May 12 2006OJ Simpson still alive, juicing people

Yay for a new post!

Drink Apple Juice

O.J. Will Kill You ---------------->

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?

Disgusting, irritating, angering, and sickening, man. Just absolutely horrible on all levels.

kinda funny, actually. in a laughing at you kind of way

Hey, O.J., I'm so glad that you followed through and have worked so tirelessly to find and catch your wife's killer. I feel so much better knowing that the bastard who repeatedly stabbed her is behind bars and is receiving his just punishment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O.J.!! O.J.!! STOP IT! STOP IT! you're killin' me hahahahahaha

no dooode, seriously, you're killing me.

I can't believe he still has that bronco.

OJ Simpson: Setting the bar for all us black folks.

And by setting the bar, I mean making us look bad.

Asshole.

O.J. was funny as hell in the Naked Gun movies, I'm sure this DVD will be awesome. All the guy did was kill some skanky whore & her fag buddy, I bet nobody would be bitching if it was Paris. Lemme tell ya, Nicole Brown Simpson was the Paris of her day.

#8...I can't believe he still has any car.

If I looked up from my bingo gamepiece and saw OJ Simpson sitting beside me in whiteface, I'd crap myself. Those poor old folks.

I guess I should explain the extreme outrage I feel about this a little. My sister was mudered by her ex-husband after she found a new boyfriend that her ex was insanely jealous of also. The only difference with O. J. being that my ex-bother-in-law committed suicide after he killed my sister. My nephews were left orphans, unlike O. J.'s lucky kids, who got to be raised by him.
All right, back to the fun and hilarity guys.

Gee, way to be a downer.

But really, that's horrible & I'm sorry. =(

That is the lamest thing I have ever heard.

In other news, Kim Basinger is making a Lifetime TV Movie about monks and they are filming it at my university!

They should call it "monked"

Satan, OJ. OJ, Satan.

Somebody ought to rip that hat off his head! Forget that whole murderer thing....worse than that, he's obviously a BANDWAGONER! He should be ashamed!

Here We Go Steelers!

wearing a steeler hat?? what a sellout

Well, let's just say his kids ain't that lucky, that is one FUCKED UP household if reports are true.

#16 - Clever! haha! :)

Surgeon General Warning:

O.J. may be bad for your health, can cause severe panic attack and in some cases hearts have actually jump out of chest. Will cause sudden holes in skin with uncontrollabe bleeding. Studies also found that "death" is certain when in contact with O.J. in the dead of night.

Warning!! avoid contact with O.J. at all cost

Johnnie Cochran was the devil's lawyer.

He should be jailed for convincing a jury to let OJ free.

#23

Seeing as he's dead, I think he's probably busily working off his debt as we speak.

"He's the DEVIL, Bobbie Boucher!"

Actually, when this case was all the talk in the media, my friend said that Nicole's family, having been poor, forced her to stay with Simpson so that they would be wealthy and taken care of.

If that's true, that's FUCKED UP!

#23 I wouldn't worry about it, where he's at jail is the last of Cochran's worries.

I actually golfed with him at a public course in Encino, CA.

Nicest double killer I've ever met.

I hope every single penny goes to Fred Goldman. In fact, Fred Goldman should have been allowed to make OJ his bitch for life. "OJ! Go suck that donkey's cock!" "OJ! I have the runs, come keep me company." "OJ! Put these bra and panties on and go stand in front of that train."

If the glove doesn't fit, you must go broke and rip off a simp white kid's prank show to make ends meet.

#10 Not Funny - Paris is a skank and we all hate her, but no one deserves to be hacked to death by a coked out exhusband.

OJ is like Michael Jackson... nobody cares anymore and we are all just sort of waiting for him to die.

#15 WOW! Another thing for nobody to give a shit about. Thank you.

#31...I dunno. I might be ok with it if it's Paris.

For anybody who didn't get it, "Juiced" is a pun off of OJ's name. And he's witty, too! sigh.

I remember in 5th grade we watched the verdict to the OJ trial during art class. After the screams of my art teacher's disappointment, never again did i finger paint...

and now the painful memories are comming back... bastard*

#31-

It would be funny ONLY if it was Paris. It would save all of the young, "talented" Hollywood men from her super-herpes.

*** M U R D E R E R ***

"pathetic human being of the week"
pathetic monster, he is not a human being. he is dead to me already. and we grew up thinking # 32 (his bflo bills #) was really great. sickening, and who backed this piece-of-shit shit? Satan, Inc?

#13 Tracie -- So very sorry.

O.J. did find his wife's killer, he sees him everyday he looks in the mirror. Remember that day when he was acquitted, remember all the blacks celebrating like their team won the Super Bowl? There will never be racial harmony in America because blacks like it that way. Just like O.J. got off by way of the race card (he'd have been guilty if his wife was black), 300 years from now they'll be some black crying racism on the moon.

