May 17, 2006
Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera fight like cats
Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera are supposedly in the middle of a small feud, which started up when Aguilera mentioned Mariah in her recent interview with GQ.
"One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me," Aguilera told the magazine. "But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated."In response to Aguilera's comments, Carey told Access Hollywood, "I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain," Carey added. "It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."
Aguilera seems ready for a truce. "I do not want any bad energy with anyone," she told Access when contacted for comment. "My intentions were not to upset Mariah with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her."
I was really hoping they would settle this with some sort of diva contest. Like who could make the most ridiculous demand, or who could sing the highest note. They can both reach supersonic levels so I'm really curious as to who would win. They can set it so that whoever's the first to make a dog bleed from the ears and die is the winner.
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Comments
1. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 12:46 PM
I'd like to see them do some UFC style fighting.
2. Posted by Sodomy_is_for_Girls on May 17, 2006 12:46 PM
make with the oil already...
3. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 12:47 PM
Three firsts in a mother fucking row! I must have no life at all. Either that or a horseshoe crammed up my ass.
I wonder, does the gerbil shoved up Tom Cruise's ass bring him luck?
4. Posted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 17, 2006 12:51 PM
Aside from the stories and the awesome comments, the ONLY other reason I come here is to see the people fight for the first comment. Nothing makes my day more than that.
5. Posted by The Girl on May 17, 2006 12:52 PM
This is hardly a feud. It's more like passive-agressive high school gossip. These two having a real feud would be frickin' awesome. I mean a feud that included mud wrestling, of course.
6. Posted by Sodomy_is_for_Girls on May 17, 2006 12:54 PM
what's the deal with the blocking of posts?
7. Posted by morokolli on May 17, 2006 12:54 PM
mariah should mess only with people her size, ah and christina should stop emulating a blow up doll
8. Posted by Land-Man on May 17, 2006 12:55 PM
Mariah would just eat Christina. Game over.
9. Posted by dimestoredetective on May 17, 2006 12:59 PM
Mariah and Christina are like the Laurel & Hardy or Abbot & Costello of the Latina pop music world.
10. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 1:00 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
11. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 17, 2006 1:00 PM
VOCAL SMACKDOWN!!
12. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 17, 2006 1:02 PM
...and the drunk beached *wail* would lose.
13. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 1:02 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
14. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 17, 2006 1:02 PM
test
15. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 17, 2006 1:03 PM
Big Jim has the SF Turkey of the Day!!
16. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 1:03 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
17. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 1:04 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
18. Posted by Itallian Sausage on May 17, 2006 1:04 PM
In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............
19. Posted by isegoria on May 17, 2006 1:05 PM
Mariah's just a fucking rank pig.
20. Posted by CoJo on May 17, 2006 1:11 PM
Mariah is just jealous that Christina is still thin enough to tie her own shoes...and actually see them when their on. I'm convinced that Mariah Carey has been turned out into a high-priced call girl because, seriously, there's no way she made that much money with her repeditive jacked off ear-numbing voice.
Mariah Carey loves the cock...one good thing about her - I bet she gives better head than Christina. Fat bitches usually give the best head, especially when they have no talent and no brain.
21. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on May 17, 2006 1:13 PM
Oh, please. In reality, it's Christina's and Mariah's publicists who are having the feud. You think those two bimbos could have written up statements like that, and spelled words like "had" and "the" correctly?
22. Posted by DancingQueen on May 17, 2006 1:13 PM
Mariah is one crazy bitch.
23. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 1:14 PM
Why oh why can I not POST!!!!
24. Posted by 86d on May 17, 2006 1:21 PM
Wow who'd a thunk it would be so easy to get away with talking smack about Mariah.
25. Posted by 86d on May 17, 2006 1:22 PM
She's "fierce".
26. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 1:24 PM
I say we throw them both into a volcano to try to appease the angry gods.
Oh...that's right. You're supposed to throw virgins into the volcano. Damn. There goes that idea.
Maybe we could try that Lima chick? Hahaha...
27. Posted by HughJorganthethird on May 17, 2006 1:29 PM
Yeah Mariah prays betwen mouthfulls of fries.
28. Posted by Grphdesi23 on May 17, 2006 1:35 PM
When I see Christina, I always see a lost soul.
29. Posted by suzy on May 17, 2006 1:35 PM
why is she so pale?
she was never pale before?
and she looks like snow with her hair so freakin blonde
when's her hair going to start to fall out?
30. Posted by Sheva on May 17, 2006 1:57 PM
Yeah, fries smothered in mayonaise.
31. Posted by YAYShannysHERE on May 17, 2006 1:57 PM
at least they have their looks
32. Posted by HughJorganthethird on May 17, 2006 2:01 PM
who's kidding who, Mariah will settle for nothing less than genuine Poutine, a french canadian specialty where the fries are coated in gravy and cheese kurds. How else do u explain those thighs?
33. Posted by Alacran on May 17, 2006 2:23 PM
Maybe they can both sing high notes at the same time and explode each other, and Tom Cruise can eat the remains, if he eats placenta he can surely eat the rest of these two....
34. Posted by morokolli on May 17, 2006 2:33 PM
what
35. Posted by morokolli on May 17, 2006 2:33 PM
what's that approval thing? am i the only one getting it
36. Posted by Land-Man on May 17, 2006 2:43 PM
I heard Mariah say: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a Land-Cock".
I don't need to tell you how that turned out.
37. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 2:44 PM
I guess I'm banned for life.
38. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 17, 2006 2:46 PM
I say let them battle it out at F*ck Fest '06. I can be the test subject. That'll be the only way to determine who has the highest octave.
39. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 17, 2006 3:11 PM
MeganHarris seems ready for a truce. "I do not want any bad energy with anyone," she told oshkoshb-goshdammgosh when beaten for comment. "My intentions were not to upset oshkosh-bgoshdammgosh with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her, and I want to eat her out three times a day for nutritional reasons."
Finally, thank you. But no truce.
40. Posted by andrewthezeppo on May 17, 2006 3:46 PM
Mariah sucks, she can't sing anymore and she looks like a beached whale. She makes Britney look like a slightly less fat beached whale in comparison. I saw her at Live 8 in London and she can't even sing "We Belong Together" live, sounded like crap.
41. Posted by gogoboots on May 17, 2006 3:54 PM
They're both really idiotic and immature. Mariah doesn't remember when she was a mental basketcase, getting all drunk and being her diva-like loser fatass self. Xtina decided to point it out because she's just saying that Mariah's full of it...of course, she's not that much better, wearing the same shade of lipstick since they did that Moulin Rouge shit song eons ago...
42. Posted by Pearly on May 17, 2006 3:58 PM
Both of these bitches have the same awful "I'm at a voice lesson" singing style, I say we throw em in a volcano whether the gods like it or not.
43. Posted by libertarienne on May 17, 2006 4:10 PM
Hmmm, in a fight between the two, who would win? Stinky Skankoid or Crazy Fatty? Hmmm, Christina is probably greasy enough to get away pretty easily, but never underestimate the total psychosis that is Mariah...tough call. Plus, Mariah could always sit on Christina. Ew...that just went into a really bad place...oh...the visuals....EEEEWWWWW.
44. Posted by ymagyn on May 17, 2006 4:29 PM
There's about to be a girl fight.
45. Posted by ymagyn on May 17, 2006 4:30 PM
There's about to be a girl fight.
46. Posted by MeganHarris on May 17, 2006 5:23 PM
Whats up with the Superficial Comments today?
47. Posted by radio4play on May 17, 2006 6:32 PM
It sniffed your ass and went all awry
TCLTC
48. Posted by Ghost-of-Stallion on May 17, 2006 6:44 PM
Sorry about all the comments, don't know what the hell is going on...........
49. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 17, 2006 6:53 PM
Wow, didn't take Xtina long to wuss-out. She just lost all of her street cred. Plus, now one of her posse will have to clip her since she might be goin' soft.
50. Posted by cat on May 17, 2006 7:36 PM
i saw an interview of mariah once where she talked about how she wished she were as thin as the people in africa, except without all the flies and death and stuff.
that is when i came to the conclusion that she was the most idiotic bimbo in the universe.
51. Posted by cat on May 17, 2006 7:37 PM
NOT FIRST!!!
52. Posted by rogue00 on May 17, 2006 8:09 PM
Fight like cats? More like bitches in heat. They might start spaying on each other soon
53. Posted by Hermes B. on May 17, 2006 11:37 PM
Mariah is the better singer... xtina needs to sit down w/her geekland boyfriend. When will christina realize shes not Marilyn Monroe, the chick is dead?
54. Posted by (s)AINT on May 18, 2006 12:31 AM
they cant fight christina is a lightweight and mariha is a super heaveyweight
55. Posted by ning_ning on May 18, 2006 1:08 AM
Mariah is my girl, she doesn't have to wake up like my girl said "with beer googles on her face every morning"
Christina needs some medication she thinks she is the roaring 20's and is married to a butt ugly elf..
56. Posted by Brak on May 18, 2006 2:25 PM
Carey added. "It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."
This is ironic; because in a world where Mariah Carey is a top selling musical artist, THERE IS NO GOD!
57. Posted by Sassy on May 18, 2006 4:52 PM
I love the fact that Christina dissed Mariah. That gives me great pleasure, to know that Skankalicious put IMadeAMovieCalledGlitter down a notch. Now if they'd have a fight over who's boobs are real and who's aren't, that'd be super. Oh wait. They both have super real boobs. Riiiiiiight.
58. Posted by INeedAMemberName on May 18, 2006 6:29 PM
Mariah and Christina should have a sing-off, first one who's head explodes is the loser and that way the public will be free from at least one of those 2 annoyances.
59. Posted by DaNiGuRl on May 18, 2006 7:49 PM
Man, Mariah carey is a musical genius and it isn't even a thought that she would be put in the same category of Christina the slut. Granted, christina does have an amazing voice, but she will/CAN never be in the same league of Mariah. OH, and #7 LOVE THE BLOW UP DOLL COMMENT!!!!
60. Posted by Truth Serum on June 5, 2006 6:58 PM
Did anyone hear Christina Aguilera's new single? Aint No Other Man? It sucks. Its time to go back to basics yet again because she obviously missed the "This is How you Create Music" portion of the lesson. Poor thing. No, I'm not being biased, but honestly, it just sounds too forced of a song. She should of released something more ... um ... dance friendly and ear friendly? She's belting too much into the song. Just my opinion. As for Mariah Carey, uhm, okay, at Christina's age Mariah was already how many #1's deep, and Diamond Albums full? Lets keep it real. You ain't gotta like her, but respect the fact and kiss the mofrikin' ring fools!