May 17 2006Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan

first

eh?

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis deserve each other. It seems like they have approximately the same IQ. His eloquence and descriptives are simply astounding.

boy - could we care any less about who she likes or doesn't like???

OK, now that my being first is out of the way.

How dare they criticize Lindsay's crotch when PARIS HILTON HAS HERPES

Still though, it would be pretty sweet to be a billionair and get to call people firecrotch for the whole world to see

WTF? Are these guys adults? Oh wait, I forgot stupidy has no age limit.

does anyone's wife or girlfriend like to tease them without giving them relief? you know, let the frustration build for weeks? just asking that's all.

#5 that was what I thought... what a nerve...

eh

tcltc

Brandon Davis was Mischa Barton's ex-stalker. He's no prize, either.

Not that any of them give a flying f%@k what I have to say, but I hate all three of them!!!

Where's BigJim?!? Hello - TOP TEN?!?!?

Am I the only one who can't see the video? I get an error message that says there is an error with the pathway or the server may be down....

BigJim just got back from another run along the river gazing at bikini-clad hotties on rollerblades. Now I have to get my brats ready for soccer.

Oh, and I hate Paris slightly more than Hohan. That guy may be a billionaire, but there ain't enough money in the world to cure what she's got.

bigjim went to work. remember, he only works about 25 hours/week. well he works noon-4. i wish i had his life.

...and his HOT bod.....

"brats for soccer" ok, maybe not. i like my life...

been there...done that....

oh he should get with K-Fed...FIRE!!!

ok firecrotch???? eh wtf who is this wanker anyways and why is he cashing in on his dead daddy's $$$

TCLTC

I wish they would walk around Oakland for one night...giggling like they do....POW!!!!!...they would be gone...forever

Here's a link to youtube's easier to view version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIuBfsEujI

Amazing that this guy is enough of a douchebag to make me feel sorry for Lohan.

#17 hahahah word

According to the previous 'you have not been banned' post, we're supposed to stay on topic now? Where the fuck is the fun in that?

Next thing you know, we'll get in trouble for saying 'cocksucker' or variation of same.

Kuþ sütüyle beslerim seni,
Mis yerine koklarým seni,
Kalbimin saraylarý seni,

gaykan!

Ok finally found the lunatic-

http://brandon-davis-.greatestjournal.com/

oh and she sounds like a man....there that's on topic in a way now back to regular shiiiiite

tcltc

Pot calling the kettle black.....no one just hangs out with Paris... he's probably sleeping with her too.... last time I checked his kindergarten description of Lohan also fits Paris.... The evil Cacklin Wench .....

Who the hell cares what Brandon Davis thinks... isn't he Mischa Bartons throw aways.... & thats not saying much.

The best part of that video was when Brandon pulled out that old guy's tie and the dude was like, "Brand, please!"

Oh man, those two (Davis & Hilton) idiots were made for each other.

Good stuff.

face it - no matter what - we're all part of the TCLTC Community of Believers....nothin' stinks worse than trustfund punks with no work ethic...okay...NO ethics!

#23 ahhhhhhhhhhh ok I knew I had seen him somewhere before, oh man the knowledge you gain from the SF is just priceless. Beat that Harvard assKyles

#24 hahaaha yeah that was only highlight

First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.

First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.

TO THE FIRST POSTER!!! READ THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

and I didn't know who that David person was either, until you told us..

He was really original in the video. he kept saying the same joke about lindsay's privates...

i think he just secretly like it lol

God, they're assholes. They're worse than the people I went to high school with and they're in their mid-twenties!

In Europe, spoiled trust fund kids are called Eurotrash, what are they called in America?

I'm with Lucycharms. How you gonna call someone else firecrotch when you're with Paris.

Who is this guy? Besides, like Paris Hilton or anyone she hangs out with can criticize anyone's crotch.

Sure, it's a repeat of what everyone else has been saying, but hey. I want my comment thing approved or whatever.

"And her clitoris is seven feet long." Sheer brilliance.

this video is disturbing on so many levels. and it's sick and childish too. unfortunately, there's nothing about Lindsay's behavior over the past year that will contradict any of this buffoon's statements. so while i think it's sick and crude, i also won't be surprised if Lindsay goes into major hiding. or has a complete meltdown -- emotionally she seems to be an unstable girl.

Um, a firecrotch is a person with naturally red hair. Since not everyone seems to have gotten that.

Hey Paris,

Flame on Biyatch!!

#28 look at the clip....that's how

He seems like a real dink to me. Not becuase he's talking about Lindsay, I couldn't give two used tampons about her, but honestly, watching that was like seeing high school dorks, trying to catch up to the popular kid... not knowing that he would end up fat, divorced, and riddled with cancer.

Hah, BigJim, my kids didn't want to do the soccer thing this year. Yeehaw for me!!!

the funniest thing about the video is that they are the JOKE and they don't even know it....

they make such easy targets for someone tryin to make a quck buck...

This same jerk pitched a fit at Paris after Paris called someone the "N" word. Now he's doin' her?

"She was forever using the N-word," Davis, the boyfriend of "O.C." star Mischa Barton, tells The National Enquirer. "I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist plus an idiot."

I can just imagine the rest of their night.

They finally get rid of the Elliot (Hilton flack and partypooper) Mintz - the old guy that must get paid a lot to be even seen with these fucktards. And be humiliated by a guy that's not even paying him.

So then, later in a tangle of black silk sheets, Brandon sweatily searches through his pubic hair for his irrevokably flaccid nubbin. The drunken moron is humiliated by his failure as a man and he immediately switches to the offensive and quickly re-works the rant to reflect his disdain for Paris.

Feel free to write the rant.......

LOVESSSSSS IT

Does Paris' Super Herpes have mind control capabilities or somethin'? Dude bad mouth's her (although they are true statements, she is an idiot) now he's "hangin' out" with her? We all know that "hangin' out" really means they're screwing each other. Ick...feel like I need to scrub my brain with acid and a wire brush now.

It's like Bizarro world version of the Tupac/Notorious B.I.G. feud...

The Hiltons must be so proud of their little skank ho whelp.

I'm not really one to defend Lohan...but the BEST thing about getting into a verbal joust with Paris is...you can always use the good ol' reliable:

"Yeah...but you have visible HERPES and give REALLY bad bj's! I saw it for myself...u know at Nicole Richie's...Paris Sucks Dick Party! Now That's Hot...BITCH!"

Well...that's what I would say!

lol at the FAT, not to mention, SWEATY rich boy. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. what a tool. he looks like ELVIS during the VEGAS YEARS if you know what I mean (yes, I was rehashing the FAT and SWEATY comment). the only thing more repulsive than his mouth his his attitude toward anybody who is not a billionaire or blood related. oh, Brandon Davis, you are just soooooo ATTRACTIVE!!!

I'm no fan of the big LL, but can see why the anorexic chick from The OC dumped his fat ass. Hey, Brandon have some more Cheetoes, douche bag.

Brandon may have inherited the money but is severely lacking in the breeding department. He just gave himself an enormous amount of free publicity.... for being an uneducated jackass.

I'm sure the n-word wasn't "nonoxynol" - although in her case, it probably should be.

Please, please please, PLEASE Brandon & Paris, DIE in fiery explosions where only your crabs survive. And then your crabs can kill Courtney Love.

Your troops are over in Iraq to protect their lifestyle. Remember G-I's - $ 7 million is poor - so kill a lot of evil doers who complain about things.
(Humm...when's 'W' bringing in the universal draft ? Paris probably thinks an M-16 is a size of dildo)

sooo am being censored :O
but back on topic

is fire crotch an insult? Sounds kinda hot...get it hot?

I really, really, really, really, really hate rich people. Especially ones that make fun of other rich people for not being as rich as them. What a giant douchebag. I don't like Hohan either but that walking STD he's with is even worse.

Well that's it for Hohan. After such a penetrating verbal assualt I don't know how she will ever recover. The dude reminds me of Ned Beatty. Fire crotch? Who says "Crotch" ? Fuck what a pussy. Squeel like a pig rich boy..

crotch...

crotch........

Crotch.....

CROTCH......

hahahahahhahaha

He's probably really drunk. Does anyone else hear some guy in the background saying "watch the pole" or "brandon, please!" every two seconds? He's just making a show.

hohan is actually crazy enough to walk up to paris and snatch her face off in front of a million people. and then squirt her in the face with valtrex and kick her in the crotch with mudboots. God, i hope the cameras are there when that shit goes down.

40: Heh, sounds like Paris eating potato chips. I'm sure her favorite are "Lays". *rimshot*

testes testes 1, 2

I think my crotch is worth 7 million dollars. Am I really poor?

41 You make me giggle. I'm hot for you.

i was waiting for the fuckwit to call someone fat, THAT would be ironic. can a pig squeal like a pig??

Fire crotch!!!

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/1785/xtina.jpg

can i comment????

"what's NOT disgusting," Brandon continued, "Is people like us, Paris, who are worth billions of our greedy ancestor's money and can safely scoff at all the lowly commoners because we know we'll never be one of them. Ha ha, Lindsay actually worked for her money--what a freak."

Brandon is the late Marvin Davis's grandson. Marvin was the billionaire former owner of Twentieth Century Fox, Pebble Beach, the Beverly Hills Hotel, and the Denver Broncos NFL team. Per a Vanity Fair article a few months back, the family money's gone.
Brandon does nothing, knows how to do nothing, and is just another overfed, unattractive, useless heir. I've read elsewhere that his weeny is tiny and he'll bed anyone when he's high.
He fits well with the Hiltons.

Stupid AOL video won't play in FireFox. As if anyone used Internet Explorer anymore.

Oh, and these stupid spoiled rich kids suck.

And as long as you're filtering comments, please filter out all those "First!" douchebags.

this guy is in big trouble. plus he's a hypocrite. here is the interview he gave the enquirer when paris was caught saying the "N" word. he claims to want nothing to do with those classy hilton broads: http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/parishilton3.htm

WOW. Dunno who that guy is, but my hat goes off to em. Gotta love insane drunken stoned high rants. :-D

hmmm...wonder if mr. davis prefers the scent of pee to the scent of diarrhea? lord knows he'll get it with piss miss. who's looking a lot like a skanky, crusty-pussed pippi longstocking here. i think i threw up in my mouth a little...

Paris brings all men down to her level once she has infected them with herpes.

I spy with my little eye something that Tom Cruise loves that begins with the letter C.....

Mmmm, they are SO classy.

I love how paris is giggling like a little 13 year old in the background.

W.e, i hate lindsay so its all good.

my question is, what prompted this tirade against lindsay lohan?

anyway my favorite part of the video (after the "brandon! please!" of course) is the paparazzo who says, "paris, can you blow me a kiss? paris! can you blow me-" so funny.

also--if lindsay keeps stealing paris' boyfriends her crotch will really be on fire, if you know what i mean.

Why is she everywhere? I don't care who she dosen't care about! Has anyoneseen Ho7use Of Wax? She was good in that!

Dammit, now I almost feel sorry for Hohan.

Those two need a murder-suicide pact... Money doesn't buy class; when will people learn that? It does, however, buy uptight handlers who don't like their ties messed up. THAT was funny.