As the producers approached Ms. Hilton with a release form after OJ stopped screaming YOU'VE BEEN JUICED!!! they noticed her skin had gone pale as a red stain approached the nearby sewer, and dog barked in the distance...

#40
I hope the chicken shit jury that acquitted him have and are tortured every day of their lives for letting a psycho murderer like him go free.

Him being prosecuted was never about him being prosecuted because he committed a heinous crime, it was him being "persecuted" because he was black. That a large group of black people backed him up, whether or not he was guilty, but just because he was black, is an absolute disgrace. Can you believe that they DID NOT CARE that he murdered his wife, all that mattered was that he was a "brutha" and ol' Whitey was trying to bring him down because he was a successful black man. Makes me sick.

Maybe we can introduce O.J. and Paris, and she'll give him HIV and then he'll die.

#42 - Amen. You're preaching to the choir.

I love OJ. I think I may have said this before, but Any black man in America who can murder a pretty blonde white girl and get away with it proves, once and for all, that racial equality has been met. Thank god all that shit's over. Now the problem is people who don't have enough money to buy out a murder trial.

Hey this guy's face looks familiar!! I think I know him from somewhere...now what was it? Is he that guy that works at starbucks....?....no.....porno?....nah, too ugly.....hmmmmm.....Oh! Oh yeah! He fucking murdered someone and then was released.

(Because he's 'color challenged')

Thats so funny it HERTZ!

haha. . . ok, I'm done. . .

@23 - Johnny Cockroach is dead, so he never paid for his crime, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!" I hope the fucking maggots choke on your corpse, bitch.

@42 - O.J. sold his assets, leases everything, and lives in Florida on his NFL pension, which is untouchable by the courts, so he can avoid paying the victims' families a dime.

@45 - Remember the crowds of blacks cheering, "Free the Juice!", and the celebrations after his acquittal by a brain-dead racist jury? O.J. and his accomplices set race relations back decades.

I will not be alone in celebrating on the day that someone puts a bullet in that freak's brain.

DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.....

I'd hit it.

With a fucking chainsaw.

#49
when he sold everything did the money not have to go to the families? (just wondering)

Yoda; 49

Dude, your name fucking slays me! I actually didn't own a television at the time of the trial, nor did I have access to radio...long story. Didn't realize that blacks were cheering for him cause he was black (just read the whole thread). That's fucked up. Anyhoo, my comment was more aimed at the rich being able to do anything they like, while the rest of us get Rodney Kinged. Well, now that I know racism is still thriving for people of all colors in this fine nation, I'm gonna go back to indiscriminatingly hating everyone who doesn't look like me. Exactly like me.

#49
The race relations in this country are never going to get better if "multiculturalism" keeps on being shoved down everyone's throats. All multiculturalism does is to point out and harp on the differences between people, instead of making us feel like we all have something in common. It's "Here's MY traditions, and there's YOURS, I'm going to celebrate MY people's accomplishments, and celebrate MY holidays, and have a month dedicated to how fantastic we are."

I heard that Tommy wuvs the wittle cocky-wocky up his bummy bum...

Tom would probably Loooooove O.J.'s big black dick.

All kidding aside, I'm wondering if any of the posters who are raising all this ruckus, if they are ever (god forbid) faced with having to defend themselves(or a beloved family member)will hire a lawyer on the basis of being able to defend his client to the fullest of his CUNNING and ABILITY; or, hire the guy who will just present a defense that won't offend the increasingly mob-like american public.

@52 - http://www.cnn.com/US/9707/11/simpson/

Apparently, he let his home in Brentwood get forclosed on because he stopped paying his mortgage ( probably after maxing them out ).

I don't know why, but the courts can't touch his NFL pension, ...

I hope that the Goldmans get the $1.37 O.J. makes off of his video venture.

Krisdylee;

hey babe, whassup? ...and then he farted...I got nuthin! And I would like to personally thank you for "deliciously cunty" I crack up everytime it pops in my head. I'm off to find a thread to insult some people, I'm out of racial slurs/equality stuff today. I'm thinking hilton or lohan always provides some targets. Oh, and since it's friday, and I'm stuck in a hotel in a city where I don't know anyone, I'm getting a bottle of whiskey. Fridays suck all alone and far from home. Prepare to see some incoherant posts mother fuckers! Back in 20 minutes!

This thread is kind of depressing...I'm almost *almost* wishing that Sherry-co or He Who Must Not Be Named would show up and say something really stupid, at which point I would ignore them, because I'm really opposed to feeding trolls.

We'll be waiting, TrannyGranny (BTW, I love your name. It popped into my head when I was driving, and I had a private chuckle.)

