First, yah biyathes.
That's Mary Kate and my favorite ho, Lindzer.

TCLTC

TCLTC

My god that's a scarey pic of hohan!
The olsen was no doubt scared that Lindsay would trample her with her big horse feet.

Yeah... she looks pretty beat up. I'd be scared, too.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Hummm....I thought MK was just afraid of food.

Um... where is her lipstick? She looks like a corpse. A freckle-y corpse with dead, bloodless lips.

She looks like she should be living under a bridge somewhere and eating small children.

I'm afraid of a sequel to Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Someone just told her that her purse is missing. And the eightball with it.

19 going on 40.

She's burning the candle fast. Get your cocks in before she dries up.

bad color choice lindsay...BAD

Look at her forehead--Hollywood living is taking its toll. She looks 30, and she's, what? 19 now. Ten to one says she's going to be in an alley in Encino a decade from now with a needle in her arm.

I'd hit it.

with a cross and a wooden stake.

Not necessarily true. She could land up like Donna Rice. From banging a married Presidential candidate to cleaning up her act and trying to do good.

But damn, in her prime Donna Rice was hotzzzzzz.

Is it just me or Hohan keeps getting uglier and uglier...

I think its not the picture since she looks ugly in every single picture...

Did she trade teeth with Pete Doherty?

ok first off, what is the deal with the black nail polish? I don't get it. Secondly, she looks like someone just told her that Nick Lachey wanted to hook up. Nice.

I JUST JERKED OFF ON LINDSEY LOHANS LIBTARD BREASTS, THEN MY EJACULATE SLOWLY OOZED ONTO HER LIBTURD SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 16 nah I think its just the smoking and the pot and the coke...

She's got LOTS of natural freckles all over her face. There's nothing wrong with that. BUT: when you wear the _wrong_ foundation, it cakes on and ages you, as evidenced by the crevices in her Rand-McNalley-map face. I agree with #11 too--the faded rose dress color is a BAD choice.

Wow, the Joker looks weird without makeup....."This town needs an Enema"

Eek, her pasty skin covered with freckles is scaring me. Fake Bake, please, Lindz!

the hell does TCLTC mean?

she's tacky as shit, but one things fo sho: those titties are totally real, kids

T om
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TCLTC= I JUST JERKED OFF IN A LIBTARDS EAR.

but is her hairline receding?

omg check out damian bottom right corner--run for your lives!!!!!!!!

**oops--bottom left**

kids are so creepy. i prefer dogs

That freaky kid is the emissary of Mary Kate. He was sent to kill Lindsay with top secret lasers that he shoots out of his eyes.

Look everyone looses a little hair after doing meth, crank, coke, weed and cock.

On the whole, Lindzer is looking good. Look at that bounce.

Mary-Kate was probably afraid of Lindsay's herpe infected aura. I hear if you stand within 3 feet of it, you are doomed to the herp forever. Or maybe Mary-Kate was afraid of Lindsay because Lindsay is a psycho boyfriend stealing whore. Maybe that's plausible.

I know when I walk down the red carpet people run in terror. Not because I am a psycho boyfriend stealing herpe infected whore, but because I have a severe lazy eye which I cover with a patch...and I drool. I also have a wooden leg, but that's probably irrelevant.

who the hell chooses her clothes??? a homeless person???

I have this feeling that Lindsay Lohan is going to be this millenium's Joan Crawford...

...one day she will go insane and wonder why no one wants her from TV or movies, and end up marrying some rich dude, only to find that none of the money is hers.... (i.e. Pepsi)...

Then she will have 2 children in the mean time and screw them over at her death...

She has a bad case of the mammary glands.

I have to also agree with #33....

She does a lot of boyfriend stealing...

...I bet Lindsay is just your good old bitch.

...Maybe they ought to put her on a movie episode of DYNASTY and let her go at it with either Joan Collins in Linda Evans in a lilly pad pond...

... or mud...

Could she look any dumber? "Hey whore, sign this!" Like.... ok...

For some reason, I am captivated by her boobs. MK is the one that I would be scared of - that black eye make-up, the fact that she can hide in your purse, freaky shit.

#21 - The enema will give them a sense of accomplishment.

#36 - Bad case? When did you start hating those? Hey - can I have GF's leftovers next week? I need help. Just asking.

I bet that's the same look she gets when she sees a strong, erect penis with a huge line of blow on it.

