May 10 2006Natalie Portman on Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium set

first?

First ya smurf loving biyatches.

First!

She could be Peter Pan with that hair and shirt! How precious!

Id hit it FIRST!!! with my big Lightsaber...the force is strong in this one

haha all you people got owned

Dammit- see what happens when I actually write something other that "first".

Huzzah! A good day.

This chick couldn't be any less feminine if she tried. So is this what guys supposedly like in bed- short hair, no curves, and possibly another penis?

Good actress- but in the looks department I think she forget to line up to get her second X chromosome.

in the 2nd picture the guy seems to be surpirsed by the strange tingling sensation

or maybe she just told him something nasty and made him cry

She looks like a butch version of Tom Cruise.

For those of you who don't know Mr. Cruise he's the star of the International *smash* hit MI3
and cock lover extraordinaire.

"P" for "Penis."

Does anyone not want to see her naked in "The Return of the Professional"?

That would be a great movie.

its not as good as watching Hitler dance http://warnet.ws/humor/4858

Natalie Portman just doesn't match up to me for being able to pull off the skinny look.

Androgynous-looking actress walks across parking lot: dozens react.

... or "P" for "Pre-pubescent Boy."

Or "V" for "(where's my) Vagina?"

Seeing that pic bring me right back to high school. Smokin bones in the parking lot, cutting class.
And seeing females grow tits right before your eyes.

Except in her case her boobs are disappearing in front of our eyes. She looked hotter when she did The Professional, and she was a child.

I know, it's sick....but true.

I think she is daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot!

I would hit it.

i think she looks good

That's the great thing about Natalie Portman., whatever you're into: men, women, little boys, little girls, we can all agree on one thing:
"That's hot. I'd hit it."

I wonder where they're filming. I'd like to go see Jason Bateman.

Keira Knightley is much prettier.

Wow she's rockin the side part. That's bad.

I bet she can fit into most overhead storage bins.Fun!

natalie portman's my favorite. you guys seen her gangsta video from snl? http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

I really can't talk shit about her. She seemed really funny on SNL and at least she's smart and graduated from college. That's a lot more than anyone can say for many actresses now. She's a little more liberal than I like, but I like her.

I think Fred Savage is great.

#23.

Are you fucking serious? Keira Knightley is a fucking snarled tooth smelly bag-o-bones. Anytime I see her on tv, or on here, I just have the overwhelming feeling that she has a smelly cooter. I wouldn't fuck her with landman's cock, or if I even HAD a cock.

what's a landman's cock? (i don't want to ask anyone at work– i work at capital one...)

#26 -- that was the funniest fucking clip I have ever fucking seen. SMPL (Shitting My Pants Laughing).

I declare Natalie Portman my new personal hero. Plus, she speaks like 12 languages and her eyebrows are to DIE for.

It's good to see Will Wheaton getting work after Star Trek....

Look there he is, I found Waldo, they really should make this harder...............

For me she was speaking a 13th language: gobble, gobble, gobble.

she's looking like a younger prettier ashley judd. natalie's one of the few celebs i can stomach, which is odd because as a rule i generally hate all vegetarians

We actually shared a religious moment together. She kept screaming "Oh God, don't stop. Jesus Christ, that's the spot!"

For those of you who don't get it, I was fucking her.

#30
Yeah, don't ask anyone at work, because then they'll think you're both a perv and an idiot. Land-Man is this guy with the mentality of a junior high boy who posts on here, and EVERY SINGLE of his posts has to do with how big his dick is. And he changes his mind all the time about how long it is--one day it will be 11", then 14", then 17", and so on and so forth. Just wait. You'll see.

A "Landman's Cock" is one that is permanently flaccid, dead

#37 is lying, there's no such person

I like the hair cut, I think she looks good. I wish I could get away with having short hair.

#39
Huh?

I'd hit it, but probably wouldn't even count it. Unless it was some freaky scat fucking. Then I'd sell the DVD to mamacita.

This kid's a great actor he played the part of Obi Wan Kenobi on the Star Wars prequels. The movies sucked but his performance was notable nonetheless.

#28, lmao with your comment. She was attractive in that movie where she lives in Wal-Mart. Ashley Judd was in it too. She has potential.

weird thing about cocks: this guy in college used to try and sleep with EVERYbody. it wasn't long (a few months?) before he was successful and we got reports from various girls about how unusually small he was. (apparently not even 4 inches.) why would someone with a small willy be constantly sharing it with the world?

usually the people who talk about it most (size, ability, desire) are the ones most lacking.

Unlike BigJim. I believe it when he says that he's 7"(?), when he could have lied and said it was like 9", since all the girls were drooling over the picture of him in a towel, and would have been more likely to believe an exaggeration.