Brandon Davis LTC!

"her cl#$#ris is seven feet long"

ahahaha.

I am sure Grandpa Marvin would be so proud that he busted his hump his whole life, just so his grandson was enough of a B list celeb to storm down Sunset ranting about some girls firey crotch w/ Paris Hilton.
Bloated Chalky & Classy...mmm Brandon

Let's face it, they are both jealous of Lohan. At least Lohan works for her money; these two wastes-of-life both inherited it. They can't stand that someone can still work their way into the spotlight. Especially someone more likable than them.

And that's the last nice thing I'll say about Lohan. Lindsey Lohan Loves the Crack... LLLTC.

These two walking talking douchebags are the perfect ad for keeping the estate. The Democratic party should just run this clip everytime the words "death tax" are used. hilarious...

I would rather have a firecrotch any day as opposed to paris hilton's herpe infected twat..and besides i think red is a much nicer color than what ever paris is sporting...who can tell what color Paris' thingy really is. it's problably a collage of many different pubic hairs that have become lost forever in her never ending cannon.
signed
a natural red head

These could possibly be the most immature people on the planet....period.

Firecrotch?

really dude?...if LL smells like shit, that hose-bag next to you must smell like four days of death just from the waist down...i'm no hohan fan, but who the fuck are you???

besides...

TCLTC

I'd really enjoy smashing her over-plastic, numb-cunt, fake-eyed, bleached-blonde, skanky-come-hither stared face with a brick.

Love,
krisdylee

"Brandon, please!"

That chap reminds me of a young Carey Grant.

This is actually funny because, if Paris and Lindsay were in a competition of who is more disgusting, they'll probably tie

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are living proof that the concept of Karma is a load of bullshit. If there *was* any such thing as divine justice, Hilton would be begging on the streets for change and Davis would have his head run over by a truck. Sadly, these little shits will be spending the money that others in their family earned, and will be spoiled assholes until the day they die.

Finding out if I'm socially inept.

Also, not first.

Just found it on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bW3FG5tqA

OK, I am not a Lindsay fan, but this is disgusting... They remind me those stupid kids from school who think they are so cool and are sure everybody think they're cool because they have money, when in fact we all think they're so patetic...
"HAHA! you have glasses....oh you're a nerd, ha ha! I rock! I am cool! HA HA!"
Losers... I'd rather be 'poor' than rich and be Paris Hilton or her gang...

#33, I agree, they are the big sick joke

I love it! Not only is he under-educated, ugly, greasy, sweating like Michael Jackson in a daycare centre and associating with the likes of Paris Hilton, but he thinks anyone gives a flying fuck what he has to say.

Unintelligent little boys and girls living off mummy and daddy's money. How pathetic.

And Paris giggling like the brainless moron than she time and time again proves herself to be... it would cost WAY more than any of them can afford to raise her IQ to average...

OMG those punks are disgusting pigs Paris probably said to that dork "that was hott". At least it maybe Hohan will be incommunicado for a while and that would be a good thing for the rest of the world.

He reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay, all fat and full of stupidity.

Paris is Hot. And by hot I mean she has a firecrotch.

#29 Yes! "Flame On" should be her stuperhero catch phrase.

This fat dude has money? Why is it he can't afford a decent hair cut. I have seen homeless that live under the bridge down town that dress better. I think I am in love with the "Bran please" dude. You can see it on his face this man hates his fucking life and wants to beat the shit out of that doughy, greazy (yes with a Z)chain smoking waste of humanity.

If Lindsey crotch is on fire Paris crotch is a boiler. Hopefully, Brandon doesn't fly planes or drives his own car because he'll be boiling in hell soon.

Hope they did they didn't do the do because his crotch will soon be on fire too. Karma

Do you think either of them realise that, unlike Lindsay, they did absolutely nothing to deserve their money?
Paris is a rank, smelly, beast.

Lmao @ #54. My sentiments exactly. Who is this fat fuck anyways? And why is he sweating so profusely?

all i can say is, i love it. i fucking love it. i feel the same way. i'm totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7foot long clitoris

all i can say is, i love it. i effin love it. i feel the same way. i'm totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7 foot long clitoris

It's funny that this guy is probably quite a few years older than LL, and he's picking a fight with her over the media.
Acting like a spoiled 9 year old sissy is hot.

What a masculine cat fight.

I think that guy is secretly gay and he envies Lohan.

Why do rich people always have the most cocky, useless, douche-bag-y offspring?

This guy seems to know an aweful lot about "fire crotch". A little TOO much, if you ask me. :P

Seriously, why is he going off on Lohan in the first place and why is Paris laughing 10 minutes straight or however long this video was? We get it already. Lohan is a firecrotch. Now shut your useless piehole and drive off a short bridge. Both of you.

I think Paris is a stupid whore, and this (nobody) Brandon is obviously drunk out of his mind and mumbling nonsense, but I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at this video. He was hilarious, despite the fact that he (like Paris & Lohan) needs to die. I totally agree with him about skanky Lohan, and I'm slightly uncomfy with that...

Is it possible to hate these assholes but still agree with their opinion on Lohan? Does that make me inconsistent? Can I put a fire extinguisher over her fire crotch? Can I use hydrochloric acid to erase all those nasty freckles all over her leotard-strewn body? Is her clit REALLY six feet long??? Is it, TOO, covered in red freckles?

Could Paris look any stupider with that little pigtail?

*These questions and more to be answered on "Ripley's Believe it or Not" .."

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris is in it for the money, Brandon is in it for the pink taco. And that, my friends, makes Paris a bonafide prostitute.

I really don't understand "firecrotch" as an insult. Doesn’t it just mean her pubic hair is red? How is that an insult? How about this for stating the obvious disguised as an insult, Brandon Davis is a fat, stupid loser. OH SNAP! I'M clever.
Also, did anyone else notice how Paris' laugh sounded forced? Like she didn't quite get the joke but she didn't want people to think she was the halfwit we all know she is so she was overcompensating by laughing extra loud. Or maybe she was just embarrassed by her own case of "firecrotch"… I mean herpes.

1) Is driving with your phone up at your ear legal in the US? Can't we arrest Paris already and get a big fat tattooed woman to make her her beotch?

2) Is it just me, or does Paris walk like she has just gotten off a horse? Perhaps that's what you get when you just root things all day.

3) This guy is famous for f**king Mischa Barton, and having money that he got from his parents, and being really sweaty ALL the time. Why are we filming him? He's probably already tried to f**k Hohan and she turned him down, so he's had to resort to Paris for gratification... if that's what you'd call throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

now i dislike lindsay as much as the next person, but at least she earned the seven million that she's supposed to be worth...

i don't think you're considered rich if your parents earned it and you're just an obnoxious socialite.

This man... What was his name again, has such the right attitude that he should be given a state fund to ensure he is never poor (i.e. < 500 Billion).

I hope Lindsay comes back with something... probable lame like “Yeah, well I bet he dosen't sleep very well because of all the money he... eerrr.... has ... under his... bed.... HE LOVES TOM CURUISE'S COCK!”

#33

their so stupid, easy target and quick buck made

Maybe he's callig her firecrotch because she gave him herpes which he then gave to Paris.... just a thought.

Who is the dark haired girl walking with Paris?

Way to go paris hilton! This will buy you at least a couple of days of publicity. After that no one will care again, but hey, you can always make another sex tape.

Sigh.. They're even wasn't the richest scumbags in the world! Hell!

These two bear an uncanny resemblance to Beavis and Butthead.

I'm no Hohan fan, but she's 19 and has earned $7 million on her own. What has this ass clown earned?

btw, BrandonDavisLTC

When did Paris and Brendon Davis become friends? before he has called her a "racist idiot". Maybe thats what he does to attract other rich female celebrities,in some weird twisted way, maybe he does like Lindsay Lohan. http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html

ya i agree....but paris is a whore...so one ho making fun of another how makes no sense~

Firecrotch - that one's gonna stick. Solid gold.

They're all more riddled and cross-infected with STD's than an 18th century wharf whore.

Shut up Renegade (#57) you so want to fuck him but he is ugly and you'll never get him he'd probably just call you a fag.

Poor Lindsay our prayers are with you. Let us pray: "May a drunk taxi driver drive Paris Hilton off a bridge. Amen"

wow, cannot believe the words coming out from this fucker. maybe he should get liposuction of his chin or something. Im ulterly convinced that Paris H is a slut. Look at the way she walk, and it's just so obvious she's feeding him what to say on the camera.

Lame ass rich asses. I wanna see them get poor.

he thinks he can afford to be a giant dickhead - but even the freckles,her orange crotch, lindsay's a lot more presentable than brandon with all his greasiness(and walking herpes sidekick)

and come on, at least lohan's not in something as shameful as...the house of wax or any sort of documentation of being close to the walking herpes

Brandon Davis.. Brandon Davis.. Wasn't the moron who dated Misha Barton?

and, http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html

Hey, you know par-ass shouldn't be laughing...I mean, this guy fucking raved about lindsay hohan's pussy for 3 minutes and 38 seconds. That's a long time! Now, if I talk about paris's hot dog eater, it's only take me 4 words, and then I'd basically have said everything about her cooch there is to say. Cum-guzzling herpes circus. That's 1.Cum 2.Guzzling 3.Herpes 4.Circus

When I think of Brandon Davis, I immediately picture a fat greasball with food on his chin. He's not even fat, is he? But he reminds me of a lardass anyway. I don't know for sure where all his anger is coming from, but I betcha Lindsay wouldn't let him hit it! Besides, Paris will always be skankier than anybody else on the planet... ironic she could laugh at jokes about somebody else's crotch, given the disease ridden state of her own.

#35...HAHAHAHAHA...funniest thing I've heard in a while. Apparently, this all stemmed from a feud last week:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/05/paris-hilton-and-lindsay-lohan-hate.html

It wasn't that long ago that Paris and Lindsay were BFF along with the Simpson girls, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton. Now, I don't think any of these girls are on speaking terms. And you know what else is sad? That I even know this.

the problem with lil rich boys and girls is that they've never had to get dirty and earn their money. They just wait for daddy to hand over another car or piece of bling.

"Watch the pole, watch the pole."

Saying that to Paris Hilton (obvious sexual innuendo aside) is amusing. I wish I had grownups to follow me around when I was drunk to tell me not to walk into telephone poles.

And stop hating all of you: these people are what makes America great.

What a disgusting piece of garbage, I was never a big Lindsay fan and laughed at the stupid things that happened to her or she did.

However, this really crossed the line of what you can or cannot say to someone and have to pay the price for your remarks.

I hope she sues the both of them but more important I hope to hell that people really begin to HATE Peeho Hilton, without the media she is just another stupid spoiled whore.

at the end was that just the way the video was shot or does paris drive like a crazy man would in a stolen mercedes?

Wow, after 13 hours I thought my post were never going to show up!!!

All money and NO CLASS.

If Hohan has a fire crotch, then Paris has a nuclear-reactor crotch. That thing will melt your face off.

