May 15 2006Meg Ryan is a crazy cat lady

first?

ah...she's taken to going thru peoples empty cars in parking lots...things must be going well...

sloppy 2nd?

No sense of fashion.She used to be sooo pretty.Too bad.

Oh dear.....

She looks like she's wearing a curtain, either window or shower, I can't decide which.

And those shoes...

Oh, honey, what's happened to you? Remember how you used to be cute and spunky, and always had really cute hair? Then your lips started to resemble my goldfish's, and the spunk and spark left you, and your hair lies limp and lifeless. Is this REALLY how you want to end up?
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P.S.
You smell like cat urine.

It's good to see somebody other than Scarlett O'Hara making a dress out of curtains. "Not wif Miz Ellen's poor-teers, you ain't! Not while I got breff in my body!"

God, I love that movie. And recycling curtains. "I said I was gwine witcha to Atlanta, and gwine I is!" Mammy rules.

The bag lady look is SO IN!

Celebrities have no business going out in public looking like crap. I won't leave the house looking like that, and no one will be taking MY picture. They have an obligation to look decent at all times. It's in the contract.

I like her sack dress.

My nana wears sexier shoes.

#7

"You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ashley be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider."

Her rat nest hair is impressive also.

Why did we ever get rid of mammies?

#12
"Where you goin wit out yo' shawl and the night arr fixin to set in? An huccumb you didn ax dem gemp-mums to stay for suppa? You ain got no mo manners than a feel han!!!"

Superficial.... you stupid lazy fuck. Why are you always stealing shit from other people's sites?

This was already on perezhilton.com

Shit they even have one of Brit with rollers in her hair!

P.S. She stole those shoes from a Mayflower pilgrim.

You've got Pale.

She recently gave interviews in which she tried to blame Dennis Quaid for their divorce.....This cow really believes that her carreer has taken a dive because people are upset over some divorce she had like 7 years ago. Hey! MEG!!! It isn't the divorce! It's because you were only good at playing cutsey and you can't do that anymore! She is starting to look like the next Bridget Bardot, somebody formerly hot but who became a wrechet wreck of a woman.

WOW...... how do you even get your hair to look like that??? That is unbrushed, unwashed, MADNESS

So is she going to try out for the sequel to Nell or something?

And my, what snappy orthopedic shoes she has one!

Sleepless in the Dumpster

#15

It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'... It ain't fittin'

#15, #12 -- "Besides, Ashley told me he likes to see a girl with a healthy appetite... "

"Well, what gem'mum folks thinks and what they sez is two diffr'nt things. Besides, I ain't noticed mizta Ashley axin fo' to marry ya."

and, another favorite:

"You'd be a sight mo' humilated if mizta Kennedy's lice gets on ya!"

And, of course: ""Taint fittin', just 'taint fittin."

There, I'm done.

#21

Maybe she's pull up her dress, spin around in circles, revealing her granny panties and perky nipples.

Her outfit is from the Mogatu collection.

#19 LOL!!!!

Mugatu's Derelict line of clothes does look pretty awesome on Meg.

Those must be her cobblin' shoes.

Never been a fan of the "bedhead" look. Or the "I-was-gang-banged-by-six-Porteguese-sailors-and-three-finished-in-my-hair" look.

I hate this bitch.

I saw that stupid "When Harry Gave Sally a Fake Orgasm" movie and have never trusted women since. It's like I have to give them a fucking lie detecter test after we screw so I can know for sure if that was the real deal or if she'd been taking orgasm acting lessons.

At least you bitches have proof when I come. That's why I like to spunk in your face.

Addicted to scuzz...

well, we'll have to agree to disagree. MY hair looks JUST LIKE that and i like it!!! I get so many compliments too.

(ok, yes, I am a 58 yr old cat lady)

#28

"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."

I hereby dub this day, Movie Quote Day.

I think she is mistakenly trying to channel the MAry-Kate look...

BigJim,
I'm sorry that your wife fakes.

She's got her new Chinese kid, Daisy, making her clothing now. Should've adpoted one from Guatemala.
Thank god she's almost got enough hair to cover her face, don't trim it - keep it growin'.
She looks crusty. And like her face is pressed against a window.

BigJim,

I think there's a reason your wife fakes.

Meg is like the crazy cat lady....but without the cats.

Joe Versus the Bag Lady

She can't help it if cats flock to her, I mean she IS part fish...just look at her lips.

Like a moth to a flame, baby, like a moth to a flame...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000303.html

Last time I saw lips like that, they had a hook in 'em.

If human beings from developed countries could be ordered out of yuppie catalogues, Meg Ryan would be perfect.