@ #5 and #12:
I have to agree with both of you - she's lookin worn out and nasty! This is what happens when you keep vampire hours, screw a new guy every night and snort blow like a freakin Hoover. Now she wants Parasite's sloppy seconds - ewww! She's a walking genital wart.

Why, Lindsey, why? You used to be smokin and now look at you. She looks kinda like Tatum O'Neal. That broad lived fast and became a Hollywood cliche. I can't wait to read Lindsey's autobiography in 20 years (if she doesn't OD).

I agree with #41's comment. My neighbor's daughter went into rehab at 19 and looked like a piece of crap. She was a pretty girl but her lifestyle sucked the beauty out of her. This bitch needs an intervention.

She's no longer hot. At all. She peaked at age 16. She's supposed to be a glamourous movie star? Jesus fucking christ, looks like Skeletor's ugly sister at the prom. If they ever do a live-action remake of the Corpse Bride . . . and so on. Career? Over. Prospects? None. On a scale of one to ten? Two, for the memories of her rack.

I used to like her back in mean girls.

I would be scared, too. It is not every day you get your man taken away from you from another crack whore. Crack on, sista.

Trashy is the new classy. Welcome to Hollywood, bitches.

@42 - I dig on Tatum.

As for the Lindzer, I would wax that ass like a Mexican waxes a low rider at a car wash. For hours and hours. Especially since she's closer to my age apparently. Who knew she was in her mid thirties.

That pic is best summed up by a quote from balladeer extraordinaire Rob Zombie: "Living Dead Girl."

I have a hard time associating this freaky skinny klutzy clown with the big-boobed redhead she used to be.

@28
omg too funny
oh yeah FIRST b!tches and never forget TCLTC

She looks ridiculous there. There are a bunch more pictures of her that can be found here:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/04/mary-kate-olsen-thinks-lindsay-lohan-is-creepy/

Overall though, they're just coke buddies. Its like a contest between the two.

Not to be overly bitchy but....that dress looks like she was in her great grandmothers attic and dug it out of a trunk.

I have noticed a lot of girls her age looking haggard lately, regular girls, not actresses. Like everyone is aging faster now.

@26 Did he like it?

Here is the SKANKS myspace page...and its her real one....fuckin hoe...read her headline...

copy and paste it...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=59780377

#54 is life thats giving girls our age the "haggard" look...shit aint as easy as it was 20 years ago..we got coke to do...and parties and shit to go to...and many greek men to fuck...haha no im playing...not me i dont like greek men...

Lindsay Loves older men, She may be a whore, and all the girls are jealous of her, I would still eat corn out of her buttcrack

"MK thinks she's creepy." When one of the Olson freaks thinks you are creepy, you know you have problems. Lohan is looking rough. Immediately reminded me of "the faces of Meth" site:
http://www.facesofmeth.us/main.htm

Why on earth would her makeup artist draw hugemongus black eyebrows on her? This is not a good look for her.

#21 funny

Haha, I just read about how she spent 500,000 dollars on a hotel she didn't even stay in.

Check that out here: http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/05/lindsay-lohan-pisses-on-her-accountants-and-money/

What an idiot.

WTF ? I just read through all of the comments, I have come to teh conclusion that you all must be gay. They put up one bad picture of Lindsay and that is what you think she looks like all the time, She is so damn sexy ! even though she is anorexic.

And what is wrong with you anti freckle creeps ? I think its sexy !

Mr Secure Whitey Cracker is starting to scare me with all of his uppercase letters and obsession with masturbating in salads. I'm picturing a guy with Lindsay's insane facial expression sitting in a dark room with salad all around him, and the only words he can say are "LIPTURD" "SALAD" and "MASTURBATE" over and over and over and over...

#62 Not sure how that makes us gay.

# 18 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U

LL:Oh that's so sweet. I'm sure your friends back at Buckner Middle School are proud of you. Wanna see my ass, I got no panties on?
Crowd: {Vomits}

Lindsay's teeth are really yellow. However, for free I would volunteer to provide her with a splash of whitening agent*.

*Also doubles as hair gel and magazine page adhesive.

#35 at the (very) least Joan Crawford could act!!! Christina was a whiner, you don't see any of her other kids complaining. Joan was a saint next to this nasty, corpse like slot. Ew.

She's soo UGly in this pic! Yay!

Who the fuck wears black nail polish? Unless you are into goth or perhaps an emo chick OR you have some sort of dreaded disease - Lindsay stop picking at your cootchie.