Tranny, remember when you told me on a thread a couple days ago to shut the fuck up and that you already fucked my hubby up the ass? (Might have been the Jessica Simpson thread, I don't remember which)That was my delayed response.

And I love being deliciously cunty, and have been for many many years. Actually, I'd like it on my headstone when I finally die from fucking too much...

I usually come up with witticisms after I've smoked a fat one...

Have a shot of whiskey for me, sexy, I'll think of yah...

Actually, there could be a pretty cool episode of "Punk'd" in all this...

Just hire some guys to file bogus Notices of Levy against his NFL pension; put out a fake press release about "new evidence" linking him to the murders and that California is seeking immediate extradition, have some phony reporters ambush him with questions about all of it....

I'm sure the look on his face would be priceless.

On next week's PUNK'd

Today we are gonna be punkin OJ Simpson

Okay so we have this party bus full of models OJ thinks he's gonna have wild night but that's not the plan...

Okay so OJ thinks he's gonna hook up..wait wait.. WHOAH!! he just got pushed out the back door at 75mph hahahahahaha you've been PUNk'd!!

I'M ASHTON KUTCHER I'M AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Had to pop back in cause I'm an egomaniac. Krisdylee...the one about leaving him in the closet crying? That was funny shit! The fart comeback, although late is pretty good. I left a headstone submission for you on the Crawford thread (I think, I just commented on like 5 threads)
Feed me...Thank you. You've been on fire the last couple of days, as has BarbadoSlim.

SHIT FUCK SATAN DEATH SEX DRUGS RAPE

If I ran a dating service, I'd hook up OJ with Paris Hilton.

And then I'd make sure Charles Manson got a conjugal visit from Lindsey Lohan.

I can't believe we've been dicked with OJ all freakn' weekend....now I'm gonna have to get juiced just to handle it....thanks SF.....thanks alot.....

Orenthal will never learn.

Heh, nothing like this weather-beaten Danny Glover looking motherfucker to boost hits to your website on mother's day weekend.

niiiiiiiice...

First off, Hi everyone, I'm new here...love reading everyones comments, this shit cracks me up...thought I'd give it a try...LOL!
Oh yeah...O.J.= One Sick Piece of Shit!!! I hate that Mutha Fucka!!!

O.J. trivia :

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/simpson/people_5.html

"His father left his mother for another man and died of AIDS in 1986."

O.J.'s dad ( and Tom Cruise ) loved the cock! Actually, Tom's still lovin' it long time, ...

Maybe OJLTC too ?!?

Hello Infedels! This guy is such a tool. Nothing like reminding you victims families that you got off. Why do people cater to this thing? Holy crap - I need a beer!

TrannyGranny - I sometimes travel with work, too. I hit Vegas the first week of June for a conference. So, what state you nursing the bottle in?

He looks like Rhondel Sheridan in that picture.

Any bets on when he's gonna cover "Bitch, I'ma kill you"?

for shit's sake I'm in fucking Missouri!

Ok, bashing aside, I gotta say these are some of the most friendly, honest people I have ever ran into in my messed up profession. I just finished my bottle...not kidding....thinkin about walking for a pint or so. not feeling numb enough. On the other hand, I grew up in Arizona, and THOSE fuckers are crazy. Having travelled to 48 of the 50, I have a pretty good comparison, methinks.
What's up in your world tonight?

Kato Kaelin loves OJ cock.

KK's been "juiced" many, many times.

TrannyGranny - I am sitting outside of St Louis - we moved here from AZ. Small small world.

I like St Louis - there are alot of things to do and the people are really nice.

What profession are you? I am a security engineer - specializing in firewalls, antivirus, VPN, etc.

You two are going to hook up and think each other really fugly.

Does anyone remember during the trial when OJ would nod off and fall asleep? I kept waiting for him to make stabbing motions with his hands and watch Cochran shit in his expensive tweed cocksucker suit trying to wake him before the jury noticed...

Have a great weekend SF.

BigJim;

that, motherfucker is what I am talking about! Made me laugh!

Pagan....where in AZ? I've lived all over the state, trip me out! Although security engineer weirds me out....In Columbia now, be here for 3-5 more weeks. Seriously, where in AZ?

Tranny - Sorry Gulch (Sierra Vista) worked for the Army in the RCERT. Trying to get back to Tucson...we really miss it. Hubby already has a job offer, just waiting on me to get one.

I love security engineering. I did it too well and cant post at work on the Superfish, really torques me when I have something pithy to opine upon my fellow "Fishes".

Where in AZ for you?

Hey, saw the comment stating you were from texas......Fuck off.

Sorry - not sex night - that is Thursday nights.

Said we moved from AZ - didnt say from AZ. Put them beer goggles back on and reread my post.

#65

On fire, or bored out of my mind at work so that I had nothing better to do.

