May 17 2006Nicole Kidman is engaged

First?

Strange how Kidman decides to make this announcement right after admitting she still has feelings for Cruise. I think the ONLY reason she made the statement about Cruise is because she misses seeing her children. It seems very obvious that Cruise is in total control of their lives and, if and when Kidman gets to see them. Kidman then HAD to admit she was engaged to hold on to Urban, who must be extremely befuddled as to why Kidman could have remained married to a homo for 10 years in the first place. Whew!

Her plastic surgery is also starting to look odd. Something with the eyes and definitely the cheeks. Ick.

TCLTC

First!!!

FIRST.....i dont care about nicole kidman as much as i like being FIRST

Another vertically challenged beau. She's really committed to spawning midgets no matter what.

For some reason I watched Batman and Robin, it was pretty f-ing lame.

FIRST!!

first? they make a nice looking couple

woohoo! First!!!

First?? All I have to say is KU is a fine piece of ass and has some great pipes. TC pales in comparison... hubba hubba

FIRST!

GOOD FOR THEM!

katie holmes is such as step down from nicole kidman. did you see 'to die for'? kidman was gorgeous in that.

not that tc would notice. cock-lovin dude that he is.

and thanks SF.. that fake mustache thing was fucking HILARIOUS.... yet sad because I can picture that midget actually saying that...

It must be nice to be with someone who doesn't throw up after having sex with you. Because TCLTC. (and that's NOT "Cunt")

In related news:
No one gives a fuck.

Firstt?????

He needs a haircut and a Fresca.

Good for her, she deserves to get her groove on too

I hope I make the top 5. TCLTC!

She may be getting married to him, but she told me she'd still be seeing me on the side.

The sad thing is, you really DON'T see her with the kids anymore, but boy there are PLENTY of pictures of Tom Cruise (TCLTC!!!!) and Katie Holmes playing "proud parents" on the sidelines of practically every game. From the notoriety of those two only though, not because they are supporting the kids--which is even sadder. I bet child psychologists make a killing on therapy for Hollywood kids.......

And I burned my retinas thinking of Nicole with a mustache and a cowboy hat--*shudders*--even though we all know Tom does love the cock!

whats wrong with her head?

why is she LOOKING at him like that?! nicole kidman freaks me out dude... i mean, i guess i have to ask myself how i would act having been married to a crazy, cock-loving dude like tc. maybe her freakishness is a natural chemical reaction.

how gay... a filter?
so not coming back to this site.

Good for her.

I'll be seeing you on the side, BigJim...

I guess I'm banned.. WTF?

Judy, from "Punch and Judy" or perhaps middle aged Jack Nicholson wearing wig - I'd prefer never again to see that immense forehead,cheek,chin, and nose combo in silhouette, not even Halloween or summer-stock theater season.

When asked what it was about Urban that first attracted her to him, Kidman responded "I got a glance into his purse - he uses the same eyeliner, lip gloss and hair product as me; talk about a perfect fit!"

Keith Urban is dreamy.

Congrats to Nicole. They seem like a nice enough couple. At least, not nearly insane as her lovely ex, Tommy Cruise.

Urban's an Aussie country singer, but, like hasn't Urban Cowboy been done ?
I understand many of his tunes are based on the early Australian Westerns, where the lone kangaroo wrangler hops into town, armed with a boomarang, in search of truth, justice and, mmm, some water...
Of course Nicole knows 'quirky'

Is it me or is Nicole getting more and more Meg Ryan? There both looking kinda scary nowadays.

Why is it she looks over 45 in all her photos?

I know she's not that old yet, but damn she's hitting the way too soon.

I guess Nicole was tired of being married to fags. Oh wait, nevermind....

Aww, glad she finally found someone who comes up higher on her than her cleavage. Maybe he even appreciates her cleavage, unlike Tom Cruise. Because TCLTC.

I bet Tom wishes he could ride a cowboy.

What's with her and short men? I mean, is she the only woman who actually prefers small penises?

She still looks like a rectal suppository.

Maybe her gaydar is broken....

ugh, very sick of her, very. she's starting to get that poofy stretched look that meg ryan has mastered. too many botox injections.
never saw meaner eyes behind such a beautiful visage.

why is this woman insisting on the blonde hair, it makes her look 50

I just can't seem to give a damn...wait, hold on...mmmmmm....nope.

Maybe this one won't be a closeted gay control freak who LTC.

She's got one evil-looking smile in that photo. I can only imagine the conversation.

Keith Urban: Oh Nic, honey, I just lurve you so much.

Nicole Kidman: I want to eat your face.

Keith Urban is hot AND he's a good singer. Go Nicole! No more crazy closeted homosexuals for you my dear.

She has nothing to compare his peenie with, she never saw TC's.

She does *so* have something to compare it to . . . the strap-on that Tom Cruise made her wear while they were married.

She'll probably find that Urban's isn't nearly so big or veiny.

Because . . . (I've been waiting for a good excuse to be able to throw this one in)

Tom Cruise loves the cock!

omg who gives a crap!!! its been so long since they split and i think tom cruise has dated about 5 people before he shacked up with this dumb git!!! nyways i just read the other day that nicole kidman still loves tom cruise? strange...i never liked her anyways,but now i think tom has lost the plot.i mean what the hell was all that on oprah??if that wasnt put on i dont know what is!!! actually come to think of it...has he won an oscar lately? cos if not that performance definately deserves one!!!
ah what would we do with our time if it werent to slag off the rich and famous (hehe)!!!

k, dudes w highlights - nasty! and gay.
he is gonna ditch her ones he is done w promoting his new cd - as we all know nicole is great for product endorsment.
he is just using her. also when you look at them as a couple - doesn't work - i just can't see them having hot steamy sex - don't see any hormons,no juices flowing...nutthin!

