear a depends under garment to catch all the pus leaking from her WARTS

USKTTCLTCAIFBFCEN

(Us Superficialers Know That Tom Cruise Loves The Cock And In Fact Begs For Cock Every Night)

Is Paris even allowed to hate on LiLo? They're both pretty much a waste but atleast LiLo has made some decent movies...the parent trap remake was good...I always wonder why they didn't just use actual twins though. Wouldn't it have been easier?

was i the only one who wanted to see them slam into a parked car as they sped off?

If I am too obnoxious to post then I will take my comic gems elsewhere.

That dude has some anger management issues. Paris is just her usual bitch self.

Oh, fantastic. Thanks, assholes.

am i back?

omg, i totally thought i was banned!

FIRST!

Yikes. A song come to mind ...

What ever happened to old values,
fine morals,
good breeding?
Now no one even says "oops"
When they're passing their gas.
Whatever happened to class?
Class.*

*Kander & Ebb, Class, Chicago

these two should definitley start procreating now! the baby would probably be born with festering boils covering its entire body from sliding down that infected birth canal. yum!

Okay, am I the only one who was giggling uncontrollably at this? I know it's terrible but I actually found it kind of funny. There is no point in getting offended by it- it is WAY to childish behavior to even bother getting riled up about. Frankly, I found it kind of hilarious.

Okay, on another note, do you all have temporary amnesia? Lindsay isn't the classiest girl out there...she can barely open her eyes for "early morning" interviews. And there was that whole "Scarlett is a cunt" fiasco...

#152 Yes!!! I totally agree. not only would the baby have boils, it would be sooo dumb. then these really lame celebrities could have a new reality show. gives new meaning to the phrase "the simple life" i am sure Brit and kfed's new simpleton could give hilton and brandon's kiddo a run for the money.

okay, first of all, why can't i see this fucking video?

and check out Paris and her Wonky Eye in this photo from today's Page Six:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

err how come i cant post? : /

why is this monster in every other topic?

How old are these two; 12?
I think I was more mature then them by junior high.
What an embarrassment!

WOW! All that money and this fat, ugly piece of trash can't even buy a decent hair styling product. Looks like he uses Havoline on his inflated head. Just proves that all the money in the world can't buy class. I am soooooo sick of seeing that talentless whore Hilton everywhere. Unless she's in a commercial for Valtrex please stop showing her ugly mug.

I'm back! I almost jumped off the bridge yesterday thinking I could never slam celebrities again!!!! Well not, really. Instead I just slammed all my friends at the bar, they didn't really appreciate it. Except for the guy I banged in the bathroom.

I would like to be rich enough to consider a person who's net worth is $7 million dollars poor. I think someone needs a reality check. They were saying how Lindsay lives in a hotel, but wasn't Paris living in hotels her entire life until she recently bought a house? Wasn't she raised in a hotel? And I have to agree with #5, I don't think she has any right to even giggle at someone being called a whore when a day after her and Stavros broke up she was passing herpes on to Matt Leinart.

i'd like to pass some herpes on to Matt Leinart

Brandon Davis would be poor too if he didn't inherit his grand daddy's money. I am sure his parents are proud of him We also know that Paris's parents are proud of the racist anti semitic skank they raised.

That is probably the funniest thing ever. He just kept saying non stop that Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch and is disgusting with freckles.

I watched the video twice and I may watch it again.

I wonder if Lindsay is going to respond to it

I love it how these Hollywood socialites love to bash each other. It's like a really bad soap opera, how they bed hop with each other's boyfriends and talk shit about each other all the time. Paris is a whore. I think that's been established.

#158, I'm with that, too!! Matt Leinart is HOT!

Oh god, what a pair they make. Not that I love Lohan really, but c'mon. Who knew that you could find an ever bigger asshole than Paris?

How sad. He's clearly screwed up. What is the deal with Paris' fake laughter and trying to "hide" her face. You know she'd die if the cameras stopped rolling. She's the one with the moldy crotch. It's just so stupid. And I imagine they were both drunk/high and she tears off in her car .. wtf? Hate them all.