WOW. Just....wow. To me, the funniest part of that whole train wreck (besides Brandon yelling Firecrotch every 3 seconds) is when they're in the car and Paris whispers her "insult" to Brandon and he says it to the paparazzi. I think Paris's comment is conclusive proof that she is in fact the dumbest living creature on earth, and that both of them know WAY too much about Hohan's crotch. Oh, the irony!

This video only further shows the similarities between Paris mother Theresa and why she should portray her. Can you not hear the unconditional love in her cackle? Does Paris not try to rid the world of disease by taking them all for herself? Doesn't Paris work so hard for all the cum she guzzles....

Why is he always so greasy? I'm pretty poor, but I still take showers...

Curious that one with herpes would dare to call another "firecrotch." That is, in fact, calling the kettle black, no? Or at least calling the kettle a "nigger."

You know what they say - The boy that makes the most fun of you is actually the one who loves you the most. He's an idiot and she's pathetic....

Freaking Ameri-trash. They are saying firecrotch like its a bad thing, or they don't know what it means. Its not a bad thing, its a neutral thing. Its like making fun of someone for having brown hair. Irrelevant.

And I agree that it is hilarious that Paris of all people wants to make derogatory comments about someone's crotch, when PARIS HAS WARTS.
leaking seeping oozing pus filled WARTS

In fact, Paris probably has to wear a depends under garment to catch all the pus leaking from her WARTS

USKTTCLTCAIFBFCEN

(Us Superficialers Know That Tom Cruise Loves The Cock And In Fact Begs For Cock Every Night)

Is Paris even allowed to hate on LiLo? They're both pretty much a waste but atleast LiLo has made some decent movies...the parent trap remake was good...I always wonder why they didn't just use actual twins though. Wouldn't it have been easier?

was i the only one who wanted to see them slam into a parked car as they sped off?

If I am too obnoxious to post then I will take my comic gems elsewhere.

That dude has some anger management issues. Paris is just her usual bitch self.

Oh, fantastic. Thanks, assholes.

am i back?

omg, i totally thought i was banned!

FIRST!

Yikes. A song come to mind ...

What ever happened to old values,
fine morals,
good breeding?
Now no one even says "oops"
When they're passing their gas.
Whatever happened to class?
Class.*

*Kander & Ebb, Class, Chicago

these two should definitley start procreating now! the baby would probably be born with festering boils covering its entire body from sliding down that infected birth canal. yum!

Okay, am I the only one who was giggling uncontrollably at this? I know it's terrible but I actually found it kind of funny. There is no point in getting offended by it- it is WAY to childish behavior to even bother getting riled up about. Frankly, I found it kind of hilarious.

Okay, on another note, do you all have temporary amnesia? Lindsay isn't the classiest girl out there...she can barely open her eyes for "early morning" interviews. And there was that whole "Scarlett is a cunt" fiasco...

#152 Yes!!! I totally agree. not only would the baby have boils, it would be sooo dumb. then these really lame celebrities could have a new reality show. gives new meaning to the phrase "the simple life" i am sure Brit and kfed's new simpleton could give hilton and brandon's kiddo a run for the money.

okay, first of all, why can't i see this fucking video?

and check out Paris and her Wonky Eye in this photo from today's Page Six:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

err how come i cant post? : /

why is this monster in every other topic?

How old are these two; 12?
I think I was more mature then them by junior high.
What an embarrassment!

WOW! All that money and this fat, ugly piece of trash can't even buy a decent hair styling product. Looks like he uses Havoline on his inflated head. Just proves that all the money in the world can't buy class. I am soooooo sick of seeing that talentless whore Hilton everywhere. Unless she's in a commercial for Valtrex please stop showing her ugly mug.

I'm back! I almost jumped off the bridge yesterday thinking I could never slam celebrities again!!!! Well not, really. Instead I just slammed all my friends at the bar, they didn't really appreciate it. Except for the guy I banged in the bathroom.

I would like to be rich enough to consider a person who's net worth is $7 million dollars poor. I think someone needs a reality check. They were saying how Lindsay lives in a hotel, but wasn't Paris living in hotels her entire life until she recently bought a house? Wasn't she raised in a hotel? And I have to agree with #5, I don't think she has any right to even giggle at someone being called a whore when a day after her and Stavros broke up she was passing herpes on to Matt Leinart.

i'd like to pass some herpes on to Matt Leinart

Brandon Davis would be poor too if he didn't inherit his grand daddy's money. I am sure his parents are proud of him We also know that Paris's parents are proud of the racist anti semitic skank they raised.

That is probably the funniest thing ever. He just kept saying non stop that Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch and is disgusting with freckles.

I watched the video twice and I may watch it again.

I wonder if Lindsay is going to respond to it

I love it how these Hollywood socialites love to bash each other. It's like a really bad soap opera, how they bed hop with each other's boyfriends and talk shit about each other all the time. Paris is a whore. I think that's been established.

#158, I'm with that, too!! Matt Leinart is HOT!

Oh god, what a pair they make. Not that I love Lohan really, but c'mon. Who knew that you could find an ever bigger asshole than Paris?

How sad. He's clearly screwed up. What is the deal with Paris' fake laughter and trying to "hide" her face. You know she'd die if the cameras stopped rolling. She's the one with the moldy crotch. It's just so stupid. And I imagine they were both drunk/high and she tears off in her car .. wtf? Hate them all.

The way Brandon was sweating profusely and wiping it off his face the whole time he was talking, imagine what his ass was probably smelling like? I guess only Paris knows. NASTY

I like the fact that Paris Hilton is worth millions, yet she's definitely wearing oversized Goody hairclips. Use a bobbypin, you moron. The fact that she doesn't say anything just proves that she was the DD and he was wasted. I think she's laughing at him completely embarassing himself. Who is he?

Obviously all of the money in the world can't buy that greasy fuck any shampoo. I bet he has that nasty musky oily hair smell. Also, he has the constat appearance of just getting done playing a game of tennis. Fat, sweaty fuck. I hope Lindsey kicks both of their asses - only because I hate her just a leeeetle less than the two of them.

#148 - You called you obnoxious?! I'll kick their ass! (sorry, this is long and I'm too lazy to even read)

I was thisclose to committing suicide, not being able to post for like, 24 hours. That totally sucked. I'm disappointed to see that HWMNBN didn't get filtered out. What's up with that?

And I agree, what's the fun if you can't go off subject? How else are these posts gonna go past 200?

#78... thanks for the link... it says that Brandon Davis is a Tommy Hilfiger model?!? WTF??? How can that fat greaseball be a model for anything other than an expensive piece of white trash? My dog's weepy asshole has more class than that useless fuck.
Stepping off of soapbox now...

what a douche. what the heck did linsey lohan do? she might be a little 'misguided', but she doesnt deserve to be made fun of in public.

WELL HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE TO DESCRIBE PARIS' CROTCH, CAUSE ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION HAS SEEN IT MANY TIMES.
NOT THAT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT LINDSAY WASN'T HILARIOUS

last!

what a douche. what the heck did linsey lohan do? she might be a little 'misguided', but she doesnt deserve to be made fun of in public.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

It always amazes me just how many stupid fucking people are out there. This guy needs a fucking beatdown bigtime. As far as the Hilton bitch, what a life. These people literally do not even know what day it is. Imagine these knuckleheads in a conversation. Dumb and Dumber.

Yes, clearly these two are immature, classless jerks. But am I the only one who thinks this video makes Paris look like she'd be fun to get high with? Always guffawing uncontrollably at any inane thing you say? Oh wait - I guess anyone would do that if we were smoking the right stuff. But still . . .

And regarding this Brandon - did he used to have a skanky ponytail? And that article you posted, #78 (thanks), says he dated Rachael Leigh Cook. NOOOOO! Isn't she the cute girl from "She's All That"? Well now she's lost all credibility. And most importantly - I could barely catch this, so I might be wrong - but when he pulled that guy's tie out, didn't he say something about its looking like a crotch? Nice.

# 134 - Cum-guzzling herpes circus. Love it.

Does anyone else wish wish WISH that these two would wander down THIER darkened street, half-drunk and ranting? Sans cameras of course. I'd have a flipping field day with a louisville slugger. Grease and all.

(Edna babes, you're about 170 comments too late).

when talking about Paris Hilton, can one be anything LESS then gross? Calm down Edna

Oh, oh, and when they passed that car forced to wait while the entourage passed, he aggressively flipped the driver the bird and said "F*** you, you f***ing b****." Another charm school graduate.

I'm gonna submit a bill to congress to make it illegal for brandon "dipshit" davis and paris "tranny" hilton's parents to stop creating such abomination offsprings.

it's a disgrace to the human race, they should have been born "jackals"

I'm kinda disappointed that Brandon couldn't muster up something cleverly cruel to say about La Hohan...I mean, even some asshole like *LameBananas* can come up with something wittier just repeating "Firecrotch" over and over. The insults here are funnier any day of the week...

He must not be named!!!

I got 2 words for these "poor rich dudes":

GET TESTED!

and for Paris...I got 5 words:

DON'T BOTHER ~ IT'S TOO LATE

Why couldn't the superficial filter out Edna and her lame empty threats? Edna, why don't you go hunt down some dirty pedophiles or child molesters and leave us celeb bashers alone?

Fisher55, I'm emailing the "Stupid Girls" lyrics to Brandon Davis as we speak. (I know them by heart you see).

I know he'll feel the impact.

Edna, darling,

Go blow Satan.

Oh, wait. Satan doesn't exist.
Well, he does... but he's my bitch, and I'm NOT SHARING. That forked tongue is AMAZING...

last!

If the standard is based on going off topic, EDNA IS NEVER ON TOPIC!!! are you reading this superfish guy.

I just wanted to see if I was banned.

I miss mamacita.

When I was in my mid-20s my ex-boyfriend's friend found it necessary to yell "K37744 HAS ANAL WARTS!!!" in front of CBGBs. I have to feel for Lindsey on this one. There's really no appropriate comeback.

To this day, when I visit NYC my asscheeks still shudder.

He's pretty gross. I know he's rich and all, but yuck. maybe he and Paris will marry each other and save the general population from more STDs.

Edna please go jump off a cliff. And take your reports with you.

I finally watched the video. What a fucking lowlife trailer trash rich boy piece of shit.

This is someone I would relish pounding into a bloody pulp.

He's on the list too.

Did anyone else notice how reckless Paris was driving at the end of the video...that was a car wreck waiting to happen. Especially in West Hollywood on Sunset...where it looks like she is. You can't speed off like that and take up two lanes Paris...get a clue before you kill someone.

"K37744 HAS ANAL WARTS!!!"

At least I'm pretty sure he would not be able yell that three times fast.

see. all you boys are alike.

now i need to go get hammered. (again).

#180 - I think she's just waiting for approval.

Paris walks like a man. Who has just pissed his pants.

Ahh, you can't buy class. Clearly.

Is there no new gossip today??

And that chick in the 'no scruf' ad is freaking me out... just a little. OK. A lot.

1:00 p.m. and no new posts yet. Was Hollywood bombed, and all the stupid celebrities vaporized?

COME ON, SF!