Hm. Maybe I should stick to "on fire".

'Night. TCLTC.

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Lit The Candle

(and turned down the lights, giving the room a romantic glow. He took the hand of his lover and led him to the bed, gingerly working his fingers to unbutton... Aw, fuck it. Let's just say TC bent over while a train of big hairy dudes ass fucked him 'till he bled a river out his pooper.)

BigJim - that was his casting call for Brokeback Mountain 2: Rump Wranglers.

I'm ashamed to admit that Brokeback Mountain was filmed in my home province.

BigJim - I heard that was spawning a whole new tourism industry in that area. Nothing like Village People and Rocky Horror Picture Show wannabees tramping through your home province, huh?

O.J. killed me. Oh wait, I meant Hollywood killed me. Or at least, took my soul.

OJ didn't do it!
He was acquitted by a jury of his peers!

What's wrong with you people? This poor man's reputation and career was dragged through the mud and he's helplessly clinging to what little fame not tainted with infamy he has left.

Gah!

Give the Juice a break!

Okay, now stay with me here. Surely, right now in the great United States of America there has got to be some big, ugly, mean son of a bitch fresh out of the joint who just can't deal with society. You know, it's hard to get a job with a record...... and really, prison wasn't ALL bad..... And surely this big, ugly, mean son of a bitch has given some thought to just chucking it all aside and catching a case to go back in.

Now, IF said S.O.B. were to decide to take out someone who really deserved it. I don't know, someone who got away with a double homicide about 11 years ago... well, that wouldn't be a terrible thing, would it? And really..... wouldn't you think a lot of people would consider you a hero and send lots of money and things like that?

I mean, I'm just saying......

Am I the ONLY one who read #56's comment and found it hilarious that his name is 'Feed_Me_Chocolate'?

This site is dead to me. Ever going to post some sexy pics again. I clicked on here hoping to see a bikini pic of Alba or maybe a nip slip or something, Then OJ's ugly mug pops up and my wood runs for cover. Now I may have to ask Hillary for phone sex. :shutters:

that what you get for messing with snow bunnies...trouble! tarished for life and still has a white woman I guess this dumb azz will never learn..

OJ Simpson should be rotting away in death row instead of causing innocent people heart attacks.

Wait, wait a minute, was he found guilty? If not, then why does he have to pay anyone anything?

Oh my god, this is wierd. A fee for murder... That is fucking incredible, someone please post a link to a site with all the information on OJ.

Forgot to link to my personal blog...

Anyways, #92; hehehehe...

What a sick son of a bitch....OJ Simpson is, was & will forever be known as the murdering sack of shit that he is....Karma is a bitch & he will get what's coming to him some day...Stupid bastard

See, I find it funny when we as Americans spit on our own system and then go and try to shove that system down everyone else's throat, 'cause is the best in the world ....right? So, now, they couldn't prove to a jury of honest white and black AMERICAN citizens that this guy was guilty and you're gonna bash our own god-given constitutional system?

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY...the guy was accused, he went to trial and he was found innocent, the system worked, if you don't like the way the AMERICAN system of justice worked as it was laid down by our judeo-christian forefathers then you are an Al-Quaeda loving motherfucking babykilling liberal communist dirtbag...go back to Russia or Afghanistan or somethin'.

AMERICA, and the AMERICAN justice system, love it or get the fuck out.

@99
Our judeo-christian forefathers would be appalled at the way our system is being run. The more money and fame or power you have, the less you will be found guilty. Sure is better by far than the Middle East, so I'm not complaining too much, but it makes me want to move to Canada.

#100:

You'd be welcome here. We have a senior politician rotting in jail for murdering his wife. The evidence was all circumstantial (like OJ's case), and he tried to buy his way out of it, but the jury didn't go for it.

Bring your parka.

Well it's this way, the system is set up so juries composed of 12 members of the community pass judgment on cases based on the evidence presented to them. Justice is served when the jury renders its verdict. Now, a jury might nullify itself and render a verdict that might be contrary to the evidence but that STILL means that justice HAS been served. Why?, because the jury acting as a representative(albeit maybe an imperfect one) of the community has deliberated and spoken. And that's IT, barring any kind fraud or tampering, you don't get a second chance to convict a citizen.
You either respect that and MOVE ON when a verdict that YOU don't like comes down, or else you don't, but then don't go thumping your chest in front of the whole world about american justice 'cause you don't really belive in it.

Hi BigJim sweetie. I used to live in Alaska, so I'm used to the weather, ain't no big thang :) People are friendlier up in that area, I'm guessing its the same way in most parts of Canada.
It's good to hear that the jucidial system still has a conscience up there.

ooops, sorry about the spelling, I meant judicial.