The way Brandon was sweating profusely and wiping it off his face the whole time he was talking, imagine what his ass was probably smelling like? I guess only Paris knows. NASTY

I like the fact that Paris Hilton is worth millions, yet she's definitely wearing oversized Goody hairclips. Use a bobbypin, you moron. The fact that she doesn't say anything just proves that she was the DD and he was wasted. I think she's laughing at him completely embarassing himself. Who is he?

Obviously all of the money in the world can't buy that greasy fuck any shampoo. I bet he has that nasty musky oily hair smell. Also, he has the constat appearance of just getting done playing a game of tennis. Fat, sweaty fuck. I hope Lindsey kicks both of their asses - only because I hate her just a leeeetle less than the two of them.

#148 - You called you obnoxious?! I'll kick their ass! (sorry, this is long and I'm too lazy to even read)

I was thisclose to committing suicide, not being able to post for like, 24 hours. That totally sucked. I'm disappointed to see that HWMNBN didn't get filtered out. What's up with that?

And I agree, what's the fun if you can't go off subject? How else are these posts gonna go past 200?

#78... thanks for the link... it says that Brandon Davis is a Tommy Hilfiger model?!? WTF??? How can that fat greaseball be a model for anything other than an expensive piece of white trash? My dog's weepy asshole has more class than that useless fuck.
Stepping off of soapbox now...

what a douche. what the heck did linsey lohan do? she might be a little 'misguided', but she doesnt deserve to be made fun of in public.

WELL HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE TO DESCRIBE PARIS' CROTCH, CAUSE ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION HAS SEEN IT MANY TIMES.
NOT THAT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT LINDSAY WASN'T HILARIOUS

last!

what a douche. what the heck did linsey lohan do? she might be a little 'misguided', but she doesnt deserve to be made fun of in public.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

It always amazes me just how many stupid fucking people are out there. This guy needs a fucking beatdown bigtime. As far as the Hilton bitch, what a life. These people literally do not even know what day it is. Imagine these knuckleheads in a conversation. Dumb and Dumber.

Yes, clearly these two are immature, classless jerks. But am I the only one who thinks this video makes Paris look like she'd be fun to get high with? Always guffawing uncontrollably at any inane thing you say? Oh wait - I guess anyone would do that if we were smoking the right stuff. But still . . .

And regarding this Brandon - did he used to have a skanky ponytail? And that article you posted, #78 (thanks), says he dated Rachael Leigh Cook. NOOOOO! Isn't she the cute girl from "She's All That"? Well now she's lost all credibility. And most importantly - I could barely catch this, so I might be wrong - but when he pulled that guy's tie out, didn't he say something about its looking like a crotch? Nice.

# 134 - Cum-guzzling herpes circus. Love it.

Does anyone else wish wish WISH that these two would wander down THIER darkened street, half-drunk and ranting? Sans cameras of course. I'd have a flipping field day with a louisville slugger. Grease and all.

(Edna babes, you're about 170 comments too late).

when talking about Paris Hilton, can one be anything LESS then gross? Calm down Edna

Oh, oh, and when they passed that car forced to wait while the entourage passed, he aggressively flipped the driver the bird and said "F*** you, you f***ing b****." Another charm school graduate.

I'm gonna submit a bill to congress to make it illegal for brandon "dipshit" davis and paris "tranny" hilton's parents to stop creating such abomination offsprings.

it's a disgrace to the human race, they should have been born "jackals"

I'm kinda disappointed that Brandon couldn't muster up something cleverly cruel to say about La Hohan...I mean, even some asshole like *LameBananas* can come up with something wittier just repeating "Firecrotch" over and over. The insults here are funnier any day of the week...

He must not be named!!!