I'm sad...no new posts?Come on Superfish,don't do me like that. :(

I feel sorry for their handlers/publicists/bodyguards. But I guess they get paid to deal with them. They'd have to be paid very well; I'd have a hard time being near those two without either vomiting or smacking them upside the head or both (and I'm in a very mild mood--obviously they deserve worse). I'm assuming there was some alcohol/drugs involved in this classy evening out.

Since he's so fucking rich, can't he buy shampoo for oily hair, Proactiv solution, and maybe a gym membership? That guy is a fucking disgusting, ambulant bubbling pus-infected boil. Remember kids, money does not equal class.

How about the story on MSNBC about Pat Robertson announcing God spoke to him and told him that a tsunami is going to hit the U.S. this year? That's worth some SF action, I tell ya.

#175, You have been REPORTED!

Am I banned? Can I not say "get high"?

hey edna, even my anal warts know #175 isn't by definition "disgusting." what gives? bored with today's superficial too eh?

*reports #191*

After Googling "Matt Davis" to figure out WHO HE WAS and learning that he, like Paris, is another unattractive stupid spoiled fuck whose double chin is only surpassed by his disgusting disposition, I can only imagine why he'd say those things about Lindsay. It's always those people who have all the money in the world but no PURPOSE for EXISTENCE who say things about people with talent. Though she snorts coke and wears tights, the girl can act a hell of a lot better than half of Hollywood.

He was just trying to look cool in front of Paris Hilton. Which tells you something. That, and he needs to come out of the closet.

How do you report someone on here, anyway? Am I missing something?

I know how Davis feels. I laugh at guys who only have a 12" cock.

Will people please stop responding to Edna? Unless you find her funny, in which case you are retarded.

Jesus, why am I so attracted to Paris Hilton? There's just something cute and dorky about her that drives me wild. I really want to play Dungeons and Dragons with her. I'd say something like "Wow, Paris, you rolled a 20! That's a critical hit!" And then she'd say "That's so hot." Then I'd say "Want to see my knob goblin?" And then we'd be all over each other, knocking the dice and figurines off of the table while I bone her.

I want to start a Superfish campaign--lets start up a fund to purchase BigJim a return flight to LAX to beat the shit out of these two....can anyone think of a better project to sponser?

FBJTLA--Fly Big Jim to L.A.

This can sweeten the deal--BJ--there's lots of bikini-clad honeys down here to check out, and they rollerskate year-round!

last!

#195: Only if you talk about something other than your cock for a change.

oh snap, he's fug. don't care what comes out of his mouth.

this thread needs more Land-man

All disgusting posters will be banned per Superficials new posting guidelines. You have been warned!

To whoever keeps saying 'last!'

There will be no LAST til a new post is put up. We've all got to dick around somewhere, so the latest post would be it.

and #196
I'll throw in for that one! But I want somebody to video the ass beating, and I want a copy. Who has a video camera?

lindsay's clit beats the iddle weenus by at least 6 feet, 9 inches.

lindsay: 1

land-fag: 0

Is he a member of the "sweathogs"? What a pig. I bet his ballsack smells like limburger cheese.

#198: No deal.

Thank you, #193. I will believe this Edna crap really exists when someone shows up at my house and writes me a citation for making comments on the Superficial. Give me a break and get a life. Like I said, go find some pedophiles to bother and do some real good instead of being annoying on this site.

So do you think Lindsay's gonna come back and call Paris a "herpescrotch" in response to the firecrotch remarks? I hope they fist fight, drag the brawl into the street, and get hit by an oncoming bus. And I hope it all gets caught on tape.

Apparently the SuperFish guy accidently banned himself.
Someone e-mail the guy the name of a good nerd so this garbage can get rolling again.

These Land-Balls are made for nutting
and that's just what they'll do
One of the days the Land-Cock is gonna
nut all over you.

Play Ball!

WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET A NEW STORY UP HERE?

Hey...here's Paris Hilton's myspace address...people are leaving comments telling her how wonderful she is..it's making me sick!

You have to be a friend to leave a comment...so just request her to be a friend by clicking the ADD Friend button... She'll ok it because she Oks everyone....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=49002457

I had never heard Davis speak and now I know why, idiot. If it wasn't for grandpa he would be poor too

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

In my opinion... The Superficial "WAS???" by far the best funniest site of it’s kind. And the reason for this, the complete abandon with which one could post their thoughts... Sadly those days might be coming to a rapid end... seems the internet Nazi’s have officially arrived!!! and a fascistic way of thinking is at hand... Just like the government with the phone tapping debacle, The Superficial has seen fit to now monitor all of us closely... But don’t worry, it’s just for our own good you see... you know, to make the site better, more fun... and if they don’t like what you write, why of course then they will ban you immediately... But don’t worry because "For now we're approving everybody, but we're going to do a better job of "monitoring" comments since they've been getting out of hand lately."... Sad-sad-sad... I really loved this site... I have had some of the biggest laughs in my life reading some of the stuff on here... my special laugh thanks to pinky_nip, PapaHotNuts, Land-Man, Spacedog, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, hugh_g_rection, Sodomy_is_for_Girls, Dr.Rokter, BigJim, Land-man, Italianstallion, jacq,... I hope the thought police won't make this be my last post...???

201--Hell, I'll pick him up and personally escort him to Sunset Blvd., videocamera in hand!

As a sidenote, I really don't know what's more annoying... a drunk, sweating, piggy rich boy or the ass-kissing cameramen who record the shit that comes pouring out of his mouth! Wait a minute, it's neither, 'cause nothing could be more offensive than Paris whispering her insults in Davis' ear and then cackling like a fucking hag!!!

Uh oh, I may be banned for this but... On another topics, look at the cover of US Weekly 05/29/06, both Brit and K-fag have a lazy eye.. They could be brother and sister here.. Poor SP.. Poor child never had a chance...

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4214/

Edna, you fat cow. Go sip Jesus' diarrhea through a straw.

Ps... make sure you don't write ever "first" again!

@213... if you do that, go by way of PCH for me. I fucking miss the beach...

All bible-thumping posters will be banned per Superficials new posting guidelines. You have been warned, Edna!

(Posted by rmeno on May 18, 2006 01:44 PM
Hey...here's Paris Hilton's myspace address)

Yeah, of COURSE it is, because this fits her profile, right?

Female
15 years old
BEL AIR, CALIFORNIA

Besides, do you really think she knows how to turn on a computer, let alone actually CREATE a myspace page? Her herpes have more intelligence than the rest of her...

to #218 gossipmonger

You must not be familiar with myspace...alot of people (mostly high profile people) put that they are 14 and 15 because then their profile comes up private, ...until you're added by that person..only if you put down that you are 16 and above can you page be viewed by just anyone.and besides that..it really is her myspace account because I personally know 2 of the people who talk to her through that account who are actually her friends (I personally do not know Hilton but like I said 2 of my freinds know her very well).

May I be the first to state that the two of them come from loads that should have been swallowed??

haha... this actually hitt home for me considering im a redhead.. i got all the names when i was little.. fire crotch, carrot top, etc etc... I used to laugh to myself thinking these people deserve to die.. And hopefully one day ill be driving drunk and luckily take out their whole family.. hence stopping the birth of more jealous idiots..

but this article and this guy.. gimmie a breakk.. i cant help but laugh.. it must suck to be rich, be deforemed in the face, have no capacity to be funny, pay to have friends.. sad sad.. if i was him i would give up all my money and take workshops to better improve my personality.. cuz all the money and genital surgery in the world can't save this guy..

Ohh Lohan needs to go on a gossip spree and unload to the world what a dumbass paris is and how gay her little pussy hater is.. EAT THE RICH..

Im patiently waiting for the moment when we can shoot these rich morons at will..

later
! red snapper
aka THE ORIGINAL FIRE CROTCH

"shankyouverymuch": i wish this wasn't true, but i really wish you had included me in your wishlist...and on another note, since this is the longest thread ever and paris is already played,

Will someone who works for this site *please* get rid of that scary Hedonistica bitch? She honestly gives me nightmares.

oh, and thanks for that Gossipmonger...now I'm gonna have nightmares about wonkey-eyed popstars...

DAMMIT, is the SF guy on strike?

I bet LL's pubes are orange and striped, like a tabby cat's fur.

Last!!! (?)

I have to agree w/some earlier posts that Hohan turned down this fat pig and he still hasn't gotten over it. Also, he's pissed that he didn't get a crack at the firecrotch and instead got stuck w/Suzie Rottencrotch (aka - Paris). Something that bothers me even more than this fanucca is the question: What the fuck is wrong w/Mischa Barton???? First this twit and now that Cisco wannabe band dude dirtbag? That chick has serious issues.

IN MY CHURCH GROUP I LEARNED THAT THE SUPERFICIAL CAUSES THE GAY. YOU ALL NEED MY HELP TO RID YOU OF THE GAY. ON A SIDE NOTE, I JUST JERKED OFF IN A LIBTURDS SALAD!!!!!!!!

i met both paris and brandon while in hawaii for new years.
paris was nice until she wone $7,000 in a poker game and made some man cry
brandon was wearing a shirt that said "i'm a god in germany" he is weird
its kinda sad that people who do absolutely nothing for all that money get paid simply to go to parties and be obnoxious. but then again i would probably do the same thing if i were them. exept for the herpes thing

AH everyone is a disgusting human waste in the Hollywood scene, esp. if you're under 26...the pot is DEFINTELY calling the kettle black...at least Linds works for her millions and the only thing Brandon does is get dumped by Mischa for being a spoiled rich brat!

Methinks the asshole doth protest too much. What did Lindsay do to this guy? He reminds me of my 7th grade bully. Talks alot of shit but secretly has a crush on you. I think he wants the firecrotch! He is in love with her!!! For the record I think he is hilariously disgusting.

that's hot.

You know what else is hot? Napalm.
Do you think we could convince Paris that it's K-Y??
I volunteer to operate the flamethrower.

i fucked brandon once in hawaii years ago and still can't completely get rid of the stench *sigh*

Classy people. This is what happens when you flunk out of 6th grade.

#220
Fisher55... I'm sorry for your exclusion on my list... you are one of the funniest, wittiest and most clever on the superficial... you definitely make the list...

By the way, the Hedonistica bitch bugs the crap out of me too...

@212: I have one word for you:

shankyouverymuch!

P.S. In this video it looks like Paris' benwa balls are about to fall out by the way she's walking.

Well gee,look at the time..1984 already?
By the way #225,if you jerked off in someones salad,then I took a hot dump on your steak.Take that ignorance somewhere else.Fuckwipe.

[waits to be banned]

SF: Quit grading our comments and reporting them to the NSA and give us a new story!

BTW, Italian Stallion: where for art my love?

#235
Well... spank-youverymuch, that is if you'd only let me...Please!!!

UGH. I just saw the video (was having trouble downloading it). That was bratty, terrible and just plain stupid. I wanted to kick Brandon so hard, just because he got ditched by Linds because he's a spoiled brat loser doesn't mean she deserves that, sure she's annoying and messed up, but she's only 19. I think Brandon is a little older and just has the lowest I.Q I've ever heard, how many times can you say firecrotch without feeling like a moron? Obviously he was wasted and Paris, as always, is a total herpes ridden idiot...YUCK! These people are the WORST that this country has to offer...they DISGUST me!