I have REALLY bad bronchitis & I've just knocked back some more Phenergan....I hear my pillow calling me & before I go pass out again...I just wanna give a *shout out* to BigJim's chest.....> oh, sorry--I meant >.......

wheeze

sigh.....

I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!!!

at least the news aint about paris or tom.
- maybe they should do a skit on the dvd with paris, tom and OJ.

Apparently, in a skit named "Remember: Double Jeopardy exists," OJ exposes his penis, shaped perfectly to fit that famous glove.

Simpson is always fun, because he represents everything wrong with the system.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Way to fuck up my weekend Superfish, really. Fuckin' OJ? Really? I was hoping for Mother's Day, there'd be some super cool Tom Cruise antics for me to enjoy. You know, the kind of stuff where he acts like the doesn't love the cock?

Anyone who thinks OJ didn't kill those two people are FULL OF SHIT AND LYING OUT OF THEIR ASS.

He killed them and he got away with it because of race and money. There isn't much more in this world that is that disgusting. So nobody come here and rant and rave that we're being unfair and we're judging him.....fuck him and fuck you.

Now someone run him over with that Bronco.

It's so nice to see the fuckin' american hatin' pinkos come out of the woodwork. I don't know if he killed anyone 'cause the state couldn't prove anything to a jury, it really doesn't matter wether he did it or not, the jury has spoken. That's what's called law and ORDER.
And about race I don't know what that's about that was a mostly WHITE jury. Apparently what YOU hate is the fact that this American citizen had money and THAT worries me, how this bullshit class struggle Marxist bullshit is permeating everything nowadays, communism is dead let it go you FUCKING COMMUNIST.

I'm so buying this DVD when it comes out. OJ RULES!! YEAH!

@114 Yes Sir, Senator McCarthy sir!

My father-in-law raises beef cattle, and one had a tag on it's ear with "OJ" written on it. Well, OJ was butchered, OJ was carved up, and OJ was delicious.... medium rare, served with a full bodied red wine. YUM YUM YUM.

True fuckin' story.

@116 Well at least the dearly departed Senator knew how to deal with you pinko slimeballs. He was clearly railroaded for his efforts and it broke his heart. He was protecting our values and our freedoms, huh, if it were up to me I would send all you commies straight to hell where you can cook right next to Che Guevara for the rest of eternity.

America only has need of those who appreciate and respect all her institutions, either love her, leave her or shut your fucking piehole.

Wow, it seems I missed quite a bit while I was at work. I so dearly love the America bashing Communist arguments. They are always entertaining. And @114, I don't think anyone really hates anyone else for having money, I think it's what they USE that money for. For example, I hate Paris Hilton because she feels she needs to buy $1500 dog collars, shoes, etc., but doesn't ever seem to be using any of that money to help the less fortunate. I know she isn't obligated to do anything for anyone, but I just hate the fact that she hasn't worked a day in her life, is rich as hell, and is a spoiled, herpes-ridden twat, like a lot of rich people. I hust cannot understand these rich people SEEING poverty, and not caring enough about others to help them, except when it benefits them.

Isn't it ironic that America prides itself on so many things, including freedom of speech, but when someone does have an opinion about something that perhaps goes agains the opinion of someone else, all of a sudden they're anti-American commies... Innocent people have died for being wrongly accused, so don't you think it's even remotely possible a guilty person could be set free? In my eyes, that is NOT justice. I'm just saying....

@119 - Oprah Winfrey is one of the worst offenders. She makes well over 100 million a year and she thinks she's such a great humanitarian because she makes peoples dreams come true. And by people I mean a handful, like she spends a whopping 100k on the trinkets she hands out? Then she clucks about how great it is being rich and how if she were poor it wouldn't help poor folks out. Anyhow, yes, rich people who are gluttonous should be strung up. Oil company CEOs are my first choices.

On the other topic, I love how Socialism and Communism have become blurred as the same bad thing. Communism in its truest form is also called utopia. Sure it will never happen, but the concept of true communism is bliss. So by the actualy definition of the word, yep, color me red and call me commy.

hey # 121, Oprah is poor... at heart. At least she doesn't steal from the less fortunate (relatively speaking; everyone but Bill Gates is less fortunate than her).

...This is just too damned weird.

# 118 LOL !!
OJ was found guilty by a civil court - so so much for your 'system.'
Believe me a double murderer shilling his DVD could only happen in the ol' USA.

@118
please stop huffing, its depleting your brain of needed oxygen

I fucking HATE Oprah... "oh, I love sleeping in my 50 bajillion dollar sheets, I won't apologize for being rich.." Hmmm... Funny thing is, I sleep just as well on my Sears sheets, I make a hell of alot less than that cunt, and I give way more than my budget sometimes lets me...the ratio is in my favour. I am so sick of her pious bullshit, I'd like to kick her in the esophagus... Her name should be Cunty Cunterson...