Something about her always screamed, "Perfect for winter nights by the fire sitting in an oversized sweater, sipping moderately priced wine and discussing the 'ups-and-downs' of past relationships - followed by ten minutes of perfectly executed and non-threatening missionary sex. Quaint neuroses are endearing not off-putting, and safe in front of children. Comes in blonde, bubbly-blonde and off-blonde. $299.95

Warning: Meg Ryan may cause rapid decline into midlife crisis and could increase chance of alcoholism or chronic uncontrolable masturbation, as well as aggravate suicidal ideation.

If I had cheated on my husband with a stubby angry little Australian, and then HE left me to have babies with someone else I'd probably look like that too. For like a day.

#43 - I love you. No one could have said it better.

Maybe she should check out Dennis's new wifey and take a peek in the mirror. It was his fault? Yeah, riiiight.

Living well is the best revenge. I think I know who is winning between Dennis and Meg.

Gerrald:

I just read your post "I work with a bunch of animals!"

Fucking AWESOME. Too funny!

Oh MAN! Isn't that sad? I can't even think of anything nasty to say, as my brain is just too overwhelmed with pity. Just...damn.

Besides, Dr Rokter and Gerald have already said it all.

She's in character for her new starring role as "Lunchlady", based on the Adam Sandler song. In it, she portrays a former East German matron who comes to America to dish out mac and cheese to spunky, obnoxious kids. Hilarity ensues.

I walked past a diner the other day, and a homeless chick asked me for a dollar. I said, "Aren't you Meg Ryan? What's up with the homeless dress and the crazy hair?" She just mumbled something nasty about Billy Crystal and Tom Hanks, then asked me for the dollar agian. So I kicked her in the pussy.

Ten grand a month to make her mouth look like a duck's doesn't leave much cash left for combs and shoes.

Oh, I stand corrected: PapaHotNuts is in the motherfucking building.

Now everything's been said.

Looks like that guy is hustling away so he doesn't get caught in the picture.

Can we please institute an "Ugly Tax" celebrities? Ugly sack dress? Your taxible income is now at 40 percent, Ms. Ryan. Ugly shoes, 55 percent. And that HAIR?
--debtors prison. 20 years. I mean, really, with all that publicity and money, who the HELL do these people think they are set such low standards?

#53: Yeah, what's with that fat faggot in Old Navy Boycut Jeans? Nice Bomber Jacket, BTW.

I bought one of those mops from Home Depot once and didn't like the job it did. I'm glad to see someone else bought it again and had a better use for it, she could have at least changed the color before putting it on...............

She braids her cunt hairs.

One time I bet the crazy cat lady in my neighborhood a box of Fresh Step that she couldn't throw one of the strays in the alley over my apartment building. Let's just say I'm now short $8.99.

I think she looks kinda sexy in the first pic...her body looks nice at least. All I'm saying is that look looks better on her than the skeletal Olsen twins.

So, WOW! She looks bad, you guys! Her and Dennis Quaid really made a cute couple.

The bad part is that I've actually seen worse pictures of her.

**IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S WEIRD, BUT SUPERFICIAL, LIKE, SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT AND I HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE! AT LEAST I GOT THE SAME ID, THOUGH... BUT THIS TIME I MADE SURE THAT THE i WAS OBVIOUS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ LETTERS.

If she ahd a decent hair cut, she wouldn't look so bad.

Remember everyone! Don't feed the animals.

CAN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS? IT MAKES MY COMMENTS STAND OUT MORE, I THINK.

WELL, HERE ARE SOME MORE COMMENTS ABOUT MEG FROM ME...

SHE'S OKAY... I MEAN, SHE ISN'T LIKE THE BEST SHES BEEN, BUT IT'S THAT HAIR! OTHER THATN THAT, SHE'S FINE.

Remember you've got mail? THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE, THE ENDING WAS CUTE.

SPEAKING... WHO'S GOING TO SEE THE DIVINCI CODE? I READ THE BOOK, KIND OF BORING, BUT WITH TOM HANKS AND WHATS-HIS NAME... OHH... THE DIRECTOR... IT'LL BE GOOD. YOU KNOW, OPIE... WHAT'S HIS NAME!!!

Lindsey Lohan in 2 years

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Was that crappy "In The Cut" when she jumped the shark or was she already over it by then? I think the massive plastic surgery was the start of her downward spiral.

No one respond to it.

Thank you, pinky_nip, for adhering to our deal. You ALL would be wise to keep our promise.

Papa, amen to that.
P.S. You're #69! Hehehe...

If He Who Must Not Be Named gets no response, it may go away.

Damn she was so hot in When Harry Met Sally, wtf happened to her?

Sad times.

Hmm, well it is 3pm in some parts of the country. And most schools let out at 3pm. I guess that explains it.