I’m no cheerleader for Lindsey Ho-han, but this display was just rank.
These are the filthiest most degenerate people I can think of… they just exude the word repugnant… Who is Brandon Davis, NO really who is he, I have no idea... what a complete zero… I suspect that a month from now after getting a good strong dose of the Paris-herps he will fall back into complete obscurity...

AAAAAHHHHmazing!

You know in England they call that ginger. Ginger kids. Ha ha ha!!!

I love him!

FIRST BITCHES!

Pete Doherty if filthier then Paris & Brandon... but only by a butt hair!

Looks like the American Gay White Pride dude is at it again.

Listen buddy, I know your pissed at retarded librarians about not being able to get your hands on a copy of "Green Eggs and Ham," so I'm going to tell you how it ends in the hope that it will help you chill.

The guy finally ate the stuff in order to get the little fugger to stop pestering him, and you know what? He actually liked them.

There, you can die happy now.

#239

Just found out who Brandon Davis is... the grandson of dead billionaire Marvin Davis... so the puzzle is complete, two spoiled pieces of worthless shit, Paris & Brandon, who never did a days work in there lives slamming someone who actual self-made her celebrity by working for a living... Yup, reads like perfect modern Hollywood fair.

OK. I accept.

E-mail your extra aeroplan miles to:

iamgoingtokickthelivingshitoutofthatworthlessmotherfucker@BigJimKicksAss.com

Guess who's back? Back again. Stallions back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..........

Not dead, just got a rock stuck in my horse shoe, but the dog's are really pissed because I would have made a hell of a meal.....

#233, thanks for (temporarily) inflating my fragile ego!!

Superfish: the natives are getting restless. Ahh, but we are just pawns in your twisted game...power is intoxicating (I've heard)

i come back from an hour and 1/2 lunch and no new stories?!?! what the fuck superficial?

methinks there's a long line at the meth clinic today.

Oh my gosh... only 7 million? She is SOOOO not bananas!!!!! (Like I am

He's a stuck up little spoiled brat who knows nothing about the real world. That makes him rich in money, but poor in the brain department.

Shall I quote "Stupid girls"???

#244... you are SOOO right!

#200 Edna:

Oh please. If you'd actually READ the "new guidelines", you'd see that it said nothing about "disgusting posters" being banned. Here's a refresh for you:

This is to weed out people who go way off topic and ruin the experience for people who aren't socially inept. It's taken us awhile to go through and approve everybody so your comments might not show up for a few hours until we get to you. Once approved though, your comments should appear immediately and you'll never receive the comment message ever again.

Don't worry, you haven't been banned. For now we're approving everybody, but we're going to do a better job of monitoring comments since they've been getting out of hand lately. This should help us remove the annoying commenters and prevent them from just creating another account once they've been banned.

Oh, and everyone else, I missed the part where they say FOR RIGHT NOW, they're approving everyone, before they start weeding out the "socially inept" posters. Maybe there's still hope to get rid of Edna, Sherry-co, and HWMNBN!

Why is EVERY story on this site about Paris Hilton? Get some new material!!

Two hundred and fifty second!!!

Stallion: Hooray! You're back. I missed you so much I'm not even going to put the saddle on and just ride you bareback!

I'm baaaack in the saddle again... I'm baaaaack.

It's the weirdest thing, people, there's these blank posts from 249-251. Are you seeing the same thing?

any new posts in the works?? it's already 3:15pm easter

@254
You want to borrow my cowboy hat?

(Which was given to me by my -now ex- husband for my very first mother's day. I wore it to bed that night, and he gave me a look and said it was probably a good thing he'd decided against getting me the spurs.)

eastern**

@255 your funny, Stallion likey......Can we switch roles and I can ride you for about 2 hours.........yeah I said 2 hours Stallion don't mess around.....

Feed-Me-Chocolate, I wish your posts were blank.

uh....that was odd. funny, but odd. and what was that bit about the mariachi band?

#256, yeah that's totally strange...three blank posts in a row. i think they're blocking shitty posters, *finally*

#263! I am awesome!!!!!!!!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Dude...WHERE IS MY RECENT POST....this new approval system sucks.

Superficial Staff: All this OT comments started when this Edna "lady" appeared here, because she was so incredibly annoying and rude to everybody who use some strong words. If you're going to ban someone, ban her. Doubt you have a policy against rude words, as you use them on your news.
(And God, Please, will you ban Paris Hilton from life... pleeeeeease....!)

@260: Giddy up!

WTF??? 24 hrs with my comment not posted? Meanwhile Edna and Libtard/Retard, and HTSNBN are on???!!!!! What next?Megan Harris?

@266 giggidty giggidty awl righttttt......

yeah, edna's not funny anymore. i wish she'd go back to her double wide to watch her stories.

why no new posts???

269: she gets a double wide? no fair!

Fucking A! 'bout time. I am reporting SF to the Blog Bureau for update tardiness.

Sorry for even mentioning Megan. It might conjure her up like some demon from hell.

#238

OK gogoboots, and do presume you are a female... let me ask you this... if you met Paris on the street... and after one look, she fell completely in lust with you... and offered you one million dollars cash money... no shit, she showed it to you in a Gucci bag... and she said she wanted you to be her girl for a week... and by her girl, I mean HER carpet munching, labia licking, panty puddin’ scooping- GIRL, for a week... and the 1 mill, plus the Gucci bag would be yours... tell me honestly, would you take it or walk away... oh yeah, one more thing, you would never have to see her again after the week, but during the week of love, your pix would be posted on the SF every day... would you be man enough... I think you would...

Lohan sucks. I think the whole thing is pretty funny. Paris may be completely talentless, but at least she doesn't make Disney movies to try and further her career like Lindsay does. She knows where she belongs: B-list horror flicks!

Stallion, I can't walk by a horse farm anymore without having my clit do a double-take. *smiling*

That was amusing. But Brandon should check who he hanging out with before he goes on about infested crotches

i dont think thats really Paris' myspace

#274

Ha ha! If your clit is long enough to do a double-take, you might be a hermaphrodite. You might want to check into that.

@274 if you only new what I looked like, you would be throwing up at your last comment.......

@276 Double take means she looked twice not that her clit is big, but I have a feeling you were just trying to be funny, no offense honestly, but not so much.......

#271

of course she gets a double wide....we've already established over the past weeks that she's MUCH too fat to fit into a regular one.

That guy is super gay. Like literally, super homo-rifically gay in a totally non metaphorical way.

Him and his high pitched feminine voice and love of other men's ties which he refers to as "hot" while grabbing at them should book a one way trip out of the closet.

Yes, Stallion, I know what a double-take means, what I was commenting on was that she said her CLIT was the one double-taking, and yes, I meant it to be humorous(hence the "ha ha"), sorry if I failed miserably.

ya know who's clit can do a double-take?

7 feet long people, 7. feet. long.

Thanks for defending my clit's honor Stallion :)

You're my stud! I won't put you out to pasture.

This website cannot ban GOD. I am bringing HIS word to the posters of The Superficial. The moral decay of this board sickens me. The fact that there is nudity and foul language without a warning to young children who may be browsing this site is CRIMINAL. I will pray for all your souls. The pain that you all suffer is evident in the vile and disgusting comments you post here. Praise the Lord, Amen.

@281 number1_italianstallion@yahoo.com send me a quick e-mail and you can decide if I'm a stud or not, i'll send a quick picture......

Aarrgh! Hardly anything new on the Superfish the past few days! Don't they realize I depend on them for my entire livelihood? Pathetic, I know, but at least my stomach doesn't look like big ol' Brandon's. Ugh.

Once my husband tried to defend Parisite by saying that she HAD earned her own money...she had done some modeling. I refuted that by pointing out that the *only* reason she was given the opportunity to "model" was because of the very fact that she does have money and was well known. Seriously, does anyone think she would have been offered any modeling jobs...with that hook nose and lazy eye...if she had been unknown and "poor" like the rest of us?

Here comment on this...While SF gets their shit together

http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/new-york/vincent-gallos-500-tshirt-171557.php

I would rather be a poor man-whore on Polk Street than run around with those douche bags. They actually think they're cool!

@283: Ok, I did... *waiting with baited breath* (If it's a picture of Barbaro, I'll die laughing)

god i hate the fake edna. you suck. i hope you catch paris hiltons herpes. oh snap.

Ah, the Superficial. 47 handles. 17 IP addresses.

Brandon Davis is a tool, Lindsay's fire crotch is nice

#283

Stallion, please send me a pic too! No, I'm not gay, not even Bi-curious... whatever the hell that means... I'm just plain old curious... send me your pic bro... I’ll send you something nice...

kako2214@hotmail.com

First time I'm commenting, I HAD TO! This is par far one of the best SF has put out there. I watched the video twice- I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!

Post a new story or the M@ce will fall!!

The M@ce will fall with righteous indignation!

The M@ce will not be denied!

M@ce smash!

Edna, you do more damage to God's name by being a self-righteous old hag than any good you could do. Do you think that anyone would be directed to God by your methods? You spew as much hate as anyone else, so you better watch yourself. You're the reason so many people no longer want to go to church, because they're afraid of meeting the likes of you. You give the real Christians a bad name. You are the epitome of the hateful "religious" person who has no good in their hearts, but only takes delight in damning people to hell. You don't know God. If you did, you'd be praying to him to help control your hateful outbursts.

Sherry-co....SMASH
Megan Harris....SMASH
Lamebananas....SMASH

Edna...SMASH SMASH

yeah baby, Brandon Davies is hot.

I bet Stallion's pecs aren't as nice as mine.

#293- Jesus forgives all.

BigJim's ego...SMASH!

i want to see a pic.

i bet one of you looks like andy milonakis.

My boobs look fantastic in this dress. I have four inch heels on, the better to ass fuck you with.

This is what happens when they don't post new stories all day...

#281 - I've got 10-1 odds that the pic has no face... but you'll still like it!

#212 - Skank you, skank you very much. I love props! Makes me feel like the cool kid in school - for a change.

#272 - I think typing the whole name wakes it. You should be safe with Megan. I want to know how in the hell HWMNBN got back on here, though. Those were the empty posts... *snarl*. It actually makes me miss Megana.

ha. edna will forgive the smash, but not the word "cuntbag." makes perfect sense.

@296
Is your other name "Bam-Bam", by any chance?

P.S. Where is my Gerald, today? Check the Gwyneth thread if you see this, lover!

I just saw Stallion. Let's just say I need to stop and buy "D" size batteries tonight on the way home.

The reason I made up a new address is because I new some asshole was going to try to be funny and send me some nasty shit......I won't say your real name dude but no more pictures of your dick faggot.....please, and thank you......by the way you aren't that hung motherfucker......

What happened to all the witty & funny commenters? Sometimes the topic gets so far off & stupid I just leave the site. And the whole "first" thing? How old are you people?? 12?? As for the rest of the commenters-thanks for making me laugh on a regular basis. At least some people know that sarcasm can be witty.

Jacq--you're right, at least Megan never posted obnoxious cut-and-paste posts over and over again. She's actually pretty innocuous, she just has never hit the "funny" in any of her posts.