I wonder if OJ is still looking for the REAL killer like he promised. He should try looking in the mirror.

#90

AAAAHHHHHH You make me want to stab you with several pencils. OJ did it but the jury was afraid of another LA race riot, so they acquitted him. Just cuz you get off does not mean you are innocent.

#114 .......GOOD ONE!!!!

SHIT NO!!!I MEANT GOOD ONE #116, YES #116!!
What is up your ass today BarbadoSlim??

Ummm, BarbadoSlim, ... you can smoke O.J.'s double murdering pole, bitch. He's probably got a 'bungalo' waiting for you, Kato.

@114......

Michael Jackson was found innocent as well. Wanna send your kids over to his house for an overnighter? And who the Hell gave you the authority to speak for this entire nation?

i hate jews im glad oj isnt a stupid jew w a huge nose

hey BarbadosSlim, SHUT THE FUCK UP. This is about OJ, you dumbass, so stop trying to use the superficial as a place for you to spew on and on about your pro-american, anti-communist bullshit. It's people like you that make America the rotting shit it is today. Just because some people don't agree with you doesn't make them "Al-Quaeda loving motherfucking babykilling liberal communist dirtbags". Fuck you and your retarded America. Don't fucking tell me if I don't like it here to get the fuck out, cause you bet your fat American ass if I could, I would. What's so great about America? Our incredibly high crime rates? Our obesity? GAY ASS CONSERVATIVES LIKE GEORGE FUCKING BUSH? Fuck that shit. You make it sound like America is so fucking great, with our "freedom" and "liberty". WHAT FREEDOM AND LIBERTY? The fact that very soon issues like abortion are gonna be illegal so we have no fucking rights to what we can do with our bodies? The fact that our fucking dumbass government gets to tap into our private phonecalls? Bitch, please. America sucks big ass cock, and you know it. Go ahead and label me a communist, because you know what? I am one, and I'd choose being one anyday over being a blindly patriotic, ignorant dumb ass like you. Do us all a fucking favor and get your obese lardy fat ass off that computer at the public library and go back to your fucking trailer you trashy piece of shit.

"i hate jews im glad oj isnt a stupid jew w a huge nose"

.. How old are you, 4? GTFO.

# 134
Kind of reminds me of this guy I know - true story - who was complaining about his prick landlord. He says, " My landlord is such a bad capitalist that, even though I have a business degree, I think I may vote next election for the Communist party...
"As a matter of a fact, he's so bad - I may run for the Communist party"
(I didn't let him 'check in' and contacted Homeland Security even though I'm not American, because ECHELON would have picked it up) :-) joke. Just kidding people HARMLESS. Sure great to see that Berlin Wall tumble and everything. :-)

Well - it seemed funny at the time. Did I go off topic again ?

The last time I said anything truthful - all I did was burp

He did say that though

*** The Simpsons ***

Ashlee: Nose Job.
Jessica: Dye Job.
OJ: Nut Job.

i was in the store n had to be behind a fuckin jew. i mean i dont like blacks but jews give me gas i hate their noses

tranny granny...you are the butter for my bread. Oh and krisdylee (sorry if i spelled it wrong) you are the hot fudge sauce for my sundae. no but seriously your comments crack me up

he is a ghost faced killer,the world will rejoice when he is dead

eden,

So you don't like huge "jew" noses? I'll bet Jews don't like your small dick. Get over it.

HEY SLIM....

i was talking to santa clause and the easter bunny and they also believe o.j. is innocent...but the tooth fairy has her doubts...too bad it wasn't you returning those sun glasses to nicole...now go rot you fuck-stick douche-bag...

124: Civil courts have a lower standard than criminal courts for establishing guilt. You might know this already but I thought I'd mention it.

People, you need to focus! You have all lost track of the point of this thread, and that is that Tom Cruise Loves The Cock!

Hey, Eden -- do you have a swastika tattooed on your forehead? Since you hate jews so bad, what do you want to do about them? Gas chambers? Nah, been done. Too cliche. Work them to death building pyramids? Well, it's a classic, but God has a tendency to intervene when that one gets pulled. How about feed them to lions? Wait, I think that was Christians. Anyway, lions are hard to come by.

Maybe we should just shoot them. Better yet, we can ship them off to the Iraq and use them as minesweepers and cannon fodder. Sound good?

I think you are likely far too stupid to be able to tell the inherent sarcasm in this post, so I will just point out that you are one ignorant, cuntfaced motherfucker.

Get killed.