She is a scary looking hag poor MK she has every right to be scared.

Lindsay is not scary, Mary Kate is the weirdo

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=0C9515D7-7048-43FC-A79EBAE0A15D196D115906187

How is this bitch famous? She's fugly and untalented. Her voice always sounds like cum has stopped up her throat. I guess I should give her mouth a rest.

68, "magazine page adhesive" very funny LOL

I'd rather let Mr_Crazy_White_Jackoff_American give me some special salad dressing than look at that mug anymore.

I just jerked off in Krisdylee's salad........

#62, Chuck

ONE bad pic of Lindsey?!?!? Hell, I'd change my mind about her if I saw one GOOD pic of her....ever.

Stallion:

Keep your slimey hands off krisdylee or I'll do a Clubber Lang on your ass. She's mine.

Hey, Chuck,
Can you tell me why you have my myspace blog page as a link on this forum? Just a little curious as to what it's doing here.

Nice teets!!!

I don't know, is that not the right thing to do Ms Bennet ? you can't see the photos ?

#78 - You get one guess why his hands are slimey. It has to do with me...

Why is everyone jacking off into lettuce lately? Makes me want a salad with ranch. Or is it bleu cheese? Sorry that was gross. Spank me with a big wooden salad spoon.

#82 I got the spoon girl, but I'm staying out of San Mexico today cause it's to crazy on the 5th there........

#78 sorry Big Jim and hey by the way nice tits.......

Hey Chuck, I don't see photos, just my blog page. Weird. What photos are supposed to be there? Is anyone else having this problem?

Hey Chuck if you think thats sexy. You got to be a big ugly fat fatty. Come on tell us the truth..your obese with huge white zits all over your face and grimy yellow teeth when you smile..

Dont be shy as Megan Harris would say..were all "friends" here at Superficial.

Ms. Lohan looks like the second coming of Sissy Spacek in 'Carrie' in this picture.

I cant stand both of them

@30: I agree. Nasty little things, I never understood the desire to reproduce.

I would be scared of L Ho also, she looks like she'd shank you for some meth if you were a chick, or blow you if you were a guy. Whatever, either you get cut, or you get the super herpes. Not a win-win situation. But I'm kinda surprised that these two aren't BFF's, they share all the same interests: Anorexia/bulimia, former ugly child stars w/overbearing parents, dating men old enough to be their fathers, doing blow, meth, etc., both hitting the wall in their late teens, dressing like homeless people, the list goes on and on! Maybe they can bond in the bathroom of a club over some blow.

Fisher55: Those tits are FAKE. Look up some pics @ awfulplasticsurgery.com, real boobs do NOT sit directly under your chin, and you don't go from an A-cup to a C-cup in a week, especially when you're losing weight. Just doesn't happen. Trust me, I have real 36Ds and have had them since I was 11, I should know.

@63: Freckles are nasty. She looks like she has massive liver spots all over her. Gross! Ok, I swear I'm done now.

Oh sweet mary she looks death itself. If this cumrag gets to her thirties (big IF)she'll give Teri Hatchet a run for her money for queen of the macabre.

That's weird Ms. Bennett I tried viewing the myspace with another myspace profile and got a totally different webpage. I'll give the direct links

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8017/lindsaystocking7cp.jpg

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/863/lindanglo2lb.jpg

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/1028/lindloanglo9rr.jpg

The last 2 photos is what she was wearing at the same event that Mary-Kate was at, when she was frightened of Lindsay.

Everyone missed the little perv munchkin in the left side of the pic. The little pube-less wonderboy totally looks like he's wanking off over the mere sight of Lindsey. He should say that he's Mary Kate's boyfriend and he'd get laid for certain.

Boy you said it #94, that little shit has the smell of panty sniffer all over him, little pervo.

I didn't know there was a casting call for the role of Miss Havisham. But seriously, the Cryptkeeper wants his look back.

Does anyone out theresuppose that this bimbo has even a single story that doesn't start out: "So, like anyway, I was coked outta my mind an' these three rilly supercute guys were making me airtight......"

She might be considered pretty if she stopped making such axe murderer-like faces in every photograph.

Oh, and maybe covered the boobs up once in a while.

How'd she manage to steal Helena Bonham Carter's bridesmaid dress from Fight Club? More to the point, why?