Damn looks like I have been missing out..see what happens when I actually work, dammit!

P.S. My scroll bar is itty bitty.

Edna-

GOD doesn't give a shit about you. Why, you ask? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST! Now take that Bible-thumpin, cousin-fucking backwoods bullshit somewhere else. Please. Just go the fuck away and take the other socially inept retards with you. Oh, one more thing, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE "CHILDREN"!! Fuck them, let their parents worry about them, that's what parents are for. It's certainly not my problem. I think we should all ignore Edna Fuckface from now on.

Please do not send small penis pictures to Stallion. He has my email address and he forwards them to me.

Edna, next time I go outside in my yard, naked, under a full moon... I'll as for a favor on your behalf Maybe I'll even cast a spell to remove the telephone pole that has been lodged in your ass for so long.

P.S. I was raised Episcopalian, and it's self-righteous morons like you that made me leave. I live in the Bible Belt and am of an alternate religion. Nothing you spew will surprise me, nor will it change a damn thing.

Edna, the M@ce of Judgement forgives not, it strikes the guilty inerringly with righteous indignation!!

So sayeth the M@ce.

SMASH

#307, You have been REPORTED!

HWMNBN:
http://www.harrypotterforseekers.com/images/sym_voldemort.jpg

Edna:
http://www.infidelguy.com/members/pr126/Oh_Shit__-01.jpg

#297:

I'm not quite as fat as that Andy guy. See for yourself:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

Okay, guys, it looks like Edna's going to have to go the way of HWMNBN:

Please ignore, and don't feed the troll.
Thank you

307 - you are not to judge. Those without sin... you know how it goes.

#313: Damn you BigJim... I'm hot enough already... without you linking that photo again.

BTW, are they ever going to post a new story, or are we to forever "go off the topic" which will get us banned?

Edna = TFBWMNBN (The Fat Bitch Who Must Not Be Named)

Since we're going acronym happy...

TCLT<========3

I don't understand why 'fire crotch' is an insult. She's got red pubes, so what? Redheads are hot, and I'd hit Lindsay pre-coked-out-emaciation any time.

M@ce fears not the ban.
M@ce will SMASH the ban!

By the way, you may send extra large penis photos to Stallion. Just not the small ones.

The guy is obviously a jackass but it's funny how he is doing all the dirty work for Paris. Notice Paris whispering in his ear before he trashes the "firecrotch"?

BigJim, when we fly you out to L.A. to beat the living shit out of Paris and whatshisface, will you wear the towel? Please?

I'm a natural red-head.

Well straw-berry blond...

that was my cock, its not small, my belly fat just gets in the way.

rate me at hotornot http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=ASE8K8S&key=FJE

I guess I should go back to work now, I also guess I should stay on topic.

Paris sucks!

#301 - Gotta be. M@ce go smash! M@ce go bam! Funny shit though.

I forgot that I also hate that hedonistica lady. First of all, it looks like I'm viewing Asian porn. Second, looks like she's actually mid-screw. She gives strange meaning to the term "deliciously cunty." Third, if I get fired over her, I'm suing. Seriously.

Erm, why does anyone give this dumbass attention?? Seriously... do people not realize that if you saw "House of Wax" you contributed to her party funding??

Anyone notice how she runs similar to a retard?

I TOLD YOU, THE SUPERFICIAL IS FULL OF THE GAY. I WILL CURE ANYONE OF THE GAY. ANYONE WHO SENDS PICTURES OF THEIR PACKAGE TO OTHER GUYS HAS THE GAY. I JERKED OFF IN A GAY LIBTURDS SALAD!!!!!!!!

i think the real edna bambrick is organizing a "ban the davinci code"/ book burnin party right now. no time for the superfish people. she has priorities!

actually, i think #326 is gonna be joining the real edna.

and jerking off to gay porn and dreaming of tom cruise.

mwsa and tc love the cock!

Here's Howard Stern's response to Paris and this dude. LOL!!!!! Howard def said it right.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/the-brandon-hate-video-stern-goes-off/20060518133709990001

Money doesnt buy class.

Money doesnt buy class.

No new post makes M@ce angry.
When M@ce angry, M@ce want SMASH!

Damn, this place was fun YESTERDAY. SF, you suck. Go ahead and ban me if you must...

I think M@ce needs a Pebbles to play with. Any takers?

317 - not to be unduly pedantic, but an acronym has to be something that can actually be said as a word: NATO, RADAR, SONAR, DILLIGAFF (a personal favorite), FUBAR, etc. TFBWMNBN is just a string of consonants - well, it might be pronouncable in Welsh Gaelic, but otherwise, not an acronym.

331 - Meant to comment on this earlier, but nice "Watership Down" reference.

BigJim---

I can't send Airmiles 'cause we can't earn them down here....but if you bring down a party pack of TimBits we'll call it even!

FBJTKLA!!!! White towels optional....

Argh! Where did the "K" come from?

FBJTLA--that's better!

Edna, God has been banned from this website.

People like you are the reason I think religion is the worst invention mankind ever created. Did you read that, Edna? I said religion is a manmade artifact, you fucking tool.

Throw the Edna down the well! (throw the Edna down the well)
So my country can be free! (So my country can be free)
We will grab God by his balls (we will grab God by his balls)
And we'll have a big party!

#304 #303

Ok...Stallion I don’t know if that was you who sent me the pic of the puny teeny weenie... if it was I’m going to have to rethink our relationship... however, I don't think it was... unless your name is REGINALD BAKERR... anyway whoever old Reggie is, he seems to beno threat, nothing more then a little angry-inch... wish I could post what I got from him here, that way we could all share a good laugh...

#332:

Does this qualify?"

C
U
Next
Tuesday

Slow gossip day, I guess. On the upside, there is a big benefit party in Hollywood tonight, so I'm sure at least one of the usual dishrags will show up and do something stupid. I'll put $5 on Paris. (Note to Paris, if you can read and are reading this, I'm betting $5 on you, not propositioning you.)

#330 - If you are Bam-Bam I want to be Pebbles so you can "bone" me.

#333: mmmmm timbits :)

#338 - I've heard that you can fit 5 $10 rolls of quarters in Paris.

Dudes, and hot chicks.. had some great sex last night.... just wanted you all to know, going brazilian is fuckin hot....

how come all of our posts get screened, but Edna gets to just run wild in here?

Forgive me if it's already been posted, but isn't Paris the original FireCrotch??

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jkottke/54408336/

#299
Jacq... you are always the cool kid in school in my heart... but if you are ever naughty, I will be more then happy to...
spank-youverymuch... if you let me that is!!!

#343 - She's sleeping with the editor. Whore.

hi fa cube!

#142 and here we were judging Paris for never wearing panties, but her taco was just melting them all along. I for one am ashamed of my judgemental nature.

Can we petition to change the name of this site from 'The Superficial' to 'The Sadistic' or possibly 'The Tease'??

Not a single post all damn day?? And the No Scruf chick has driven me to shave three times in one day...

#344 - I'm wide open. Literally. Use the paddle with the holes in it.

testes: 1, 2

337: No, but this does -
Do
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Flying
Fuck?

341: That could easily be true, but it is a federal offense to destroy US currency, and I doubt even forged metal can withstand the heat of Paris' herp.

#337

It should actually be:

Catch
U
Next
Tuesday

Got that joke from the alien of American Dad! fame.

DILLIGAFF--I thought it was an organization...LOL!

Has M@ce posted before? This is the first time I've seen his rants...M@ce funny when mad!

Ha! Krisdylee, you and me both...not the Brazilian, but the hot sex part. Plus, I've been shaved since I was like, I think 18. I don't think I could subject myself to waxing down there. YOW!

WHERE IS PAPAHOTNUTS? This site isn't the same without him here. Don't get me wrong, you guys are hilarious, but something's missing. Maybe he has been REPORTED and banned.

#313 Big Fat Fatty Jim...beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...and all I see is at least 3 rolls..and that doesn't include your chin...I bet you round out at about a 6 pack of rolls all said and done..

A Bit of advice...don't be showing that picture around, at least if you must...don't admit that it's your fat ass in the towel...

FBJTKLA!!!! White towels optional....

hahahaha...

@336 def. not me but that ass sent me the same picture.....As the Great Howard Stern would say..."That fool is hung like a pimple"........

Uhhh, Sherry-co, we all know you have sleep apnea, and people with sleep apnea are mostly fat (all the extra blubber in your neck collapses in on the back of your throat). So I don't think you have any business calling anyone with BigJim's hot body fat.

Oh you know what? I'm sorry, it's probably all the fat hanging over your eyes that's obstructing your view. And you probably can't even type with your fingers, you have to use a pencil to type on the special keyboard that connects to your bariatric wheelchair. Oh honey, I didn't know, I'm so sorry. What? What was that honey? I can't understand you, you'll have to remove the oxygen mask from your face. That's better, isn't it, sweetie? Hmm? You want M@ce to put you out of your misery? You just can't go on? Oh honey, I understand. Yes, I'll let him know right away. Okay, cuddles, you just relax now. It'll all be over soon.

M@ce, you're needed here, STAT.

Oh, so anyone who doesn't have 7 million dollars is poor?! like 80% of the world won't see that much money in their lifetimes, yet that much cash makes you poor? maybe all of us poor people should get together and do what poor people do, throw rocks at billionaire brats with no manners.

Been shaving since I was 15 or 16, going brazilian next thursday. I'm scared as hell, but SO tired of shaving!

BigJim--forgot to add I'll happily drive you to Hollywood Blvd. so you can kick sherry-co's ass as well....it's a little further from Santa Monica Blvd., but bring two party packs and I'll spring for the gas.

#356

L-M-F-A-O

@358
Good luck!

I'm waiting for Sherry-co's brilliant retort, in which she calls me a "fatty fat fat". Ouch.

Oh, I'm sorry, that was "Big Fat Fatty". Totally changes the connotation. Mm.

Wow. It seems that the more money you have, the stupider and more vacuous you are.

Oh no. Look what crawled out of TC's ass. Stupid-Cunt. Jesus fucking Christ, if we have to go to all this trouble to post, they need to ban these shitstains. Starting with the Cunt.

I'd like to see a bum eat Brandon Davis' face. It'd be kind of cool if he was part way through saying "firecrotch" and some homeless cat in pajama bottoms and a stained trenchcoat came running up and just started chewing his eyes out.

Ok two things: 1) Brandon Davis is a fat little troll and 2) he has to stay fat or he loses wiener girth.

Two things: 1) Brandon Davis is a fat little troll. 2) He has to stay fat or he loses weiner girth.

#172 and 292:

I bet you're banned! Something about getting off track and mean to other posters! obnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxiousobnoxious

Now, give sherry-co a break. She's probably scared of BigJim in all his manly beast glory. You must remember, she's in love with a gay leprechaun. That can't be easy.

TCLTC

Tame the cunt and OBEY the cock!!

OK, WHY is this not posted yet???

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/britney-stumbles-almost-drops-baby-sean/20060518175009990001

@363-

Don't forget "SLIMY SLUG", all in caps, followed by the long diatribe about how TC is a wonderful man, since her and the other "Higher Thetans" met him at the MI3 premiere, and that we all live in the trailer park, and on and on and on....While you're in LA Big Jim, please bomb the Scientwatology Center as well. Thanks in advance....oh, and I think your pic is hot.

ruin the experience for people who aren't socially inept...