I got 2 words for these "poor rich dudes":

GET TESTED!

and for Paris...I got 5 words:

DON'T BOTHER ~ IT'S TOO LATE

Why couldn't the superficial filter out Edna and her lame empty threats? Edna, why don't you go hunt down some dirty pedophiles or child molesters and leave us celeb bashers alone?

Fisher55, I'm emailing the "Stupid Girls" lyrics to Brandon Davis as we speak. (I know them by heart you see).

I know he'll feel the impact.

Edna, darling,

Go blow Satan.

Oh, wait. Satan doesn't exist.
Well, he does... but he's my bitch, and I'm NOT SHARING. That forked tongue is AMAZING...

last!

If the standard is based on going off topic, EDNA IS NEVER ON TOPIC!!! are you reading this superfish guy.

I just wanted to see if I was banned.

I miss mamacita.

When I was in my mid-20s my ex-boyfriend's friend found it necessary to yell "K37744 HAS ANAL WARTS!!!" in front of CBGBs. I have to feel for Lindsey on this one. There's really no appropriate comeback.

To this day, when I visit NYC my asscheeks still shudder.

He's pretty gross. I know he's rich and all, but yuck. maybe he and Paris will marry each other and save the general population from more STDs.

Edna please go jump off a cliff. And take your reports with you.

I finally watched the video. What a fucking lowlife trailer trash rich boy piece of shit.

This is someone I would relish pounding into a bloody pulp.

He's on the list too.

Did anyone else notice how reckless Paris was driving at the end of the video...that was a car wreck waiting to happen. Especially in West Hollywood on Sunset...where it looks like she is. You can't speed off like that and take up two lanes Paris...get a clue before you kill someone.

"K37744 HAS ANAL WARTS!!!"

At least I'm pretty sure he would not be able yell that three times fast.

see. all you boys are alike.

now i need to go get hammered. (again).

#180 - I think she's just waiting for approval.

Paris walks like a man. Who has just pissed his pants.

Ahh, you can't buy class. Clearly.

Is there no new gossip today??

And that chick in the 'no scruf' ad is freaking me out... just a little. OK. A lot.

1:00 p.m. and no new posts yet. Was Hollywood bombed, and all the stupid celebrities vaporized?

COME ON, SF!

I'm sad...no new posts?Come on Superfish,don't do me like that. :(

I feel sorry for their handlers/publicists/bodyguards. But I guess they get paid to deal with them. They'd have to be paid very well; I'd have a hard time being near those two without either vomiting or smacking them upside the head or both (and I'm in a very mild mood--obviously they deserve worse). I'm assuming there was some alcohol/drugs involved in this classy evening out.

Since he's so fucking rich, can't he buy shampoo for oily hair, Proactiv solution, and maybe a gym membership? That guy is a fucking disgusting, ambulant bubbling pus-infected boil. Remember kids, money does not equal class.

How about the story on MSNBC about Pat Robertson announcing God spoke to him and told him that a tsunami is going to hit the U.S. this year? That's worth some SF action, I tell ya.

#175, You have been REPORTED!

Am I banned? Can I not say "get high"?

hey edna, even my anal warts know #175 isn't by definition "disgusting." what gives? bored with today's superficial too eh?

*reports #191*

After Googling "Matt Davis" to figure out WHO HE WAS and learning that he, like Paris, is another unattractive stupid spoiled fuck whose double chin is only surpassed by his disgusting disposition, I can only imagine why he'd say those things about Lindsay. It's always those people who have all the money in the world but no PURPOSE for EXISTENCE who say things about people with talent. Though she snorts coke and wears tights, the girl can act a hell of a lot better than half of Hollywood.

He was just trying to look cool in front of Paris Hilton. Which tells you something. That, and he needs to come out of the closet.

How do you report someone on here, anyway? Am I missing something?

I know how Davis feels. I laugh at guys who only have a 12" cock.

Will people please stop responding to Edna? Unless you find her funny, in which case you are retarded.