Good for her, the lady is all class. And doesn't she one up him by not being insane?

He's a bit too hot for going out with the ice queen...she really needs some color or something, she looks really witchy and old these days...

Nicole used to be so beautiful. She's really aged, hasn't she? She looks like his mother! How does she keep hooking up with these joyboys anyways? She needs to get that gaydar of hers fixed or something.

I like the word "joyboy", is it "insensitive" or "homophobic"? Damn, first it was the hyphens, now it's the quotation marks. Christ.

Didn't she just state in USA Today that she is still in love with Tom Cruise?

shes ugly. and way too pale and skinny. i agree # 13 shes looking old and stretched out these days.

lol @5

BigJim - add me to that list, too. I know Krisdylee is first being that she is deliciously cunty.

On the side, inside, outside, upside down?

OH yeah, waiting for the hubby to get home!! Nekkid with a beer in my hands. How bout dat for unwinding after a hard day's work?

I don't know why she's so darn mad...oh wait...I thought it said she was *enraged*.

Never mind.

finally. the truth is out.

I love this The Kidman, i'd bone her many, many times.

Its a sad day for my one nut.

Id get all up in Nicole's area, wreck it, and then sleep there like Homeless man in New Orleans 9th ward until the day I died.

Keith Urban will never have any musical success as great as this. He just hit the lottery.

Why whould Nicole and Keith be having sex? She likes the clam. The sham marriage with Tom Cruise was a double-sham.

In all seriousness, when I lived in Australia for a year, the locals kept telling me that both Tom and Nicole were gay and that the marriage was a fake.

Which would explain why they had to adopt. Aside from him having a raging case of the syph, that is.

Shes got a permanent scowl and trout lips. I actually prefer this look to the spaced out, goofy tongued smile of Katie Holmes.

62... um, dude you need to climb out of your hole in the basement... he'll never have any musical success as great as this?? dude has won 2 grammys, is about to get his 2nd entertainer of the year award next week (if there is a god)...

and yes, i'm a ku fan... monkeyville all the way ;)

Nicole Kidman is engaged? In what? A private conversation? Another sham? oh! She brought her finance (and I meant to spell it that way!)...."he's actually my fiance".....apparently she can't believe it either...so why should we?

She loves the gay boys, uuuhh huh

I'm new to this site, but I love it already. I always liked Nicole Kidman until I saw her in "Birth." Now she just gives me the creeps. Actually, I thought that she and TC made a perfect pair. They should have stayed together and spared poor Katie and Keith...

I'm more impressed by how psychedelic that photo is. It's like they're in 2 different shots being how the black and white motifs of Kidman's shoulder, sleeve, and the woman's back in the background all form a straight line!!!

67 - Not as much as she loves the lezzie girls. Old hat around Hollywood.

@40 not always true. Dated a guy who was 5.7 and had an 11 inch penis. His previous girlfriend had actually broke up with him because he was too big.

oh and by the way, yes he was too big for me too...I couldn't walk right for a week the first time, and after the third time, I moved to Alaska :)

Her forehead is too big. When I was little I used to hit tennis balls against a backboard that was smaller than her forehead. Might be best not to pull the old curls back so tight Nicole.

You heard it first: Nicole Kidman Loves the Clam.

NKLTC

And onto more pressing issues, like savaging her as she richly deserves: This girl went from being attractive and natural looking to now resembling the Borg Queen in the StarTrekNG movie [the one with Data having his sensors stimulated by said Queen of Borg]. Notice her head shape and that of the Borg Queen? [url=http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/borgqueen3.jpg]Nicole aka Borg Queen[/url]

I'm tellin' ya all, before long, Urban is going to be looking like poor old Data after the Queen licked his plastic like head.

What is with the famous and the whole canvas stretching ritual anyway?? I love [not really] the way they all deny it - take for example the woman I hate most bizarrely, Meg "Mr. Limpit Lips" Ryan. In the latest Allure Magazine issue with her on the cover, she tells the magazine how sorry we should all be for her, because the tabloids were so mean to her and why, she didn't get a fair shake and why does anyone believe those rags?? While later informing the writer that of course all those rumors published about her ex being a pussy hound skirt chaser, why all THOSE nasty things are TRUE about him! B.I.T.C.H. And her face is Jack Nicholson as the Joker and no amount of expertly applied makeup and hair cuts are going to remedy THAT. Now here comes Kidman and her own canvas stretching - and the overly bleached blonde hair - from a ginger to a fake blonde. All she's missing are the big fake boobs. WTF. She's hideous. She's Borg-hideous. That whole bit about TC eating the placenta? That was a mistake - the only one who wanted to snarf down the placenta of baby Thetan was NK, who was hoping it'd keep her restretched canvas looking all moist, mottle free and youthful. BLECH.

Oy vey! Bless her heart. She's smiling widely and her eyes are not moving at all. Nicole, botox is not necessary when you are an actual, honest-to-god actress, and in fact, if you don't cut it out, you will be relegated to "Desperate Housewives" where you will be forced to engage in dueling non-expressions with Nicolette Sheridan.

No one wants to see that happen. You were hot once. You can be again. Eat something and no more needles to the face!

In other news, Tom Cruise is taking anti-depressants because Keith Urban is prettier than him

@71 hahaha true
Nicole & Keith seem good together b/c they don't try to overpower each other...you don't see keith dragging her around by the hand or forcing her to smile

hey, Boom Batty Nic was in Batman Forever- if thats what you were getting at, which is ok cause that when Val Kilmer was hot.....so anyway she gonna marry a allegedly reformed womanizer/ex coke addict. Cause wow! that worked out so well for Denise Richards.

I do not know who am this boy but it seems much more charming than TOM!!!