Love the expression, too. Looks like someone just brought up the time she got caught blowing a dog

Hey, maybe it's a publicity shot for a stage version of "The Corpse bride" and Jack White could be the Johnny Depps character....

me in fact the olson twins frighten me. Large friend of nose of Kate Moss...

http://bilybop.free.fr (to see my pix gallery)

This used to be a site where everyone posted comments on celebrities... that was fun, and that's how it started. I posted that I didn't hate Tom Cruise and I'm not a freak to wish someone dead that I don't even know.

So, lets go back to just commenting on celebs and not on fellow posters behind the anonymity of a screen name. I don't understand saying something personal about a screen name... it's that dumbest thing in the whole world.

Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

See, it really doesnt make a logical person out of a dumb one, now does it?

Now you see what I'm talking about, so take my advice and really try to act like a member of society and not like a bratty little annoying thing.

And, P.S. My Screen name is I_AM_BANANAS... like the letter I (eye)... and it's not my fault you don't know the difference. Ever heard the Gwen song? I am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Don't hate, appreciate.

Right, now fuck off cunty-face and leave us to our business.

man someone needs an intervention. Linsay lay off the drugs babe, ur scaring the kids.

She looks terrible in that picture, like she's gonna eat the fan she's looking at. That dress is like so 1940, and I'm not surprised MK was scared of her either, she's a boyfriend stealer. And probably contracted herpes from Stavros. The STD ring continues its infectious route through the D-list darlings of Hollywood!

FIRST-
Didn't notice the first time, but the little kid in the lower left looks like he may have got a glimpse of her ass

Huh. She looks like a hundred bucks.

This pic makes me want to stab her to death, with my DICK!!!!!!

Just call me Kip.

Umm, Pip rather. This new Heini light beer sucks.

Love the psycho-looking brunette framed by the dad with the kid on his shoulders. She looks like she's gonna go all "Hostel" on Lindsay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

lol @ 96... she would make a perfect Ms. Havisham complete with the scary look on her face and that old dress.

If that's not class, I don't know what is. I think we could all learn from Lindsay Lohan. What's the lesson you may ask? Don't become a crack Herbie-riding whore...The effect is long-lasting...

Look she's signing that guy's dick!

@100 that's pretty accurate, lol

Why is she wearing black nail polish with that dress?

CAN SHE STOP WEARING BLACK NAILPOLISH AND GET A FREAKIN MANICURE OR ACRYLICS OR SOMETHING TO MAKE HER CHUBBY FINGERS LOOK LONGER?!

Those eyebrows remind me of Joan Crawford. "NO....WIRE...HANGERS!!!!!!!"

@35-

Sorry, I missed your comment. My bad.

damn lindsay can be in the sequel to Rocky Horror Picture Show....as a LESS attractive drag queen.

I'm scared of that ugly freckled cunt too.

i miss mk's pictures around the web, and i think she's traumatized because lohan stole the greek from paris hilton who stole him from the pretty olsen girl.

oh, and lindsay lohan will NEVER be as skinny as mary kate. NEVER.

It's true, drinking semen will make your breasts grow big and strong.

@121-Why in the hell would anyone ever want to be as skinny as Mary-Kate? FFS, that's 1)disgusting 2)unhealthy 3)fugly 4)*vomit*

I would love to see the Lindsernator break it off in both Olsens and both Simpsons. I'll bet she could do it, all coked up.

#122
tcltc
but he doesn't swallow.

scared? try fuckin terrified! she is totally communicable

mk had plenty of reasons to be terrified. but don't worry, little olsen, herpes cannot be transferred by looking in an afflicted person's face. or maybe it can.i dunno.

she did it with Fez. "Wilmer Valderama" His name sounds like VD you would catch from a cartoon pig.

MK is scared of everything, including food, getting a real job, and of course, her non-existent career.

Good thing though, if you built a genetic conglomerate of both Olsen's, and HoHan, you would still = 1 Big Loser. Screwable, but with a personality of cardboard. Mmmmm.......cardboard.

OMG: the return of the Zombie!!!

Go get some Mystic Tan Lindsay!!

#124, YEs he does, the greedy cum rag

PLEASE STOP PUTTING THIS WAISTED KID ON T.V NOW! AND WHO WOULD BE SCARED OF THIS TOOHPICK? OH YEAH ANOTHER TOOTHPICK! IT'S SO SAD TO SEE HOW CUTE KID'S CAN TURN INTO UGLY WHORE'S!!!

I'm on team Lindsay! At least no matter how skinny both of them are, Lindsay will always be the one who shows her tities.