Jesus, why am I so attracted to Paris Hilton? There's just something cute and dorky about her that drives me wild. I really want to play Dungeons and Dragons with her. I'd say something like "Wow, Paris, you rolled a 20! That's a critical hit!" And then she'd say "That's so hot." Then I'd say "Want to see my knob goblin?" And then we'd be all over each other, knocking the dice and figurines off of the table while I bone her.

I want to start a Superfish campaign--lets start up a fund to purchase BigJim a return flight to LAX to beat the shit out of these two....can anyone think of a better project to sponser?

FBJTLA--Fly Big Jim to L.A.

This can sweeten the deal--BJ--there's lots of bikini-clad honeys down here to check out, and they rollerskate year-round!

last!

#195: Only if you talk about something other than your cock for a change.

oh snap, he's fug. don't care what comes out of his mouth.

this thread needs more Land-man

All disgusting posters will be banned per Superficials new posting guidelines. You have been warned!

To whoever keeps saying 'last!'

There will be no LAST til a new post is put up. We've all got to dick around somewhere, so the latest post would be it.

and #196
I'll throw in for that one! But I want somebody to video the ass beating, and I want a copy. Who has a video camera?

lindsay's clit beats the iddle weenus by at least 6 feet, 9 inches.

lindsay: 1

land-fag: 0

Is he a member of the "sweathogs"? What a pig. I bet his ballsack smells like limburger cheese.

#198: No deal.

Thank you, #193. I will believe this Edna crap really exists when someone shows up at my house and writes me a citation for making comments on the Superficial. Give me a break and get a life. Like I said, go find some pedophiles to bother and do some real good instead of being annoying on this site.

So do you think Lindsay's gonna come back and call Paris a "herpescrotch" in response to the firecrotch remarks? I hope they fist fight, drag the brawl into the street, and get hit by an oncoming bus. And I hope it all gets caught on tape.

Apparently the SuperFish guy accidently banned himself.
Someone e-mail the guy the name of a good nerd so this garbage can get rolling again.

WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET A NEW STORY UP HERE?

These Land-Balls are made for nutting
and that's just what they'll do
One of the days the Land-Cock is gonna
nut all over you.

Play Ball!

Hey...here's Paris Hilton's myspace address...people are leaving comments telling her how wonderful she is..it's making me sick!

You have to be a friend to leave a comment...so just request her to be a friend by clicking the ADD Friend button... She'll ok it because she Oks everyone....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=49002457

I had never heard Davis speak and now I know why, idiot. If it wasn't for grandpa he would be poor too

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

In my opinion... The Superficial "WAS???" by far the best funniest site of it’s kind. And the reason for this, the complete abandon with which one could post their thoughts... Sadly those days might be coming to a rapid end... seems the internet Nazi’s have officially arrived!!! and a fascistic way of thinking is at hand... Just like the government with the phone tapping debacle, The Superficial has seen fit to now monitor all of us closely... But don’t worry, it’s just for our own good you see... you know, to make the site better, more fun... and if they don’t like what you write, why of course then they will ban you immediately... But don’t worry because "For now we're approving everybody, but we're going to do a better job of "monitoring" comments since they've been getting out of hand lately."... Sad-sad-sad... I really loved this site... I have had some of the biggest laughs in my life reading some of the stuff on here... my special laugh thanks to pinky_nip, PapaHotNuts, Land-Man, Spacedog, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, hugh_g_rection, Sodomy_is_for_Girls, Dr.Rokter, BigJim, Land-man, Italianstallion, jacq,... I hope the thought police won't make this be my last post...???

201--Hell, I'll pick him up and personally escort him to Sunset Blvd., videocamera in hand!

As a sidenote, I really don't know what's more annoying... a drunk, sweating, piggy rich boy or the ass-kissing cameramen who record the shit that comes pouring out of his mouth! Wait a minute, it's neither, 'cause nothing could be more offensive than Paris whispering her insults in Davis' ear and then cackling like a fucking hag!!!

Uh oh, I may be banned for this but... On another topics, look at the cover of US Weekly 05/29/06, both Brit and K-fag have a lazy eye.. They could be brother and sister here.. Poor SP.. Poor child never had a chance...