@47 - Thanks, I'm quite intrigued by your site as well, lol.

Something tells me that guy is running from her because she smells like piss.

#45 Jacq: I love you too.

Meg Ryan has very muscular legs. she uses them to catch her prey. Which would appear to be the gentleman in the second picture whose only protection from predators are his poly-blend jeans.

She reminds me of the lady in the Simpsons who runs around and throws cats at people...........

@75 - it's my second job... ; )

This is weird but I actually think she looks good. Maybe that's a sign it's finally time for me to stop sniffing glue.

@80 - That reminds me, looks like I picked a bad week to stop taking amphetamines.

I wonder what she would do if you asked for her autograph? I think it would involve contracting rabies...

Obviously, Dennis left his shoes when he took off.

Holy shit, those shoes are hideous on her! In the first pic her face resembles Kim Basinger's.

My hair looks like that (only red) sometimes in the morning, after an all-night sex-fest. Difference is, I get up, shampoo the cum out of my hair and rejoin the human race.

Fucking hell, I dressed better than that when I went to the hospital to have a baby.

Soon we'll be reading an article in Star MAgazine that will say something like this.

New Celebrity Disease seen spreading. Botox Dementia more commonly known as "The Hollywood mumbles" has been making it's way up and down the celebrity food chain, first noticed in Janice Dickenson and Soon after in Meg Ryan it was thought to be isolated until tests run on the Olsen Twins and Natalie Portman revealed that it is spread by sharing the same agent. The syptoms can be a frozen expression followed by an incredible ego inflation and by complaints that there are no jobs for people of their age with a complete lack of understanding that said lack of jobs are due to new freaklike appearence. When this happens celebrity is nearing the end stages which can include homelessness, bizarre crazed fasion sense, lack of personal hygene and lastly a dissapearence from all magazines minus the National Enquierer.

@72-

I got it banned, but now its back. Dammit. I guess I will just have to try harder. Can I get it banned for writing in all caps? I think I might give it a try....

#86 - I've sent an e-mail asking for re-banning. I don't do it often, but I'm praying now, too.

Notice the trenchcoat? I think she finally lost it, and went out flashing people. "I still have the body of a 20-year-old, don't I?".....Fortunately for her someone had the heart to get a blanket from her car to cover her up.

She looks like I smell.

@87 and everyone else-

Please, if you are as sick and tired of "He Who Cannot Be Named", please, for the love of God, send an email to the admins of this site for lifetime bannination. Maybe if they get enough mail, they will make it permanent. I am praying as well, Jacq.

Hey Stallion,
See #6

We're thinking the same thing.

Why do you twat's get so excited about "FIRST POST"?! Fuck you. Go eat a cake or something.

Being angry at "firsts" is SOOOO last week.

#72, 87, 90

Okay, I've sent an email to the admin as well.

#90
Tee hee--Bannination
I less than three U.
BALEETED!

I'd have dumpster sex with her any night of the week. I bet her Joker lips suck a mean hog. I also loved her in "Sleepless in Seattle 4".

... er I mean "Kate and Leopold".

@91 my bad, didn't see the link, nicely done....

Yea, we can ban "HeWhoCannotbeNamed" but they'll just come back as a reincarnation of something else we'll hate.

Mayhap they can ban by MAC address - much more effective - until it gets a new NIC card.

Mom, is that you?

I dont smell, loser.

What a tragedy. Back in the good old days, I would have disappointed her very quickly.

I love the cat lady. You can always touch her pussy.

I'd hit it--

with a broom, and say GET OFF MY DOORSTEP YOU FUCKING CRAZY CAT LADY AND STAY AWAY YOU'RE SCARING OFF THE CUSTOMERS AND NEXT TIME YOU'RE PERIOD LEAKS INTO THE COOKIE BATTER I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!

#29 Perfect. Makes harnesses too, and barrel staves. Meanwhile, it appears her peristalsis isn't what it was. Photo of face shows, for example, the foie gras from last week remains lodged in her lower intestine.

Oh my GOD! I bet Russell Crowe is pissing himself laughing that he got out of that one in the nick of time!!!!

She looks like a goofy 14 year old in the second pic. Odd looking "dress" but I think she looks good in the other pics. Really.

wow! isn't she a tad young to be going for the orthopaedic shoe look? ....oh, I know! Meg...you trend setter you!!!!!!

The orthopaedic shoes are due to an old Russell Crowe injury.

Even though the shoes are hideous they're Prada shoes.With a velcro!!How classy!!!

HIDEOUS! Fuck, what's with those 90's Prada loafers? Sure sign she is filing for bankruptcy and will be going to jail for tax evasion.