M@ce is that... socially inept! Can't act in an adult situation at all.

Heres something cool for some of you..as I know others may not enjoy this clip...but I came across this little video of a HUGE
ASSED Snake...REGURGITATING a BABY HIPPO!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0BiMvquWRU

No SHIT it really is..

In case no one saw the update made today by Parisite's publisist, the red tie guy in the video..

"The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton," he says, "It is unfair to characterize Brandon's statements as being reflective of Paris' feelings about Lindsay. We're dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally," he adds, "I found the incident unnecessary."

ok, i'm not near as hot as bigjim in that towel but since SF sucks today and we're bored, look at my pic and critique please?
specially pinky_nip... i think me loves her...

That hippo video was INSANE. Did anyone read the story I just posted about Brit andmost dropping her baby?

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/britney-stumbles-almost-drops-baby-sean/20060518175009990001

Not that anyone should be surprised.

#371

SOM! Ahhh, memories. That was such a funny thread. *sighing wistfully, wiping corner of eye*

We need a new post, I can't believe we're almost to #400.

...do you want to know
...why paris
is jealous
of lindsay?

its because
paris
h
a
d
to
ask
for
our
help

where
lindsay got a free ride
:)

lol b*tch
get over it

she is mine
and nothing you
say
will
e
v
e
r
bring her
down :)

so shall ?
we ?
tell?
everyone
how
you
called ?

for ?

help?

dont fuck with me babe
i hold your life in my fingers

@369
Show me a cock worth obeying, and I damn sure will.

Oh, and respect the pussy.

Thanks for signing in, herbiefrog. Now you can comment

well fuck you too :)

we will just move
elsewhere
then
where
w
i
l
l

you be ?

"Red-tie-Guy" is an idiot...Paris was whispering to "Drunk-fat-Piggy" throughout the video, and she's a fucking bitch for howling with laughter each time Davis opened his mouth. We saw it for ourselves; no amount of damage control is gonna change that.

"Red-tie-Guy" is a total pussy!

We have one for the <===3, so here's one for the (;)

Trophywife:

You look pretty damn hot to me. Nice rack.

did you see that little boys head? the other day she's driving in her car, with the top down, not caring that all that air will probably give the little guy an earache, not to mention how he was slumped over to the side in his carseat...and now this..he probably has whiplash, if not from the car ride, certainly after she almost dropped him...she should NOT be allowed any contact with an infant without supervision...PERIOD..

No offense to anyone, I like the superfish too, but this thread is starting to feel like a serious comic-book convention. I mean, if there are no stories posted every fucking second people get restless. I like 'em as much as the next guy, but don't people have a fucking life? Go utside and do something besides munching candy and hitting the refresh button every 4.5 nanoseconds. And the whole thread has turned into, "Hey #456, about post#433, did you know that #216 is not going to be reported because of #155?" And then all the shout outs etc start....seriously people, find another hobby...

thanx bigjim. nice towel. :)

we need to start a SAVE SEAN PRESTON Petition...

I hereby agree, that Brittany Spears has shown on many occasions how negliegent (hope thats spelled right) she is in regards to said infant SEAN PRESTON. We hereby agree she will only be allowed to share time with SEAN PRESTON with proper supervision.

#363..i think you have an auction ending soon on ebay..go ahead go...we will try to carry on without you...

If someone is gonna take out the Scientology centers, they better start mixing the ANFO and renting the vans now. The Hollywood one is an entire block, and there is another good sized one off 6th or Alameda or somewhere.

378: How about a tongue worth obeying? That has to count for something, no? If ya can't stick it, lick it! :) Heh.

M@ce read 372
M@ce no understand "socially inept"
make M@ce angry.
M@ce SMASH rotten banana!

@388
Talk like that will get my clit all tingly. A gifted tongue is a beautiful thing.

390: Is it considered "gifted" if an ex-girlfriend has her now-husband call for tips?

That has easily got to be the most awkward phone call I've ever had.....ha-ha!

First of all who the hell is Brandon whatever his last name is, second of all, unless paris and lindsay had a fallen out she would be pretty 2-faced cuz they were just spotted goin out last weekend. And i am no lindsay lohan fan by far, but i'd just love to see lindsay kick paris' ass. i'd put money on it that Paris would get her ass whooped. And as far as that brandon guy...well, he's the type of "people" id love to just beat the fuck out of!!!!!!!!! He's got money though so he is better than us little people. Lindsay, kick his ass!!! And hers!

391, yeah, I'd say that counts! Hee.. I can just be that was hella bizarre.

That should have said, "BET" that was bizarre. Dammit, I think I need more coffee.

edna you cunt-bitch-whore...have you noticed that no matter what you do , the dirty rotton filthy posts are still here...you add nothing and you make no difference...now go away and do like linda blair in the exorcist and fuck yourself with a crusifix...

...by the way, i spell like shit...

Spoke to soon bitches. THis video is going to go around for a while. This guy Brandon Davis is a total loser. His dad own some oil company. he's loaded. More so than paris.

Ohhhhhh, getting off with a crucifix. Kinky!

And to think, my ex wouldn't even let me put the handcuffs on him.

Ok. First off, this "Edna Bambrick" schtick isn't funny, nor is it even amusing enough or even annoying enough to warrant the weeks of attention it's received here on the superfish. It's the lamest troll attempt I've ever seen on the history of The Internet™, and the people who claim to hate "her" so much must actually fucking love it or they would have become as painfully bored with it as I did, oh, a month ago. I almost think some of you really believe it's an actual lady, and not some bored douche sitting in his cubicle in the HR department.
Second... Am I the only one laughing my ass off at this video? Disgusting whores calling other whores disgusting whores. It's like the serpent eating its own tail. Only instead of a serpent, it's a bunch of spoiled adult children. Brilliant.

Edna Bambrick is back? M@ce is annoying!

Tits on snake:

Did you see the hippo getting puked up on #373?

I was looking to see if the snake had any tits, but I couldn't see any.

400: Perhaps that was the Land-cock firing a Land-shot?

Is this thing on?

He looks like a young, bloated Jeff Goldblum. And Trophywife: I'm sure you're the hottest mom in the trailer park. What an old, ugly redneck.

396: Hiya Evangelia :)

429: Nice to see that DuckBoy was defending Britney in the comments thread on that video. Christ, the guy must do nothing but run continuous searches for her and show up whenever and wherever she is mentioned.

Wonder how long the restraining order has been in place for?

If she ever ends up dead under mysterious circumstances, I think we have found the prime suspect.

Somebody needs to check their finances before talking shit:

Bloated self-proclaimed oil heir Brandon Davis - whose family fortune, amassed by late granddad Marvin Davis, seems to have largely evaporated - is hardly one to talk. But here's how he dissed Lindsay Lohan the other night in L.A. on a paparazzi video (viewable on www.tmz.com): "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel." Mischa Barton's ex had some other trashy comments - unquotable in a family newspaper - but suffice it to say he gives chutzpah a bad name.

I found some funny Brandon David pics and stuff. I dont think its defending Lindsay, just making fun of the situation..
http://www.starkedny.com/archives/how-not-to-get-attention-in-media-brandon-davis#more-307

Do you hate Edna Bambrick? Well why don't you buy a t-shirt letting the world know that? I'm selling a bunch of stuff, like t-shirts, cups, magnets, etc, that all say "God Hates Edna Bambrick." This is the graphic: http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j237/celebritybasher/Edna_1_sample.jpg I was selling TCLTC t-shirts but they were taken down because I used a picture of him. These edna ones contain no pics though and i created the whole thing in photoshop so theres no copyright infringement, and its not even a real person lol, so these will be staying up. When I have more time I will be adding and making more stuff. It'll probably be a lot of superficial inside type jokes. You can suggest or request stuff by filling out a form on my site. I just made it so its still under construction. You can click my name or go here: http://www.freewebs.com/celebritybasher/

I'm not going to spam this in every thread but im going to post this in one more topic just to get the word out ;)

Edna has taken over the SF

Yes, clearly these two are immature, classless jerks. But am I the only one who thinks this video makes Paris look like she'd be fun to get high with? Always guffawing uncontrollably at any inane thing you say? Oh wait - I guess anyone would do that if we were smoking the right stuff. But still . . .

And regarding this Brandon - did he used to have a skanky ponytail? And that article you posted, #78 (thanks), says he dated Rachael Leigh Cook. NOOOOO! Isn't she the cute girl from "She's All That"? Well now she's lost all credibility. And most importantly - I could barely catch this, so I might be wrong - but when he pulled that guy's tie out, didn't he say something about its looking like a crotch? Nice.

(Sorry about the re-post, but after the 18-hour delay waiting for approval, the original was stuck way back in the middle of the thread. I'm bumping it because I still need my questions answered.)

Oh, oh, and when they passed that car forced to wait while the entourage passed, he aggressively flipped the driver the bird and said "F*** you, you f***ing b****." Another charm school graduate.

Did anyone else get disturbed by the fact Paris tore away drunk???

jezus 468 posts?! Can we make it 500 :D that would be awesome and make Paris hilton the most popularest person ever

Better to be a firecrotch than shit-for-brains.

Quit picking on Lindsay ! whores have feelings too !

was just trying to tell lindsay not to worry about what Paris is saying
Paris is jealous...
becuase she had to ask for my help
where lindsay simply got noticed
so Paris feels bad about herself
and mad at lindsay
but i will sort it

#469
yes she is fun
to
get
high
with :)

she just needs
direc
t
i
o
n

Why is Paris still hanging out with Mr.Cheese?

Why is Linsey still fidgeting against Paris over mexican boy?

WHY CAN'T THEY BOTH FIGHT OVER ME?

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to read any more about P. Herpe unless it's in a headline like "Hilton Mangled In Industrial Accident" or the like.

That I'd read.

I'd like to read one less story about this Davis guy, while we're at it.

And this Lohan broad in not quite as worthless, but that's saying very little.

He's got a lot of nerve making fun of someone while looking like a bloated Elvis. Oh, and Brandon - the only reason why anybody knows who you are is b/c you dated Mischa Barton. YOU ARE A NOBODY!!!

I don't know if this has been said yet (because there are 476 posts and I don't have all day to read them) but what kind of an asshole is this guy? And Paris too, for that matter? Lindsey is "poor" because she only has $7 million, and that's "disgusting"?? I'm not Lindsey's biggest fan by any stretch of the imagination, but at least she made that money herself WORKING for it! These two douchebags haven't done a day's work in their entire pampered little lives, as far as I can tell. Yeah, Paris has made some movies, but I don't think those count. This fat bastard Brandon Davis should shut his greasy face. Like, who the fuck is this guy? Everyone on here had to google him just to figure out why he's relevant. It was refreshing to hear Howard Stern bash them for this. I just wish he'd bring up the fact that though this scumbag greaseball may be an heir, it's to someone else's fortune. God I hate do-nothing celebutantes!!!

Who is this fat cunt and why is he hanging around with prostitutes.