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4214/

Edna, you fat cow. Go sip Jesus' diarrhea through a straw.

Ps... make sure you don't write ever "first" again!

@213... if you do that, go by way of PCH for me. I fucking miss the beach...

All bible-thumping posters will be banned per Superficials new posting guidelines. You have been warned, Edna!

(Posted by rmeno on May 18, 2006 01:44 PM
Hey...here's Paris Hilton's myspace address)

Yeah, of COURSE it is, because this fits her profile, right?

Female
15 years old
BEL AIR, CALIFORNIA

Besides, do you really think she knows how to turn on a computer, let alone actually CREATE a myspace page? Her herpes have more intelligence than the rest of her...

to #218 gossipmonger

You must not be familiar with myspace...alot of people (mostly high profile people) put that they are 14 and 15 because then their profile comes up private, ...until you're added by that person..only if you put down that you are 16 and above can you page be viewed by just anyone.and besides that..it really is her myspace account because I personally know 2 of the people who talk to her through that account who are actually her friends (I personally do not know Hilton but like I said 2 of my freinds know her very well).

May I be the first to state that the two of them come from loads that should have been swallowed??

haha... this actually hitt home for me considering im a redhead.. i got all the names when i was little.. fire crotch, carrot top, etc etc... I used to laugh to myself thinking these people deserve to die.. And hopefully one day ill be driving drunk and luckily take out their whole family.. hence stopping the birth of more jealous idiots..

but this article and this guy.. gimmie a breakk.. i cant help but laugh.. it must suck to be rich, be deforemed in the face, have no capacity to be funny, pay to have friends.. sad sad.. if i was him i would give up all my money and take workshops to better improve my personality.. cuz all the money and genital surgery in the world can't save this guy..

Ohh Lohan needs to go on a gossip spree and unload to the world what a dumbass paris is and how gay her little pussy hater is.. EAT THE RICH..

Im patiently waiting for the moment when we can shoot these rich morons at will..

later
! red snapper
aka THE ORIGINAL FIRE CROTCH

"shankyouverymuch": i wish this wasn't true, but i really wish you had included me in your wishlist...and on another note, since this is the longest thread ever and paris is already played,

Will someone who works for this site *please* get rid of that scary Hedonistica bitch? She honestly gives me nightmares.

oh, and thanks for that Gossipmonger...now I'm gonna have nightmares about wonkey-eyed popstars...

DAMMIT, is the SF guy on strike?

I bet LL's pubes are orange and striped, like a tabby cat's fur.

Last!!! (?)

I have to agree w/some earlier posts that Hohan turned down this fat pig and he still hasn't gotten over it. Also, he's pissed that he didn't get a crack at the firecrotch and instead got stuck w/Suzie Rottencrotch (aka - Paris). Something that bothers me even more than this fanucca is the question: What the fuck is wrong w/Mischa Barton???? First this twit and now that Cisco wannabe band dude dirtbag? That chick has serious issues.

IN MY CHURCH GROUP I LEARNED THAT THE SUPERFICIAL CAUSES THE GAY. YOU ALL NEED MY HELP TO RID YOU OF THE GAY. ON A SIDE NOTE, I JUST JERKED OFF IN A LIBTURDS SALAD!!!!!!!!

i met both paris and brandon while in hawaii for new years.
paris was nice until she wone $7,000 in a poker game and made some man cry
brandon was wearing a shirt that said "i'm a god in germany" he is weird
its kinda sad that people who do absolutely nothing for all that money get paid simply to go to parties and be obnoxious. but then again i would probably do the same thing if i were them. exept for the herpes thing

AH everyone is a disgusting human waste in the Hollywood scene, esp. if you're under 26...the pot is DEFINTELY calling the kettle black...at least Linds works for her millions and the only thing Brandon does is get dumped by Mischa for being a spoiled rich brat!