Oh, and Tom Cruise feels much affection for male genitalia.

anyways, getting back to OJ: What an disgrace to the human race. someone please, pop a cap in this guy

"Blood everywhere: Simpson's blood at the murder scene, the victims' blood at his house and in his Bronco, his hair on Goldman's body."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/nns198.htm

"Most jurors agreed Simpson's credibility, or lack of it, on the witness stand was a turning point. Also swaying them: the pictures of Simpson apparently standing in the rare Bruno Magli shoes like ones the killer wore - and which Simpson claimed he never owned."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/nns219.htm
#146 And your point is ... ?

@141.....urineasshole...Shut the fuck up - check your family tree -- I'm sure you'll find both in your background - Everybody came from somewhere and you are no exception. Now go slither back under that rock from whence you came......

126 Kris; If you need to stand on someones shoulders to kick that high, I'm your man....especially if you wear a mini-skirt. I also find your views on cattle offensive. butchering? how rude! I eat my cows the old fashioned way, I run them down and take bites of their flesh while dragging them to the ground. Anything else is cruel.

Mommy long legs....Hook up the butter and choc sauce sandwich! I keep telling myself there is enough to go around.

MOMS Happy fucking Mothers Day...I love this holiday, we all KNOW who puts out!

I'm letting the wife sleep in this morning, but pretty soon I'm going to set the kids up with a SpongeBob DVD and a bunch of junk food and tell them that Daddy is going upstairs for private snuggles.

Best Mother's Day gift??? Saying Bye-Bye to all the hooligans, and leaving for the day...

Yo Jim, give her the "Bambrick"

The "Bambrick"? Is that something that is big and fat?

You go BigJim, I hope you get an early Father's Day present this morning.

BigJim;

It's something PapaHotNutz came up with, don't really remember all the details, but it was delightfully nasty.

i can't believe i missed the commie discussion. VIVA EL REVOLUCION BOLSHEVIKA!
p.s. barbado, i hope you were kidding, fascist.
p.p.s. eden, you HAD to be kidding, right? jews give you gas? or maybe you mixed up "jews" and "lima beans", a common fallacy.

Viva la raza, pinche tu madres! Tomas Cruze tiene usted corazon la pinga!

Shit, can't spell in any language....

Better a fascist than a commie.

But the direction this thread has taken is stupid.

Tom Cruise le gusta chupar la pinga.

Tom Cruz: "La VERGA!!! Mucho Gusto!!!Tengo mucho hambre para la pinga!!!"

Penis: "Ay caramba, Tom. Todas las dias, esta la misma...."

hollyj <--- joining BigJim's Glee Club

*doing herky with big bloody pompom that is actually Eden's decapitated head*

"GO JIM GO!!"

@ 114 Barbadoslim

In the first place, OJ's "mostly white" jury included EIGHT blacks, 2 Hispanics, 1 half-caucasian/half-NativeAmerican, and 1 caucasian female. I'm trying desperately to understand how you interpret ONE white juror as a "mostly white" jury.

Most people think OJ got off because of race, not money. A mostly black jury aquitted a black man because he was BLACK, not because he was rich. Fancy lawyers didn't help him nearly as much as his melatonin.

"Marxism" has nothing to do with the fact that Justice should be blind to finances. A murder is no less a murderer if he has millions of dollars.

Are you seriously suggesting that a true Capitalistic society should allow people with money to be aquitted for any crime simply because they have wealth? That's not Capitalism. That's corruption.

Where the fuck are you, anyway? Some corrupt Middle-Eastern theocracy? An African Third-World nation run by guerillas? Kansas?

You're obviously one of those paranoid delusional nazi-tards that stockpiles guns and tries to associate every possible social dysfunction to "communism" or "Marxism." Those things have nothing whatsoever to do with the OJ Simpson trial.

Methinks you need to up your meds and get off the compound for a few hours a week.

Hey eden......I hope you pull that stick out of your ass in time to shove it directly into your temple.

Oh look......I referenced a Jewish place of worship!! LOL!!1111!!!!11

I hate stupid fucks like you.

#163..did you really say "better a fascist than a commie"? fuck you in the ass with a textbook on hitler and franco.

holly, you're the best. sagapo.

Cool your horses everybody,I was just kidding and the jury was mostly blacks (there were 9, however, the prosecution decided to file in Downtown LA instead of Santa Monica were the jury would've been mostly white. Face it, the prosecution was sloppy and unprofessional, remember the embarrassment that was that Darden douchebag, they were outlawyered and you can't call THAT corruption )but whatever.

It was fun to try on the radical right wing lifestyle. Truth be told I really don't give a shit about OJ or Nicole or Ron, they were all deserving of each other and everybody got what they had coming, even OJ will, eventually. So be a commie if you want to be a commie, or a fascist or a commie-nazi, I really don't give a shit :)

169: You're damn right I said that. I don't like either but I'll take fascism over communism.
Fuck you in your sour pussy with a textbook on Stalin and Mao.

HollyJ you are my new hero! Way to go.