Those hilarious beeyotches at GoFugYourself.com have outdone themselves. They've made a statement about Brandon Davis that tops anything anyone's written:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

Oh my lord! 479?! That will teach them not to feed us! They RIPPED Brandon on MSN Entertainment Hot Gossip today. Awesome. Paris' fucking rep stressed that maybe Paris laughed, but it was Brandon doing the talking - not her losers.

One can hope that Barron Hilton as the head of the Hilton family runs it like the mafia, that when a family member brings disgrace upon the WHOLE family. The offending person, i.e. Paris is sent on a ‘permanent’ vacation. Hopefully, a vacation with two cement blocks around her feet and then maybe the universe can go back into its normal alignment. Causing useless and obnoxious tools like the Hilton Sisters, Brandon ‘Fatboy’ Davis, Kimberly Stewart, and Fabien Basabe to disappear.

Please add to your LA list BigJim the aforementioned names in an effort to rid the world of useless and pointless people. Thanks.

Boycott Hilton Hotels.

Who in the world is Brandon Davis?? and how much money does he have to be hangin around with public herpes Hilton...

and these people are celebrated....their parents should be ashamed.

i guess those rumors that lindsay was gettin with stavros are true...

**From brandon's journal**

"My family alone has well over an estimated 4.9 billion fortune but I'm really not here to brag about that. I'm not a cocky guy that shoves what he has in other people's faces."

**He also states**

"I'm also starting to dabble into modeling and acting like the rest of the heirs around me are doing. Apparently, partying isn't the only thing we're good at."

brandon, I've seen your journal. Has any one else here seen it?

http://brandon-davis-.greatestjournal.com/

There's something wrong with this guy... I mean something so completely wrong. What a total fucking pig. I still think hohan is a raging slut but holy shit... If hohan is a raging slut, then what does that make paris?

The rich are sooooo fucking stupid. They may have money, but money can't buy class, or brains.

Don't give me shit either about not capping the names... They do not deserve it.

Lamest Superficial week ever... Dude are you hungover or something? Fuck.

#480, I saw it too...I thought the same thing ("I'm really not here to brag about that. I'm not a cocky guy that shoves what he has in other people's faces.") <-Yeah, right.

These two are no better than low lifes they like to make fun of.
Donna A.

You know, I don't really give a shit, but since we have never gone over 500 posts (Avril came close) I just wanna do my part.

k, either her laugh is really retarted or fake.

Brandon prepared Paris for the road ahead when they were just children.

From his journal: "That was until I was around 7 or so and I decided to kiss her. Haha.. lets just say she ran away from me screaming that I gave her cooties..."

Hahaha! Those morons deserve each other.

Come on sweet 500...9 just away...

Come on sweet 500... just 8 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 7 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 6 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 5 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 4 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 3 away...

Come on sweet 500... just 2 away...

Come on sweet 500... "T" minus 1 ...

Enh...500-ish.

#491

Blast-off... FIRST 501st in The Superficial’s history!!!!!!!! I Rule !!!!!!!!

I want to thank Sodomy_is_for_Girls, for all the inspiration in achieving this monumental milestone in history... you're the best Sodomy... I also want say that... I LIKE SODOMY WITH GIRL... oh yea, it ALL good...

#501

You fuckin' S.O.B. 'Fa Cube Itches' how dare you steal my glory... you fucker!!!...

I am not the hugest fan of La Hohan, but i dont think she deserves this. Sure she acts somewhat stupid and slutty... but compared to Paris Hilton?? talk about a fire crotch!! thats gross. besides brandon whatshisname is completely repulsive. As if any girl would want to go near his shriveled up, small, diseased little penis if he didnt have any money!!

What sad excuses for human beings...

I masturbate to the Simple Life. Is that wrong?

Is is just me or did i just travel back to pre-school?

Brandon Davis: Oh... You big poo-poo head, look at you if you fuck her you get cooties. All they had to just through was "Your mother dresses you".

Ok, now that my daddy just died i can date STD's Paris Hilton and throw a bunch of Lindsay Lohan's stinky ass comments and I'M THE FUCKING MAN!!!

Brandon Davis: Seriously who would fuck her?
Oh, so fuck paris hilton instead, smart guy.
Lindsay's ass or paris's std's?

502: Why, shankyou...shankyou very much. :)

Heh, I figured you were posting so fast that I'd only get about 506 or so.

#505

Well that's ok... I'm sure you're a good egg... I shouldn’t have been so harsh... if you snooze you lose, I was so busy crafting my message to tell of what was to be my glorious victory in attaining the 501st post, that I lost out on the opportunity... but I did get 500, and that's pretty damn glorious...

Wow, 500 posts and I finally get a word in. Missed you bums.
Thanks #242...
I think Brandon is lying about being a model. The coke and cigs diet obviously isn't working for him.
Wow, what a toolbox. That guy talking about pu**y. I don't think he could hit water if he fell out of a boat.

They do call it the "INDY 500" not the indy 501... soo yeah, it’s all good!

Yeah, but who watches the Indy 500 anymore? Sad that it went from world's largest single-day sports event to an "after the break" story on ESPN 2.

Yeah, "after the break" story, but only if someone dies or gets horribly mangled in an explosive fiery crash... pretty sad state of afairs to be sure.

Well what the hell why not 600 posts!!! Or 666 to make edna happy.

So yea post in this thread for FREE PORN!

Wipes away a *tear*.

#374 get a life Tom Cruise wouldn't suck your cock if you begged him. And if you are a girl get a life and try to get some cock yourself you fat ho-bitch.

BRANDON DAVIS is clearly gay - or maybe a transvestite - I am not sure which.

He should pose in a bra and panties and do a strap-on vid with Paris and Nicky on the other side with him as the meat in the SANDWICH.

tits_

you are right...there should be no comments on the lord's girlfriend...and hopefully she and HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED will go away...

and sorry SF dude is sick, but it has gotten lame in the past month or so...better to tighten-up the page than ban the guests!!!

Doesn't anyone dig any further, that great-journal is a fake, it's apart of a star roll-playing community. The sad thing is this, what's worse... Brandon davis? or someone ROLE PLAYING THAT THEY ARE THIS FUCK?

Unbelievable- what kind of world does this guy live in where $7 million is "poor"?!? My husband makes around $80k per year, and I always thought we were blessed, but apparently we are on par with the starving kids in Ethiopia, if you go by this guy's standards. And even though I'm not a LiLo fan, at least she earned her money on her own. What have Paris and Brandon ever done, other than sat on their asses and spent daddy's money? I would feel sorry for their families, given the way their kids embarrass them, but then again, these parents raised their kids to be spoiled little assholes, so they deserve the embarrassment. Even if you have all the money in the world, this goes to show that you can't buy human decency or class.

Five hundred twenty fourth.

Okay, WHO is Paris phoning? Because all they'll get on the end of the line is her maniacal yet dim laughter. Then she hangs up and calls someone else.

Davis, Marvin H.
Then:
#85 World's Richest People 2004

NOW:
Honey, I Shrunk The Trust

By Dirk Smillie | Oct 31 '05 (FORBES)

Patricia Davis Raynes says her famous father plundered her inheritance, then died nearly broke.

Six months after oil tycoon Marvin Davis died last fall, Davis' eldest daughter, Patricia Davis Raynes, met, she says, with a family financial adviser who made an astounding claim: The Davis family fortune, estimated by FORBES at $5.8 billion in 2004, had dwindled to almost nothing. Raynes' trust was so depleted that the $125,000 monthly payouts she received would have to end. They soon did.

That didn't add up to Raynes, who claims her trust was worth $220 million in 1995.

Wonder if he did it to ALL his kids??

Didn't know that he was a "potential suitor" for Jenna Bush.
Looks like he "fell off the wagon and got ran over by it this time."

Sunday September 01
JENNA'S SUITOR BACK TO REHAB
By Richard Johnson - pagesix.com

TRUST-FUND terror Brandon Davis - the former model who allegedly romanced presidential party girl Jenna Bush - is back in rehab. Davis fell off the wagon at a Playboy Mansion party earlier last month, where he drank margaritas, vodka and beer, and snorted cocaine, Star magazine reports. "I certainly went out with a bang," Davis, the grandson of ex-20th Century Fox mogul Marvin Davis, admits to the tab. "It was a wild night." The tab says Brandon's mom put him on the family's private jet to Minnesota's Hazelden clinic for a two-month stay. "I want to be sober," Davis tells the Star. "It was getting bad. I was originally going to be here for 28 days, but my family wants me to stay on another 30 days. But I'm not blaming Jenna for this situation." Meanwhile, the National Enquirer recently reported underage Jenna and six girlfriends guzzling Bloody Marys at a hotel in La Jolla, Calif. But the manager told a San Diego paper, "no one, to my knowledge, saw her drinking any alcohol."

This guy is far from smooth. His father had some juice obviously but also was a hick. This is what you get from a son of a rich hick father.

I love how Lohan's response to this is hooking up with Paris Latsis and Stavros... trash is trash.

The rich are all inbreds.
LL is a coked out whore who needs rehab, a good feed and talent.
Of course her clit is that long, look at all the use it gets.... eeewwww stay away from that one.

What is most disturbing about this whole thing is that this spoiled little rich boy, living off his inheritance-I'm sure not earning a dime of it, has gone from nobody to a somebody overnight. He has been all over the tabloids and the news. Before this whole incidient I happily had no clue who Brandon Davis was. Now, against my will, I have knowlege of this ass clown's miserable existence. I anticipate that we will only be seeing more of him. God, I hope I'm wrong on this one. If Hollywood is like High School just the mere fact that he's hanging out with Paris Hilton should land him a role in some crappy B movie in the near future.

That cum guzzler Brandon should do something better with his time...like save the planet, wash his hair, visit his grandfather's grave, or (better yet) figure out that he is gay...either way your life has fallen below shit if you waste your time talking about Lindsay Lohan and hanging out with high dollar prostitutes like Paris Hilton...Holla :)

wow....wow. this was very third grade. I have never wished death upon anyone but I really wish their car would have smashed. How awesome would that be???

So wait... Paris has sexually transmitted fadge blisters and they are going on about Lindsays ginger pubes?! I mean, do't get me wrong, I'm not in camp Lindsay or anything, I think they should ALL be covered in tar, impaled on wooden spears and aet on fire along the roadside for all the use they are and good they do the world but... it does strike me a little bit hypocritical...

MAYbe that's why she has started wearing KNICKERS again! Jealousy cos HER labia are falling off whereas Lindsay can still get away with exPOSing hers... Ahh the perils of not having enough medis attention eh?!

So wait... Paris has sexually transmitted fadge blisters and they are going on about Lindsays ginger pubes?! I mean, do't get me wrong, I'm not in camp Lindsay or anything, I think they should ALL be covered in tar, impaled on wooden spears and aet on fire along the roadside for all the use they are and good they do the world but... it does strike me a little bit hypocritical...

MAYbe that's why she has started wearing KNICKERS again! Jealousy cos HER labia are falling off whereas Lindsay can still get away with exPOSing hers... Ahh the perils of not having enough medis attention eh?!

that guy's a prick