Methinks the asshole doth protest too much. What did Lindsay do to this guy? He reminds me of my 7th grade bully. Talks alot of shit but secretly has a crush on you. I think he wants the firecrotch! He is in love with her!!! For the record I think he is hilariously disgusting.

that's hot.

You know what else is hot? Napalm.
Do you think we could convince Paris that it's K-Y??
I volunteer to operate the flamethrower.

i fucked brandon once in hawaii years ago and still can't completely get rid of the stench *sigh*

Classy people. This is what happens when you flunk out of 6th grade.

#220
Fisher55... I'm sorry for your exclusion on my list... you are one of the funniest, wittiest and most clever on the superficial... you definitely make the list...

By the way, the Hedonistica bitch bugs the crap out of me too...

@212: I have one word for you:

shankyouverymuch!

P.S. In this video it looks like Paris' benwa balls are about to fall out by the way she's walking.

Well gee,look at the time..1984 already?
By the way #225,if you jerked off in someones salad,then I took a hot dump on your steak.Take that ignorance somewhere else.Fuckwipe.

[waits to be banned]

SF: Quit grading our comments and reporting them to the NSA and give us a new story!

BTW, Italian Stallion: where for art my love?

#235
Well... spank-youverymuch, that is if you'd only let me...Please!!!

UGH. I just saw the video (was having trouble downloading it). That was bratty, terrible and just plain stupid. I wanted to kick Brandon so hard, just because he got ditched by Linds because he's a spoiled brat loser doesn't mean she deserves that, sure she's annoying and messed up, but she's only 19. I think Brandon is a little older and just has the lowest I.Q I've ever heard, how many times can you say firecrotch without feeling like a moron? Obviously he was wasted and Paris, as always, is a total herpes ridden idiot...YUCK! These people are the WORST that this country has to offer...they DISGUST me!

I’m no cheerleader for Lindsey Ho-han, but this display was just rank.
These are the filthiest most degenerate people I can think of… they just exude the word repugnant… Who is Brandon Davis, NO really who is he, I have no idea... what a complete zero… I suspect that a month from now after getting a good strong dose of the Paris-herps he will fall back into complete obscurity...

AAAAAHHHHmazing!

You know in England they call that ginger. Ginger kids. Ha ha ha!!!

I love him!

FIRST BITCHES!

Pete Doherty if filthier then Paris & Brandon... but only by a butt hair!

Looks like the American Gay White Pride dude is at it again.

Listen buddy, I know your pissed at retarded librarians about not being able to get your hands on a copy of "Green Eggs and Ham," so I'm going to tell you how it ends in the hope that it will help you chill.

The guy finally ate the stuff in order to get the little fugger to stop pestering him, and you know what? He actually liked them.

There, you can die happy now.

#239

Just found out who Brandon Davis is... the grandson of dead billionaire Marvin Davis... so the puzzle is complete, two spoiled pieces of worthless shit, Paris & Brandon, who never did a days work in there lives slamming someone who actual self-made her celebrity by working for a living... Yup, reads like perfect modern Hollywood fair.

OK. I accept.

E-mail your extra aeroplan miles to:

iamgoingtokickthelivingshitoutofthatworthlessmotherfucker@BigJimKicksAss.com

Guess who's back? Back again. Stallions back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..........

Not dead, just got a rock stuck in my horse shoe, but the dog's are really pissed because I would have made a hell of a meal.....

#233, thanks for (temporarily) inflating my fragile ego!!

Superfish: the natives are getting restless. Ahh, but we are just pawns in your twisted game...power is intoxicating (I've heard)

i come back from an hour and 1/2 lunch and no new stories?!?! what the fuck superficial?

methinks there's a long line at the meth clinic today.

Oh my gosh... only 7 million? She is SOOOO not bananas!!!!! (Like I am

He's a stuck up little spoiled brat who knows nothing about the real world. That makes him rich in money, but poor in the brain department.

Shall I quote "Stupid girls"???

#244... you are SOOO right!