I am usually not an OJ fan but I can't hate anyone too much that is wearing a Steeler's hat.

The real point that everyone seems to be missing- if you cheat, you pretty much deserve to get killed.

So do you have an inside line? How do you know she was cheating? Don't be an asshole.

can you please put a new story up....or 5 - so I don't have to look at this sad excuse for a human being TRY to be funny.

and please no more lindsey lohan (i spelled it wrong cause she sucks!)

#173. You must either be a) a vapid dumbass b) an asshole c) a wife beater
d) OJ e) all of the above

I'm leaning towards e), but the wife beater option implies that the unemployed obsessive masturbater, who probably lives with his mom, has at some time been married to a woman, ...

Not buying it, so I'll have to stick with a).

173:

Just because you were an illegitimate bastard child who was tortured by your "father" because of your mother's indescretions doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.

I'd have to say he was E all of the above... fucking tard.

173:

Just because you were an illegitimate bastard child who was tortured by your "father" because of your mother's indescretions doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.

I'd have to say he was E all of the above... fucking tard.

LAST!!!!!!! (I hope!)

hmmm, let's see what woefully inappropriate and polarizing figure from the annals of history can the superfical leave for us to fight about next weekend, Hitler, misunderstood? Benedict Arnold, not really a traitor he was just disgruntled ? Vlad the Impaler, impaling was an accepted practice in his historical context? oooh I'm looking at you Rienhardt Heidrich, really ,really organized and efficient?

LOL. Calm down people. This is the superficial. Not some site to be an uptight asshole.

And for the record- I'm just someone who really really dislikes infidelity. And no, I've never been cheated on.

And for whoever it was that asked about how I knew- ummm... it was pretty much stipulated at trial as his motive so..? I am going to assume that if he did kill her it was in fact true and his motive.

#181 -- Did you know that the "count" from Sesame Street is derived from Vlad the Impaler?! True story! "Ah, my happy childhood in the Carpethian Mountains!"

#134 -- "If you could leave America, you would?" Can't afford a plane ticket, commie?

Don't worry about your right to coathanger your unborn children because of your own irresponsibility; it will always be protected. If only someone had coathangered YOU.

The count was THE coolest Sesame St. character EVER ....TWO, two little sheep jumping the fence
Ha Ha ha *thunder and lightining*

good times...Elmo's a total faggot.

Oh, and Ernie and Bert did the Brokeback dance waaaay before Heath and Jake...

Paris Hilton and Cookie Monster have the same googly eye. And she gobbles cock like Cookie Monster gobbles cookies. RRRRMMMMBBB*crumbs*RRRRRMMMMBBBBB*crumbs*RRRRRRMMMMMBBB*crumbs*

Hey, you gotta luv Super Grover, come on, he was the best!!

You know what I find amazing? People have been killing people for centuries and yet the only time anyone raises a big stink over it is with O.J. EVEN NOW YEARS LATER!

If he killed them, guess what, whites have gotten away with murder for hundreds of years. If he didn't, SHUT THE F**K UP and LEAVE HIM THE F**K ALONE, LOSERS!

This message was paid for by the People Who Thinks O.J. Is Innocent and Who Give A Crap Organization...

"At that close range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers..."

"We'll last longer than we will against that Land-Cock, and we might just take a few of the with us..."

I am deeply in love with BarbadoSlim.
OJ & people who think white people deserve to be murdered because they've murdered in the past will have a Judgment Day soon.
2011 is the year to watch for, in the Fall.
Read "Time Has An End"

I don't think that's something any of us should be joking about. Someone got murdered and he's trying to make money off it. That's disgusting. Those poor people. It really makes me thin that he did it. He was, after all, covicted in a civil court!

**IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S WEIRD, BUT SUPERFICIAL, LIKE, SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT AND I HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE! AT LEAST I GOT THE SAME ID, THOUGH... BUT THIS TIME I MADE SURE THAT THE i WAS OBVIOUS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ LETTERS.

#183

i can afford a plane ticket, i just can't up and leave. it's not that simple.

irresponsible? even if a woman takes her BC pills perfectly, there is still a slight chance of her getting pregnant. just because there's a small possibility of pregnancy doesn't mean everyone should abstain from sex just because they don't want children. you would know nothing about this however cause you're probably so damn ugly no one wants to have sex with you.

and commies kick ass.

Yup, 183, every pregnancy ever is down to one parent's irresponsibility. Nothing to do with rape, incest, lack of knowledge about contraception thanks to poor sex education, or lack of responsibility on the part of the father rather than the mother. Thanks for sharing your wisdom!

MURDERER.

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Evidence.html

Being a Steeler fan it makes me proud knowing that we have finally surpassed the Ravens in the homicide category. Thanks Juice!

http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html