Yeah, she's really a little boy.

That was poetic lambananas. I can almost smell the smoke from your overworked brain.

She's just really little...and has short hair and looks like a 12 year old boy. Oh well, what can you do?!

I'm tired of being what you want me to be,
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface....

21 Sodomize_the_girls

Good Point! I slept with this 4'11" skinny little Mexican chick onetime, got rid of a lot of twisted fantasies. Not to be to graphic, but I could pick her up with one hand and she wore a cheerleader outfit. Portman makes me feel the same way. Mwaaahaahaaha. Only I'd make her dress like a Palestinian suicide bomber, because THAT friends, is wrong on many, many levels. Now if you don't mind, I am going to go sexually assault my tv while Episode II runs.

#29 Yeah, I was totally kidding.

She's slightly hotter here than when she shaved her head and was even skinnier.
Kinda reminded me of someone helped by the Make a Wish Foundation.

#52...

Oh THANK GOD!!! =)

Even I would feel like a pedophile boning that. And I'm a seventeen year old girl

Although, make a wish foundation kids need love too 53

Her Rainbow Brite shirt really doesn't help matters. She should get naked or something.

That's the advantage of boning Portman puss puss.....feel like a peodophile but technically still be legal.

You could probably take her to Macca's on a date give her a Mc Nugget and she'd say she was full and couldn't eat another thing.

I remember the white lycra outfit from S/W. She was strutting around holding a blaster looking for trouble....he he while watching it I was walking around holding my blaster looking for trouble too.

Natalie Portman looks so cute and innocent in that picture... nothing like the Portman Gangsta Rap on SNL...

I dunno what it is about n portman but, I love you Natalie!

This chick does it for me bigtime, always has, I think she's smokin hot. She's about my age so there was never a weird pedophile thing with her. Although for some strange reason she just keeps looking younger every year, maybe it's the short hair... Anyway she's hot.

Errrika...

you are another child who is obsessed with me!

I love obsessions with me...

I can't believe another one is added to the group.

Okay, here are the rules to be in the club of people obsessed with me:

RULES FOR...

CLUB OF OBSESSORS OVER IAMBANANAS (C.O.O.B.)

1. Hang onto every word I think and express.

2. Wait for me to post my next comment.

3. Try to insult to get my attention and fulfill your pathetic life.

4. Obsess over me... a lot

5. Study what I type extensively.

and finally...

6. Comment about... well... (that's right, you guessed it)... *********ME***********!!!

(Looks like you've fulfilled ALL rquirements! You re officially obsessesd with me, like many others)

PROVE YOUR OBSSION FURTHER AND E-MAIL ME!

(I've set up an e-mail account JUST especially for you obsessors...)

Whipper_Willow@yahoo.com

Natalie needs to marry me ASAP!

Uhmm, MeganHarris? Why are you trying to write poetry or something here?

Bananas: If you are going to babble incessantly, could you at least babble succinctly?

@62 - Linkin Park lyrics, not sure if that classifies as poetry, but at least Megan can correctly steal lines from a song.

17: "She looked hotter when she did The Professional, and she was a child."

That's very true.

Intelligent, well educated, not much of an actress, but who the fuck cares, ...

She is SMOKIN' hot, with a tight, hard, silicone-free body that absolutely screams "spin me!"

You're right Bananas, I AM obsessed with you. I work for the ARC, and we're looking to recruit someone to put the dodgeballs away after the rest of the retards are done pummeling each other half to death. It doesn't pay much, just "You're a good boy", and "You're important" comments along with pats on the back. I think you'd be perfect.

Dammit! I want some!

Anyone who thinks Natalie Portman is hot based solely on her looks must have a severe Amidala obsession.

Ok, #69, that was a bad lie. She looks really good on those pictures. I mean especially the big one, and the ones to the left.

I know. Believe me, I have a penis.

#62: Ah, ok, I'm not really a big fan of Linkin Park, so I had no idea. But it looks like she's following Lame Bananas's dumb example of posting song lyrics.

#62: Ah, ok, I'm not really a big fan of Linkin Park, so I had no idea. But it looks like she's following Lame Bananas's dumb example of posting song lyrics.

#62: Ah, ok, I'm not really a big fan of Linkin Park, so I had no idea. But it looks like she's following Lame Bananas's dumb example of posting song lyrics.

Shit, so sorry for the triple post. My computer was acting up.

Please send me porn....i'm desperate and trapped at work surrounded by spreadhseets and work related emails.

Send porn to ringo5150@hotmail.com

not prettier than Natalie Portman